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Greater Gods

Chin Chin

Chin Chin, God of Requiring Seemingly Random Needs (Chin-Chin, The Dark Lord, Creepy Dude, God)

• Greater God. A bit closer to Intermediate God in the Pantheon now thanks to lacking chromosomes.
• Symbol: A chromosome
• Theme Song: Hunger from Black Hawk Down
• Alignment: Neutral Evil with Stupid Evil tendencies
• Portfolio: Big Bad Wannabe, The Dreaded, Humanoid Abomination, Jerkass Gods, Neo-Super Chin Chin, Shows Up To Do Nothing, His Name Means Penis in Japanese, Likes Inserting His Name Into The Same Sentence He Always Says, Thinks Himself As A God
• Domains: Chromosomes, Worship, Dimensions, Japanese
• Herald: Fake Filthy Frank
• Allies: Lord Vyce, Drakkon, Sheev Palpatine, Molag Bal, Chakravaritan, Divine Powers, Mara the Magnificent, Chin
• Rivals: Sauron
• Enemies: FILTHY FRANK, Idubbbzz TV, Prometheus, Nostalgia Critic, Linkara, Asura, Mithra, Nanashi and Dagda, Tsukasa Kadoya/Kamen Rider Decade, Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith, Naruto Uzumaki
• Interested in: SCP-040, Deoxys
• Opposed by: Zamasu
• Weirds Out: Saitama, Genos
• Within the infinitely vast network of multiverses, a dangerous being known as Chin Chin rules over several realms, making people worship him and sacrifice their chromosomes to feed himself with them. After his last battle with Filthy Frank—who attempting to stop Chin Chin from assimilating his world—Chin Chin was banished by a being named Yadaran to another realm where Chin Chin couldn’t invade any more universes. Unfortunately, Chin Chin was transported to the wrong place as we mean, the TV Tropes Pantheon years after Frank had fought him. Chin Chin could only speak in excited gibberish as a response, saying that Yadaran was a fucking stupid, retarded-ass motherfucker for allowing himself another chance to take over the omniverse as an established god nonetheless. Not realizing now Chin Chin has more people to deal with including Frank once more. That didn’t cross his mind until much later.
• Is a rather unorthodox person to say the least. Ranging from his bizarre appearance to his outrageous mannerisms, Chin Chin is the last person one would think to be a Greater God. Thanks to his powers over dimensions and other supernatural feats, these factors propelled Chin Chin to the rank he is. This is all in spite of the numerous defeats Chin Chin managed to suffer from as well.
• Filthy Frank was not pleased to find out Chin Chin was here—no, that’s not a good way of describing it. His reaction was a mix of “oh shit” and “oh fuck, not again”. Chin Chin shows up from time and time to antagonize the man but leaves before any real fight could go down between them, not wanting Yadaran to come back.
• Humans who worshipped Chin Chin become the Lycra, a race that seemingly appear to be wearing rubber suits over their bodies but actually is another layer of skin growing over their formerly human ones after they are infected with his chromosomes. They worship Chin Chin obsessively, empowering him by sacrificing their own chromosomes. Due to being in the Pantheon and the subsequent rebellion of some Lycra, Chin Chin can’t harvest anymore chromosomes to enhance himself to become as powerful as he was beforehand, due to all of the chromosomes were drained from him. As random as a thing like chromosomes are, they are the building blocks of life and if one thinks of the technicalities of it, many beings who take life-force to power themselves are using chromosomes in a way.
• Had an impersonator pretend to be Filthy Frank while the real one was banished to the infamous realm known as the rice fields. The plot was working for the longest time until the real Frank returned and Fake Filthy Frank was subsequently killed via immolation. Chin Chin is still trying to piece Fake Frank’s ashes back together.
• Chin Chin seem to have some beef with the Peace Lords, multidimensional beings that keep order in the omniverse. Chin Chin may actually be a former Peace Lord himself by one suggestion. Also, the reason why Chin Chin has his eyes closed is due to them being sewn shut to stop his growth from making him stronger. By how powerful he is and the fact that eyes are drawn over his eyelids, it didn’t work from completely stunting his power.
• Despite screaming the same Japanese sentence, everyone could understand Chin Chin perfectly for some reason, as if his words were instantly translated. Though the Japanese deities of the Pantheon get a kick thanks to Chin Chin’s name’s meaning is for them. At the same time though, Chin Chin managed to befriend Mara who is an actual dick. Chin Chin could be seen riding on Mara, screaming at people for an hour before going somewhere else to eat.
• Calls himself a god, taking pride at such a title that questioning his divinity would likely get you thrown to the rice fields. Frank repeatedly says that Chin Chin is no god despite his power.
  • Joined up with the Divine Powers after hearing that they were inviting gods that really need their followers back. Chin Chin was allowed to be a member despite the odd looks he gets thanks to his... everything. They do their best to not be seem with him.
• Made friends with Lord Vyce after realizing both have taken over multiple universes and as evil as they are, won’t wish for certain fates upon others but especially themselves (reality destroyed by the Entity for Vyce and sending people to Jacksonville, Florida). Chin Chin found new threats in the form of Nostalgia Critic and Linkara, hunting them for their chromosomes.
• Found one of Filthy Frank’s closest allies in the Pantheon, Idubbbz to resembles a pretty gay Lycra that Chin Chin knows of. Is enemies with him after once getting arrested by Idubbz once he assumed his Content Cop persona and thought Chin Chin was a child molester.
• Incredible interested in SCP-040, as Chin Chin believes she may be the key to him obtaining unlimited power thanks to her Biomanipulation. Obviously, so many people are not willing to hand a little girl towards this molester-looking freak and built defenses to make sure Chin Chin doesn’t straight up kidnap her.
• Currently seeking to capture Deoxys as the creature is essentially a living chromosome. Deoxys’ existence is enough to make Chin Chin have a gun grow out of his suit if you catch our meaning.
• Drakkon and Palpatine would be more impressed by Chin Chin’s actions if he weren’t such a weirdo. These chromosomes of his remind them of Morphin Gird energy and the Force respectively and wonder if their troops could be enhanced if they were remade into Lycra. Yes, they are willing to deal with the eventual annoyances that would ensue and are positive they could handle it.
• Ended up forming a bit of a rivalry with Sauron, a fellow Evil Overlord. It’s mostly taken seriously on Chin Chin’s side as Sauron doesn’t want to do anything with the piece of shit. Chin Chin doesn’t want to fight Sauron as him lacking chromosomes make him physically less powerful though he could just toss Sauron to another dimension if it came to that.
• Was freaked out upon hearing the name Prometheus, believing it was the same Homunculus that beat Chin Chin to a pulp. Relieved upon realizing that this Prometheus was not the Prometheus Chin Chin fears but is nevertheless enemies thanks to the Titan giving humans free will, an act which makes Chin Chin’s goals a lot harder to achieve thanks to FUCKING ATHEISM.
• Became friends with Chakravaritan over their absorbing of what is essentially the life force of their universes. Chakravaritan isn’t as disturbed on Chin Chin as others, as eons of ruling the universe made him immune to being shocked from anything besides getting punched in the face. Has made enemies with Asura as a result, as Chin Chin is also considering using Mithra to regain his chromosomes through faith.
• Molag Bal and Chin Chin forged a rather Odd Friendship with each other thanks to Chin Chin having corrupted entire race into following him and being connected to so many obscene individuals. Bal is also trying to get on his good side to be allowed to post extreme content such a snuff, rape, pedophilia onto PornHub which Chin Chin supposedly owns.
• Dadga still wonders what the hell Chin Chin is but abhors the black shit for trying to control humans. In response Chin Chin said something rather frowned upon to Celtic god but says it’s okay since he’s kinda black-ish.
  Chin Chin: YOU ARE A BITCH ASS NIGGA MUDAFUCKA
• Due to Chin Chin’s tendency of sending people to other dimensions, Kamen Rider Decade is tasked to bring them back. Tsumasa is rather annoyed with this and wants Chin Chin to be locked up somewhere to make his job less easier.
• Rick has managed to bump into Chin Chin a few times. What happened between them is unknown but now every time Rick sees him, Rick uses every weapon he has on him to kill Chin Chin. All while screaming something in the lines of, “You’ll pay for what you did to President Burrito!” or “Hooker Island was your fault, bastard!” Morty though just went into hiding whenever he showed up, traumatized over one incident involving a robot potato and a sausage.
• Filthy Frank’s quest to defeat Chin Chin has been compared to Naruto’s journey to Hokage quite frequently. Naruto himself was quite disturbed by Chin Chin and refused to offer some chromosomes to him. What Naruto didn’t expect is when Chin Chin rubbed his nipples, he shot a beam from his mouth that took the ninja by surprise. Naruto is still sore about this up until now.
• Saitama and Genos wonder if Chin Chin is related to a certain monster named Black Sperm who is dressed much like Chin Chin. They don’t want to dwell on it considering that thinking of Chin Chin and Sperm... ugh.
• Managed to find another Chin in the Pantheon named... Chin. As both are sadistic men who love making their enemies suffer, they got along pretty well. Just make sure to not confuse them with each other.
• Upon seeing Chin Chin walk on all fours towards several people asking for their chromosomess, Zamasu had taken a leave from the Pantheon for a bit. There, he did a bit of soul searching... well, two souls since he was fused. How can such a... thing be call itself a god and have supernatural powers in the first place. After spending a week—no, two weeks in solitude and watching a cliffside, Zamasu came to realize he can’t just eliminate Chin Chin. He must be kept alive, as a reminder to not only focus on destroying mortals, but to annihilate gods, sentient machinery, and higher beings who call themselves gods.
• “Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo”

Freyr

Freyr, God of Needing Something That Had Been Given Away (Frey, Fricco, Yngvi, God of Peace, Fertility, and Rain, Lord of Alfheim, God of Sunlight and the Elves, God of Summer and Sunshine, God of Plenty, Sunbeam, Flare, Beli's slayer)

