HGS Side Stories: A Spin-off from Hunger Games Simulation

Ever wonder what would happen if all of your nominees in the Trope Games fought each other? Wanna see your favorite characters battle it out in the ultimate death match? Or maybe you just want to mess with the simulator itself?

Well, you've come to the right place! Welcome to the official HGS Side Stories thread, where you can post your own simulations here. To start off, I'm linking to the first three seasons of 9k1 Games, all of which involve my nominees in the Trope Games.

If you want to participate in the main games, hop on over here!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 2nd 2018 at 9:58:06 PM

Once upon a time, some bastard decided that he'd make a bunch of fictional characters, ranging from cute girls to criminals to cosmic horrors, fight to the death.

The bastard in question is me, obviously.

Anyway, without further ado, I present the Infinity Games.

This'll be using a different batch of characters than the ones I did in the main thread. Also, only 24 of them.

The Reaping◊, the placements◊, and the summary◊.

Murder commentaries:

• BLOODBATH:
  • None.
• DAY 1:
  • Asgore proves that he's not as weak as his appearances in the main seasons by using explosives to remove a sixth of the tributes from the game.
• NIGHT 1:
  • Nada.
• DAY 2:
  • Asgore gains more EXP by somehow bashing a ghost's head in. LV up!
• NIGHT 2:
  • Flowey teaches Patchouli the real meaning of this world.
• DAY 3:
  • Nope.
• NIGHT 3:
  • Rohan manages to steal DIO's Stand and kill him with it.
  • Torchwick is killed by a wild animal, presumably a Grimm of some sort.
• DAY 4:
  • Marx does his black hole thing, and Rohan uses his newly gained Stand to kill an immortal, another immortal, and a flower. Meanwhile, Michael has something to say: "Oh no, there's Mokou! That's a shame, she was really nice! And there's Porky! Heh heh, hard luck, Porky, always knew you were a bit weak!"
• NIGHT 4:
  • Asgore continues his mad dog stuff, killing the games' official Butt-Monkey, and gaining EXP and LOVE as he does so.
• DAY 5:
  • Nothing.
• NIGHT 5:
  • But nobody came.
• DAY 6:
  • Marx taints a former ally's food.
  • Yoshikage Kira succeeds in ending JJBA Part 4 early.
  • Giorno must have read that the best way to deal with half-ghosts is with fire. He seems to be right, in this case.
  • Engie is killed by another wild animal.
• NIGHT 6:
  • Asgore gets his hands on another explosive and uses it effectively, killing 3/8 of the remaining cast.
• THE FEAST:
  • Asriel decides to reverse the filicide trend by enlisting Michael Rosen's help in drowning his father.
  • Giorno must have been cut by Youmu during their fight.
• DAY 7:
  • The last day with no deaths.
• NIGHT 7:
  • Michael, Soldier doesn't approve of betrayal.
• DAY 8:
  • Wow, way to show your gratitude, Asriel.
• WINNER: Asriel Dreemurr
• MOST KILLS: Asgore Dreemurr

Oh, I see that you used the "maximum bloodshed" save there. And it's kinda improbable that Flowey and Asriel are in the same game, though.

But then again, that's as improbable as Good Mordecai and Zombie Mordecai in Season 38 or three versions of Luigi in Season 47.

edited 16th Aug '16 7:16:48 PM by TroperNo9001

A Wizard Did It, obviously.

But should you really question the workings of the simulator?

edited 16th Aug '16 7:44:44 PM by InfinityRyujin

9k1 Games Season 4, now with a higher death rate and less running away!^* not guaranteed

