(going through the mail) "Dear PBG, you need a haircut. Dear PBG, you don't need a haircut. Dear PBG, has anyone told you that you look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo?"
"Ever wanted to play a game where you click on stuff? Then this is the game for you! See something? Click on it! Just click on everything, I mean what could go wrong?" (Cuts to him walking in his yard and tapping on a spigot cover... Which causes it to blow up)
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MAILS?
'''Mountain lion toy(?): "Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?"
'PBG (kind of creeped out): "Uh, I don't caaaaare. Bye, bye.
Firebert's first appearance as him being zoomed in on, but then towards the end of him talking, the Mega Man Cartoon "DERP" picture appears from the corner.
His breakdown after saying that watching Putt-Putt get a new paint job (of purple, again) was the most fun he's had all day. Then what he says when playing some stupid puzzle:
PBG (crying) : I hate my life. I just want to play Diablo 3!
Putt Does Some Things Again
The intro, of course:
PBG: "About a year ago, I did a video on some Putt Putt games. (close up on his eyes, frequently darting around, he speaks in a hushed voice) And I've never be the same since! (speaking normally now) Actually I have. I have since coped with how many mails there are, the FCC never followed up on that death threat, but I do still get letters about whether I should cut my hair."
Him pointing out that Mister Baldini is a little bit of a racial stereotyped character.
The picture he displays really sells it, it's of Putt-Putt at the blower and the word bubble he added says: "Hello, Mr. Policeman? I believe I am about to be sexually assaulted."
In going to the library to find what a lemur eats for Outback Al, Putt-Putt happens to find a book on animals in which you can make Putt-Putt say all the letters of the alphabet:
PBG: ...and I'm sure with my mature creative ability I can have some fun with this.
Putt-Putt: F U.
PBG mouthing Putt-Putt's victory speech and flipping off Outback All.
His reaction to those rhyming monkeys.
And his reaction to when lazyass Outback Al gives Putt Putt the Junior Zookeeper award.
PBG: "Junior award?! More like the 'I should have your job award'. I saved all the animals while he just sat there doing nothing. I even fixed parts of the zoo he was supposed to be fixing while doing it. This guy sucks at his job."
His insisting that "Gameplay Mechanics" is one word
His reason for putting SCP-173 on his list
PBG: Sure, he may look like a derp...but he'll kill you!
The Amnesia: The Dark Descent part also has a couple of funny moments, such as when he's trying to hide from a Suitor while holding a bag of potatoes, saying he's "a tasty tasty potatoes". And later when he's trying to run away from the last Suitor while trying to close gates.
PBG: And now introducing a special solo from Peanut Butter Gamer. *Starts crying* The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. Huh, somehow I knew I would die while singing about a school-bus. *Suitor kills him*
His list when he realizes he means Fast Zombies from Half-Life and not the regular ones, examples which include T-Rexes, Pee and Ask Mom about the rest.
PBG:' Fast Zombies? Fast Zombies?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The way he points out that Pikachu can't figure out how to open the chest, despite the fact that there's a sign right behind it.
PBG: "I just don't know if only I could figure out or had some clue to help me with this puzzling situation I find myself in. Oh, what is a video game video maker to do, it's such a situation woe is me!"
Top 10 Zelda Bosses
His "Surfing On A Top" song sung to the tune of ''Surfin' USA'' in his Top 10 Zelda Bosses is hilarious.
"Surfin' on this sand here! Surfin' in a circle! I'm surfin' in a circle! Still surfin' in a circle...."
(After defeating Stallord) "And not that that's over with, there's only one thing left to do..."
"Surfin' on the wall here! It's really really fun! I'm surfin' on the wall and surfin' on the wall really good..."
PBG: "The first thing you'll realize when you turn on the Faces of Evil is that you've made some pretty poor life choices."
What he says when he has to get "rubees":
PBG: (sounding bored) Boy this sure is a great way to start a game, huh? Farming for money against mindless generic enemies. Whoopdy freakin' do. It's almost like I don't want to kill myself.
The theme Shut up and Jam Gaiden plays after a dumbfounded PBG gains the magical sword from the old fisherman.
Animal Crossing New Leaf
His view on the cow villager Angus
I really want to eat Angus, I mean come on, he's a cow wearing a flame shirt and his name is Angus! He's just begging to be eaten!
The "Animal Crossing in my soup" song.
Him gleefully admitting that you can edit the lyrics of songs in the game to be "as juvenile and inappropriate as Nintendo will allow you to get away with", and of course him showing a clip collection of said edited songs.
Showing his friend Paul's Mii wanting some new clothes and PBG's response to it.
PBG: No, Paul! How many times do I have to say it?! CAT! SUIT! Just own it! ...you look gorgeous!
PBG admitting that he made his friend The Completionist take up ballet... who's surprisingly good at it.
PBG giving his brother a women's gymnastics leotard to wear... and liking it.
The epic spazz-shot of PBG looking funny after his girlfriend's Mii rejected two of his friends' love confessions. The text blinks from "Epic Burn!" to "PBG is hot", "Jared sucks!" and "(Ian's okay)" in that order. All while playing the won battle theme of the Super Mario RPG.
The song PBG makes up about the Cuccoo Revenge Squad.
They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come! They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come! They'll be comin' round the mountain, They'll be comin' round the mountain, They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come.. to kill ya!
Everyone's Minecraft skins across all three seasons.
Later, PBG and Jontron die in the exact same way—cornered by zombies, they jump off the railing. Dean comments it was just like a zombie movie.
"I'M NOT GETTING EATED! *WHOMP*"
And now the entire series is only three parts long.
A bonus trainwreck episode has a large group meeting up in one area... right next to a guy with a gun, who kills them all before they can even start recording.
In Part 2, Jared makes a joke about Russia's overabundance of blood bags. "You have a cold? Get new blood." And then a picture is edited in of Jared wearing a nurse's cap, a stethoscope, and a button that reads "Trust me, I'm a doctor."
Terraria Hardcore continues the running gag of MC Jones giving exposition to Jeopardy music.
Part 3 has Jontron tossing a bomb inside the house without knowing what it was. The wall and floor blow up.
MCJones accidentally killing a bird in part 3 with his spear, then claiming I Meant to Do That.
Dean and McJones dying to a boulder trap in part 5.
PBG's ongoing rampage against the bunnies. In part 8, he kills 3 at once.
McJones is doing his professor bit, explaining how the giant works, but Dean keeps interrupting him, eventually prompting McJones to let out an exasperated, "Why haven't you died yet?"
PBG having to kill McJones's zombie is hampered by it constantly moving out of range.
PBG's character in Season 2 looks a little... odd, to say the least.
PBG: I'm Ms. Frizzle!
ProtonJon: ...after a horrible accident, or what?
Dean: It's like mixed with Freddy Kreuger.
Dean falling down a hole PBG dug and barely surviving. The slow-motion is even funnier.
Satchbag being the first to die by jumping down a deep hole by accident.
In Episode 10, after Barry is surrounded and killed, everyone is shocked and can't comprehend the situation. Cue PBG meekly adding "...I won the race though."
PBG and Dean start racing home after the group decides to head out of the Corruption. Dean starts to get attacked by a Demon Eye and calls PBG for help, but PBG, focused on winning the race, blissfully ignores him. A few seconds later, Dean ends up cornered and killed by said Demon Eye.
PBG is abruptly crushed by a boulder underground whilst talking about cutting the segment out since it was mostly SpaceHamster fishing. The slow-motion is even funnier.