Role Association / Film B

• Babe: Dexter is a pig who becomes the "Well Done, Son" Guy (sorta) of farmer Hal Moores and his sheepdog Agent Smith. Juliet's Nurse is Smith's mate who happily adopts Dexter, Icarus is the Plucky Comic Relief, and Minnie Mouse scares Dexter by making him think he'll be eaten someday. Francis the bulldog narrates the film.
  • Babe: Pig in the City: Dexter (now Buttercup) and Hal Moores' wife Miss Viola try to go to a fair to save their farm from being foreclosed upon, but they miss their connecting flight and must stay in a hotel owned by Lulu and her uncle Gus in a city called Metropolis.
• Babel: Tyler Durden and his wife Galadriel get shot at while on vacation in the Middle East while the audience learns that everything is connected. As Tyler tries to get help with much difficulty, Nana Reyes, the couple's Mexican nanny takes their kids to Mexico for her son’s wedding, accompanied by her nephew Werewolf by Night. Meanwhile, in Japan, a deaf schoolgirl, Mako Mori, tries to overcome the death of her mother and her own sexual frustration.
• Baby Doll: Charlie Gant seduces Zebulon Prescott's daughter Eve.
• Baby Driver: Augustus Waters is a getaway driver working for Frank Underwood and his underlings Don Draper, Django, Frank Castle, and Santanico Pandemonium in bank robberies. He then meets and falls in love with diner waitress Cinderella and sees this as an opportunity to get out of the crime business. Unfortunately, Underwood won't let him out that easy.
• Baby Mama: Leslie Knope agrees to be a surrogate mother for Liz Lemon's child.
• Baby's Day Out: A baby is kidnapped by a Terrible Trio David Rossi, Bob Keane and Mitch Kowalski of crooks who pose as photographers, but they're too stupid to handle one little baby, who escapes and has an adventure throughout the big city while the crooks get their butts kicked trying to get him back, and his parents worry about him as they search for him.
• The Babysitter (2017): It tells the story of a twelve-year-old boy named Teddy who is constantly bullied, but is very good friends with his hot babysitter Thea Preston. One night, while his parents are away in a hotel, Teddy stays up to see what Thea does after his bedtime... which turns out to be Human Sacrifice. From then on, it’s a battle for survival between Teddy and the cultists Firestorm, Lily Onakuramara, and Logan.
  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen: Two years after defeating a cult led by his babysitter Thea, Teddy continues to be haunted by the horrific events of that night. Everyone in his life thinks he has lost his mind since Thea and all of her friends disappeared, making Teddy's story hard to believe. He is still hopelessly smitten with his best friend and next-door neighbor Audrey Hope – the only one who believes his story – who convinces him to forget the past and come to a party thrown at a nearby lake. But when old enemies unexpectedly return, Teddy will once again have to outsmart the forces of evil and survive the night. Wednesday is a Teddy new friend/love interest and has a rival with Audrey.
• Back to the Future: Reverend Jim invents a time machine, which Alex P. Keaton uses to go back in time, where he must ensure that his parents, the creepy thin man and Caroline Duffy, get together.
  • Caroline's father Hordak thinks Alex is an idiot. Caroline's mother is Lynn Peltzer and her siblings are Wayne Harvey and Sara Anderson. Alex also runs into Flounder.
  • Flats the Flounder is the Jerkass who ruined the creepy thin man's life. Flats' goons are White Zac, Caldeon Hockley and Charlie Bowdre. One of the creep thin man's other bullies is Malachai.
  • Jimmy Olsen is Alex's brother, Rosie Petrofsky is his sister, and Stinger is his principal.
  • Michael Jackson is a busboy working for Sir Kay who eventually becomes the town's mayor.
  • Alex's girlfriend is Linda Barrett ^note At least in the TV spin-off (later Chris Parker).
  • In Back to the Future Part II, Alex goes to the future and sees his children Stuart Little and Brantley Foster being menaced by Flats’ grandson Tony Zucco and his cronies Bruce Lee, Carlos Rodriguez, and Wendy Tanner. Alex shows off his video game skills to a young Frodo Baggins and later encounters Roger Rabbit, who is a car mechanic, Guy Caballero, who is a Western Union delivery man, one of the Jive Dudes, and a spitting teacher.
  • In Parts II and III, a German nihilist attempts to goad Alex into trying something stupid.
  • In Back to the Future Part III, Helen Girardi is Jim's love interest, while Alex earns the ire of Flats' great-grandfather Couch Fredericks and meets his ancestors Milo Thatch and Amanda Jones and their son who grows up to become Michael Flaherty.
  • In Part III, Stinger's grandfather Numbers is a sheriff, Leslie Barbara is his deputy, Lyle is a Colt firearms salesman, a hillbilly is a train conductor, Digger, Mr Haney, and Brad Jorgensen are bar patrons.
• The Back Up Plan: Selena Quintanilla-Pérez giving up on finding the man of her dreams and deciding to go through artificial insemination to have a child. She soon runs into Steve McGarrett who puts a dent in her plans.
• Bad Boys (1995): Will Smith and Martin Payne are cops and Ralphie Cifaretto is their commanding officer.
  • Bad Boys II: Miami is being flooded with Ecstasy that's coming from Cuba through drug lord Antonio. Detectives Will Smith and Martin Payne are on the case, and are determined to bring the man to justice. Additional drama is provided by friction with the DEA, which counts Martin's younger sister Isis among its agents, and from Martin possibly transferring out of the department, leaving Will without his longtime partner.
  • Bad Boys for Life: Will Smith and Martin Payne are back as usual, though Martin has hit a midlife crisis and wants to retire (for reals this time). However, when Will ends up on a case that involves dealing with a Mexican drug lord Emilia Urquiza for revenge for her late husband, the two team up for one last adventure to take her down. Galan is the son of Will and Emilia.
• Bad Influence: Alan Shore (whose brother is Jerry Espenson) quickly comes to regret getting involved with Paul Barrish.
• The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans: Ghost Rider makes a movie on drugs (not really).
• Bad Milo: Vincent Van Lowe's stress has formed a monster in his digestive system that periodically emerges to kill people who have inflicted said stress on him. His girlfriend Britta Perry is desperate for children. Also featuring Milton Waddams and David Puddy.
• Bad Moms: Jackie Griffin gets fed up with trying to be perfect and turns against PTA Alpha Bitch Kelly Corningstone. Kelly has Fish Mooney and Laurie on her team, But Jackie and her friends Anna and Helen strike a blow for not being perfect?
• The Bad News Bears: Oscar Madison coaches a little league baseball team which includes Addie Loggins and Rorschach.
• Bad Teacher: Princess Fiona is a Manipulative Bastard out to score a meal ticket, first with Nick Andopolis, then with her cousin Artie. Gibby is one of the students.
• Bandits: Notorious bank robbing duo Jigo and John McClane find themselves saddled with willing hostage Galadriel.
• Band of the Hand: Colonel Miles Quaritch leads a group of juvenile deliquents, which include Kynette, the son of actor Anthony Quinn, and Joe Exotic, as they battle crime bosses Cowboy Curtis and Vilgax.
