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Quotes / I Am Not Spock

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How many times have I told you not to call me "Urkel?!" My name is Jaleel White! Urkel was a character I played when I was a child!
Jaleel White (played by himself), Big Fat Liar

Jay: Hey wait a second, aren't you that guy that fucked a pie?
Jason Biggs: You see man? You see? It's never "Hey, you were in Loser weren't you" or "Dude you rocked in Boys and Girls". No it always comes back to that fucking pie, I'm haunted by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie.
Jason Biggs: Enough! I'm Jason Biggs.
Jay: Holy shit you're the Dawson!
James Van Der Beek: James, actually, James Van Der Beek.

    Live-Action TV 

"[...] It's either this or start Bloodline. And I don't know, I just don't feel like I can see Kyle Chandler as anyone else but Coach Taylor."

When I’m flyin’ on a plane or I’m on the street
There’s a lot of friendly people that I like to meet
They shake my hand and never ask my name
And they start asking questions that are always the same
“Hey, what’s Michael J. Fox like?” He’s nice
“What’s Christopher Lloyd like?” Kinda quiet
“What’s Crispin Glover like?” … Unusual
Stop askin’ me the question!

    Stand-up Comedy 

This man had to be Captain Kangaroo for over thirty fucking years! No scandal, no controversy, drank a lot. You would too. I don't think he knew the show was going to go thirty fucking years. 'Goddamn it, I'm fucking Captain Kangaroo. Thought the fucking gig would last two or three years, I didn't think I'd spend my whole fucking life as Captain Kangaroo! I was an actor, I was in the Actor's Studio, I wanted to do Death of a Salesman, I wanted to play Willy. My God, I'm Captain KANGAROO!'

    Western Animation 

Daffy Duck: Leslie Hunt? Who's she?
Leslie Hunt: I'm Leslie Hunt.
Daffy Duck: You're Steve St. James!
Leslie Hunt: No. Steve St. James is a character I've played on TV. I'm Leslie Hunt.
Daffy Duck: Who?
— ''The Looney Tunes Show : Off-Duty Cop

Harrison Ford: Listen, I'm 62 years old and I'm just an actor! You people are all insane!
Nerd: Go get 'em, Han Solo!
Mark Hamill: Ladies and gentlemen, I've gathered you here today to volunteer my services to go blow up that meteor. I mean, come on, I blew up the freakin' Death Star with my eyes closed. No problem.

    Real Life 

Then why does my head turn in response to a stranger on the street who calls out that name? Why do I feel a twinge when someone says, “What happened to your ears?” I am not Spock.
Then why do I feel a wonderful warmth when I hear or read a compliment aimed at the Vulcan?
Spock for President reads the bumper sticker on the car in front of me. I’m filled with pride and I smile. I’m not Spock.
But if I’m not, who is? And if I’m not Spock, then who am I?

Mel Gibson will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number.
Patrick McGoohan

Princess Leia was famous, and I looked like her.

"George Lucas ruined my life and I mean this in the nicest way possible."
Carrie Fisher again

And to this day, whenever people say to me, 'Aren't you Alexis, that Bitch from Dynasty?', I smile and respond, 'No, I'm Edith Keeler, depression-era social worker from Star Trek.'
Joan Collins, Star Trek 30th Anniversary tribute

It is thanks to him that not a day goes by when someone, somewhere does not come up to me, taps me on the shoulder and says, "Hey Ferris, is this your day off?"
Matthew Broderick, paying tribute to John Hughes at the 82nd Academy Awards

People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey.

It's amazing, when you win the Academy Award, you have, like, about a week where everyone's like "Hey, Good Will Hunting, way to go!", "Good Will Hunting, Academy Award, way to go!", and two weeks later, it's like "Hey, Mork, how are ya?".


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