Funny: The Flash (2014)
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Episode 1: Pilot
- Barry's last excuse for being late is car troubles. He does not own a car.
- After waking up from his coma, Barry Allen notices a very nice benefit of being struck by lightning:
Barry: Lightning... gave me abs?
- The first thing Caitlin does when Barry wakes up is to ask him for a urine sample.
- When they're testing Barry's speed, they put him in a red outfit that looks like it was designed to minimize wind resistance while still providing padding for falls, with a helmet to boot. The result looks completely ridiculous. The only consolation that Cisco can give is that he'll be (at that point hypothetically) moving so fast nobody will see him.
Cisco: How's it fit?
Barry: [embarrassed] It's a little snug.
- Barry's upset that the first time he tried to help someone, it went wrong. The look on Oliver's face...
- Oliver giving Barry some helpful advice that Barry once gave him:
Oliver: Wear a mask.
- And each of them making their showy exits.
[Oliver jumps off a building and rappels to the next]
[Oliver watches Barry zip off]
- Though it's played up as a serious moment, the scene of Mardon believing he is God was lightened by Detective West's snappy "Shut the hell up."
- And then:
- Soon after getting caught up to speed on the fate of the particle accelerator and STAR Labs, Barry makes a hasty exit to catch up with Iris after learning that she frequently visited his bedside during his 9-month coma. He ends up doubling back to ask Wells if he could keep the STAR Labs sweater.
Wells: [exasperated] Yeah, keep the sweatshirt.
- Even funnier is the tweet from Grant Gustin, stating that he did keep the sweatshirt and has it in his closet at home.
Episode 2: Fastest Man Alive
- Caitlin being the "stern older sister" walking into Cisco and Barry's superheroics.
Barry: [unconvincingly cheery] Hey, Caitlin! How's your day?Caitlin: Get back to STAR Labs. Now. [Death Glare]
- Barry looked like he nearly stumbled when he heard Caitlin's voice on the line.
- "Captain Clone"
- Barry's reaction to the clone of Multiplex standing motionless in STAR Labs; Caitlin grew it.
- Cisco calculating that Barry needs to eat roughly 850 tacos. This is said completely seriously.
Cisco: Unless we’re talking cheese and guac, that’s a whole other set of equations…
- Barry Leaning on the Fourth Wall in the opening narration, saying he won't bore us with the whole origin story from last week.
- Unintentionally, it becomes even funnier as the audience just sat through such an introduction seconds earlier.
- Barry leaving his civvies behind in his rush to a crime scene, to which Harrison wonders how long it'll take him to notice. He has to buy a new outfit before heading in.
- Just as the STAR Labs team figure out why Barry is suffering dizzy spells and fainting after using his super speed, Barry passes out... whilst running on a treadmill at super speed. Cue this blur of arms and legs suddenly stopping as Barry flops to the ground, then gets launched backwards into a pile of boxes filled with packing peanuts.
- Barry learns that Danton's cells replicate in a way only found in babies.
Iris: So what, your killer's a newborn?
- Barry analyzes the scene of a robbery at a gun store, noting the perpetrator wears a size 10. Which he points out is just like the Captain. Cue him babbling to try and cover up what could have been perceived as trying to accuse the captain of armed robbery (Which he didn't mean)
- Harrison Wells sarcastically applauding what he believes to be a two-faced Simon Stagg who had just said that he hopes Danton Black comes looking for trouble.
- And what's Simon's response to seeing him?
Stagg: Don't get up.
- Followed by Harrison briefly throwing his head back with a loud joyless laugh.
- And what's Simon's response to seeing him?
Episode 3: Things You Can't Outrun
- Iris asks Barry what he could see in her phone's photo of the red blur. Eddie calls at that moment.
- Cisco messing up codes.
Cisco: We've got a two-thirty-seven in progress.
Barry: ...public indecency?
Cisco: Oops, I meant two-thirty-nine.
Barry: Dog leash violation!?
Caitlin: Bad man, with a gun, in a getaway car, go get 'im!
- Eddie goes to the Wests' to meet Iris, but unfortunately runs into Joe, and had to quickly come up with an excuse that he wants to re-investigate the crime scene.
- Barry asks which one is the north wing in the mall.
Wells: It's the one with the Big Belly Burger.
[Cisco gives him a weird look]
Wells: I eat.
- Iris and Eddie finally tell Joe they're dating... and he reveals he already knows. This conversation results:
Eddie: So you're not mad?
Joe: Oh I'm mad. If they hadn't confiscated my gun we'd be having an entirely different conversation right now.