• Barbershop: Darius Stone has plans to launch a record label… which is yet another of the many plans he's had. Right now, though, he owns a pretty-much insolvent barbershop in south Chicago. His father and grandfather owned it before him, and he has a retinue of (mostly) black barbers working for him. Calvin has other plans, though, and sells the shop to Imam. However, Imam wants to take the shop in a direction that Darius doesn't approve of, and Imam demands double what Darius paid him to buy it back. Add to this that two guys steal an ATM from the convenience store near the shop, hoping to get rich from the money inside. Later on in the day, the police storm the shop and arrest one of the barbers. Said barber is an ex-con with two strikes on his record, and the robbers (one of them is the barber's cousin) used his truck in the crime. Even worse, they're willing to let him take the rap for the burglary. Can Darius save his friend and the shop? Also starring Sin LaSalle, Trick, Louis Booker and Slap Jack.
• Barbie (2023): Harley Quinn, who finds herself pondering the nature of her existence after a number of unusual incidents in her otherwise perfect life. This leads her to leave Barbieland for the Real World alongside her boyfriend Hercules. Will Harley's trip to reality be able to sort out her newfound existential crisis, or will The Man Upstairs and the rest of Mattel catch up to her and put her back in her box before then? Harley's variant are Maeve Wiley, Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman, Storm, Claire Devlin, LaGrange & Jillian Holtzmann and Hercules variant are Shang-Chi, Eric Effoing, Peacemaker, Oliver Fish and Malcolm X.
• Barely Lethal: Petra Arkanian, one of many young female assassins working under Nick Fury, fakes her death and goes to live with Mal's family because she wants to be a normal teenager, but her plans are complicated by rival assassin Sansa Stark and notorious weapons dealer Sue Storm.
• Barney's Great Adventure: Jasper T. Jowls tracks down an Egg Macguffin with the help of his friends, which include Penny Proud and Eric Kirby. Sweeney Todd is the kids' grandfather.
• Barton Fink: Jesus Quintana is a New York playwright who moves to Hollywood to write a wrestling movie for Mayor Ebert's studio. But Jesus gets writer's block, so he gets help from his neighbor Phil, writer Martin Crane, Martin's girlfriend Adela, and producer Jeebs.
• Basquiat:
  • DC Comics version: The cast includes no less than two Commissioner Gordons, along with Nuidis Vulko and Max Schreck.
  • Marvel Comics version: The cast includes Uatu the Watcher, Taneleer Tivan / The Collector, Norman Osborn / The Green Goblin and Justin Hammer.
  • And don't forget Ziggy Stardust and Billy.
• Batman:
  • Batman (1989): Lando's war on crime starts a chain of events which lead to the climactic battle between Beetlejuice^note who went into crime fighting after his parents Morgan Evans and Shinobu Nagumo were murdered and R.P. McMurphy over the fate of Stephanie.
    • Batman Returns: Pee Wee Herman and his short lived admirer Simone throw a deformed baby into a river who grows up to become The Lorax, who teams up with Frank Abagnale Sr. aka Max Zorin (whose son is Leatherface), while his Secretary, Sukie Ridgemont, dates Beetlejuice. Marvel Cinematic Universe Version: Adrian Toomes is Batman and Janet van Dyne is Catwoman also she dates Adrian.
    • Batman Forever: Beetlejuice is now Gay Perry and he battles Lando, now Agent K, and Fletcher Reed while dating Virginia Woolf and taking in Charlie Simms. Gertie (who's all grown up) is one of K's lovers, and Constable Odo has a small role as a psychiatrist.
    • Batman & Robin: Beetlejuice / Gay Perry is now Danny Ocean and he and Charlie fight against The Terminator and Ulla Inga tor Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson Bloom, while trying to find a cure for a disease Ambrose D'Arcy contracted, whilst also dealing with his niece, Sharon Spitz, The Riddler is a mad scientist.
  • The Dark Knight Trilogy:
    • Batman Begins: Patrick Bateman teams up with God, Nigel Powers, and Sirius Black to fight Qui-Gon Jinn and Thomas Shelby, saving Joey and a young Joffrey Baratheon in the process (Curse you, Patrick). Patrick's parents were Michael Cutter and Stella Daniels, Bobby Munson is a corrupt cop, and Roy Batty was in charge of Patrick's company while he was gone.
    • The Dark Knight: Patrick discovers a sadistic new enemy in an even more psychotic Ennis Del Mar. He also tries to woo Joey, now Jean Craddock, who is engaged to Nick Naylor. Richard Alpert is the mayor of Gotham. Brian Johnson is a newscaster. Nick interrogates the Polka-Dot Man at one point.
    • The Dark Knight Rises: The White Queen is a cat-themed thief, Max Rockatansky is coming to break Patrick, Mal shows up to once again haunt someone's past, and Tom Hansen is a cop. Juno is the White Queen's friend, while it turns out Qui-Gon was Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss' body double when he was younger. Max allies with Director Orson Krennic and Karl Tanner until he no longer has use for their resources. Ray Sullivan has settled for being a congressman instead of vice president, Gunnery Sergeant John Deluca has joined the priesthood, and Al-Saleem is now a scientist. Kratos is working for Max, and Tommy presides over the Kangaroo Court Max establishes. Littlefinger is a CIA agent.
  • The Batman (2022): Henry Costin becomes a bat-themed vigilante and goes after Eli Sunday while Felix Leiter is his Friend on the Force. Henry also bumps into a Classy Cat-Burglar named Toast the Knowing, a sinister mob boss with an ugly nose named Ray and a cop named Izzy Hands, while Gollum is his butler. Seymour Simmons is the leader of the local Italian mob and George Mills is an inmate.
• Battle Beyond the Stars: John-Boy Walton recruits, among others,Hannibal Smith and Napoleon Solo to save his planet from Lt. Donald Thompson.
• Battle of the Sexes: In 1973 Tennis Match between Gwen Stacy and Andy Stitzer. Also starring Victoria Olsen, Patty Di Marco, Dr. James Harvey, Nightcrawler, Ali Mills and Sonya Blade.
• Battlefield Earth: In the year 3000, humanity has been enslaved for a millennium; their unlikely savior is David Pratt. The alien occupying force is led by Vincent Vega, and his second-in-command is Idi Amin.
• Battleship: Gambit, a famous pop singer, Aslan, and Eric Northman find themselves in the middle of an alien invasion.
• Baywatch (2017): Maui must protect the beach from Corrupt Corporate Executive Alex Parrish, with the help of Charlie Hansen, Deb Kawi, Teddy Sanders and Lisa Tragnetti.
• Bean: Johnny English is a rather incompetent security guard at Britain's Royal National Gallery. Desperate to get rid of him but unable to fire him, thanks to a good word from the chairman, the gallery's board sends Johnny to a gallery in Los Angeles to deliver and officiate the return of the painting Whistler's Mother to the United States. Believing him to be a fine arts scholar, the LA gallery pairs Johnny up with their mousy curator Galen to accommodate him and ensure that nothing happens to the painting, all while Langley tries to keep his familial troubles at home under control. Naturally, everything goes wrong.
