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  • Production notes mention the Italian Guardia di Finanza (a gendarmerie specialized in financial crimes) once managed to arrest Arcueid Brunestud, Nrvnqsr Chaos and Roa. Why is this here and not among the awesomeness? Because of how it happened: Arcueid simply let herself get arrested because she knew she would get out soon enough and becoming a wanted criminal could have caused her unneeded distractions, Roa's arrest consisted of him getting shot a dozen times and the Guardia di Finanza complaining about their weak sidearms when they saw he was still alive (to be fair, the pistols they used at the time of the incident were underpowered), and Chaos laughing until he fainted when they ordered him to stand down. They still got a fearsome reputation out of it (because Roa couldn't say anything to anyone, Arcueid doesn't care of setting the record straight, and Chaos was too ashamed of what happened to reveal he wasn't really defeated in some epic battle).
  • The list of Minako's prank presents:
    • Ami: music CD of the Queen in memory of Freddy Mercury, porn about Ami's ideal man Albert Einstein;
    • Artemis: a chocolate box with a spring-loaded monster inside, fennel (suggested by Michiru, as the Italian name of the plant is a slang for effemminate people);
    • Cornelia Hale (the trope picture on the Green Thumb page): a gardening manual;
    • Haruka: the issues of the magazine Margaret in which The Rose of Versailles was first published. Both prankster and victim fainted when Michiru pointed out just their enormous monetary value;
    • Homura Akemi: a pocket watch reproducing the fob watch;
    • Hotaru: a street lamp for her lamp collection;
    • Makoto: a rose cake (Minako learned the recipe just for this);
    • Mami Tomoe: padded bra;
    • Mamoru: a hand-made copy of a Colt 1911 in case someone tried to kidnap him again (backfired when Usagi confiscated it and demonstrated being a better shoot with it than Minako herself with her service gun firing a cartridge noted to be extremely accurate), the original Batmobile of Adam West's Batman (1966);
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    • Michiru: a gigantic piece of turron (a sweet that the Italian city of Cremona, where Michiru lived and from where her violin comes from, is famous for);
    • Mikomi (an amnesiac Puella Magi): a journal;
    • Naru the Youma Bait: a fishing rod with live bait;
    • Natsuna e Wakagi: cherry-flavored condoms;
    • Rei: all she needs to play the Adeptus Mechanicus (surprisingly, Rei and Minako are a formidable duo in tournaments), a 1999 Suzuki Hayabusa with an helmet decorated with mice;
    • Setsuna: a TARDIS model (and that's why Homura got the fob watch: Minako had already given Setsuna the TARDIS and didn't want to repeat herself);
    • Umino: corrective surgery for his eyesight (the joke was on everyone else: Minako was the only one knowing that Umino is actually gorgeous without the Nerd Glasses);
    • Usagi: a giant hamster wheel (Usagi loves it, and uses it as an exercise machine).
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  • In an omake, Madoka, upon Sailor Venus' suggestion, wishes for Kyuubey to transform into every single character in the song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny plus Bruce Lee, and sic them on Chaos. Ten minutes later, thanks to the power of the Chuck Norris Facts, Chaos had been annihilated, after which we see a scene of chaos in which Minako trying to drive Optimus Prime, Batman cheating while playing cards with Superman and Puellae Magi recharging their Soul Gems under the Care Bear Stare are the less insane things happening.
  • The species' sheet about the centaurs has a few gems:
  • Lord Martiya's essay on laser weapons includes, among the defects of laser weapons, the fact the large heat waste could summon an annoying Incubator who will try to have you use a different weapon, at least until a more experienced one will carry him away. Those young annoying Incubators can also be summoned by nuclear experiments, at which point other Incubators will drain away the ambient mana to prevent their regeneration and keep the idiots dead.
  • Darcy, the Manipulative Witch from Winx Club, is a licenced therapists. The only one on Magix. With her rival in love among her patients.
  • Remember the meme about Hitomi Shizuki and tummy punches? Well, in this story, she's been trained into boxing by her father (former prefecture champion back in the college), and has been attempting to found a boxing club for years. Oh, and her future magical girl form features steel gauntlets.
     The gag list of rules for the magical girls 
     Side story: The Unlikely Love Story of Kai and Mariam 
The side story "The Unlikely Love Story of Kai and Mariam" is dedicated to what is, in the authors' own words, a Crack Pairing. For obvious reasons it qualifies for this page.
  • Chapter 1, in which they first meet:
  • Chapter 2, in which they start trying and failing to meet alone and exchange scarf and bra:
    • To get back her bra, Mariam visits Kai's home while hoping he didn't do anything strange with it (she had heard strange things about Japanese and sex). His grandfather is happy, because, between Kai and his crazed sister, he was despairing for the future of his family... Too bad he just moved out to Takao's home.
    • Kai is sure his gang will track down the Saint Shields with ease, thanks to how they dress and the fact Tokyo isn't filled of weirdos as New York and London are. Cue Takao, who has overheard him thinking out loud, pointing out that people in the other wards of Tokyo do dress that strange and even stranger (especially at Shibuya) and that, due Takao getting defeated by Ozuma before cameras, their outfits are becoming fashionable. Thus the Big "NO!".
    • Mariam tries to infiltrate Takao's home to exchange scarf and bra. Hiromi spots her and calls Max because his challenger's visiting.
    • Contrary to all expectations, the Shell Killers did find Dunga thanks to his size and him being the only one daring to go shopping dressed like that. They start shadowing him... At which point Shinichi Haibara, former leader of the Shell Killers who was overthrown and kicked out by Kai, challenges them out loud and Dunga escapes via Roof Hopping. They beat him up for this.

     Side story "Sailor Training" 
  • Mio Kuroki's Heroic BSoD when Seiya mentioned Minako in her presence.
  • Right before that, Seiya mentioned Minako's condition on allowing Kakyuu and the Sailor Star Lights to cut their training short and leave the planet: survive a round with Chuck Norris. Wisely, they don't dare until Minako tells them they can do it.
  • Minako's hammy revelation of the various Muggle Secret Keepers of the Sailor Senshi (at least those whose memories weren't wiped because they couldn't keep their mouth shut), especially Naru.
  • Minako's birthday present to Naru: Eudial's Fire Buster II (she had forgot it at the Marine Cathedral), for self-defence when she'll get attacked again. She doesn't get to finish the explanation on what it does when the Sailor Animamates walk in transformed. And they weren't even there to attack her (they were planning to attack her, but the following day, and finding out she has been attacked by all the other enemies without showing special powers made them decide she wasn't one of her targets), they just wanted to eat something and were transformed to try and get a discount with their charm.
  • The explanation of why the Shitennou hated each other: they used to be friend, but one day the friendly competition between Zoisite and Nephrite led the former to create Mio and Nephrite, following the advice of a drunken Jadeite, created five perverted tentacle monsters. It degenerated from there.
    Side story: Practical Lessons for Magical Girls 
Every chapter of this side story gives the girls advice for something, and then shows various scenes of them putting it in practice: