"Is this a get rich quick scheme? Of course! Who wants to get rich slow?"Most people have careers that allow them to live comfortably, some people have very well-paying jobs, fewer still have jobs that would allow them to be "rich", and still even fewer have Big Bux. When a character wants to get Big Bux, they often don't try more common varieties of accruing wealth like bumping off rich relatives, stealing, or being a miser. They go for a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme sometimes resulting in an If I Were a Rich Man moment and often overlapping with a Zany Scheme or Missing Steps Plan. A common variation of this trope is that the Get Rich Quick person thinks working is a get-rich-quick scheme or that they fall for someone else's scheme instead. Beware: every Con Man knows exactly how appealing the prospect of easy money can be and is eager to exploit it as part of The Con to take advantage of The Mark's naïveté. Or, alternately, if someone else hits on a scheme that works, he may step in to help make sure A Fool and His New Money Are Soon Parted. Remember: if it sounds Too Good to Be True, it probably is. A Sister Trope to Ponzi, and a favorite pastime of the Schemer. Compare Mock Millionaire (who's typically involved in one way or another).
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- Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Diamond Is Unbreakable: Josuke, Okuyasu, and Shigechi come up with a way to use Shigechi's Stand to get rich in a hurry (have Harvest seek out discarded lottery tickets). They actually expected a more modest return than the ticket Harvest did find, but that one was plenty... but Josuke's mother confiscates his share of the winnings (in part to ensure that he doesn't gamble it away).
- Many of the plots in Kochikame involve Ryotsu trying to get rich starting a business selling a fad product or food.
- Pokémon's Team Rocket has an endless supply of these, many of which actually work - in contrast with their actual jobs as thieves.
- Sgt. Frog: Quite a lot of Keroro's plans are just to raise the invasion budget...usually so he can buy more Gundam.
- Fables. One of Jack's get rich quick schemes was to become a hero of the Civil War and then marry into a wealthy Southern family.
- This trope is a regular staple of Superhero comics in that their Supervillain enemies often rob banks and knock over jewelry stores as a way of achieving this trope. Frequently overlaps with Cut Lex Luthor a Check when the villains are using skills, powers or technology that could have earned them a huge fortune if the villains had acted legitimately.
Films — Animated
Films — Live-Action
- Alluded to in Maverick.
Maverick: I had to hot-foot it out of there, as it wouldn't be long before Joseph had a scheme to help me reinvest my newly-acquired thousand.
- Sets the plot in motion in Layer Cake. The protagonists' boss, Jimmy Price, has lost a bundle on stupid investments and fires off a bunch of these, chiefly by stealing a bunch of ecstasy from some other gangsters, embezzling the savings of his underling and shopping his villainous colleagues to the police.
- In Mel Brooks' The Producers, two theatrical producers sell 25,000% of the production to investors and plan to create a play that will close on opening night, receiving almost no income, and therefore net them a substantial profit from the unused investment, since the IRS doesn't investigate flops. Their efforts to create a flop result in a blatantly pro-Nazi musical called Springtime for Hitler, a production starring a spaced-out hippie as Hitler. Unfortunately for the producers, audiences mistake the musical for a satire and love it. Because the play does not flop, the producers will be completely unable to pay back their investors, resulting in their exposure in investment fraud. The musical and its 2005 adaptation swap out the spaced-out hippie for the Camp Gay director; the results are the same.
- Deconstructed in The Adventures of Pinocchio. Pinocchio goes with the Fox and the Cat to earn money easily by planting his coins in the Field of Miracles. The Cricket unsuccessfully tries to convince Pinocchio that this schemes don't work. Pinocchio plants his coins, but the Fox and the Cat were tricking him all along to steal his coins.
- P. G. Wodehouse's Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge passes through life engaging in an endless string of these.
- Encyclopedia Brown is always foiling the scams of a local high school dropout named Wilford Wiggins who keeps trying to get the local kids to give him their money via some new and exciting scheme. Examples include a genuine painting of the Liberty Bell (which cracked 13 years or so after the artist died), building a museum containing an accurate scale replica of the solar system (even with a half-inch model of the Earth, the solar system is still too big), or a muscling powder (if the test subject had really put on that much muscle in so short a time, the jacket he bought before bulking up wouldn't still fit).
- Workaholics, drug-dealer and Cloud Cuckoo Lander Karl shows a crazy version of this when the guys are staying in a hotel-he calls the front desk, asking if the ice is free. He then whispers to the guys, "Ice, currency of the future. I'mma be rich." Later on, he's somehow hauled an ice machine into the room.
- In a slightly more normal example, Adam and Ders try to get rich by making an unburnable American flag.
- The Phil Silvers Show was all about this. It was originally called You'll Never Get Rich.