• The Cast
• Bloodbath
  • ...what hands? Then again, Starlow keeps her stuff in her star (menu).
  • Meg makes sure that Retro doesn't turn her bag of supplies into useless antiques.
  • All right, guys! Let's see what y'ave got there!
  • One traitorous Disney tribute rips a mace out of another's hands.
  • Are you not satisfied with your care, Baymax?
  • Poor Hufflepuffs just can't catch a break, can they?
  • And the rest grab supplies or run, but more do the former this time.
• Day 1
  • Surely the smoke would be coming from Anger's head, wouldn't it, Navi?
  • Hans tries to become a Mythical Pokemon Trainer.
  • Yikes. I hope Liz doesn't get scorched or drooled on...
  • King Candy wastes no time showing off his villain chops.
  • Yaarp wanted out, but Luna says no.
  • Starlow and Sadness have a picnic near a BBQ gathering.
  • Deaths: Retro, Cedric, and WALL-E
• Night 1
  • It's Truth or Dare night, everybody!
  • Meg misses Hercules and gets some comfort from... King Candy?!
  • Sadness wants to throw herself in the Memory Dump (again), but Liz "talks" her out of it.
  • Protego not enough for you, Luna?
• Day 2
  • Yaarp sets off a supersonic bomb!
  • Bulbasaur runs away from another reptile.
  • Rose sees the beauty in everyone... except for that annoying fairy. Why didn't she just use her sword?
  • Prince Hans see a Crack Pairing and disapproves... only to get himself into a new one. Later on, Blooky comes across the corpse.
  • ...what hair? Maybe Darkrai pulled Belle's ears instead.
  • Lickitung receives a supply of potions and healing items from his trainer.
  • Isn't searching for firewood a Fire-type's job?
  • King Candy... strokes his candy cane.
  • Deaths: Luna, Remmy, Anger, Sadness, Vinyl Scratch, Navi, and Megara
• Night 2
  • Milk my duds! What's gotten into KC?
  • I hope the living alarm clocks don't set off too early...
  • Lickitung used Power Whip! Critical hit! Baymax "fainted"!
  • Blooky isn't really feeling up to stopping nightmares now. Sorry.
  • Liz just wanted a roommate.
  • Totodile's too young to be doing... that.
• Day 3
  • Blooky totally disapproves of what Prince Hans did yesterday.
  • Yaarp used Screech! Darkrai avoided the attack!
  • Bulbasaur tries to use Vine Whip but gets intercepted.
  • Sunny Day too much for you, Totodile?
  • Deaths: Baymax, Pascal, Prince Hans, Bulbasaur, and Totodile
• Night 3
  • Again, what hair?
  • Rose reassures a loud alien of her love for (almost) everyone.
  • A nightmarish Crack Pairing in the making.
  • When sound blasts aren't enough, a Groin Attack will just do the trick.
  • A wild Ariados used Poison Jab! Lickitung is poisoned! Lickitung is hurt by poison! Lickitung "fainted"!
• Feast
  • One can only wonder how Starlow was able to help King Candy shatter a quartz Gem along with Belle.
  • Yaarp remembers that Liz still has the shovel and paddles her to death.
  • Darkrai should've washed after huddling that lizard.
• Day 4
  • The final four decide to leave each other alone.
  • Deaths: Lickitung, Belle, Rose Quartz, Liz, and Darkrai
• Night 4
  • Blooky invites a snarky Exposition Fairy to a "lie down and feel like garbage" night while King Candy gets a box of assorted chocolates from Sugar Rush.
• Day 5
  • Who knew the final four were avid readers?
• Night 5
  • Starlow disapproves of Napstablook's self-KO wish while King Candy blows the foghorn one last time.
• Day 6
  • Did King Candy game jump to Blooky's home game?!
  • Deaths: Yaarp
• Finale: Night 6
  • Blooky sleep-phases him/themself out of the Arena while Chippy gets her butt chipped off.
• Placements
  • Winner: King Candy
  • 2nd Place: Starlow
  • 3rd Place: Napstablook
  • Most kills: King Candy
• Death Summary
• Stats

Huh. Looks like the podium finishers are from video games (though one of them is an in-universe one). Too bad none of the phantoms came to visit.

edited 22nd Aug '16 5:34:03 AM by TroperNo9001

I decided to make a simulation featuring the whole playable cast of Chrono Cross and Garai, Miguel, and Dario.

Reaping, Placements, and Summary.

• The Bloodbath
  • Sneff decides to take revenge on Fargo for trapping him in the S.S. Zelbess. Too bad it was the wrong Fargo.
  • Draggy gets rid of one of Luccia's creations.
  • The Guldovian thief kills Harle before she can cause too much trouble.

• Day 1
  • Marcy forces a difficult choice on Steena. Steena decides to kill the one who doesn't forge weapons for the party.
  • Janice crushes the demi-human mermaid's skull with her carrot while she's relaxing.
  • Orlha kicks Poshul off a cliff like Peppor did, only Poshul doesn't survive.
  • Ewww... poor Nikki.

• Night 1
  • Luccia attempts to analyze her surroundings from above, but she plummets to her doom.
  • Meanwhile, the other one of Luccia's creations destroys the Arni chief's head with a mace.

• Day 2
  • Viper didn't pay attention to where he was stepping and fell into a hole.

• Night 2
  • Norris uses his military training to off Viper Manor's cook.
  • Zappa sees this and successfully repeat Norris' feat, killing Sneff.
  • Two members of Guldove get Karsh's help in dealing with two demi-humans and Pip.

• Day 3
  • Zappa is out for blood, so he crushes Starky with his hammer. Funguy runs away before he's next.
  • Marcy falls victim to something that matches her innate color.
  • Guile, Miki, and Turnip take out the military man Norris after a long battle.
  • Draggy fights Grobyc and Korcha and successfully incinerates them both.
  • Orlha proves her fighting skill by beating the much stronger melee fighter ZOAH to death.
  • Macha shows that looks can be deceiving by besting Garai of all people.
  • Mel's pranks have gone too far this time. Farewell, Steena.
  • Lynx decides to take out the hard-living painter of Termina.

• Night 3
  • Leah kills Serge with a Triple Kick he never saw coming.

• Day 4
  • Macha is still out for blood and blows Dario to smithereens before he can unleash his hard-hitting Techs.

• Day 5
  • Zappa tries to plant a mine to do the dirty work for him, but he was not good enough. Should've stuck at forging.

• Day 6
  • Riddel of all people cruelly breaks Miki's skull while she was resting.
  • Skelly repeats Zappa's mistake and his bones become too fragmented for the party to reassemble him.
  • Lynx forgets to drink water and dies.

• Night 6
  • Kid unleashes a Diminish, inhibiting Miguel's powerful white attacks. Miguel decides to run away, but Kid kills him with her Red Pin tech.
  • Mel, Doc, and Orlha convince Draggy to ambush Mojo, who couldn't dodge their attacks for long.
  • Woah, Riddel, what's wrong with you?

• The Feast
  • Turnip decides to avenge Mojo by unleashing his wrath on the baby dragon first. Draggy tried to fly away, but he forgot about Turnip's Vege Might tech.
  • Macha... kills her own daughter after finding out that she killed Steena.
  • Leena demonstrates surprising skill in besting the luchador Greco in a knife fight.
  • Karsh has his revenge for the fight he lost against Kid in the beginning of the game.
  • Pierre stabs Orlha in the back while she's distracted.

