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- In Gotham City Garage, Kara Gordon and Dick Grayson are fleeing a guardian robot and Nightwing suggests to get out of the facility and get on their bikes because the guardian obviously won't leave the base to chase after them. Then the guardian proceeds to do exactly that.Nightwing: Let's ride! There's no way that thing can leave the facility— We'll be free and clear!
[the guardian robot leaves the facility and chases after them]
Supergirl: You were saying?!
- Done twice, in quick succession, in Paperinik New Adventures' 24th issue.Urk: Cheer up, Paperinik. Things could be worse.
Paperinik: Excuse me? Things could be worse? We're stranded in a wood deep in enemy territory, with no means of transport, no weapons, no food and it's at least fifty degrees below freezing point! How could it get any worse than this?
Urk: It could be snowing.
(snow starts falling)
Paperinik: Are you satisfied now?
Urk: Well, at least there aren't any wild animals around.
(wolves howl in the distance)
- Minor Captain America malcontent "Bull's Eye" was a villainous agent of HYDRA and an ace marksman who had a strong target motif in his costume. Yes, he was eventually killed when someone shot him directly through the bullseye on his chest.
- Now there's the merc/murderer/Psycho for Hire Bullseye. His costume has a bullseye on his forehead. why? Because he also has one carved there. He has a target on his head out of costume (subverted when he spent a year and a half real-time dressed as Hawkeye).
- In the Supergirl books:
- In New Krypton, Supergirl's father Zor-El tempted fate several times:
- In "Superman: New Krypton Special", Zor says now they have powers "We'll never be in harm's way again". he got murdered shortly after. And New Krypton got blown up.
- In Supergirl vol.5 #34 Kara questions the wisdom of having a Brainiac's robot keeping Argo's shields up, and asks what would happen if it woke up. Her father reiterates over and again it can't and won't turn itself back on. Despite everything, the robot woke up and nearly killed them.
- Supergirl's father is physically incapable of keeping his mouth shut. In The Supergirl from Krypton he had this to tell a while before a meteor storm struck Argo and forced him to send his daughter to Earth:Zor-El: Our child can grow up safely as long as the leaden shield under our community wards off those kryptonite radiations!
- In the modern version of The Supergirl from Krypton, Kara thanks Harbinger for making her welcome and tells "I think we're going to be friends for a long time". A few minutes later, Darkseid's army assaults Paradise Island and Harbinger dies trying to protect Kara.
- In Supergirl vol.6 #19, several Luthor's henchmen are trying to seize Supergirl. Two of them comment that she's just a kid and they'd hate to see what she could do when she grows up. Cue Power Girl -an adult Supergirl from an alternate universe- showing up and trashing them.
- At the beginning of "Superman Supergirl: Maelstrom" #1, Supergirl notes that it's been a very quiet week and she thought she'd have more action when her cousin asked her keep an eye on Metropolis while he was away. Cue a Darkseid's minion arriving on town and flinging cars away.Supergirl: Oh no... The second I think good thoughts...
- In DC Retro-Active Superman 1980's, Earth-One Superman has a nightmare where -among other things- he sees Supergirl dying. When he wakes up he barely remembers his dream, but he is very shaken and frightened, and he calls his cousin to ask her to be careful. Kara dismisses his fears, reminding him that "There's not much that can hurt [her]"... and then she mentions that the morning sky is red...◊ A little after she'd get killed in the Crisis on Infinite Earths.
- When Kara and Stephanie Brown -Batgirl III- first team up, Supergirl wants to charge in and take down the villains, but Stepth suggests that it is not a good idea. Then Kara asks her, "It's the first Supergirl-Batgirl team up, what can go wrong?". Steph made sure to give her a sarcastic "You were saying?" when the pair was overwhelmed by Toyman's robots.
