-> ''"if anime is a cartoon \\ manga is a comic book \\ comic book is a literature"''
-->-- me of course you noob

oh hai i can spell
if youre a girl plz date me

Is really a cyborg vampire ninja.

i am an amoeba and i love myself a lot
my favorite anime studio is {{Studio SHAFT}} because it shares the same name with an awesome black guy
i watch seinen and josei anime mostly so no dragonball z and naruto crap

i got [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=rhgmlvcrsma4soui9af8fdv0&page=1024#25577 three people already gushing for me]] in my third day
i feel special <3<3

[[spoiler:I can actually write normally. This is a {{Post Modernism}} example of a rational forumer. I'm totally not bullshitting, man. Don't worry about me; I'll actually write normally in entries. Seriously, check out my Contributor's Page.]][[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/soranowoto_5655.png]]

[[spoiler:I'm 17 and I currently reside in Singapore. I'm a male (Well, I checked my pants to make sure). I'm Asian so I can't be considered a weeaboo. I have been medically considered bipolar disorder II so you may see me post more in one day and post less in another (and the quality/humor changes as well). Don't worry, I can actually take care of myself somehow. My favorite genres are {{Cyber Punk}}, Erotica (in {{Lolita}}'s sense), and {{Detective Drama}}/{{Film Noir}}. I enjoy a gigantic amount of classic films and literature so I have no idea what most people are talking about these days.]]

[[spoiler:I am a democratic socialist who is not affiliated with any political party. My religion is currently The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Dudeist Church.]]

[[spoiler:Feel free to contact me about anything. You can also ask me to write out of character though I am quite similar to the persona I created myself. I just write a bit neater.]]

[[spoiler:I have written original stories and filmed stuff. I am just too lazy to write more works.]]

[[spoiler:I'm actually a moderator in a gaming website called Kongregate. I am the best {{Troll}} mod ever.]]

i hate @/{{CammyG}} he thinks too differently now
also @/{{Saigyouji}} smells

!!pornography used:

