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Reviews/Top 10s:

    Top 10 Jerks in Video Games 
  • His criticism regarding how many jerks there are in video games, claiming it was uncanny and completely different from the real world... while posting hate comments directed his way over the video, even going on to quote one of them directly and claim people don't say that.
  • The "I Like To Ski" song from his Top Ten Jerks In Video Games video.
    PBG: (Singing) I like to ski! I like to ski! I can ski free! I can ski free! I am going down the snow! I do not know which I go. (gibberish) GO! I like to ski! *yeti'd*
  • He gets angry when a Blue Shell prevents him from getting third place in "Mario Kart."
    PBG: Hey, don't disrespect third place! That's a bronze medal; people train their whole lives to get that crap! *a medal appear onscreen which displays PBG giving a thumbs up and says "You tried!"
  • Gleefully showing off a mod that allows you to kill the kids in Skyrim.
    Nelkir: Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
    PBG: LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID! (slashes him)
  • His reaction to the realization that you can propose to your rival, Jamie, in "Harvest Moon: Magical Melody."
  • He says that even though Pokey is a bad guy, he can't help but feel that he's just a misfit. Then he gets Pokey's letter...
    PBG: Blah blah blah...Spankety...spankety...spankety...? YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
  • His happily proclaiming that he calls his rival in the "Pokemon Red/Blue" games Dumbutt.
    • And stating that being insulted by Gary Oak from the anime is like winning a prize. And promptly gets congratulated when Gary insults him for being 'last'.

    My Slave Kingdom 
  • Refering to the wizards as "Wandy Guys".
  • His character named "EESDESESERD" whom he made look as ridiculous as possible.
    • "I like his bald!"
  • "And the runner up gets a....toaster oven? AWESOME!!!"
  • Him pointing out how Lyndsay "helps" and realizing the Accidental Innuendo he caused.
    PBG: And, by help I mean she just shakes your bag around and gives your wand special powers... Uhhhhhh...
  • PBG laughing insanely and running around while holding "The wandy thing".
    • "Why did I just get a pencil?"
  • "LET'S GO SAILING!" *Thud*
  • "Ok, I'm gonna need five happys and twenty-five cherries.....Oh, I see....(?????)"
  • PBG builds a "rocket" (in the loosest sense of the world possible) to send an NPC into space. The rocket promptly explodes.

    My Derp Sims Agents 
  • PBG's songs return.
    PBG: Smash the truck! Smash the truck! I'm a detective so I smashed the truck! You think you smashed the truck? No, I smashed the truck! I'm the one that smashed the truck!
    • "Smash the trash can! Smash the trash can! I'm a detective so I smashed the trash can! Beat this kid... Ok, I didn't do that... BUT, SMASH THE TRUCK I DEFINITELY DID!!!"
  • Also:
    I'm Playing Video Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!
  • Regarding one of the costumes:
    PBG: Huh, this isn't so bad. Pull out the crowbar again and he looks kinda like a green-suited Gordon Freeman. You know... but a clown.
  • (Singing) "Being an agent, being an agent, just walking around, and being an agent..."
  • "Hey, look at that! This must be my Sim from the original video's offspring! [Beat] Kill It with Fire!"
  • "Super Secret Super Hero Agent Secret Agent Mcagents of Secrecy"

    Putt-Putt Does Some Things 
  • (going through the mail) "Dear PBG, you need a haircut. Dear PBG, you don't need a haircut. Dear PBG, has anyone told you that you look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo?"
    • "Ever wanted to play a game where you click on stuff? Then this is the game for you! See something? Click on it! Just click on everything, I mean what could go wrong?" (Cuts to him walking in his yard and tapping on a spigot cover... Which causes it to blow up )
  • This:
    '''Mountain lion toy(?): "Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?"
    'PBG (kind of creeped out): "Uh, I don't caaaaare. Bye, bye.
  • FANTASY MOOOONTH while Putt Putt Mows a Lawn.
  • Firebert's first appearance as him being zoomed in on, but then towards the end of him talking, the Mega Man Cartoon "DERP" picture appears from the corner.
  • His breakdown after saying that watching Putt-Putt get a new paint job (of purple, again) was the most fun he's had all day. Then what he says when playing some stupid puzzle:
    PBG (crying) : I hate my life. I just want to play Diablo 3!