Eddie: ...I'll give you two some space. I'll be outside, looking into the Witness Protection Program.
- He then gives his blessing on the relationship by promising Iris he'll do his best not to shoot Eddie.
- "So, we're supposed to get used to living above a makeshift prison. Housing violent criminals with SUPERPOWERS?"
Episode 4: Going Rogue
- Barry and Joe making fun of the name "Leonard Snart". Barry says that "Leonard" is almost as bad as his full name, "Bartholomew".
- This episode guest stars Felicity Smoak, which means these come pretty fast and furious.
- Barry is so eager to show off his powers for Felicity that he forgets his sneakers can't handle the friction.
- When Barry brings Felicity to the lab, she promises Caitlin and Cisco that she can keep a secret. Barry immediately elaborates that she works with the Arrow. Felicity is understandably annoyed.
- And then later, she makes an "...I'd be as rich as Oliver Queen" analogy, and immediately starts backpedaling in such a way that she actually makes it more obvious that the Arrow is Oliver.
- "My team's setup is a lot like this...but with more pointy things."
- When in the lab, Barry is on the treadmill showing off his speed, and says "Want to see how fast I can run backwards?" He immediately crashes.
Caitlin:...he heals fast, too.
- Eddie Thawne doing a Jaw Drop when Felicity walks into the trivia contest wearing a Little Black Dress.
- Barry names the trivia team the incredibly dorky "E=MC Hammer," to the confusion of Eddie and Iris. Felicity gets it instantly.
- Felicity is at a bit of a loss at an excuse for Barry's suddenly leaving—being used to saying Oliver is "on a date", or some other appropriate fib—and comes up with Barry having bad diarrhea. And then she berates herself for continuing to talk to the air after he runs off.
- Her failing to dramatically crack her knuckles.
- Joe and Eddie having a bit of an awkward time in the car while discussing Iris. Eddie turns on the radio...and gets "When a Man Loves a Woman". He switches stations...and gets "Let's Get It On". He promptly turns it back off.
Eddie: ...quiet is good.
- A blink and you'll miss it one: Wells proudly says that Barry (running a few hundred miles per hour) isn't even close to his top speed...before hastily tacking on a "Theoretically, that is." Yes, he forgot to hide his knowledge of the future for a second there.
- Barry and Leonard Snart bantering in full-costume makes for a fun moment.
The Flash: If you wanted to get away you should've taken something faster than a train.
Captain Cold: That's if I wanted to get away.
- Cisco threatens Snart with the prototype cold gun, which is so huge that Felicity and Caitlin have to carry around the power source behind him. After Snart leaves, Cisco mentions it's actually the lab's vacuum cleaner with a bunch of LEDs stuck on it.
- Snart smiling at the "Captain Cold" moniker.
- Iris telling Barry that Felicity likes him, since (in her own words) she's the only girl who sees him for the great guy she's always telling him that he is. Think about that for a second.
Episode 5: Plastique
- When Barry realizes he can't get drunk (while they're having a pleasant night out at a bar), Caitlin squees about doing experiments and starts scrounging through her purse.
Barry: ...you keep a blood test kit in your purse?
Caitlin: Hey, you have your hobbies.
- Caitlin's reaction to Barry saying he can't get drunk is to immediately administer a blood test. Cisco's is to grab more shots
- Then in a Brick Joke at the end of the episode, Caitlin reveals that she's cooked up a very potent alcoholic beverage (she calls it roughly 500 proof, while 200 proof is pure alcohol) for Barry. When Barry says that he's gotten buzzed from it, Caitlin gets all giddy—and then it wears off after 30 seconds.
- Joe: So, human bomb? Must be Tuesday in Central City.
- When Eddie gets an emergency call interrupting the night out at the beginning of the episode, everyone else instantly pulls out their own excuses as to why they need to leave as well.
- Barry tells Joe the Streak met with Iris, and Joe warns that Iris would have easily been able to recognize his voice. Barry demonstrates his ability to vibrate his vocal cords to produce a reverb effect—and Joe bursts out laughing.
- Plastique blows up the suit in her first encounter with the Flash. Cisco begins sulking like a child and declaring her to be pure evil because of this, until he sees her.
Cisco: Nobody blows up my suit and gets away with it...unless they look like that.
- Whilst the team are explaining meta-humans to Bette/Plastique, Cisco comments that none of them have looked like her. He immediately begins backpedaling, whilst a snickering Barry facepalms and Caitlin threatens him with a lobotomy.
- Whilst testing Plastique's abilities by giving her objects to throw and explode, Caitlin holds up a boomerang and gives Cisco a blank stare.
