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"if anime is a cartoon \\ manga is a comic book \\ comic book is a literature"
— me of course you noob

oh hai i can spell
if youre a girl plz date me

Is really a cyborg vampire ninja.

i am an amoeba and i love myself a lot
my favorite anime studio is Studio SHAFT because it shares the same name with an awesome black guy
i watch seinen and josei anime mostly so no dragonball z and naruto crap

i got three people already gushing for me in my third day
i feel special <3<3

I can actually write normally. This is a Postmodernism example of a rational forumer. I'm totally not bullshitting, man. Don't worry about me; I'll actually write normally in entries. Seriously, check out my Contributor's Page.

I'm 17 and I currently reside in Singapore. I'm a male (Well, I checked my pants to make sure). I'm Asian so I can't be considered a weeaboo. I have been medically considered bipolar disorder II so you may see me post more in one day and post less in another (and the quality/humor changes as well). Don't worry, I can actually take care of myself somehow. My favorite genres are Cyberpunk, Erotica (in Lolita's sense), and Detective Drama/Film Noir. I enjoy a gigantic amount of classic films and literature so I have no idea what most people are talking about these days.

I am a democratic socialist who is not affiliated with any political party. My religion is currently The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Dudeist Church.

Feel free to contact me about anything. You can also ask me to write out of character though I am quite similar to the persona I created myself. I just write a bit neater.

I have written original stories and filmed stuff. I am just too lazy to write more works.

I'm actually a moderator in a gaming website called Kongregate. I am the best Troll mod ever.

i hate CammyG he thinks too differently now
also Saigyouji smells

    MY ONE TRUE PAIRING YAMI O KIRISAKU OH DESIRE 

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USA! USA! USA!

TEH MOTHERLAND OF TEH SOVIET UNION

  • Andrei Rublev - its russian and that guy has a nice beard I find this art film to be truly deep and amazing. One of my favorite epics
  • Battleship Potemkin - its russian and its a popaganda film!! I find the editing and cinematography extraordinary.
  • Solaris (1972 Tarkovsky version) - truly fascinating psychological study of scientists in outer space, the collective unconscious

GLORIOUS MAJESTIC UNITED KINGDOM

ZE FRENCH

GOJIRAAAAALAND

  • Tetsuo The Ironman - what What a bizarre Cyberpunk film. I love the stop-animation cinematography and the extrapolation of cyber punk themes
  • Lost in Translation - scarlet johannson's ass at the intro? in favorite movie list! A charming film. People should watch this film before going to Tokyo
  • Seven Samurai - first epic i watched and loved
  • Kagemusha - beautiful witty japanese samurai epic
  • Departures
  • Confessions - loved the film so much i made the page for it
  • Ran - worthy of teh praise it has been given

OTHER


    animez 

there will be anime that i watch that i wont put here for various reasons (like its lame/other synonyms or im just plain lazy) so i have a myanimelistprofile so feel free to complain about how terribly my spelling is there

MICHAEL BAY/DORA THE EXPLORER WITH KABOOMS ANIMU/WHAT IS THIS KABOOM CRAP

  • NOIR - girls with guns are hot I always find the idea of religion and conspiracy enticing. Da Vinci Code is an atrocity to mankind, I tell you that. NOIR, however, pleases me with its clever usage of symbolism and badass action scenes.
  • Lastexile - a steampunk viagra advert with johnny yong bosch as your main english lead Seriously, it looks like the title has no spacing
  • Baccano - bootlegging with tons of awesome violence and wonderful characters
  • Read or Die - best librarian thriller ever
  • ROD The TV - best librarian thriller sequel and 80% chiwa saito screamer ever Chiwa Saito steals the limelight and the combination of Read or Die and Read or Dream is fantastic. People will invest emotionally in the likable characters and the insane plot twists.
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - who the hell do you think this anime is
  • Detective Conan - there is only one truth: pornography is kewl