  • Mr. Bean's Holiday: On his way to Cannes, Johnny English accidentally loses his wallet and travel documents and accidentally separates a young Russian boy from his father Grigori Rasputin, a filmmaker on his way to judge the Cannes film festival. Despite the language barriers, Johnny sets out to reunite the boy with Rasputin, see France and have his perfect holiday. Johnny also runs into ambitious filmmaker Norman Osborn.
• The Beast Must Die: King Willie goes after a werewolf. Who could be Janet Lawson (his wife), Blofeld, Grand Moff Tarkin or the second Dumbledore. It's Dumbledore, although it doesn't end well for anyone.
• Beastly: In this Younger and Hipper retelling of "Beauty and the Beast", Gabrielle meets the horribly cursed (but still remarkably good-looking) Number Four after he's been hexed by Lil' Michelle Tanner. Barney, and Nate also star.
• Beautiful Boy: Michael Scott tries to rehabilitate his drug addict son Paul Atreides.
• Beautiful Creatures: Profion and Sybill Trelawney are siblings.
• A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Philip Jennings is an Esquire reporter who is assigned to interview children's TV icon Forrest Gump. Beth Pearson is Philip's wife and Tex Richman is his father.
• A Beautiful Mind: Maximus is a troubled mathematician working with Private Stanley Mellish, Mark Cohen and The Rival Leo Beebe who marries Sarah Williams but his roommate, JARVIS, and his boss, Christof are imaginary people.
• Beautiful Girls: Conrad Jarrett goes back to his hometown for a high school reunion with his best friend Dallas Wilson. Conrad is also attracted to one of his friends' cousins Beatrice Kiddo and his 13-year old neighbor Mathilda Lando.
• The Beaver: Rocky the rooster is a depressed toy manufacturer who expresses his feelings through a Cockney-accented beaver puppet; wife Clarice Starling (who also directed) kicks him out. Rocky's son Pavel Chekov agrees to write Katniss Everdeen's graduation speech, but soon does more for her.
• Beckett: Wanting to avoid political unrest in Athens, tourist Protagonist drives him and his girlfriend Lara Croft out into the Greek countryside. However, a late night drive results in a car accident that takes the life of his love. Not only that, but The Protagonist is witness to a political conspiracy, and he finds himself on the run through the country as he tries to make his way to the U.S. Embassy.
• Bedazzled (2000): Chazz Darby strikes a Deal with the Devil, Vanessa Kensington, to win over a co-worker, Monica Swinton. So, Vanessa grants Chazz 7 wishes, but each wish comes with an unforseen hitch.
• The Bedford Incident: Reporter Homer Smith is sent to an assignment aboard a nuclear submarine commanded by Tommy Udo. The submarine's crew includes Juror #1, Underdog, and Danny Williams.
• Bedknobs and Broomsticks: Mr. Banks and Mrs. Potts practice magic to save England from a German invasion in World War II.
• Bedtime Stories (2008): Happy Gilmore is a repairman at a hotel that once belonged to his father Governor Swann, but is now owned by Vernon Dursley's hotel empire. Vernon plans to put Leonard in charge of a new hotel, despite a promise that he'd let Happy do it. But when Happy points out that Leonard's plan for this hotel has been done before, he decides to give Happy a chance to show his worth. Meanwhile, the school where Happy's sister Monica is principal is closing down, so she asks him to babysit her children at night, alternating with Felicity Porter in the day. To pass the time, Happy tells bedtime stories, which soon start influencing reality. Also stars Aldous Snow as Happy's Cloudcuckoo Lander bellboy friend, Xena as Leonard's assistant and lover, and Number Six as a hotel heiress with frequent brushes with the tabloids. Drew Decker also appears.
• The Beekeeper: Deckard Shaw, an unassuming beekeeper whose close friend and neighbor Claire Huxtable is driven to suicide after being caught in a malicious phishing scam. What the scammers do not know is that for Shaw, beekeeping doesn’t just mean collecting honey - it means he’s a former member of a covert organization working outside the chain of command seeking to protect the innocent. Shaw soon sets off on a path of revenge against the scammers Joey Branning and Peeta Mellark that threatens to expose a conspiracy reaching to the highest corporate and governmental levels.
• Beetlejuice: Thelma and her husband The Shadow become ghosts after a freak car accident. Their home is invaded by a family consisting of Principal Rooney, his wife Kate McCallister, and their daughter Kim Boggs along with the new family's interior decorator The Mayor of Halloweentown. The ghostly couple hires Batman to exorcise the living from their house, despite the Grandma from Mars Attacks! warning them not to.
• Before I Go to Sleep: Satine gets amnesia and doesn't trust her alleged husband Prince Bertie and inspector Blackwood's probably shady too.
• Begin Again: Elizabeth Swann is a budding singer and songwriter who gets dumped by her boyfriend, a singer, and finds herself alone until she is discovered by record executive Bruce Banner, who helps her work on an album.
• Beginners: Obi-Wan Kenobi's dad, General Chang, comes out of the closet after his wife's death; meanwhile Obi-Wan's starting a relationship with the lovely Shoshanna. Sadly his dad gets diagnosed with terminal cancer at the same time. Based on the director's experiences with his own dad.
• Behind the Candelabra (HBO TV movie): Jason Bourne is introduced to (and all-but-marries and later all-but-divorces) flamboyant pianist Gordon Gekko by their mutual friend Capt. Archer. With Ray Stantz as Gekko's loyal agent, Charlotte the spider (the first one) as his beloved mother, and Chris Traeger as his trusted plastic surgeon who makes up Jason's face to look like Gekko's and gets him (Jason) addicted to drugs.
• Being There: Inspector Clouseau is mistaken for a businessman and philosopher by Aurora Greenway and Leon d'Algout; the latter introduces him to President Juror #7. Leland McKenzie has his suspicions.
• The Belko Experiment: Jim Harper, Tarzan, Bix Caleen, Dr. Perry Cox, Mel Vera, Wayne Rigsby, Kraglin, Harry Manning, Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti, Polka-Dot Man, Jerry Markovic, Joey B and Merle Dixon are office workers ordered by Val Resnick to kill their coworkers….or else!
• Belle (2013): Tish Jones is a mixed-race woman who was raised by her father Finn Polmar. She enters the world of upper class British society, while encountering suitors such as Draco Malfoy and Cole under the watchful yet strict eye of Anna Leonowens. Her best friend is her cousin Emma Jung.
• The Benchwarmers: Deuce Bigalow, Joe Dirt, and Napoleon Dynamite are three guys who compete against little league baseball teams.
• Bend It Like Beckham: Elizabeth Swann and Dr. Neela fall for coach Steerpike.
• Ben-Hur (2016):
  • Judah Ben Hur's mom comes from Krypton, Karl is the Messiah and Durotan is his adopted brother turned adversary. Oh, and he's saved by an older Azeem (who might just be God in human disguise).