    Putt Does Some Things Again 
  • The intro, of course:
    PBG: "About a year ago, I did a video on some Putt Putt games. (close up on his eyes, frequently darting around, he speaks in a hushed voice) And I've never be the same since! (speaking normally now) Actually I have. I have since coped with how many mails there are, the FCC never followed up on that death threat, but I do still get letters about whether I should cut my hair."
  • Him pointing out that Mister Baldini is a little bit of a racial stereotyped character.
  • Pointing out Putt-Putt's Captain Obvious.
    Putt-Putt: "Hey! It's a billboard for the Cartown Zoo!"
  • His reaction to Smokey in the second half:
    PBG I think I need to call 911 again, actually.
    • The picture he displays really sells it, it's of Putt-Putt at the blower and the word bubble he added says: "Hello, Mr. Policeman? I believe I am about to be sexually assaulted."
  • In going to the library to find what a lemur eats for Outback Al, Putt-Putt happens to find a book on animals in which you can make Putt-Putt say all the letters of the alphabet:
    PBG: ...and I'm sure with my mature creative ability I can have some fun with this.
    Putt-Putt: F U.
    PBG: Perfect!
  • PBG mouthing Putt-Putt's victory speech and flipping off Outback All.
  • His reaction to those rhyming monkeys.
  • And his reaction to when lazyass Outback Al gives Putt Putt the Junior Zookeeper award.
    PBG: "Junior award?! More like the 'I should have your job award'. I saved all the animals while he just sat there doing nothing. I even fixed parts of the zoo he was supposed to be fixing while doing it. This guy sucks at his job."
  • Upon realizing that Putt Putt's voice in the 5th game is different: "Oh no! They changed his voice! THEY CHAAAAAANGED HIS VOOOOOOIIICE!!!! Oh wait I don't care. Never mind."

    Putt-Putt Does Some More Things AGAIN 
  • The montage of PBG saying Putt-Putt's name while an 8-bit version of The Price Is Right theme plays.
  • When talking about the musical number in Pep's Birthday Surprise:
    Singer: There'll be puppies!
    PBG: Oh wait, there's gonna be puppies? ...Okay, I might go.
    Singer: And 16 tonnes of bunnies!
    PBG: 16 tonnes of bunnies though? That just sounds like an excessive amount to me...

    Top 10 Scariest Enemies in Video Games 

    Hatoful Boyfriend 

    Hey You, Pikachu 

    Top 10 Zelda Bosses 
  • His "Surfing On A Top" song sung to the tune of ''Surfin' USA'' in his Top 10 Zelda Bosses is hilarious.
    "Surfin' on this sand here! Surfin' in a circle! I'm surfin' in a circle! Still surfin' in a circle...."
  • (After defeating Stallord) "And not that that's over with, there's only one thing left to do..."
    "Surfin' on the wall here! It's really really fun! I'm surfin' on the wall and surfin' on the wall really good..."

    Lord of the Rings (SNES) 

    Yoshi's Story 

    Harvest Moon: Animal Parade 
  • Opening up the video about Animal Parade's story being that everything sucks for everyone: crops won't grow; fires won't start and fish aren't there.
  • PBG mocking the dialogue options in the game:
    • When the Harvest Goddess asked for his help:
      Harvest Goddess: Are you gonna help?
      PBG: [reads the dialogue options] Leave it to me! No problem! YEAAAAH!
    • When Mayor Hamilton is stuck in the chimney:
      PBG: You have the option to either help him, or sit there and watch. I of course did the latter. Over and over and over.
  • Showing some of the pictures he took in the game, including a picture of himself; a lighthouse and what looks like a close-up shot of the witch's cleavage.
    PBG: Uh... l-let's stop looking at the pictures.
  • PBG stating what a horrible circus master Theodore is, that he lost an elephant and a giraffe. Losing the pig is understandable, but those?
  • Realizing that the animals have been lost for about a month or longer, PBG carefully looks behind the lighthouse for the giraffe and inputs a picture of a giraffe with crossed-out eyes.
  • A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, where you can see that PBG called his pet snake EESDESESES.
  • Asking the penguin, that keeps running into a stone, if it requires medical attention.
  • PBG's long, scary rant about how young Luna, a potential wife, looks.
    • The dialogue he picks when proposing to Luna. "I want to eat your lunches."
      PBG: Gets the girls every time.

