->''"Listen man! You can threaten me all you like, but lets get one thing straight. Nobody, but '''nobody''' *bleep* with the [[AnimeHair hair]]!"''
-->-- '''[[DesignatedHero Yami]]''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

This could be seen as a subtrope of HatesBeingTouched, but it's usually used to convey a completely different message about the character. Whereas a character who HatesBeingTouched is generally a very reserved or shy character, a character who tells others Nobody Touches The Hair is in general the opposite - the point here is to convey pride and vanity. As TraumaticHaircut explains, the hair is often seen as similar to a peacock's tail - a display - and so it is a very easy symbol for vanity in general. Also, whereas HatesBeingTouched is probably about 50/50 comedy to drama, this trope is ''overwhelmingly'' comic.
Frequently these characters will have very outlandish styles.

If it ''is'' PlayedForDrama, expect [[RapeAsBackstory sexual molestation and/or assault to be a major element in their backstory]], possibly including being dragged ByTheHair. In this case, it may be resolved with an IntimateHaircut.

Compare NotInTheFace

[[AC:{{Anime}} & {{Manga}}]]
* Himeko from ''Manga/KannazukiNoMiko'', as a result of [[spoiler:DomesticAbuse in her childhood]].
* Matt from ''Anime/{{Digimon Adventure}}'' says this in a throwaway line. Like a lot of stuff in the dub, it sort of disappears into the ether after that.
* Brook in ''Manga/OnePiece'' will try to prevent enemy combatants from contact with his hair at any cost. This is because being a skeleton, he considers it his only visible trait still the same from when he was still alive, and it won't grow back if it gets cut off (and considering his sole purpose now is to meet up with [[TeamPet Laboon]] again, he kinda needs Laboon to still be able to recognize him somehow). He protects it to such an extent that he loses his very first real fight in the series in order to avoid damage to his hair.
* Ryu / Ryo from ''Manga/ShamanKing'' takes a lot of pride in his hairstyle. Unfortunately for him, his hair getting sliced into increasingly weird shapes is a RunningGag, to the point where you can use his current hairstyle to follow the series' timeline. In the first episode, Yoh cuts the tip off his two-foot pompadour to scare him away from a gravesite he's vandalizing. During the first arc's StormingTheCastle finale, the whole thing gets cut down to the middle, leaving him with two half-pomps sticking out in a v shape. ''Both'' of these are then sliced off by ''Dracula''...only for Ryo to come full circle by [[RuleOfCool spontaneously regrowing his original pomp]] before kicking vampire ass.
* Jessie in ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''. She caught and beat up a Seviper barehanded when it sliced off part of her iconic sickle-shaped 'do.
* In ''Anime/DragonBallZ'', Android 18 hates it when her hair is damaged because it doesn't grow back.

* In ''[[http://are-we-weapons.tumblr.com/post/86936165205/noras-top-secret-plans-to-kill-everyone-but-only-if Nora's top secret plans to kill everyone]]'', she notes about [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Yang]]:
-->''ALSO DO NOT TOUCH HER HAIR. Blake said that is like instant death if you clip a single strand.''

