Characters: Artemis Academy And Apollo Academy
aka: Magick Chicks
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The leader of the three protagonists, collectively known to fans as the Hellrune Coven, sixteen year-old witch Melissa Hellrune and her friends have been transferred to Artemis Academy for causing a school-wide gender bending incident back at their old Ghoul School Charybdis Heights
. Once at the top of the social ladder, Melissa has immediately found herself little more than a nobody at their new school. She's determined to regain her rightful status as 'queen bee' and immediately begins plotting on how to take down Faith Abbott, the student council president and the single most popular girl in Artemis Academy. All while trying to keep under wraps that they're witches in a school for monster hunters.
- Alpha Bitch: She used to be this back at her old school and though still the alpha of the coven Cerise's continuous popularity grabs succeeding make it seem as though even that is starting to slip through her fingers.
- Though her own successes at getting popularity in ways she wasn't comfortable with are starting to tilt that momentum back to her (the victories over Rain in "Muscle Witch", and both Charity and Cerise herself in "Two Words" are signs of it). She's not used to Tiff hugging her or being tossed up in the air in victory.
- Lovable Alpha Bitch: She may have crossed into this when she revealed while getting a "truth message" that she no longer cares about being top dog and is more worried about what's becoming of her friends.
- Attack Reflector: Can do this with the help of the Wand. Proves useful when she reflects some of Cerise's Black Magic back at her.
- Attractive Bent-Gender: When she temporarily gets turned into a guy, Jacqui asks if she's doing anything after school. Whether or not Jacqui was kidding is up for debate.
- Beat Them at Their Own Game: Jacqui said this was what Mel did when she defeated Rain (used no magic but pure combat ability to beat the Haughty Combat Corpswoman). Reflecting Cerise's fireball back at her could be another example.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: Mel wanted the power of Artemis Academy and got it. Unfortunately, that PLUS the Wand she didn't know she had then let her know something's wrong.
- Being Good Sucks: This is the exact reason she's being reformed, whether she likes it, or not. And it's taking a magic wand, Tiffany's influence, and a mysterious girl to get it done, but Melissa's determined not to change. It's even reflected in the comic's tagline: "Being good, never felt so BAD!"
- Blondes are Evil: As evil as you can expect a popularity-obsessed high school girl to be.
- Break the Haughty: This seems to be the basic goal of her and the Hellrune Coven being sent to Artemis Academy in the first place. It's debatable if its working but its certainly frustrating her to no end.
- Subverted, in that the Principal of Charybdis Heights sent the Hellrune Coven there specifically to gain information on what goes on at Artemis Academy - their minds are simply wiped after reporting in each time.
- Double Subverted in that The Wand is intent on forcing Melissa into becoming a better person... whether she wants to or not.
- And played with given her latest Eerie Cuties appearance lamenting she hates the Wand, Tiff and that there are no boys in Artemis Academy—and she misses boys. A big fall from where she was on top at Charybdis Heights.
- Cant Get Away With Nothing: Nothing she's planned has worked out the way she's wanted so far. The fact that Cerise has the exact opposite happen only seems to amplify her frustration.
- Recently she had to face Cerise in combat duels...and it was Cerise who got served Humble Pie thanks to the Wand deflecting her own attack back to the redhead.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: As a result of training with Tiffany, she can punch the ground hard enough to make big chunks of rock rise up.
- Chekhov's Gun: The magical girl dream from the first page twice now. The first time during her fight with Faith, and then when it turns out she really is a magical girl.
- Crocodile Tears: Has a spell to generate these when she wants to manipulate someone.
- Curb-Stomp Battle:
- Mel judo-flips Rain without thinking, then launches into kung-fu against her. All the while she's not sure how she's doing it.
- Facing Cerise's big monster, she pounds the ground to throw up boulders at it—and make it go "sob sob." She then uses the Wand to send Cerise's fireball back at her.
- Daddy's Girl: ironic for a witch, doubly ironic in that her "Daddy" isn't a daddy at all.
- Empathic Weapon: The wand she discovers in an early storyline turns out to have a mind of its own, including forcing her to train with Tiffany every morning and showing an image of Tiff dead to guilt-trip Melissa into helping. When Mel faces Cerise, it appears within grab range—and given Cerise then goes for her Fireball to end the fight, Mel doesn't shoo the wand away—and uses it to send that fireball back at Cerise.
- Morph Weapon: She sees the wand turn into a sword when Ash asks for one, but decides of a better way to stop a frenzied Brooke. Getting it to become a magical megaphone, she screams "SNAP OUT OF IT!" at Brooke to stun the melusine.
- Everything's Better with Princesses Oh, yes indeedy.
- Evil Is Petty: Whenever she's in "Heel" mode, she'll lash out at anyone who gets on her badside even if it's unprovoked. Layla even wound up without her breasts just because she snarked on her, since Mel couldn't think of a comeback!
- Half-Human Hybrid: Well, she's probably technically fully human, but half of her actual bloodline is that of a witch, while the other half is of something else. Most likely Magical Girl.
- Has Two Mommies: Subverted. Melissa doesn't know her "father" is a woman, and Dakota has geassed her repeatedly with a magic talisman to keep her from finding out.
- Heel-Face Revolving Door: It mainly depends on which comic she's in and her role in each chapter, since she makes appearances in both.
- In Eerie Cuties, she's almost always a villain and Layla's primary antagonist. The early parts of the comic had her try to overthrow Layla as Charybdis Heights most popular girl, by trying to steal her boyfriend. And in a set of guest strips, she cast a spell on Layla to take away her boobs, just because Layla snarked on her, and couldn't think of a comeback. She didn't reverse the spell 'til Brooke arrived... begrudgingly.
- She's even become antagonistict towards Brooke, after learning Ace was her boyfriend, and has decided to steal him from her. Though it remains to be seen if she'll still want him now that Tia's removed the confidence boost she gave him, along with the leftover magic in his body. Which has reverted him back to his old look from the beginning of the comic.
- Magick Chicks casts her in a somewhat better light, where the primary focus is to try to reform her by turning her into a heroine. But it's been difficult, since she's determined not to change. Even the realization that she's begun to care more about her friends, and less about popularity was enough to surprise her; causing her to literally run away in panic!
- Heroic BSOD: Everything goes wrong for her pretty much at once. Jacqui might be dead, her "father" is a woman and her parents actually hate each other, Cerise isn't and might never have been her friend, she's not a pureblood witch, among other things. She laments "I don't even have friends...all I have is people I'm pretty sure won't attack me." Tandy gives a Get a Hold of Yourself, Man! slap to try to snap her out of it.
- Humiliation Conga: She's been on one from the word go, but she hits her low point when its revealed that she's a magical girl, complete with an embarrassing outfit. This is an odd example since it's been an absolute nightmare for her, but she has a great number of girls at Artemis singing her praises...which is exactly what she wanted in the first place, just not how she wanted to get there.
- Irony: In so many ways she hadn't foreseen:
- Instant Expert: She already knew she was getting physically stronger thanks to her training with Tiffany, but much to her own surprise, she has also somehow become a Kung-Fu Wizard.