Caitlin: Didn't think this through, did you?
- Could that possibly be a nod to the last question in this What-If XKCD?
Episode 6: The Flash Is Born
- When asked what he hit to damage himself as he had done, Barry simply says "A man." before making sure to clarify "A big, bad man." a few seconds later.
- When Barry says the new metahuman can turn his skin into metal, Dr. Wells calls him a "man of steel". Doubly funny because said metahuman is called a "big bad man" just prior, so this might be a jab at the very divisive Man of Steel film.
- When Barry recognizes the new metahuman as a childhood bully, Caitlin and Cisco starts reminiscing about theirs as well.
Caitlin: I had a childhood nemesis, Lexi LaRoche. She used to put gum in my hair. [pouts]
Cisco: Jake Pocket. If I didn't let him copy my homework he'd give me a swirly.
Barry: Now that we've established that we're all uber-nerds, what are we going to do about Tony?
- Caitlin interrogating Barry whether he is secretly meeting Iris in costume while preparing to set his dislocated shoulder.
Caitlin: Good. [snaps his shoulder back in place with a loud crack]
- Cisco calculating the speed and the angle with which Barry has to hit the Girder (animated on a screen) while Caitlin looks worried.
- Cisco seriously wanting to also hunt down his and Caitlin's childhood bullies, regardless of whether they also have powers.
- Cisco and Caitlin are exchanging some technobabble when Wells wheels in and asks what they're doing. Cisco answers with that the're calculating the average amount of bugs Barry swallows when he runs. Wells comments he'll look forward to him receiving his Nobel Prize.
- This exchange after Barry and Iris land blows on Girder, successfully knocking him out:
The Flash: Nice cross.
Iris: I think I broke my hand.
The Flash: [weakly] Me too.
Episode 7: Power Outage
- The testing after Barry's been depowered.
Cisco: He's slow even for a normal person...
- After buying a cup of coffee, Barry - out of costume - gets pulled into an alley by a mugger who demands he give up his wallet. Naturally, the mugger gets a bit confused when his victim finds this hilarious instead of terrifying. Barry literally spends the whole "mugging" laughing at the mugger's terrible luck, telling him how much this is going to suck for him and advising him to just walk away, while the mugger has no idea why he's acting so nuts. When the mugger refuses to take the hint, Barry then grabs his gun and then pulls a cop over there from somewhere at superspeed, but not before stripping the guy down to his underwear for good measure.
- A bit of Fridge Funny: the cop takes only a second to wonder "How did I get here?", before realizing that the guy in underwear is probably a criminal. Has Barry done this before?
- When Barry tells Joe that he's lost his powers, Joe randomly tosses Barry's coffee mug to the floor in order to see if Barry will catch it. Barry is annoyed at this, both because Joe didn't just take his word for it, but because he "loved that mug". And when Iris comes in and sees the broken mess on the floor, she also bemoans it, citing Barry's love of that mug.
- What makes it funnier is the implication that Joe did this mere moments after Barry told him about his power loss.
- Eddie's last scene, high as a kite on painkillers.
Episode 8: Flash vs Arrow
- "You mean the bank that was robbed of 1/2 million dollars, where a dozen people tried to murder each other, and you think our attention should be focused on catching Santa Claus."
- Captain Singh meticulously preparing lunch while Eddie makes his proposal. Barry would later steal it right under the poor captain's nose.
- Diggle and Cisco get into a "Who would win" argument about whether Arrow or Flash would win in a fight, while Felicity watches the two in what could possibly be a battle to the death.
Felicity: Please tell me you're not actually having this conversation right now.
- After his first look at the Flash, Diggle just stares slack-jawed for a few seconds before saying "You're fast." He remains completely obsessed for a while afterwards, including wondering if Barry can do everything fast, like going to the bathroom.
Diggle: I had a cousin who got hit by lightning once. He just developed a stutter.
- At the beginning of that scene, Diggle is eating a box of french fries. When Barry shows up he panics and the fries go flying everywhere. Meanwhile Felicity, having seen it all before, doesn't bat an eye.
- Barry carries Felicity to Star Labs and moves so fast that her shirt catches fire. They quickly tear it off leaving her in just a bra as Cisco and Caitlin walk in. Felicity even stammers that she's glad that she decided not to go braless.
Barry: You guys remember Felicity?
Cisco: I'll always remember this.
- Cisco playing around with a carbon fibre boomerang, and accidentally wrecking the lab. Made funnier by Caitlin screaming and trying to run from it.
- Later he has it stuck in a clamp and tells it to stay.
- And his hand is bandaged.
- Later he has it stuck in a clamp and tells it to stay.