* Tony Manero in ''Film/SaturdayNightFever''. Interestingly enough, this seemed to be a theme with JohnTravolta characters; see the ''WelcomeBackKotter'' entry below.
-->'''Tony Manero''': Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.
* In ''Film/AceVentura: When Nature Calls'', a warrior of the Wachutoo tribe changes Ace's famous duckbill hair into horns during a duel. This pushes Ace over the edge. "All right. THAT'S IT! This 'White Devil' thing has gone far enough! [[LetsGetDangerous Nobody! Messes! WITH THE 'DO!]]" Then immediately subverted when the warrior continues kicking Ace's ass.
* ''Film/UndercoverBrother'': Undercover Brother is very protective of his Afro, including telling Sista Girl, "Don't touch the hair!"; telling Conspiracy Brother, "Don't touch the 'fro!", and beating up Mr. Feather when he cuts off a piece of it: "You mess with the 'fro, you got to go."
* Charles Xavier in ''Film/XMenFirstClass'' uses this trope. This is an in-joke to fans, since anyone who is familiar with the series knows that he goes completely bald. Xavier uses the Cerebro prototype for the first time, and Hank struggles with fitting the electrodes on his head.
-->'''Hank''': Are you sure we can't shave your head?\\
'''Charles''': ''(annoyed)'' Don't touch my hair.
* Princess Vespa [[NeutralFemale refuses to make herself useful]] when escaping from the ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' prison complex until one Mook's stray blaster fire singes her hair, [[LetsGetDangerous then she picks up a blaster rifle and guns down all of 'em.]]
* In ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'', the news teams come together for a fight and establish some ground rules:
--> '''Ron Burgundy:''' "Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face! And that's it! Now let's do this!"
* Rapunzel in ''{{Disney/Tangled}}'' will let her hair be touched only by [[MyBelovedSmother her adoptive mother]], although this may be a case of having being told aforementioned mother that people would use her healing locks for their personal gain. She also does not want to talk about her hair much, to the point she neglects to mention its powers ("I have hair that glows when I sing") at a time when they may be needed...

* Soto the History Monk from ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''. The book says that even the most restrained mind has a [[BerserkButton conditional clause]] somewhere, and Soto's is, "But not the hair. Don't touch the hair, all right?" He gets around the monastery's shaved-head rules by insisting that the hair is actually a separate creature which makes its home atop his dutifully shaven head.

* On one episode of ''Series/{{Arrow}}'', Roy volunteers Sin for a makeover from Thea so that Sin can look sexy/slutty and pose as a hooker as bait for a vicious hooker assaulter. Thea obliges, saying they'll do something about her hair, and Sin asserts that nobody touches the hair.
* ''{{Cheers}}''. Sam is not only extremely protective of his hair, he's got hair care down to an exact science.
* PlayedForDrama in ''Series/InspectorRex'', where molested children in an orphanage freak out when their hair is being touched.
* Fonzie in ''HappyDays''.
* Uncle Jessie says this on ''FullHouse'', to the point where it borders on being a catch phrase.
* [[PhysicalGod Glory]] from ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', when she is [[NighInvulnerability hit on the head by a crowbar]].
-->'''Glory:''' Hey! (''{{beat}}'') Watch the hair!
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
** Spike imagines Angel doing this while [[GagDub mockingly impersonating him]], references to the hero's SpikyHair being a RunningGag.
** Jay-Don is a very loud (as in flashy) vampire who has two main rules: never touch the hair or the [[SunglassesAtNight glasses]]. Angel stakes him to get into a heist by impersonating him. He gets rid of the sunglasses quickly but keeps up the fuss about the hair.
** After Angel gets turned into a puppet in "Smile Time", Winifred Burkle annoys him by going on about how cute he looks, "with the little hands and the hair." When she ruffles said hair, Angel tells her she's fired.
* Barbarino on ''WelcomeBackKotter'' was like this.
* In one episode of ''BrotherlyLove'', Lloyd waxes nostalgic about how he and Joe's dad used to horse around together, and makes to muss up Joe's hair. Joe darts away and tells him not to do that. It's a long quote, ending in "Shoot me in the knee caps, that's good clean fun! But the hair is off limits."
* Ted from ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' hates people touching his hair, but only because he spends hours every day arranging it to look ''just'' right. Subverted at least once, with Barney deliberately ruffling his hair and Ted deciding that the ruffled look is actually "awesome".
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Taxi}}'', Louie tries to tell the cabbies about his supposed sex life with Zena, wanting to whisper about it in their ears. He tries to move Bobby's hair away from his ears, only for Bobby to tell him, "I don't even let people I like touch my hair!"
* Zak from ''Series/GhostAdventures'' has expressed this several times when his hair and it being touched or even the suggestion that it be messed with, such as the time they went to Fort Chaffee and saw the chair where Elvis had his head buzzed when he joined the Army and they jokingly suggested Zak do the same. His response was a NoJustNoReaction.