• Greater God
• Symbol: His sword
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Gave Away His Sword To Marry Gerðr, Bigger Is Better in Bed, Combo Platter Powers, Light 'em Up, The Power of the Sun, Green Thumb, Weather Manipulation, Fluffy Tamer, Nice Guy, Hunk, Cool Boat, Full-Boar Action, Wields a deer antler
• Domain(s): Spring, Summer, Nature, Rain, Fertility, Swords, Antlers, Elves, Boars, Horses, Sacral Kingship, Battle, Virility, Peace, Prosperity, Sunshine, Fair Weather, Good Harvest
• Heralds: Gerðr (his wife), Fjölnir (his son), Skírnir, Byggvir and Beyla (his servants), Gullinbursti (his boar)
• Special Relationship: Freya (his twin sister), Skaði (his step-mother)
• Allies: Odin, Thor, Tyr, Baldr, Brynhild, Heimdall, Apollo, Ra, Helios, Amaterasu, Madama Khepri, Lor'themar Theron, Tyrion, Teclis, Lord Elrond, Legolas, Gimli, Yrel, Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Harth Stonebrew, Kazuya, Yuka Ayase, Tikal, Tethu, Tethi, Chance the Gardener, The Farmer, Thumbelina, Okkoto-nushi, Babe, Maximus, Spirit, Black Beauty
• Enemies: Surtr, Fenrir, Jörmungandr, Malekith, Asdrubael Vect, Slaanesh, Poison Ivy
• Complicated Relationship: Loki, Hel, Hela, Eldrad Ulthran
• Freyr is the Norse God of Fertility and Peace, among many other things. A member of the Vanir, he is the son of the sea god Njörðr and the twin brother of Freya. He and his sister were exchanged as hostages following the Aesir-Vanir war as part of a truce and ultimately integrated themselves into the Aesir, with Freyr in particular becoming their most renowned member. The gods gave him Alfheimr, the realm of the Elves, as a teething present. He rode the shining dwarf-made boar Gullinbursti and possessed the ship Skíðblaðnir, which always had a favorable breeze and could be folded together and carried in a pouch when it was not being used.
  • One day, Freyr saw the female jötunn Gerðr and became deeply lovesick at the sight of her shimmering beauty. Freyr tasked his messenger Skírnir to woo Gerðr on his behalf. However, Skírnir requested to be given a horse and Freyr's sword, which fights on its own "if wise be he who wields it", in exchange for performing the task, to which Freyr agreed. Gerðr ultimately agreed to meet with Freyr and eventually became his wife.
  • Although deprived of his weapon, Freyr would instead wield a deer antler and even defeat the jötunn Beli with it. However, Freyr is fated to fight the fire jötunn Surtr during the events of Ragnarök and, due to not having his sword, will be killed by him.
• The arrival of Freyr into the Pantheon was heralded by sunny weather and the House of Plants experiencing particularly good growth. He rode on top of his boar Gullinbursti and was greeted by the Aesir, with his sister Freya pulling him into a hug. Freyr was also pleasantly surprised to be reunited with his step-mother Skaði. Despite her unpleasant marriage to his father Njörðr, Freyr and her remain on amicable terms.
• Freyr had a pleasant reunion with the Greek God Apollo, as the two had previously met each other in a Stockholm tavern, during which Apollo came to regard Freyr as being very handsome and was impressed by how his sword wouldn't stop talking. Although some regard them as rivals due to their similar associations with light, Apollo remarked that it would be more accurate to compare Freyr to Priapus, the rustic Greek fertility god, who is the protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.
• As the God of Summer and Sunshine, Freyr can create and control both light and heat, as well as the ability to change the area around himself into summer. As a result, he quickly managed to befriend sun deities such as Ra, Helios, Amaterasu and even Madama Khepri.
• As the God of Peace, Freyr gets along well with people who advocate for it, such has Tikal. She was quite amazed when he demonstrated his power by going to the House of War and expelling a shockwave of energy that caused any in the vicinity with weapons to be disarmed. Freyr explained that he can create and manipulate peace in all forms (both mental and physical), though everyone went back to fighting each other again once he left.
• Being also the God of Rain, he can control when it rains, and open up the clouds to bring sunlight whenever he wants. As such, he quickly befriended other benevolent weather manipulators such as Storm of the X-Men.
• As the Lord of Alfheim, Freyr is the ruler of the Light Elves and is very popular among them. As such, he quickly befriended Elves such as Lor'themar Theron, Tyrion, Teclis, Lord Elrond and Legolas. He's also on good terms with Yrel, though he finds her nature as a Space Elf somewhat confusing.
• Due to his ship and boar being creations of dwarfs, he's on good terms with dwarves such as Gimli, Thorgrim Grudgebearer and Harth Stonebrew. He admires their species' craftsmanship and has regularly visited Harth's Tavern.
• In the SMT Multiverse, Freyr has teamed up with both Kazuya and Yuka Ayase on two seperate occasions, having even served as the latter's Ultimate Persona. As a result, he's still on good terms with both of them in the Pantheon and is willing to help them whenever they ask him.
• As the God of Growth and the Harvest, he can make plants grow or stop growing. This resulted in him getting along with farmers/gardeners like Tethu, Tethi, Chance the Gardener and The Farmer, as well as plant-based beings such as Thumbelina.
• His fondness of boars resulted in him quickly developing a liking towards Okkoto-nushi and Babe. He sympathises with Okkoto due to his past hardships and the two have occasionally been seen alongside Gullinbursti. Additionally, Freyr also has a lesser known association with horses, and is thus fond and protective of them, such as with Maximus, Spirit and Black Beauty.
• Freyr was quite annoyed to discover that Surtr, Fenrir and Jörmungandr were all present in the Pantheon. Aware that they're destined to kill each other during Ragnarök, he and Surtr particularly dislike each since Freyr's warmth, light, growth and vitality is the only thing stopping Surtr from engulfing the nine worlds in flame already, as well as the fact that Freyr's son, Magnus, had once cut off Surtr's nose.
• Freyr quickly came to oppose Dark Elves such as Malekith and Asdrubael Vect. He dislikes Malekith for how he attempted to usurp leadership of the Elves and instigated a conflict between the Elves and Dwarves known as the War of the Beard in an effort to prevent the two races from allying against him. Similarly, he loathes Vect for his absolute depravity and brutal torture methods.
• He was highly disturbed to learn of Slaanesh, the Chaos God who embodies excess and lust. Due to Slaanesh being worshipped by the Norscans of the Warhammer World, they're regarded as something of an Evil Counterpart to Freyr. For their part, Slaanesh has expressed an interest in Freyr, one he obviously doesn't reciprocate.
• He's on adversarial terms with Poison Ivy due to her using her plant abilities in her criminal life, though he's willing to admit that she's right that humans are destroying the ecosystem.
• He's on awkward terms with Loki, Hel and Hela. He was quite reluctant to once again meet up with Loki, given their shared history and Loki's antagonism towards Freyr's son Magnus. However, when he learned of Loki's desire for redemption and heroism, their reunion proved to be a rather friendly one. Similarly, he's unsure of what to make of Loki's daughter Hel and her counterpart Hela. He tends to be on generally friendly terms with them as long as they continue simply running the underworld and not cause any trouble.
• Freyr is also unsure of what to think of Eldrad Ulthran, the Eldar High Farseer. One one hand, Eldrad has dedicated his life to ensuring the survival of Eldar race, but on the other hand, his manipulations to ensure said survival usually cause misfortune to any other species. Eldrad, for his part, is annoyed by Freyr's acceptance of his future death, though he also respects that Freyr at least plans to kill as many giants as he can during that battle before he goes down.

Metron

Metron, God of Cool Chairs (God of Knowledge, Observer)

• Greater God
• Symbol: His Mobius Chair
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: New God of Knowledge, The Spock, Cool Chair with an Omniscient Database, Can Go Through Time With It And Teleport, Surveillance as the Plot Demands, Finds Good and Evil Irrelevant, Playing The Long Game, The Watcher
• Domains: Knowledge, Travel, Time and Space, Divinity, Neutrality
• Interested in: Chiaki Hayasaka, Isamu Nitta and Hikawa, Yaldabaoth
• Allies: The Justice League and the New Gods (occasionally) Stephen, The Three Seekers of Knowledge
• On good terms with: Uatu the Watcher, Lucifer, The Oracle
• Rivals: Tzeentch
• Enemies: Darkseid (though he's not above working with him), The Anti-Monitor, Krona, The Brainspawn, Merged Zamasu, Doctor Manhattan
• Wild Card to: Cosmos and Melkor
• Of the New Gods, Metron is one of the most enigmatic. A god of knowledge, he puts himself apart from the struggle of good and evil that New Genesis and Apokolips embody, searching instead to further enlighten himself. One of the smartest beings in the DC Multiverse, the Mobius Chair allows him to watch and explore along with having one of the greatest databases to exist at his disposal.
• Peaking into some of his fellow New Gods' behavior led him to learn of other multiverses outside the DC Multiverse. He was very happy since as he puts it, the Trope Pantheon is a "nexus point" for said multiverses, giving him the chance to expand his scope of knowledge even further. The various alliances want to take advantage of his Above Good and Evil stance and curiosity to help their own cause.
• States that he's not from New Genesis or Apokolips, though still qualifies as a New God. He's not giving any answers into how that would work. Those in the House of Religion and Faith want to know and don't seem to trust him. Guthix however finds him tolerable so long as he is just a watcher.
• Has sold technology to both the sides of Cosmos and Melkor. He is not too worried about the fallen Valar, considering him "painfully ignorant and childish". Cosmos and Melkor don't like him mainly because he won't commit and has no interest in, as he thinks it, "a small-time game of morality".
• Has also made deals with Lucifer's side, with Lucifer being the only one of the four main alliance leaders who'd bother to hold a conversation with him. He isn't bothering with YHVH because unlike Darkseid the Great Will is disinterested in gaining great knowledge and awareness, and like Darkseid believes in The Evils of Free Will that might prove problematic. The Grand United Alliance of Destruction have even less to offer, and the Grand United Alliance of Machines is too cryptic in his eyes to get much out of yet.
• Is seeking to bring about the Fifth World, a successor to the New Gods' Fourth World. Humanity is the forerunners to this, which is why he cares about what happens to Earth. Interest in humanity's potential is something that he and Lucifer share, which is why he's the one alliance leader Metron seems to get along with. He gets along well more with Stephen since he's better in Metron's eyes and more neutral in bringing this potential of humanity out.
• As Metron believes humanity are the forerunners for the New Gods' replacement, those who embody humanity's aspects have his attention. He is mildly disappointed that Philemon and Nyarlathotep haven't been majorly involved in a while, as it might help with mankind's development. He is keeping an eye on Yaldabaoth (humanity's desire for control), and the Reasons trio for their ability to shape mankind's future.
• Has a cordial relationship with the Three Seekers of Knowledge due to their appreciation for knowledge and wanting more. That desire for knowledge leads to competition with the Admins, who claim that they have the superior database and don't want Metron near it. The God of Knowledge is also one of the few beings powerful and enlightened enough to approach Tzeentch up close and keep his sanity and competes with his own plans.
• Has some respect for the Oracle because of her skill with the long game when it comes to prophesy and humanity. Metron thinks that her aiding mankind in getting back its own freedom and organizing a peace with machines will help his own plans for the Fifth World. He also sees much of himself in Uatu the Watcher.
• Zamasu was initially neutral on Metron until he learned that Metron gave humans fire in the first place. And the Fifth World plan. The mad Kai screamed at Metron for recklessly giving wisdom to the very mortals that'd abuse it and threaten the gods, and wants the Mobius Chair so he can travel anywhere and everywhere and using the massive amount of knowledge the chair to be more efficient in slaughtering mortals. Metron has nothing for contempt towards Zamasu for being such a dangerous combination of ignorance and arrogance.
• While he usually opposes Darkseid, it is mainly because his ambitions would hinder his own ambitions for knowledge. Metron is not afraid to make deals with him. He sees much of Darkseid in Thanos, but much of himself as well since Thanos was partially based on him and is a more philosophical villain than the Lord of Apokolips.
• Sitting on his chair allows one to have access to almost all knowledge in the multiverse. Batman was able to learn who killed his parents (Joe Chill) and who the Joker is (he's three people). A lot of people want Metron's Mobius Chair. The Brainspawn covet the chair as they do all information. Metron had choice words for them:
  Metron: "You covet all knowledge, to the point of ending all existence so no more can emerge. But what do you even plan to do once you succeed? Bask in your wisdom? Feel happy no screeching mind grinds your lobes? Perhaps initially. But you'll have nothing to do with it. No foe to overcome. Nothing to improve or explore. Knowledge is power, but power without something to express it upon is meaningless. You'll be stuck with nothing to do but wish you could still hear the shrill minds of the rest of the universe as the deafening silence gets louder and louder. And you will wish you knew a way to stop it.
• The Mobius Chair apparently used to belong to the Anti-Monitor. Monty wants his chair back. After trying to get that back, Owlman hijacked the chair and took Metron for the ride. Then Doctor Manhattan turned them into a greasy smear, and Metron was irate to learn that his killer was already present in the Pantheon.

