: Babe Dexter (later Buttercup) is the "Well Done, Son" Guy (sorta) of Agent Smith and a warden.
: Babel Tyler Durden and his wife Galadriel get shot at while on vacation in the Middle East while the audience learns that everything is connected.
: Back to the Future Reverend Jim invents a time machine, which Alex P. Keaton uses to go back in time, where he must ensure that his parents, the creepy thin man and Caroline In The City get together. In the sequel, Alex shows off his video game skills to a young Frodo Baggins.
: Bad Lieutenant Port Of Call New Orleans Ghost Rider makes a movie on drugs (not really).
Bad Milo: Vincent Van Lowe's stress has formed a monster in his digestive system that periodically emerges to kill people who have inflicted said stress on him. His girlfriend Britta Perry is desperate for children. Also featuring Milton Waddams and David Puddy.
: Bad Teacher Princess Fiona is a Manipulative Bastard out to score a meal ticket, first with Nick Andopolis, than with her cousin Artie. Gibby is one of the students.
: Notorious bank robbing duo Bandits Jigo and John McClane find themselves saddled with willing hostage Galadriel.
: Batman Lando's war on crime starts a chain of events which lead to the climactic battle between Beetlejuice and note R.P.McMurphy over the fate of Eminem's mom.
: Batman Returns Pee Wee Herman and his short lived admirer Simone throw a deformed baby into a river who grows up to become The Lorax, who teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio's Dad, a former Bond Villain, while his Secretary, a witch, dates Beetlejuice.
: Beetlejuice Batman Forever is now Gay Perry and he battles Agent K and Fletcher Reed while dating Virginia Woolf and taking in Charlie Simms. Gertie (who's all grown up) is one of K's lovers, and Constable Odo has a small role as a psychiatrist.
: Beetlejuice / Gay Perry Batman & Robin is now Danny Ocean and he and Charlie fight against The Terminator and Ulla Inga tor Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson Bloom, while trying to find a cure for a disease Ambrose D'Arcy contracted, whilst also dealing with his niece, Sharon Spitz, The Riddler is a mad scientist.
: Batman Begins Patrick Bateman teams up with God, Nigel Powers, and Sirius Black to fight Qui-Gon Jinn and Jim, saving Joey and a young Joffrey Baratheon in the process. Patrick's parents were Michael Cutter and Stella Daniels, Bobby Munson is a corrupt cop, and Roy Batty was in charge of Patrick's company while he was gone.
Battlefield Earth: Humans have been enslaved in 3000 and Bolt must save them. Also features Idi Amin.
: Battleship Gambit, Rihanna, Aslan, and Eric Northman find themselves in the middle of an alien invasion.
: In this Beastly Younger and Hipper retelling of " Beauty and the Beast", Gabrielle meets the horribly cursed (but still remarkably good-looking) Number Four after he's been hexed by Lil' Michelle Tanner. Barney, and Nate also star.
: A Beautiful Mind Maximus is a troubled mathematician who marries Sarah Williams but his roommate, JARVIS, and his boss, Christof are imaginary people.
The Beaver: Rocky the rooster is a depressed toy manufacturer who expresses his feelings through a Cockney-accented beaver puppet; wife Clarice Starling (who also directed) kicks him out. Rocky's son Pavel Chekov agrees to write Katniss Everdeen's graduation speech, but soon does more for her.
: Bedknobs and Broomsticks Mr. Banks and Mrs. Potts practice magic to save England from a German invasion in World War II.
: Bedtime Stories Happy Gilmore is a repairman at a hotel that once belonged to his father Governor Swann, but is now owned by Vernon Dursley's hotel empire. Vernon plans to put Leonard in charge of a new hotel, despite a promise that he'd let Happy do it. But when Happy points out that Leonard's plan for this hotel has been done before, he decides to give Happy a chance to show his worth. Meanwhile, the school where Happy's sister Monica is principal is closing down, so she asks him to babysit her children at night, alternating with Felicity Porter in the day. To pass the time, Happy tells bedtime stories, which soon start influencing reality. Also stars Aldous Snow as Happy's Cloudcuckoo Lander bellboy friend, Xena as Leonard's assistant and lover, and Number Six as a hotel heiress with frequent brushes with the tabloids. Drew Decker also appears.
: Beetlejuice Thelma and her husband The Shadow become ghosts after a freak car accident. Their home is invaded by a family consisting of Principal Rooney, his wife Kate McCallister, and their daughter Kim Boggs along with the new family's interior decorator The Mayor of Halloweentown. The ghostly couple hires Batman to exorcise the living from their house, despite the Grandma from warning them not to.
Mars Attacks! Beginners: Obi Wan Kenobi's dad, Lawrence of Arabia, comes out of the closet after his wife's death; meanwhile Obi Wan's starting a relationship with the lovely Shoshanna. Sadly his dad gets diagnosed with terminal cancer at the same time. Based on the director's experiences with his own dad.
