Characters in Funbag Fantasy 3.
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Protagonist
Julinas
Here comes the God of Titjobs
The main character. Julinas is the Underworld God of Titjobs, but is the bottom of the low tier gods as he hasn't a single temple, statue, or even worshipper to his name due to no one knowing of his existence. However, this allowed him to be easily summoned to the human world for help against a gorgon.
- Accidental Pornomancer: Being the God of Titjobs, Julinas can sexually pleasure women to extremes by ravaging her breasts.
- All of the Other Reindeer: Despite being a god, and an Underworld one at that, Julinas is considered the most bottom-rung god as almost no one even knows of his existence.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: Despite not being a fighting god, Julinas manages to defeat the minotaur tribe and force them into unconditional surrender. How? By making their dicks vanish.
- Divine Date: Julinas has relations with five human women he has chosen.
- Eyes Out of Sight: A staple of the main characters in the series, Julinas has his hair covering his eyes.
- Has a Type: Julinas is the God of Titjobs, and great titjobs require huge breasts. Do the math.
- Loser Deity: Being the most bottom-rung god of the Underworld due to not having any worshippers, statues, or temples in his name, Julinas is considered one by other fellow deities.
- Me's a Crowd: Being a god, Julinas has the power to duplicate himself, for the purpose to either have sex with multiple ladies at a time or to gangbang one at her request. Could say he's the prototype for the Split Seeds used in the other titles.
- Mystical White Hair: Has white hair and is a god.
- No-Sell: Julinas took Farnelia's ice attack head on, the same attack that instantly froze over even the Olympian Gods. To Farnelia's shock and horror, Julinas didn't immediately freeze over and managed to walk over to grope her. The reason he didn't freeze? Julinas got horny at seeing Farnelia's sexy body which flared up the flames of lust in him.
- Rags to Riches: Julinas started off at the bottom of the barrel low-tier Underworld God that no one even knows about. By the story's end, Julinas becomes a god worthy to have a place among the higher gods in Empyreon.
- Sex God: He's the God of Titjobs.
- Super-Speed: The fastest of the Underworld Gods, said he could even match Hermes. After accepting to take over Medusa's curse, he even manages to beat Hermes in a race.
- Take Me Instead: Julinas offered to take on Medusa's snake hair curse if it meant her curse would be lifted.
- Taken for Granite: In the Doronium eruption arc, Julinas saves the city from being engulfed in lava by using his petrifying gaze to freeze the lava flow. In doing so, Julinas gets turned into a statue, much to everyone's horror.
- Unlikely Hero: No one expected that an obscure god, who is the God of Titjobs and not a fighting god, would be able to resolve so many troubles. First, he saved Doronium from getting petrified by a transformed Paia, who he managed to revert to normal as well as unpetrify everything beforehand, then he ended the minotaur threat against Rome. Finally, Julinas managed to defeat Farnelia and stop her attack on Empyrean despite the fact she had easily defeated all other gods and goddesses who stood before her.
Julinas' Harem
Paia
From slave to priestess of the Julinas Temple
- Bust: 90cm I-cup
- Waist: 53cm
- Hips: 88cm
A girl from the Breast Tribe sold into slavery.
- Break the Cutie: Paia was kidnapped from her home and sold into slavery. The other slaves mistreated her and forced her onto Medusa's sacred ground, causing her to be turned into a gorgon. The poor girl sinks further into despair as she accidentally petrifies anyone she sees as she begs anyone for help.
- Damsel in Distress: Was nearly raped by a gang of minotaurs, until Julinas and Medusa came to her rescue.
- I Cannot Self-Terminate: Paia as a gorgon tried to gouge out her own eyes with a discarded trident if it would stop her from pretrifying anyone else, but the trident turned into brittle rock and crumbled before she could do it.
- Rags to Riches: Went from being a lowly slave girl to a prominent figure of Doronium by becoming the head priestess of Julinas' first temple to him.
- Rescue Romance: Fell in love with Julinas after he returned her back to human form and defended Paia when she was about to get wrongfully arrested for something she had no control over. He defended Paia again when her asshole owner, Canecone, and his senior slave tried to force her to take the fall for treading on Medusa’s sacred grounds just so he could save face, but unfortunately were caught in the act by an angry Julinas who threatened to take them into the Underworld.
- Super-Senses: After Paia becomes head priestess to Julinas' temple, she somehow is able to sense if certain deities are around, which shocks them.
Zoe
Let me divine your future
- Bust: 103cm J-cup
- Waist: 62cm
- Hips: 96cm
A travelling sibyl called to Doronium to help with the gorgon problem and thus summoned Julinas to the human world.
- Ascended Fangirl: Zoe gets easily excited at seeing any of the gods and goddesses in person like a fan meeting their favorite celebrity. In the True Harem route, Zoe and the other human ladies now reside in Empyreon as Julinas' personal servants.