• Night 7
  • Guile uses his levitation powers t send a sickle flying straight at Funguy's chest.
  • Macha won't stop killing her fellow Guldove people.
  • Glenn breaks off Turnip's head after a sword fight between knights.

• Day 8
  • Leena cannot live with killing Greco and offs herself.

• Day 9
  • Riddel was attacked by a black innate monster and eventually dies from a nasty infection.
  • Macha asks for Glenn to put her down for killing her own daughter. Glenn has no choice but to accept.

• Night 9
  • The injuries from the previous fight with Turnip eventually get the best of Glenn.

• Day 11
  • Pierre manages to make it far, but fell to a rather cold day.

• Night 11
  • Guile knows he cannot survive for long against a Deva one-on-one, so he tries to run, but Karsh kills him with a well-placed Meteor Shower.

Winner: Karsh Most kills: Macha

9k1 Games Season 5^note This was recorded before Season 66.

• Bloodbath
  • Destiny helps herself to a huge heaping of plankton, somehow.
  • A memory-wiping wizard plans to go fishing with... a forgetful fish. Huh.
  • Where did Vanellope get that gun?! From Hero's Duty?
  • Sofia wastes no time to establish herself as the Cute and Psycho tribute of the season.
• Day 1
  • Yo dawg, I heard you like fishing...
  • Lockhart adopts a dog, just like Dumbledore in the first season of 9k1 Games.
  • Aron knows what Sofia's up to and brutally beats her up with multiple Iron Heads.
  • These two tributes don't really know how to play chess.
  • Now who's gonna be Destiny's Most Powerful Pair of Glasses?!
  • Steve plays Blue's Clues with two aliens.
  • ...what hair?
  • How does Dory...?!
  • Yoshi mistimes his Flutter Jump. Good thing that wasn't a bottomless pit.
• Arena Event: Murder Kittens
  • Ron tries to get a bat out of his face, but both of them get eaten by the Kittens.
  • Apparently, the Kittens like the taste of sour balls, and a whale shark is somehow done in by them.
  • Blue, you know Periwinkle is one of your friends, but...
  • And the Kitties have a lovely feast.
  • Deaths: More than half of the cast down already. That's what I get for cranking up the death rate. And here I was thinking that Wanda would call Ron or Ginny a Weasley wimp.
• Night 1
  • Lockhart's been uncharacteristically nice lately...
  • Apparently, Vanellope game jumps to Undertale when she's not racing.
  • Tigress pulls an old-timey murder method on Yoshi, but Ginny thankfully does some rope-untying spell to save him.
  • Hi, I'm Dory, and I... Aron! Aron! Hi, I'm Dory...
• Day 2
  • Good thing Dory has short-term memory loss...
  • The two green video game characters have a picnic together. Awww...
• Night 2
  • Ginny saves Aron from becoming Tank's next meal while Birdo hosts a comedy night.
  • Lockhart tries to fix Yoshi's broken arm, but the healing spell removes his bones instead. Now Yoshi can't Flutter Jump himself and Lockhart out of the ditch.
• Day 3
  • Lockhart may or may not have succeeded in wiping Birdo's memories.
  • Vanellope squees and chases a cute alicorn.
  • Yoshi finds another way to kill to make up for his broken arm.
  • How does Crobat move those chess pieces?
  • A wild Ursaring used Hammer Arm! It's Super Effective!
  • Deaths: Tank and Aron
• Night 3
  • An improbable card game is had while Yoshi hums himself the Yoshi's Island lullaby to sleep.
• Feast
  • Dory shows us how she became the champion in her season of the Hunger Games.
  • Kung fu ultimately beats magic!
  • Ginny gets a rather large spare wand.
• Day 4
  • Birdo gets back at Crobat for that prank the latter pulled on her two days ago.
  • How does Dory even berry, anyway?
• Finale
  • Looks like the Kitties came back for seconds...
• Placements
  • Winner: Tigress
  • 2nd Place: Ginny Weasley
  • 3rd Place: Vanellope von Schweetz
  • Most kills: Tigress
• Death Summary
• Stats

Before you ask, yes, I'm still doing this, since it serves as a good writing exercise. In fact, I've already lined up my future teams! That's enough to last me about 1 1/2 years, assuming that I post one season a month.

edited 28th Sep '16 1:08:59 AM by TroperNo9001

Can't do it right now, but you bet your ass you're gonna be seeing a game comprised entirely of LISA characters in the future.

Oh, the LISA Games? Speaking of Mother 3-inspired indies, I also did the Undertale Battle Royale a few weeks ago. Warning: Unmarked spoilers for the game in the folder below.

Because I'm a lazy arse, I'll just re-re-post the events of the first Stalkeyes Games. Maybe I'll create a Stalkeyes Games 2 soon. Or something entirely different. Who knows? :V

When Papyrus dies first.

Anyway, I'll have LISA games up shortly.

Here we go! Note there WILL be spoilers.

Wow. That was the closest a Hunger Games Sim has gotten to a Downer Ending, to my knowledge. The Bad Guy Wins, what a twist.

edited 22nd Sep '16 5:10:10 PM by BaconZorp

What the hell?