  • Richard Harrow and King Kong are brothers who are ruled by Euron Greyjoy. Richard is enslaved and meets Jeor Mormont for a time. Eventually, he makes the acquaintance of Lucius Fox and gets revenge, all while Xerxes, God-King of Persia, is preaching and eventually getting crucified in the background.
• Beowulf: Sweeney Todd is tasked by Hannibal Lector to kill George McFly. Todd does so, but is seduced by McFly's mother, Lara Croft. Later on, this comes back to bite him (literally) when the product of that liaison attacks his wives, Princesses Buttercup and Nausicaa.
• Bereavement: An orphaned Constance Blackwood goes to live with her uncle Kyle Reese.
• The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: Queen Elizabeth II, Davy Jones, Professor McGonagall, and General Fromm check into a hotel run by Jamal.
• The Best Of Times: Mork convinces Snake Plissken to help him play the big high school football game again.
• A Better Life: Esteban Reyes is an illegal immigrant who wants said life for his son.
• Beverly Hills Cop: Mushu is a Detroit police officer who travels to Beverly Hills to solve the murder of his friend Bugsy. While there, he joins forces with officers Marvin Dorfler and Brad Hamilton, whose boss is Vilos Cohaagen, and investigates General Orlov, whose dragon is Mike Ehrmantraut. Also appearing are Burt Johnson, Carter Burke and Balki Bartokomous.
  • Beverly Hills Cop II: Cohaagen is shot in a crime spree, so Mushu travels back to Beverly Hills to catch the perpetrators. Joining in the fun this time around are Sutter Cane, Red Sonja, Wilbur Whateley, Iago, Boris the Hangman, Capt. Jim Brass, Marty the Zebra, Johnny Casteleone and Zeus.
• Bewitched: Ricky Bobby, the actor playing Darrin on the show, and Satine , who plays Samantha. The twist: Satine not only plays a witch in the Show Within a Show, but is secretly a real witch In-Universe.
• Beyond the Farthest Star: Ramey is a struggling pastor in a Texas town who attempts to rekindle his relationship with his wife Gabrielle and daughter Lucy Heartfilia.
• Bicentennial Man: Dr. Alan Grant buys robot Adrian Cronauer as a household helper for his family consisting of first lady Grace Marshall and their daughters Georgie Jones Quartermaine and that girl from those late 90s/early 00s Pepsi commercials, who grows up to become Miss Honey. As he interacts more with his family, Fender shows signs of curiosity and creativity, and despite CEO Milton Waddams' fears, Alan nurtures Adrian's gifts. His curiosity drives him to wonder if there are others like himself, which leads him to robot builder Carl Anheuser and his own robot Nora Huntington. As Alan and Miss Honey inevitably grow older and pass on, Adrian becomes determined to bridge the gap between man and machine in ensuring long life for all and a romantic relationship with Miss Honey's identical granddaughter. But will he ever get accepted by humanity? Also stars Eric Gordon as Miss Honey's son and the Chief as the future head of state.
• Big Bully: Billy Fish is a divorced writer who returns to his hometown with his pissed off son and works at the school as a teacher. However, Billy meets his childhood bully, Stanley Stupid, who hasn't changed a bit.
• Big Eyes: Hans Lanza is an artist in The '70s who specializes in big-eyed waif children... or is the artist really his wife Giselle?
  • Comic Book Movie version: Lois Lane leaves her husband and meets her friend Jessica Jones in San Francisco. Seeking a good man she finds Chudnofsky instead.
• Big Fat Liar: Malcolm Wilkerson and Penelope Taynt travel to Hollywood to torture Limbo until he admits to plagiarizing Malcolm's creative writing essay.
• Big Fish: Prince Ashitaka tries to connect with his estranged, dying father Willy Lowman (played in flashbacks by Obi Wan Kenobi; flashback mom is Nausicaa, present mom is Dwan), and recalls his dad's strange tales of a were-Penguin and the mysterious Bellatrix Lestrange. Ashitaka's wife is Miranda Tate.
• The Big Lebowski: Kevin Flynn is slacker and bowler who one day has his carpet peed on after being mistaken for Santa Claus and now has to go rescue his wife, Vicky Lathum from German Nihilists (2 of whom are John Abruzzi and Donnie Thornberry). With the help of his best friends Sully & Randall, they go on a quest, encountering Alma Coin, Truman Capote, Brad Wesley, the Starfleet Chief of Command, and their arch-nemesis Agent Simmons. And all of this is narrated by Virgil Earp.
• Big Momma's House: Marcus Burnett goes undercover, posing as Lisa Wilkes's grandmother to capture escaped convict James Rhodes. John Adams is Marcus's partner.
  • Big Momma's House 2: Marcus galvanized by the murder of an FBI colleague, who was undercover with Paul Young, a former Military Intelligence Specialist now in the private sector and suspected of trying to sell an NSA backdoor on the black market. Since he has officially retired from field work for the sake of his family and his boss won't let him in on the case, he covertly reassumes the Big Momma disguise to become the new nanny at the Young residence in Orange County. Marcus-as-Big Momma bonds with Paul's family Calleigh, Darcy, Hit-Girl and R.J, while trying to get to the bottom of Paul's involvement.
• Big Nothing: Scotty and Ross Geller are two telemarketers who get involved in a massive Gambit Pileup.
• The Big Short: Rusty, Evan, Lars, and Bruce discover the US financial system is on the verge of collapse and exploit its impending doom for their own gain.
• Big Trouble: Tanner Howard takes part in a game to "assassinate" classmate Jess Day around the same time Cousin Avi tries to kill her father Frank Dixon. This leads to Tanner's father Tim Taylor to get together with Jess' mother Lorna Cole and Frank to seek a nuclear bomb which gets stolen by Sgt. Horvath and a guy from Jackass. Police officers David Puddy and The Bowler investigate while FBI agents Peaches and Eric Foreman search for the bomb. Meanwhile, Earl Hickey lives in a tree in Dixon's front yard and starts a relationship with his maid Gloria Delgado-Pritchett. Phew!
• Big Trouble in Little China: "The Old Man" is Egg Chen, who recounts a tale of how Snake Plissken saved Chinatown from Mr. Ping.
• The Big Year: An uptight adman, a wannabe rock star, and a cop compete to spot the most birds in one year. With cameos by Angie Tribeca, Morticia Addams, Sheldon Cooper and Miranda Frost, and narration by Basil Fawlty.
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Neo and Marko are given a time machine by Mr. Conductor so they can deliver a history report and ensure their future.
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: Neo and Marko are killed by their evil robot doubles and must play games with Klaus Detterick to return to life.
  • Bill & Ted Face the Music: Marko and Neo are now middle-aged rockers who are well-past their glory days. And despite decades passing since their adventures through time and death, they still haven't written the song that will unite the world. This long-gestating task takes on new urgency when a visitor from the future comes and tells them that they need to write the song in the next 78 minutes. Bee is Marko's daughter and Casey Gardner is Neo's daughter.