- It's All About Me: She's determined to become Artemis Academy's 'Queen Bee', by overthrowing Faith.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She may be petty enough to be concerned with something like being the top of the social chain at school, but when Hekate mind-controls two students to kill Faith and Tiffany and destroy the wand Mel admits to not wanting the two of them to get hurt; which says a lot, since she's determined to dethrone Faith.
- Kung-Fu Wizard: With the help of the wand and Tiffany's training, she is capable of kung-fu and judo moves, despite knowing nothing about martial arts. Even depowered, she'd probably be deadly.
- Magical Girl: Melissa is revealed to be one in in this strip!
- Meat Puppet:
- The first time, she just tapped into the power of Artemis Academy and it overwhelmed her, turning her into a wild, mindless force of power even Faith got concerned about. Mel is only stopped when The Wand's taken out of her.
- And later Professor Delatorre finds out a Level Nine Magical Event happened around the time Mel got the wand. Which this was.
- After she's shown to be a true Magical Girl, The Wand thinks Tiffany is a good role model to train with and uses Tiff to train Mel's previously "porcelain doll" body to be more able to fight For Great Justice. This involves getting Mel to go through Training from Hell whether willing (she's not) or even conscious (when The Wand senses Tiff one night Mel's still asleep as Tiff does "night training" to help Mel become a better fighter even without magick. It looks like Mel's doing all this in her sleep or at least with her eyes closed). Once Mel finds out about the night training and realizes what happens, she's not happy about it.
- Overshadowed by Awesome: While she and the Coven were fairly high on the social ladder at Charybdis Heights, Layla held the distinction of being the most popular girl at the school, despite Melissa's attempts to overthrow her. She'd eventually learn that there were bigger fish than Layla, when they were shipped off to Artemis.
- Power Levels: Though she's unaware of it she's generated a level nine magical event that has the Artemis staff on edge.
- Power Makeover: Of a comedic torment variety. Mel got taste in clothes keen enough that Hekate puts up with her antics for this and she's vain. As such, she loudly objects when whatever she wears is transformed into something more utilitary. Her opinion on the Magical Girl outfits is that she'd rather run around naked, thank you very much.
- Pyrrhic Victory: Her main goal is to increase her popularity and become Artemis Academy's new Alpha Bitch. But just about everything that has gotten her more popular have not been things she enjoys, making her victories feel hollow.
- Shockwave Stomp: What does Mel do when Cerise conjures a giant beast against her? Punch the ground and cause a good bit of Earth in the form of major boulders to rise up! And cause said beast to go, "sob sob".
- Squishy Wizard: Originally played straight and exploited by Faith. But after a bunch of training from Tiffany, it gets averted to the shock of all present.
- Tough Love: Gets this twice from Tandy:
- When Tandy brings in some taken take-out, Mel's still mourning Jaqcui. Tandy makes it known her first priority is keeping Mel alive and going.
- When Mel feels her life has been a lie (her "father" is really a woman and her parents really hated each other, Cerise isn't and might not ever have been her friend, she's not a pureblood witch, among other things) and gets wangst in "Things'll never be like they were in my old school!" Tandy delivers a Get a Hold of Yourself, Man! slap to snap Mel out of it.
- Ungrateful Bitch: Mel tells the cat the Wand's done nothing to fight Faith. What did it do instead? Give her a dumb costume, control her body, and ruin her love life (obvious downsides). She then adds, "Teach me kung-fu, improve my grades, make me popular at school..." and thinks THOSE might not be QUITE as bad (though possibly not enough to counter the earlier disadvantages). What tilts her into this? Breaking the 3-3 tie with the cat bothering her Siamese as a downside.
- Unpaused: When exposed to the Wand in the middle of a conversation, she falls into a trance. When the Wand is taken away, she resumes her conversation as if nothing happened until she notices the person she was speaking to is no longer there.
- Unsound Effect: She sends the fireball back at Cerise with a "BOUNCE".
- You Are in Command Now: Faith appoints Melissa as the new student council president, moments before she and the others vanish.
Childhood friend of Melissa and the second of the protagonists sixteen year-old Jacqui is for all intents and purposes a stereotypical boy crazy high school girl. Like Melissa, Jacqui is a witch who specializes in illusions and glamour. Unlike Melissa and Cerise, Jacqui doesn't seem nearly as concerned with rising to the top of Artemis' social system. Usually the ditz of the group Jacqui's attention span is about as long as the distance to the nearest cute guy. Though easily distracted her moments of competence raise questions of if it's just an act or not...
- Black Best Friend: To Melissa and Cerise.
- Childhood Friends: With Melissa.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: She's undeniably ditzy and not brave, but has quick tactical thinking and has shown herself to be a capable fighter against Chastity. In fact, it's beginning to look like all of it might be an act. Like Melissa and Cerise, she was put under an amnesia spell to spy on Artemis Academy. Unlike Melissa and Cerise, she actually managed to dig up some important information, and reported her findings in a crisp and professional manner.
- Deadpan Snarker: Oh, yes.
- The Ditz: Perhaps, perhaps not.
- Feminine Women Can Cook / Through His Stomach: Thanks to her side-romance with Paul, she's the only one we know can cook (Faith tried, but was told she's a "terrible cook"). Want some waffles?
- Friend to All Living Things: She has one of Cerise's magical puppies, and in the camping trip, shows she likes bunnies and recently got a puma to act like a big kitty.
- Genius Ditz: She sometimes seems to be airheaded, and sometimes comes across as the most clever of the trio, even though chronically Distracted by the Sexy. Also, knows her lore.
- Dangerously Chloe has a page in which she says she's a straight-A student.
- And her initial feeling that Rain was "way more suspicious" than Skye was proven right when she sees Rain has "boy parts"—and is the "imposter" Sandi was worried about.
- And her original suspicion about Faith because she was "sleeping with the enemy" turned out to be correct - although not in the way Jacqui meant it.
- Glamour: Her speciality.
- The Glomp: How she helps Faith beat Ash—by glomping his midsection with a little affection. He said nobody could lay a hand on him? Jacqui laid TWO hands—and a cheek and two arms with Unsound Effect GLOMP!) to boot.
- Hot for Teacher: For Mr. Delatorre.
- Hot Librarian: The disguise she used to seduce Mr. Delatorre.
- Lovable Coward: She's the easiest to scare of her coven and Melissa sees her as bit of a cry-baby. Jacqui herself pictured this trait overblown in her illusion during the "sparring" with Chastity, to lull an opponent into incaution.
- Played straight when Torture Technician Gabrielle threatens to remove her fingernails, the fear of physical pain causes Jacqui to drop her Glamour of Faith...or maybe it was just the idea of her nails being damaged. It's hard to tell...
- Master of Illusion: This seems to be her specialty, thanks to her Glamour spells.
- Even Faith realizes this and goes to her when she wants to have an "immersive session" with Madamoiselle Lepommier. Jacqui does an Emergency Impersonation of Faith given the "urgent need" as Faith departs with the teacher. (She's only uncovered after the Torture Technician is ready to affect her nails, and in a panic, drops the Glamour.)