Zorp, for some reason, when I click on that folder, it opens Troper9001's folder a few posts above!

edited 22nd Sep '16 5:08:47 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

What the fuck it's happening to me too.

Alright, I got a work around. Just push the open/close all folders button I just added. Then it'll open.

edited 22nd Sep '16 5:10:50 PM by BaconZorp

Nevermind again, I keep misreading the opening post. Anyway thinking of doing a WW 2 tanks sim.

edited 22nd Sep '16 6:23:15 PM by Skiller2

I hope no one minded that I just went with the fatal events in the Chrono Cross HGS.

That's okay. Everyone has their own style of hosting.

Alright, I've decided to do another one of these using tributes that, at some point, I have nominated in the main thread.

INFINITY GAMES 2.0 (recorded after main season 70):

• Today's Cast (or tonight's, depending on your time zone)◊
• Bloodbath◊ (part 2,◊ part 3,◊ part 4,◊ part 5◊)
  • Kuja ensures that Asgore continues to receive the Butt-Monkey treatment. Jonathan is also a casualty.
  • Michael Rosen is the fiercest normal guy in the arena, judging from the Flaming Prince's decision to give up.
  • Mark offers the Annoying Dog some marmalade in order to prevent the dog from committing suicide.
  • Torchwick is prevented from doing what he does best for what seems like the millionth time. The one doing the preventing this time is Garland.
  • Everyone else grabs stuff, fights over bags, or runs away.
• Day 1◊ (part 2,◊ part 3◊)
  • Flowey, Attondel, and Dio are... having a snowball fight?!?
  • Some hunting parties are formed.
  • That must be some barbecue gathering...
  • Koishi channels her ability to have nobody notice her.
  • Michael decides to fight a trained sword-fighter and seems to hold his own long enough for the rain to arrive.
  • I wonder if Kuja had Dark Messenger on that playlist of his.
• ARENA EVENT◊ (to nobody's surprise): THE KITTIES FEAST AT DUSK TODAY (part 2,◊ part 3,◊ part 4◊)
  • Lots of fighting and getting trampled by the murder kittens.
  • Didn't know Garland liked cats that much.
  • Undertaker also has a fatal soft spot.
  • And Jotaro is just incompetent this time around.
  • SO MUCH BLOOD!◊
• Night 1◊
  • Giygas makes use of weapons skills I didn't know he had.
  • Singing may be a good way to cheer up after the Day 1 Massacre, but they shouldn't have invited the girl whose singing can make you go blind.
  • It's a shame Mark didn't have a jar with him.
• THE FEAST◊
  • Giygas continues his assault against the YTP stars.
  • Koishi should've been more careful in her earlier fight with Esidisi.
• Day 2◊
  • Yuyuko decides to be nice.
  • What's the best way to kill cosmic horrors? Ask Rohan, and your answer will likely be "with a chainsaw."
  • The number of deaths since the Day 1 Massacre is, understandably, much lower.◊
• Night 2◊
  • Rohan shows an uncharacteristically high amount of respect.
  • Welp, folks, we have our OTP for the season.
• Finale: Day 3◊
  • Mystia and Rohan both die anticlimactic deaths. The end.
  • Deaths, in case it wasn't clear who died.◊
• Placements◊
  • Winner: Yuyuko Saigyouji
  • 2nd Place: Rohan Kishibe
  • 3rd Place: Mystia Lorelei
  • Most Kills: Giygas/Trance Kuja
• Death Summary◊
• Statistics◊
• Save, for anyone interested

Damn, that was short. This game really put the "murder" in "murder kittens."

29 deaths?! Did you put the death rate to "very high"?

Nope, the death rate was just on "high." I was just as surprised as you were.

Presenting my latest batch of tributes for 9k1 Games Season 6!^note recorded before Trope Games Season 78 Unfortunately, Toriel and Mrs. Potts were past the 24-tribute cutoff point, but they'll be in the next.