Lesser Gods

Baldi

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Baldi, God of Angry Item Tapping (Baldimore)

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• Lesser God
• Symbol: 7 notebooks and a ruler.
• Theme Song: Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
• Alignment: True Neutral. Becomes Lawful Evil if you fail one of his questions.
• Portfolio: Bald of Evil, Black Speech, Death Glare, Evil Teacher, Idiot Hair, Suddenly Shouting, Disguised Horror Story
• Domains: School, Math, Punishment, Pursuing, Creepiness
• Herald: Playtime (one of his school's students)
• Allies: Agatha Trunchbull, Denzel Crocker, The Slenderman
• Rival: Dr. Hax
• Enemies: The Good-Aligned deities from House of School, The Literature Club, The Mann Co. Mercenaries, Erma Williams, Glitchy’s Mario
• Respects: Mario, Tails
• Baldi is a teacher who initially would look like a Cool Teacher, teaching math to his students and watching over them to see if they behave. That is, until someone gets one of his answers wrong, which prompts him to chase after the one who made the mistake and "correct them". Baldi's a bit of an oddball among the pantheon but to some people, he is utterly terrifying.
• He entered one day, nothing about him looked out of the ordinary other than his low polygon appearance. Then he started handing some notebooks to some kids and asking them questions. Then one of them got to a question that was all gibberish but because they were still forced to answer, he wrote a random number in it. That didn't go well since then Baldi started going after the kid who got the question wrong and what happened to him wasn't pretty once Baldi caught up with him.
• Baldi is considered borderline omniscient, he can hear every door in the pantheon and perfectly knows who opened it, so he has an easy time navigating around the pantheon. Unfortunately for his victims, that has proven to be a very scary ability, as he won't stop until you collect all his 7 notebooks and escape the House you are in. There were instances where if the victim didn't collect all 7 notebooks and exit the temple anyway, Baldi would still go after them until the deity either finishes collecting all notebooks or is caught by Baldi. And those who were caught by Baldi had stated that they had a horrible time with him.
• One time he was in charge of giving a math class to the Mann Co. Mercs. It went smoothly until he asked the question that's impossible to answer, that's when the Soldier thought that answering it would be the correct choice but it only made Baldi angry at him and then proceed to smack the soldier with a ruler while everyone else fled. Baldi was later reported by Bowser Jr. (who had video proof) and sent to pantheon jail, last seen alongside Yoshi (who was serving time thanks to some mean tricksters accusing him of committing tax fraud).
  • After serving said sentence and trying to be a bit more patient, he was tasked with giving Mario some simple math lessons. However, due to Mario having a...weird day and actively trying to piss him off, things did not go as smoothly as they could have gone. At least the rampage stopped once Mario got 2 + 3 correctly.
    • It was later brought to his attention that the Mario he was in charge of tutoring was actually another version of the famous plumber, Glitchy’s Mario. As the original Mario was nicer than the other one, even if he didn’t get the messed up final problem right, Baldi decided to spare him, not feeling up for another chase.
  • After this dilemma with the two Marios, he was called in to try and tutor Erma and once again she failed the third unsolvable problem, leading him to try to hit her with his ruler...the key word being tried as Erma snatched the ruler and began smacking him. Deities who had suffered from his questions got a good laugh seeing the tables turned, and Baldi learned that some deities may be better off with other ways to improve their grade.
• Some people had to call out Baldi for basically forcing his students into getting a question wrong, as if he deliberately vandalized the notebooks so he would be able to chase after the poor sod who decides to take his questions. Even the best of the best students can seem to decipher the third question of each notebook and other teachers are appalled at how he seemingly kills students for making a small mistake.
• The Houses of Craft and Technology decided to fix the broken questions in the "You Can Think Pad" but the code for each is completely broken, not helped by Baldi freaking out that someone stole his pads and tried to fix it because to him they are already perfect.
• While he is looked down by other deities in the House of School, he is on better terms with both Denzel Crocker and Agatha Trunchbull, notable for being quite the nasty teachers themselves. Then there is also the fact that Baldi seems to respect Seymour Skinner for reminding him of the Principal of the Thing, even if Seymour doesn't return the sentiment.
• Deities have compared Baldi's source game to that of the Doki Doki Literature Club! being both school settings that pretend to be something else and turning out to be another thing entirely. The girls have heard of Baldi and decided to avoid him but unfortunately they ran into him in a chance meeting in the house of school and Baldi greeted them as usual like he does other students. Then he handed them over his notebooks and they couldn't leave until they answered all the questions. At that point, Monika, feeling guilty for what she did in the past, decided to answer the broken questions and enable the other three to escape as a way to earn their forgiveness. What happened between her and Baldi is unknown but some say she managed to escape him and after that incident Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri have been much more tolerant and kind to Monika.
• The strangest thing about Baldi is that he is allies with the Slenderman, possible for being an entity that stalks people who decide to go looking for seven elements scattered in a place just like Baldi does with his notebooks. This would imply that Baldi isn't even human at all, but he remains a mystery to everyone about what he truly is. The two even engaged in a rap battle.
• It is said that the one that can rival Baldi in persistence is Dr. Hax since they won't stop until punishing those who have angered them. Hax on his part doesn't like Baldi very much, while he is no cheater (Unless you are one of those who think he vandalized the notebooks on purpose) he isn't a saint either and the fact that he seemingly goes after anyone who makes a very simple mistake is something he doesn't tolerate.
• As Bowser discovered, destroying a notebook will still set off Baldi.
• Out of every deity in the Pantheon, Tails is the only one so far who's been able to answer the unanswerable third question correctly.

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Commander Rourke

Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke, God of Plot-Based Photograph Obfuscation (Commander Rourke)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: A piece of Atlantis crystal
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Hidden Villain, Evil All Along, Wants As Much Money As He Can Get Even If It's A Bad Idea, Jovial Persona To Hide The Sociopath Within, Nothing Personal, Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor, Kicking Ass At 54 Years Old, Not A Mercenary But An "Adventure Capitalist", Only in It for the Money, Plot-Based Photograph Obfuscation, Becoming A Monstrous Crystal Being, Shred Into Dust By A Propeller
• Domains: Robbery, Riches, Greed, Plundering, Adventure Capitalism
• Allies: Colonel Quaritch, Hunter J, Black Manta, Mr Burns, Looten Plunder, Fred C Dobbs, Sundowner, Felix
• Rivals: Fafnir (one-sided), Wario
• Enemies: Milo Thatch, Arthur Curry, Dartz and any deity from Atlantis, King Triton, Ariel, Marty McFly, Diancie, Jake Sully, Neytiri, Smaug, Cael Cynder, Nibbler, The League of Explorers, Lara Croft, Larry Daley, Indiana Jones
• Opposed by: Those from ancient or lost cultures
• Lyle Tiberius Rourke was the leader of the expedition Milo Thatch was part of to Atlantis, having being involved with his grandfather prior. Initially coming off as a friendly team leader, the truth was a lot darker; Commander Rourke is a tomb-robbing mercenary who wants the riches of Atlantis at any cost, even if it means stealing their vital crystal, the Heart of Atlantis. Despite being told of its value, he planned to double the price in spite of knowing it will condemn Atlantis to extinction. Motivated by pure greed, he proves one of the most cutthroat of Disney villains.
• Considered a tomb-robbing mercenary, but he prefers the term "adventure capitalist". His greed is so great it would end up getting him killed. Now that he's returned in the Trope Pantheon, Rourke hopes to invade other versions of Atlantis for money. He seems interested in the power of the orichalcos, and as kings of Atlantis both Dartz and Aquaman vehemently oppose him.
• Milo Thatch was rightfully enraged to learn that Rourke has come back from the dead in the pantheon, though Rourke merely responded with "nothing personal" due to his apathy towards other human beings. Though there's certainly a sore spot he has for him, given he takes umbridge with Marty McFly as he sounds just like Milo. Plus he's interested in stealing the Delorean time machine in hopes of pulling a "Grey Sports Almanac" himself.
• Despite his age, he has no problem fighting and seems to be fond of the House of War. His father was a casualty in the Civil War, and he probably planned to sell off the Heart of Atlantis to the Kaiser to profit from World War 1. He respects Sundowner for how he's able to profit through war, and the two have started many business deals. Another business partner is Black Manta, who's hatred of Aquaman leads him to approve of what he tried to do to Atlantis.
• Good friends with Colonel Quaritch, as the two are gruff, militaristic evil mentors seeking their own Unobtanium at the cost of the natives. Quaritch has more reason than just greed since Earth needs a new power source, but they are still very much alike. As a result he has a sore spot for Jake Sully for siding with the natives like Milo did with the Atlanteans.
• Seen as an enemy by all honest explorers and archaeologists, such as Lara Croft and the League of Explorers. They really don't appreciate that he'd throw an entire civilization under the bus for extra cash. Nor does Larry Daley due to being interested in the magic tablet, and not caring that the figures at the museum need to be alive. And while Smaug is no saint, he doesn't appreciate anyone trying to steal his valuables, much less an upstart Texan mercenary.
• More unscrupulous figures in the House of Commerce have hired Rourke to plunder relics for them, usually of the Unobtanium variety. For this, he has been harassing Cael Cynder and Nibbler. Sometimes he works with Hunter J, as the two are incredibly cold people who target rare things at the expense of lives(the Heart of Atlantis/rare Pokemon) and disposing their minions when not needed. They may turn on each other when it's useful, but hey, nothing's personal for the two.
• Competes with Wario in the field of "adventure capitalism", and Fafnir with gold and greed. He sees to have some fondness towards Fred C Dobbs, as like him he died because of his own greed.
• Shortly before he shed his mortal coil, a piece of Atlantean crystal turned him into a humanoid crystal monster. It didn't help him in the long run, and his now crystal state caused him to shatter into a million pieces being caught in the propeller. There seems to be some lasting trauma as he's nervous around any crystal-based deity. Doesn't even bother dealing with the Crystal Gems. He does at least feel confidant going after Diancie, wanting an endless supply of diamonds from her.