- Motor Mouth: Its powerful enough to send even Faith running out of the room in horror.
- Nice Girl: She's the only one of the coven who isn't mean. While going along with the other two and having her own share of tricks and intrigues, she is yet to show ill will toward anyone at all.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Between casting an illusion spell on multiple people at once and disrobing to cover for the fact she's rummaging through her teacher's desk, one has to wonder if she really is a ditz or is it just an act. Dangerously Chloe reveals that she was a straight-A student with no interest in boys until succubus Chloe messed with her personality stats, turning her into a Genius Ditz with a severe case of Distracted by the Sexy hardwired into her brain.
- Really Gets Around: Second only to Faith, in that regard. How can she strip so quickly? Practice!
- Dangerously Chloe reveals that it's Chloe's fault thanks to time travel shenanigans.
- Squee: Her reaction to her teacher, Leandro Delatorre.
- Sexy Santa Dress: "Merry Witchmas!" has Jacqui in one.
- She Is All Grown Up: An old photo of hers is shown in Dangerously Chloe where it was shown her younger self had been the next-door neighbor of Teddy, the male protagonist, and wore glasses at the time. Contrast that to her present self.
The third and youngest of the protagonists, fifteen year-old Cerise Darkshade may very well be even more ambitious than Melissa in climbing the social ladder. With a plotting streak that would make Starscream himself proud, Cerise seems to be constantly thinking of ways to overthrow Melissa as leader of the Hellrune Coven and has even used her as a shield against a gender bending beam during the Charybdis Heights incident. Now at the bottom of the social ladder with Melissa and Jacqui, Cerise has set her sights beyond the coven and is now focused on the ultimate victory of reaching the top of Artemis Academy before Melissa can.
Faith is Artemis Academy's morally grey student council president, the most popular student, and has the student body wrapped around her finger.
She's also the most powerful esper in the school's history! A hedonist
, she freely abuses her presidential power and wastes no time in "welcoming" the coven (via hazing ritual
) to Artemis. With formalities out of the way, Faith immediately sets out to bring the one girl she has no hold over under her charms: Melissa.
- The Ace: Let's just say she's multi-talented and leave it at that, shall we? Or, if you prefer the detailed version, look at half of her character entries. She's a terrible cook though, at least, according to Tiffany.
- Alpha Bitch: She's the most powerful esper in the history of the academy, the most popular girl at the school, and the student council president.
- Astral Projection: As an esper, Faith also has the ability to project her consciousness outside of her body. Which was first seen during her combat exam versus Melissa, when she lost consciousness, and lost control of her power. And again, when the Mysterious Girl appeared in Faith's subconscious. The full extent of this ability (i.e. how far she can project from her body, duration, etc.) is currently unknown.
- Aura Vision: Among Faith's many talents, as an esper, is the ability sense and read auras, which she's demonstrated on three separate occasions:
- Although Hecate's attack wasn't aimed directly at her, she could sense that the power behind it was ancient and dark in nature.
- When Skye shows up at Callista's birthday party unannounced, Faith lets her stay so she can keep an eye on her. When Sandi protests the idea, Faith notes that something about Skye's aura was practically growling.
- The latest instance is when Skye kisses Cerise in front of Callista, which causes Callie to take aim and order Skye to back off, which alarms Sandi. Faith calms her down by telling her Callista's aura lacked killing intent.
- Bi the Way: Though the student body practically throws itself at her the only ones she seems to genuinely love thus far are Ash and more recently Tiffany. With the revelation of her psychic connection to the school, it would seem that she is probably the very reason everyone else is bi.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Though ever since she started hanging out with Tiffany its seen that she's really not so bad. If anything she's proving to be a pretty nice girl.
- It took being almost killed through her own arrogance to get her to admit that it was her own fault, and realize that she needs to be "made better". She seems a bit nicer, these days, though she continues to sleep around.
- Brought Down to Normal: Faith was physically weakened and temporarily stripped of her powers by an indirect attack from Hecate.
- Dating Catwoman: It's well known that she and Ash are dating, despite being from competing schools, since they've been public about their relationship.
- Even the Girls Want Her: Not that that's too hard, since almost Everyone Is Bi, but she is particularly popular. In fact, her power might even be the very reason Everyone Is Bi.
- Flash Step: Just one among many of the skills she possesses. She's so good at it, that her opponents have lost sight of her even when they're looking right AT her!
- Foe Romance Subtext: With Tiffany, which has segued into Will They or Won't They?.
- The Hedonist: She's specifically referred to as such on the cast page of the print editions of the comic. Faith has a strong sexual appetite, often abuses her presidential privileges to seduce her classmates, and makes no apologies for it.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Faith has done this twice so far:
- Hypocrite: She sleeps around, but gets upset when she catches Amelia kissing Tiffany. In all fairness, Faith did agree to stop seeing other girls if Tiffany asked her to. So far, she hasn't.
Faaaiiith, come back to bed.
I'm looooonely! Faith: [grins sheepisly]
C-catch you later, Sunshine!
- I Just Want to Be Loved: To the point that she mindbent her fellow students into loving her without even realizing it.
- I Take Offense to That Last One: Done when the "Mystery Girl" confronts her, here.
Mystery Girl:' How humiliating this must be for you... Defeated... Outwitted... Impotent!
Faith:' Hey! Faith Abbott is not impotent! Ask any of my girlfriends!
- Karma Houdini Warranty: Despite being an Alpha Bitch, and an occasional Jerk Ass, Faith's had a pretty good run. Ironically, karma comes a knockin' right when she seems to try changing for the better.
- She gets a second helping when Cerise reveals that Faith's been subconsciously using her psychic connection to the school to reshape it in her image. Then severs Faith's connection, to assert her control over the student body for her own ends.
- Manipulative Bitch
- Meaningful Name: Chooses Melissa as her successor purely on faith.
- A "Mother" to her Girls: She may be a Smug Super but, when it comes down to it, she has the student body's best interests at heart and will go to great lengths to protect them.
- Not Now, Kiddo: When Sandi insists that there is something suspicious about all the animals surrounding them, Faith dismisses her concerns. This turns out to be a mistake, since Cerise and Skye turn out to be using them as Mind Controled proxies to kill all of them.
- Passing the Torch: To Melissa, who she appoints her replacement as student council president.
- The Pornomancer: So much that it raises questions. While she is certainly very talented and seductive, there is some speculation that she is using her powers to increase everyone's desire for her. Tiffany has doubts as to whether Faith herself fully realizes what she does and Layla detected something unusual about her presence. Even her enemies and the handful of girls who claim to be entirely heterosexual lust after her, especially when she focuses on them. Cerise eventually confirms this, and replaces Faith's psychic connection with the school with one of her own.
- Really Gets Around: She's not ashamed to admit it and Tiff had to admit it was uncalled-for and apologized.
Faith: Don't slut-shame me, Tiff. I won't apologize for liking sex.
Tiffany: I...okay, m'sorry. For that part.
- Rescue Romance: Faith falls in love with Tiffany after the latter saved her from a bloodlusted Layla.