- Iris gushing to Barry over Oliver visiting Jitters and telling Barry that Oliver is on her freebie list, which she calls a "three list".
- In a darkly funny way, Oliver telling Barry how he doesn't mind his surroundings while they're training. Barry doesn't seem to understand what he means until he's shot in the back by two crossbows Oliver had hidden in the grass.
Barry: You shot me!?
Oliver: I hear you heal fast. [Cue him tearing out the arrows and making Barry scream in pain]
- After Oliver parts ways with Team Flash on good terms, particularly Joe & Dr. Wells, he tells Felicity what the audience already thinks of the latter.
Oliver:: There's something off about that guy.
- Oliver says they're going to have to discuss Barry "giving his enemies silly code names." Barry responds accordingly:
- Oliver calls out Barry on being late:
Oliver: Barry, how can you have Super Speed and still fail to be on time?
- Immediately after this, Oliver explains how he went to every crime scene that the Flash visited and looked at Iris' blog. Barry's response:
Barry: Don't you sleep?
- Caitlin learns that the bank being robbed is the one she uses. Cisco's opinions on banking?
Cisco: Once super-thieves showed up, I went mattress.
- Cisco going into his Motor Mouth fanboy mode when he learns the Arrow is Oliver Queen. Apparently, he was on Cisco’s list of 150 possible suspects. Then Diggle shuts him up with a hard look.
- Ollie doing seriously the usual speech about how his secret identity must stay a close-guarded secret, and then Felicity "translating" that he had a lot of fun working with Team Flash, and can't wait to do it again.
Oliver: My identity is a closely guarded secret known only to a few, and if it were to get out, would endanger my family, my friends and it would embolden my enemies to retaliate with me through them.
Felicity: What Oliver is trying to say is that he had a lovely time working with you and getting to know each of you, and he can't wait to do it again soon.
Cisco: You know, it didn't sound like that's what he was saying.
- When Cisco announces they've spotted Bivolo on traffic cams by facial recognition...
Caitlin: Since when have we had facial recognition software?
Felicity: Happy Hanukkah!
- When Oliver sees where Team Flash keeps their captured meta-humans in the Pipeline:
Oliver: I have a prison like this. Mine's on a nearly inhospitable island in the North China Sea, but this works too.
- Cisco gets an especially funny line when he rolls his eyes at Roy G. Bivolo raving about how he'll kill them all while he's in his cell:
Cisco: "Blah blah blah. No fortress can hold me." I've heard it all before, pal. Adios, Prism.
- This is immediately followed by an exchange between Caitlin and Cisco:
Caitlin: I liked "Rainbow Raider"Cisco: Ok, you don't get to decide the names.
Episode 9: The Man in the Yellow Suit
- Barry trims the tree at superspeed...until Joe glares at him, and he untrims the tree at superspeed.
- Immediately followed by Iris chiding them for taking so long with it. Yeah, Barry was so done with this that he risked exposing his secret to her just to end it.
- The repeated mentions that the old family eggnog recipe isn't as light on the bourbon as grandma pretended.
- Cisco calls the man in yellow "Opposite Flash." A few minutes later, the man says (where Cisco can hear him) that he's nothing like the Flash. You might even call him the reverse.
Episode 10: Revenge of the Rogues
- Wells commenting that Reverse Flash isn't such a bad nickname.
- Cisco excitedly telling Barry that the remaining training drones have lasers; Caitlin & Wells both immediately say no, as if they're telling a child not to do something stupid.
- Snart making Mick wear a seatbelt.
- Wells offers Star Labs' help in order to "catch Cold." Cisco is clearly about to make a Lame Pun Reaction, but Wells cuts him off:
- Made even funnier when Cisco dubs Rory "Heatwave" and Wells tells him to cut it out.
- Joe looking around at the mess Iris made and pointedly telling Barry they both know she's never going to clean it up, then simply turning and walking away when Barry protests he isn't going to do it.
- Barry notes that to take both guys down, he's going to have to essentially recreate the climax of Ghostbusters.
Cisco: That movie was surprisingly scientifically accurate.
Wells: And really quite funny.
- Really, Mick Rory in general is just a treat to listen to. It's as if the more fire there is in a scene, the louder and hammier he gets, leading to...
- Though it's played completely straight, the reveal that "Firestorm" is actually a very long acronym. You can almost hear Agent Ward saying "Somebody really wanted their initials to spell 'F.I.R.E.S.T.O.R.M.'"
- When Snart and Mick are being dragged through the station, Mick is thrashing like a wild animal and screaming about burning everyone, while in the background Snart just has a deadpan look that screams "Be professional for once, Mick."