- Linda does this twice in Action Comics #270. At the beginning, she is bored and wishing she had loads of important rescues to perform. All of sudden she has to undertake a space mission and fight a super-villain undersea to save Atlantis right after. After returning home, she thinks "What an action-jammed day! To think I was sad, earlier, because I didn't have enough action! The rest of the day will probably will be quiet..." Cue Batman and Robin needing her help.
- Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade: Guess what smashes into Lex Luthor's robot five seconds later?Lex: You see this robot was built specifically to negate your vaunted Kryptonian strength. It would take a rocket forged in another dimension to...
- Bizarrogirl: Supergirl decides to explore the inside of Godship even though Bizarro warns her it's a bad idea. She believes he means it's a good idea and flies off, stating: "Don't worry. I'll be fine." The godship smashes her through the planet.
- In New Krypton, Supergirl's father Zor-El tempted fate several times:
- Several examples in Kryptonite Nevermore:
- After all Kryptonite on Earth has been turned to iron, a Daily Planet headline declares Superman had become really invulnerable. Jimmy Olsen screams that Superman has nothing to be afraid of now. Shortly after a doppelganger begins draining Superman's powers.
- Clark has to come up with a way to stop a swarm of ants, and thinks "But there's no hurry No immediate danger!" A second later, two monstrous ants kick him from behind.
- In issue #238 Superman sets out to arrest a pirate band. Since they appear to be only armed with guns he thinks: "Maybe this task won't be as tough as I figured". Then they start the magma-hose.
- Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man provides several examples:
- Spider-Man thinks "This must be your lucky day!" when he runs into several crooks. Then he runs into Doctor Octopus, nearly gets killed, several cops try to arrest him, and he runs out of web-fluid. He decides "Hero, your lucky day This is not!"
- Several guards seeing Lex Luthor to his cell assure that he will not walk free this time and they got him good. Good grief...
- Spider-Man is aware that he should have kept his mouth shut when he made a remark about trite death traps:Peter: Huh? The old "suddenly shutting door" trick, eh? I was hoping for something more imagina Whoops! Machine guns in the floorboards something tells me I should have kept my mouth shut!
- In Who Took the Super out of Superman?, a band of crooks are making their getaway on rocket-propelled flying jet-platforms, gloating that "[they] can hardly wait till a cop-copter shows up to nab [them]" because "[they] can fly where [nobody else] can". Keeping in mind they were committing -a very showy- armed robbery in Metropolis, of all cities, it doesn't take a genius to guess who shows up and whisks their jets away exactly one panel later.
- Superman: Doomed: When Brainiac begins stealing every mind on Earth, Batman tells Lex Luthor to seek refuge. Luthor boasts that LexCorp is shielded against psychic attacks, but Brainiac steals his mind seconds later.
- In Who is Superwoman?, Supergirl is fighting the titular villain, but General Sam Lane refuses to send reinforcements because "[his daughter]'s a professional", "she won't let that teenage hussy get the better of her", and "[he] raised a soldier [...]. She'll be fine". Said "teenage hussy" pummelled Superwoman to the ground, ripped her powered suit to shreds and almost killed her.
- In Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?, Kryptonite Man can't wait to get his hands on Superman and his dog. He gets killed by Krypto.
- The Great Phantom Peril
- Faora does not feel concerned when Superman suddenly flies away because: "Not a single person on Earth can avoid becoming the helpless victim of my master plan. And that includes Superman!" Meanwhile, Superman was taking steps to foil her "master plan".
- When Steve Lombard states you cannot beat someone by poking some silly pressure point, Lois decides to demonstrate their effectiveness on him:Lois Lane: "Notices the two extended fingers! I think this Faora overcame Superman with a secret fighting technique... One of the Kryptonian equivalents of Karate or Aikido! Not Klurkor— I know that art myself— but some other kind!"
Jimmy Olsen: Of course! She knew the pressure points where she could inflict the most damage!"
Steve Lombard: "Come off it, guys— If you expect me to believe one measly little pressure point could— Hey! Owwwwww!"