RENE DESCARTES/FITZGERALD ANIMU/WHAT IS THIS SEINEN CRAP

  • Welcome to the NHK - omg its so funneh because hes on drugs. One of the most influential works I've ever watched. I call this a godsend to save mankind from utter destruction (also part of John Cleese animu)
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion - seeing shinji get frightened is so funny One of the best anime out there. It personally changed my perception of anime forever.
  • Gunslinger Girl - cute girls with guns yay I love this show a lot. Its themes are fleshed out and the characters are just wonderful. The show takes me away with its slow and steady pace. The fight scenes look fantastic. Do not mention me about the second season or else...
  • Paranoia Agent - what did i just watch One of the cleverest satires about paranoia.
  • Millennium Actress - not trippy enough I love the historical aspects of the show. It's like coming back to my Japanese history class again. I also watched this film after Gunslinger Girl; it was not a good idea
  • Serial Experiments Lain - her eyes HER EYEEEES It's avant-garde. It's cyberpunk. It's Serial Experiments Lain. It's one of those avant-garde works that makes you ask more questions instead of answering them in a good way.
  • Perfect Blue - purely frightening experience What I said. Satoshi Kon knows how to scare the hell out of people.
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica - explanations wont be necessary
  • Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - a movie where you can see a teens butt 50% of the time? weeee
  • ef a fairy tale of the two - a genius dark and edgy romantic work with some credits to Makoto Shinkai
  • The Girl Who Leapt Through Time - time traveling without the EVULZ Another Gateway Series and I fondly remember the calm and soothing style used to depict the atmosphere and tone.
  • Bokurano - gigantic mechas, angsty characters, and tons of bizarre morality questions boom boom BOOM
  • Higurashi - kids getting murdered? sold
  • Madlax - best yuri freudian nietzsche girls with guns yuki kajiura work written by a drunk director combo ever Clever and provocative. The plot twists are pretty damn expected, but it isn't as annoying as I thought it will be. It helps develop the theme of truth, Nietzsche's "anti-morality campaign, and the Middle Eastern wars. What's more, an alcoholic director explains those themes with just fantastic characters.
  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya - a remarkably faithful adaptation of my favorite work of the series
  • Sora no Woto - a bunch of japanese girl soldiers in switzerland with miso soup, a japanese music school, ema, shintoism-infused Christianity with a powerful moral I did not expect much from a show being labeled "K-On! in the military", but oh boy. It tells its story wonderfully and the characters have that same likable vibe from K-On! Just imagine them in a more depressing, bittersweet, yet anti-war realist setting or/and Neon Genesis Evangelion style. Just amazing.
  • Haibane Renmei - instead of a hacker, you have... yuri angels While I personally think SEL is better, Haibane Renmei is fresh and interesting. It's a slowly paced story, but the characters are lovable and the story has a dark edge towards it. Never has suicide and redemption be this allegorical and bittersweet.
  • Bakemonogatari - UNREADABLY FAST TEXT GALORE It's Studio SHAFT's crazy visuals fixated with a clever, witty story about teen angst and the unknown. Chiwa Saito and Hiroshi Kamiya are truly fantastic as their roles and all of the characters are truly lovable and memorable. One of my favorites.
  • FLCL - SERIOUS CRAP (also part of JOHN CLEESE ANIMU and ARTSY CRAP)
  • Hourou Musuko - a slice-of-life anime thats a snippet of transgenders in high school. just plain wonderful and simple.
  • Boogiepop Phantom - serial experiments lain with High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a dark twisted sense of humor and symbolism
  • Monster - 74 episodes of good old noir and great themes and symbolism
  • Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai. - despair bittersweetly I find it to be a Lighter and Softer version of Welcome to the NHK dealing mostly with grief. Sure, I did find the wangst sometimes a bit too much, but the characters are lovable (and hatable when they are supposed to be). It didn't make me into tears, but it gave me a smile. This is one of the best bittersweet dramatic works out there.
  • The Tatami Galaxy - me likey Groundhog Day meets Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei and Bakemonogatari (also part of ARTSY CRAP) I love Madhouse and this work exemplifies why such love. It has a witty storyline, crazy setting, and yet simple themes in a complex time loop story.
  • Le Portrait de Petit Cossette - what the fuck did i just watch (also part of ARTSY CRAP) Kajiura and Shinbo's fantastic combo makes this simple story complex and intricate. Your main character is in love with a goth loli spirit and will do anything about it for just a portrait. I love Shinbo's exploration on sadomasochism, sexual desire, what it means to draw a perfect portrait (which is a must to understand if you want to understand the story), nightmarish imagery that surpasses Madoka Magica, and Lovecraftian insanity. I suggest to people who are uncomfortable with some child nudity and insane amounts of gore (AKIRA comes into mind when it comes to comparison) to not watch it, but I think the gore is very artistic and needed to convey the sadomasochistic theme.
  • Aoi Hana - i will deliberate about it when i feel better