Joe: Partner's a real hothead.
Snart: That's funny.
Joe: You know what's hilarious, Snart? We got you.
- Somewhat darkly funny, but in the past, Barry has been shown to be as gentle as possible when pulling innocent bystanders to safely (usually they only look a little confused and maybe a little off balance.) When he pulls Eddie out of the way of Captain Cold and Heat Wave, Eddie ends up getting thumped against a wall... pretty roughly. Clearly Barry's petty jealousy isn't going anywhere.
- Joe returning Iris' favorite stuffed toy from her childhood, after Iris says the only reason she stopped sleeping with it was Joe taking it away as punishment after she broke one of his vinyls.
- After Iris moves out, Barry and Joe discuss the idea of Barry moving back in; Barry leaves, packs his belongings, and returns, within seconds.
- Every time someone suggests Barry use his super speed for Mundane Utility (such as to clean the house after Iris leaves or when Caitlin asks him to read an 800 page report), he rolls his eyes.
Episode 11: The Sound and The Fury
- The Flash captures the Royal Flush Gang in a chess-like manner (blame Wells' strategizing). And then Flash makes sure that they won't escape by exclaiming "Got their keys!". You can hear the enthusiastic tone in Barry's voice when he said that.
- Offscreen, Iris gets an excited reaction about getting invited to join the Picture News crew. Joe's response?
"Was that a good scream or a bad scream?"
- After getting captured the first time, Hartley is escorted in handcuffs into S.T.A.R. Labs by the Flash.
Hartley: "Being scooped up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather is a long-time fantasy of mine, so thanks."
- Flash taking a selfie with all his friends, to 'document' for the people of the future. It's funny because not only Caitlin agrees to it, but so does Wells!
Wells: If you really think that people in the future would care about what we do here... I suppose we should document it.
- Cisco's opinion of Hartley.
Cisco: He was mostly a jerk, but sometimes, (beat) he could be a dick.
- And then Joe bursts out laughing.
- Cisco is offended at Hartley making his own supervillain name, then admits it's pretty good in the same serious tone.
- After his second bout with the Pied Piper, Barry's temporary hearing loss causes him to go No Indoor Voice, until Caitlin finally tells him to stop.
- Barry demonstrates resonance to Joe by blowing up a wine glass. He thinks it is awesome.
- Hartley converses with Cisco in Spanish, talks to Caitlin in French, and when he and Wells are alone in the Pipeline, they speak Latin to each other. Barry is watching on the camera, and regrets not taking a foreign language in high school.
Episode 12: Crazy For You
- Barry and Cisco having a friendly argument about to who the Flash suit really belongs to. Harrison Wells looks on amused.
- Drunk Caitlin.
- She goads Barry into joining her onstage for karaoke, aiming to embarrass him. Turns out that he's actually a great singer while she isn't.
- Barry having to hold her hair back when she vomits (after superspeeding her outside so she doesn't do it in the middle of the room).
- Having Barry take her home and asking him to help undress her at superspeed.
- After which, she asks him if he took a peek at "the goods", and when he denies it, she says it's okay if he did.
- Coming to work the next day hungover and bundled up.
- Barry interrogates the prisoner who beat up his dad by taking him out of the prison, which would lead to his sentence being extended if caught. Then he leaves without putting the prisoner back.
- Caitlin giving the Metahuman of the week her codename, Peek-A-Boo.
Caitlin: Come on, don't I get to name one?
Episode 13: The Nuclear Man
- "So how does a superhero get ready for a date? Same as everybody else..."
Joe: You change one more time, I'm gonna shoot you.
- He has "Uptown Funk" on in the background.
- And after several high-speed clothing changes of Barry at home to try and get the right look for his date with Linda:
- Joe is an audience for Barry's wardrobe changes. The only reason Barry finally made a "decision" was because of the threat above and that Joe finally lost interest.
- Apparently, very spicy foods are exempt from Barry's accelerated metabolism.
- Barry is guilt tripped by Cisco into stopping a robbery while he is on a date.
Cisco: Fine, but when you read in the paper tomorrow about the poor little old lady being robbed.
Barry: How do you know it's a little old lady?
Cisco: Please. It's always a little old lady.
Barry: Okay, alright. (superspeeds) No little old lady!
- Barry stops a man threatening to jump off of a building and drops him off dumbfounded in front of Eddie Thawne.
Man: Are you going to let me go back up there?
- The jokes about The Flash being the "Fastest Man Alive" in bed? Well, Cisco and Caitlin bring up that it might be canon.