Perseus

Perseus, God of Those Who Were Given Gifts by the Gods (Prototype Rider)

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• Lesser God (Intermediate God as Prototype Rider)
• Symbol: Medusa's Head
• Theme Song: Perseus
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Going Berserk When Messing with His Mother, Rescuing His Mother and Wife, Guile Hero, Nice Guy, Chosen by the Gods, Momma's Boy,
• Domains: Heroes, Royalty, Family
• Allies: Hercules, Odysseus, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Clark Kent, Peter Parker, Zuko, Ichigo Kurosaki, Alex Mason
• Enemies: Medusa, Kraken, Kratos, Ares, Both Hades, Scylla
• Opposed by: Rider/Medusa
• Oppose: The Greek Gods, any sea monsters, King Kong
• Perseus, the hero who slayed Medusa. He was able to accomplish this feat with his wits and the gifts bestowed to him by the Gods. Those gifts consisted of an adamantine sword (Zeus), the Cloak of Invisibility (Hades), a pair of winged sandals (Hermes), and a bronze shield (Athena). He was also given a knapsack to contain Medusa's head.
  • There's a bit of a dispute on Perseus' gift and how they were use or even what they look like. Some believe that his sword was actually harpe (sickle). Others have said that he never use his shield to deflect Medusa's gaze but used it as a sort of sonar/radar to detect her movements. They also said that his kibisis (knapsack) was special and was some kind of sealing device. It could also conjure up a literal mirror world and that it was use to reflect Medusa's gaze. Even his cloak has been said to be either a helmet or a mask.
  • Perseus also owns another gift from the gods; the Lightning Sword which came from his father, Zeus. It can channels Perseus' latent lightning abilities.
• When Perseus ascended to the pantheon, the already ascended Gorgons had very different opinions on him, both not positive. For Medusa, there's nothing but absolutely hatred and she would gladly turn him into stone if she had the chance. For Rider, she sees him as nothing more then a brat. She went as far as calling him a "successful Shinji Matou". Also, both of the Gorgons didn't like that he named his daughter after their slaying.
  • On a related note, Perseus does own his own Medusa's head. For some strange reason, his has the face of Rider but with regular snake hair. There is talks about him donating it to The Great Treasury.
  • After researching further about this 'Shinji Matou', Perseus was... not that impressed. He admitted that maybe before the slaying of his Medusa, he might not fit the 'hero' creds, but afterwards, he learned on how to be a genuine hero and actually became one. This was why he was able to manifest as his own Rider form and bids his time in the Throne of Heroes in case a certain Chaldea wants his help. Beforehand, he has fought with Arthur Pendragon over the fate of someone he considered almost equal to his wife Andromeda; the boy called Aro Isemi. The next time the issue was brought up, he has prepared a reply: "You should try meeting this hero called Jason."
  • With that, he also became rather unnerved that he became not so different from that Medusa, since she also had someone she absolutely cared; Sakura Matou. And she seemed to adopt a 'kill-on-sight' policy on him. Perseus would defend himself when necessary, but if by some reason Medusa decided to play dirty and then target Aro or Andromeda... hoo boy. Perseus would consider dropping the heroic act and going on offensive.
  • They also tend to argue who gets to ride the Bellerophon pegasus.
• While the exploits of some Greek Heroes haven't age well to modern viewers, some have viewed Perseus' as being heroic. The reason why he even hunted Medusa was because he didn't want his mom to marry an evil King. Not only that, when he saw Andromeda, his future wife, about to be eaten by a sea monster, he used Medusa's head to turn it to stone. And afterwards, he chewed out her parents for even letting her be chained up and made a sacrifice.
  • Perseus is also a rarity in that he was Happily Married to his wife until their death. Many were surprise considering how many Greek Heroes fool around when they were married. He actually found camaraderie with Odysseus who also loved his wife and wanting nothing more then be reunited with her.
• Even though Perseus was given gifts by the gods to help in his quest, lately, Perseus has started to lose faith in the Greek Gods and see them as the jerks they are. This lost faith was most likely the result of battling his brother Ares and uncle Hades.
  • He is, however, close to his fellow demigods family. They include his half brother and great grandson Hercules who also saw the errors in the gods. He is also close to his "cousin" Percy Jackson and was honored that the modern demigod was named after him. He also found it funny that when the two speak Japanese, they sort of sound the same.
• As a slayer of a sea monster, Perseus is very cautious around the ones found in the Pantheon. This is especially true for the Kraken who he did face. He was perplexed at its appearance of a giant squid since the one he fought looked quite different and fearsome.
• An alternate version of Perseus once fought against Kratos for the right to see the Fates so he could save Andromeda. Many have theorized that the reason why she died was because there was no Medusa to take her head since Kratos already had it. Either way, this Perseus isn't so keen on the Ghost of Sparta.
• While a great hero, Perseus is foremost a Momma's Boy. Though, it's not good to use it as a insult. He did use Medusa's Head on Polydectes, the king who tried to force himself on Danae, Perseus' mother.
  • He found other deities who are very protective of their mothers. They include Superman, Spider-Man, Zuko and Ichigo Kurosaki.
• Just like Rider, Perseus owns his own version of Bellerophon, a reign that can be used on nearly any phantasm beast. And just like Rider's, he used it to command his own version of Pegasus. Which is funny since the Pegasus is Medusa's child.
• Owns a mechanical owl name Bubo whose appearance is base on Athena's own owl. There are some who consider it an annoyance despite it being essential to Perseus succeeding in his quest.
• Became close friends with Harry Potter since both were given gifts to help in their adventures. Harry even owns his own Cloak of Invisibility.
• Was at first weirded out when he first met Alex Mason. That's because not only did he sounded like Perseus, he even looked a bit like him as well. After getting to know him, however, that weirdness has lessen and the two have become allies.
• Is not so keen on King Kong. Might be because Perseus was reminded of a bit of the sea beast that attacked Andromeda.