• A Bigger Splash: Recovering from a throat operation on a Mediterranean island, The White Witch and her younger boyfriend run into her ex-boyfriend-and-manager The Dark Lord and his newly-discovered daughter Anastasia Steele.
• The Bikeriders: In 1960s Chicago, Milly, a woman married to Elvis, a reckless bikerider, recounts the story of the Vandals to Riff Lorton, beginning with their leader Venom. As the club gets into darker and more dangerous activities, Milly, Elvis, and Venom all need to question their loyalties.
• Biloxi Blues: Simba undergoes basic training under Drill Sergeant Nasty Frank White.
• Billy Madison: Tired of his son Bobby Boucher's mindless antics, his hotel CEO father, the old man, threatens to give the company to Josh Lyman, unless Bobby can go back to school and successfully pass all classes from elementary school to high school on his own. Along his way, he falls for his second grade teacher Sonya Blade. Also stars Tommy Callahan as a disgruntled bus driver, Mitch Weaver as one of Bobby's buddies, and Mr. Pink as a former classmate of Bobby who saves him in the end.
• Bio-Dome: Bobby Zimmeruski and Michael McManus inadvertanly get themselves trapped in a Bio-Dome, ran by a group of scientists that include Walter Peck and Cammy.
• Bird Box: 5 years after surviving a meteor crash, Dr. Ryan Stone once again was forced to survive an invasion of bizarre creatures with Chiron, Patti, Cyrus, Ron, Alita and Ty.
• The Birdcage: The Genie and Timon are gay partners who must pose straight in order to impress their son, Vincent Gray's, fiancee, Ally McBeal, and her parents, ultra-conservative Senator Lex Luthor and his wife Vi Moore. Moe Syzlak also stars as their manservant, and Carol is Vincent's birth mother.
• Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance): The first Batman tries to revive his career with help and hindrances from the second Hulk, the second Gwen Stacy, and Lego Joker all within one Epic Tracking Shot.
• Bird on a Wire: Mad Max is under witness protection after he helped the FBI put away Kwai Chang Caine. After Max reunites with his ex-girlfriend Private Judy Benjamin, Max's cover gets blown and is pursued by Caine, alongside Mac Eliot and Ned Ryerson.
• The Bishop's Wife: Mortimer Brewster is an angel who bestows happiness upon the family and acquaintances of Sir Charles Litton.
  • The Preacher's Wife: Malcolm X is an angel who bestows happiness upon the family and acquaintances of DA Carver and Rachel Marron.
• Bitch: Dipper Pines has to deal with the social fallout after his wife snaps (and growls, howls, and slobbers) and he has to lock her in the basement.
• Black Book: Nina von Stauffenberg is Jewish, goes into hiding, joins La Résistance and seduces another version of her husband Claus.
• Black Hawk Down: Pre-fame cameos ahoy! (young) Obi-Wan Kenobi, Legolas, Ari Gold, Jaime Lannister, The (first) Hulk, Lucius Malfoy, (TV) Will Graham, a blind astronomer, Phil Dunphy, (the first) Mr. Fantastic, Smalls, and Tig try to fight their way out of Mogadishu.
  • Pictorial evidence (though not quite the same examples).
• The Black Hole: Max Cherry, Norman Bates,Rudi Weiss,Weena, Mermaid Man, and their Robot Buddy Cornelius try to stop the insane Wilhelm Bittrich from getting them sucked inside a black hole.
• Black Mass: Capt. Jack Sparrow is a notorious real-life gangster who makes a deal with FBI agent Tom Loving to get rid of The Mafia (Tom's boss Ren isn't quite as keen on it). Other people close to Jack include Todd "Meth Damon" Blumquist, his clean-cut brother Sherlock Smaug, and his SO Ana Steele (Victoria Kyle would've been Jack's final girlfriend but aside from a short scene of Jack finally getting arrested decades later that whole sequence was cut).
• The Black Phone: Serial Killer Arthur Harrow goes to kidnap a boy, and wears a mask to terrorize the boy.
• Black Sheep (1996): Haru works with Dennis Finch to help his brother Otter beat White Diamond in the election for Governor. Along the way, Haru and Dennis run into Peter Keyes, who helps them after Haru defeats him in a fight.
• Black Snake Moan: Wednesday Addams is a deeply troubled woman who is found by equally-troubled ex-preacher Jules Winnfield after her creative gift-giver boyfriend ships off to war.
• Black Swan: Alice Ayres is a prima ballerina who's threatened by newcomer Meg Griffin and has zero chemistry with the future father of her child. She later dons some seriously freaky red contacts. Spock's mom is the ex-prima who was seemingly abandoned by their lecherous director, The Night Fox.
• Blackhat: Thor, one of the world's greatest hackers, is deployed against evil terrorist hackers.
• Blackkklansman: The Protagonist, the first Black member of the Colorado Springs police department who took it upon himself to infiltrate and disrupt a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan. Teaming up with a Jewish officer named Kylo Ren, who serves as Stallworth's "face", the two of them eventually uncover a plot to attack a local gathering of Black activists whom Protagonist has been surveiling as an undercover officer.
• Blade: Trinity: Willy Mays Hays is a vampire-human hybrid and his mission is to destroy all of the world's vampires; normally, he works alone, but Deadpool and Mary Camden join forces with him. Lincoln Burroughs is the world's biggest, baddest vampire, and two people from those Christopher Guest mockumentaries try to help him take over the world...or something (it's not very clear).
• Blade Runner: Han Solo and his mysterious "ally" Bill Adama hunt rogue robots that include Elle Driver and Cardinal Roark 20 Minutes into the Future. Larry takes Elle in.
  • Blade Runner 2049: Roughly thirty years later Han Solo has vanished (hmm...) and a jazz pianist is searching for him. Also starring the Joker (not Han's old buddy) and Princess Buttercup.
• Blades of Glory: Ron Burgundy and Napoleon Dynamite are ice skaters who are thrown out of their league after a fight. Desperate to skate, they discover a loophole that could allow them to compete — as partners. They recruit Mr. Incredible to help them. Meanwhile, their biggest rivals are a Gwen Stefani fangirl and her brother Gob Bluth, who treat their sister Pam as their maid/assistant/secretary/pack animal.
• Blankman: Michael Kyle Sr is an appliance repairman with a gift for inventing but has a tendency to observe life through rose-colored glasses, failing to notice the urban decay, political corruption and police indifference surrounding him (not even realizing that his flat is right next door to a crackhouse), in stark contrast to politically active Grandma Luna the Moon, his own grandmother. Grandma is a key figure in the political campaign of mayoral candidate Brewster's Aide, who is running on an anti-corruption platform; this results in Grandma's assassination by order of local mob boss Steve Crosetti. Finally aware of what's going on around him, Michael becomes determined to fight crime, at first in a low-key way (helping an old woman against a mugger), but he quickly decides this is not enough. So he creates an arsenal of weapons and gadgets, puts on a ridiculous suit and starts his one-man crusade. He is soon joined by his brother Carl, a news cameraman with a decidedly down-to-earth view. Carl acts as Michael's advisor, determined not to let his brother get killed.
