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A.I.Channel
Vlogs/Skits
- In the video where she tries to interpret iPhone emojis, she decides that the Sock and buskin (aka the Comedy and Tragedy masks) is ideal when asking someone what color panties they're wearing.Kizuna Ai: The reason this blue mask is grinning...it's like "I wanna know the color of your panties", and this yellow one, after hearing the answer its face is like, "oh...it's that color..."
- You never know when you turn a corner of the street, and suddenly there's a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Here's a quick and easy guide to defeating such a beast, and other dangerous creatures.
- Be sure to pay extra attention to the tips regarding bribing the snakes on a medusa's head, and how as an A.I. you can't be drowned by a kappa.
- In a skit reminiscent of Inside Out, Ai-chan has a meeting with her various personalities about what to do for her next video. Highlights include:
- Positive Kizuna coming off like a Hot-Blooded Shonen protagonist.
- Negative Kizuna and Mom Kizuna getting into a heated argument that Opportunist Kizuna tries (and fails) to diffuse.
- Baby Kizuna revealing that she recorded the entire meeting, giving the Kizunas the idea for the video.
- Sexy Kizuna seductively announcing the end of the video.
- The first 30 seconds or so, to video #132 (title Google-translated as "[Must-see] __ ◯ ◯ unlimited freedom of cute girls ♡").Kizuna: Man! What did you think of that from before? That was... very adorable, right? Although a bit more and I'd disappear.
- Video #92's thumbnail text.TOO STORONG...
- Most of the thumbnails, actually.
- The Giant Turnip story, where Ai-chan adds herself as the granddaughter. This is followed by her self-made animal friends...who don't do a great job helping."Techi-techi bird brought over a friend, Mirrat, however, Mirrat could not move. Feeling sorry, Mirrat called a nearby Pegasus-kun [...]And Techi-techi bird pulls the granddaughter, and Mirrat pulls the Techi-techi bird ...? (the image shows Mirrat near the turnip, not doing anything) And Pegasus-kun pulls the Mirrat (image shows Pegasus also tugging on Ai-chan's hair) [...]"
- Video #20 is full of intentional examples, as it's the joke episode... But at a moment, Ai-chan counts numbers three by three, doing weird poses, starting at one. She doesn't finish on a multiple of three."(unsure voice) Twenty-three, twenty-four... Twenty-five!"
- Video #19, where Ai-chan turns negative situations and feelings into positives. In the second-to-last one, the text accompanying Ai-chan goes "(?)"""Liking the Same Person with Your Best Friend" Why are you getting depressed from thinking that kind of thing? [...] So beat up that friend of yours!"
- The previous one is hilarious too, with Ai-chan muttering she'll get people fired.
- Video #10: What does the adorable, cuddly Kizuna Ai want to do in the Olympics? Help the establishment of Virtualympics by adding a new event:"So today I'm going to start a new Olympics tradition here! Namely: "car destruction"! The rules are simple: within the time limit, I will... destroy this ''(clenches fists)''... CAR! (sudden rock-metal music) Let's go! (Pose and Fight Woosh)"
- In some of her first videos, Ai-chan does nothing in the beginning for an instant, just staring at the camera. Like in #2."Hi-yahoo! Is everyone watching?"
- Ai-chan sounds a little different for April Fool's Day... Come to think of it, so does Kaguya Luna...
- So what do you even call an A.I. that became a Kaiju? A.I. Kaiju...? K-A.I.-ju? Either way, it's probably not a good thing for anyone.
- Ai-chan looks back at the 2018 World Cup. She does a pretty good impression of Neymar's efforts.
- Ai-chan's attempt at singing in Swedish. Ends up being funnier when PewDiePie reacted to this, complete with all the special effects Felix uses when he did the cover of the song which Ai-chan based off.Felix: (when Ai-chan's pronouciation of the Swedish words is a bit off) The pronunciation is top-tier. This is amazing.
- Ai-chan holds an audition to get a new assistant, only to end up getting trolled heavily by the staff team who puts things like a kuidaore taro wind-up toy, a raccoon doll, and two Furby toys as her assistant candidates.
- When Ai-chan reviews the figure of herself made by Tokyo Otaku Mode, she starts by spinning herself dizzy. She then proceeds to ogle her own figure, her thighs in particular, as Tokyo Otaku Mode's artists have given it a curvier sculpt than her 3D character model.
Games
- In the Duolingo video, Ai-chan tries to assemble the sentence "The cheese is yours." She writes "The cheese it yours", which is very close...and then out of the blue adds "turtles" to the end.
- Ai-chan plays an animal-stacking game that shows that she... doesn't take failure well.
