Wow. This page is in dire need of a clean-up. Please mind the mess.
Why Am I Here?
I stumbled upon TV Tropes as a confused, angst-riddled youngster with a few convictions against socialization. Most of this has stayed the same. Sorry.
The short version of a long-winded, self-indulgent rant is this: I'm a mopey poet. I like long walks in the pale moonlight, incense, cuddling, being chased around in the dark by masked men, and bunnies. Pronouns are whatever (I usually use her/herself/she). You can call me Marie.
Self-Applied Tropes
- Always Someone Better
- The Anti-Nihilist
- Apologizes a Lot - As anyone who has spent more than ten minutes with me can attest, I have a bad habit of apologizing for my misdeeds. Fuck it. I'm not even going to go through with the obligatory apology joke.
- Asexual - Biromantic, demisexual.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Boyish Short Hair
- Brilliant, but Lazy - There's a massive overlap with Ditzy Genius. I'm very lazy, but YMMV on how brilliant I actually am.
- Chaotic Good - I tend to be good, but I am not very nice.
- Child Hater - Not entirely... children are tolerable, I'm just severely tokophobic.
- Dark Is Not Evil - Despite the deliciously goth exterior and penchant for morbid humour, I try to be as polite and courteous to others as I possibly can. I can also be a trifle silly at times.
- Deadpan Snarker - Moreso offline; especially prone to sarcastic clapping.
- Do Not Call Me "Paul" - "Marie Kill" is clearly a pseudonym. I don't like my real name.
- Does Not Like Shoes - Or socks either, really.
- Dye Hard - Currently sporting black locks, but my hair has been bright red, purple, orange, blonde, and brown.
- (Eerie) Pale Skinned Brunette - My natural hair color, anyway.
- Everything's Better With Bunnies - My handle, not me.
- Everybody Hates Mathematics - I'm a bit bitter.
- Hates Being Touched
- Hollywood Pudgy - I'm 5'7" and 130 lbs., but I'm about as athletic as a marshmallow and nearly have the same consistency.
- Hypocritical Humour
- I Hate Past Me - Haha. Self-loathing.
- Inner Monologue
- It Amused Me
- Jerkass/Jerk with a Heart of Gold - Depending on who you ask.
- Knight in Sour Armour - I'm an optimistic pessimist.
- Kohai - To my best friend, because he's an unabashed weeaboo.
- Lady Swears-A-Lot
- Large Ham
- Mad Artist - Clincally diagnosed with a handful of mental illnesses, but not necessarily "mad" per se.
- Manic Pixie Dream Girl - To my boyfriend, apparently.
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy - Justified in that we've discarded gender roles as a concept.
- Motor Mouth - Coupled with Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness outside of the internet.
- Nightmare Fetishist - I've a little bit of an infatuation with the horror genre, and have failed trying to step away from it on a number of occasions.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant - Allegedly.
- No Indoor Voice - When excited, I chatter loudly.
- Not a Morning Person
- Performance Anxiety - It takes a lot of nerve for me to be able to post things online where I know that other people are silently judging me behind their computer screens. It's a miracle that this page exists at all.
- Ridiculous Procrastinator - The main reason why this site is a contributor to what will be my eventual downfall.
- Saying Sound Effects Out Loud
- Self-Deprecation - Roughly 95% of the snarky comments I make are directed at myself.
- Technical Pacifist
- The Ditherer - Empathic Fence-Sitter / Insecure Type.
- The Hyena - My laughter is an abominable thing.
- The Not-Love Interest - Again, to my best friend.
- The Illegible
- Tsundere - Type A with a side of Sugar and Ice.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend
- Why Did it Have to be Spiders?
Tropes Applied by Others
Amusements:
- Hellsing
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Black Butler
- Soul Eater
- Ouran High School Host Club
- Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
- Death Note
- Elfen Lied
- Gurren Lagann
(Web)Comics:
Television / Films: Under renovation
Games:
- American McGees Alice (and its sequel)
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Neopets
- Geneforge
- Dragon Age
- Rule of Rose
- Silent Hill
- Banjo Kazooie
- The Legend of Zelda
- Ratchet And Clank
- Touhou
- Alice Is Dead
- The Sims
- Irisu Syndrome
- Dementium The Ward
Music: Specific artists / bands include:
- The Birthday Massacre
- Queen
- Jack Off Jill
- Rasputina
- Evelyn Evelyn
- Rammstein
- Flogging Molly
- Creature Feature
- Florence and The Machine
- Tori Amos
- Scissor Sisters
- The Smiths
- Emilie Autumn
- Dresden Dolls / Amanda Palmer
- Imogen Heap / Frou Frou
- Miranda Sex Garden
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Voltaire
- The Cure
- Korpiklaani
- Gorillaz
- Lords of Acid
- Hannah Fury
- Siouxsie and the Banshees
- Mercedes Lackey
- Nox Arcana / Midnight Syndicate
Miscellaneous:
- All Hallows Eve
- Steampunk, Clockpunk, and a few other types of Punk Punk
- Plush Toys and Dolls
- Victorian London
- Musicals
- So Bad, It's Good / Narm Charm / So Unfunny, It's Funny
- Creatures of the Deep Sea
- Badass Longcoats / Badass Labcoats
- String Instruments
- Somniloquy
- Fantasy Taverns
- Glowing Substances
- Melodrama
- Corvids
- Milking the Giant Cow
- Old Timey Bathing Suits
- Corsets, Bodices, and Waist Cinches
- Tarot Motifs
- Western Zodiac
- Unusual Euphemisms
- Creepy Cool Crosses
- Psychopomps (and various other fantastical beings)
- Lyrical Dissonance
- Ugly Cute thingies.
- Goth
Detestations:
- Fandumb
- Gorn
- Hatedumb
- Misery Poker
- Nausea Fuel, especially Force Feeding
- Miguided Youth
- Trigger-happy Censors, when they aren't being unintentionally hilarious
- Perverted Old Folk
- Small Dogs
- Spiders
- The Vocal Minority
- "I'm a Man, I Can't Help It"
- Rape/Incest Jokes
Vandalism, AHOY!
- Welcome and have fun here! —Morven
- Can never have enough Canadians here! — Kirant
- HEY YOU! Hope to see you around more often! <3 ~Bella (Yoshicookie)
- The faeries are impressed that you beat them to a vandalization. Also your username reminds them of a friends nightmare except it was filled with kittens. XD - Stolen By Faeries
- Hey there! You are officially part of my "Cool Rating", even though I've never met you. A Rabbit Filled Nightmare is an awesome handle. Inhopeless Guy
- Supposedly Everything's Better With Bunnies. Mmmm...
- Wrong-o.
- Nightmare eh? You can fix that with some delicious cake. - Spirit