History Funny / KizunaAI

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoksYKLZmPM The fourth video]] starts with her getting Illustrious as she ends up drifting to her most [[GagBoobs obvious traits]] and that ends up a trend in the video with her remarking on various girls' chests and ends up distracted from the story scene by her asking what's better: ugly face with ideal boobs, or ideal face with boobs you hate. And ends with her doing some event ("Return of the War God") building and having decent luck (most of the ships in 40-50 builds).

!!''VideoGame/{{Inside}}''

-->"Techi-techi bird brought over a friend, Mirrat, however, Mirrat [[EpicFail could not move]]. Feeling sorry, Mirrat called a nearby [[UpToEleven Pegasus-kun]] [...]

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* When Ai-chan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwRDBOcRmo reviews the figure of herself made by Tokyo Otaku Mode]], she starts by spinning herself dizzy. She [[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwRDBOcRmo then]] proceeds to ogle her own figure, her thighs in particular, as Tokyo Otaku Mode's artists have given it a curvier sculpt than her 3D character model.

-->'''Clancy:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Kizuna Ai:''' Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you! FUCK YOU!

* In the video where she [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcY3yTlPwmE&t=50s tries to interpret iPhone emojis]], she decides that the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock_and_buskin Sock and buskin]] (a.k.a the Comedy and Tragedy masks) is ideal when asking someone [[CovertPervert what color panties they're wearing]].

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' Man! What did you think of that from before? That was... [[TheTease very adorable, right?]] Although a bit more and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'd disappear]].

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' Techi-techi bird brought over a friend, Mirrat, however, Mirrat [[EpicFail could not move]]. Feeling sorry, Mirrat called a nearby [[UpToEleven Pegasus-kun]] [...]
-->And Techi-techi bird pulls the granddaughter, and [[UnreliableNarrator Mirrat pulls the Techi-techi bird ...?]] ''(the image shows Miratto-chan near the turnip, not doing anything)'' And Pegasus-kun pulls the Mirrat ''(image shows Pegasus also tugging on Ai-chan's hair)'' [...]"

-->"Liking the Same Person with Your Best Friend" Why are you getting depressed from thinking that kind of thing? [...] [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption So beat up that friend of yours!"]]

-->"So today I'm going to start a new Olympics tradition here! Namely: [[DieChairDie "car destruction"!]] The rules are simple: within the [[TimedMission time limit]], [[TranquilFury I will... destroy this (''clenches fists'')... CAR!]] (''sudden rock-metal music'') Let's go! (''Pose and FightWoosh'')"

-->Hi-yahoo! [[IsThisThingOn Is everyone watching?]]

-->'''Kizuna:''' ''(after Phone Guy talks for a while)'' OK!! STOP!! [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!!]] My name is Kizuna Ai!! Please call me AI-CHAN!! VERY VERY CUTE!!

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' ''(quietly)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...oh...My God...]]

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' ''[[TearsOfFear AAAAAAAAAHHH HAH HAH~~~~~~~!!!!]] '''(inhales)''' [[BigNo NO WAAAY!!!]]'' ''(clock chimes)'' [[FlatWhat Huh?]]

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' WHY? IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE WAS AROUND, SO WHY!? [[BigNo NOOOO!]] I don't get it!

'''Kizuna Ai:''' No.

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' What a nerd!
-->'''Kizuna:''' Social skills? Ah, but judging by the conversation so far, it looks like [[NoSocialSkills he doesn't have any]].
-->'''Kizuna:''' Seriously, what an annoying protagonist. Why does he look down on everyone? I really hate this protagonist.
-->'''Kizuna:''' School never ends "before you know it"! How hard is this guy spacing out?
-->'''Kizuna:''' He's only able to live the way he does because [[NiceGirl Sayori-chan]] is so nice to him...not noticing when school is over...spacing out in the classroom...not noticing he's the last to leave...having no friends...if Sayori-chan wasn't so nice to him, his school life would be over!
-->'''Kizuna:''' ''(to Natsuki)'' You didn't think such an irritating, disgusting failure of a human being would come to your club, did you?

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' ''(regarding the poetry mini-game)'' I don't want to make him write something that's too cool...
-->'''Kizuna:''' ''(to Yuri)'' Thank you for being so kind to this piece of trash!
-->'''Kizuna:''' What the hell is wrong with this guy? "Why does she seem so cute all of a sudden?" She's been cute since the beginning, dumbass!