- Brainy Brunette: Knows more about mythology than anyone in the game who isn't a figure in it, and in one ending is able to work out that the frog that appeared in Doronium is really Julinas when no one else in the human world has a clue.
- Cleavage Window: Her top has a big hole to display her cleavage.
- Fangirl: Gets super excited whenever she meets someone she's read about.
- Fortune Teller: Her craft is to make divinations. Zoe was able to predict that Doronium would be saved by the power of an obscure god.
- Graceful Ladies Like Purple: Zoe is dressed primarily in purple.
Constantia
She's rich in the top, too
- Bust: 105cm K-cup
- Waist: 62cm
- Hips: 95cm
A rich widow from the city of Lugdium.
- Bathing Beauty: Constantia offers Julinas to bathe in the bath of her home, where she promptly joins him in all her naked glory.
- Big-Breast Pride: Has the largest rack of the human ladies and boasts giving the most pleasurable titjobs.
- Cleavage Window: Her tunic has a huge hole that has her large cleavage on display.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: A beautiful blonde woman desired by men in her city, and also cares about its well-being which was why she sought out Julinas for help after learning about his descent into the human world.
- Prim and Proper Bun: Constantia's hairstyle.
- Romancing the Widow: Constantia wants Julias to romance her.
- Socialite: Of sorts. Constantia is a rich woman who owns the largest property in Lugdium.
Destra & Escelda
Destra
Escelda
(Destra)
- Bust: 95cm I-cup
- Waist: 57cm
- Hips: 92cm
(Escelda)
- Bust: 98cm I-cup
- Waist: 59cm
- Hips: 94cm
A pair of women boasting the largest breasts in Doronium and used as "offerings" for Julinas.
- Best Known for the Fanservice: In-universe as Destra and Escelda are considered the sexiest women with the largest breasts in Doronium, making them ideal as "offerings" to summon Julinas.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Escelda and Destra are always seen together and never apart. Julinas treats this as a two-for-one deal as he would have sex with the both of them equally, be it one at a time, threesome, or he'd duplicate himself so he could bang the two ladies at the same time.
- Human Sacrifice: Averted. They initially thought they were going to be sacrificed to summon Julinas since it's typically status quo to sacrifice something to summon a deity for their services. All Julinas wants from Destra and Escelda is to get titjobs from them.
- Showgirl Skirt: Their legs are on full display because of this.
- Spoiled Sweet: They're the daughters of a rich man in Doronium, but never flaunt that status around (they've no problem flaunting their boobs, however).
Ajura
Waging war in battle and in bed
- Bust: 101cm I-cup
- Waist: 63cm
- Hips: 101cm
Demonic goddess of war.
- Chainmail Bikini: Her standard form of dress.
- Samus Is a Girl: The Roman soldiers described the new ally of the Minotaurs as a horrifying warrior who sliced through their ranks like wheat. In her first appearance, Ajura was wearing a full helmet covering her entire head, yet the rest of her body is still exposed.
- Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Ajura is a hardened warrior, but still has a woman's sexual needs. She even loses a fight against Julinas on purpose so he could have his way with her.
- Tsundere: Ajura seems incapable of admitting that she has a thing for Julinas, which Farnelia teases her over.
- What the Hell, Hero?: In the Doronium eruption story, after Julinas willingly turns to stone to save Doronium and its inhabitants from a lava flow, Ajura angrily confronts Athena about what happened. Athena shamefully admits that she knew where Julinas was at after accidentally knocking him into the human world but didn't bother to find him sooner as she felt it wasn't important to her, not to mention she was the one who coldly transferred Medusa's curse on Julinas since she still wanted someone to suffer from it just to stroke her pride as well as put the clause that he would petrify if he ever used his power for the sake of humans. An enraged Ajura furiously slapped Athena, solely blaming her for what happened to Julinas.
- In the True Harem story, Ajura calls out Farnelia's impulsive actions where she practically waged war on Emperyon all over a misunderstanding, something that could've been avoided if Farnelia simply stopped to think.
Venus
This goddess will take you to Heaven
- Bust: 107cm L-cup
- Waist: 61cm
- Hips: 99cm
Goddess of love and beauty.
- Because Destiny Says So: Venus received a divination that her fated lover is a god she hasn't met yet who would make her breasts lactate if he gropes her. Turns out to be Julinas.
- Big-Breast Pride: Venus is very proud of having huge breasts. Unlike Athena, she didn't mind when Hermes told them that Julinas dreamed of getting titjobs from them, instead feeling proud the God of Titjobs thinks highly of her breasts.
- Dude Magnet: Unsurprisingly, her beauty and sexy appearance attracts men who see her.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Venus is a beautiful blonde woman who is also the most benevolent of the Empyreon Gods.