[[folder:topes that are like totaly me]]
* {{all lowercase letters}}: Invoked ''and'' zigzagged. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* AllPsychologyIsFreudian: all girls want pork swords
* {{Anti Hero}} [[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/D_1684.png]]
* {{Anti Villain}}
* {{Beige Prose}}
* BewareTheNiceOnes - Honestly, who hasn't seen this coming? I knew obviously...ha. - @/VoidsEmpathy
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Subverted in which we'll probably speak of this page again. @/risingdreams
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: This is an impression I get. @/{{risingdreams}}
* {{Captain Obvious}} -Same last name. [[spoiler: he's my uncles cousins Ilegitimate son]] - @/Jimmmyman10
* {{Chaotic Neutral}} - As if that's not apparent enough - @/{{Dark Confidant}}
* CovertPervert - Possibly inverted online or played straight IRL. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* CrazyAwesome: You're pretty awesome, and totally batshit. And for ''me'' to say you're insane... ~ @/DhanaRagnarok
* CrossoverShip: I'm going to ship you with Erika Furudo...and Bernkastel. Somehow. Though Bern is insanely ho...[[LastSecondWordSwap rrible for her evil deeds.]] @/{{Darkclaw}}
* CutenessProximity: I'm sure you're making an adorable face when looking at your avatar or at my Moetler :p ~ @/DhanaRagnarok
* {{Cyber Punk}}/{{Post Cyber Punk}}
* {{Darker and Edgier}} [[spoiler:I like my shows that way, but subtler. Kinda like {{Gunslinger Girl}} in a way]]
** {{Dark is not Evil}} - trolling without malice is amusing sometimes. - @/{{Dark Confidant}}
* {{Dada}}
* DeadpanSnarker ~ @/{{risingdreams}}
* {{Deconstruction}} - i just like the term what does it mean btw
* DesignStudentsOrgasm - me when i see fantastic surreal work
* EnsembleDarkhorse ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* {{Expy}} - or something. From that guy in that novel you mentioned below. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* ForTheEvulz: MindScrew-ing Troll for satanic overlord ! ~ @/DhanaRagnarok
* ForTheLulz - the trolling ~@/{{Enzeru}}
* FridgeBrilliance: I don't want to explain because it sounds better in my head, really. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* FridgeLogic - No one will take your bad speller act when you can perfectly format in the forum and on the wiki. Then again, that might be what you're going for. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* FunPersonified: Well, you never fail to make every one smiles with your witty remarks and all-around craziness. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* {{GIFT}}: Averted, so far. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: The truth of your art is not a pleasant thing. [[spoiler: i dunno im just tired and weird today argh]] ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* IdenticalStranger: The mannerisms, at least, are quite similar to my troll friend IRL. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* InsaneTrollLogic - may-b nut insahne becuz i don tink ur insane, but whatevs man, i gotta eat. - {{@/Junfez}}
* InternetColdReader -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* {{Irony}}: Should I really explain this ? It's nice to have another irony lover around ! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* {{Kayfabe}}: It takes A LOT for you to break character.
* KindheartedCatLover - If you own/owned a cat. I think. Maybe. {{@/Junfez}}
* LargeHam: SINCE YOU SPEAK IN ALL CAPS OFTEN. -- @/{{Darkclaw}}
** HamToHamCombat: I'd love to see one between you and -insert other LargeHam here- ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* {{Mind Screw}}
* NiceGuy: You seem pretty nice for a troll. @/InhopelessGuy
* ObfuscatingInsanity: It counts. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* ObfuscatingStupidity -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Seconded and may I say ''very'' exaggerated? - @/{{Mort08}}
* {{OTP}}: With [[UminekoNoNakuKoroNi Erika Furudo]]. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* PerverseSexualLust: Again, you have it for [[UminekoNoNakuKoroNi Erika Furudo.]] [[UnholyMatrimony You were made for each other.]] - @/{{Darkclaw}}
* PoesLaw: Mercifully averted. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* {{Postmodernism}} -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* PrettyCoolGuy: i think commander obvious is a pretty cool guy. eh trollz evryone like hell and doesnt afraid of anything. ~ @/{{Milos Stefanovic}}
* {{Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism}} - idealistic lol [[spoiler:I'm cynical as hell.]]
* {{Surrealism}}
* {{Stealth Hi Bye}} You seem to do this, at least to me, you do. - @/{{Punkreader}}
* TheStoner: One of your avatars. You described it as "a stoned angel". - @/{{Darkclaw}}
* StylisticSuck- @/MrW
* TakeOverTheWorld: Your ultimate goal, summed up in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBbRSq4W_1o this song.]] You will make it into a Troll's paradise. [[spoiler: But I want to TakeOverTheWorld too, so [[WeCanRuleTogether let's team up!]]]] - @/{{Darkclaw}}
** Except I'm already taking it over. But well, your ambition [[CrazyPrepared was already planned for]], so...[[spoiler: Let's make it a Triuumvirat. Or I may execute you all, but that wouldn't be as fun without ya guys]] ~@/DhanaRagnarok
*** what is this natter shit
*** It's tropers [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdT_oKderEs taking over!]] - Darkclaw
* TalkativeLoon: You. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: Despite your eccentricity, you often make very good points. - @/StolenByFaeries
* TheGadfly -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* TheLoony - @/OMalley
** good job in finding a non existant trope and forgetting to leave ur name noob >:(
* {{Troll}}
* TropeOverdosed: Because there's even more tropes than the last time I came here... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* {{Troperiffic}}: That's a bit hard to find new tropes for you, ya know ^^ ~ @/DhanaRagnarok
* {{True Art Is Angsty}}
* {{True Art Is Incomprehensible}}
* {{True Art Is Offensive}}
* {{True Art Sticks It To The Man}}
* {{Tusandre}} - @/GearLeader
* UnholyMatrimony: me/erika furudooooo
* {{Viewers are Geniuses}}
* ViewerGenderConfusion: If it didn't say male on this page I would think you were female because of your avatar and pictures. ~@/{{GazBevMoo}}
[[folder:hey i contibute too]]
