History Funny / BattleFantasiaProject

** Mamoru: a hand-made copy of a [[CoolGun Colt 1911]] in case [[DistressedDude someone tried to kidnap him]] ''again'' (backfired when Usagi confiscated it and demonstrated being a better shoot with it than Minako herself with her service gun firing a cartridge noted to be extremely accurate), [[CoolCar the original Batmobile]] of Creator/AdamWest's ''Series/Batman1966'';

** Centaurs are excellent lovers due being, well, hung as horses and smart enough to know how to please their lovers. Also, they tend to hit on the magical girls, [[SickAndWrong who usually run away screaming]] ([[BlueAndOrangeMorality the centaurs living near Equestria are genuinely baffled by this]]), and Scorpan's looks are explained by centaurs doing it with AnythingThatMoves as long as they're sentient;

** [[BoobsOfSteel Mami Tomoe]]: padded bra;

** As detailed elsewhere, their first meeting was due them [[WhatDidIDoLastNight getting drunk and meeting while under the effects of alcoohol]]. But how did they get drunk? Mariam was fed liquor-flavored bob bons by Dunga as a prank, [[CantHoldHisLiquor and that was enough for her]] (Ozuma wouldn't take him out of trouble, this time). Kai, on the other hand, [[INeedAFreakingDrink was trying to wrap his head around he fact his grandfather's main goal in his plan was to get him to make some friends and reacted]] VodkaDrunkenski-style (something his grandfather promised to strangle Vorkov for, as Kai picked it up in Russia and he didn't report it), and ''[[WhatAnIdiot he couldn't read the labels on his grandfather's bottles of Korean]] GargleBlaster'' (admittedly, he ''could'' have taken it, as he's used to vodka and the stuff was lighter, but, not knowing what it was and that it wasn't ''that'' much lighter, he went overboard).

* The first chapter "If They Can't Use It Anymore..." deals with [[RobbingTheDead taking things from dead enemies and allies]]. Full of BlackHumour ([[MoodWhiplash aside for Star Reveries scene, as it's her only way to support herself]]), with [[Franchise/SailorMoon Minako]] and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mami]] telling their friends they fully expect them to rob ''their own bodies'' if they fall in combat, and Mami and Homura discussing who takes what from Sayaka's body, [[GagBoobs with Mami considering taking Sayaka's bra as it looks her size]];

* In an omake, Madoka, upon Sailor Venus' suggestion, wishes to Kyuubey to transform into Heroic Spirit every single character in the song ''Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny'' plus Bruce Lee, and sick them upon Chaos. Ten minutes later, thanks to the power of the Creator/ChuckNorrisFacts, [[CurbStompBattle Chaos had been annihilated]], after which we see a scene of chaos in which Minako trying to drive Optimus Prime, Batman cheating while playing cards with Superman and ''Puellae Magi'' recharging their Soul Gems under the Care Bear Stare are the ''less'' insane things happening.

* [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Altrouge Brunestud]] is not the inspiration for [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Evangeline A.K. McDowell]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Even if her child form looks like Evangeline and she has the habit of freezing idiots]].

** the sheet claims that centaurs are exceptionally smart, but their instincts will make them do stupid things. As example, they bring the initial battle of the Centauromachy, that the centaurs lost due a combination of being too drunk to fight well, the sober ones [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running away when they saw the fight coming]], and [[TooDumbToLive pissing off Herackes]], but not before three of them, so drunk they could barely stand, killed a warrior that could not be cut or pierced by beating him with rocks and clubs and then stomping him (Zeus, who had been pissed off by the warrior, was about to suggest them something, but the drunkards were too fast);
** centaurs are excellent lovers due being, well, hung as horses and smart enough to know how to please their lovers. Also, they tend to hit on the magical girls, [[SickAndWrong who usually run away screaming]] ([[BlueAndOrangeMorality the centaurs living near Equestria are genuinely baffled by this]]), and Scorpan's looks are explained by centaurs doing it with AnythingThatMoves as long as they're sentient;
** there's been a diplomatic incident between Equestria and the centaurs caused by [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9160/a-great-and-powerful-heart the racist Earth Ponies of Promise]] sending an [[AnimalisticAbomination Ursa Major]] over the border in retaliation for an unicorn illusionist giving them trouble with the Royal Provost Battalion. How was it solved? By applying the Treaty of Vermareilles... [[CrazyPrepared Whose provisions specify that in these cases the injured centaur tribe has the right to sack the residences of the attacking party and go wild on them as long as they don't kill or enslave anyone]] (the authority figures of Promise were later arrested, and the city commissaried, as requested by Equestrian law). How the hay Celestia allowed such a provision to get in the treaty...