- Navel-Deep Neckline: Venus's neckline goes down to her navel.
- Secret Test of Character: Uses the Seeds of Truth to see for herself the true feelings of Medusa and Julinas while disguised as a nymph just to prove Athena is wrong about her assumptions of them.
- Sex God: Comes with the territory of being the Goddess of Love and Beauty. In the human world, sex is known as "Venus's Gift".
- Shapeshifter: Venus can transform herself to blend in with others. At one point she turned herself into a ladybug, and in another as a nymph.
- The Tease: She is quite the temptress.
- World's Most Beautiful Woman: Being the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Venus is divinely sexy.
Athena
A goddess of wisdom needs lessons in love
- Bust: 110cm M-cup
- Waist: 62cm
- Hips: 101cm
Goddess of wisdom.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Athena cursed Medusa with snake hair and banished her into the Underworld just because Medusa claims she's more beautiful than her. She even tried to curse Julinas, whom she never even met at the time, just because Hermes told her and Venus that Julinas dreamed of getting titjobs from them.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Holds nothing but disdain for Julinas simply because he's a bottom-rung Underworld god of titjobs, labelling him as a worthless pervert despite never meeting him before.
- Ice Queen: Athena is rather cold and businesslike.
- Jerkass: Starts off as a cold and arrogant woman who acts like she knows everything since she's the goddess of wisdom, not accepting that she could be wrong about anything. Athena also looked down on Julinas as a worthless perverted god despite not ever meeting him before. She also cursed Medusa with snake hair over something so petty. Even after Venus informs her that Medusa is living in regret over what she's done, Athena still refuses to forgive her and lift the curse as she refuses to do any favors that would make Medusa happy. She only agrees to lift Medusa's curse if Julinas takes it in her stead, knowing that Medusa would be devastated that her best friend took over her curse in exchange.
- Jerkass Realization: In the sacrifice path and the True Harem Path. In the former, Athena indirectly caused Julinas' death after she transferred Medusa's curse to him simply because she wanted someone to suffer under it to stroke her pride. He winds up turning to stone in self-sacrifice to save Doronium from an eruption. Athena gets horrified over what she had done (which Ajura angrily smacks her for) and tries to atone for it . In the latter, Athena finally realizes after Julinas won the race against Hermes and turning down a boob slap from her (which she never wanted to do) since he knew it was unwilling, that he's not the worthless god she pegged him to be. She immediately felt ashamed of herself for wanting Julinas to lose even if it meant he would be turned into a monster as a punishment.
- No Sympathy For Grudge Holders: Venus, Persephone, Hades, and even Jupiter think Athena is being absolutely ridiculous in continuing to have Medusa suffer for over five centuries with snake hair AND having banished her to the Underworld just for a simple slight against her.
- Perpetual Frowner: Athena always has a cold look about her, which is why she's sometimes called "the Goddess who never smiles".
- The Stoic: Is rather stiff, which is why not many want to socialize with her.
Farnelia
Hot despite having ice powers
- Bust: 111cm M-cup
- Waist: 63cm
- Hips: 102cm
Demonic goddess of ice.
- An Ice Person: As the demon goddess of ice, Farnelia can instantly freeze over anything and anyone with cold winds.
- Best Served Cold: Literally. After Farnelia learns the truth and married Julinas, the two go visit the minotaur village to pay them back with interest for what they've pulled. First, Julinas shrunk the minotaurs' dicks, then Farnelia froze them solid.
- Engagement Challenge: Farnelia impulsively says that not only will she let Julinas fondle her tits and give him a titjob if he can beat her, she'll even marry him, confident that there's no way she could be defeated. She loses.
- Heel Realization: After being bested by Julinas, Farnelia was finally made to understand that the minotaurs lied to her in order to trick her into trying to kill Julinas in revenge. Considering the crime she committed, over a misunderstanding at that, Farnelia was about to receive divine punishment for her actions, but was saved by Julinas, making her realize he's not the way the minotaurs described him to be.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Farnelia believed the lies of the minotaurs unconditionally without bothering to get the facts straight and winds up leading a one goddess assault on Emperyon.
- I Gave My Word: She loses her impulsive Engagement Challenge she declared to Julinas and resigns herself because doing otherwise would bring shame to her godly status.
- This Cannot Be!: Farnelia is shocked beyond belief that Julinas managed to completely No-Sell her ice attack.
- A Tragedy of Impulsiveness: Farnelia doesn't bother to check the validity of the minotaurs' claims that Julinas insulted her and Ajura and launches an attack on Empyreon to kill him. She doesn't even listen to Ajura when she tries to tell her that the minotaurs were lying and that Julinas would never do what he was being accused of.
