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"Listen man! You can threaten me all you like, but lets get one thing straight. Nobody, but nobody *bleep* with the hair!"
This could be seen as a subtrope of Hates Being Touched
, but it's usually used to convey a completely different message about the character. Whereas a character who Hates Being Touched
is generally a very reserved or shy character, a character who tells others Nobody Touches The Hair is in general the opposite - the point here is to convey pride and vanity. As Traumatic Haircut
explains, the hair is often seen as similar to a peacock's tail - a display - and so it is a very easy symbol for vanity in general. Also, whereas Hates Being Touched
is probably about 50/50 comedy to drama, this trope is overwhelmingly
Frequently these characters will have very outlandish styles.
If it is Played for Drama
, expect sexual molestation and/or assault to be a major element in their backstory
, possibly including being dragged By The Hair
. In this case, it may be resolved with an Intimate Haircut
Compare Not in the Face!
Anime & Manga
- Himeko from Kannazuki no Miko, as a result of Domestic Abuse in her childhood.
- Matt from Digimon Adventure says this in a throwaway line. Like a lot of stuff in the dub, it sort of disappears into the ether after that.
- Brook in One Piece will try to prevent enemy combatants from contact with his hair at any cost. This is because being a skeleton, he considers it his only visible trait still the same from when he was still alive, and it won't grow back if it gets cut off (and considering his sole purpose now is to meet up with Laboon again, he kinda needs Laboon to still be able to recognize him somehow). He protects it to such an extent that he loses his very first real fight in the series in order to avoid damage to his hair.
- Ryu / Ryo from Shaman King takes a lot of pride in his hairstyle. Unfortunately for him, his hair getting sliced into increasingly weird shapes is a Running Gag, to the point where you can use his current hairstyle to follow the series' timeline. In the first episode, Yoh cuts the tip off his two-foot pompadour to scare him away from a gravesite he's vandalizing. During the first arc's Storming the Castle finale, the whole thing gets cut down to the middle, leaving him with two half-pomps sticking out in a v shape. Both of these are then sliced off by Dracula...only for Ryo to come full circle by spontaneously regrowing his original pomp before kicking vampire ass.
- Jessie in Pokémon. She caught Seviper barehanded when it messed her hair up.
- Soto the History Monk from Thief of Time. The book says that even the most restrained mind has a conditional clause somewhere, and Soto's is, "But not the hair. Don't touch the hair, all right?" He gets around the monastery's shaved-head rules by insisting that the hair is actually a separate creature which makes its home atop his dutifully shaven head.
- Cheers. Sam is not only extremely protective of his hair, he's got hair care down to an exact science.
- Played for Drama in Inspector Rex, where molested children in an orphanage freak out when their hair is being touched.
- Fonzie in Happy Days.
- Uncle Jessie says this on Full House, to the point where it borders on being a catch phrase.
- On Angel, Spike imagines Angel doing this while mockingly impersonating him.
- Jay-Don is a very loud (as in flashy) vampire who has two main rules: never touch the hair or the glasses. Angel stakes him to get into a heist by impersonating him. He gets rid of the sunglasses quickly but keeps up the fuss about the hair.
- Barbarino on Welcome Back, Kotter was like this.
- In one episode of Brotherly Love, Lloyd waxes nostalgic about how he and Joe's dad used to horse around together, and makes to muss up Joe's hair. Joe darts away and tells him not to do that. It's a long quote, ending in "Shoot me in the knee caps, that's good clean fun! But the hair is off limits."
- Ted from How I Met Your Mother hates people touching his hair, but only because he spends hours every day arranging it to look just right. Subverted at least once, with Barney deliberately ruffling his hair and Ted deciding that the ruffled look is actually "awesome".
- Yang of RWBY has this long, golden mane of hair, which emphasizes her theme colour. In her trailer, she utterly freaks out when an attacker rips out some strands of it, and punches him out a window.
- This also appears in the series proper. Yang gets cocky during a fight with a couple Ursa, and one manages to cut one strand of hair. As retribution, Yang curb-stomps them.
: Ha! You guys couldn't hit the broad side of a bah... *sees a cut strand of hair*
...You... YOU MONSTEEEEEERS!
- In Welcome to Night Vale Carlos, owner of the hair in question, apparently doesn't feel this way himself, but the guy crushing on him, Cecil, definitely does and gushes about his "perfect hair" every chance he gets. When Carlos gets his hair cut, Cecil is so angry that he gives out the name and location of the person responsible and is positively gleeful when poor Telly the barber is found howling and clutching Carlos' locks of hair in despair at what he’d done.