Cisco: Aren't you worried about moving too fast?
Barry: No, what do you mean? It's a second date.
Cisco: No, no, no, no. I meant going too fast. Hurrying. Look, I mean, you're fast, but there's fast and then there's fast. Am I being subtle enough?
Barry: No, you're really not.
Caitlin: Cisco is right. With your increased blood flow and increased heart rate, theoretically, your speed could cause you to...
Cisco: You're gonna need to think about a lot of dead puppies. Like, we're talking about a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns.
- Cisco's tips are just as glorious.
Linda: Whoa! What's wrong? That felt amazing.
- Even funnier, when he is making out with Linda at home and he starts vibrating.
Barry: I just... got a little excited.
Linda: (giggles) I would hope so.
Barry: Sorry, Linda, I'm just, um, a little worried about moving too fast.
- The flashback with Barry and Prof. Stein is picked with jokes about Barry's nerdiness, his age and his awkwardness to tell a complete stranger about him visiting the particle accelerator with his "not-girlfriend".
- The old Allen house is now occupied by Sherry, a very attractive middle-aged divorcée who promptly starts hitting on Joe. Cisco tells him with complete sincerity, "I will not judge you."
- On a stakeout at the Steins' house, Wells is pigging out on Big Belly Burger takeout.
- Barry fumbling through out of the door and making awkward excuses when he's forced to cancel his make-out session with Linda at Joe's house.
Linda: Your shirt is on backwards...
Barry: Yeah, I got it. I will text you, alright? Uh, no, I'll call you! I'll call you. Or how about I just, I'll just do both, okay? I'll do both! I'm so sorry!
- Barry confronts Firestorm:
Barry: Hey, I'm not here to hurt you, and I know you don't wanna hurt anyone else. So if you could just not...
(Firestorm's body starts igniting)
Barry: ...Flame on.
- Cisco comes back to S.T.A.R Labs and sees Ronnie!Stein:
Cisco: Ronnie! ...Not Ronnie.
Ronnie!Stein: Martin Stein.
Cisco: (leaves the room) That's not freaky at all.
- When Barry has a little smalltalk with Prof. Stein:
Ronnie!Stein: This body's taste buds would obviously be different from my own. Perhaps I'm now a light beer man.
Barry: There are worse things to be.
Ronnie!Stein: You mean like a living nuclear bomb?
- How Barry convinces Linda to go out with him again is both funny and heartwarming:
Linda : I don't wanna date someone who's into someone else.
Barry: I'm not into anyone else. I'm gonna prove it to you. This is the Naga Jolokia... or the ghost pepper. It is the world's hottest pepper measuring 401.5 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. If you do not agree to go on another date with me, I will eat it right here, right now.
Linda: You're bluffing.
Barry: I never bluff. (eats the pepper)
Linda: Are you okay?
Barry: I'm fine, yeah. (crunches)
Linda: You sure?
Barry: (starts crying) Mh-hm. Mmh...! (spits the pepper out)
Linda: Yes! Yes, I'll go out with you! That pepper could have killed you, nerd. (hands some milk over to Barry)
Episode 14: Fallout
- In the beginning of the episode, Cisco asks Ronnie what it's like to fly, who says it would have been awesome... if he had been holding the controller. That sets the tone, and the rest is Stein and Ronnie arguing like two brothers about who screwed up in their latest video game.
- Stein, ever the snarker, ruins a tender moment between Caitlin and Ronnie by asking for clothes.
- As a side-effect of the Sharing a Body situation, Professor Stein now has cravings for pizza.
- The fact that Stein, the stodgy, stuffy, proper old professor who insists on calling Ronnie "Ronald", has not only researched time travel but has actually thought about where he would go if it were possible.
- Cisco helps Joe through the time travel theories being discussed by referencing movies that used them, causing Wells to geek out about Back to the Future.
- The look on Joe's face when that last part happens.
- Iris walking in on Caitlin and Ronnie coming to stay with Barry and her father, forcing all four of them to come up with a tag team excuse. Even better if you take her saying Ronnie looks familiar as a meta-joke about Robbie Amell's resemblance to his cousin Stephen.
- When Stein gets captured, Team Flash realize that they have a way of tracking him down, all looking at Ronnie. Ronnie has no clue why.
- Discussing the impossible things that happen this episode.
Cisco: I'd say this was impossible, but we have a guy in our basement who can turn into poison gas.
Cisco: Dude, that was like, week three!
- When Ronnie is introduced to Joe.
Caitlin: Detective West, I'd like you to meet Ronnie.Joe: Wait, you're her...Ronnie: Dead fiancé.Joe: (Beat) Want a beer?
