Also from Stephanos: Tribunal chat logs as read by the champions being used by the offending players.
: Wait, how the fuck can I blind Lee Sin
Corki: How can I fly faster with boots?
: How can I turn Malphite
- And this one from the second.
Graves: STFU noob! No homos on Rift!
Riven: I just... I just have a lot of feelings, okay?
: Oh my God our Swain is so fucking rad! I want to have his babbies!
Jax: What the fuck is our bot lane?
Ashe: OMFG please report this noob team! FF!
Pantheon: Ashe! Clear mind from dubious intentions, and let us embrace warmer path, welcoming future victory!
Ashe: WTF u talk noob?
: Ashe, we need a warrior; not a little man with little balls.
Lux: What the hell, we have Teemo going top?
Mordekaiser: I have faith in you Teemo! Maybe he's a secret pro, give him a chance!
Teemo: Alguno habla espaņol?
Angry Legends, a series of Fan videos by Dante Axe (same guy who made the second 'Rammus Taunts Everyone' video) which is basically League of Legends meets Angry Birds.
- Mundo identifying any poor victims he'll come across with "Birdy!"
- Kayle's muffled protests when she was about to be vaulted, all done with extremely quickened voice recording, making her sound like a chipmunk protesting. All ends with being vaulted while saying "I HATE YOOOUUU...."
- This exchange between Garen and Darius, playing the pigs:
Garen: Goddammit, Darius! It's Triple Oink and Double Oink-Oink! Is that so hard!?
Darius: Don't teach me how to oink!
- How to catch Swain for the game: Tryndamere pulls out a cardboard with Garen's hair above and shoulder pads on the side, written "Demacia #1", and then yell "Ooga booga booga!". Swain goes Raven mode and then vaulted.
- "Hey, Jaaarvaaaannnn... I don't hear you oinkiiiiing..."
- Kayle suckering Morgana into 'flying lessons', just so that she gets to be the next person vaulted, and Morgana completely fell for it. Of course, karma bit Kayle back in the ass so she gets to fly again, same way with the 2nd bullet point.
- Quinn trying to evade being vaulted by summoning Valor... but Valor shitted right on her arm in response, and she gets vaulted anyway.
: VALOR, YOU F*CKING
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PIECE OF SH*T
- Followed by Aatrox barging in:
Aatrox: It's my turn now!
Zac: Uh, b-but you need to...
Aatrox: Shut up, noobz! I don't need anything! Watch and learn... *flies on his own* BOOYAH!