- She's begun courting her, by treating her to a day at the spa, and has said she'd give up other girls for her.
- Now with a twist: after Tiffany tells Faith she saved the day to cover for Melissa, Faith shyly asks if she gets a kiss for it. She does.
- Smug Super: She's extraordinarily gifted, and BOY does she KNOW it.
- Bullying a Dragon: She's dangerously overconfident. After mentally subduing Layla, she decides to draw out her bloodlust, and tries to take her on without her powers!
- To Faith's credit, she wasn't doing half bad, 'til she got full of herself and forgot they were fighting indoors. Whoops.
- Thankfully, Tiffany was around to put a stop to it, by allowing Layla to feed on her.
- Student Council President: Faith is introduced as the head of Artemis Academy's student council and as the head of the school's security. She appoints Melissa as her replacement, at the end of chapter 15.
- Super Power Lottery: Faith has numerous abilities in addition to her psychic powers, which Tiffany notes here, and is so overpowered that Tiffany suspects Faith may not be fully aware whether she's using her powers subconciously or not.
- Telekinesis: She's an esper and an extremely powerful one at that; making this one of her foremost abilities.
- The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Again, to Ash. Cast page calls him the Alpha at Apollo Academy.
- This Cannot Be!/Was It All a Lie?: This aptly sums up her reaction to the possibility that her popularity was due to subconsciously syncing with the school and mindbending the student body into loving her. Ouch.
- Will They or Won't They?: That mainly depends on whether or not Tiffany decides to accept her offer. See the Unresolved Sexual Tension entry in Tiffany's section below.
- Your Mind Makes It Real: She can also use her esper abilities so she and her boyfriend, Ash, can make love telepathically. In other words, they engage in literal mind fucks! Though, as much as she enjoys it, she admits it isn't as good as the real thing.
Like the Hellrune coven, sixteen year-old vampire hunter Tiffany Winters originated in Eerie Cuties
where she spent most of her time trying (and failing) to hunt the students of Charybdis Heights. When not at school she's usually either busy with her job at the local department store or continuing her hunt of Eerie Cuties' Layla, a vampire who is oddly enough her best friend as well. An overly-zealous
monster hunter, Tiffany is the closest thing the Hellrune coven has to a friend in Artemis Academy after saving them from their first run in with Faith.
- Ambiguously Bi: She has claimed to be entirely heterosexual, and it is proven that she is attracted to men in this strip. But she has also displayed some rather unusual interactions with Layla and Faith. Whether it is simply a misinterpreted display of her wacky nature, Faith's ability to seduce anyone, or a genuine attraction to women is left in the air.
- Now that Amelia kissed her she seems to be questioning her sexual orientation herself. After some discussion with Melissa about why girls keep kissing her, she comes to the conclusion that it must be a side effect of the "anonymity" of her masked alter ego, allowing her to bypass the judgement of society to embrace forbidden love as a means of sharpening her sense of compassion.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Would have staked Layla by now, but keeps getting interrupted by how well they get along.
- Bad Liar: C'mon, Tiff, everbody's seen through the MMAA gig by now. Not to mention the status of your sex life.
- Barbie Doll Anatomy: In her ghost form.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: She's clearly human, but her daily morning routines involves hopping rooftops, countless sit-ups and single-hand standing push-ups.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Make no mistake, the girl's a goofball, like the time she thought she was a vampire (when she clearly wasn't), or when she's bungling her exits. She also seems to think her secret identity is safe, even when she's confronted with it.
- Distracted by the Sexy: Faith does this to her in the most literal sense, by "mind-sexting" her, just as she was about to stake Layla; causing her to lose focus again.
- Enemy Mine:
- Everybody Knew Already: Everybody knows that Tiffany is the Mysterious Masked Academy Avenger and have even told her to her face, but she flat out denies it and still seems to think her secret is safe.
- Expy: It's very clear who she wants to be. Just look at her name.
- Failed Dramatic Exit: As seen in the Smoke Out example, and again, here. It's one of the main reasons no one's fooled by her MMAA disguise.
- Fantastic Racism: Goddess help the Hellrune coven if Tiff ever figures out they're witches. Unless she's going to take the same route of indefinite procrastination as with staking Layla.
- Foe Romance Subtext: Her interaction with Layla seemed to imply Tiffany might have feelings for her, but they've decided they're Just Friends. See the related entry below.
- The Fool: Has her head firmly in the clouds, but also heart in the right place and weird luck, so she's good at blundering into some messed up situation and making it somewhat less messed up.
- For Great Justice: Her reason for taking up the MMAA persona is to fight the social injustices at Artemis... and Faith's occasional abuses of power.
- Friendly Enemy: Tiffany really really means to be hunting Layla, but...well, see Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! above. Layla is oblivious to this and only knows Tiffany as a friend.
- Genius Ditz/Goofy Blonde: Yes, she's easily distracted and isn't always grounded in reality, but she's hardly dumb. For starters, she knows her monster lore, and has shown the ability to plan well in advance; including disguising herself to go undercover at Faith's pool party to swipe the wand. Then hid it in the one place she knew Faith wouldn't bother to check: her own locker!
- Hanging Out with Batgirl: Since the comic's began, she's gone from trying to stake Layla, to becoming her best friend (as seen in the preceding entry). Though she still intends to stake her... eventually. It's complicated.
- The Hunter: Comes from a family of monster hunters, and is still dedicated to staking Layla even after befriending her. Fortunately, she's easily distracted.
- Idiot Hero: See the Smoke Out example below.
- Large Ham:
- Oh so much.
Tiffany: [thinking] At last! Fate has delivered my worst enemy into my hands! VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!! Wait... not "vengeance". What's the one heroes get? Oh right. JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE!!!
- Also this gem, concerning her big showdown with Layla.
Tiffany: [envisions herself battling Layla] It shall be so epic, it would fill up 4 volumes of a manga!!
- Le Parkour: She knows how to move on top of roofs and is getting Mel to do the same thing (though in Mel's case the Wand "helps").
- My Kung-Fu Is Stronger Than Yours: Tiffany subtly implies this when Mel threatens to "kung fu her ass" if she catches Tiffany near her window again.
- Nice Girl / Chronic Hero Syndrome: Despite her ideas about staking vampires and "exterminating" witches For Great Justice, she managed to befriend both. What she does eagerly is helping people. Including pulling two of the vampires out of serious troubles. That's what friends do!
- Not So Different: You know, for a girl who's supposed to be Layla's "archenemy", she seems to have alot in common with her. Including: fashion, bands... and games!
- Oblivious To Hints: Cloudcuckoolander that she is, she fails to notice that Mel is not interested in training with her and is only participating because the Wand is forcing her to, no matter how blatantly she hints. She fails to even notice Mel is asleep half the time and only realizes Mel is upset when she puts her hand on her face.
- Occidental Otaku: She compares what she thinks her and Layla's battle to be like to taking up 4 volumes of a manga, and gets really excited by Melissa being a real-life Magical Girl. And later seems to be a Yaoi Fangirl.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: Her MMAA "disguise" consists of a small mask covering her eyes. And "...also, it wasn't me!"