• Blast from the Past: Sergeant Merwin J. Toomey and Carrie White hole up in a bomb shelter when they believe a nuclear holocaust has taken place. Thirty-five years later, their son Rick O'Connell ventures out to find supplies and a wife, and he gets help from Batgirl and Flik. Captain Malcolm Reynolds is Batgirl's Jerkass ex-boyfriend.
• Blazing Saddles: A burglar becomes the sheriff of a Western town, and he, along with washed-up gunslinger Willy Wonka, tries to save the town from getting torn down by The Great Gazoo. The Big Lebowski is the town's mayor, Mrs. White is a German singer, and Tiger is a Prima Donna Director.
• Bleed For This: Based on a True Story: An aspiring jazz drummer is determined to get back into boxing after breaking his neck. His coach, a crusading district attorney, and his manager(?), an department store owner, have their doubts due to the whole broken neck thing.
• Blind Date: John McClane goes on a blind date with Vicki Vale. McClane gets Vicki drunk, unaware she has an alcohol alergy that gets her drunk quicker than normal. The date goes wrong as McClane gets fired from his job and sent to jail. On top of this, they're all stalked by Vicki's psychotic ex-boyfriend Dan Fielding. It also has Troy McClure as McClane's brother and K.I.T.T. as Dan's father.
• Blind Fury: Roy Batty is a blind swordsman who's tasked to take J.T. Lambert back to his father, The Stepfather, who's being held hostage by Sheldon Macrone and his right-hand man, Leonard Smalls.
• The Blind Side: The "Lion King" guy is a disadvantaged, homeless youth who's taken in by Annie Porter and Charles Billingsley (who, thankfully, has mellowed out a bit) and is raised to become a football player. Also do not make disparaging remarks about "Lion King Guy's" adopted sister Snow White.
• The Bling Ring: Hermione Granger is a vapid, self-absorbed, materialistic member of a gang burglars who robs Legolas among other celebs in Mary Corleone's latest film.
• Blonde: A look at the rise to fame and the epic demise of actress Marta Cabrera , one of the biggest stars in the world.
• Blood In Blood Out: Half-Chicano Ken returns to East Los Angeles and reunites with his cousins Rey Curtis and Francisco Cindino. Both are members of Vatos Locos, and after proving his worth, Ken is inducted into the gang.
• Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys: Prue Halliwell and her daughter Gia Moran in a small lake town when mutated thousands of lampreys in water pipes.
• Blown Away:
  • Two-Face is a Mad Bomber who seeks revenge against his former Troubles terrorist comrade Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, who now works in Bomb Disposal in Boston. Deputy Marshal Harvey Pell is the only one in Boston who knows about the Dude's Dark and Troubled Past.
  • MCU Special: Colonel Chester Phillips is a Mad Bomber who escapes from prison in Northern Ireland and seeks revenge against his former terrorist comrade from the time of the Troubles, Obadiah Stane, who nows works in a Bomb Disposal police unit in Boston. Zuri is also part of that unit.
• Blue Beetle (2023): Miguel Diaz is a young Latin-American go-getter trying to find both himself and his working-class family stable employment. One day, he visits Kord Industries, hoping to get jobs for all of them, but after a run-in with a woman named Catarina Vila Real, he's left with nothing to show for himself except a burger box. However, one bonding experience later, he finds that it contains an extraterrestrial scarab which grants him a superpowered suit, allowing him to become the world’s newest superhero. Unfortunately, Queen Narissa is none too happy to share what she sees as her property, and the Diaz family will have to grapple with both the unpredictability of Miguel's new partner, as well as dive into the Narissa family's history of superheroing.
• Blue Is the Warmest Color:
  • Blue-haired lesbian Madeleine Swann seduces an undecided girl named Adèle.
  • Agnès is attracted to Lady Margot Fenring and a relationship ensues.
• The Blues Brothers: Sergeant Tree and Wild Bill Kelso are on a Mission from God to rescue Ma's orphanage. Various R&B musicians guest star. Princess Leia is a mystery woman who tries to kill them, and Uncle Buck leads the police operation to arrest them.
  • Blues Brothers 2000: Sgt. Tree hires Walter Sobchak as a lead singer. Miles Dyson also joins the band.
• Blue Valentine: A murderer and Mrs. Del Mar fall in and out of love.
• Bob Marley: One Love: It depicts the life of Jamaican singer and songwriter Malcolm X and his rise to fame as the figurehead of Reggae. M.Nomi/Agent 007 are Malcolm's wife and Gareth Jones are record producer and the founder of Island Records.
  • Marvel Cinematic Universe Version: It depicts the life of Jamaican singer and songwriter Gravik and his rise to fame as the figurehead of Reggae. Maria Rambeau are Gravik's wife
• Bobby: A red-haired mean girl gets married to Frodo, Mr. Tibbs works for Odin, who runs the Ambassador Hotel, where Charlie's fallen Angel sings in the lounge (she's managed by the coach of The Mighty Ducks (who also directed the movie) and is assisted by the rich kid from Rushmore). Sam Witwicky is a buzzed-out young Democrat while Charlie Epps and a guy who went Into the Wild are drug-dealing hippies. Meanwhile, Morpheus is given Dodgers tickets by an ambitious young undertaker, who helps comfort a dying Bobby Kennedy. Frodo, Sam, the red-headed fairy from FernGully and Jamie Buchman all get injured during the assassination.
• Bohemian Rhapsody:
  • The story of Josh Washington and his band Queen.
  • The story of Lyutsifer Safin and his band Queen, which includes Archangel and Tim Murphy. Their manager is Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, and Austin Powers is an EMI executive.
• Bonnie and Clyde: Vicki Anderson and Milton Armitage are gangsters. Willy Wonka is a fugitive.
• Boogeyman (2005): Matt Camden is a man who, when he was a boy, witnessed his father being taken by the Boogeyman living in his closet before his very eyes. Ever since then, he has lived his life making sure the Boogeyman can't do the same to him. Sleeping on a mattress on the floor, keeping his clothes in dresser drawers, and owning a fridge with a glass door that's lit at all times. However, when his mother dies, Matt has to return home to attend the funeral. While he's there, he meets up with an old friend of his named Bones, and is told by his psychiatrist that staying in his childhood home might be good for him. From there, Matt goes to face the Boogeyman and finally overcome the monster that haunted his childhood.
• The Boogeyman (2023): High school student Teen Natalie "Nat" Scatorccio and her younger sister, Leia Organa, are still reeling from the recent death of their mother. They're not getting much support from their father, CIA Officer Malinov, a therapist who's dealing with his own intense pain. When a desperate patient unexpectedly shows up at their house seeking help, he leaves behind a terrifying supernatural entity that preys on families and feeds on the suffering of its victims.
• The Book of Eli: An American Gangster who's Walking the Earth finds a mysterious book that Dracula Zorg greatly desires. Jackie Burkhart also stars.
• Boomerang: Buckwheat is an advertising executive and womanizer who learns his lesson after his boss Darlene Merriman gives him a taste of his own medicine. But Buckwheat would later find love with 2004!Catwoman. Antoine Merriweather and Marcus Burnett are his friends. Also starring May Day, 1966!Catwoman, Nat X, Baron Samedi, and Willie Jones.