    Link, the Faces of Evil 
  • His whole review intro:
    PBG: "Man, Zelda is great."
    Dark PBG(?): (hissing/rasping) "Philips!"
    PBG: "I really love Zelda, I'm happy."
    Dark PBG: C. D. I!
    PBG: "I don't think there's a thing of Zelda games in the world I don't love."
    Dark PBG: "We don't speak its name!"
    (cue a hashtag Overly Long Gag)
  • His YouTube Poop
  • Also, this:
    PBG: "The first thing you'll realize when you turn on the Faces of Evil is that you've made some pretty poor life choices."
  • What he says when he has to get "rubees":
    PBG: (sounding bored) Boy this sure is a great way to start a game, huh? Farming for money against mindless generic enemies. Whoopdy freakin' do. It's almost like I don't want to kill myself.
  • The theme Shut up and Jam Gaiden plays after a dumbfounded PBG gains the magical sword from the old fisherman.
  • PBG admits liking the music for the Toiku Lighthouse level because it sounds like he's about to run a marathon. Then there's a scene of him awkwardly running to a McDonald's restaurant to feast himself with burgers.
    • Then wondering what just happened and what was in those burgers. He opens one of them and there's tons of drug-like white powder on it.
      PBG: Oh.

    Zelda, Wand of Gamelon (Part 1) 
  • Him merging with Zelda's (admittedly creepy) face.
  • As well as this:
    PBG: (with jerky motions) "These cutscenes are just so high quality! They must've spent a lot of time on them! Well, bye!" (walks off)
  • "This has been PBG reacts to things by making faces. We thank you as always for watching, and good night."

    Zelda, Wand of Gamelon (Part 2) 
  • "Oh, we're so EVIL and NASTY for no particular reason at all!"

    Animal Crossing New Leaf 
  • His view on the cow villager Angus
    I really want to eat Angus, I mean come on, he's a cow wearing a flame shirt and his name is Angus! He's just begging to be eaten!
  • The "Animal Crossing in my soup" song.

    Top 10 WORST Video Game Worlds to Live In 
  • PBG says if he didn't become a Youtuber he'd probably be a basketball star. Cue an extended video of him playing basketball and editing the footage to make it look like he got a slam dunk every time, over a rap song.