- Selective Obliviousness: She blatantly chooses to ignore that Mel is being magically compelled to work out with her by the Wand.
- Sitting on the Ceiling: Some of Tiffany's habits are unusual to begin with, but this seems to have become her way of greeting Melissa in the morning. Though one has to wonder, how she does it?
- Smoke Out: She thinks she's the local superhero and does this to disguise her identity. She's very, very bad at it.
- Spanner in the Works: Cerise was expecting her to be in school, rather than following Melissa. As a result, she doesn't apply the same amnesia she inflicted on her former coven mates and the Student Council. As soon as she mentions Cerise, everyone else remembers her too, pushing Cerise into enacting her plan a bit earlier than anticipated.
- Stunned Silence: After finding out Faith was kidding about skinny-dipping, Tiffany remembers she has a mask on, and enters the water, shocking everyone else into this. (Mel is quick enough to not let Tiffany borrow her swimsuit, though.)
- Ship Tease: LOADS with Layla.
- Third-Person Person: When she's in Slayer Mode.
- Unknown Rival: At first. Layla still doesn't know about the "rival" part.
- Unresolved Sexual Tension: Between her and Faith, who has repeatedly made her feelings clear on the matter, while Tiff shows signs of possibly reciprocating. Maybe.
- Victoria's Secret Compartment: It's where she keeps her MMAA mask. Mel in her Magical Girl outfit quickly grabs the mask from there when she's at the Chinese Restaurant.
- Weak-Willed: When Dakota, Melissa's supposed father uses her Glamour artifact to make Tiffany think she is actually a handsome man, the effect goes far beyond what it did to Ace and outright scrambles her brain.
- Will They or Won't They?: Assuming she ever makes up her mind. Complicated further by Tiffany being Ambiguously Bi.
- Yaoi Fangirl: When she sees Dio and Ash kissing, she's blushing.
Faith's right hand and student council intel expert, Sandi Mnemonic has a crush on Faith as big as the sun itself and quite literally purrs when praised by her. Despite less than stellar treatment Sandi is intensely loyal to Faith going along with whatever plan she hatches and does whatever she can to please her, even if it leads to physical pain in some cases. She has a massive amount of disdain for Ash, which is reasonable considering he and Faith are more or less dating. She also seems to have accidentally become friends with Jacqui, even though Sandi doesn't like Jacqui and Jacqui's too much of a dingbat to notice... well, basically anything.
- All Love Is Unrequited: Sandi ticks all the boxes, let us count the ways:
- Armor-Piercing Slap: She delivers one to Jacqui, when she offhandedly jokes about Faith sleeping with the enemy, on top of implyng she was a traitor. Though Sandi apologizes afterward.
- Because You Were Nice to Me: Her undying love and loyalty to Faith comes from their childhood. As a kid Sandi's mental powers were out of control and she spoke in random trivia. Faith took her under her wing and after a great deal of time and help Sandi was finally able to get herself under control by imagining her mind as a computer and filing everything away in it's appropriate spot. Her devotion continues to this day.
- Berserk Button: Never question Faith's loyalty, or her integrity, in front of Sandi. She won't stand for it, not even as a joke, as Jacqui learned the hard way.
- Butt Monkey: Sandi has found herself in embarrassing situations more than once - from getting slammed by the door at Callista's party, to dryhumping a tree she thought was Faith as a result of one of Jacqui's glamour spells.
- Expy: She bares a strong resemblance to Velma Dinkley, both in appearance and because she's the smart girl of the group.
- Friend to All Living Things: Parodied when a group animals gather around her, despite her attempts to scare them off. Which is further spoofed when the birds and squirrels perch on her head and shoulders, in time for Jacqui to get a picture of it!
- Cassandra Truth: She had a feeling the animals were evil, and she's proven right when they collect materials for and prepare a massive teleportation circle to kill the entire student council as well as Cerise's former coven mates (as the animals were really mind-controlled by Evil Skye).
- Green-Eyed Monster: Exhibited passively toward anyone who garners Faith's affections, namely: Ash and Tiffany.
- Meaningful Name: A "mnemonic" (also called a "mnemonic device") is a learning technique aimed at translating information into a form that the human brain can remember better than its original form, and Sandi Mnemonic practically has as much intel as the Akashic Records. This becomes more meaningful when we learn that her powers used to be out of control, and Faith had to help her file the information in her mind by having Sandi imagine that her mind was a computer, and all of the intel as files to be stored in their proper place; a mnemonic in its own right.
- Meganekko: Look at her folder picture.
- Technopath: It's been shown numerous times that Sandi has technopathic powers, particularly of the "mental interface" (used for analysis or to find info on the subject at hand) and super smarts variety.
- The Door Slams You: Seen here, when Skye crashes Callista's birthday party unexpectedly.
- The Smart Girl: She's described as "a living Google" on the cast page of the print edition and is really good with data. So much so, that Faith is genuinely curious whenever she can't find information on any given subject.
- The Unfavorite: According to the comic's editor, Sandi is none too popular with the other students though her close association with Faith helps to offset some of the negativity. For awhile, her only other friend seemed to be Callista, but recent chapters have hinted at the possibility of an unlikely friendship forming between her and Jacqui.
- This Cannot Be!: When it looks like Faith is the "traitor" Sandy is horrified.
Ash is the ace of Apollo Academy and Faith's more or less boyfriend. Not much is known about Ash at this point beyond the fact that he works (and apparently lives) at a Chinese restaurant, is skilled enough to fight Faith on even ground, take on multiple lesser opponents at once, and is seemingly adored by the girls of Artemis as much as Faith herself.
Callista "Deadeye" Archer
Callista "Deadeye" Archer
Callista is the last member of Faith's trio and head of the schools archers. Focused and deadly accurate with her bow, she makes up the muscle of Faith's group before Faith herself. She enjoys a fair amount of popularity herself. Despite her confident and focused appearance recent discoveries reveal she's actually rather shy. At least, when it comes to matters of love.
- Ambiguously Brown: She's notably darker than the other girls in a Special Edition postcard.
- Badass Adorable: Despite the smirks seen early on, the uncanny accuracy, and a focused, collected personality expected of The Archer she gets really panicky when Cerise asks her out, complete with blushing, stammering, and even calling herself plain.
- Confirmed, as seen her reaction to finally hooking up with Cerise.
- Death Glare: She glares daggers at Skye when Cerise tells Skye that she looks adorable—and can't decide which girl's looks she likes better. Then Callie steps up with a Determined Expression, making Cerise swoon.
- Heroic BSOD: She's extremely dismayed when she learns that her "girlfriend" Cerise is actually a witch and, if there's any truth to what she said about that volcano, a monster who would kill her without a second thought.
- Improbable Aiming Skills: She has the distinction of being both the best archer at the school and captain of the Archery Club for a reason. Her aim is so scarily accurate, that she was able to fire three arrows at once (from the rafters) and perfectly hit the Hellrunes belt buckles. But that's not all:
Callista: [proudly] I even took care of that nasty spider that was crawling up the redhead's skirt.
Jacqui: [in utter amazement]
Wow! That's impressive! Melissa: [irately] Jacqui!