- The plot of Sneaky Pete revolves around two of these - they try to do this to Vince who is not conVinced.
- On The Honeymooners, Ralph is constantly throwing away his and Norton's wages on foolish get-rich-quick schemes.
- In the Doctor Who episode "Father's Day", Rose meets her father, who's up to his neck in get-rich-quick schemes. Rose calls him a 'bit of a Del Boy'.
- Subverted when they travel to a parallel Earth where her father was not killed in a car accident/time loop. The Get Rich Quick Scheme mentioned in the previous season took off and made Rose's father into a millionaire and legitimate businessman.
- Arthur Daley's stock-in-trade on Minder.
- Makes up most of the plots of Only Fools and Horses; Del Boy's catchphrase is "this time next year, we'll be millionaires!"
- Cedric and Lovita did many of these on The Steve Harvey Show.
- In I Love Lucy the girls, and sometimes the boys, got involved in get-rich-quick schemes. For example, Lucy and Ethyl selling cuts from a side of beef they inadvertently bought; making and selling salad dressing, which cost more to make and sell than they charged; Ricky and Fred buying Canadian Allied Petroleum stock based on Lucy's note: Can All Pet (dog food for a neighbor). There are others.
- Al Bundy tried several of these on Married... with Children. They worked out about as well as you'd expect.
- Trevet from Walker, Texas Ranger was prone to doing this, and failing miserably. It didn't help he would get Walker involved, without his knowledge.
- Joe Dominguez from Nash Bridges.
- A hallmark of Eddie Yeats in Coronation Street.
- The gang of Paddy's Pub in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They always find and think of new schemes every episode, and they fail at them all the time.
- The Pretender episode "Collateral Damage" did a spoof of Tom Vu's ads (where he promised seminars to teach people to make millions). The ad even had a couple ladies in bikinis and fur jackets to add Sex Sells to how rich the customer might be.
- Discussed with utter contempt in Styx's "Rockin' the Paradise":
Don't need no fast-buck, lame-duck profits for funQuick-trick plans take the money and runWe need long-term, slow-burn, gettin' it doneA straight-talkin', hard-workin' son-of-a-gun
- The basis of every part of Crystal Caves. The main character, Mylo, keeps bungling into one Get Rich Quick Scheme after another (he's so famous for this that this got him a entry in the Galactic Encyclopedia) and isn't afraid to cooperate with people with names like Mr. Rip Eweoff. Each episode involves him trying to collect enough crystals to buy another inevitably fail-prone business (such as the farm of Explosive Breeders who turn out to be too explosive in this regard, or a farm of slugs which happens to be built on top of a salt mine). His luck turns around in the end of episode three; after a solar system he just bought explodes, Mylo sets up a burger shop near the resulting scenic nebula.
- Mission's older brother Griff from Knights of the Old Republic has a bad habit of trying these. The last one is a plan to ferment beverages from tach glands—falling for it is technically the only way to clear his (optional) questline.
- TaleSpin. Many of Baloo's Get Rich Quick Schemes are successful, but the prize is always taken away by some unfortunate stroke of luck.
- Approximately 90% of Ed, Edd n Eddy episodes.
- The Simpsons...
Homer: After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm going to get rich with this scheme... and quick!
- Family Guy. Peter needs to raise $50,000 fast or he'll lose his house.
Quagmire: Well, you could whore yourself out to 1,000 fat chicks for 50 bucks each. Or 50 REALLY fat chicks for 1,000 bucks. What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too. But they gotta pay.
- The second half of "Peterotica" focuses on Peter and Carter performing a series of bizarre get-rich-quick schemes, including stealing Lois' wallet, selling pot to Meg, and robbing a train.
- The Flintstones: Fred Flintstone concocted a new get-rich-quick scheme every 5 or 6 episodes. His battlecry was, "Barney, we're gonna be rich!"
- South Parks Eric Cartman on his best days.
- Yogi's Gang: The target audience for Peter D. Cheater's school is made of people wanting to get rich quick.
- Several episodes of Kaeloo have Mr. Cat making one of these. They almost always fail.
- The Looney Tunes cartoon "Get Rich Quick Porky" (1937, Clampett) has a con artist swindling Porky and Gabby out of their money over a parcel of land gimmicked as if it were an oil windfall. When Porky uncovers the scam, the con man offers him $1 for the deed, only for Gabby to uncover actual oil underground. A fight for the deed ensues.
- This impulse is the basis for an enormous number of scams both on and off the internet, of course.
- Homicidal maniacs and earth-destroyer wannabes have the option of nuking cities. Since it kills proportionally more than it destroys assets, you could end up wealthier. That is, if you survive.