Episode 15: Out of Time
- Barry tries asking Joe for advice regarding his feelings for Iris. Joe instantly cracks up, and lampshades the complicated relationship the four of them (Eddie included) currently have.
- Barry's bewildered expression after he broke the time barrier and wound up one day in the past.
- Iris and Linda feeling uncomfortable after their respective dates left them at the bowling alley.
- Wells, for once, chuckling at one of Cisco's nicknames, specifically, the "wizard's wand", and how Caitlin comments that it's subtle.
- And then Barry starts swinging it like a lightsaber, which it resembles.
Episode 16: Rogue Time
- Cisco and Barry at a bar, and get picked up by a hot chick. When Barry gets brushed aside, look at his face as he leaves.
Barry: Make me proud.
- Heatwave just can't resist adding his snarky two cents when being bound to a chair with Cold.
Cold: Oh. Love the paneling. Mahogany?Heatwave: So glad your house is made out of wood. It's going to be a pleasure to watch it burn. (getting punched by goon) Refreshing!
Cold: This is my city!Heatwave: ... Our city.
- Heatwave even corrects Cold's declaration of claiming Central City.
- Cisco ends up in a disappointing and dangerous situation when he finds out that his hot date at the pub turned out to be none other than Leonard Snart's sister, Lisa Snart.
Cisco: Oh, COME ON! I should have known better, I am not that lucky... (beat) Please don't kill me for kissing your sister.Cold: (to Lisa) You kissed him?Lisa: You're not dad, Lenny.Cold: I know. Dad's in jail. Sterling role model.
- Lisa Snart's reaction to being shot at? Diving behind cover and grinning like it's the most fun she's had in ages.
Lisa: This is sick!
- When Cold walks in and finds Mick beating on a prisoner, he just tells him to knock it off and calm down, in a tone that suggests this is nothing new for him.
- After Talking the Monster to Death, Snart asks the Flash if he could give Snart a lift back to Central City. Barry of course refuses.
- The look on Barry's face when Eddie, after decking him earlier in the episode, suddenly threw his arms around him and offered him sympathy.
- The reason for this is equally hilarious, in that Caitlin told Iris and Eddie that Barry's recent behavior is because of a medical condition (that she made up).
- Barry heading straight to Mardon's apartment and throwing him in the Pipeline. The sheer offhandedness of how the guy who caused so much trouble last time gets dealt with is pretty fun.
- Not to mention how, when the Flash meets him, Mardon is lying down on his bed chilling out.
- The line Cold uses to reveal himself to Cisco:
Cold: Hell-o, Cisco. What exactly are your intentions with my sister?
- Joe tries asking Barry for his strange behavior. Barry says that he's always been weird. Joe, on the other hand, replies "Weirder."
- Then Barry tries to get out of the embarrassing situation by going on his date with Linda, leaving Joe alone with Wells; Joe asks him if he's going to fill in the blanks, Wells replies a blunt no.
- Cisco's brother reveals he got a girl who liked Cisco during high school to date him instead by telling her Cisco wanted to be a priest.
Episode 17: Tricksters
- James Jesse's description of his "perfect trick."
Jesse: I've had 20 years to come up with the perfect trick. It's going to be my masterpiece. My Mona Lisa. My Breaking Bad Season 5.
Axel: [gives him a look]
Jesse: They gave me cable in prison so I'd stop killing the guards.
- The line Mark Hamill's been waiting 35 years to say, played for as much Narm Charm as humanly possible: "I am your father."
- To make it funnier, the line is backed by music that sounds similar to the Empire music.
- And followed by Hamill's "Yeah, I just said that" nod.
- At the episode's climax, Barry manages to rush in and cure everyone who the Trickster has poisoned, ruining his plan. His reaction? Comment on how unsanitary it is to use the same syringe on everyone.
- And then there's his reaction afterwards. Given the character, you'd expect a hammy Villainous Breakdown. Instead, we get a look of bored "Oh great, now I have to go to jail again" annoyance.
- When Cisco is mocking the Trickster speaking about himself in the third person ("That's never a good sign,"), Caitlin comments that he's just mad he didn't get a chance to come up with his own name for the villain.
- The Trickster checking out Iris as she walks past him.
- When the Trickster introduces himself during his big entrance at the party, most people just look at each other in confusion.
Jesse: Huh. Tough crowd.
- His jokes warrant a polite laugh from the audience. His attempt to explain it? Not so much.
Episode 18: All Star Team-Up
- Joe and Eddie chasing some crooks, so they decide to call in the Flash. He gets into the cop car...with a guy he caught for "indecent exposure" (in other words, The Flash caught a flasher). And Barry's all being Smug Super again during the whole chase.