Quasideities

Angela Sheehan

Angela Sheehan, Goddess of Companion Cubes

• Quasideity
• Symbol: Her local church's Baby Jesus statue
• Theme Songs: Angela's Song by Dolores O'Riordan, A Place in Your Heart by Lucy O'Connell and Brendan Mullins (Reprisal by Allie Sherlock)
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Keeps a Stolen Baby Jesus Statue for one Christmas Eve and Interacts with it as if it's a Real Person, Feisty and Determined in her Goals, Redheaded and Impulsive yet Ultimately Compassionate, Plucky Girl, Youthful Freckles, Wants to Ensure Everyone she Cares About is Happy for Christmas, Adorably Precocious Child, Father Abandoned her and her Family to go to Australia but Reunites and Reconciles with her Five Years Later after making a Christmas Wish
• Domains: Christmas, Belief, Children, Family, Compassion
• High Priest: Chuck Noland
• Heralds: Her Mother and Father, Tom and Pat (her older brothers), Aggie (her younger sister), Dorothy and her Parents, Mrs. Blake, Father Creagh, Mr. McGinty, and most of the Population of Limerick she's Encountered.
• Allies: Santa Claus, Nicholas Saint North, Mrs. Claus, Gin, Hana, Miyuki, Eve Santaclaus, Hijiri Mochizuki, Jack Skellington, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Jack Frost, Toothiana, Bunnymund, Gon Freecss, Littlefoot, Bron, Yui Hirasawa, Hallie Parker, Annie James, George Bailey, Rango, Annie, Pollyanna Whittier
• On Good Terms With: Ebenezer Scrooge, The Ghosts of Christmas, The Grinch, Kevin McCallister
• Opposes: Robot Santa Claus, SCP-4666, Damien Thorn
• Avoids: The Weeping Angels
• In the city of Limerick, Ireland in 1914, there resided a family of five known as the Sheehans, consisting of a mother and her four children; Tom, Pat, Angela, and Aggie, with each of them having a usual close and loving, if a little bratty relationship with one another, especially when it came to Angela and Pat. One night on Christmas Eve, the Sheehans attended a local church sermon where Angela happened to catch a glimpse of a naked Baby Jesus statue. Seeing how it was cold and the statue wasn't wearing any clothing, which she took to see the statue as feeling cold and fragile, Angela took to convincing her mother that she missed something in the church and proceeded to steal the Baby Jesus statue without anyone noticing, albeit with a broken button from her trenchcoat. Whilst returning home, Angela decided to have a conversation with the statue on a number of occasions, mumbling about how once they're back, she'll keep him warm and cozy before returning him back to the church the day after. Although she returned safely, albeit with the statue having noticeable damage to the skull via a throw, she was caught by Pat, who insisted on forcing Angela to give the statue back, though their mother decided to put them into solace by narrating the day Angela was born. The family then decided to return the Baby Jesus statue together, although they were caught by Father Creagh, who was willing to punish Angela by imprisonment, only to be stopped and reasoned by a guard, whom Angela befriended earlier, stating that it wouldn't be right to take a child away from their family. These turn of events were what allowed Angela to safely return the statue and keep on good terms with the church and the local community.
  • A year later, Angela and Pat overhear their mother planning a surprise Christmas gift, which inspired them to do the same thing via finding and reuniting with their father, who had gone to Australia five years ago and bringing him back to Ireland. They initially considered digging through the ground and boarding a train to Australia, though, along the way, they encountered a girl named Dorothy, who was willing to tag along with the siblings so that they could board a ship ride to where they presumed their father was, under the deal that medical help can also be provided to Mr. McGinty's who was due to give birth. Unfortunately, they were unable to make it in time and returned empty-handed. When their mother decided to have her children recite their Christmas wishes, it was there where her surprise gift was revealed; to have their father turn up and reveal he had already made it back, resulting in a heartfelt reunion between a father and his separated family. With this, they were able to make a negotiation with Dorothy's parents about helping out Mr. McGinty, which turned out to be successful as by the end of it all, everyone was happy and fulfilled on Christmas Day.
• Angela's Christmas story was a recently well-documented one in the Pantheon and many came to see her as one of the best children to embody and represent the Christmas spirit generally, with a general consensus that she would be a welcomed individual to be allowed into the Pantheon. Even if her actions hadn't occurred, she still would have ended up in Santa Claus's "Nice" list, though he was adamant in believing that Angela had more than proven herself to earn his attention and approval. Making a deal with Cosmos and the Court of the Gods, Santa prepared a collection of gifts to the Sheehan family, with the best one reserved for Angela. Although a little late, considering it was a late gift for Boxing Day 1915, the Sheehans were generally happy with what they got. The best gift, which Angela took to seeing soon after its delivery, came in two letters; one was a personal message from Santa Claus himself praising the girl for her acts and compassion, which made her and her siblings overjoyed about the fact that Santa really existed. The second letter was a bit confusing to Angela, especially reading about how she was now to take part in a new world called the Trope Pantheons as a representative, with her family and friends being included as heralds. Glad to see that they're still together, Angela's parents encouraged their daughter to go ahead and make them proud. Since then, Angela has been happy with the fact that she's been given an opportunity to visit and explore a whole new world with her loved ones.
• Angela is a girl of a relatively simplistic upbringing and household, so the idea of the Pantheon felt incredibly fantastical to her, even compared to a lot of other ordinary figures who came along as deities. She was initially skeptical over much of what the Pantheon really offered and because she was an occupant in a different House, this meant that outside of her own personal domain, Angela had to commute to other Houses to visit special events of interest, something that, because of her precocious age and thinking, worries her considerably as her parents warned her that she would be stepping into a place that she's wholly unfamiliar with. On an additional note, even the company of her siblings might not be enough as they're just as defenseless as her if they ever were to venture unsupervised. Luckily for the family, Angela kept up an optimistic front and assured herself and her loved ones that they'll find new friends and have a great time, given that nearly everyone in the Pantheon somehow managed to find new companions from what she's heard.
• One of the first places to catch Angela's attention was the House of Celebration, given that this was where Santa Claus would be in the Pantheon as well as the fact that this would be the usual central spot where Christmas would be celebrated in this new realm. Since some time had passed since their first meeting, Angela, at first, was yet to see the full spectacle of a Pantheonic Christmas Eve and Day, but she was surprised to learn that the place was a lot more whimsical and exciting than she ever imagined to be, no thanks to the noticeable presence of Christmas Elves and reindeers that trotted around the House during snowtime. Alongside Santa, Angela also came to learn about a few other Christmas figures, such as Nicholas Saint North, and quickly got along with him as Nicholas was endeared by the girl's sweet nature and has made a point about visiting her presence every so often to provide aid and support for her family. She was also a bit surprised to see that Santa had a wife, the aptly named Mrs. Claus, who proved herself to be just as hospitable as her husband in welcoming Angela into her company.
  • She quickly came to meet and befriend the formerly neglected deer, Rudolph, simply for having a bright, red nose, something Angela and Pat saw as odd, yet neat-looking from their point of view. They did offer their condolences towards him for his rough childhood but were happy to see that not only has he earned respect and appreciation but he's also come to become a prized mount for Santa himself. Rudolph saw Angela as someone he found as a great person to hang out with, though he also viewed Pat as a bit annoying due to his insistence to let Rudolph fly with them. That said, he does respect Pat for being protective of his younger sister and for having a good heart, enough for him to be in Santa's "Nice List" and he will fulfill Pat's desire of flying with Santa and Rudolph on one Christmas in the Pantheon.
• She's a firm believer in miracles occurring at Christmas and speculates that the Pantheon would be sure to have one of the most wonderful moments during the latter days of Christmas, as well as moments of blessings and comfort provided to the unfortunate and the needy. Angela's thoughts are justified by the stories of Gin, Hana, and Miyuki, a trio of homeless bums who found a newborn girl in the trash whilst rummaging for food scraps and decided to work on bringing the girl back to her family thanks to some strokes of Christmas luck, and the famous story of George Bailey, who after seeing a vision of how life would go on in his home of Bedford Falls without his presence, took it upon himself to fix the misfortunes of his loved ones and inspire his community info becoming more optimistic despite being oppressed by a selfish bank owner, though not without George making some personal sacrifices. These two stories proved to be quite captivating for Angela to hear, and they, in turn, liked her experience regarding the Baby Jesus statue and searching for her father. Gin, Hana, and Miyuki are open to allowing Angela to tag along and they would like to give her a glimpse of Tokyo at some point, while George sees the girl as a good example of a believer in Christmas due to Angela's optimistic nature and her need of trying to help out others in need, which is how she became well-favored by the four of them.
• While generally beloved and respected towards Christmas-centered deities, Angela did come to quickly dislike two figures, and as it turns out, both of them are twisted, demented versions of Santa Claus. One of those was a robot whose mindset was warped to such an extent where it began to see everybody as being in Santa's "Naughty List", and with very very exceptions, this meant that he was to run around the Pantheon and gun down anyone he comes across as being "naughty", which Angela was, unfortunately, a part of. And then there was the mysterious anomaly known only as SCP-4666, who arrives on the ending days of December, Christmas included, and up until the first two days of January with the sole intent of killing families and kidnapping kids to work in factories in harsh labor and creating gifts in some of the most grotesque manners possible (as well as eating kids solely for sick kicks). Their background information was more than enough to give Angela and her family nightmares about them, though their new friends have made a point to comfort and look after them as well as making as many attempts to make sure Robot Santa Claus and SCP-4666 don't cause any more misery towards others in what is meant to be a joyous, festive day. Even so, Angela tends to stay wary during Christmas time, especially because of these two twisted Santas.
• Another place that Angela took an interest in was the House of Religion and Faith, considering that she and her family were Christians and that the House was an open place in regards to accepting visitors who come to pray and take their vows based on their beliefs. Over there, it seems as if Angela is quite a popular figure there as her story with the Baby Jesus statue has been a story that's been told multiple times even before she ascended into the Pantheon. She has expressed a sort of happiness to learn that her tale has touched the hearts of many, though she doesn't want to overthink things too much either. It turns out that the House of Religion and Faith had, out of respect for Angela, crafted their own Baby Jesus statue at a specific spot where people could visit and pay their regards to. Much like the one in Limerick, Angela often commutes there to also talk to the House's Baby Jesus statue and talk about her experiences in the Pantheon as well as desiring to bring along the statue from her domain so, in her own words, the two can meet up and be friends. She chuckled a bit when she saw that the House's Baby Jesus statue had an elfish red and green sweater wrapped around it, thinking that it did make the statue look a little funny with how the Baby Jesus looks like an elf.
• Angela became aware that there were a few figures who were related to Christmas that weren't exactly the nicest people, and initially tried to be careful with them. Even so, she wound up meeting them by chance, and from there, Angela realized that they used to be mean, but due to the influence of Christmas, have since strived to become better individuals than before. One such figure was Ebenezer Scrooge and Angela ended up reading his tale prematurely during her early days in the Pantheon. It took a while before she realized that he had a miserable experience in his childhood and was glad to see that he turned his life around by becoming a more charitable man. What Scrooge would have initially seen as a pesky brat instead wound up to be one of the best people in the Pantheon he could hang out with as Angela proved herself to be polite and charitable and even asked if she can provide some help for Scrooge during moments of charity. They've since kept on good terms with each other and Angela has been one of his most frequent visitors in the Pantheon, proving to be a helpful duo when it comes to helping others out of a desire to represent the Christmas Spirit.
  • On a similar note, she also learned and reached out to The Grinch, whose reasons for formerly hating Christmas wildly varied, though regardless, he wound up taking his past experiences more negatively than Scrooge did and tried to make an attempt at "stealing" Christmas. He did this by dressing up as Santa Claus and stealing every gift he could find. He succeeded, but the sight of seeing the Who family celebrate anyway caused him to have a change of heart and return the gifts, which made him welcomed by the Whos. Angela's optimistic and compassionate nature reminded The Grinch of Cindy Lou, which naturally made him endeared to her. Angela was initially skeptical of meeting up with him but quickly came to appreciate his genuine attempts at being a better individual than before. The Grinch himself was touched by Angela's story of the Baby Jesus statue and being reunited with her father, and generally allows her into his domain so that she and Pat can have some fun together, alongside playing along with his pet dog, Max. The Grinch is planning something for Christmas and he intends to invite Angela and Pat along, though he's been quite slow on what to exactly do with it.
• Given her attachment to her family, Angela takes frequent visits to the House of Family and Relatives as it's proven itself to be among the safest Houses to visit in the Pantheon and that many there are more than welcome to accept new families, or at least individuals with strong ties to the concept, into their social circle. Of course, Pat had to rush things, much to Angela's dismay, running around and being over-excited about what the place had to offer, with Angela having to tell Pat to knock it off or else people would start to see them as pestering. Even so, there were more concerns regarding their father, as he had once left them to go to Australia to provide for himself and his family. While the full details remain disclosed only to Angela's father and a few others, most of the House is at least willing to accept that he did eventually come back on one Christmas Eve and that ever since then, he's been a recurring presence to Angela since. He's encouraged his daughter and son to give it a shot by singing a song for the audience, just like they did once in a pub. It took Angela and Pat a bit more motivation to sing, now that they had to do it towards a larger crowd. It proved lovely enough for the crowd to state that they should give the House of Musicality a try, and while Angela is eager to try it out, she's also a bit afraid, considering that she would have to perform towards an even larger crowd. Fortunately, her family and friends are doing their best to motivate her.
  • Speaking of the House of Musicality, Angela's strong association with Christmas quickly led to her catching the attention of a pair of Idol Singers, Eve Santaclaus, and Hijiri Mochizuki, who also had close ties to the winter festivity, given that most of their musical discography and their interests align with Christmas. The two singers were touched by Angela's story and they easily befriended the girl. Angela, on the other hand, was interested to learn about Eve and Hijiri's profession, given that she came from a setting where pop music, let alone Music Idols were yet to exist and she invited Dorothy for that matter. The two girls were soon interested and came to enjoy Eve and Hijiri's music after a few listens and since then, they've made a point to support their career in the Pantheon. The fact that Angela, as well as Pat, having a lovely singing voice didn't go unnoticed for Eve and Hijiri either and has expressed a desire for them to tag along for what can be described as a "duo duet", as awkward as it sounds. Angela and Pat are open to the idea, though Eve and Hijiri have stated that their job is actually a lot more intimidating than it looks and they are open to not doing it in case they feel stressed. Even so, the siblings make up for it by participating in a few singing lessons and karaoke with Eve and Hijiri.
• While she has a strong association with families, this also correlates to the lack of a parental figure, or in Angela's case, fathers. Interestingly, this was a case since infancy as on the day she was born, Angela's father was arrested for trying to steal coal, and his motivation was because we wanted to provide warmth and comfort during the day his daughter was born. Of course, she's happy to be reunited with him ala a Christmas Miracle, but that doesn't stop Angela from encountering some individuals who've been through a similar situation. One such example was Gon Freecss, a boy who once wanted to become a Hunter, just like his father, Ging, and as a way to reunite with him after aging had left him to be raised by relatives. Needless to say, Angela was saddened to learn that upon their reunion, they didn't get along so well and she was disappointed by Ging's aloof and selfish nature. Even so, Gon states that it was alright, given that he and Going eventually made up for their distanced relationship and he and Angela quickly became friends as he was an excitable boy who tends to find ways to have fun with whatever company he's with during his free time and it helped that he and Angela could relate on something regarding family matters. He's happy to see that she and her dad are on good terms, and Angela finds Gin's way of thinking to be strange, yet quirky and interesting to observe.
  • She also connected with the Apatosaurs, Littlefoot and Bron, though the circumstances of their separation and their initially estranged relationship as father and son was a lot bleaker than Angela had imagined as Bron was away collecting food when Littlefoot was born and by the time he returned, their home was already destroyed by an Earthshake and he assumed Littlefoot died. Thankfully, when the two finally met, they didn't start off hating each other and they learned to bond and be thankful to each other for keeping in support. Angela found their story to be quite cute, if a little scary, considering just how much Littlefoot and Bron went through. Being unaware of what dinosaurs were, Littlefoot was open to introducing Angela to them generally and acts as a personal guide to specific types of dinosaurs whenever the two hang out. As usual, Pat is very open to getting himself invited and learning more about what Littlefoot has to offer. Though, amusingly, Angela realized that she and Pat could just visit a library in the House of Knowledge if they wanted to learn about dinosaurs generally, though the two did admit that it's a more fun learning experience when out in the wild, as dangerous as it is.
  • Hallie Parker and Annie James had to deal with living with only one parent and being unaware of the fact that they were twins for a good part of their childhood. Once they discovered their other parentage as well as their divorce, they worked on a plan to get their parents reunited and eventually came off successful. Their tale was an interesting one for Angela as they relied on using their similar appearances and quirks of one another to impersonate each other, and Angela found that quite amusing, figuring how it would feel like if she had a twin. Nevertheless, Hallie and Annie respected Angela's determined nature and were generally happy to hear that she would get back together with her father as well during Christmas Eve. Furthering this, they quickly got to get along and play with each other, with Angela being considerate to invite Tom, Pat, Aggie, and Dorothy to join along with Hallie and Annie whenever they're together, with permission from parents of course.
• While many would think the idea of having regular conversations and treating an inanimate object would be seen as bizarre, a lot of people have had a heartwarming tale based on it, and a few were even in the Pantheon, before Angela's ascension. Being an eager child, she was open to making new friends and her talent in singing and visits to the House of Musicality bought her to Yui Hirasawa of Houkago Tea Time. It's here where Angela was first introduced to the idea of electric guitars and louder forms of music like Pop and Rock, but what caught Angela's attention was how Yui treated her Gibson Les Paul, whom she calls Giita like it's a person. Angela giggled at the fact, seeing how it was quite similar to her time with the Baby Jesus, and from there, she and Yui quickly got along, with the latter getting to appreciate the former's singing voice and encouraging her to meet the rest of Yui's band. Unfortunately, Angela isn't old enough to be having tea, which Houkago tend to have a lot in their spare time, though Yui being a Sweet Tooth means she has an alternative in getting Angela to try out a bunch of sweets anytime they hang out. So far, it's worked quite well for Angela and Pat.
• She also found a strange friendship with a chameleon called Rango, although their first interaction did startle Angela, given that she wasn't exactly familiar with what exactly was a chameleon. Even so, Rango was quick to clear out any misconception of himself being a monster and treated the girl fairly. Their friendship began when Angela told Rango about her story with the Baby Jesus statue, which intrigued Rango to the extent where he took her and Pat to his personal domain and revealed that he, too, has a collection of toys, a fake palm tree, and a dead bug, whom he saw as fellow actors and friends. The dead bug creeped out Angela and Pat somewhat, which did upset Rango, after which Angela politely apologized if she had hurt him. It was here where Rango expressed his desires to perform on stage as well as desiring friends as he tended to spend much of his time alone. This only made Angela strongly consider being friends and telling him that they could have fun together, words which Rango openly accepted as he periodically saw the girl as nice company, and her sweet nature helped to ease his own mind. He'll often have Angela and Pat reenact in his stage plays and performances, which the siblings have been enjoying ever since.
• Her story regarding the Baby Jesus statue may be popular for those who enjoy Christmas tales, though this has gotten a few to recommend Angela to try out finding and interacting with other sorts of statues in the Pantheon. She found the suggestion rather weird, not to mention her own interactions with the Baby Jesus statue were mainly centered on her empathy and Christian faith. She was, however, given one offer to see if she can meet with the Weeping Angels, claiming that they're structures to represent loss and tragedy. Angela felt very skeptical about this, despite Pat's insistence on visiting them. It turned out to be the right call on Angela's part as she realized that the Weeping Angels weren't just statues, but living Humanoid Abominations who have a taste for humans and attack when unseen, posing as crying statues to disarm and catch their victims off-guard. This information startled Angela and her family and friends quite a lot, especially for Pat as he was once open to wanting to see them. At the very least, she's been making an active effort to not have an unlikely encounter with the Weeping Angels with her newfound knowledge of them.