- Unwitting Pawn: Was tricked by the minotaurs to attack Julinas over a lie they told her.
- Winged Humanoid: The only deity to have wings.
Underworld
Medusa
Goddess who was cursed with snake hair and a petrifying gaze, as well as banished from the Empyrean where she originally resided, after insulting Athena. She lives near Julinas in the Underworld and is his closest friend.
- Break the Cutie: Medusa had been traumatized for over 500 years after getting cursed with snake hair by Athena.
- Cuteness Proximity: Thinks Cerberos is a cute fluffy three-headed dog and would take any opportunity to snuggle him.
- Prehensile Hair: Due to the snakes they've become.
- Promoted to Love Interest: In the
expansion disc, she ends up becoming one of Julinas's lovers too, complete with a dramatically-overhauled figure. - Taken for Granite: Medusa possesses a petrifying gaze that turns mortals to stone.
Faron
God who acts as watcher of other Underworld gods, ensuring that they follow divine law, and for this purpose he can travel to and from the human world at will. Reports to Hades, and is a friend to Julinas.
- Badass Long Robe: Faron is decked out in one along with a chain holding smaller souls.
- Grim Reaper: Faron's motif.
- Legacy Character: Faron is basically like Saint Reaper from Sideboob Story. Whether they're both the same person is up for debate.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: All seven of them, and some are all in one eye socket while the rest are coming through other openings besides the opposing socket.
- Sinister Scythe: Carries one around, which also allows Faron to open portals between the godly realm and the human realm.
Hades
King of the Underworld.
- Dark Is Not Evil: He may be the God of the Underworld, but Hades is a good guy overall.
- Parental Substitute: Acts as a father figure to Julinas.
Persephone
Queen of the Underworld.
- A-Cup Angst: Persephone is notably very flat in comparison to other Goddesses.
Fellarius
God of blowjobs.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Fellarious is a barely tolerable aquaintence of Julinas, Medusa, and Faron. The feeling is mutual.
- Small Name, Big Ego: He's a low tier god himself, but Fellarius takes comfort in being above Julinas in rank and would rub it in his face how he's able to come and go into Hades' palace. Fellarius also tends to brag about his "exploits" to pick up some nymphs.
Campe
Gate guard of Hades' palace.
- But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Campe doesn't bother remembering anyone whom she deems is of no interest, which is why she never remembers Julinas from the start despite him coming to the palace to request entry numerous times.
- Full-Frontal Assault: She's a monster girl guard who is completely topless.
Ceroberos
The three-headed demon dog pet of Julinas.
- Ocular Gushers: Ceroberos would cry cascading tears whenever Medusa gets a hold of him.
Empyrean
Jupiter
The god of thunder and ruler of Emperyon.
- Shock and Awe: Jupiter has power over lightning, which he uses to great effect.
Hermes
Mars
Apollo
The god of the sun.
- Principles Zealot: When it was found out that Julinas had stayed over the time limit in the human world, Apollo insisted he and Faron get punished, never mind the fact that they raised prestige and faith in gods from the extended time. Apollo's reasoning is simply to follow the Divine Order.
Humans
Dalmecis
Matica
A Senator of Rome who travels to confirm the validity of a god touching down on the human world.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Matica is the most open-minded senator and goes to see for himself if Julinas is a true god. He's annoyed that his fellow senators continue to be skeptical despite his own witness accounts.
Inferius
The commander of Legion XIII and younger brother of Excellion.
- You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: Inferious is more than skeptical about asking Julinas for help against the minotaurs since he's not even a fighting god, but the God of Titjobs. He wonders how a god like that could possibly help them in their fight against the minotaurs and their ally goddess.
Virtos
Inferius's right-hand man.
Excellion
The current ruler/imperator of Rome and elder brother of Inferius.
- Big Brother Bully: To Inferius.
- Flat-Earth Atheist: Doesn't believe in the existence of gods and thinks the exploits of when Julinas was in the human world are just a hoax.
Zonbar
A senator of Rome who expresses doubt about the existence of gods.
Canecone
A Doronium rich man who bought Paia as a slave.
- Ain't Too Proud to Beg: When Canecone and his senior slave threaten Paia to take the fall for the Doronium petrification incident just so he could preserve his reputation, Julinas makes his presence known and that he heard everything. Canecone and his slave immediately cried and begged Julinas for mercy.
- Bad Boss: Treats his servants like crap. He also tried to force his sexual desires on Paia (but thankfully never got the chance to).
Assassins A, B, and C
A trio of so-called assassins who really aren't good at their occupation.
- Butt-Monkey: Just like the other letter assassins of previous games.
- Legacy Character: Possibly the distant ancestors to the other Assassins A, B, C, D, and E of the first trilogy, and they're just as incompetent.
