Years: 2011-2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023
Arcs: The Waluigi Arc | The Rapper Bob Arc | The Anime Arc | The YouTube Arc | Genesis Arc | Revelations Arc | The Lawsuit Arc
Movies: Meggy's Destiny: An SMG4 Movie | The SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special | SMG4 Movie: Revelations | SMG4 Movie: It's Gotta Be Perfect | SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti | SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION
Other: War of the Fat Italians | Guards N' Retards | The Awesome Mario | Sunset Paradise | SMG4 Crew
Mario is being... Mario.
Stupid Mario Tennis Aces
- Boopkins getting hit in the nuts by a Tennis Racket.
- Which is then followed by him being hit in the face by a tennis ball.
- Mario is his usual self. Even stuck in a wheelchair, he continues to provide these moments.
- Boopkins "serves" the ball by eating it and spitting it out - the ball knocks an old man over.
- The entire match between Boopkins and Waluigi. Crosses with Moment of Awesome.
- The Special Shots. Waluigi's uses a freaking taco. As for Boopkins, his shot is him summoning a giant Hatsune Miku pillow to hit the ball. Yes, it actually happens.
- Said shot sends Waluigi flying, over Shroomy, Old Man Hobo and his wife, and Meggy, who promptly does a Double Take.
Old Man Hobo: Make a wish, honey. - Boopkins and Waluigi become friends, and walk off to buy ice cream-Mario: HEY! Where's my love? I need some money! My legs are broken!
Waluigi's Time
- How does Waluigi finally force Master Hand to talk with him? Scream so loud that a Teletubby's computer explodes.
Mario And The T-Pose Virus
- Litteral the first scene is a naked Mario dancing on spaghetti, much to the misery of Toad.Toad: I WANT TO DIE
- Meggy, Boopkins and Bob are playing cards, which is exactly as dumb as you'd expect. It's hilarious. Until the T-pose zombies get involved.
- Bob's absolute refusal to do anything except save his own skin leads to some amazing lines from him - everything he says and does is comedy gold. Even if he does get killed because of his Jerkass attitude.Bob: (as he falls) Bury me in women... *splat*
- Mario is about to be turned into a T-pose zombie when Peach shows up and bombs the entire castle with 1-up mushrooms, curing the plague. It comes right out of nowhere.
- The end of the video has Mario state that everything's back to normal...Boopkins: Who wants to check out my Yu-Gi-Oh collection?
(Beat)
Mario: Hey! Who wants to do Anything but That!?
(Literally everyone else agrees with him.)
The Mario Café
- During the pre-episode sponsorship about Quidd, towards the end there's a quick segment of Mario's Quidd friends expressing their thoughts and excitement over Mario's collection and their own...except for Meggy, who expresses confusion as to why she's even in this ad to begin with. Waluigi appears in the chat as well and states that he is going to destroy them all.
- Kamek teleports a naked Mario to Bowser's cafe - and he lands on top of Toad.
- Kamek gives Toad the choice between helping Bowser with his new cafe or going back home with Toadette. Naturally, he chooses the former.
- Whilst Bowser is giving roles to his employees (Saiko, Luigi, Toad, SMG4 and Mario) each have their own reactions - Saiko sulks, Toad steals from the cash till and Mario scratches his ass with a burger. Then he starts choking on it.
- SMG4 has no idea how to brew coffee, so he resorts to buying premade coffee from vending machines to stock the cafe. After first drinking one and vomiting it out. Then it runs out.
- Bob comes, demanding service. Saiko's response is, naturally, to throw him out.Luigi: Saiko. Don't murder our customers please. Remember, Murder = bad
- Waluigi tries to order a coffee, but Toad, still angry over his role in "Mario and the T-Pose Virus", tells him to piss off. Waluigi looks like he's about to unleash the Power of Rejection on Toad, only for the other customers to get pissed at him for holding up the line, forcing Waluigi to angrily sulk off. And it's doubtful Waluigi will forget that...
- After a lot of customers leave due to the failures of everyone, Bowser gets so upset he has a heart attack and dies. Then inexplicably gets better during the "staff meeting".
- The Stinger - as Mario tries to leave, a police officer investigating a kidnapped child report shows up... said child was a Yoshi egg that Mario stole earlier and cooked. Mario instantly shuts the door on them.Mario: Welp. Looks like Mario is working here forever. (voice clip: Looks like-a Mario is F*cked!)
Mario The Ultimate Gamer
- Mario stalking Tari after she beats Bob, specifically when he transforms into the soda machine.
- Mario stripping naked when Tari agrees to help him, and a nearby Goomba sees the naked Mario.Tari: Uh...hehe... I don't know this man.
- Tari constantly getting injured, especially when Mario hits her with a mallet.
- The only thing on Mario's mind is spaghetti with Baldi doing the Default Dance on top.
- The Ice Climbers talking about Dota 2 as Tari steals their Freezie ice cream.
- The crane game scene. Not only does Toast Shy Guy return, but the scene in which Toad is grabbed by not one, but two claws could leave anyone in stitches.
- Tari goes apeshit over a crane game, of all things, describing it as "a chronic gambling addiction disguised as a child's game".