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' B minus? Are you kidding me!? That's SSS rank at least!

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' But even so... You don't have Ward. I can still do it. ''(bleeh)''

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' EASY TO GET RARES!\\

'''Kizuna:''' OOOOHHHH MY GOD! ''(beat)'' Shit!
* Ai-chan tries out [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHggF_dYTgw&t=266s her own crossover event]] and... well, she doesn't do a very good job at it.
-->'''Kizuna:''' Oh, invincible mode! Now I can--\\

'''Kizuna:''' W... Wasn't I invincible!?

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQE7Gij1rT0&t=259s "Please enjoy the following unedited footage of a Super AI in panic-mode."]]

* Literally two minutes after gaining control of Sam, Ai-chan gets him killed by falling off a cliff. Some [=YouTube=] commenters sarcastically interpreted this as a HesBack moment for the "original" Kizuna (her "clones" are somewhat better at gaming).

-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' [[YouRemindMeOfX Doesn't he kinda look like someone else?]] [[note]](Creator/GuillermoDelToro's name wasn't transliterated into Japanese, so she ignored it when it showed up onscreen.)[[/note]] He ''definitely'' looks like someone else... I can't think of who, though... Ah! I've got it! It's [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]]!

* Ai-chan tries fighting a train. Emphasis on 'tries' - [[https://youtu.be/ywkPpRWDYww?t=56 despite the tank's best efforts, it doesn't slow down AT ALL, sustains no noticeable damage and kills her about three times in a row.]]

* Ai-chan tries fighting a train. Emphasis on 'tries' - [[https://youtu.be/ywkPpRWDYww despite the tank's best efforts, it doesn't slow down AT ALL, sustains no noticeable damage and kills her about three times in a row.]]

* Ai-chan tries fighting a train. Emphasis on 'tries' - [[https://youtu.be/ywkPpRWDYww despite the tank's best efforts, it sustains no damage and kills her about three times over.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIGHODm_cQ Ai-pi's English patch needs a bit more work.]] The earnestness is undeniable. The execution, however...

* As someone who just jumped into the game because Hideo Kojima's name is associated with it, she's understandably confused about the plot. The subtitles keep a running count of how many questions she asks about it - by the end of Part 1, she's already asked ''13'' questions.

* In the world of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], a hero must always be willing to step up, to be willing to fight for what's right, not because someone asks, but because you must! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpSV5OCQzY&t=3m3s Having said that...]]:
-->'''Cappy: Do...Do you have a moment?'''\\
'''Kizuna Ai: No.'''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZccG78hJBY8 "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".]] ...That's literally what her own pinned comment says for Part 8. Why yes, it's in English. Why yes, it's very appropriate.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIGHODm_cQ Ai-chan's English Patch needs a bit more work.]] The earnestness is undeniable. The execution, however...

* Literally two minutes after gaining control of Sam, Ai gets him killed by falling off a cliff. Some [=YouTube=] commenters sarcastically interpreted this as a HesBack moment for the "original" Kizuna Ai (her "clones" are somewhat better at gaming).
* As someone who just jumped into the game because Hideo Kojima's name is associated with it, she's understandably confused about the plot. The subtitles keep a running count of how many questions she asks about it -- by the end of part 1, she's already asked ''thirteen'' questions.

--> '''Kizuna Ai:''' [[YouRemindMeOfX Doesn't he kinda look like someone else?]] [[note]]Creator/GuillermoDelToro's name wasn't transliterated into Japanese, so she ignored it when it showed up on the screen.[[/note]] He ''definitely'' looks like someone else... I can't think of who, though... Ah! I've got it! It's [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]]!

* In the world of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], a hero must always be willing to step up, to be willing to fight for what's right, not because someone asks, but because you must! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpSV5OCQzY&t=3m3s Having said that...]]

* When Ai-chan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwRDBOcRmo reviews the figure of herself made by Tokyo Otaku Mode]], she starts by spinning herself dizzy. She then proceeds to ogle her own figure, her thighs in particular, as Tokyo Otaku Mode's artists have given it a curvier sculpt than her 3D character model.

* The intro to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvl3Gl7JWzU video #132]] (title Google-translated as "[=[=][[{{Fanservice}} Must-see]][=]=] __ ◯ ◯ unlimited freedom of cute girls ♡").