    Tomodachi Life 
  • PBG saying that he immediately added his girlfriend, Unicornism, into his game and that he gave her 'the most adorable voice possible'.
    Unicornism: (in sweet, but squeaky voice) I'm Unicornism.
    PBG: (has multiple copies of Unicornism appear on screen and constantly repeat that line, all while he's clearly getting very scared)
  • PBG shows off some of the hilariously awkward catchphrases and poses he gave Miis of some of his friends:
    Jeff "Space Hamster"'s Mii: Wanna touch buts
    Ian Mii: (dancing a jig) Such bravery.
    ProJared Mii: I love balls!
    PBG Mii: (as text reads "Adventuuuure!") Adventur-eee-err
    PBG: Huh, that one didn't work so well.
  • Him gleefully admitting that you can edit the lyrics of songs in the game to be "as juvenile and inappropriate as Nintendo will allow you to get away with", and of course him showing a clip collection of said edited songs:
    Ian Mii: I love butt cheeks-Sandals and bob saget-They make me so wet.
    Jeff Mii: Haters keep a-hatin'-Trolls keep a-hissin'-In their mouths-I'll be a-pissin'
    ProJared Mii: Maybe your dreams-Can come true-Probably not-You guys all suck! (audience claps anyway)
    • During the montage of songs, one involves PBG's Mii singing a song making fun of Ian's Mii's face. ("I saw Ian's face-Such a disgrace-He should hide it in the dark...") What makes it hilarious is the fact that Ian's Mii is one of the back-up dancers and his default expression is an annoyed-looking one. He looks as if he lost a bet!
  • Showing his friend Paul's Mii wanting some new clothes and PBG's response to it.
    PBG: No, Paul! How many times do I have to say it?! CAT! SUIT! Just own it! look gorgeous!
  • PBG admitting that he made his friend The Completionist take up ballet... who's surprisingly good at it.
  • PBG giving his brother a women's gymnastics leotard to wear... and liking it.
  • Unicornism and Brutalmoose having an intense airplane battle, with PBG adding guns and airplane crash noises, only to cut to black and say "There were no survivors".
  • The epic spazz-shot of PBG looking funny after his girlfriend's Mii rejected two of his friends' love confessions. The text blinks from "Epic Burn!" to "PBG totes hot", "Subscribe!", "Jared sucks!" and "(Ian's okay)" in that order. All while playing the battle-won theme of Super Mario RPG.
  • Making a Mii of SpaceHamster, giving him a Hamster costume and making his home resemble a hamster cage. But it turns out the Mii doesn't like Spacefood.
    PBG: HE'S A SHAM!!
  • PBG and Unicornism having a baby in the game. Called ChickenNug. And her turning into an adult after only a few days, now living on his island like a regular villager.
    • Also showing the adorable credit sequence of the child growing up, which includes a sweet video of them having a fun day in the park. Only for PBG to admit that he was waiting for a monster to come up and destroy them all Cloverfield-style.
  • Thinking that his island needed a villain, he created his Evil Counterpart: PuhBuhGu.
    PBG: And just look at how EVIL he is!
    PuhBuhGu: (walking around with big horns on his head)

    Weird i Pad Games 
  • PBG: Ever wanted to blow stuff up? That was a trick question, actually. If you said 'yes', then you go get in a jail now.
  • Several of the games he plays are rated 17+ for "frequent/intense medical/treatment information." He comments on the absurdness of bootleg Spongebob game rated 17+.

    Weird i Pad Games # 2 
  • The first game, a game where you open a set of teeth to allow food in, is recommended by a doctor in one of the reviews.
  • One game implies that a wife is shooting her husband with a bow and arrow. So PBG shoots the husband with an arrow, which causes him to lose.
    • He also thinks the game would be better if rather than an alcoholic husband, you shot at an orc or something else.
  • One game involves a man running away from a large group of women who want to tie him down and marry him, making him bald. To avoid them, he picks up dogs and shoots them behind him, knocking the would-be brides over like bowling pins. This is a real game.
  • His little song after finishing the Baby Hazel game.
    PBG: Yay! I won the game./I have many friends and I am not lame./Baby Hazel. The other girls, too./We have lots of fun, and we're better than you.

    Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 
  • PBG states early on that, as a kid, he was so excited about this game that he got up at 4 AM to play it!
    PBG: I probably wasn't supposed to do that... sorry, mom.
  • Saying that some scenarios in the game are so easy that he basically build a few rollercoasters and then stared at the screen for a few hours, until he won.
    • And pointing out how all the park visitors turn towards the screen and clap and cheer when he wins. PBG says it's actually a nice boost of confidence. And then he begins to play back lip-synced speech from a previous Putt Putt video.
      PBG: "And Outback Al"- screw you!
  • Pointing out how freaking broken the Go Karts are, how the park could be filled with nothing but Go Karts and people would love it.
  • PBG mentions that he's encountered some glitches... and then the video begins to jitter, play back with static and weird Interface Screw before a message popping up that PBG stopped working and needs to be rebooted.
  • Calling one of his rollercoasters "Gimme Yo Money"!
  • When talking about how the guests' thoughts of "X is really good value" means to actually jack the price up higher, they'll still pay for it. PBG tried to get this one guest to pay all his money to get onto the rollercoaster, but seems to have pissed the guest off. And now he stands there, staring longingly at the too-expensive rollercoaster...
    • ...which turns into a Mood Whiplash when seconds later, the rollercoaster has a crash and several guests die.
      PBG: Me screwing with this guy literally saved his life!
  • Making his own park. "Don't come here, you'll die" and its various death traps. And then sending all the members of NormalBoots onto the rides.