Annie (Little Orphan Annie)

Annie, Divine Wielder of Significant Orphan Lockets (Little Orphan Annie, Annie Warbucks)

• Quasideity
• Symbol: Her locket
• Theme Song: Tomorrow
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Fiery Redhead yet Heartwarming Orphan to her fellow orphans, Plucky Girl, Wise Beyond Their Years, The Pollyanna, ultimately Wealthy Ever After
• Domains: Chaos, Good, Repose, Family
• Herald: Sandy (her dog), Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks (her adopted father), and all her friend at the orphanage.
• Allies: Dorothy Gale, Pollyanna Whittier, Madeline, Anne Shirley, Sara Crewe, Richie Rich, Josiah Bartlet, The Baudelaire Orphans, Jake the Dog
• Enemies: Eliza and Neil Reagan, Biff, Count Olaf
• Opposes: The Child Abuse Supporters, Robot Chicken
• Opposed by: Eric Cartman
• Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in an orphanage. The most prominent thing about her was one half of a locket that she owed in the hopes that her parents may come to pick her up. She may have never seen her parents, but her determination owned her a spot in the Pantheon. Oddly enough, it's not nearly as shiny as her home as a mortal, mixing it with items from her time as an orphanage.
• Oliver Warbucks declined to stay with her full time, opting to help run both her temple and his own mansion in his world. Thus, the role of herald befell on her trusted dog Sandy. It went off to a rocky start, calling Sandy a "dumb dog" when he wouldn't stop following her. But she took a liking to the dog and kept him as her own. Jake appreciated her generosity and gave her a free ride through the land of Ooo.
• One of the most famous Plucky Girls in the Pantheon. Dorothy welcomed her into the Pantheon. Their dogs Toto and Sandy also enjoyed the new company. Annie found the concept of Oz to be fascinating and plans to visit the place one day.
• It appears that little girls with dogs are quite popular these days, as she found another one in the name of Madeline. The two share a spunky attitude as well as a love of living things. Both were fascinated with the others' cities and wanted to know more about them.
• No one is as optimistic as Pollyanna, and even she was impressed with the redhead's determination. Despite never meeting her parents, she maintains hope that they may find her some day.
• She may be a Quasideity, but don't think she frightens too easily. She once fended off a bunch of boys all by herself.
• Starting out as a Comic Strip, she has later appeared as a play and even a few movies. While the first one was rather successful, the latest one wasn't nearly as successful. She remains positive that she will have another go at the big screen someday.
• When she seeks out advice on how to become a more respectable young lady, she turns to Anne Shirley. It helps that Anne herself had to work hard to become the Spirited Young Lady she had become. While Nova Scotia is a completely different environment from New York City, Annie saw fellow redhead to be as relateable.
• Has a sizable fanbase in the House of Commerce. Sara Crewe gave the orphan a beautiful dress for Annie to wear in parties. Meanwhile, Richie Rich offered a few contractions for her use. The latter had to come by later to work on the kinks when they went out of hand, but Annie enjoyed them by the same.
  • Not everyone there is willing to accept her presence. The Reagan siblings were quick to belittle Annie for her upbringing. What they didn't account for was the redhead's purchase to get her hands dirty. The two had to run for dear life when she charged up towards them.
• Cartman saw Annie as the perfect person to fight. Ranked two positions higher than her, he thought that it would be a piece of cake for him. Instead Annie defeated him with ease, mirroring his fight with Wendy. This time, Cartman didn't care that he lost, knowing no one would think any less of him for losing.
• It is obvious that she would not be a fan of The Child Abuse Supporters in general. While they don't have an Evil Orphanage Lady in their ranks, there are plenty of bad caretakers in that house. She's especially vindictive of Lady Tremaine and Ghetsis Harmonia for being terrible parents to their children.
• As with many in the Pantheon, she wasn't a fan of her depiction by Robot Chicken, portraying her as a spoiled teenager.
• To Annie, Josiah Bartlet reminds her a lot of Franklin D. Roosevelt. The fictional president was just as friendly to the girl when he visited.
• She may not go to a school, but is no fan of bullies anyways. Biff doesn't see much of the girl either way, continuing to focus on Marty and Doc Brown.
• Was drawn to the The Baudelaire Orphans, interested in how they became so unlucky. After hearing of their story, she firmly believes that it was Count Olaf that burnt their home. Unfortunately, there is no proof of the matter, and Annie isn't skilled in that type of work. Annie was at least willing to let them stay in her own temple whenever they want.