• Bloodbath
  • Two muscled tributes fight for bags, but chicken out immediately.
  • Sapphire doesn't want Nosy to find out about her secrets, so she bombs him, netting a Death Eater and a cranky old man as collateral damage.
  • Shush wastes no time to become the token Cute and Psycho tribute.
  • Everyone else pretty much runs away or grabs supplies, though I do wonder how a 47' 7" long whale grabs a shield.
• Day 1
  • Taunt or Torment may not be part of Skitty's moveset, but he's gutsy enough to insult a Legendary Pokemon to tears.
  • Equius goes swimming, but the river quickly dries up due to Primal Groudon's Desolate Land.
  • Wailord leaps into the air and Heavy Slams Babyfier in the diaper region.
  • Oh my god, Richter just ran in.
  • Shush continues his rampage, but Sweetie Belle escapes with just one eye.
  • Draco: Dad! What did you do that for?
  • Sapphy mistakes Rocket for Ruby and hugs him.
  • How does the Magic School Bus pick fruit from a tree? Magic.
  • Deaths: Bellatrix, Nosy, Carl, Gardevoir, and Richter
• Night 1
  • Shush calms down and organizes an apology party for Sweetie Belle.
  • Skitty accidentally harpoons his mate while trying to shoot down Rocket.
  • Primal Groudon tries to ditch the only troll, but Keesha comes to the rescue.
  • Lucius: I'm just teasing you, my son. Why don't we have a dance party instead? / Bulk Biceps: YEAH!!!
• Day 2
  • Sapphire does border patrol, using her Future Vision to watch for potential intruders.
  • Sweetie Belle tries to use her magic in combat, but Lucius casts Petrificus Totalus on her and slams her back and forth while levitating her.
  • Primal Groudon... I'm not going there.
  • If there's one tribute that Babyfier wouldn't want to de-age, it's Bulk Biceps.
  • Draco wants to find out about the MSB's secrets, so he enlists the help of a troll, a pony, and a scout to raid its camp.
  • Rocket pulls Lax's antenna and gets zapped by his lazy beam, briefly malfunctioning due to being a machine.
  • Narcissa gathers some long-distance intel while searching for resources.
  • Deaths: Wailord, Sweetie Belle, and Bulk Biceps
• Night 2
  • Nepeta sends her moirail a care package.
  • Sapphy cuddles a cute alien. Ruby's not gonna be happy about that.
  • Shush overhears everything and cracks from the many voices overloading his ears.
  • ...One bottle of Brain Bleach for Lax and me, please.
  • How does a rocket ship shave?
  • Keesha: Oh bad! Oh bad! Oh bad, bad, bad!
  • Scootaloo somehow manages to climb a tree, despite not having the strength to fly up there.
  • Draco reluctantly sings Hedwig's Theme with two Pokemon. His expression here just says it all.
• Day 3
  • The Magic School Bus gets back at one of the Malfoys for raiding its camp, but Cissy wasn't involved in said raid.
  • Rocket liked that hug from Sapphy and is now trying to return the favor, somehow.
  • After seeing two experiments make out, Draco wishes that he could Obliviate himself.
  • Gallade teaches some Fighting moves to a rather... interesting class. Russell and Skitty probably just joined in for the snacks afterwards.
  • Lucius also goes swimming in the blazing sun.
  • Scoots tells Shush to be quiet... by giving his head a severe concussion with a shield that I never knew she had.
  • Deaths: Shush
• Night 3
  • A Pokemon battle hap— nah, just a chess match.
  • Lax dreams of having a vacation by the cliffside and nearly falls to his death. Good thing Sapphy saw that coming.
  • Cissy takes her son to music class, and he's weirded out by his teacher.
  • Thankfully, the Bus is magically fireproof.
• Day 4
  • Oh dear, I hope Gallade didn't get crushed by that group hug...
  • ...what hair?
  • Despite attaining enlightenment last night, Lucius, for some reason, begs his own son to Avada Kedavra him. Shocked by this, Draco understandably refuses.
  • Pony x human. That is all.
• Arena Event: Hallucinogenic Mist
  • Three of our cuties here become Cute and Psycho to the max, and it's impressive that they're able to shatter a Gem, break down a bus, and kill off a Legendary Pokemon.
  • Speaking of cute and psycho tributes, Babyfier gets back at Equius for tripping him last night.
  • Gallade relives his worst battles and commits suicide.
  • Narcissa fends off some bears... wait a minute, those aren't bears...
  • Deaths
• Night 4
  • Isn't Scoots too young to be doing this?
  • Lax helps Narcissa relax after that arena event. I bet they're playing Wizard's Chess.
  • The drugs are still kicking in for a pink alien; he takes it out on a pink Pokemon's supplies.
• Feast
  • Lax and Narcissa take out the cute psychos before they could continue their quest for blood.
• Day 5
  • Scootaloo gives me a hug through the fourth wall while Narcissa kicks Lax in the groin. I guess Cissy lost that chess match the other night.
  • Deaths: Skitty and Babyfier
• Night 5
  • Scoots and Lax do some plotting while Cissy grieves over the skulls of her family.
• Day 6
  • The podium finishers just chillax.
• Night 6
  • Isn't pulling pranks Fred and George's thing?
• Finale: Day 7
  • Scootaloo interrupts Lax's me time, and he doesn't take it lightly.
  • You could've just Apparated outta here, Cissy...
• Placements
  • Winner: Experiment 285 (Lax)
  • 2nd Place: Narcissa Malfoy
  • 3rd Place: Scootaloo
  • Most kills: Scootaloo (Five kills by manual count. Something's wrong with the euphoric bloodlust event.) Yeah, I've miscounted the first time around.
• Death Summary
• Stats
• Save if anyone's interested. I personalized it by adding a bunch of my custom event suggestions that didn't make it to the Trope Games, and also replacing the phantoms with those of my past tributes.

I'll still be doing this in neat little batches of 24, because I have Super OCD.

edited 3rd Jun '17 6:31:24 AM by TroperNo9001

And here's another one run by me. It's a 24-tribute game this time. Featuring multiple arena events in quick succession. Oh boy.

INFINITY GAMES 3.0 (recorded during main season 78):