** Also, for your own good, never mention the 2002 World Cup or Byron Moreno near Neptune, nor leave her alone with the magical girl that can summon a train: [[NeverLiveItDown she's still pissed at Moreno getting bribed to eliminate the Italian team]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLERNvISPCY given the existence of a song wishing Moreno to get ran over by a train]] they fear she'll ''try it'' (luckyly, the South Korean team is safe: she concedes they played well, and doesn't blame them for their bosses bribing the referee).

** Mamoru: a hand-made copy of a [[CoolGun Colt 1911]] in case [[DistressedDude someone tried to kidnap him]] ''again'' (backfired when Usagi confiscated it and demonstrated being a better shoot with it than Minako herself with her service gun firing a cartridge noted to be extremely accurate), [[CoolCar the original Batmobile]] of Creator/AdamWest's ''Series/{{Batman}}'';

** Haruka: the issues of the magazine ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_%28magazine%29 Margaret]]'' in which ''Manga/RoseOfVersailles'' was first published. Both prankster and victim fainted when [[{{Troll}} Michiru]] pointed out just their ''enormous'' monetary value;

* The first chapter "If They Can't Use It Anymore..." deals with [[RobbingTheDead taking things from dead enemies and allies]]. Full of BlackHumour ([[MoodWhiplash aside for Star Reveries scene, as it's her only way to support herself]]), with [[SailorMoon Minako]] and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mami]] telling their friends they fully expect them to rob ''their own bodies'' if they fall in combat, and Mami and Homura discussing who takes what from Sayaka's body, [[GagBoobs with Mami considering taking Sayaka's bra as it looks her size]];

* The RunningGag of not exposing yourself to [[SailorMoon Michiru Kaioh]] and [[OriginalGeneration Susanna Slepoj]] [[{{Troll}} trolling tendencies]] or to [[SailorMoon Minako Aino]] and [[ComicBook/{{WITCH}} Irma Lair]]'s [[ThePrankster pranks]].

* [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]] are not the origin of the legend of the GenieInABottle. We know because the [[SailorMoon Sailor Soldiers]] found some actual ones [[MythologyGag while searching for their annoying cousins]].

** Also, for your own good, never mention the 2002 World Cup or Byron Moreno near Neptune, nor leave her alone with the magical girl that can summon a train: [[NeverLiveItDown she's still pissed at Moreno getting bribed to eliminate the Italian team]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwsRl084VEc given the existence of a song wishing Moreno to get ran over by a train]] they fear she'll ''try it'' (luckyly, the South Korean team is safe: she concedes they played well, and doesn't blame them for their bosses bribing the referee).

* Exporting ''WebComic/GirlGenius'' to [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]] is banned because they're already having trouble keeping at bay a MadScientist named [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower Awesome Heart]] without giving her ideas.

* [[PrettyGuardianSailorMoon Mio Kuroki]]'s HeroicBSOD when Seiya mentioned Minako in her presence.
** Right before that, Seiya mentioned Minako's condition on allowing Kakyuu and the Sailor Star Lights to cut their training short and leave the planet: [[ImpossibleTask survive a round with]] ''Creator/ChuckNorris''. Wisely, they don't dare until Minako tells them they can do it.

* In an omake, Madoka, upon Sailor Venus' suggestion, wishes to Kyuubey to transform into Heroic Spirit every single character in the song ''Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny'' plus Bruce Lee, and sick them upon Chaos. Ten minutes later, thanks to the power of the ChuckNorrisFacts, [[CurbStompBattle Chaos had been annihilated]], after which we see a scene of chaos in which Minako trying to drive Optimus Prime, Batman cheating while playing cards with Superman and ''Puellae Magi'' recharging their Soul Gems under the Care Bear Stare are the ''less'' insane things happening.

** Right before that, Seiya mentioned Minako's condition on allowing Kakyuu and the Sailor Star Lights to cut their training short and leave the planet: [[ImpossibleTask survive a round with]] ''ChuckNorris''. Wisely, they don't dare until Minako tells them they can do it.

* [[{{Nasuverse}} Altrouge Brunestud]] is not the inspiration for [[MahouSenseiNegima Evangeline A.K. McDowell]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Even if her child form looks like Evangeline and she has the habit of freezing idiots]].

*** The final one decides to recover the Seven Great Youma, and after discarding five as too dangerous to recover at the start, decides to start with the one in Egypt. Alias, the one inside Reika Nishimura. The Sailor Senshi were waiting for him. And he got lucky. Who was the last one? Boxy, the one inside a priest... Who was in Rome with ''[[{{Nasuverse}} the Executors and the Burial Agency]]''.