BK and Mira

BK and Mira, Co-Gods of Portable Holes

BK (left) and Mira (right).

• Quasideities (Their "delivery app" has Intermediate-God potential)
• Symbol: The Donut County store logo
• Theme Song: Garbage Day
• Alignment: Mira is Neutral Good while BK is Chaotic Neutral (attempting to be Chaotic Good)
• Portfolio: Vitriolic Best Buds, Using A Portable Hole From An App To Drop Things In, Sending Holes Referred To As "Delivering Donuts", Wreaking Havok
  • For BK: Obliviously Evil, Doesn't Like Taking Responsibility, Caused Problems Just To Get a Quadcopter, Skewed Priorities
  • For Mira: Deals With BK's Shenanigans, Ambiguous Business Relationship With BK, Token Human, Ambiguously Brown
• Domains: Holes, Apps, Raccoons, Trash, Mayhem, Physics
• Heralds: The Donut County residents ^note Helen, Potter, Salt, Pepper, Coyote, Nicky, Morsel, Coco, Jellybean, Bearclaw, Chef, Possum, Pup
• Followers: The Spot, The Hole-In-A-Wall
• Allies: The Hedgies, Bart Simpson, Chell, Aoi Asahina, Mordecai and Rigby, Shinobu Oshino
• Troublesome Relationship with: Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, Clancy Wiggum, Homer Simpson, The King of All Cosmos, Rick and Morty (mainly the former)
• Sitcom Archnemesis: Muffet (BK only)
• Enemies: The Goose, The Goat, Chantel DuBois
• Both Mira and BK come from a not-so-familiar place in California known as Donut County, known for plenty of things, like its trash, its raccoons, more trash piles, its quirky citizens, trash-collecting raccoons, and holes that move around and pick up trash. Those holes in particular have came to be from a local Donut County donut shop's app, courtesy of BK's phone. For what seems to be just a silly raccoon, BK would manage to send the whole local community nine-hundred and ninety-nine feet down under with just a simple app that delivers holes (or "donuts", as he calls them) to the unfortunate recipient expecting actual donuts, which proceeds to cause everything to fall into it, making the hole grow in the process, until all end up being swallowed by the hole. Mira would have herself and BK get sent back up to finally use the app's abilities for the better, and finding out what the purpose of the app was: The raccoons of Donut County attempting to collect and analyze trash to figure out how other citizens produced trash, all planned by the Trash King, a raccoon that not only initiated the raccoons' mass occupation of Donut County, but intended to use the holes to hoard more and more objects for themselves and raccoon-kind. After getting the Trash King to catapult everything that fell into the holes back up, resolving Donut County's trash problem, leaving only the clean-up work to be done.
• In the middle of finishing up the rebuilding efforts for Donut County, the local donut shop would get an offer to expand further into a new place called the Pantheon. While they mistook the place for another nearby town, they decided to least get to know the new people there, and Coyote, their new boss, sent them to do what was needed for setting up the new donut shop. Both BK and Mira would find out that the Pantheon wasn't simply any quirky city but a whole new realm of deities and other places beyond their imagination. Already they realized that it wasn't any simple invitation to have another donut shop established, but an offer to be granted some sort of godhood due to the Donut County app they had being able to create moving holes, letting them have the Portable Hole trope for themselves. While intimidated by the offer, BK jumped at the idea of godhood and solidified the deal, establishing him and Mira as new deities in the Pantheon, bringing all their old friends along to give Donut County itself a new place in the Pantheon. BK then proceeded to celebrate by delivering another "donut" to the Pantheon.
• Primarily functioning as a donut shop, the duo mainly earn their dough through selling legitimate donuts, and using an app that will deliver actual donuts instead of holes that will send them a long fall, courtesy of acquaintances from the House of Machinery and Technology, who BK also answers to for the sake of getting the coolest quadcopter models. Common visitors of their donut shop include Aoi Asahina, a devout donut lover, as well as Shinobu Oshino, who makes her herald Koyomi Araragi drive her to Mira and BK's donut shop, and proves to be an eccentric customer even compared to Donut County's own residents, once of which is a Conspiracy Theorist who believes in both a flat and hollow Earth. There was also Homer Simpson, another donut devourer who unfortunately ended up becoming a victim of the other Donut County app that BK and Mira are more infamous for. Not by his own grubby hands, but by his son, Bart Simpson, who gets along with the mischievous BK, and at one time, set up a prank on Homer together by sending a "donut hole" to Homer Simpson when he was out at work.
  • Business-wise, they end up being a "competitor" of Muffet who also happens to sell donuts. Spider donuts, specifically. While Mira didn't think Muffet's spider donuts nor Muffet herself would threaten their business, BK took enough offense to her presence that he attempted to send another large hole to Muffet's place. The issue was that her shop was already underground, and all it really did was send several people (including Frisk once again falling down to Muffet's shop, in the process giving her new customers. Mira isn't intending on letting BK live that one down, though BK still tends to seriously take Muffet as a competitor despite it all.
• Mordecai and Rigby, who themselves were groundskeepers of a rather eccentric park, got along with both BK and Mira due to their similar dynamics, although Mordecai does have to make sure that Rigby and BK don't start anything really crazy. Mordecai's still trying to figure out the odd habit that Rigby has developed when communicating with Mira and BK on the cellphone, consisting of streams of bird emotes for no apparent reason between actual conversations. The Hedgies, and prominently RJ, another raccoon, among them, were also welcomed by Mira and BK given that they fit right in with most of the residence who have also settled with with the pair as Heralds, though not without a warning that if they get too troublesome with the locals, they might get the donut hole treatment. Mira and BK were more than willing to protect them on one occasion when Chantel DuBois tried to pursue them, only to be collected by a moving hole sent to stop her. Of course, this led to BK becoming a target as well, but she knows better than to directly pursue him due to the advantage given from the donut hole app.
• The pair do not get along well with the Pantheon's police force, and all deified police officers are given specific orders to avoid ordering from them in general. This blacklisting from the police had started quite a while ago when BK and Mira doing their usual job, and BK got a notification of someone wanting to have a donut hole sent. Deciding that if a police officer was asking for it, BK was obligated to send the request over. In another city within the Pantheon, a great distance away from BK and Mira's temple, Carmelita Fox was pursuing the Cooper Gang who had made another grand theft. With help from other assisting officers, Carmelita managed to genuinely outwit and catch the Cooper Gang, surprising the thieves who had run out of tricks for the time being. Just when she managed to handcuff Sly, everyone was starting to feel odd vibrations, and even the Cooper Gang didn't know what was going on. Suddenly, a giant gaping hole came out of nowhere, and everyone in the chase was sent falling 999 feet down the giant hole. While they ended up getting stuck down there, this also led to the Cooper Gang managing to subvert their arrest and complete their getaway, robbing Carmelita of her victory. After a while of investigation, she found Clancy Wiggums (who wasn't even involved with her plan, just a bystander officer who order donuts from the wrong app) to be responsible for this catastrophe, along with BK who also had indirect responsibility. That said, the Cooper Gang don't really find BK and Mira to be worth getting involved with in their schemes, and even find BK to be understandingly insufferable.
• Given that a hole isn't exactly a physical object, the holes that BK had sent out are one of the few things a big Katamari ball can't collect. As such, the Prince of All Cosmos had ended up getting a Katamari stuck or even lost to such holes. One day, it got even worse when the Prince himself had fallen into one of these holes, and went missing for a day, prompting the King of All Cosmos to personally search for him and seek him out. It didn't take long before he learned of what happened to the Prince and proceeded to hover over BK and Mira's residence ominously, ordering the pair to retrieve the Prince, and they ended up creating another hole for the King of All Cosmos to retrieve the Prince himself. Although it was small at first, the King of All Cosmos simply stretched it open, and put his hand in there to retrieve his son, also revealing that the Prince's katamari wrecked the exit launcher as well. The King of All Cosmos, now aware of the pair, has warned Mira and BK to ensure that their holes don't threaten his son again, though he had the generosity to give them a way to know the Prince's whereabouts just to make sure.
• Both BK and Mira mutually despise the Goose simply for being annoying, messing around with their properties, and repeated honking. While Mira normally prevents BK from using the hole-summoning donut app for petty reasons, she deemed that using it just deal with the Goose was completely acceptable. And unfortunately for the Goose, while they could outsmart plenty of deities, a hole that they couldn't fly out of isn't really something you can outsmart, though it's only given it more motivation to find a way to actually get back at Donut County for such defeats. The Goose has even gotten the Goat, another deity associated with physics-based mayhem to try and mess around with BK and Mira, but her destructive antics have only given the hole more material to grow and catch the Goat before she could even reach their temple.
• They got along with Chell, finding her portal gun to be just as impressive as their app, even though it couldn't change size. Due to Aperture Sciences reminding BK and Mira of the Trash King's science labs, they've actually used it to help Chell out with her "voluntary" experiments at Aperture Sciences, to GLaDOS's frustration. Although not a portal, the portable hole that Mira and BK has made tests a lot more chaotic, and have even given Chell the chance to escape death traps. As a result, GLaDOS was initially trying to get back at Mira and BK for their interference, but lately she's more interested in obtaining the hole app for herself, to see if she can use it for forming better tests. Rick, who also has his own ways of making portals through space-time, doesn't really see Mira and BK's app as impressive and claims to have seen raccoons build more interesting things somehow, though with Morty, the pair are more amicable towards and will let Morty stick around if he's having a bad day.
• Despite the Donut County app being infamous for the potential mayhem it can unleash, sometimes BK and Mira are asked to use the app for more responsible purposes. Funnily enough, the raccoons who invented it originally designed it to collect trash and garbage, and sure enough, trash cleanup became a common usage for these holes as originally intended, though recalled before they get too big and catch people in the act, though it's an inconvenience to those who live among literal garbage. And the interior of the hole can be modified to use things like fire, water, or a pair of bunnies to turn the hole into incredible utility. Even a big hole from the app has proven advantageous in dropping away large grounded monsters already causing destruction, and it's even managed to catch a rampaging Grey Goo in the middle of a city, since it can't eat a hole to it essentially not being a physical object, and has caught other giant monsters like Colossatron and Octogeddon, making it easier for other gods to deal with such monsters while minimizing further destruction.