* {{Idoru}} - created by meself
* {{Moetan}} - examples and more examples
* {{The Red Balloon}} - created by mineself
* {{Confessions}} - created by meself
[[folder:topes i totally hate]]
* {{Cerebus Syndrome}}
* {{Escapism}}
* PraisingShowsYouDontWatch
[[folder:media im planning to mediaing]]
* {{Persona 4}} animu
* {{Phantom Brave}} PSP Port
* {{Mirai Nikki}}
* {{GTO}}
* {{Dancer in the Dark}}
* {{Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex}}
* {{Fate Stay Night}}
* {{BECK}}
* {{Genshiken}}
* {{Ergo Proxy}} - because it has radiohead's paranoid android as ed
* {{Excel Saga}}
* {{The Usual Suspects}}
* {{Joyeux Noel}}
* {{Tsukihime}} visual novel
* MoonPhase - because its studio shaft (currently watching)
* BroadcastNews
[[folder:books and visual novels you know the porn ones]]
* {{Neuromancer}} - guys on drugs
* {{HP Lovecraft}} - i read that when i was a kid yay im scarred for life
* {{Saya no Uta}} - best gen urobuchi work ever man i mean what kind of drugs was he taking
* {{Umineko}} - i like the color red
* {{Sherlock Holmes}} - i wanna have a boyfriend like watson when i grow up
* {{Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy}} - always bring a towel and babelfish
* {{Dirk Gently}} series - always important to forget the word "impossible"
* {{The Prince And The Pauper}}
* {{The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn}}
* {{The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer}}
* {{A Prayer For Owen Meany}} - totally did not inspire this persona [[spoiler:Actually {{Truth In Television}}]]
* {{Battle Royale}} - lord of the flies with japanese killings
* {{Lord Of The Flies}}
* {{Dune}}
* {{The Great Gatsby}} - gatsby is an airplane trying to land on the green light
* {{Slaughterhouse Five}} - i was hungry when i met kurt vonnegut. so it goes
* {{To Kill A Mockingbird}} - insert academic essay here
* {{After Dark}} - the bizarrest lit ive read in a while
* {{The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya}} - most hilarious narrator ever. favorite is disappearance
* {{A Wild Sheep Chase}} - TEH NHK STOLE SHEEP
* BlindWillowSleepingWoman - bizarre short story collection by murakami
* TheDifferenceEngine - its a computar [[spoiler:A prime steampunk novel that is similar to cyberpunk, possibly because it was written by two cyberpunk writers. It criticizes the speed and the rise of technology and the politics behind it.]]
* WaterForElephants
* {{Lolita}} - greatest second book ever
* {{Naomi}} - greatest book ever
* SnowCrash - viruses, memetics, linguistics, religion, skate punkz, second life, the mafia, hong kong businessmen, and pizza delivery samurai man into one awesome cyberpunk novel
* NoLongerHuman - I'M IN DESPAIR! NO LONGER HUMAN HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! [[spoiler:If there is one book I have to claim that personifies me, it's this book. A short book I read in three hours, it is filled with an evocative message that has left me in utter despair. One of my favorite books of all time.]]
* {{Catch-22}} - another favorite book of mine [[spoiler:My only complaint is that it is too short. What a wonderful piece of absurdist humor and irony.]]
* WaitingForGodot - shall we go? yes let's go
[[folder:films that i radicaly totally link, unkraned of course]]
* {{Top Gun}} - tom cruise's {{Magnum Opus}}. lots of great symbolism [[spoiler:I just find this one of the best cheesy romps to waste time]]
* {{The Blues Brothers}} - haha that guy is fat and hes with a skinny guy [[spoiler:One of the best comedies out there. I find it as quotable as, gasp, {{The Big Lebowski}}]]
* {{High Fidelity}} - john cusack is sexy [[spoiler: I find this film to be one of the most underrated rom-coms out there. You got John Cusack, a hidden gem, acting with Jack Black. What's more, there are tons of indie music. It makes any hipster cry in glee.]]
* {{The Deer Hunter}} - beautiful vietnam war epic
* {{The Graduate}} - plastics
* {{Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas}} - this is bat county!
* {{Kiss Kiss Bang Bang}} - robert downy jr. acting as himself? sold
* {{Charade}}
* {{Citizen Kane}} - [[RogerEbert insert grumbly white guy]] speaking here
* {{To Kill a Mockingbird}} - insert academic film essay here
* ''Symbiopsychotaxiplasm'' - a documentary about a crew documenting a crew mutiny documenting documentarian documenting a sexist incompetent irrational director filming a fictional crap romance film documenting hollywood acting documenting the break of forced hollywood acting documenting reality documenting the cultural revolution of the americans during the vietnam war, got that? [[spoiler:Pretty much that, hummety hum.]]
* {{The Maltese Falcon}}
* {{Bonnie and Clyde}}
* {{Inception}}
* {{Goodfellas}} - an amazing true mafia film with de niro as de niro
* MrSmithGoesToWashington
* {{Dial M for Murder}}
* {{Strangers on a Train}}
* {{Rope}}
* {{Good Night and Good Luck}}
* {{All the Presidents Men}}
* TheGodfather
* TheGodfatherPartII
* {{Secretary}} - greatest bsdm film ever
* SchindlersList
* PulpFiction - WHAT?
* {{Casablanca}}
* TheMatrix
* DonnieDarko
* {{Forrest Gump}}
* {{Memento}}
* NorthByNorthwest
* DoubleIndemnity
* ReservoirDogs
* BackToTheFuture
* DieHard - because its philosophical and angsty
* {{Fargo}} - ja?
* TheBigLebowski
* BladeRunner - teh unicorn symbolizes teh need for drugs
* {{Jaws}}
* BlackSwan - shaky camera = art
* {{Scarface}}
* GroundhogDay
* TheThing
* GoodWillHunting
* {{Rocky}} II - YO ADRIAN
* {{Ed Wood}} - have you heard of this thing called suspension of disbelief?
* StarWarsTheEmpireStrikesBack - NO IT CANT BE NOOOOO
* AmericanMovie
* RearWindow - grace kelly is hot
* MurderOnASundayMorning - best law docu ever [[spoiler:Yes, it's VERY slanted to the defense. However, it exposes the adversarial element in the US court system; the documentary explores possibly one of the most badass public defenders' journey into defeating the corrupted police department. People will be amazed by the skill of the defense attorney and the ability to find the truth in this court system.]]
* AllQuietOnTheWesternFront - an american film about ze germans what
* {{Andrei Rublev}} - its russian and that guy has a nice beard [[spoiler:I find this art film to be truly deep and amazing. One of my favorite epics]]
* {{Battleship Potemkin}} - its russian and its a popaganda film!! [[spoiler: I find the editing and cinematography extraordinary.]]