     Hyrule Warriors 

  • Stating right off the bat that he has never played a Dynasty Warriors game in his life before, so this video will be from the perspective of a guy, who has never played a Dynasty Warriors game in his life before.
    PBG: I already said that...
  • Points out just how bad the case of Artificial Stupidity is for enemies and your allies. He even has a group of soldiers surrounding one Bokoblin and sees how long it takes them to defeat it.
    PBG: Come on, guys, you can do it! Just try a little bit-yes, that guy's going for it!
    One soldier attacks the Bokoblin and kills it
    PBG: Yes! He did it! This guy, ladies and gentlemen! This guy! Give him a medal or something!
    A gold medal with the words 'A Medal Or Something' pops up
  • PBG points out that Zelda's having a nightmare and seems to be having those a lot lately. They say they are still searching for a sign of the chosen Hero.
    PBG: I dunno, but there's this guy called Link in the army and he does this...
    (Link jump-attacks a fellow soldier in training with epic music playing and a Street Fighter-esque You Win message)
  • The battle is over, but Zelda has gone missing!
    PBG: But Sheik shows up pretty soon and, apparently, these guys have never played Ocarina of Time because they have no idea who she is. Seriously, she even has the Triforce of Wisdom later in the game and they still don't question it.
  • He talks about the various playable characters in the game, with some predictable ones like Link, Zelda and Impa - all of which are fun - but there are some surprising ones like Midna, Fi and... Agitha?
  • PBG is utterly horrified that, out of all the various designs the Great Fairies have gone through over the course of the game, they opted for 'the absolute creepiest one'.
  • He ends the video in the same fashion as the game's story takes place in.
    So PeanutButterGamer left his room and ordered a pizza. He then ate the pizza, and it was good. But then, out of nowhere, before anyone could even have expected it, Harry Potter came and summoned the Dark World! And that was bad. In the Dark World, Ganondorf lived there. Or maybe it was Ganon? I don't really remember which. And they fought the fight to the death with PeanutButterGuy! And it was terrible of a sight to see. But then Link showed up to save the day! But it was too late... The battle was over, and everybody was dead! (Also Agitha was there for some reason.)

  • After explaining about eating other creatures in the games Cell stage.
  • After killing off another pack of creatures.
    Alien Baby: Why'd you kill my mommy?*extinct*
  • Dubbing his created species 'The Poob.'
  • Realizing far too late into the game that he's stuck himself with the dorkiest creature he could possibly create.

    Super Mario 64 Hacking 
  • His reaction to the "Make-Mario-explode-if-he-touches-anything" hack.
    PBG:"Silly Mario, living is for kids!"
  • Mario is five balls with flashing trousers and he has no head.

    Zelda Ocarina of Time Hacking 
  • Giant Epona.
    PBG: Please do not pee on me; I'm pretty sure I would drown.
  • "Uh, excuse me, sir, have you seen the entire lower half of my body anywhere? Or maybe my spine?"
  • PBG's "I'm so glitch" rap.

    Top 10 Laziest Things in Video Games 
  • His inclusion of the very concept of Early Access games.
    • Complete with his dog, Luka, staring at him as he flails across the yard.
  • The number 1 laziest thing in gaming? We all should've seen this coming: it's SnorlaŚnote  Wait, no, it's Seel.

    Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life 

  • PBG repeatedly stating that the Harvest Sprites are not drug-induced hallucations of the main character... then deciding to drop the charade and admitting that they likely are, since you do have to get high on shrooms (eat a mushroom) to even get into their house.
  • While talking about the child in the game, stating that he's got 'this child caring thing' down pat and immediately cuts to making his character throw his son out of the window. Oops.
  • His reaction to the game's end where the character dies and complaining that, after all the work he put into the game, that's his reward.

    Sonic Heroes 
  • PBG begins the video calmly talking about Sonic and what he is, all while more and more comments, demanding PBG to make a Sonic video, fill up the screen and begin to yell at him.
  • PBG puts one portion of the main theme song in reverse in which he can perfectly hear "Austin". This makes him realize he was Sonic all this time.
  • His annoyance with Tails not shutting up.
  • After finishing the review, PBG gets up and runs outside, with the Sonic Heroes music playing! Then falls off a pier... and replays that shot several times, with Tails' voice clip playing over and over.