• Today's bunch of misfits◊
• Bloodbath◊ (part 2◊, part 3◊)
  • Kars assures Asgore that the two can be butt monkeys together.
  • Mettaton's just too fabulous for poor Marisa. Star Dream seems to have a self-preservation instinct.
  • I'm pretty sure Shulk wasn't a Mad Bomber in Xenoblade, but canon personalities mean nothing here.
  • Torchwick is clearly tired of being constantly nominated for these things by me.
  • Oh. I probably should've checked for map errors before unleashing everyone into the arena.
• Day 1◊ (part 2◊, part 3◊)
  • Mettaton channels his inner Undyne. Kuja sees that as a challenge and does the same.
  • Zeppeli gives a speech to a few ready listeners, presumably about the benefits of getting friendly with the women in the arena.
  • Masturbation.
  • No, Masked Man, I won't be so kind as to never nominate you for this again.
• ARENA EVENT (1 OUT OF 2)◊: Is it getting a little cold in here, or is it just me? (part 2◊, part 3◊)
  • Isn't Kabutops supposed to resist ice?
  • Porky, you're a bastard. (Mind you, he's a bastard canonically as well.)
  • Zeppeli has an appreciation for the fine art of irony.
  • Shulk and Miko try following Zeppeli's advice, but instead of surviving together, they die together.
  • Bring out ye dead!◊
• Night 1◊ (part 2◊)
  • I think Zeppeli honestly mistook Kuja for a woman.
  • Through his breaking of the fourth wall, the Masked Man learned... how to cook?
  • We're now presenting... The Shinryu Show! Live, from the arena!
  • Sniper's survival skills didn't do him much good in the end, did they?
  • Mettaton, I don't think you can do... you know...
• Day 2◊ (part 2◊)
  • Was it his cooking that caused the Masked Man to die?
  • Well, when you can time travel, you have as many years as you want to build up immunity to poison.
  • There can be only one man wearing next to nothing in this arena.
  • Star Dream deals over 50 million damage in one shot.
• FINALE: ARENA EVENT (2 OUT OF 2)◊ Arise, my phantoms, and kill everyone you see!
  • Star Dream does a barrel roll.
  • Torchwick and Dialga have a fatal stroke of bad luck. Hey, it's not like the sticky trap was immediately obvious.
  • Mettaton and Kars disagreed with something that ate them.
  • Yveltal still needs more life energy, and it finds three tributes that it thinks will give it some, voluntarily or not.
  • Flowey's still salty about not winning any of these games.
• Placements◊
  • Winner: Star Dream
  • 2nd Place: Joseph Joestar
  • 3rd Place: Satori Komeiji
  • Most Kills: Porky Minch/Shulk
• Death Summary◊
• Statistics◊
• Save, for anyone interested

Another fast one. That's all I've got to say.

Well, it took me long enough, but it's finally here. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you... STALKEYES GAMES 2: THE REVENGAROO!

*Chirping Crickets*

...Anyway, just for future reference, I'll just slap the Hall of Fame for the first Stalkeyes Games here:

• Winner: Ralf Jones
• 2nd Place: Kig-Yar Ranger
• 3rd Place: JUNIOR
• Most Kills: Ralf Jones/Three-Eyed Tyhrranoid

So for the sequel, I nominated the 24 tributes that came after them, and that includes a whole load of tributes from before I took my break. I also set the death rate to 'very high' to speed things along and created a new arena event utilising the phantoms of those who perished in the first Stalkeyes Games. I'll admit I re-ran this game a few times because I wanted the arena event to get some good mileage, and if anything, this is more practice for hosting main games than anything else.

The lambs for tonight's slaughter.◊

Ze Bloodbasz:◊

• Not even Henri Ducard is willing to mess with Kurtis "Just Doing My Job" Stryker. What happened in Gotham must have got to him.
• "STAY BACK! I'VE GOT A RUDDY KNIFE!" So much for Bryan Mills' particular set of skills.
• James (the Fallout one) really could have used a caravan trekking across the Capital Wasteland, and disapproves of Jeremy Clarkson's serial destruction of them.
• Roy tries to disarm a bloodthirsty sociopath through a well-timed hug, only to break her neck by accident.
• Pretty much everyone else runs or gathers resources.

Day 1:◊

• Two fuzzy combat experts decide to play drill sergeant with two separate groups. Ratchet encourages Stryker to make better use of his guns, while Dust encourages Doug to get up close and personal.
• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL BILLY SPEAR! ARE YOU TIRED OF SPEARS GETTING LODGED IN YOUR ENEMY'S MIDSECTION, OR SNAPPING IN HALF WHEN YOU TRY TO BLOCK ATTACKS? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU!
• I swear Moss actually did have a red stapler once...
• One would hope that Hugo A.'s loud, plodding footsteps would cancel out McHorn's own loud, plodding footsteps.
• Rio Cop tries to run down a small robot, but misses his mark.
• BANG BANG BLOODY BANG, AND BARRY SCOTT IS GONE!

Deaths: Bryan Mills, Jeremy Clarkson, Catalina, Barry Scott.

Night 1:◊

• Oh shit! Get Ahrah away from me, will you? You'll ruin the upholstery! And now Moss and McHorn followed you in! Out, get out!
• Hugo Andore delivers a side-splitting monologue about POTATOES. Nobody seems very impressed, but not enough to give him the Aang Treatment™.
• Three cops and a Nimbat decide to play Trivial Pursuit. Unfortunately, they're all police-related questions.
• Roy decides that he's already killed one person so he might as well go all the way. And the amount of James-related confusion sharply decreased that night.

Day 2:◊

• A demolition derby racer decides to re-enact a scene from a movie. Fortunately for Hugo Simpson, that movie isn't The Blues Brothers.
• ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH LEGO PIECES GETTING STUCK IN THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET? TRY THE 47 GAROTTE WIRE! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO TEAR INTO HARD PLASTIC AT SHORT NOTICE!
• Hugo runs into the place where James May buried his co-presenter. And presses F.
• Doug acts in-character.
• McHorn channels his inner Detective Oates and tells everyone how concerned he is about all these murders and how he doesn't want to have to solve everything himself.
• Moss' Karma Houdini Warranty has expired, but Stryker was too busy negotiating with a ruthless Russian mob boss over sausage rolls and battenberg cakes, so Chief Wiggum has to take him out.