* {{Solaris}} (1972 Tarkovsky version) - truly fascinating psychological study of scientists in outer space, the collective unconscious
* {{Full Metal Jacket}} - lol penis jokes [[spoiler:One of the best anti-war satires out there. Kubrick is just funny as hell.]]
* {{Barry Lyndon}} - totally badass english epic [[spoiler:The most underrated Stanley Kubrick work ever]]
* {{Lawrence Of Arabia}} - being a revolutionary hero is suffering
* {{Brazil}} - where hears were entertaining june
* {{ptitlec0vx7z0c}} - always look on the bright side
* {{Time Bandits}} - john cleese as robin hood has won me over
* TheShining - HERES JOHNNY
* {{Amelie}} - so french [[spoiler:You can't call yourself a film buff without watching this French masterpiece. I think it's {{Welcome to the NHK}} in French.]]
* {{Pierrot le fou}} - the classic godard film of godard film
* {{Alphaville}}
* {{The Red Balloon}}
* {{Day for Night}}
* {{Tetsuo The Ironman}} - [[FlatWhat what]] [[spoiler:What a bizarre {{Cyber Punk}} film. I love the stop-animation cinematography and the extrapolation of cyber punk themes]]
* {{Lost In Translation}} - scarlet johannson's ass at the intro? in favorite movie list! [[spoiler:A charming film. People should watch this film before going to Tokyo]]
* {{Seven Samurai}} - first epic i watched and loved
* ''Kagemusha'' - beautiful witty japanese samurai epic
* {{Departures}}
* {{Confessions}} - loved the film so much i made the page for it
* {{Ran}} - worthy of teh praise it has been given
* {{Spartacus}} - being spartacus is suffering
* {{The Crucible}} - being a witch is suffering
* {{The Evil Dead}} II - bruce campbell has a nice shotgun and its like totally lulz [[spoiler: What I said]]
* {{Film/Antichrist}} - makes any environmetalist cry
* {{Metropolis}} - best dystopic film ever
* {{The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari}} - set designer must be on drugs
* RunLolaRun - its like forrest gump except its german and has a redhair
* theres still more
!!! there will be anime that i watch that i wont put here for various reasons (like its lame/other synonyms or im just plain lazy) so i have a [[http://myanimelist.net/animelist/JudeMaverick&sclick=1 myanimelist]]profile so feel free to complain about how terribly my spelling is there
* {{NOIR}} - girls with guns are hot [[spoiler:I always find the idea of religion and conspiracy enticing. {{Da Vinci Code}} is an atrocity to mankind, I tell you that. NOIR, however, pleases me with its clever usage of symbolism and badass action scenes.]]
* [[LastExile Lastexile]] - a steampunk viagra advert with johnny yong bosch as your main english lead [[spoiler:Seriously, it looks like the title has no spacing]]
* {{Baccano}} - bootlegging with tons of awesome violence and wonderful characters
* {{Read or Die}} - best librarian thriller ever
* RODTheTV - best librarian thriller sequel and 80% chiwa saito screamer ever [[spoiler:Chiwa Saito steals the limelight and the combination of Read or Die and Read or Dream is fantastic. People will invest emotionally in the likable characters and the insane plot twists.]]
* TengenToppaGurrenLagann - who the hell do you think this anime is
* {{Detective Conan}} - there is only one truth: pornography is kewl
* {{Welcome to the NHK}} - omg its so funneh because hes on drugs. [[spoiler:One of the most influential works I've ever watched. I call this a godsend to save mankind from utter destruction]] (also part of John Cleese animu)
* {{Neon Genesis Evangelion}} - seeing shinji get frightened is so funny [[spoiler:One of the best anime out there. It personally changed my perception of anime forever.]]
* {{Gunslinger Girl}} - cute girls with guns yay [[spoiler:I love this show a lot. Its themes are fleshed out and the characters are just wonderful. The show takes me away with its slow and steady pace. The fight scenes look fantastic. Do not mention me about the [[BerserkButton second season]] or else...]]
* {{Paranoia Agent}} - what did i just watch [[spoiler:One of the cleverest satires about paranoia.]]
* {{Millennium Actress}} - not trippy enough [[spoiler:I love the historical aspects of the show. It's like coming back to my Japanese history class again. I also watched this film after {{Gunslinger Girl}}; it was not a [[HeroicBSoD good idea]]]]
* {{Serial Experiments Lain}} - her eyes HER EYEEEES [[spoiler:It's avant-garde. It's cyberpunk. It's Serial Experiments Lain. It's one of those avant-garde works that makes you ask more questions instead of answering them in a good way.]]
* {{Perfect Blue}} - purely frightening experience [[spoiler:What I said. Satoshi Kon knows how to scare the hell out of people.]]
* {{Puella Magi Madoka Magica}} - explanations wont be necessary
* {{Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind}} - a movie where you can see a teens butt 50% of the time? weeee
* {{ef a fairy tale of the two}} - a genius dark and edgy romantic work with some credits to Makoto Shinkai
* {{The Girl Who Leapt Through Time}} - time traveling without the EVULZ [[spoiler:Another Gateway Series and I fondly remember the calm and soothing style used to depict the atmosphere and tone.]]
* {{Bokurano}} - gigantic mechas, angsty characters, and tons of bizarre morality questions boom boom BOOM
* {{Higurashi}} - kids getting murdered? sold
* {{Madlax}} - best yuri freudian nietzsche girls with guns yuki kajiura work written by a drunk director combo ever [[spoiler:Clever and provocative. The plot twists are pretty damn expected, but it isn't as annoying as I thought it will be. It helps develop the theme of truth, Nietzsche's "anti-morality campaign, and the Middle Eastern wars. What's more, an alcoholic director explains those themes with just fantastic characters.]]
* [[TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya]] - a remarkably faithful adaptation of my favorite work of the series
* {{Sora no Woto}} - a bunch of japanese girl soldiers in switzerland with miso soup, a japanese music school, ema, shintoism-infused Christianity with a powerful moral [[spoiler:I did not expect much from a show being labeled "K-On! in the military", but oh boy. It tells its story wonderfully and the characters have that same likable vibe from K-On! Just imagine them in a more depressing, bittersweet, yet anti-war realist setting or/and Neon Genesis Evangelion style. Just amazing.]]
* HaibaneRenmei - instead of a hacker, you have... yuri angels [[spoiler:While I personally think SEL is better, Haibane Renmei is fresh and interesting. It's a slowly paced story, but the characters are lovable and the story has a dark edge towards it. Never has suicide and redemption be this allegorical and bittersweet.]]