Jacqui: [still impressed] Well, IT IS!!
- Meaningful Name: Callista Archer, get it?
- Nice Girl: She's one of the nicest members of the cast and a bit shy.
- Number Two: To Faith. The cast page of the print edition says Callista is her trusted lieutenant.
- Oneway Visor: A set piece of her ensemble. Its apparently designed to help with her aim. And give IR vision. She seems to constantly wear it, and when Cerise takes it off it leaves an impression on her face.
- Unwitting Pawn: To Cerise. Poor Callie.
The captain of the school's Ninja Club and a member of the student council. Best described as "tsundere", she rarely says a word more than she has to, and doesn't seem to make friends easily. But once anyone earns her respect, she opens up a bit, revealing her somewhat softer side - with Gabrielle and Amelia being her closest friends.
- Aloof Darkhaired Girl: She appears to be emotionally distant and has few friends.
- Armor-Piercing Slap: She delivers one to Melissa, when she starts complaining about her life falling apart, even though the school's been taken over, by Cerise, and the rest of student council are believed to be dead. Then gives her a harsh reminder that she isn't the only one who's been effected by Cerise's actions.
- Bodyguard Babe: Self-appointed, in order to protect Mel, after she's appointed as the new student council president, by Faith.
- Bodyguarding a Badass: Not that Mel necessarily needs protecting, which she demonstrates by smacking Tandy hard enough to crack the tile of her bathroom wall and leave her with a mild concussion.
- Expy: I dare anyone to look at her and not immediately think of Rin Tohsaka. From the meg-twin tails, to her tsundere attitude, and she's even a Class S Zettai Ryouki.
- Get a Grip, Girl!: Covered in the Armor-Piercing Slap entry.
- Ninja: A given, since she's the captain of the school's Ninja Club, which isn't in name only. They're the real deal. Tandy has the type of agility one would expect and can appear suddenly, seemingly from thin air.
- Speaking of the Ninja Club, they've been acting as a resistance group to undermine Cerise's authority, in Tandy's absence. And have even managed to capture Skye and replaced her with Rain, without arousing Cerise's suspicion. Impressive for a group of highschool girls.
- Non Sequitur Thud: Tandy, during the following exchange, while Melissa helps steady her on her feet after giving Tandy a mild concussion.
Uh... are you okay? Tandy: [out of of it]
S'nuffin... juss a concussion. Melissa: [alarmed]
Concussion?! But... how are you supposed to protect me? Tandy: [speech slurring]
S'fine... I juss need to walk it off... Melissa:
But—! Tandy: [irately, making dismissive hand gesture]
I said I was fine, Susan!
- Perpetual Frowner: Tandy's default expression. Or, she simply effects a look of indifference.
- Rapunzel Hair: Her hair falls past her waist, even though she wears it in twin tails.
- Godiva Hair: Seen when she steps out of the shower and belts Melissa, but best seen after Mel returns the favor with a magically enhanced bitch-slap!
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Directed toward Mel, in chapter 16, once she gets fed up with her moping and complaining, as though she was the only one effected by the teleportation incident.
- Secret Art: She knows a special massage technique that stimulates truth telling, which she first demonstrated on Gabrielle, before using it on Melissa. Which is how Mel realized she was secretly starting to care less about popularity and more about her friends!
- Tsundere: Tandy's a textbook example (set to "tsun"), even when she warms up to those around her.
- First seen, when she offeres Tiffany some of her food, out of respect for how she dealt with Faith teasing her.
- It's also reflected in how she and Gabrielle relate to each other. For all Tandy's griping, she seems to care about her such as when she refers to Gabrielle as "Gaby", when she tells Melissa that she could be dead, along with Amelia and Faith.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Gabrielle, who has a knack for beating her at "roche-papier-scissors", which annoys her to no end. But Tandy finds other ways to get even with her. Despite this, it's subtly revealed that Tandy cares about her (seen in the preceding entry).
- Zettai Ryouki: This actually applies to any of the girls, when they're in uniform. But Tandy gets special mention, since she's also tsundere and and has mega-twin tails; making her a Class S example.
One of the teachers at Artemis.
- Bishōnen: Oh so very much.
- Cool Teacher: He saved Jacqui from a Scary Librarian by flirting with her. The librarian was actually Jacqui using a glamour spell to achieve just this.
- Hot Teacher: Jacqui's goes googley eyed over him and she's dating him, by disguising herself as a Hot Librarian.
- Stoic Spectacles: The only time thus far he's shown any significant amount of emotion being when the principal told him about Melissa causing a level 9 magical event and when Jacqui shows up half naked on his desk after class.
The goddess of witchcraft.
A relatively weak esper with the power to talk to animals.
- A Darker Me:
- The Beastmaster: While she can't summon animals on her own, she can take advantage of creatures summoned by other people, as Cerise nearly learns to her dismay.
- When Callie aims her bow at Skye to get her drop let Cerise go, Skye warns Callie "My babies might take your joke the wrong way." In come several wolves ready to protect "Mama."
- Character Development / From Nobody to Nightmare: Skye went from a timid challenger to Cerise, to an admirer when she saw Cerise kiss Callista on their date, to someone who thought Cerise liked her too (but was using her to get closer to Callie), to her present Brainwashed and Crazy Evil-Corrupted version 2.0 ready to claim Cerise for her own. And have no guilt about using wolves to eat Callie to do it.
- At Cerise's locker, she even becomes someone who could cause Cerise to run in panic!
- But in Chapter 14, we see Skye's motivation for her major change and the noble reason why. We find that Cerise's spirit, who became "Mr. Inky," brought Skye to Cerise before her mortal body, about to be destroyed through Phlebotinum Overload, could die. To save Cerise from dying, Skye's willing to let the extra power corrupt her soul.
- The Dragon: She seems to be this to Cerise's Big Bad. In Chapter 14, she saves Cerise from dying by taking some of Hekate's excess power, as well as her evil, into herself. It boosts her ability to communicate with animals such that as of Chapter 15, Skye doesn't NEED to be in proximity to get them to do her work. Which helps when they prepare to make a massive teleportation circle to take out the Artemis Student Council, Melissa and Jacqui.
- Expy: She's the Fluttershy in Magick Chicks cast of pony expies.
- Face-Heel Turn:
- Showed signs in "Birthday Suit" (chapter 9) when she was ready to have Callie eaten by wolves to take Cerise for herself.
- Later becomes more brazen in "Imposters" (chapter 12) to where she can even scare Cerise when she knows what the then-redhead would really like to do.
- After reappearing in "Broken Up" (chapter 14) after her earlier self drains Cerise of excess evil to keep Cerise from dying, is now more savage and openly evil, having also gained some of Hekate's essence.
- Now in the present chapter ("Whose Idea Was This Again?" #15) she is openly with an evil grin and The Dragon to Cerise's Big Bad.
- Friend to All Living Things: A benefit of being an animal telepath.
- Good Eyes, Evil Eyes: She had wider eyes pre-corruption, but Skye now has a bit of a squint with an "up-to-something" glint in her eyes. As if she's in the game of love's "next round" against Callie for Cerise.