** The groups who in canon ''did it'' ([[SailorMoon the Sailor Senshi]], [[ComicBook/{{WITCH}} the Guardians of Kandrakar]] and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTVSpecials Megan Williams]]). Just the groups who did it in their canon.
** Minako choosing Creator/MasakazuKatsura (instead of Creator/NaokoTakeuchi or Creator/GoNagai) as the artist for Akiko's manga because she owed him one for mistaking the [[Anime/DNA2 Mega Playboy]]'s [[ThePornomancer ability]] as an hint he could see the future and was mocking her (due it being the opposite of [[LoveGoddess her own ability to bring couples together]]) and thus nearly torturing him to find out how.
** The Anime/TokyoMewMew have started serving at their cafè transformed, are now giving discounts to their fellow Magical Girls, and put the ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affogato affogato al caffè]]'' on the menu, accomplishing two goals: getting more customers and get more security in their base by having a lot of magical girls among their customers. Kisshu reacts by getting a table and flirt with Mew Ichigo, but Pie barges in intent to take hostages among the new customers... [[BerserkButton And ruining Sailor Neptune's first]] ''[[BerserkButton affogato]]'' in years.
** [[OriginalGeneration Koyuki Mine]], honest granddaughter of LupinIII, tells her grandmother Fujiko she doesn't want the money Lupin put away for his descendants, as it's stolen. Fujiko promptly explains her that it's actually the royalties of the works based on his adventures, and that he pulled his stunts ''so that they would sell more''. That, and because he later discovered they amused him...[[/folder]]

* Sailor Neptune grew up in Italy, and Sailor Venus is a honorary British. Hence why [[AssociationFootball in their presence the word "football" alone is always referred to association football and you will not use the word soccer]].

* Remember the meme about [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Hitomi Shizuki]] and tummy punches? Well, in this story, she's been trained into boxing by her father (former prefecture champion back in the college), and has been attempting to found a [[JapaneseSchoolClub boxing club]] for years. Oh, and her future magical girl form features ''steel gauntlets''.

* [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]] are not the origin of the legend of the GenieInABottle. We know because the [[SailorMoon Sailor Soldiers]] found some actual ones [[MythologyGag while searching for their annoying cousins]].

* The first chapter "If They Can't Use It Anymore..." deals with [[RobbingTheDead taking things from dead enemies and allies]]. Full of BlackHumour ([[MoodWhiplash aside for Star Reveries scene, as it's her only way to support herself]]), with [[SailorMoon Minako]] and [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mami]] telling their friends they fully expect them to rob ''their own bodies'' if they fall in combat, and Mami and Homura discussing who takes what from Sayaka's body, [[GagBoobs with Mami considering taking Sayaka's bra as it looks her size]];

* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]] may be eligible to take part to the Series/EurovisionSongContest since 2009, but [[GenreSavvy Pinkie Pie is banned from taking part in any way that requires her to be in the building while the contest is held]].[[/folder]]

** Right before that, Seiya mentioned Minako's condition on allowing Kakyuu and the Sailor Star Lights to cut their training short and leave the planet: [[ImpossibleTask survive a round with]] ''ChuckNorris''. [[GenreSavvy Wisely, they don't dare until Minako tells them they can do it]].

*** The third one attacks the girls when they're at the sea with an horde of monsters, {{Mooks}} and a gigantic monster called Yer-Anus... [[TalkingIsAFreeAction And doesn't get to finish his challenge]] [[SubvertedTrope before the Sailor Senshi annihilate Yer-Anus with a Sailor Planet Attack]] (the narration [[LampshadeHanging points out that]] [[GenreSavvy Minako and the Outers prefer to make speeches from a protected position for this reason]]). After which Sailor Uranus, offended at the Yer-Anus' name, starts laying waste of the survivors. As for the tentacle monster... He tried to kick Sailor Mars, only to find out that she can use the Fire Soul as a flaming barrier and to reinforce her punches, and that Sailor Venus hates tentacle monsters so much she has no qualms to grab the Fire Buster II from Naru, extract his Heart Crystal (because surely it wasn't pure) and ''eat it'' ([[WhatTheHellHero Neptune called her out for scaring Saturn, who has bad memories about eating Heart Crystals]]), only to spit it out because it tasted bad.