Lois Lane: "I picked up this measly little trick from a policewoman pal of mine! If I used Klurkor or Karate— It would hurt even more!"
Steve Lombard: "Okay, okay, I give! Just let go!"
- Several examples in Kryptonite Nevermore:
- Ultimate Marvel:
- Ultimate Origins: SHIELD is dealing with the strange alien pole, and someone gives the phone to Danvers, because something important is going on. "What's more important than this?" Well, what about several alien poles appearing everywhere?
- Ultimate Galactus Trilogy: Misty Knight thought that her mission would be super easy. Spy the Paul Maitreya guy and his cult from the other building, takes some photos and a video, and that's it. Easy money! Yeah, no.
- Ultimate X-Men: The guards shout "Freeze, you freaks!". Cyclops pointed "You, you really shouldn't give Iceman openings like that, mister".
- Invoked in Gold Digger. Brianna really wanted to test out her new guns, but Gina told her not to jinx them. Be Careful What You Wish For comes and bites them in the butt. Hard!
- Robin #168: Tim is mourning his father's recent murder and contemplating the fact that with Bruce and Dick out of town Gotham is his responsibility. Alfred tries to convince him he ought to go to bed already Tim muses "I mean, what's the chance of anything really bad happening tonight?" to himself while deciding to do one last check on the Batcomputer. Damian promptly shows up with the League of Assassins on his tail and they both end up kidnapped when Tim begrudgingly tries to save him.
- In Death of the Family, Batman claims that Joker doesn't actually know the Batfamily's identities. Considering what's been happening so far, Batman is likely setting himself up for a rude surprise.
- In All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder, Dick Grayson ponders how lucky he is to have such a wonderful parents, who will always be there to catch him, shortly before they get gunned down.
- The Batman Black and White story "Dead Boys Eyes" begins with a minor criminal getting the drop on Batman and shooting him several times from behind, then dumping Batman's unconscious body into the sewer and sauntering off chuckling, "That was too easy." Of course because it's Batman, a little thing like being shot multiple times and dumped in a sewer isn't going to stop him bringing the justice.
- The Jedi-killing bounty hunter Durge is practically begging to die with this line: "You think that was going to stop me?!? I was once buried alive for sixty years! If that didn't kill me... if the Sith and the Mandalorians and the Bloodboilers of Kragis couldn't kill me — then you will not kill me!" So Anakin shoves him into an escape pod and fires him into a nearby star.
- In Blaze Of Glory, Kid Colt makes the mistake of saying things might turn out okay after all when he sees The Cavalry arrive. This moment of distraction winds up kiling him- Gunhawk takes the chance to shoot him In the Back to collect the price on his head.
- In Marvel: The Lost Generation, the Black Fox tells his First Line teammate Yankee Clipper that he's going to propose to his girlfriend and retire immediately. Black Fox is all smiles and sunshine, extremely optimistic about the new life before him. Before he gets the chance to pop the question, a supervillain murders his girl.
- In The Order, college baseball and track star "Calamity" James Wa was described on the cover of Sports Illustrated as "The Boy Most Likely to Succeed." And his nickname is "Calamity". He got into a car accident on the way to a state finals meet... and lost his legs. James went into engineering instead of sports afterwards, and developed advanced prosthetic legs that made him a millionaire by the age of 22, so by all measures he has succeeded, but... it's not the same.
- In Issue 11 in the Transformers Ongoing comic, Vortex hoped that the Autobots would show up so he could scrap them. Cue Optimus Prime plowing through the wall ramming him.
- At the end of a Moon Knight's run, the hero utters that he'd rather face a Robot Apocalypse than live in Los Angeles any longer. The blurb on the bottom of the page? "Moon Knight Will Return In The Age Of Ultron"
- Subverted, in that Tonk Stark straight-out told him that Ultron was trying to wipe out humanity and that it will happen soon. Moon Knight was just venting frustration at LA and Hollywood.