- Tari getting attacked by the ducks from Duck Hunt. Made even funnier having the sound clip used for her being Homer Simpson getting his hand stuck in the toaster. During all of this, Mario sits back and doesn't care.Mario: Hey, this IS pretty relaxing! :D
- As Mario goes back for the rematch, SMG4 appears sitting on a chair as a James Bond-style villain with Yoshi as his Right-Hand Cat, and then proceeds to throw Yoshi aside before the battle.
Mario SAW
- The masked killer is about to explain his plan, but gets interrupted by a bored Mario several times; the third time Mario's face is on Link's body saying "Gee, it sure is boring around here".
- Mario and Luigi avoid being killed by the Piranha Plants after the plants fall in love and simply detach from their heads and walk away.
- The crazy raisin lady's grand return.
- Waluigi has achieved his ultimate form, and is about to wreak untold havoc unto the Mushroom Kingdom, and what's Mario's main concern? He can't scratch his ass because he's tied to a chair.
Mario The Scam Artist
- Mario's still complaining about his itchy ass.
- Mario dressing up as an anime girl to convince Boopkins that his body pillow came to life. Then Boopkins tries to kiss him.
The Mario Carnival
- Bob shows Mario and SMG4 the "usefulness" of the comb prize. By combing his MASSIVE hairdo (which we don't get to see except for its shadow).
- Meggy takes on Tari in a shooting competition...and LOSES when Tari completely and utterly destroys her at it. Even funnier, she immediately befriends Tari as a result.
The Mario Convention!
- The "Tubbie religion".
- The mere idea of Cookie Monster joining the Dark Side because they have cookies.
- Meggy getting PTSD flashbacks of the anime scenes from "Mario waits for pizza".
- This exchange when the Mario Bros. see (Waluigi disguised as) Hideo Kojima:Luigi: OH MY GOD! MARIO! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!
Mario: An asian. - The simple fact that, despite the episode ending with Waluigi finally making his move and planning to take over the world with a new army of T-Pose Zombies, the episode still uses the overly cheery credits theme for some reason.
Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
- The giant beam of Rejection energy is constantly referred to as "thicc".
- Meanwhile, on a news report, Jeeves is confident that the police will be able to stop Waluigi. But then, the report cuts to the police panicking and crying "We're all gonna dieeeee! =(" like babies. Also doubles as Nightmare Fuel & Tear Jerker.
- Mario adding his trademark hat and mustache to SMG4's Death Bus.
- "GET OVER HERE! YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
War Of The Fat Italians 2018
- The whole scene where Bob's the hairdresser.Bob: Time to get my special hair cutting blades...
(Bob pulls out a massive pair of scimitars)
Bob: Found them! - This exchange as well, a little earlier.Mario: Mario just got a fresh haircut - he doesn't need another one!
Bob: Thats nonsense I can do better. I gave haircuts to people such as Baldi.
{Baldi bangs on the window.}
Baldi: You're f***ed.
Mario: (The Scream) - The anime that they come up with: SMG4 going to the grocery store and Super Sexy Meme High School.
- Mario and Bowser reenacting "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa", but with chicken nuggets.
- To get Yoshi to pay his taxes, Mario teams up with the FBI to blow up his house and threaten him at gunpoint. Yoshi gets away. Then SMG4 threatens to harm Yoshi's son if he doesn't cough up the dough. Yoshi doesn't care.
- Mario uses a gigantic slingshot to launch his airplane deep into the city, accidentally nuking it in the process. SMG4 manages to build an actual airplane with regular newspapers.
- To get Luigi a date, SMG4 goes to get him some nice clothes and hair products. Then Mario comes along, and tries his hand at making Luigi irresistible: covering him in spaghetti. While there doesn't seem to be a person in sight, he does attract a large murder of crows.
- The increasingly insane ways the Italians manage to one-up each other in a wheelchair race, from ramming each other, to chainsaws and tanks, to item boxes that transform their wheelchairs. They end up knocking each other off the track, making the Wheelchair Koopa win the race by default.
- Mario attempts multiple times to scare Meggy, to varying degrees of competency, all of which fall flat. SMG4 just tosses Fishy Boopkins into her room, who immediately wants to marathon anime with her. Meggy loses it instantly.
- The date with Saiko. Mario lost interest, in a hilarious Call-Back to Mario The Ultimate Gamer (which put him in a very bad situation), while SMG4 got a heart attack pouring her a drink, scared he was going to screw up.
- Waluigi eating popcorn while watching a possessed Mario beating up SMG4.
- Tari falling off of the giant pile of rubble in her Big Damn Heroes moment.
- Fishy Boopkins throwing in "You're so mean!" in the middle of the Moment of Awesome rap battle.
- Wario coming out of nowhere at the climax of the rap battle to apologize to Waluigi. Cue jaw drop from everyone.
- Apparently, Wario went on a grand journey that took him to the deepest reaches of space to find... a therapist.
- The therapist in question is SMG3 of all people. He's doing this because he needs to keep his position as "the evilest villain".
- Everyone has their own commentary to Waluigi's heartfelt moment with Wario.Meggy: Aww... (Tari makes a happy face)
Toad: *makes disgusted sound*
Fishy: Yeah, we did it!
Bowser: Noice.
Luigi: I'm not crying... you're crying! (Mario goes Fish Eyes)
Bob: What? Are you serious? Is this how we're ending the arc?
(Jeeves and Shroomy celebrate)
Saiko: Borrring!
Steve: ...da dee da, la da dee da, da da di...