Della and Jim Young

Della and James "Jim" Dillingham Young, Patron Deities of Useless But Thoughtful Gifts

• Quasideities
• Symbol: The gold chain and the comb bought by the couple for each other, formerly Della's hair and Jim's golden pocketwatch
• Theme Song: "Gift of the Magi"
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Domains: Love, Gifts, Generosity, Christmas
• Portfolio: Give each other useless but thoughtful gifts, Happily Married, True Meaning of Christmas
  • Della: Cut her hair for Jim's present
  • Jim: Had a golden pocketwatch
• Allies: A majority of the House of Love, Ebenezer Scrooge, Jacob Marley, Tiny Tim, George Bailey, Rudolph, the Green Lantern Corp.
  • Della: Luke fon Fabre, Rapunzel, Fa Mulan, Jo March
  • Jim: The House of Craft
• Enemies: Larfleeze, Mr. Burns, Mother Gothel
• Complicated Relationship with: Scrooge McDuck
• The couple from the beloved classic story about giving and love, Della and Jim's tales of a couple in love sells their most precious possessions to have the money to buy the gift for each other that they no longer need travel through space and time to touch the hearts of many people in order to remind them about the True Meaning of Christmas. Their influence is so great that the Pantheon arrive after the couple embraced each other and ascend them into the Pantheon.
• Immediately after their ascension, the couple is warmly welcomed and immortalized as honorable members of the house of Love. The couple feels honored to be in company of many Happily Married people.
• The couple is given a hair growing potion by the House of Personal Appearance and a new pocketwatch from the House of Craft. The couple is overjoyed by these gifts because now they can use the gifts they purchased. The two have been in close contact with the two houses ever since.
• Being one of the most famous and influential Christmas tales, they naturally was reached out by deities from famous Christmas tales which including Scrooge, Jacob Marley, Tiny Tim, George Bailey and Rudolph. The couple eventually part way with those figures on good term despite their initial freaking out about Marley's ghost status and Rudolph as a talking reindeer.
• Their popularity led the couple to have influenced and referenced by many people in the Pantheon. Most notable include: Mickey Mouse, Zoidberg, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie etc.
• Della made friend with those also had Important Haircut like herself like Fa Mulan and Luke fon Fabre. She especially respect Mulan for cutting her hair to save her father and prove herself worthwhile.
  • Della also made friend with Jo March after the two hear out each other's stories and circumstances around their haircut.
  • Through Mulan, Della came to meet Rapunzel and the two of them shares the story of having to cut their hair for a love one. The two have been on good term ever since.
• Being the go-to tales about the moral of giving and love over material possession, the couple's temple earn spite from the more selfish gods in the Pantheon:
  • Larfleeze in particular actively going against them since he thinks that their temple's power will weaken his own. The couple has been seeking protection from the Green Lantern Corps, who happily granted the two.
  • Mr. Burns doesn't understand how the couple can be happy with such now-useless gifts and is now trying to observe how they can be happy and, if possible, take that happiness for himself.
  • Scrooge McDuck has a more complex relationship with the couple mostly depends on which version he is currently is or how generous or self-absorb he feels that day.
  • The couple despises Mother Gothel with a passion not only for Della's friendship with Rapunzel but also because Gothel is incredibly selfish and manipulative of Rapunzel's affection to use it for her own gain.

Linus van Pelt

Linus van Pelt, God Of Security Blankets

• Quasideity
• Symbol: His blue blanket
• Theme Song: Great Pumpkin Waltz
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Security Blanket Trope Namer, Not Sally's "Sweet Babboo", Nice Guy, having multiple failed attempts to break his love for his blanket, Still sucks his thumb with his blanket, Wise Beyond Their Years Save For The Great Pumpkin, often bows to his sister
• Domains: Blankets, Kids, Intelligence
• Herald: Lucy (His sister)
• Allies: Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Mr. Rogers, the house of Medical Conditions, Dexter, Jimmy Neutron, Annie Hauster, The KND, Chell, The Costume Managers
• Enemies: Mad Thorn, Jack O’Latern, The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, GLaDOS, Mandy, Rhoda Penmark, Robot Chicken, anyone that wants to destroy his blanket
• Respects: Jack Skellington (As the Great Pumpkin)
• Conflicting Opinion: The Impractical Jokers (Friends with Murr, but enemies with the rest)
• Within Charlie Brown’s circle of friends, his closest would have to be Linus van Pelt. The younger brother to Lucy, Linus is always seen either trying to help encourage his friends in need, waiting in the pumpkin fields for the Great Pumpkin to finally show up, or at school. Wherever he is however, his trusty blue blanket is sure to follow along with him, much to the dismay and annoyance of his sister. He was chosen to ascend due to his attachment to his blanket, and became the god of security blankets.
• Charlie Brown was naturally happy to have his friend join him in the Pantheon, glad to see a familiar face. Linus was also glad to meet a old friend, and was about to ask him for a tour of the Pantheon, before Charlie Brown's dog, Snoopy, tried to steal Linus’s blanket, which resulted in him dragging Linus across the Pantheon. Linus did say in the end that it was the most intense tour he has ever been on.
• His iconic blue blanket has indeed caused a lot of grief to others who just told him to grow up. Despite all this, he still holds onto his blanket to this day, even if he is more comfortable without it now than he was before. One of his first acts as a "god" was to declare that every child should have his own Security Blanket.
  • Given just how much grief Murr keeps getting over having his blanket since childhood, Linus has struck up a friendship with him and a grudge against the other 3 jokers, starting ever since he saw the guys not only burn a fake blanket in front of Murr that he thought was the real, but also have Joe burn ANOTHER fake blanket and have him convince everyone that it was real. This led into a three way punishment of Q, Joe and Sal having to sew together new blankets and being whipped by Linus's blanket whenever they mess up.
• One of his most iconic moments was telling everyone what the true meaning of Christmas was. As a Christian himself, Fred Rogers has taken a shining to the boy (or at least, more of a shining than he gives others usually), and invites Linus to his set every Christmas to broadcast the true meaning of Christmas to others.
  • Of course, this being the Pantheon, there have been MANY different gods and many different religions, as well as the fact that he is now technically a god himself, albeit In Name Only. While Linus is still claiming himself as a Christian, he doesn't plan on bashing all these other gods.
• Many gods have noted just how down to Earth and smart the kid is, even sometimes going to him for advice, often receiving Bible quotes. However, despite how intelligent he is, he still believes in a being very few people buy into; the Great Pumpkin. He constantly walks around and knocks on the belonging to others to tell them about him. Every Halloween he waits in the pumpkin patch in the house of Plants awaiting for the Great Pumpkin to rise up and give toys to all the good boys and girls.
  • During one of these trips, he ended up finding Jack Skellington rising up from the pumpkin patch after looking around for new pumpkins for his Halloween parades, making Linus confuse Jack for the Great Pumpkin. This confusion only turned into confirmation with Jack saying that he is the Pumpkin King with Linus deducing that the name "Great Pumpkin" must have been translated to different variations over time. Doesn't help that Jack Skellington also did deliver gifts to all the good boys and girls on the world, despite the questionable quality. This has led to him casting scorn upon Mad Thorn and Jack O'Latern, claiming that they are mockeries of the Great Pumpkin King.
    • After talking over about Linus's claims with Mickey Mouse, and after hearing from the Nostalgia Critic that his version of Christmas was actually a welcome change of pace and that Erma certainly liked that version of Christmas, Jack decided to give Linus a task as the "Great Pumpkin", to get enough signatures to show interest in a Halloween themed Christmas ride at Disney World as a way to spread his influence. Succeeding in his quest, Mickey now allows Jack to host any horror-themed Christmas rides within the Haunted Mansion after Halloween is over with. Despite having to work double, Jack is more than pleased that his version of Christmas is catching on to some horror fans.
• Despite his attachment for his blanket, he is never seen with it when visiting those within the house of Medical Conditions due to the severity of the diseases they face, that is, unless they ask for their own securit blanket. After hearing about how serious Linus treats such subjects after having his own friend be stricken with cancer and lash out at others who show ignorance or outright abuse, even some of the more evil deities there can't help but show some respect for him.
• When asked whatever he plans on doing with his blanket when he grows up, he tends to give the same answer without fail...
  Linus: "Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat."
• Despite indeed being way smarter than many people first notice, he is still greatly outclass by scientific kids like Dexter and Jimmy Neutron. Regardless, Linus has reached out to the two kids and befriended them, more so with Dexter, bonding over their own short term childish crushes on their teachers.
• When really pushed too far with people trying to take his blanket away from him, he will let out a tirade about how they really aren't as secure as they think and are just hypocrites for trying to force Linus into a situation he is uncomfortable with. The Delightful Children ended up getting shocked after trying to force Linus to grow up by taking his blanket away when he declared them to be insecure, always having to stand so close to each other. They really didn't have a answer and just left when Linus started whipping them with his blanket. The Kids Next Door laughed as his response and promised to help Linus out whenever someone tries to, or successfully, steals his blanket. Numbuh One even joked with Linus that the Delightful Children probably go to the bathroom with each other at the same time.
• As another kid never seen without a object of close affection, Linus has befriended Annie Hauster, even if seeing Timbers come to life gave him a shock. That said, Annie has reported that Linus's blanket sometimes hisses at passersby that give Linus a weird look...
• Having her own Security Blanket in the form of the companion cube, Linus was more than happy to forge a friendship with Chell, going with her to the cube's temple to visit it. Also helps that just like his blanket, there are also rumors that the cube may also be alive. Of course, GLaDOS isn't happy with Linus approving of Chell loving the cube, and plans on burning his blanket right in front of his eyes...once Linus for some reason ends up within Aperature Labs. She really can't do much to anyone that isn't inside her test chambers.
• Given just how many trolls or jerks there are within the Pantheon, especially with evil children like Mandy or Rhoda within the Pantheon, a few of them are willing to sometimes hound Linus to destroy his blanket or otherwise damage it. Thankfully, the Costume Managers are always willing to help him out and either clean his blanket or stitch it back together for him.
• For the record, no, he has NOT tried to bring the Great Pumpkin to him by using any sort of Satanic rituals. Despite this obviously being a joke, Linus doesn't appreciate it and has since shown hatred towards Robot Chicken.
• Has another temple within the house of Childhood and Adolescence.