    Super Mario Galaxy Hacking 
  • Hacking giving him the ability to obtain all 121 Stars of the game. PBG proceeds to give a thank you speech, but points out that the Stars keep disappearing and reappearing.
  • PBG uses the 'Infinite Everything' cheat, which gives him infinite lives, infinite health and infinite Starbits. It also gives him infinite spin-jumps and allows him to skip parts of a level... if the player can keep swinging the WiiMote around. Cue the camera cutting to PBG swinging the WiiMote in exhaustion, falling off the chair and continuing to shake the thing on the ground. Then he loses a life.
  • Using the flying cheat to obtain the Red Star powerup without a time limit.
    PBG: Why play the game, when you can just fly everywhere?
    (Mario stops flying mid-air and falls to his death)
    PBG: Oh. Um, that was planned.
  • A hack that causes all NPCs to be turned giant and into flexible goop. PBG loves jumping on the peniguins in Beach Bowl Galaxy, since it's like a trampoline, but as he thinks their condition is a spreading disease, he decides to blow up the entire planet, before it can spread. Mario lands on the planet and it explodes.
  • Becoming more and more freaked out by the above hack, PBG begins to beg and plea for things to return to normal! It does and PBG finally relaxes again... then Mario's back promptly bends him backwards.
    PBG: Oh, god! Ow! My back...! Actually, I think I can live like this.
  • Following the tradition of his previous hacking videos, he says it's 'time to screw with Mario'. First portraying Mario as nothing but a giant head and PBG begins to sing to the Galaxy theme.
  • Expanding on the hack, he leaves Mario the usual size, but adds the ability to move his head independently away from his body.
    PBG: Excuse me, Rosalina, my eyes are over here.
  • Going to his favorite level: fnd ofu uif Hanay.
    • When dying, getting the message 'u bae'.
      PBG: "U Bae"? Why thank you, Maro. That's very flattering!
  • Deciding to take on Bowser, PBG notes that Mario fell asleep from all his adventures. Cue him holding a Luigi plushie, saying there's only one man who can now save them! Except Luigi is looking scrawny, so he needs to bulk up. And throws a dumbbell onto the plushie. Then cuts to the game, where Mario has been turned into Luigi with massively bulky arms.
    PBG: Yeah. Looking pretty hot there. Oh, yeah!
    • PBG then begins to sing a lovesong to Luigi to the Galaxy tune.

    Top 10 WORST Party Games! 
  • PBG backing himself up on his opinion on a Wii party game based on the Tamagotchi virtual pets by quoting this review he found online:
    PBG: (in serious tone) "Tamagotchi had been died for years it was almost died when I was 6 and now I am 10." - Bryan M. (applause)
  • Later, PBG fighting with the "state-of-the-art" lie detector in an XBox game based on detecting lies called ''Truth or Lies. (Namely, the game detects everything PBG says as a lie without fail.) Every instance is followed by the game's intro sequence explaining the "rules" of the game being played at various speeds.
    Game: Who would be your first choice to sleep in a tent with you in the woods? Why?
    PBG: Uh, my wife because I love her.
    Game: "LIE" I don't think so, liar!
    PBG: WHAT?! Nonononono! This game is rigged! (gestures toward his wedding ring) This game is rigged!
  • Poor PBG has to sit through another MySims game. (Namely My Sims Party.)
  • PBG playing the notoriously horrible Nickelodeon Party Blast and demonstrating how easy the food fight minigame is by playing as Tommy Pickles and simply hiding in a back room of the Krusty Krab, standing on a table and barely doing anything aside from dodging flying food, and then standing on top of a refrigerator and tossing pizzas at the other players and winning every time.
  • In order to properly review Animal Crossing amiibo Festival, PBG faces an amiibo collector's worst nightmare: Having to unbox his amiibos. We then see PBG sobbing incoherently as he unboxes an Isabelle amiibo. However, he winds up having fun with them unboxed: He stages a scene with his Tom Nook and the aforementioned Isabelle amiibo where Isabelle (unhappy with being out of her box) gives Nook a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown when Nook tells her that she can at least play amiibo Festival now that she's out of her box, complete with "blood" (read: ketchup) splattered everywhere.
    PBG: I take it back, I like this. I think this is the most fun I've ever had with my amiibos actually.
    • You can even see the ketchup bottle he used to fake the blood.