- Lampshaded in issue #2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (IDW) when the ponies are going through an old mine.Twilight: Well, hopefully that means no one is here and we can just walk on through with no issues!
Rainbow Dash: Pfft... saying things like that just means you're begging for something to happen.
- From the short in Issue #1: "Its not like I'm going to get in trouble in the three seconds she's gone." Says the pony best known for being easily distracted.
- Constantly with the Nightmares toward Spike as they don't see him as a threat in the second story-arc. Likewise Nightmare Rarity proclaims what could Spike hope to accomplish against her... yet why would she take the Fire Ruby he brought for her if she considers it "worthless"?
- During the Cobra Civil War in the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (Marvel) series, a group of Joes sneak through a tunnel and get attacked by rats. One yells "At least it can't get worse!" Another adds "How could it?" Cue two of Destro's soldiers pouring soup down a grate.
- Kick-Ass: "He doesn't have the balls", says the gangster to a guy with a gun who just had his testicles hooked up to a car battery Needless to say, Hit-Girl probably did him a favor by killing him with that butcher knife.
- Shakara: The frog-alien commander who oversaw the convicts dumped on the sentient Death World by The Hierarchy crashes down on the planet along with his crew after Shakara intervenes. He just has to boast that surviving for a few hours after they transmit their Distress Signal should be a walk in the park. Obviously, they all die within seconds.
- Mortadelo y Filemón: In a short story, the Superintendent is checking the TIA's account book, and has just reprimanded Filemón over an incident that has cost them a lot of money. No prize for guessing what happens after this line:Súper: This is incredible! May my mustache fall if I find an even higher note of expenses!
- The Súper is telling the pair about their next assignment. It looks dangerous, but the Súper assures that their lives will not be at risk. Filemón, worried, asks again whether it is true they will be safe. "As true as this closet is made of wood!", the Súper replies, hitting a nearby closet for emphasis, "May the world fall on my head if I'm lying!". The desk globe that was on the closet falls right on his head.
- Infinity: the leader of the Builders demands that the Avengers and their allies surrender, with the Builder forces heading straight towards Earth. Thor, wishing to avoid further bloodshed, throws Mjolnir into space and agrees to surrender on behalf of the rest of the heroes. The Builder, rather than take a hint and work with the Avengers rather than against them, proceeds to strike Thor, mock him for thinking Earth will be spared, and declare that humanity and its heroes are weak and doomed. Cue Mjolnir reentering the atmosphere at meteroric speeds and slamming into the Builder's stomach, pretty much obliterating his midsection. Thor had simply been stalling for time in case he couldn't talk the Builders down. The rest of the Builder forces are ripped apart in orbit by the Avengers and their allies shortly after.
- Dastardly & Muttley: Richard Atcherly and Dudley Muller find themselves surrounded by cops right after Atcherly declares "There's no stopping us now!".
- The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck: At the end of the second chapter, the Beagle Boys hope that they will never have to experience Scrooge stopping them from stealing money again. Scrooge will more than once express a wish to never see them again either. Naturally in present-day stories, they are Scrooge's most persistent and ever-present foes.
- A Town Called Dragon: The titular town is snowed in by the worst blizzard in seventy years and all communications such as cellphones are cut off when the dragon egg resting in the center of the town hatches. The latter happened because the local cell tower was down four months ago due to being faulty and in need of repairs which was slated to complete within six months. The mayor didn't even bother to fix it much earlier because he saw this as another tourism opportunity to have people coming for a "tech-holiday," and didn't think that something very bad would happen in Dragon.
- Rocket (2017): When put on trial, Rocket gets Murd Bludrock as his lawyer, but he's dubious. Murd's partner Froggy assures Rocket Murd is the best lawyer around... unless he suddenly runs out of the courtroom for no readily apparent reason, but that would never happen. As Froggy says this, a lizard-woman in red shows up at the back of the court holding a sign saying "come fight ninjas". Murd immediately runs out of the courtroom.