* The second chapter "Biographies" deals with the girls [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs telling their adventures for money]]. Highlights are the groups who in canon ''did it'' ([[SailorMoon the Sailor Senshi]], [[ComicBook/{{WITCH}} the Guardians of Kandrakar]] and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTVSpecials Megan Williams]]), and Minako choosing Creator/MasakazuKatsura (instead of Creator/NaokoTakeuchi or Creator/GoNagai) as the artist for Akiko's manga because she owed him one for mistaking the [[Anime/DNA2 Mega Playboy]]'s [[ThePornomancer ability]] as an hint he could see the future and was mocking her (due it being the opposite of [[LoveGoddess her own ability to bring couples together]]) and thus nearly torturing him to find out how.[[/folder]]

* Someone informed [[GenkiGirl Minako Aino and Ming Ming]] that they could take part to the Series/EurovisionSongContest without being from the country they represent. Whoever did it is to be executed.

** Also, for your own good, never mention the 2002 World Cup or Byron Moreno near Neptune, nor leave her alone with the magical girl that can summon a train: [[NeverLiveItDown she's still pissed at Moreno getting bribed to eliminate the Italian team]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwsRl084VEc given the existence of a song wishing Moreno to get ran over by a train]] they fear she'll ''try it'' (luckyly, the South Korean team is safe: she concedes they played well, and doesn't blame them for their bosses bribing the referee).[[/folder]]

* [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]] are not the origin of the legend of the GenieInABottle. We know because the [[SailorMoon Sailor Soldiers]] found some actual ones [[MythologyGag while searching for their annoying cousins]].[[/folder]]

* What is the evidence that the Trix aren't [[Advertising/TrixRabbit rabbits trying to eat cereals but always getting robbed by kids]]? If they were, they would eat the cereals for breakfast and the kids for lunch and dinner.[[/folder]]

* What is the evidence that the Trix aren't [[Advertising/TrixRabbit rabbits trying to eat cereals but always getting robbed by kids]]? If they were, they would eat the cereals for breakfast and the kids for lunch and dinner.

* Remember the meme about [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Hitomi Shizuki]] and tummy punches? Well, in this story, she's been trained into boxing by her father (former prefecture champion back in the college), and has been attempting to found a [[JapaneseSchoolClub boxing club]] for years. Oh, and her future magical girl form features ''steel gauntlets''.

** Artemis: a chocolate box with a spring-loaded monster inside, fennel (suggested by [[{{Troll}} Michiru]], as the Italian name of the plant is a slang for effemminate people);

* The side story "Practical Lessons for Magical Girls", with each chapter giving the girls advice for something and showing various scenes of them putting it in practice:
** The first chapter "If They Can't Use It Anymore..." deals with [[RobbingTheDead taking things from dead enemies and allies]]. Full of BlackHumour ([[MoodWhiplash aside for Star Reveries scene, as it's her only way to support herself]]), with [[SailorMoon Minako]] and [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mami]] telling their friends they fully expect them to rob ''their own bodies'' if they fall in combat, and Mami and Homura discussing who takes what from Sayaka's body, [[GagBoobs with Mami considering taking Sayaka's bra as it looks her size]];
*** The final scene has the narration mentioning that the battle in which Sayaka just died had been against [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Quitterie Quitterie]] and noting that Homura had been really enthusiast in hitting her face.
*** The scene before that has [[ComicBook/{{WITCH}} Elyon]] remembering [[ServileSnarker Cedric's description of Meridian's economy]] as ruined by "over ten years of your brother who can't administer [[PrecisionFStrike fucking anything]] but listens to imbeciles. Yes, my main qualifications are as soldier and librarian, but how is it that my theorical knowledge makes me less qualified than stupid nobles who can't even administer their allowance?!".
** The second chapter "Biographies" deals with the girls [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs telling their adventures for money]]. Highlights are the groups who in canon ''did it'' ([[SailorMoon the Sailor Senshi]], [[ComicBook/{{WITCH}} the Guardians of Kandrakar]] and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTVSpecials Megan Williams]]), and Minako choosing Creator/MasakazuKatsura (instead of Creator/NaokoTakeuchi or Creator/GoNagai) as the artist for Akiko's manga because she owed him one for mistaking the [[Anime/DNA2 Mega Playboy]]'s [[ThePornomancer ability]] as an hint he could see the future and was mocking her (due it being the opposite of [[LoveGoddess her own ability to bring couples together]]) and thus nearly torturing him to find out how.

*** By the way, why does Sailor Venus hate tentacle monsters so much? [[NoodleIncident Because when she returned from London her parents didn't come and get her at the airport because her mother was busy having sex with one on her bed and her father was doing the same on]] ''[[NoodleIncident Minako's]]''.[[/folder]]