- Impossibly Tacky Clothes:
- according to Hekate here on her non-uniform appeareance. This also includes what looks like a corset with Tutu and Goth accessories. Though in Skye's defense, she only had that one outing with Cerise and Callie that hinted a "wild child" was what she was going for.
- And now has a Chrismas variation in this artwork.
- Incompatible Orientation: Skye has shown no interest in boys, and Rain is actually a boy in disguise, Skye may be aware of this, and has been a bit nasty about rejecting him. Then again, now that we know that Skye and Cerise's powers are entangled, Rain's gender may have nothing to do with it at all.
- Lipstick Lesbian: She displays some very stereotypically feminine behavior, but has only shown interest in other girls. Could also be Single-Target Sexuality, though.
- Love Makes You Evil: She saves Cerise's life, not just out of compassion, but a willingness to do "anything for her". The Corruption is the price she has to pay.
- Love Martyr: She willingly takes Cerise's corruption into herself, staining her soul and making her evil, in spite of Cerise's horrible flaws. All to win her love.
- Purity Personified: Hekate says that there is no malevolence in her aura whatsoever, which is an impressive trait for a mortal.
- Rhymes on a Dime:
- Showgirl Skirt: Wears one with Fluffy Fashion Feathers in one more styled with Black Swan in this one-shot pic by Cassandra.
- Slasher Smile: Has one when Cerise tells the campers Faith's lost her connection to the school and obviously now enjoys being Cerise's second.
- Speaks Fluent Animal: Her Telepathy is specialized for communicating with animals.
- Unwitting Pawn: Cerise pretends to like her, but actually just uses her as a tool to make Callista jealous and accelerate the development of their relationship.
- The Pawn Plays Back: Post-corruption, Skye gives Cerise a deep kiss in front of Callista, so possibly Skye has the means to challenge Callie for Cerise. Which include a pack of hungry wolves and a bowstring-chewing chipmunk. It also seriously unnerves Cerise at the end.
- She also unnerves Cerise more when she meets the redhead at her locker. Seeing Cerise's smartphone has pictures of Cerise in a bikini, Skye emails them to herself. She then paints a disturbing picture of what Cerise's inner heondist would love to do (see the quote under "A Darker Me") with a crazed, evil look in her eyes. It causes Cerise to run in panic.
- However, with her entry into Cerise and Hekate's meeting, Skye would be the "battery" to relieve Cerise's "power problem"...and play a part in her outdoing Cerise later on...
- Though now, she knows enough about Cerise to turn her on (with an ear nibble) and "bring her to her knees" during "Private Fun Time."
- Reverse Mole: This "Skye," however, is revealed to be The Mole for the Ninja Club, now La Résistance. The real Skye was captured by the Ninja Club, stripped naked and bound and gagged.
- Weak, but Skilled / Heart Is an Awesome Power: She could win over animals in her battle with Cerise until that bee sting caused Toby's pain to override her power. After her corruption, she could command a chipmunk to neutralize Callie's bow and a pack of wolves to attack Callie. She later uses them to set up a massive teleportation circle to get rid of the Student Council, as well as Cerise's former coven mates.
A member of the Combat Corps.
- A Simple Plan: Rain thought she could defeat Melissa if she took her down before she could cast a spell, which makes sense in theory. Problem was, Mel was no longer a Squishy Wizard like Rain expected her to be.
- Armor-Piercing Question: "Excuse me, but are those... boy parts?"
- Determinator: Following Cerise's takeover of the acadmy, Skye reports that Rain has been acting against them and that she's vowed to bring Cerise to her knees. Turns out, it wasn't an empty threat. See the Impersonation Gambit entry below.
- Expository Hair Style Change: Jacqui referred to Rain's as "angry hair". A few moments later, Rain cofronts Melissa in front of the school, to let her know that things weren't over between them.
- Expy: Of Rainbow Dash.
- Gender Reveal: Invoked when Jacqui walks in on him, in the school's shower. Rain seems to be a shapeshifter, though he can only shift his body mass around, not his genitalia.
- Hopeless Suitor: She has a crush on Skye, but Skye wants a woman with a strong personality (or perhaps she is simply aware of the fact that Rain isn't actually a girl), and after her corruption, she gets pretty nasty about it.
- I Gave My Word: She told Melissa she'd dye her hair if she lost to someone who couldn't tell the difference between kung-fu and judo. The next time Mel sees her, following her loss, Rain's hair is dyed black.
- Impersonation Gambit: The latest strip reveals Rain is working with the Ninja Club, who have captured, Skye, by using his shapeshifting ability to take Skye's place and undermine Cerise's plans. So far, it appears to be working.
- The Mole: Subverted when Jacqui walks in on him, in the school's showers, where he explained that he wasn't a spy. It was simply a means of getting closer to Skye. But it's played straight in chapter 16, where he uses his shapeshifting ability to switch places with Skye, after she's captured by the Ninja Club.
- Multicolored Hair: It's hard to see since the strip is done in black and white, but since she's an expy of Rainbow Dash, this one's a given. Though she dyes her hair black after losing to Melissa.
- Sore Loser: Tiffany states that Rain will be wanting a rematch, and sure enough, she doesn't take Melissa defeating her very well.
- Rain, as well as AJ, didn't like that it seemed Tiffany had been coaching Melissa on the side either.
- Underestimating Badassery: Rain was unaware Mel had been training with Tiffany for the past month, so she assumed Mel would be easy to beat, so long as she got to her before she could cast any spells. She was wrong.
- Unknown Rival: After being humiliated by Melissa at her own combat talent, she trains hard, dyes her hair, and gives a big speech only to be deflated by Melissa asking "I'm sorry, but... Have we met?"
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: In chapter 12, it's revealed that Rain isn't a girl, but a male student from Apollo Academy, who has the ability to (mostly) shift his body mass to mimic the female form. In Chapter 16, Rain in female form impersonates Skye to get close to Cerise.
Melissa's supposed father, except that she is apparently a woman using Glamour
to make everyone think she is an extremely buff man.
- Adventurer Archaeologist: Her career apparently revolves around hunting down artifacts.
- Bad Liar: In spite of her cover story, she frequently refers to the fact that she is a woman and even Melissa's mother, spreading confusion and forcing her to cover things up again using her skull trinket.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Perhaps better described as homicidal sexual tension
- Combat Pragmatist: Seen when she takes Anastasia by surprise by attacking before the time they agreed on, and by taking advantage of her distraction to unload a pair of Magi Tech flintlock pistols directly in her face, point-blank.
- Cool Shades: Worn at all times, even indoors.
- Destination Defenestration: She tried to kill Melissa's "mom," and got thrown though a french door right in front of Tandy, Sandi and Melissa.
- Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto Us: Her justification for attempting to kill Anastasia ahead of time, since she knew she was planning to do the same to her if she got the chance.
Dakota: (soothingly) Shh... Shhh... It'll all be over soon.
Anastasia: N-not till Melissa w-was in college...
Dakota:''' Sorry, 'Stasia
, but I had to move up the timeline a little.