* {{Bakemonogatari}} - UNREADABLY FAST TEXT GALORE [[spoiler:It's Studio SHAFT's crazy visuals fixated with a clever, witty story about teen angst and the unknown. Chiwa Saito and Hiroshi Kamiya are truly fantastic as their roles and all of the characters are truly lovable and memorable. One of my favorites.]]
* {{Hourou Musuko}} - a slice-of-life anime thats a snippet of transgenders in high school. just plain wonderful and simple.
* {{Boogiepop Phantom}} - serial experiments lain with {{High Octane Nightmare Fuel}} and a dark twisted sense of humor and symbolism
* {{Monster}} - 74 episodes of good old noir and great themes and symbolism
* {{Anime/Ano Hi Mita Hana No Namae O Bokutachi Wa Mada Shiranai}} - despair bittersweetly [[spoiler:I find it to be a Lighter and Softer version of Welcome to the NHK dealing mostly with grief. Sure, I did find the wangst sometimes a bit too much, but the characters are lovable (and hatable when they are supposed to be). It didn't make me into tears, but it gave me a smile. This is one of the best bittersweet dramatic works out there.]]
* {{Literature/The Tatami Galaxy}} - me likey Groundhog Day meets Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei and Bakemonogatari (also part of ARTSY CRAP) [[spoiler:I love Madhouse and this work exemplifies why such love. It has a witty storyline, crazy setting, and yet simple themes in a complex time loop story.]]
* {{Le Portrait de Petit Cossette}} - what the fuck did i just watch (also part of ARTSY CRAP) [[spoiler:Kajiura and Shinbo's fantastic combo makes this simple story complex and intricate. Your main character is in love with a goth loli spirit and will do anything about it for just a portrait. I love Shinbo's exploration on sadomasochism, sexual desire, what it means to draw a perfect portrait (which is a must to understand if you want to understand the story), nightmarish imagery that surpasses Madoka Magica, and Lovecraftian insanity. I suggest to people who are uncomfortable with some child nudity and insane amounts of gore (AKIRA comes into mind when it comes to comparison) to not watch it, but I think the gore is very artistic and needed to convey the sadomasochistic theme.]]
* AoiHana - i will deliberate about it when i feel better
* {{Paprika}} - is satoshi kon on drugs (also part of FITZGERALD ANIMU) [[spoiler:My {{Gateway Series}} into anime. Best animation ever.]]
* {{Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei}} - everybody in despair plz (also part of JOHN CLEESE ANIMU) [[spoiler:This is one of the most original and funniest work ever conceived by mankind. I have never seen such great satire since {{Animal Farm}}. In case you didn't know, my original avatar is from the show.]]
* {{Genius Party}} - twisted, weird, and wonderful. favorites are shanghai dragon, limit cycle, and baby blue (because its a romance short made by {{Cowboy Bebop}} dude)
* {{Five Centimeters Per Second}} - ngweh ngweh [[spoiler:That's crying, by the way. The show is beautiful and this is the definitive film to show people romance can be a good genre.]]
* {{Genius Party Beyond}} - its fantastic sequel is just as weird
* {{The Diary of Tortov Roddle}}
* {{Tsumiki no Ie}}
* {{K-On}} - cake is delicious [[spoiler:It's more of a guilty pleasure.]]
* {{Hidamari Sketch}} - miyako is so delicious [[spoiler:Again, a guilty pleasure. It's quite artsy and I love Yuno and Miyako, great characters who should be heralded as queens of slice-of-life characters.]]
* {{Azumanga Daioh}} - funniest shit [[spoiler:What I said]]
* {{Oreimo}} - hot [[spoiler:I was pretty amazed by this show. I expected it to be stupid and dumb or at least try to be like K-On!. Instead, I got a show with the themes of conservative views on the otaku culture. It knows when it's supposed to be funny and sad. One of the best anime out there.]]
* {{Hayate the Combat Butler}} - its my old fanfic come true
* [[KikisDeliveryService Kiki's Delivery Service]] - being a kawaii witch is suffering
* {{Ouran High School Host Club}} - fabulooooous i am gay for haruhi
* {{Saki}} - yuri moe mahjong ftw
* {{Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru}} - a meido anime that forgets its a meido anime and has egyptian gods instead
* ArakawaUnderTheBridge - [[color:purple:HIROSHI KAMIYAAAAAAAAAA]] [[spoiler:Memorable characters, wonderful actor chemistry, and silly non-sequitur humor. Truly unforgettable.]]
* [[{{Sketchbook}} Sketchbook: full color's]] - a charming tranquil slice-of-life show that isnt too obnoxiously comedic, too greedy for moe, or too dead as a pace.
* {{Aria}} - despairing work for a despairing person who loves italy [[spoiler:One of my favorite animes of all time because of how it surprised me. There is some great unique silly humor and the Scenery Porn is gorgeous; I have never seen a beautiful recreation of Venice. The characters are just plain adorable and the Choro Club soundtrack is relaxing. Two of my favorite characters went into my top 9 characters and I can't see anyone hating it unless they like Naruto or crap like that. Gosh, I'm in despair.]]
* AmagamiSS - fluffy romance is fluffy [[spoiler:Morishima-senpai, Nanasaka-chan, and Miya-chan are freaking awesome characters]]
* too lazy to continue
[[folder:vid gamez]]
** {{Persona 2}} - IT HAS HITLER
** {{Persona 4}} - ALL YELLOW SHIT
** {{Persona 3}} Portable - ALL BLUE AND PINK SHIT
** {{Shin Megami Tensei I}} - TOKYO IS DESTROYED
** {{Shin Megami Tensei II}} - TOKYO IS DESTROYED
** {{Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne}} - TOKYO IS DESTROYED
** {{Shin Megami Tensei Devil Survivor}} - TOKYO IS DESTROYED
** {{Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey}} - ANTARTICA IS DESTROYED WAIT WHAT
** {{Contact}} - PEDO TITLE IS AWESOME
** {{Etrian Odyssey}} series - EVEN IN TROPER PAGE, F.O.E!
** {{Trauma Center}}: Second Opinion - HEALING TOUCH
** {{Trauma Center}}: Under the Knife 2 - GREAT NARM DEREK
* {{Okami}} - art is evil
* {{Viewtiful Joe}} - its viewwwtiful
** {{Disgaea}} - FLONNE
** {{Disgaea 2}} - SINFUL ROSE
** {{Phantom Brave}} - PEDO ASH
* {{Silent Hill 2}}
* {{Civilization}} II - FREECIV YO
* {{Recettear}} - CAPITALISM HOE
* {{Rune Factory}} - FIGHT MONSTERS WITH A HOE
* {{EarthBound}} - stoned wasted beatles
* {{Ninja Gaiden}} Trilogy
* {{Advance Wars}} - insert commanderobvious as commanding officer joke here