BANKSY/PABLO PICCASO ANIMU/STUDIO SHAFT ON DRUGS/WHAT IS THIS ARTSY CRAP

  • Paprika - is satoshi kon on drugs (also part of FITZGERALD ANIMU) My Gateway Series into anime. Best animation ever.
  • Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - everybody in despair plz (also part of JOHN CLEESE ANIMU) This is one of the most original and funniest work ever conceived by mankind. I have never seen such great satire since Animal Farm. In case you didn't know, my original avatar is from the show.
  • Genius Party - twisted, weird, and wonderful. favorites are shanghai dragon, limit cycle, and baby blue (because its a romance short made by Cowboy Bebop dude)
  • Five Centimeters Per Second - ngweh ngweh That's crying, by the way. The show is beautiful and this is the definitive film to show people romance can be a good genre.
  • Genius Party Beyond - its fantastic sequel is just as weird
  • The Diary of Tortov Roddle
  • Tsumiki no Ie

JOHN CLEESE ANIMU/WHAT IS THIS MOE CRAP

  • K-On - cake is delicious It's more of a guilty pleasure.
  • Hidamari Sketch - miyako is so delicious Again, a guilty pleasure. It's quite artsy and I love Yuno and Miyako, great characters who should be heralded as queens of slice-of-life characters.
  • Azumanga Daioh - funniest shit What I said
  • Oreimo - hot I was pretty amazed by this show. I expected it to be stupid and dumb or at least try to be like K-On!. Instead, I got a show with the themes of conservative views on the otaku culture. It knows when it's supposed to be funny and sad. One of the best anime out there.
  • Hayate the Combat Butler - its my old fanfic come true
  • Kiki's Delivery Service - being a kawaii witch is suffering
  • Ouran High School Host Club - fabulooooous i am gay for haruhi
  • Saki - yuri moe mahjong ftw
  • Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru - a meido anime that forgets its a meido anime and has egyptian gods instead
  • Arakawa Under The Bridge - HIROSHI KAMIYAAAAAAAAAA Memorable characters, wonderful actor chemistry, and silly non-sequitur humor. Truly unforgettable.
  • Sketchbook: full color's - a charming tranquil slice-of-life show that isnt too obnoxiously comedic, too greedy for moe, or too dead as a pace.
  • Aria - despairing work for a despairing person who loves italy One of my favorite animes of all time because of how it surprised me. There is some great unique silly humor and the Scenery Porn is gorgeous; I have never seen a beautiful recreation of Venice. The characters are just plain adorable and the Choro Club soundtrack is relaxing. Two of my favorite characters went into my top 9 characters and I can't see anyone hating it unless they like Naruto or crap like that. Gosh, I'm in despair.
  • Amagami SS - fluffy romance is fluffy Morishima-senpai, Nanasaka-chan, and Miya-chan are freaking awesome characters
  • too lazy to continue