Deaths: Fallout James, Bad Cop, Maurice Moss.

Night 2:◊

• Wiggum is Wrong Genre Savvy, to nobody's surprise.
• Roy bursts in on James May 'multitasking while driving.'
• Doug's gonna have to kick pretty high...
• WEDGALITY!
• Good thing both of those guys have cars in which to do their stuff.

Day 3:◊

• Fidget forgets she can fly again.
• Even a demolition derby racer posing as a cop can act like a dick to Wiggum and get away with it, it seems.
• You sure that's a good idea, Doug? Wool is a terrible material to swim in.
• Dust pulls an Arnold-at-the-end-of-Predator, taking out both Hugos, a small robot, and the last Neeson standing. Conservation of Ninjutsu indeed.
• For someone who's supposedly Super OCD, James May ain't a great shot. He literally can't hit a rhino!
• Ratchet finds a Gadgetron vendor and stocks up on bomb glove ammo.

Deaths: Henri Ducard, Clank, Hugo Andore, Hugo Simpson, Kurtis Stryker.

Night 3:◊

• Ratchet lies down and thinks of Veldin.
• Doug listens to The Ruminants.
• Everyone else either goes to the tea party or plays some Cards Against Humanity.

Day 4:◊

• May Vs. Mays. Turns out that having more Mays won't guarantee victory, but they'll at least insulate you against death at the cost of an eyeball.
• For Doug's sake, I hope that's a vegetarian barbecue.
• Dust takes a page out of Stryker's book and carves his sword straight through Raw Cop's car, tearing his heart out in the process, and showing the grisly results to his partner just to add insult to injury.
• Fidget looks on and decides she wants in on that action, too.

Deaths: Raw Cop.

Night 4:◊

• Human and animal bond over a Spot Of Tea.
• One-eyed Billy Mays gets a get-well card from Anthony Sullivan.

Day 5:◊

• Rascalov channels his inner Vladimir Putin and takes his shirt off. Can he defeat Billy Mays on Hercules Urine?
• Dust presumably has a pretty hard time pushing McHorn off that ledge, who falls and lands on Doug's arm, shattering it to dust (Doug having fallen off the same ledge at roughly the same time).
• Roy runs into the Clarkson memorial. He has to turn his computer off and on again before he can press F.

Deaths: None. But that'll change with...

Arena Event - Phantoms:◊

• The grief-stricken James May is turned irreversibly savage by a ghostly sheep. Since Roy was still standing at the Clarkson memorial, he pays the price.
• The Big Bad of the first Stalkeyes Games enacts vengeance against Ratchet from beyond the grave. Doug sadly gets caught in the crossfire.
• Alex is so pissed off at getting Worf'd in the last Stalkeyes Games that he HYPAH BOMBS three tributes at the same time. He is a ghost, after all.
• The Alien Radiator Salesman agrees, but evidently lacks Alex's power to be in three places at once.
• Being the only one wearing glasses, Rascalov is the only one able to dodge the Phantom's attacks.

Night 5 - FINALE:◊

• Rascalov tries to set a trap for the wild James May at the watering hole. He somehow fucks it up.

All hail Captain Slow!◊^note Let's ignore the fact that he was reduced to a hungry, bloodthirsty animal for the rest of his life.

Placements:◊

• Winner: James May
• 2nd Place: Dimitri Rascalov
• 3rd Place: Rio Cop
• Most Kills: Dust

Death Summary◊

Statistics◊

edited 21st Oct '16 7:27:34 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Tonight's (or today's if you're living on the other side of the world) cast for 9k1 Games Season 7 is out of this world!^note Recorded before Season 90. I realized too late that I used Amethyst in her Season 1 outfit, but then again, Gems can change their clothes anytime like in that Beach Episode, right?