* {{Wild Arms 2}}
* {{Wild Arms}}: Alter Code F
* {{Wild Arms 4}} - HEY JUDE DONT MAKE IT BAD
* {{Time Crisis}} 2
[[folder:favvy ops and eds]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Oh, {{Studio SHAFT}} and your wonderful druggy {{Surreal Theme Tune}}s...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZAV2Z-Snv4 Daicon IV Opening Animation/Bunny Girl Fighting Darth Vader/GAINAX's First Work]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTxkOM7PMRE Gunslinger Girl OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XfJwh2cC6o Serial Experiments Lain OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKRHiue2sIM Goku Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei OP 3]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDrjgbKayo Zan Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei OVA OP 3]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8ODecbuhA Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei OP 2]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA Welcome to the NHK OP 1]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikFGCQJbHoM Welcome to the NHK ED 1]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kl8Hmtx0I0 Puella Magi Madoka Magica ED]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A62011nyXNI Neon Genesis Evangelion OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVBHU9Tm8c ef: a tale of memories' Persona 3 ripoff OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZF0nbX-6RI ef: a tale of melodies' Evangelion ripoff OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05p646nlYS0 Bokurano OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUjiXriGFbo Last Exile OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-UV69j1Lw RUCKY STAR SUNG BY EMPEROR WAKAKAKAMOTO]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYkDP5xDoO8 GUNBUSTAZ/GUNDOH MUSASHI OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8lyyT0dQ9Y Read or Die OVA OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45wt46N-fg Madlax OP]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QA9s6o1l5A Bakemonogatari OP 1]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2yz6mGiPJw Bakemonogatari OP 4/Renai Circulation]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4K6A3MLZY8 Arakawa Under the Bridge OP 1]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N80eH-0N8WI Arakawa Under the Bridge x Bridge ED 1]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Op4g9T-M0 Boogiepop Phantom OP]]
[[folder:mewsic albumz]]
* Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - {{The Flaming Lips}} [[spoiler:My gateway drug to the musicverse]]
* A Ghost is Born - {{Wilco}}
* Being There - {{Wilco}}
* Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - {{Wilco}} [[spoiler:favorite album of all time]]
* In Rainbows - {{Radiohead}}
* OK Computer - {{Radiohead}}
* Soviet Kitsch - {{Regina Spektor}}
* Far - {{Regina Spektor}}
* Good News for People Who Love Bad News - {{Modest Mouse}}
* We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Came - {{Modest Mouse}}
* What We Must - Jaga Jazzist
* One Armed Bandit - Jaga Jazzist
* Embryonic - {{The Flaming Lips}}
* The Reminder - {{Feist}}
* The Earth is Not a Cold Place - Explosions in the Sky
* Either/Or - Elliot Smith
* Eldorado - {{Electric Light Orchestra}}
* Hate - The Delgados
* We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes - {{Death Cab for Cutie}}
* Sea Change - Beck
* Guero - Beck
* Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Bands - {{The Beatles}}
* Hospice - The Antlers
* Unearthed - E.S. Posthumus
* NOIR OST 1 - Yuki Kajiura
* Cowboy Bebop OST 1 - Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts
* Cowboy Bebop OST 2 - Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts
* The Suburbs - The Arcade Fire
* Funeral - The Arcade Fire
* Madlax OST 1 - Yuki Kajiura
[[folder:favvy chars]]
* Dandy from {{Moetan}} - best pedo ever
* Jose from {{Gunslinger Girl}} - second best pedo ever
* Ui Hirasawa from [[KOn K-On!]]
* Kuroneko from {{Oreimo}}
* Saori from {{Oreimo}}
* Haruhi from {{Ouran High School Host Club}}
* Dirk Gently from {{Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency}}
* Fuura Kafuka from {{Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei}}
* Chiri Kitsu from {{Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei}}
* Rika Furude from {{Higurashi}}
* Nausicaa from {{Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind}}
* Kaorin from {{Azumanga Daioh}}
* Osaka from {{Azumanga Daioh}}
* Kimura-sensei from {{Azumanga Daioh}}
* Yukari-sensei from {{Azumanga Daioh}}
* Lain from {{Serial Experiments Lain}}
* Kanata from {{Sora no Woto}}
* Adachi from {{Persona 4}}
* Sakuya from {{Touhou}}
* Marisa from {{Touhou}}
* Cirno from {{Touhou}}
* Aya from {{Touhou}}
* Every character from {{Bokurano}} especially DUNG BEETLE
* OH DESIRE from {{Umineko}}
* The TRUE NEUTRAL character in {{Umineko}}
* BATTLER in {{Umineko}}
* Erika Furudo the Intellectual Rapist in {{Umineko}}
* Mouri Kogoro in {{Detective Conan}}
* Sherlock Holmes in well, {{Sherlock Holmes}}
* Irene Adler in {{Sherlock Holmes}}
* {{Miss Marple}}
* Yomiko Readman/The Paper in {{Read or Die}}
* Every goddamn character in {{Baccano}}
* Takei Hisa from {{Saki}}
* Amae Koromo from {{Saki}}
* Madlax from {{Madlax}}
* Margaret from {{Madlax}}
* Elenore from {{Madlax}}
* Everyone in {{Arakawa Under the Bridge}}
* Yoshino Takatsuki in {{Hourou Musuko}}
* Saori Chiba in {{Hourou Musuko}}
* Nitori Shuiichi in {{Hourou Musuko}}
* Mizunashi Akari in {{Aria}}
* Alice Carroll in {{Aria}}
* Alicia Florence in {{Aria}}
[[folder:favvy real life people]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Just in case, you're sick of real life people, you 2D perv.]]
* {{Kajiura Yuki}}
* {{Gen Urobuchi}} - {{Troll}}
* {{Humphrey Bogart}}
* {{Johnny Yong Bosch}}
* {{Akiyuki Shinbo}}
* Wayne Coyne of {{The Flaming Lips}}
* Jeff Tweedy of {{Wilco}}
* {{Stephen Colbert}}
* {{Jon Stewart}}
* {{Haruki Murakami}}
* {{William Gibson}}
* HiroshiKamiya: [[color:purple:a despairing voice actor]]
[[folder:wordz of wizdom]]
[[caption-width-right:250:[[{{Recettear}} Capitalism, ho!]]]]
!!!{{Umineko no Naku Koro ni}}:
* Furudo Erika, the Intellectual Rapist:
** ''"This level of reasoning is possible for Erika Furudo. What do you think of that, everyone?"''
** ''"I... Furudo Erika... have duct tape!"''
** ''"Chopsticks!"''
** ''"Take that, dead people!"''
** "''''"