* In ''{{World of Warcraft}}'', Lor'Themar Theron, leader of the [[OurElvesAreBetter Blood Elves]], says the following quote when you click on him: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Do not. Touch. THE HAIR!!!]].
** And speaking of Blood Elves, one of the /flirt quotes from the male Blood Elf PC has him interrupting himself:
--> "Hey, why don't you come over here and- ''Watch'' the hair!!"
* Don Flamenco from ''PunchOut'' has a battle quote telling you not to touch his hair. In the Wii version, [[spoiler:it's a wig you can punch off him, which [[TurnsRed angers the Don]]]].
* Aoba of ''VisualNovel/DramaticalMurder'' doesn't like having his hair touched because it's unusually sensitive, which is why he lets it grow long without cutting it often.

* ''WebComic/{{Matchu}}'' has Amber, who is sick and tired of people telling her to donate her [[RapunzelHair incredibly long hair]].
-->I know it's for a good cause and all, but so help me god, the next person who tells me that is going to become an '''''organ donor'''''.

* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': Yang has a long golden mane that is carefully styled in an asymmetrical way to [[ElementalHair look like fire]]. If her hair is damaged in battle, her eyes [[TurnsRed turn red]] and her BerserkButton explodes. She punched Junior through a [[DestinationDefenestration window]] for grabbing a handful of her hair and blasted an [[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]] to death for cutting a single strand.
* In ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'' Carlos, owner of the hair in question, apparently doesn't feel this way himself, but the guy crushing on him, Cecil, ''definitely does'' and gushes about his "perfect hair" every chance he gets. When Carlos gets his hair cut, Cecil is so angry that he gives out the name and location of the person responsible and is positively gleeful when poor Telly the barber is found howling and clutching Carlos' locks of hair in despair at what hed done.

* Peter Venkman in ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters''.
* In the episode "Life in the Past Lane" of ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', Jane falls for Nathan, a guy with fantastic dress sense, who turns out to be an aficionado of 1950s and '60s fashion. When the two cut the rug at a speakeasy-themed club, she runs her fingers through his... pomade. He freaks out, and runs to the men's room to fix his do.
* On ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'', Johnny has this attitude.
* [[BlindingBangs Lee Kanker]] from ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' seems to have shades of this attitude towards her hair- she shoves Eddy away from her in "Look into my Eds" when he tries to move her bangs out of her eyes, and if she gets wet/injured/disheveled in any kind of way, she frequently asks, "Does my hair look okay?"
** Jimmy also frequently yells out "Hair emergency! Hair emergency!" when anything that might ruin his curls happens.
* Though there are no notable instances in ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'', the 4Kids opening theme song does invoke it:
-->You can look all you want/ But don't touch the hair!
* JerseyShore-reject Anne Maria from ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama Revenge of the Island]]'' works on her hair so much that even ''reaching out'' to touch it will set her off.
* In ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', Rarity is [[NervesOfSteel fully capable of handling]] all sorts of danger and regularly works under crushing amounts of stress. Her reaction to having her mane dyed green, however? [[LargeHam Quite loud.]]
* TheMask gives AceVentura a wedgie in the first of their crossover episodes. Ace takes umbrage.
-->'''Ace:''' You messed the 'do. '''''And nobody messes with the 'do!!'''''
* ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' pilot "Meat Fuzzy Lumkins" has Bubbles going postal on Fuzzy after his meat gun turns one of her pigtails into a chicken leg.

* Mitt Romney. His response to a political rival's threats to physically assault him? "[[http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video?id=4081247 Don't touch the hair.]]"
* John Edwards as well, who was reportedly very obsessed with his hair if [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Politician_%28book%29 this tell-all book written by a former staffer]] is to be believed. Also, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AE847UXu3Q this video]].