Tropers / Malitia

Ok. So I should describe myself here...

Me In Tropes:

• Affably Evil: Not really evil just more or less a selfish bastard (what level I can be considered a Jerk with a Heart of Gold is debatable), but I tend to be underestimated because of my apparent "niceness". I call it "habitual kindness".
  "Be kind to each other because no one else will." - I don't remember who.
• Big Fun: Yes. I'm obese and "nice" and fun and lovable if you give me a chance. (I can turn into a Fat Bastard if you manage to convince me that it's futile to be nice to you... precisely one person succeeded to do this since I'm considered an adult: my ex-boss).
• Brutal Honesty: Truth sets you free even if it hurts like hell. I see some use in little white lies, but nothing more, lying about things that you can't keep in secret (and people almost always overestimate their ability) is disaster waiting to happen. ... I'm quite capable of "truth bending" when I really WANT to hurt someone though.
• Clap Your Hands If You Believe: The core tenet of my whole belief system. (Yes. To the Gods Need Prayer Badly extreme. I'm agnostic about the question of a creator or supreme god outside these frames. See also: Who Writes This Crap?!)
• Cloudcuckoo Lander: I'm a professed Discordian.
• DeviantArt: I have an account (Yes. I'm the idiot doing the Hungarian translation of Roommates and Girls Next Door)
• Down in the Dumps: I grew up in a scrapyard (my mothers workplace). SCRAPYARDS ARE AWESOME! You wouldn't believe the awesome stuff some people throw away. If someone ever asks me "Where do you get all those wonderful toys?" chances are from the trash. (Almost all my clothing at least and I don't look like a Rummage Sale Reject.)
• Everybody Has Standards. I could easily pirate proprietary software, it's a national pastime here, I just feel it's not right if it's not at least 3 but preferably 5 years old. I don't download movies either before entering syndication so I could also "tape" them.
  • As general rule: If I can get it legally I'll get it that way (or NOT at all) except if I can get legally AND free but the not so legal alternative gives me better quality... if I CAN'T get it legally: It's free game.
  • So: I'm a Linux user out of monetary and moral reasons and Freeware / Abandon Ware / Emulation / Open Source Software supporter.
• Fangirl: I have an unhealthy obsession with:
  • Labyrinth,
  • The Dresden Files,
  • Shin Megami Tensei,
  • The Fair Folk,
  • and the Mega Crossover fancomic 'verse known as the Building-verse (Roommates and its Spin Offs like Girls Next Door and Down The Street).
  • Other lesser obsessions: Hell Girl, The Crow, Geneforge, The Unwritten, Gargoyles, Babylon 5 etc.
  • More recently I also became a member of Loki's Army, damn you Loki: Agent of Asgard!
• Fan of Underdog: I'm a Fan Fic / Fan Art enthusiast. Even if it's bad it's yours, you're at least creating something! That's more than most people can say about themselves. DON'T GIVE UP! (I also routinely test read. I know PAIN and I still support you!)
• Gamer Chick: Sadly one with under-average skill level. But I like to play...
  • I also play tabletop RPG's. I have the most experience with M.A.G.U.S. (THE Hungarian RPG, It survived 4 editions without a unified task resolution system... yes. It sucks.), Old World Of Darkness and Exalted.
• Glurge Addict / Nightmare Fetishist: Yes. Both. Either it Tastes Like Diabetes or Causes Nightmares I'll probably like it, if it has self-referential themes or is weird even better. OK. I can only tolerate Stupidity and/or Gorn (it isn't scary nor interesting it's boring... and disgusting but that's beside the point) in small amounts. I also have a thing for Apocalypses.
• Grey-and-Gray Morality: Black and white doesn't exist in moral questions. I can even sympathize more with Blue And Orange than Black And White in this question. In my personal opinion and experience only those people deal in moral absolutes who want to feel morally superior (I never met anybody with this type of thinking who cast himself on the Black side^note (I can imagine someone suffering from mental illness (like a really bad case of depression), or difficult situation, or even someone so over-privileged ("I'm sooo Dark and Edgy!") that (s)he lost touch with reality doing this but not most people)), doesn't put effort in thinking about moral questions at all, or who doesn't really believes in it but sees its inherent potential for manipulation.
• Humans Are Flawed: I believe in this... also every creature is flawed. Even the perfect ones are perfectly annoying.
• Hungaran: Yes. And proud of it... but I'm not prone to Misplaced Nationalism.
• Kindhearted Catlover: Maybe even Crazy Cat Lady in beginning stages...
• Meaningful Name: Did I mentioned that I named myself after a Super Villain? Malitia is an alternative spelling of Malicia which in turn was the Hungarian name of the X Men villainess Malice (she was one of the Marauders, and Demonic Possession was her main game).
  • Happened when I entered college and had to choose a nickname for IRC (in 1998). That was the first year I ever saw that weird thing called The Internet. So nostalgic.
• Ninja Editor: I do this depressingly often, but at least don't tend to troll with it.
• One True Pairing: I ridiculously ship Mr. King / Mrs. Norrington. Aren't they just adorable? ❤.❤ A Mayfly December - December December couple that also subverts most romance tropes and is a Deconstruction of Paranormal Romance as a genre in general. (Magnificent Bastard + The Gadfly = mindgames guaranteed; Angst averted.)
  • For a MUCH lesser extent I also ship Jareth / Sarah, Erik / Mag and Loki / Kamala Khan.
• Proud to Be a Geek: And how.
• Sad Clown: This is an improvement, in my childhood and part of teen years I was a Stepford Smiler because Kids Are Cruel (with my background I was pretty much a designated target. Not to mention my Shrinking Violet tendencies because already noticed how strange I was ... I grew out of it trough a Snark Knight period) and probably also Creepy Child for those people who think that Loners Are Freaks and find Troubling Unchildlike Behavior creepy.
• Trademark Favourite Food: Donut, and cheese. So much that these are my default greetings entering some chatrooms.
• Troper Demographics: Subverted. I'm a woman and older than the average...
  • Old enough to remember the fall of the Berlin wall and even the first satellite and/or cable TV channels here (mostly German free broadcast ones)... So I'm in my thirties.
• TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary: I consider my fluent Tropese a legitimate language skill.
• Who Writes This Crap?!: I say or at least think this an awful lot... I also tend to wonder Who Would Want to Watch Us?. Thanks to teenage depression, when I reached full solipsism and even more by questioning my own and the worlds reality / fictionality around the age of 16... I solved this with reaching enlightenment (or maybe I switched one weird thing with another)^note I basically concluded that: "The true question is not what is real and what not. The question is what does it matter and why do you care?".
  • You could say the inept storytelling is my best argument against an omnipotent writer (creator god) ... I could still see an omnipotent amoral trickster doing it For the Lulz though, or imagine that I and all people I know are just background color.
  • I also like Metafiction. A lot.
• Zombie Advocate: To be precise "Intelligensmosópor-jogi aktivista" word by word "Intelligent Washing Powder Rights Activists" but more focused on the meaning "Intelligent Molecule Rights Activists". I said that I'm a Cloudcuckoo Lander. ^{Click here to explain the joke} There was a marketing gimmick in the late 90s early 2000s around here (nowadays it's a Dead Horse Trope) that claimed that the product (mostly washing powder or cleaning products) contained "Intelligent Molecules" that did the work for you. Sometimes even depicting it as little people in the stuff. If they're REALLY intelligent forcing them to work for us is slavery, if they cease to exist because of it: Genocide! Poor creatures dying for our convenience. Who could you! You Bastard!!