* Battler:
** ''"Slice up those cow tits of yours and make me a sandwich!"''
** ''"Repeat it in red!"''
** ''"It's all useless. All useless!"''
** ''"Maria, it's ten years too early for you to tell someone to eat you. But make sure you tell me that ten years from now, okay?"''
** ''"Witches don't exist!"''

* Beatrice:
** [[color:red:''"You are incompetent!"'']]
** ''"ahaha.wav"''
** [[spoiler:''"Goodbye liar, thank you and sorry."'']]

* Kinzo:
** ''"Oh Beaaaaaaatrice"''

* Bernkastel:
** ''Tea is best served with fellow monsters.''
** [[color:red:''"This game will not have a happy ending."'']]
** ''''Ni-pah~''''

* Other quotes:
** ''"Why don't you give up and die!"''
** "''Don't think too hard about it. You'll get a headache."''
** ''"When the seagulls cry, no one will be left alive."''
!!!{{Sora no Woto}}
* Kanata:
** ''"Someone was saying this world is ending. But I like this world."''
** ''"Dolphins are scary and they eat people!"''

* Recette:
** ''"Capitalism, ho!"''
** ''"Yayifications!''"
** ''[[DwarfFortress "Oh carp!"]]''

* Tear:
** ''"Please tell me that you have not reached the point where in your face is frozen in a vapid smile for all eternity."''

!!!{{Ace Attorney}}:
* Phoenix Wright:
** ''"OBJECTION!"''
** ''"I will like to cross-examine the witness's pet parrot!"''
** ''"TAKE THAT!"''

!!!{{Neon Genesis Evangelion}}:
* Ikari Shinji: ''"I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away..."''
* Asuka Langley: ''"What are you, baka?"''
* Misato: ''"EVA HASHIN!"''

!!! {{Serial Experiments Lain}}:

!!! {{Hetalia Axis Powers}}:
* North Italy: ''"Cool! My voice changed! I sound like a fag! I really do!"''

!!! [[KOn K-ON!]]
* Mugi: ''"I was just thinking that girl-on-girl action is nice."''