    vid gamez 

    favvy ops and eds 

    mewsic albumz 
  • Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips My gateway drug to the musicverse
  • A Ghost is Born - Wilco
  • Being There - Wilco
  • Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco favorite album of all time
  • In Rainbows - Radiohead
  • OK Computer - Radiohead
  • Soviet Kitsch - Regina Spektor
  • Far - Regina Spektor
  • Good News for People Who Love Bad News - Modest Mouse
  • We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Came - Modest Mouse
  • What We Must - Jaga Jazzist
  • One Armed Bandit - Jaga Jazzist
  • Embryonic - The Flaming Lips
  • The Reminder - Feist
  • The Earth is Not a Cold Place - Explosions in the Sky
  • Either/Or - Elliot Smith
  • Eldorado - Electric Light Orchestra
  • Hate - The Delgados
  • We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes - Death Cab for Cutie
  • Sea Change - Beck
  • Guero - Beck
  • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Bands - The Beatles
  • Hospice - The Antlers
  • Unearthed - E.S. Posthumus
  • NOIR OST 1 - Yuki Kajiura
  • Cowboy Bebop OST 1 - Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts
  • Cowboy Bebop OST 2 - Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts
  • The Suburbs - The Arcade Fire
  • Funeral - The Arcade Fire
  • Madlax OST 1 - Yuki Kajiura

    favvy chars 

    favvy real life people 

    wordz of wizdom 

Umineko no Naku Koro ni:

  • Furudo Erika, the Intellectual Rapist:
    • "This level of reasoning is possible for Erika Furudo. What do you think of that, everyone?"
    • "I... Furudo Erika... have duct tape!"
    • "Chopsticks!"
    • "Take that, dead people!"
    • "<GOOD!>"

  • Battler:
    • "Slice up those cow tits of yours and make me a sandwich!"
    • "Repeat it in red!"
    • "It's all useless. All useless!"
    • "Maria, it's ten years too early for you to tell someone to eat you. But make sure you tell me that ten years from now, okay?"
    • "Witches don't exist!"

  • Beatrice:
    • "You are incompetent!"
    • "ahaha.wav"
    • "Goodbye liar, thank you and sorry."

  • Kinzo:
    • "Oh Beaaaaaaatrice"
    • "YAMI WO KIRASAKU OH DESIRE"
    • "SACRIFICING SHEEP TO GOAT"

  • Bernkastel:
    • Tea is best served with fellow monsters.
    • "This game will not have a happy ending."
    • 'Ni-pah~'

  • Other quotes:
    • "Why don't you give up and die!"
    • "DIE THE DEATH! SENTENCE TO DEATH! GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!"
    • "Don't think too hard about it. You'll get a headache."
    • "When the seagulls cry, no one will be left alive."

Sora no Woto

  • Kanata:
    • "Someone was saying this world is ending. But I like this world."
    • "Dolphins are scary and they eat people!"

Recettear:

  • Recette:

  • Tear:
    • "Please tell me that you have not reached the point where in your face is frozen in a vapid smile for all eternity."

Ace Attorney:

  • Phoenix Wright:
    • "OBJECTION!"
    • "I will like to cross-examine the witness's pet parrot!"
    • "TAKE THAT!"

Neon Genesis Evangelion:

  • Ikari Shinji: "I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away..."
  • Asuka Langley: "What are you, baka?"
  • Misato: "EVA HASHIN!"

Serial Experiments Lain:

  • "PRESENT DAY... PRESENT TIME! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Hetalia Axis Powers:

  • North Italy: "Cool! My voice changed! I sound like a fag! I really do!"

K-ON!

  • Mugi: "I was just thinking that girl-on-girl action is nice."

Madlax:

  • Madlax: "When I get home, I think I'll have pasta. Yeah, pasta!"
  • Margaret: "I like you because you're a kind person. Yes… you're a kind killer."

    bad works i really enjoyed for teh lulz 

Anime:

  • Loups=Garous: k-on meets 1984 im not kidding This is a guilty pleasure for me; I have never seen a film with such terrible characterization, bizarre premise, and abrupt condensation of content this extreme. I just love this stupid film a lot because it makes no goddamn sense!
  • Mars Of Destruction: wonderful piece of garbage that reminds me if ghost in the shell and neon genesis evangelion had sex and gave us an ugly baby
  • Musashi Gundoh
  • School Days - fun fact i have the same birthday as itou makoto

ITS MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Film:


    bad works that are horrifying for teh brain 

    vandalism/comments of my spellingz 
Artistic depiction of vandalizers.
... to vandalize even moreeeee.
but i dont knwo what tos ay, so ill just use poor grammar


    reccos by other people 

"Dolphins are scary and eat people!"
"Slice those cow tits of yours and make me a sandwich!"

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