• Bloodbath
  • Arnold establishes himself as a heroic redhead.
  • Amethyst's aim would've been better if she fused with Pearl. No more cookies were eaten that day.
  • Speaking of Pearl, she makes wizard kebab out of one of the Weasley twins while a teapot scalds the other with some steaming hot tea.
  • Frisk tries to be like Chara with their Worn Dagger, but Slushy slides away with his ice slide.
  • Everyone else... you know the rest.
• Day 1
  • It's not every day that you get to listen to Ferb sing. It helps that he's rocking out at his guitar right now.
  • Kixx pays his respects to his cousins who have died in the Games.
  • Two aliens from different dimensions are chased by bees.
  • Tavros trolls Peridot's Homeworld and calls them clods.
  • Slushy has some ice cold coffee with Machamp.
  • Amethyst finds Starlight in the perfect position and starts to whip her, but Joy gets in the way and gets flagellated instead.
  • Arnold briefly snaps and pushes Spooky off a ledge, but the Oogie Boogie lookalike threatens that he'll scare him off one day.
  • Frisk plays some games on their newly upgraded phone.
  • Deaths: Cookie Monster, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Joy
• Night 1
  • Sunset feels that There Can Only Be One Twilight Sparkle Expy.
  • Mrs. Potts serves some tea for Amethyst.
  • Toriel... is that why the flowers are golden? This would've been funnier if it was Asgore who did it.
  • Arnold helps a blind troll into his shelter.
  • ...what hair?
  • Spooky... uh...
  • Elmo is secretly a Gem, particularly a Peridotite.
  • Kixx catches Tavros trying to be Ferb's matesprit, but is jealous of the green-haired boy. So, he bullies the troll and wrestles him to death.
  • Pearl questions the Boggarts' need to shapeshift just to scare people off.
• Day 2
  • Toriel fights Peridot to protect her from the dangers of being in the Hunger Games, but shows her mercy after hearing about her friendship with Steven.
  • Hi! This is Elmo, and welcome to Elmo's World! Can you guess what Elmo's talking about today? YA-TA-TA-TA! (holds up a pair of socks)
  • Three experiments, a pony turned human, and a young inventor have a BBQ party.
  • The Boggart decides to stay in its wardrobe for the entire minigame... and wins.
  • Mrs. Potts and Amy continue bonding, this time over coffee.
  • Terezi is chased by bees again, this time with Machamp. The four-armed Pokemon must've disturbed that Beedrill nest.
  • All in all, it's a quiet day, and everyone's having fun. However...
• The Hunger Games... in space!
  • Elmo thinks that he really is a Gem and take off his helmet to see if he doesn't need air like one.
  • A black hole sucks in a human, a Pokemon, and an alien. And here I was, thinking that said human would die by doing the exact same thing he did on Pluto.
  • Yellow Diamond sends her Ruby Squad to take the Crystal Gems back to Homeworld for interrogation, and steal a goat and a troll along the way.
  • Peridot, meanwhile, finds her escape pod and flies back down to earth, and so does Frisk, on a different spaceship.
  • The Wardrobe Boggart somehow hurls Ferb into the sun without getting out of its wardrobe. That Came Out Wrong.
  • How ironic for the aliens to die in space. Really.
  • Deaths: At least it didn't happen on the first day...
• Night 2
  • What friends, Boggart? I'm sure you scared them off even before you were here!
  • You tell Peridot that she is a witch. You clod! Homeworld technology is far superior to whatever magicky stuff you have!
• Feast
  • Peridot continues spiting Frisk for that revelation last night while the Boggart gets a mold infection for staying in its wardrobe for too long.
• The Finale!
  • Well... that was anticlimactic. Did staying underground for too long make them more sensitive to the sun?
• Placements, Death Summary, and Stats
  • Winner: Peridot
  • 2nd Place: Frisk
  • 3rd Place: The Boggart in the Wardrobe
  • Most kills: Amethyst
• Save if anyone's interested. Like in the previous season, I personalized it with even more phantoms of my past tributes, but as usual, they never showed up.

edited 22nd Nov '16 10:30:29 PM by TroperNo9001

Alright guys! I'm now about to show you all... Psychedelicate's Hall of Fame! This is a non-canon season that includes all the tributes I have nominated whom have earned a spot in the podium and/or got the most kills in the canonical seasons - and here they are!◊ Some are just anime characters, while others are... quite odd. Now, let's get started!

Bloodbath◊

• The Earth, in Smash!? That'd be OP as fuck!
• I don't see why Haruhi would wanna protect Peter, but okay then. Perhaps Ashen just doesn't like Family Guy.

Day 1◊

• The game's barely even started and Sayaka's already rich! Guess there's no point in her winning, then, unless she values her life.
• Groot would've crushed Jiminy Cricket easily. I guess he's just too kind.
• Well, I mean, the Earth's technically featured in almost every single photograph, so...
• One Direction are unimpressed that their Wikipedia article isn't a fangirl gush-fest.

Night 1◊

• Tsukasa is now someone's literal little sister. Well, besides her twin Kagami and their older sisters, but they're all safe and sound back home.
• Meanwhile, I... I just don't know. How exactly does the Pikachu-Styles-Tomlinson-Horan-whatevertheothermembersnamesare family work!?
• Kaoru really misses his own twin Hikaru...
• Eminem challenges the Akatsuki to a rap war. It doesn't go down so well.
• I'd make a dick joke, but Liechtenstein doesn't have that equipment.

Day 2◊

• What did the AVGN expect the potion to do, turn Liechtenstein into a flying pile of shit?
• It's a good thing Chiho isn't here...
• Some tributes are dead to others.
• Peter puts the angsty Kaoru out of his misery.
• Would you make out with a cricket? No? Apparently Tsukasa would.
• Sora is now on Level 9,000!
• No, Satoko, you're way too young to drink alcohol.

Night 2◊

• Peter's probably wondering if 1D is the reason why Christopher masturbates so much.
• And once again, the Akatsuki are all eaten by a very hungry wolf.
• The hell, Winry?

Day 3◊

• Well, at least Peter's in-character.
• One Direction could've gangkilled Black Rock Shooter right there, but they didn't. How fortunate for her.
• Poor Winry.
• Um. But... but shouldn't it be the other way around? Well, at least I can say that this kid will be a literal devil spawn.

Night 3◊

• "Dear Diary: Today a girl got me pregnant. I still don't know how."
• Why would anyone eat raw meat anyway? I guess BRS was desperate.
• Sora does what Sora does. Fortunately, Sayaka lives... for now.

Day 4◊

• L, having been playing stealthily thus far, ultimately winds up with the Aang Treatment.
• Sora challenges the AVGN to a multiplayer NES game. The AVGN loses and ignores whatever lose condition was set in order to beat Sora to a pulp.
• How does Satoko do that!?
• Peter does what Peter does: be a dickhead.

Well, that's all I'm gonna be posting for now. I'll post the latter half later or tomorrow.