!!! {{Madlax}}:
* Madlax: ''"When I get home, I think I'll have pasta. Yeah, pasta!"''
* Margaret: ''"I like you because you're a kind person. Yes… you're a kind killer."''
[[folder:bad works i really enjoyed for teh lulz]]
* [[LoupsGarous Loups=Garous]]: k-on meets 1984 im not kidding [[spoiler:This is a guilty pleasure for me; I have never seen a film with such terrible characterization, bizarre premise, and abrupt condensation of content this extreme. I just love this stupid film a lot because it makes no goddamn sense!]]
* Mars Of Destruction: wonderful piece of garbage that reminds me if ghost in the shell and neon genesis evangelion had sex and gave us an ugly baby
* MusashiGundoh
* SchoolDays - fun fact i have the same birthday as itou makoto
* TheBrideOfTheMonster
* SantaClausConquersTheMartians
* Hobgoblins
* {{Manos The Hands of Fate}}
* PlanNineFromOuterSpace
* Tammy and the T-Rex
* TheRoom - people tearing apart johnnys life is so saaaad
* {{Undefeatable}}
* {{Birdemic}}: fantastic characterization and usage of cgi
[[folder:bad works that are horrifying for teh brain]]
* {{Training with Hinako}} series - wtf did i just watch
* {{Film/Epic Movie}}
* {{Little Fockers}}
* {{Twilight}} book
[[folder:vandalism/comments of my spellingz]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Artistic depiction of vandalizers.]]
* i think i am amazing
* You always were a maverick. - {{@/Saigyouji}}
** omg i hate mavericks
* How come you claim to have bad spelling but generally the only problem with your forum posts is lack of capitalization and punctuation? Have I just missed the posts with the bad spelling, or what? - {{@/Yamiidenryuu}}
** hey dont make fun of me :'(
* Why you talk funny? - {{@/Spirit}}
** because i am
* HAY GURL HAY ~[[{{@/Bellacide}} Bella]]
** you are good at spelling
* Another step forward for [[{{Touhou}} Koakuma]] x [[{{Vocaloid}} Miku]]! [[YuriFan Yay]]! @/StephanReiken
* i don't usually use lowercase letters like this, but when in rome... [[@/KarlKadaver karl kadaver]]
** i have returned. i have returned to give you more vandalism. or i would, if i could find it. it's about this high and purple. - [[@/KarlKadaver karl kadaver]]
* .....''[[{{Starcraft}} Never knew what hit 'em....]]'' ''[[{{Starcraft}} Nuclear Launch Detected]]...'' -[[@/VoidsEmpathy A ghost]]
* y u so awesome? --[[@/LiberatedLiberater not really a bad speller]]
** I like your tastes in media. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* I will make you like me again, CO. Just you wait, you will be mine -- @/CammyG
* Dude, you're cool. Your post-modern irony is interesting. @/{{Inhopelessguy}}
* Hooray a fellow ZetsubouSensi fan! It's left me in despair! @/{{raigakuren}}
* '''Darned''' [[color:gray:cu]][[color:darkgray:tba]][[color:white:cks [[spoiler:@/{{Theindefiniteone}}]]]]
* [[color:gray: We]] ''[[color:green: are]]'''''[[color:red: here.]]'''- '''''[[@/VoidsEmpathy The Eternal Void]]'''''
* You Had Me At "seeing shinji get frightened is so funny". -@/KaitouSai
* ಠ­_ಠ -@/{{Sakan4k}}
* [[color:red:BOOM!]] -@/ShadowBender
* [[red: ]] -- [[@/LiberatedLiberater Eiserne Jungfrau]]
* The faeries were... here? - @/StolenByFaeries
* omg yur speling like sux dood - @/StrangeDwarf
* [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Void]] has come to destroy...and begin the vandalism anew...
* oh hey you could be my sidekick and I can boss you around and shit--{{Tropers/CaptainExcellent}}
* [[color:green:I]] [[color:red:a]][[color:blue:m]] [[color:orange:h]][[color:purple:e]][[color:yellow:r]][[color:pink:e]]. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* You got me watching ParanoiaAgent and reminded me to download FiveCentimetersPerSecond. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* Hi, I think I've seen you around be...-picks at coat fluff- ~ @/{{Aralyn}}
* I ish a tapeworm. I nom people (joking), also, how you put images in Userpage? ~ @/{{SabrinaDiamond}}
* Third time going {{Narm}}; now, that's the charm. ~[[@/{{Theindefiniteone}} Me]]
** Hello there, dear Protozoa.
* omg hdu u ninja'd me omg. -Poodle Poo
* *[[BatterUp THWACK]]* -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* Hi there Mr. Amoeba zen master. ~ [[Tropers/ThatHuman a mysterious blob]].
* Greetings and salutations. I have brought you a 24 hour collection of hentai. No lolicon or futanari, sorry. ~Al Ciao
* [[TeamFortress Bonk!]] -@/{{raigakuren}}
[[caption-width-right:350:... to vandalize even moreeeee.]]
* Mushroom smoke is a great way to show that you care about people. - The More You Know
* [[color:red:This game will not have a happy ending.]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* I know where you live. You will not escape me. Your first mistake was to reveal your age and location... -- @/{{lilylilium}}
* n00b — /nuːb/ Noun: a person who believes Samus and Zelda are male characters.
* I can see into your soul... @/{{raigakuren}}
* So...much...SPOILER SPACE! @/{{Mort08}}
* ''[[{{Poltergeist}} They're here.]]'' - @/StolenByFaeries
* [[UminekoNoNakuKoroNi lol]] [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica witches]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* I applaud the vandalism 5 lines above mine. [[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} -likes to talk on and on about best friend, video games, bears, video games and animation-]]
* Tropers/{{Dalexterminate}} says: Hi there!
* I'm on firrreeeeeee.... @/{{Inhopelessguy}}
* [[color:red:@@YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MIND!@@]]
* Here, have some [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QTgPfN-GcA UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* Oh hai, i suppsoed to vandalize
but i dont knwo what tos ay, so ill just use poor grammar
* I'm surrounded by a swirling mess of destruction.
* Again... here.
* It's okay if you don't like yourself. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Many people don't like themselves either]]. ~ @/{{Aralyn}}
* You and the LOLCats should go along fine. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* Epically long page is epic ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* So do you have a higher position than ''Captain'' Obvious??? - @/{{Mort08}}
* [[color:red:Could you please reveal your name and face?]] -[[@/ShadowBender Light Yagami]]
* 657886566787655776776535 @/AikoHeiwa
* Oh, my gawds. The spelling. [[GrammarNazi GAAAAH!]] -@/{{desdendelle}}
* This is not vandalism by Ailedhoo. [[TrueArt This is a duck.]] -@/{{Ailedhoo}}
* Jefferson Lives!!!!! - @/{{deathpigeon}}
* Bow before my MIGHT!!! - @/{{deathpigeon}}
* I am the blackadder! I am the best troll on this show! I am better than the commander and the dracosketch combined! @/{{Blackadder98}}
* -breaks into the page- [[VideoGame/CaveStory HUZZAH!]] --@/EarlOfSandvich
* Needs moar UCHIHAHAHAHAHAHA! ~{{@/kay4today}}

[[folder:reccos by other people]]
* put random things for reccomendation here so i can troll you for your terrible animu and film choices
* FiveHundredDaysOfSummer (cutewithoutthe)
* VisualNovel/ShikkokuNoSharnoth -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* {{Berserk}}-- Yeah, i have bad taste. --@/{{Eternal Noob}}
-> "Dolphins are scary and eat people!"
-> "Slice those cow tits of yours and make me a sandwich!"