- When playing a VR version of Superhot, Ai-chan gets stuck on one stage where she's confronted with one shotgun-wielding mook in front of her and two more on the scaffold above. While trying to figure out how to deal with the mook in front of her, she takes to admiring the enemy's muscular physique.
- Ai-chan looks after a pet bear. She concludes that a bear would suit anyone who likes hospitals. Or needs a convenient excuse to take a day off work.
A.I.Games
INSIDE (2016)
- In Part 3, Ai-chan gets Instantly Proven Wrong in a matter of a split-second when she tries to escape from a chasing dog.Kizuna Ai: Of course, they can't dive! THEY CAN DIVE?!
- Ai-chan worries that she might get banned from YouTube again because the playable character suddenly became naked. Of course, the example is downplayed since the game makes use of minimalistic art and Barbie Doll Anatomy.
Biohazard 7: Resident Evil
- Her pause when the sprinklers turn on as she walks through the doorway.
- What scared Ai-chan the most in the Baker guesthouse, other than rotten food in the fridge? A piano closing.
- Ai-chan starts cussing up a storm.Clancy: FUCK YOU!
Kizuna Ai: Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you! FUCK YOU!
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Neverending Nightmares
- Who wants to watch a hunk-of-junk AI come the closest she's ever been to doing a Rage Quit? Complete with Shoot the Shaggy Dog moment for extra lulz.
Five Nights at Freddy's
- On the first night, Ai-chan talks to Phone Guy in English while completely ignoring what he's saying.Phone Guy: Hello?Kizuna Ai: Hello! Good morning! How are you? I'M FINE!! Thank you! Pizza! Oh, delicious! Delicious desu ne? OK!! OK!! Delicious pizza!! OK!! OK? Wow! Amazing! This is amazing pizza? OK? OK!! OK!! OK!! Alright! OK!!Ai-chan: (after Phone Guy talks for a while) OK!! STOP!! SHUT UP!!! My name is Kizuna Ai!! Please call me AI-CHAN!! VERY VERY CUTE!!
- On the second night, when she drains all of her power:"(quietly) ...oh...My God..."
- And when she drains all of her power on the fifth night, she outright breaks into Inelegant Blubbering. Then the clock turns to 6 AM.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2
- The third night becomes That One Level for Ai-chan. She entered Part 3 with gusto. Part 6, and she's basically lost the will to live.
- Ai-chan clicks the wrong button to continue playing. Oops.
Player Unknowns Battlegrounds
- In her first video, Ai-chan lands to the ground... and gets spotted by another player within 10 seconds. And gets killed within another 15 seconds."WHY? IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE WAS AROUND, SO WHY!? NOOOO! I don't get it!"
Super Mario Odyssey
- In the world of Mario, a hero must always be willing to step up, to be willing to fight for what's right, not because someone asks, but because you must! Having said that...Cappy: Do...Do you have a moment?
Ai-chan: No.
Doki Doki Literature Club!
Hey kids, you wanna watch an English-subtitled Japanese AI playing a Japanese translation of an English game made to look like a Japanese dating sim, which was supposedly originally Japanese to begin with?- What's really funny are the YouTube comments - a good number of them are pretty much variations of "Oh. Oh no."
- Ai-chan doesn't think very highly of the protagonist from the start.Kizuna Ai: What a nerd!
[...]
Ai-chan: Social skills? Ah, but judging by the conversation so far, it looks like he doesn't have any.
[...]
Ai-chan: Seriously, what an annoying protagonist. Why does he look down on everyone? I really hate this protagonist.
[...]
Ai-chan: School never ends "before you know it"! How hard is this guy spacing out?
[...]
Ai-chan: He's only able to live the way he does because Sayori-chan is so nice to him...not noticing when school is over...spacing out in the classroom...not noticing he's the last to leave...having no friends...if Sayori-chan wasn't so nice to him, his school life would be over!
[...]
Ai-chan: (to Natsuki) You didn't think such an irritating, disgusting failure of a human being would come to your club, did you?- It's to the point that her own pinned comment on Part 1 is (translated) "I hate this protagonist!"
- Part 2, and she continues to give no fucks about the protagonist.Ai-chan: (regarding the poetry mini-game) I don't want to make him write something that's too cool...
[...]
Ai-chan: (to Yuri) Thank you for being so kind to this piece of trash!
[...]
Ai-chan: What the hell is wrong with this guy? "Why does she seem so cute all of a sudden?" She's been cute since the beginning, dumbass! - "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". ...That's literally what her own pinned comment says for Part 8. Why yes, it's in English. Why yes, it's very appropriate.