( Behind The Candelabra HBO TV movie): Jason Bourne is introduced to (and all-but-marries and later all-but-divorces) flamboyant pianist Gordon Gekko by their mutual friend Capt. Archer. With Ray Stantz as Gekko's loyal agent, Charlotte the spider (the first one) as his beloved mother, and Chris Traeger as his trusted plastic surgeon who makes up Jason's face to look like Gekko's and gets him (Jason) addicted to drugs.
: Being There Inspector Clouseau is mistaken for a businessman and philosopher by Aurora Greenway and Leon d'Algout; the latter introduces him to President Juror #7. Leland McKenzie has his suspicions.
: Bend It Like Beckham Elizabeth Swann and Dr. Neela fall for coach Steerpike.
: Beowulf Sweeney Todd is tasked by Hannibal Lector to kill George McFly. Todd does so, but is seduced by McFly's mother, Lara Croft. Later on, this comes back to bite him (literally) when the product of that liaison attacks his wives, Princesses Buttercup and Nausicaa.
: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Queen Elizabeth II, Davy Jones, Professor McGonagall, and General Fromm check into a hotel run by Jamal.
The Best Of Times: Mork convinces Snake Plissken to help him play the big high school football game again.
A Better Life: Esteban Reyes is an illegal immigrant who wants said life for his son.
: Bicentennial Man Dr. Alan Grant buys robot Fender as a household helper for his family consisting of first lady Grace Marshall and their daughters Georgie Jones Quartermaine and that girl from those late 90s/early 00s Pepsi commercials, who grows up to become Miss Honey. As he interacts more with his family, Fender shows signs of curiosity and creativity, and despite CEO Milton Waddams' fears, Alan nurtures Fender's gifts. His curiosity drives him to wonder if there are others like himself, which leads him to robot builder Carl Anheuser and his own robot Nora Huntington. As Alan and Miss Honey inevitably grow older and pass on, Fender becomes determined to bridge the gap between man and machine in ensuring long life for all and a romantic relationship with Miss Honey's identical granddaughter. But will he ever get accepted by humanity? Also stars Eric Gordon as Miss Honey's son and the Chief as the future head of state.
: Big Bully Billy Fish is a divorced writer who returns to his hometown with his pissed off son and works at the school as a teacher. However, Billy meets his childhood bully, Stanley Stupid, who hasn't changed a bit.
: Big Fish Prince Ashitaka tries to connect with his estranged, dying father Willy Lowman (played in flashbacks by Obi Wan Kenobi; flashback!mom is Nausicaa, present!mom is "Big" Edie Beale-Bouvier), and recalls his dad's strange tales of a were- Penguin and the mysterious Bellatrix Lestrange.
: Somebody breaks into the house of The Big Lebowski John L. Bridges and he teams up with his friends, Sully and the Mad Hatter, to find out who did it.
: Big Nothing Scotty and Ross Geller are two telemarketers who get involved in a massive Gambit Pileup.
: Big Trouble in Little China "The Old Man" is Egg Chen, who recounts a tale of how Snake Plisken saved Chinatown from Mr. Ping.
: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Neo and Marko are given a time machine by Mr. Conductor so they can deliver a history report and ensure their future.
: Tired of his son Billy Madison Bobby Boucher's mindless antics, his hotel CEO father, the old man, threatens to give the company to Josh Lyman, unless Bobby can go back to school and successfully pass all classes from elementary school to high school on his own. Along his way, he falls for his second grade teacher Sonya Blade. Also stars Tommy Callahan as a disgruntled bus driver, Mitch Weaver as one of Bobby's buddies, and Mr. Pink as a former classmate of Bobby .
who saves him in the end : The Birdcage The Genie and Timon are gay partners who must pose straight in order to impress their son's fiancee, Ally McBeal's, ultra-conservative Senator father, Lex Luthor. Moe Syzlak also stars as their manservant.
The Bishop's Wife: Mortimer Brewster is an angel who bestows happiness upon the family and acquaintances of Sir Charles Litton.
: Black Hawk Down Pre-fame cameos ahoy! (young) Obi-Wan Kenobi, Legolas, Ari Gold, Jaime Lannister, The (first) Hulk, Lucius Malfoy, (TV) Will Graham, a blind astronomer, Phil Dunphy, (the first) Mr. Fantastic, Smalls, and Tig try to fight their way out of Mogadishu.
: Black Mass Capt. Jack Sparrow is a notorious real-life gangster and Sherlock Smaug is... I don't know but he looks much more clean-cut than Capt. Jack.
: Black Snake Moan Wednesday Addams is a deeply troubled woman who is found by equally-troubled ex-preacher Jules Winnfield after her creative gift-giver boyfriend ships off to war.
