Action-oriented films, books, video games etc. tend to feature a great deal of very destructive behaviour: Stuff Blowing Up, car chases (and crashes), vandalism of private property. Some films will lampshade this by having a character ask another character if they have insurance immediately before destroying something of theirs (or say something similar immediately after having done so). Another way of looking at it is that it's a means of lampshading Hero Insurance.
Variants can include the owner having just paid off the mortgage on the property in question (which would make this a sort of material goods equivalent of Retirony).
- FLCL episode 3 "Marquis de Carabas". The robot Canti falls off the roof of the school building and smashes into the car belonging to Naota's teacher, wrecking it. One of the other students leaning out a window says that the teacher was still paying off the car's loan.
- Both the Neon Genesis Evangelion TV series and the manga by Yoshiyuki Sadamoto feature Misato getting angry (thinking about it in the series, a panicky rant in the manga) about her car being thrashed via N2 Mine going off close to it and having payments left.
- During the climactic battle in episode 17 of Gintama, Kondo breaks his sword and dramatically frets over the fact that he hasn't finished paying it off yet.
- Girls und Panzer: Spoofed when it's revealed that any property damaged by the schools' tank battles is automatically covered by insurance. One spectator is delighted when his shop is ruined by the tanks; he'd been wanting to renovate the place, and now he has both an excuse and the money to do so!
- Calvin and Hobbes. Several Spaceman Spiff strips have Spiff complaining that he just paid off / washed and waxed his spaceship as it goes down in flames, or regretting not taking a better insurance policy.
- Asterix. The pirates frequently run into the Gauls on their brand-new ships which they just paid for or had to leave some of their crew as hostages/sell into slavery for.
- In Frozen, when Kristoff's sled catches fire, he complains that he just paid it off.
- In The Rock, Mason yells "I hope you're insured!" out the window of a car he has stolen just after having crashed into another car.
- RoboCop does a similar gag in RoboCop 3, when he's about to shoot his way through a hotel McDagget and the Rehabs are staying at.
- In Speed, the protagonist Jack Traven needs to get onto a bus travelling at a high speed. Having commandeered a car, he decides to jump from the car to the bus, but the door is in the way. Jack asks the owner if his car is insured, to which he answers in the affirmative, whereupon Jack reverses the car with the door open straight into the bus, breaking the door off. The owner is suitably upset.
- In The World Is Not Enough, Valentin Zukovsky delivers the page quote after his caviar factory is destroyed during a fight between James Bond and Elektra King's henchmen.
- Earlier, after the ski chase and parachute gun battle, Dr. Arkov complains to Renard about losing four parahawks during the fight. They were rented and the rental company is going to be pissed. Renard simply kills Dr. Arkov instead.
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine, when Victor hears Logan coming after him for killing Kayla, he asks the bartender if he has insurance. When the bartender says he doesn't, Victor says, "Too bad."
- Poltergeist 2 has the father on the phone arguing with his insurance company about how his house (in the first movie) vanished (into another dimension) without a trace.
- Twister: After Jo's truck is destroyed, she asks her ex Bill (who's come to have her sign divorce papers so he can marry his new girlfriend) if his truck is insured. He tells her "Liability only", then says there's no way she's using it. One Gilligan Cut later...
- Not insurance, but just after narrowly escaping the explosive destruction of the building where his office is in Changes, Harry Dresden ruefully remarks that he'd just sent in his check for the next month's rent on the place.
- One mission in Animorphs has a particularly rowdy fight — involving Human-Controllers with guns, Hork-Bajir, a portable Yeerk Pool, and Marco in gorilla morph — at a typical suburban home. At some point, Marco pauses.
I hoped Russ had homeowner's insurance.
- The Dogs of War. The mercenaries planning a coup in a small African republic are told to take out insurance for a short sea voyage from Europe to Africa. Any survivors would swear that the covered party fell overboard, or lost a limb due to shifting cargo during a storm.
- In The Specialist by Gayle Rivers the mercenary protagonist is recruited for a mission into Beirut. He doesn't take out insurance but mentions there's nothing to stop him from doing so, as no insurance company would be told he was thrown off a Druze command post with a knife between his shoulder blades. The most violent death that would happen to him officially would be a car accident.
- A non-comedic version in one episode of NCIS when Tony gets a car totaled by the Arc Villain. The next episode he's on the phone with his insurance agent, who informs him that, since this is the third car it's happened to, the company is considering dropping him as a client.
- In the Person of Interest episode "Allegiance", Reese bullrushes a mook straight through a floor-length plate-glass window, whereupon they fall four stories onto a parked car, leaving Shaw and Fusco staring, speechless, out the window at them. After Reese gets up off the poor schmuck, a dumbfounded Detective Fusco comments:
Fusco: I hope that guy had health insurance.