- Felicity introducing the Atom to Team Flash:
Harrison: What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak?
Felicity: [points to the sky] That there!
Caitlin: Is that a bird?
Cisco: It's a plane...
Felicity: It's my boyfriend.
Ray: Hi! [lands in the Atom Suit] I'm Ray.
- Eddie meets up with Felicity and Barry at Jitters. He tries to dance around the fact that Barry is the Flash which leads to....
- And as they're leaving for the scene of another attack.
Felicity: Bee careful.
Barry: Wow, seriously?
Felicity: I'm sorry, bad joke, just don't die.
- Ray's first attempt to explain the problems with his suit came out wrong, and Felicity's attempts to clarify just make it worse. Caitlin's response: "Oh god, there's two of them."
- Cisoco's reaction to finding the Villain of the Week uses bees:
Cisco: Bees. Why did it have to be bees? Y'all I don't do bees, ain't nobody got time for bees!
- This wonderful Freudian Slip:
Caitlin: You're so lucky. Ray's nice, and smart, and hot.
Felicity: Yeah. It's like I'm dating Barry but in Oliver's body. [realizes what she just said] A sentence you'll never repeat to anyone!
Caitlin: Your secret's safe with me.
- Felicity's description of Brie Larvin:
Felicity: She's like my nemesis. [beat] I've never had a nemesis before. I kind of like it.
- During their hacking war.
Brie: You want to bring it? It is brought!
[Felicity's computer bursts into smoke and sparks]
- And when Felicity takes out the swarm, she celebrates by dropping the mic. Then explaining to Wells that it's a metaphor since she doesn't have an actual mic. Even better is the smile on Wells face when she says that.
- Ray's flying on his first mission for the Central City superheroes in a suit that they haven't finished debugging yet, while Cisco and Caitlin play mission control from inside the (moving) van. When Ray's suit does malfunction, Cisco quickly comes up with a plan...
Cisco: We'll catch you.
Ray: [surprised] You will?
Caitlin: [looking at Cisco like he's lost his mind] We will?!
- Cisco high fives Ray for landing inside the van safely, only to hurt his hand.
Cisco: The Atom lives!
Cisco: [in pain] Let's work on some softer gloves for next time, okay?
Ray: [sheepishly] Sorry...
- Ray and Cisco come up with a name for the villain. At the same time.
- Cisco isn't very impressed with Ray's superhero name, or is at least disappointed he didn't get to come up with one.
Cisco: So are you married to that, or...?
- When Jone, Barry, and Wells go to meet Dr. McGee:
Tina: Have you finally found my tachyon device, or are you here to blackmail me for another one?
Wells: ...Do you have another one?
- Eddie complaining about the tension between him and Iris means they haven't had sex for two weeks... and realizes that he's saying this to Joe.
Eddie:...And you did not need to know that.
- When one of the Bandit's bees gets loose in STAR Labs, Cisco (who is afraid of bees) starts shooting up the place with lasers.
Cisco: (blows away half the desk) "Did I get it? I think I got it..."
- In the first teaser trailer, Oliver's shooting in the woods when Barry does an Arrow Catch, to which Oliver snarks "Show off." Not 30 seconds later, the ad shows Oliver priming three arrows, and Barry smirking.
- The Faces of Joe West tumblr page.
- The implications of Barry's ability to vibrate parts of his body has not escaped notice.
- In the Season Zero comic, Cisco's reasearch into "all things shark" consists of him watching Sharknado.
- The official Character Blog The Chronicles of Cisco, which follows Cisco taking care of the imprisoned metahumans. Of special note is Chapter 4, in which Cisco organizes a movie night for the metahumans, they booed at his choice of The Goonies, and then vote for and sit through Mean Girls.
- He notes that after the viewing, none of the metahumans tried to murder him, and wonders whether it was Tina Fey or Lindsay Lohan that won them over. The blog ends with him debating whether he should stream Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt next time or show them The Parent Trap instead.
- A couple of entries reference Cisco's repeated attempts to flirt with Peek-A-Boo.
- Chapter 5 has Cisco delivering half a bottle of bourbon to Clyde Mardon's grave on his birthday, at his brother Mark's request. The other half? Cisco drank it, which is how he ends up in a rainy cemetery, swinging a baseball bat at imaginary weather ghosts.
- Flash comics scribe Mark Waid's face when watching episode 17. Seal of approval indeed.
- After Barry time traveled for the first time, fans spawned a Memetic Mutation about his current situation.