• Borat: Bruno, in one of his guerrilla commentary-style characters), a humble reporter from Kazakhstan and a racist, antisemitic, misogynistic stranger to American culture, who travels around the United States with his manager Shtarker to learn about its culture.
• Bordello of Blood: Charlie Bixby investigates the disappearance of Mouth and discovers a conspiracy to eliminate the world of sin started by televangelist Jack Skellington.
• The Borrowers: Professor Slughorn and Draco Malfoy are father and son, but Mr. Weasley and Dan Conner plan to knock down their house. Dr. House keeps getting in the way.
• The Boss (entirely unrelated to The Boss): Molly is Rich Bitch laid low after an insider trading scandal and has to live with Princess Anna while she gets back on her feet.
• Bounce: Bruce Wayne falls in love with a widow, Pepper Potts.
• Bound: The bride of Chucky and Cristal Connors foil Cypher's plot to steal from his mob bosses, one of whose son is Elliot Stabler.
• The Bounty Hunter: Exes Rachel and Leonidas have to endure some Chained Heat.
• The Bourne Series:
  • The Bourne Identity: Will Hunting is an amnesiac Super-Soldier who just wants to be left alone, but his former superiors Col. Frank Fitts and Gen. William Stryker want him back dead or alive (preferably dead, at the hands of fellow super assassin Mr. Smith). Will goes on the run with Lola.
  • The Bourne Supremacy: Will is forced from hiding when Stryker hires Dr. McCoy to track down and kill him so he can pin a money laundering scheme on him before CIA director Eve Parker finds him, but Lola is killed instead. Along the way, Will encounters fellow super soldier Celeborn.
  • The Bourne Ultimatum: Viserys Targaryen has a Too Dumb to Live moment that gets him killed at the airport under Will's watch. USN Admiral Bart Mancuso is the head of the CIA, and Kincade has a Morally Ambiguous Doctorate.
• Bowfinger: Navin Johnson is a small-time filmmaker hoping to make the big time. When he meets with studio executive Tony Stark, he's told if he gets superstar Axel Foley onboard Navin's movie, Tony will distribute it. But Axel wants nothing to do with Navin's movie. But already with a cast and crew, which includes aspiring actress Felicity Shagwell, Martha May Whovier, and cameraman Sampson, Navin decides to shoot the movie without Axel's awareness. General Zod stars as Axel's advisor at a peculiar organization.
• The Box: Financially desperate couple Mary and Cyclops are offered a Sadistic Choice by a disfigured Perry White: press button, receive money — and an Innocent Bystander dies.
• The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas: During World War II, 8-year-old Otis Milburn and his family leave Berlin to take up residence near the concentration camp where his father Remus Lupin has just become commandant. Unhappy and lonely, he wanders out behind his house one day and finds a Jewish boy of his age. Though the barbed-wire fence of the camp separates them, the boys begin a forbidden friendship, oblivious to the real nature of their surroundings. Also starring Lorraine Warren.
• Boyz n the Hood: Fearing her son O.J. Simpson might fall in with a bad crowd, Tina Turner sends him to live with his father, Ike Turner. O.J. reunites with his friends Calvin Palmer Jr., who would join the Crips, and Dr. Beaumont Rosewood, Jr., who would become a high school football star. Jordan Armstrong is O.J.'s girlfriend. The film's director is a mailman.
• The Brass Bottle: Felix Unger becomes the master of Sam the Snowman and his fiancee is Jeannie.
• Brainscan: John Connor is stuck playing a video game which has Sander Cohen goading him to murder people. These murders are being investigated by Skeletor.
• Bram Stoker's Dracula: Odin, Ted, Westley, The Rocketeer, and Dr. Rice try to stop Sirius Black from corrupting Lydia Deetz with help from Tom Waits.
• Braveheart: Martin Riggs is a Scotsman who leads the Scottish revolution against English King Number 6. Also stars Elektra King as the Princess of Wales, and Captain O'Hagen as Riggs's uncle.
• Breakfast at Tiffany's: Eliza Doolittle wants to drink wine at a jewelry store at eight in the morning. Also includes Jed Clampett, Hannibal Smith, Fred Flintstone and Dingy Bell.
• The Breakfast Club: Gordon Bombay, Stephanie Speck, Jim, Andie Walsh and Hot Rod / Rodimus Prime spend one Saturday in detention.
• Brewster's Millions: Minor-league baseball pitcher Gus Gorman finds out he’s the only surviving heir of his long-lost relative Joe Finley. Joe’s left Gus a ton of money, but there’s a catch: Gus has thirty days to spend thirty million dollars. If he succeeds, he’ll get 300 million; if not, he’ll get nothing. Hilarity ensues. Gus’s best friend is Del Griffith and his accountant is Sister Williams (whose fiancée is Captain Will Decker). Among the people enforcing the terms of Joe’s will are Larry Tate and Commissioner Gordon. Others who show up are Dean Ulich, Detective Lennie Briscoe, Desk Sergeant Kogan, Deanna Monroe, Agent Johnson, the Federation Council President, Judge Hashi Horowitz, Dark Helmet, Carmine Rosato, Con Stapleton, Fred McConnell and Poppie.
• The Bride (1985): Feyd Rautha and his assistant Wormtail create Alex Owens to be a mate for Mr. Krabs, but she doesn't like him. So Krabs hits the road and meets Randall, and together they join the circus. Also appearing are Westley, Major Gobler and Andre Toulon.
• Bride Wars: Mia Thermopolis and Penny Lane are childhood best friends who dream of their respective wedding days. When a clerical error schedules the wedding days of both brides-to-be on the same day, a rivalry develops and Hilarity Ensues.
• Brideshead Revisited: Comely commoner Adrian Veidt falls for his best friend's sister Adult!Bryony while his best friend (supposedly) falls for him; the siblings' grandparents, professors Trelawny and Dumbledore do not approve.
• Bridesmaids: Ruffnut the viking is having a rough week. She loses her business, gets kicked out by her roommates Tweedledee and his sister Fat Amy, her boyfriend Don Draper is a jerk, and her best friend Rita the hooker has asked her to be her maid of honor. Now she has deal with the snooty Jackie Q and larger-than-life Sookie (not that one, and that's her husband she's harassing on the plane).
• Bridget Jones' Diary: Roxy Hart is infatuated with the PM and greatly dislikes the prince.
  • Bridget Jones' Baby: While Roxy and the prince are on the outs she hooks up with Aiden.
• Brightburn: In a twisted version of Superman's origin, Sam Scott and Betty Brant find a child in a ship after it crashes near their house. Only instead of becoming a superhero as he gets older, young Scott Lang starts going on a murder spree.
• Brimstone: Sinister Minister Prince David menaces Cute Mute Satsuki.
• Bring It On: A series of films aimed at girls, but also a hit with guys for some reason.