- In an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati Herb starts selling insurance on the side. He sells a big policy to Les, who shortly afterward gets in a big accident where his scooter runs into a house, severely injuring the two people inside. (quote paraphrased)
Mr. Carlson: Are you OK?
Les: I'll survive.
Andy: Are the people you hit OK?
Les: They're in the hospital.
Herb: Did you mail the insurance premium check?
Les: First thing this morning.
- The MythBusters often joke about this right before wrecking/blowing something up. One "coming up next" blurb featured a car hanging from a crane, and Kari with the quick-release cable saying "Find out why we can't get car insurance!" (Though on a more serious note, the show does carry some pretty hefty insurance for when a test goes wrong, and they've had to pay out a few times.)
- Doctor Who:
- In "Knock Knock", a group of students rent a house without realising it's infested with strange, woodlouse-like aliens which the Doctor refers to as "Dryads". They escape from the house at the end as the Dryads begin devouring the house and everything in it, with one of them lamenting "Bang goes the deposit!" as she watches the house collapse.
- In "The Pyramid at the End of the World", the Doctor firebombs a genetics laboratory in order to kill a mutant bacteria in its quarantine zone. He quips that the lab's insurance premiums are about to go sky-high, along with everything else.
- In Power Rangers Samurai, We get an "I hope that building was insured" quip when one gets demolished during a Combining Mecha vs. Kaiju battle.
- In Alpha Protocol, if Steven Heck is your handler for the last mission then you'll get this exchange when your evac chopper is blown up:
Heck: Hey, Mike. Good news, bad news.
Mike: What's the bad news?
Heck: That chopper was our ride out of here.
Mike: Great. What's the good news?
Heck: I paid extra for the insurance package!
- StarCraft II:
- In Wings of Liberty, when the Odin comes under fire offscreen, Tychus quips "Ah hope this thing's insured."
- In Heart of the Swarm, one of the evolution missions has you wrecking a city with Ultralisks that can resurrect. You can kill (step on) a car, in which case a Marine pops out of a nearby house and whines "My car, man, I just paid that thing off!"
- In Legacy Of The Void, one mission takes you back to Korhal, where, yes, you can once again destroy a car... and the same Marine comes out and wants to know why this keeps happening.
- At the end of the early gameplay scenes of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Bowser's Koopa Cruiser is destroyed by Fawful. Talking to one of the Koopa Troopas found afterwards causes him to lament that they hadn't finished paying it off.
- In Grand Theft Auto Advance, one of the things the drivers of other cars may say if you crash into them is "I hope you have insurance!"
- In The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Homer may blurt out "I have no insurance!" when he hits another car.
- In Devil May Cry 3, shortly after Dante's shop is destroyed in a demon attack on the city, he taunts the demons involved in the attack by shouting "I hope you all have enough to cover all of this!"
- Exiern: Overlaps with Impossible Insurance as the inn owner haggles with a demonic lawyer as to whether the battle in his inn qualifies for payout; even when he gets the best of that demonic lawyer, just trying to cash in that policy has further issues. When it comes to insurance companies, Failure Is the Only Option.
- A variant: CinemaSins has a series of videos on Youtube under the heading "What's the Damage?" that keeps a running count on particular movies.
- In Captain SNES: The Game Masta, Mega Man asks Bomberman if he has any extra lives before deliberately blowing up his "Bomb Emporium" to stop a powerful villain. In Nexus, extra lives are treated as a form of insurance.
- In Robot Chicken, the producers of a theatrical play version of The Avengers watch as a full costume rehearsal goes wrong when the giant mechanical Hulk goes haywire and the actors all get injured. The producers look on in horror for a moment.
Producer 1: Uhh... We're insured, right?
Producer 2: Soup to nuts!
(both light up Molotov cocktails to add to the destruction and run)
- In The Simpsons episode "Strong Arms of the Ma", Homer talks a roided-up Marge out of totaling Moe's Tavern, and Moe decides to set the place on fire to cover for his losses. After he starts by burning down the counter, he's reminded of a little something:
Carl: Oh, whoa, wait a minute. Don't you have to buy insurance first?
Moe: Oh, crap.
- In Transformers Animated, Optimus Prime assures a guy whose car was just crushed in a battle not to worry, that something called 'insurance' that he's heard of will take care of it.
- From the Looney Tunes cartoon "A Tale of Two Kitties," as an airborne Catstello is being seized upon by artillery flack:
Catstello: (to sudience) Is there an insurance salesman in the house?