: Black Swan Evee is a prima ballerina who's threatened by newcomer Meg Griffin and has zero chemistry with the future father of her child. She later dons some seriously freaky red contacts. Spock's mom is the ex-prima who was seemingly abandoned by their lecherous director, The Night Fox.
: Blade: Trinity Willy Mays Hays is a vampire-human hybrid and his mission is to destroy all of the world's vampires; normally, he works alone, but Deadpool and Mary Camden join forces with him. Lincoln Burroughs is the world's biggest, baddest vampire, and two people from those Christopher Guest mockumentaries try to help him take over the world...or something (it's not very clear).
: Blade Runner Han Solo and his mysterious "ally" Bill Adama hunt rogue robots that include Elle Driver and Cardinal Roark Twenty Minutes into the Future.
: Blades of Glory Ron Burgundy and Napoleon Dynamite are ice skaters who are thrown out of their league after a fight. Desperate to skate, they discover a loophole that could allow them to compete — as partners. They recruit Mr. Incredible to help them. Meanwhile, their biggest rivals are a Gwen Stefani fangirl and her brother Gob Bluth, who treat their sister Pam as their maid/assistant/secretary/pack animal.
: The Blind Side The "Lion King" guy is a disadvantaged, homeless youth who's taken in by Annie Porter and Charles Billingsley (who, thankfully, has mellowed out a bit) and is raised to become a football player.
: The Bling Ring Hermione Granger is a vapid, self-absorbed, materialistic member of a gang burglars who robs Legolas among other celebs in Mary Corleone's latest film.
: The Blues Brothers Sergeant Tree and Wild Bill Kelso are on a Mission from God to rescue Ma's orphanage. Various R&B musicians guest star. Princess Leia is a mystery woman who launches a bazooka attack.
In the sequel, Sgt. Tree hires Sulley as a lead singer.
: Blue Valentine A murderer and Mrs. Del Mar fall in and out of love.
Bobby ( oh where to begin...) A red-haired mean girl gets married to Frodo, Mr. Tibbs works for Odin, who runs the Ambassador Hotel, where Charlie's fallen Angel sings in the lounge (she's managed by the coach of The Mighty Ducks (who also directed the movie) and is assisted by the rich kid from ). Rushmore Sam Witwicky is a buzzed-out young Democrat while Charlie Epps and a guy who went are drug-dealing hippies. Meanwhile, Into The Wild Morpheus is given Dodgers tickets by an ambitious young undertaker, who helps comfort a dying Bobby Kennedy. Frodo, Sam, the red-headed fairy from and the wife from FernGully all get injured during the assassination.
Mad About You : Bonnie and Clyde Vicki Anderson and Milton Armitage are gangsters. Willy Wonka is a fugitive.
: An The Book of Eli American Gangster who's Walking the Earth finds a mysterious book that Dracula Zorg greatly desires. Jackie Burkhart also stars.
: The Borrowers Professor Slughorn and Draco Malfoy are living together, but Mr. Weasley and Dan Conner plan to knock down their house. Dr. House keeps getting in the way.
: Bound The bride of Chucky and Cristal Connors foil Cypher's plot to steal from his mob bosses, one of whose son is Elliot Stabler.
The Bounty Hunter: Exes Rachel and Leonidas have to endure some Chained Heat.
: The Bourne Identity Will Hunting is an amnesiac Super Soldier who just wants to be left alone, but his former superior Col. Stryker wants him back dead or alive (preferably dead, at the hands of fellow super assassin Mr. Smith). Will goes on the run with Lola.
: Bowfinger Navin R. Johnson is a small-time filmmaker hoping to make the big time. When he meets with studio executive Tony Stark, he's told if he gets superstar Axel Foley onboard Navin's movie, Tony will distribute it. But Axel wants nothing to do with Navin's movie. But already with a cast and crew, which includes aspiring actress Felicity Shagwell, Martha May Whovier, and cameraman Sampson, Navin decides to shoot the movie without Axel's awareness. General Zod stars as Axel's advisor at a peculiar organization.
: Financially desperate couple The Box Mary and Cyclops are offered a Sadistic Choice by a disfigured Perry White: press button, receive money — and an Innocent Bystander dies.
The Brass Bottle: Felix Unger becomes the master of Sam the Snowman and his fiancee is Jeannie.
: Brainscan John Connor is stuck playing a video game which has Sander Cohen goading him to murder people. These murders are being investigated by Skeletor.
: Bram Stoker's Dracula Odin, Ted, Westley, The Rocketeer, and their other allies try to stop Sirius Black from corrupting Lydia Deetz with help from Tom Waits.
: Braveheart Martin Riggs is a Scotsman who leads the Scottish revolution against English King Number 6. Elektra King also stars as the Princess of Wales.