ARMS
- Just because Ai-chan can beat CPU Level 1, that doesn't mean she's ready for Level 3...
Cuphead
C'mon. A barely-competent AI thrown into a game famed for its sheer unrelenting difficulty. The comedy writes itself.- Botanic Panic, the first level Ai-chan plays (a three-stage boss battle), takes her a whopping 24 tries to finally beat...and she only gets a B- for all that."B minus? Are you kidding me!? That's SSS rank at least!"
- The 21st attempt sounds exactly how it feels.
Shadowverse
- In the second half of her gameplay video, Ai-chan manages to score a victory using the Swordcraft class. One can see her glee just before she delivers the winning blow using Albert. It's fun to listen to her when she knows her victory is guaranteed."But even so... You don't have Ward. I can still do it. (bleeh)"
One Hour One Life
- Ai-chan gets rather cross with her in-game mother Cinderella for naming her Princess-Who-Has-Been-Captured-By-The-Devil, which she mistakes at first as a description of her character itself.
Biohazard RE:2
- Ai-chan's legendary "Fuck"s return in this playthrough.
- Ai-chan sings the Doraemon theme near the end of Part 3, punctuated with screaming nervously.
- Near the end of Part 4, the moment everyone was waiting for: Ai-chan encounters Mr. X.
- In Part 7, Ai-chan starts making random zombie noises when she encounters them.
Azur Lane
- Ai-chan's first video of the game has her go through the first couple levels of gameplay, where among other things she gets mildly depressed over the low rarity of units that she builds (offset by their cuteness some), flubs most of her battleship shots, and basically plays much like most people do their first time.
- The fourth video starts with her getting Illustrious as she ends up drifting to her most obvious traits and that ends up a trend in the video with her remarking on various girls' chests and ends up distracted from the story scene by her asking what's better: ugly face with ideal boobs, or ideal face with boobs you hate. And ends with her doing some event ("Return of the War God") building and having decent luck (most of the ships in 40-50 builds).
- Her tenth video has her advertising the English version of the game and announcing the "Fallen Wings" event for both English and Japanese versions... in Screaming Engrish.Ai-chan: EASY TO GET RARES!
(builds 10 ships, gets mostly low-rarity ships and Takao)
Ai-chan: OOOOHHHH MY GOD! (beat) Shit! - Ai-chan tries out her own crossover event and... well, she doesn't do a very good job at it.Ai-chan: Oh, invincible mode! Now I can—
(charges at the boss Ai-chan and promptly dies)
Ai-chan: W... Wasn't I invincible!?- She actually mixed up some of her ships' skills, not that getting them right helped much. Further Explanation
- Her defeat by the boss is so bad, she wonders if she is the fake Kizuna Ai for a moment before dismissing it.
Puyo Puyo eSports
- The first video could be described as "online players bully a simple Super AI".
- "Please enjoy the following unedited footage of a Super AI in panic-mode."
- Ai-chan's cut-in shrinks with every loss. At the end of the video, she's a barely-visible speck.
Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted
- Phone Guy returns once again, and Ai-chan once again ignores what he says in favor of Gratuitous English.
- The third time Phone Guy calls, Ai-chan just cuts him off.Phone Guy: Hello? Hello?Kizuna Ai: No thank you! (hangs up, presses button to mute speaker)
Super Mario Maker 2
- "Only run! (Only press => + Y)" Such simple instructions...and Ai-chan still dies on that stage anyway.Kizuna Ai: I'll be playing Mario Maker 2 today! (runs into an obstacle and dies) Ah.
(tries again) "Only run!" I'm playing a stage where you just - (dies)
"Only run!" Where you - (dies again) ...SHOULD clear it just by holding down Y and right... (dies yet again)
Undefeated
- Ai-pii's English patch needs a bit more work. The earnestness is undeniable. The execution, however...
Death Stranding
- Literally two minutes after gaining control of Sam, Ai-chan gets him killed by falling off a cliff. Some YouTube commenters sarcastically interpreted this as a He's Back! moment for the "original" Ai-chan (her "clones" are somewhat better at gaming).
- As someone who just jumped into the game because Hideo Kojima's name is associated with it, she's understandably confused about the plot. The subtitles keep a running count of how many questions she asks about it; by the end of Part 1, she's already asked 13 questions.
- Her reaction to Deadman after he first introduces himself:"Doesn't he kinda look like someone else?" note "He definitely looks like someone else... I can't think of who, though... Ah! I've got it! It's Colonel Sanders!"
Grand Theft Auto V
- Ai-chan tries fighting a train. Emphasis on "tries" - despite the tank's best efforts, it doesn't slow down at all, sustains no noticeable damage, and kills her about three times in a row.