Literature: The Fate Of Paul Twister
The sequel to The Lay of Paul Twister
, still in progress. At some point after the events of the previous book, Paul gets caught red-handed in one of his burglary attempts and ends up thrown in a dungeon. The story opens with an unlikely benefactor arriving to get him back out...
The first chapter can be found here.
The Fate of Paul Twister provides examples of the following tropes:
- Amazon Chaser: Sarah has Paul pegged as one. (Rather accurately, considering his attitude towards Aylwyn in the first book.)
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: While in prison, Paul didn't want to associate with the other prisoners because most of them were really bad people: murderers, rapists, predatory moneylenders.
- Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me: Justified, downplayed (the author seems to love downplayed tropes) and gender-flipped: when the royal agent arrives to get Paul out of prison, she wants him made presentable before he's brought to speak with her, but not because she wants to have her way with him; he's just spent a couple months rotting away in some filthy prison and really needs the cleaning-up.
- Butt Monkey: Paul seems to be turning into one as of the first few chapters!
- It gets worse: it turns out Paul is under a bad luck curse that officially turns him into a Butt Monkey and will eventually cause him to die in some horrible way if he can't undo it.
- Distressed Dude: Hilariously lampshaded by Paul when he finds out the identity of the woman who just got him out of prison:
Now, Iím a pretty forward-thinking guy. By some ways of measuring it, it would not be at all inaccurate to call me the most modern man in the entire kingdom. But even so,
thereís just something viscerally humiliating, and maybe even a little bit emasculating, about realizing that youíve just been rescued from a dungeonÖ by the Princess.
- Didn't See That Coming: Paul wasn't expecting Sarah to think turning him into a dragon would be a good idea, and he really wasn't expecting what happened next: getting overwhelmed by the dragon instincts and ending up having sex with dragon!Sarah.
- Friend Zone: Paul seems to have placed Sarah here rather firmly, despite her clear attraction to him, which occasionally includes blatantly throwing herself at him.
- I Have Boobs, You Must Obey!: Used by Aylwyn of all people! Though her delivery is less of a command/coercion and more like "I already know you will obey, because I have boobs."
- I Have Many Names: Paul continues this tradition from the first book, except instead of superheroes, he seems to be using political figures now (at least temporarily.) He was incarcerated under the name of "Thomas Jefferson."
- Instant Messenger Pigeon: Apparently people use messenger pigeons specially bred by wizards to have the ability to teleport.
- Refusal of the Call: Paul gets a very clear Call to Adventure a couple chapters in, but because it came from Ryell, he essentially says "screw that" and heads off in the opposite direction. Interestingly, the expected response never does seem to come...
- Royals Who Actually Do Something: Apparently the princess of the kingdom is some sort of active agent of her father's, going around taking care of royal business with an escort of knights.
- Played with: It turns out that the princess is a member of the Royal Knights, but the person who got Paul out of the dungeon was not the princess, but an impostor pretending to be her while actually working for Ryell.
- Shaped Like Itself: "Thatís the downside to having an ability that no one understands: it tends to get misunderstood."
- Paul, talking with Aylwyn, argues that the Paladins' role should be police or military, but not both, using an explanation given by Commander Adama in Battlestar Galactica (Reimagined). Amusingly, he says in the narration that "any self-respecting geek" would know this... and then misquotes it pretty badly (while still preserving the essence of the original quote.)
- Technical Pacifist: In the narration, Paul says that he's never killed anyone and doesn't want to, but as we see in the first book he has no problems with incapacitating people who deserve it and letting Aylwyn finish them off. She arrested him instead of killing him, but he didn't know that at the time.
- Would Hit a Girl: When Paul discovers that Princess Ashley de Morgan was actually not the princess, but an impostor, he doesn't actually hit her, but he does put her in a choke hold and threaten severe violence against her, because he realized that she was almost certainly putting him in serious danger.