: Breakfast at Tiffany's Eliza Doolittle wants to drink wine at a jewelry store at eight in the morning. Also includes Jed Clampett, Hannibal Smith, Fred Flintstone and Dingy Bell.
: The Breakfast Club Gordon Bombay, Stephanie Speck, Jim, Andie Walsh and Hot Rod / Rodimus Prime spend one saturday in detention.
: Bride Wars Mia Thermopolis and Penny Lane are childhood best friends who dream of their respective wedding days. When a clerical error schedules the wedding days of both brides-to-be on the same day, a rivalry develops and Hilarity Ensues.
Brideshead Revisited: Comely commoner Adrian Veidt falls for his best friend's sister Adult!Bryony while his best friend ( supposedly) falls for him; the siblings' grandparents, professors Trelawny and Dumbledore do not approve.
: Bridesmaids Ruffnut the viking is having a rough week. She loses her business, gets kicked out by her roommates Tweedledee and his sister Fat Amy, her boyfriend Don Draper is a jerk, and her best friend Rita the hooker has asked her to be her maid of honor. Now she has deal with the snooty Jackie Q and larger-than-life Sookie (not that one, and that's her husband she's harassing on the plane).
: A series of films aimed at girls, but also a hit with Bring It On guys for some reason.
Bring It On: Mary Jane Watson, Faith Lehane, Glory, Zoey Andata, Valerie Birkhead, and Jennifer Morgan are cheerleaders in competition. The only film in the series not released Direct To DVD.
Bring It On Again: Rosalie Calvert, Penny, and Haley James Scott are cheerleaders in competition.
Bring It On: All Or Nothing: Kairi, Abby Newman (or, if you prefer, two Lizzie Spauldings), Beyonce's sister, Adrian Lee and Jackie Wilcox are cheerleaders in competition.
Bring It On: In It To Win It: Hanna Marin, Lauren Tanner, and Ashley Tisdale's sister are cheerleaders in competition.
Bring It On: Fight To The Finish: Linda Moon, Lydia Roden, and Janay Brice are... oh, you get the idea.
: Brokeback Mountain Donnie Darko and The Joker fall in love, but it being The Sixties they're Star-Crossed Lovers. Donnie marries a beleaguered assistant while Joker marries his own future Real Life (ex-)wife.
: Broken City Maximus is the mayor of New York City and married to Velma Kelly, whom he hires Micky Ward to investigate.
: Brooklyn's Finest Blade is a drug dealer, his buddy War Machine and not-Eugene are undercover cops, and Billy Flynn is also a cop.
Brothers: Peter Parker, Jack Twist, and Padme Amidala have to sort out their relationships when Jack and Padme learn that Peter (Padme's husband) isn't dead.
: The Brothers Grimm Jason Bourne and The Joker are con-artist demon hunters who discover All Myths Are True and run afoul of dark Queen Persephone.
: Bruce Almighty Ace Ventura is granted god-like powers by Lucius Fox, which he then uses to make things right with his girlfriend Rachel and to replace Mac's co-anchor Michael Scott with himself. Also, Russ McDonald is the boss in the newsroom.
Evan Almighty: Lucius persuades Michael to reenact Noah's Ark.
Buck Privates: Dexter Broadhurst and Sebastian Dinwiddie accidentally enlist in the Army while trying to escape from the police.
Bunraku: Genesis Rhapsodos and Slevin team up to fight The Lich.
: Buried Hal Jordan is captured, held for ransom, and buried in a coffin somewhere in Iraq with only a dying cell phone for communication.
: Burke and Hare Det. Angel and Capt. Haddock are grave robbers and eventual murderers who sell the bodies to Dr. Frank N. Furter and Gen. Fromm while Det. Angel tries to hook up with Dr. Whovy. One of the dastardly duo's victims is Saruman. Based on a True Story (except for the parts that aren't).
: Burlesque Christina Aguilera is a fresh-faced waitress who discovers Loretta and Mr Harvey's burlesque club. Nightcrawler and Elle Bishop also star.
: Burn After Reading John Malkovich gets downsized by the CIA and threatens to tell all. His wife Jadis takes steps to make sure she gets full alimony from him, and enlists the help of her lover Danny Ocean. Marge Gunderson and Tyler Durden get mixed up in blackmail.
Burt Wonderstone: Ace Ventura (who was bullied by Greg Heffley as a kid) and Michael Scott are dueling magicians. Britta is a self-appointed magic groupie.
: The Butler Idi Amin serves five presidents — Adrian Eisenhower, Cyclops & Gaby Kennedy, Sabertooth Johnson, Jackson Nixon, and Severus & Barbarella Reagan — while having to deal with his Lady Drunk wife Sophia (her lover is the first Rhody Rhodes) and rebellious son Dr. Junju. Also starring Ms. Weiss, Number Four, and Dr. Noughton.