  • Bring It On: Mary Jane Watson, Faith Lehane, Glory, Zoey Andata, Valerie Birkhead, and Jennifer Morgan are cheerleaders in competition. The only film in the series not released Direct To DVD.
  • Bring It On Again: Rosalie Calvert, Penny, and Haley James Scott are cheerleaders in competition.
  • Bring It On: All Or Nothing: Kairi, Abby Newman (or, if you prefer, two Lizzie Spauldings), Beyonce's sister, Adrian Lee and Jackie Wilcox are cheerleaders in competition.
  • Bring It On: In It To Win It: Hanna Marin, Lauren Tanner, and Ashley Tisdale's sister are cheerleaders in competition.
  • Bring It On: Fight To The Finish: Linda Moon, Lydia Roden, and Janay Brice are cheerleaders in cheerleaders in competition.
  • Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack: Imogen Moreno, Angela Ashford and Bella are... oh, you get the idea.
• Brokeback Mountain: Mysterio and the Joker fall in love, but it being The '60s, they're Star-Crossed Lovers. Mysterio marries Catwoman while Joker marries She-Venom.
• Broken Arrow (1996): Danny Zuko and J.D. are stealth bomber pilots who go on a test run carrying nuclear warheads when Zuko hijacks the nukes for himself to ransom to the U.S. Now it's up to J.D. to stop Zuko. Princess Daisy is a park ranger who helps J.D. An NFL analyst for Fox Sports is one of Zuko's henchmen.
• Broken City: Maximus is the mayor of New York City and married to Velma Kelly, whom he hires Micky Ward to investigate.
• The Bronze: Gymnast Bernadette Rostenkowski is a heroine in her hometown for medaling at the Olympics until a talented young girl threatens to take her glory.
• Brooklyn: Youngest Briony travels to America and where she falls for an Italian-American plumber (not Super Mario Bros. that one) but circumstances take her back home where Gen. Hux wants to romance her.
• Brooklyn's Finest: Blade is a drug dealer, his buddy War Machine and not-Eugene are undercover cops, and Billy Flynn is also a cop.
• Brothers (2009): Peter Parker, Mysterio and Jane Foster have to sort out their relationships when Quentin and Jane learn that Peter (Jane's husband) isn't dead.
• The Brothers Grimm: Jason Bourne and The Joker are con-artist demon hunters who discover All Myths Are True and run afoul of dark Queen Persephone.
• The Brothers Grimsby: Septimus Blackwood is a kick-ass hyper-competent spy; his brother Ali Aladeen is very much not. With Fat Amy as one of Ali's several baby-mamas.
• Bruce Almighty: Ace Ventura is granted god-like powers by Lucius Fox, which he then uses to give his girlfriend Rachel spontaneous orgasms and bigger boobs, and to replace Mac's co-anchor Michael Scott with himself. Also, Russ McDonald is the boss in the newsroom.
  • Evan Almighty: Lucius persuades Michael to re-enact Noah's Ark.
• Brüno (2009): Borat, a fabulously gay Austrian fashion reporter and TV host, is fired from his show Funkyzeit after ruining a fashion show. To add insult to injury, his lover leaves him for another man. He decides to go to America (with his assistant Finn Tender) to become the "biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler".
• Buck Privates: Dexter Broadhurst and Sebastian Dinwiddie accidentally enlist in the Army while trying to escape from the police.
• Bullet to the Head: When veteran hit man John Rambo and his partner, Roberto, kill a corrupt ex-cop, Roberto in turn loses his life to an ex-mercenary named Duncan Idaho. Detective John Mak senses a connection between the two killings and seeks out Rambo, who subsequently saves Mak from an assassination attempt. The pair join forces against a common enemy: a ruthless real-estate developer named Heavy Duty.
• Bullet Train: A group of assassins with competing goals, including Billy Beane, Elle Evans, brothers Quicksilver and Phastos, Storm Shadow and his father Bly Tanaka, El Muerto and Domino have a series of violent encounters on the titular vehicle. Glimmer is a concessions girl, Scarlet Overkill is Billy's over-the-phone handler and General Zod is a shadowy crime lord, whose son is Percy Jackson. Billy is also having to fill in for Deadpool.
• Bullitt: Vin is a tough San Francisco cop who has to contend with corrupt politician Lee.
• Bumblebee: Emily Dickinson meets a robotic Thomas, who can only communicate through the radio, and bonds with him while pursued by Colonel Ferdinand and evil robots Tina Turner and Lord Garmadon.
• Bunraku: Genesis Rhapsodos and Slevin team up to fight The Lich.
• Buried: Hal Jordan is captured, held for ransom, and buried in a coffin somewhere in Iraq with only a dying cell phone for communication.
• Burke & Hare: Det. Angel and Capt. Haddock are grave robbers and eventual murderers who sell the bodies to Dr. Frank N. Furter and Gen. Fromm while Det. Angel tries to hook up with Dr. Whovy. One of the dastardly duo's victims is Saruman. Based on a True Story (except for the parts that aren't).
• Burlesque: Jade St. John is a fresh-faced waitress who discovers Loretta and Mr Harvey's burlesque club. Nightcrawler and Elle Bishop also star.
• Burn After Reading: John Malkovich gets downsized by the CIA and threatens to tell all. His wife Jadis takes steps to make sure she gets full alimony from him, and enlists the help of her lover Danny Ocean. Marge Gunderson and Tyler Durden get mixed up in blackmail.
• Burning Palms:
  • Maneater: Uhura's "need for love" is so great she'll even take it from That Yellow Bastard.
  • The Green Eyed Monster: Ms. Frost meets her fiancee, Frank Booth and his teenage daughter.
• Burnt: A talking raccoon is a big-shot chef with a past (again). Also starring a pretty android, the Deadliest Woman in the World, an heiress, the raccoon's loyal wife, an anxious Divination teacher, and a race car driver.
• Burying the Ex: Clumsy Smurf is stuck with the world's most overbearing girlfriend in the form of Alice Cullen, until she's accidentally killed. Clumsy's subsequent new girlfriend is the much sweeter Annabeth Chase, and all goes well - until Alice comes Back from the Dead...
• The Butler: Idi Amin serves five presidents — Patch Eisenhower, Cyclops & Gaby Kennedy, Sabretooth Johnson, Jackson Nixon, and Severus & Barbarella Reagan — while having to deal with his Lady Drunk wife Sophia (her lover is the first Rhodey Rhodes) and rebellious son Dr. Junju. Also starring Ms. Weiss, Number Four, and Dr. Noughton.
• Bye Bye Birdie:
  • (1963 film): Bert and his girlfriend Marion Crane arrange for superstar singer Corporal Silas Geary to kiss his adoring fan Nora on TV as a publicity stunt before he joins the army. Templeton the Rat is Nora's exasperated father and Emma Goldman is Bert's controlling mother.
  • (1995 TV remake): George Costanza and his girlfriend the Witch arrange for superstar singer Gaston to kiss his adoring fan Kitty on TV as a publicity stunt before he joins the army. Norm Peterson is Kitty's exasperated father, and Dr. Tennelli is George's controlling mother.

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