And we both know you were planning the same fate for me.
- Expy: Of Lara Croft.
- When she was younger, she was an expy of Sailor Moon, Musical Starlight.
- Glamour: She has a skull trinket that allows her to manipulate the minds and perceptions of others. She uses it to keep up her cover as Melissa's "father".
- I Did What I Had to Do: She tried to invoke this attacking Anastasia ahead of the time they agreed on once she believed it couldn't be put off any longer and was certain she'd found a sword capable of killing her. It didn't work.
- Magical Girl: Used to be Musical Starlight, the previous owner of Melissa's wand. She didn't mind the job, but wasn't really thrilled about the name. She couldn't do anything about it since it came with the wand though.
Melissa's mom, formerly (or perhaps not-so-formerly) Queen Obscuria, ruler of the Shadow Dimension and Musical Starlight's nemesis. A shy girl who accidentally banished herself to the Shadow Dimension and worked her way up to evil overlord, it's implied that she's not quite human any more. Her love for Melissa is not in question, however
- Affably Evil
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Has what is perhaps better described as homicidal sexual tension with Dakota
- Disproportionate Retribution: She wasn't popular in High School. So her way of dealing with it? Send the popular kids the Shadow Realm. Only to cast the spell wrong and wind up there herself.
- Evil Overlord: Retired. A parody.
- Expy: Of Queen Beryl.
- Hidden Depths: Jacqui calls her a "milk and cookies and don't wear your dress too short" kind of Mom.
- Klingon Promotion: Killed the former Lord of the Shadow Realm to gain his position.
- Lack of Empathy: Barring raising Melissa, she really doesn't seem to have any qualms about what she does. In fact she gets offended just because Dakota kept stopping her (Though Dakota points out she kept targeting her family and friends and wouldn't have had any problems if Anastasia just moved her operations to the next town over).
- Like Mother Like Daughter: Guess where Melissa got her popularity obsession.
- Never My Fault: "Oh sure make me the bad guy just because I wanted to do a little world domination!"
- Shout-Out: She name checks several tropes on the Evil Overlord's list
- Serious Business: Anastasia's admission that she wasn't very popular in High School elicits a bigger reaction from Melissa than the revelation that her father is a woman.
- Or the fact that she tried to go to such extremes just to become popular.
A mysterious wand of incredible power that appeared after Melissa tried to draw power from the school. Used to belong to the heroine Musical Starlight aka. Dakota
- Artifact of Doom: To understand why hearing "level 9 magical event" made even calm Leandro rapidly produce molten bricks out of the rear end, let's remember: EC had an artifact capable of indirectly causing the extinction of the humanity if it goes a little loopy and given enough time. That was classified as level 5. And it doesn't look like the scale is inverted. Yes, "glassed bricks" is an appropriate image here.
- Blessed with Suck: It grants its chosen owner incredible power, but has strict demands on its owner's conduct in the fight for justice (and comes with an embarrassing outfit to boot).
- By the Power of Grayskull!: After Tiff mentions "But...Justice!" The Wand puts Mel in her Cute Witch Magical Girl Outfit with in the background "Magical Girl Transformation For Justice!" mentally implied by The Wand.
- Mel's response to the wand doing this? An exasperated "Oh, come on!" Tiff's? "Squeal!"
- Clingy Costume: Mel has a lot of trouble taking the outfit off on her own. And the Wand is unlikely to remove it itself until Mel finishes working For Great Justice.
- The Dreaded: Hecate, the goddess of witchcraft seems to loathe it greatly. Since it is shielded from her divine presence, she tries to use indirect intervention to destroy it and everyone who knows about it. Seeing it is enough to turn her against Melissa by shrinking Melissa without a warning or a good reason.
- Embarrassing but Empowering Outfit: As mentioned, in the Blessed with Suck and Clingy Costume examples, it's part of the package. As implied in her second nightmare, Mel would rather be in her underwear in class than in the costume.
- Emotion Control: It can turn people ready to kill each other into instant friends. Very close friends.
Mel: No refunds!
- For Your Own Good:
- The possessing magic force from nowhere is a harsh mistress. But it seems to improve Melissa.
- In a later battle against Cerise, Melissa is able to Ground Pound with her fist to launch boulders — something she couldn't do before the Wand.
- Good Is Not Nice: After Mel refuses to do a physical workout with Tiffany, it magically compels her to mimic Tiffany's movements to a further extent than is probably healthy.
- And now it's shown to use Mel's body to do so even when Mel's asleep.
- Loyal Phlebotinum: Only Melissa seems to have the ability to use it.
- When Cerise powers up, the Wand comes to Melissa's hand. After Cerise launches a fireball at Melissa, the Wand bounces it back to Cerise after Melissa uses the Wand as a makeshift tennis racquet.
- Morph Weapon: You need a sword, Ash? (shimmer) One quick-changed sword I am! Waitasec...you got an idea, girlie?
- Sonic Stunner: One magical megaphone coming up! (Mel uses it to scream "SNAP OUT OF IT!!" to stun a frenzied and transformed Brooke, which causes her to regain some sanity.)
- Screwy Squirrel: Hey, listen... what, you don't want to heed me? Fine! <BAM!> Any implied choice was only here as a veneer of politeness, didn't you figure it out yet? I gave you a chance to do it on your own, but Noooooooooo, you prefer it happen "the hard way"...
- Sentient Phlebotinum: Becomes apparent when it starts reacting happily to Tiffany and forces Melissa to use her as a mentor.
A mysterious girl who first appeared to Mel in her dreams, and in person soon afterward. Since then, she's shown up occasionally, appearing in Melissa's subconscious at different times. Just who she is, what her goals are, or if she has any relationship with The Wand, remains unknown.
- Cat Up a Tree: She stages this twice as a way to get Melissa's attention. The first time didn't work quite like she intended.
- Creepy Child: It quickly becomes clear that something is off about her. Especially given the sinister expressions on her face when Melissa finally gives in to her Cat Up a Tree act and her strange ability to vanish.
- The Nameless: So far, she hasn't revealed her name and has evaded the question twice, when asked.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Both a meta and in-universe example, when Melissa refers to her as "Fade-Out Girl". The readership on the comic's forum refer to her by the same nickname, or simply refer to her as F.O.G. for short.
- Psychotic Smirk: Pictured above, once Melissa finally rescues Mow. She smirks and tells Melissa the cat belongs to her now, then vanishes before Melissa and Tiffany's eyes.
- A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside an Enigma: She's the biggest "?" in the series to date.
- So far, she's: appeared in Melissa's dream, before meeting her in person the next morning, and later showed up in Mel's subconscious to help her escape Faith's dream world. The last time Melissa saw her was when she staged her Cat Up a Tree routine again, yet avoided Melissa's questions.
- Near the climax of chapter 15, she suddenly appeared in Faith's subconscious, who realized the mystery girl was "not a person". Despite taking offense to being referred to in such a manner, she didn't refute it either, and evaded Faith's questions as well.
- Talking in Your Dreams: Tries to guilt trip Melissa about her supposed Cat Up a Tree many times by sending her strange dreams.