• Dysfunctional Family: And how... It's at the end because nobody's really interested.
  • Disappeared Dad: He was there to sue me and/or my mother until I got 26 though. I also don't want to accuse him with anything without evidence, but there were unnaturally many weird almost accidents around the time of their divorce that could kill me and my mother.
    • Harmless Villain with Good Publicity: My father. He definitely had the intentions, the family background and the PR but he sucked a lot. I mean: I still live, as does my mother, and from his three children not one speaks with him. EVER.
  • Good Parent / What The Hell, Mom?: My mother is a good parent with some *cough* quirks like believes in Brutal Honesty enough and doesn't believe in Censorship^note "I don't think you're old enough to read/watch/play/etc. that, because *reason*, but I won't stop you." at all to also qualify as "What The Hell, Mom?" at times (I read their divorce papers at the age of 7 and that was one of the less scary or weird things).
    • Self-Made Woman: My mother. She comes form a miner family and ended up in the middle-management of a state owned company specializing in recycling (Socialism) and later she run her own business (Read: She managed a scrapyard). To reach this she is was kinda Workaholic and not too feminine.
  • Has Two Mommies: I had 3 not blood related grandmothers and two of them where an Odd Couple consisting of a Granny Classic and a Cool Old Lady (still dating and having a sexlife^note (I got that Troubling Unchildlike Behavior form somewhere. Thanks to her stories I never needed The Talk.)). I also had countless not blood related uncles from my mother's workplace.