     Animal Crossing 

     Goodwill Games # 4 
  • PBG's dogs, Asura and Luca, got into his bank account (again) and purchased a sack of gold as well as a hot dog costume and a hamburger costume respectively. PBG is naturally appalled, but the dogs are unfazed by his anger.
  • When PBG plays Arthur's Thinking Games, despite apparently having watched every episode of the show at least five times in his childhood, PBG can't remember Prunella's name, so he calls her "Harrietta".
  • When PBG plays Mr. Ratburn's quiz, he finds that Muffy hasn't gotten one answer right. One example would be, when she's asked what shape has three corners, her answer is "line".
    PBG: Line? A line?! You're lucky your family earns 95% of the income in Elwood City, because you're not getting too far in life with your intellect, clearly.
  • The audio for the game, in general, does not work properly. Sometimes characters interrupt each other, sometimes lines get cut off, and sometimes things like this happen:
    Ratburn: (clears throat) What—at all?
    PBG: Um... WHAT??
  • Another of Mr. Rabturn's questions is what kind of person works with money for a living. Muffy, of all characters, answers "A fireman". Cue "My Heart Will Go On".
  • When PBG avoids talking to Brutalmoose by going back to the game, it cuts to Arthur dancing in front of a sign that says "Prepare for death".

     Arthur Games 
  • "Okay, you are a butt."
  • SAID-MOM...
  • While playing Arthur's Computer Adventure (a Living Books title), Arthur mentions finding "the thing". PBG thinks he's referring to "The Thing".
  • At the end of Arthur's Computer Adventure, Jane punishes Arthur for disobeying her by telling him not to play computer games for a week. Upon hearing this, PBG decides to play Arthur! Ready to Race for the PS1, because the PS1 is not a computer.
  • This exchange after PBG completes the first race in Ready to Race:
    Brain: I have misgivings about the car's structual integrity.
    PBG: Uh, that would have been nice to know before I rolled down that entire course! Let's try working on our communication skills, okay, Brain? Thanks!
  • The Lame Pun Reactions to the man in the joke shop in Ready to Race.
  • PBG does some commentary on some "A Word From Us Kids" segments from the TV show, which includes a reappearance by Mr. Smiley and PBG's bewilderment over a kid who thought basketballs were oranges.
  • As a Call Back to a joke used earlier in the video, PBG tries to play the last game, Arthur's Camping Adventure without being noticed, only for Jane to scold him.
  • This exchange from Camping Adventure:
    Mr. Ratburn: I seem to have twisted my ankle.
    PBG: So we set up a tent for him to rest a while, and leave him with D.W..
    D.W. Don't worry, Mr. Ratburn, I'll take care of you.
    (D.W. and Mr. Ratburn walk into the tent. The camera zooms in on it as Mr. Ratburn screams in pain as D.W. slashes at him.)
    D.W.: Whoops, sorry.
  • From the same game, PGB questioning the logic of using a log to cross the river when the water is shallow enough for Arthur to walk through. He absolutely loses it when Arthur is standing right next to the other side of the of the river, but runs away from it.
  • Also from the same game, during the page of hedgehog facts:
    Arthur: A hedgehog is a small, noisy animal with hair that grows in stiff, spiky spines, if it is in danger, a hedgehog...
    (The picture of the hedgehog is replaced with a picture of PBG's head photoshopped on Sonic's body.)
    PBG: ...goes fast!
    (The camera shakes and zooms in on the picture as a sped-up version of the Sonic Heroes theme song plays.)
  • PBG listens to the ranger's scary story at the end of Arthur's Camping Adventure while getting increasingly frightened and rocking back and forth in a Troubled Fetal Position while wrapped in a blanket until the ranger explains that the monster in the story will eat anything except peanut butter, upon which all concern disappears from Peanut Butter Gamer.
  • At the end, PBG begins feeling like his videos are terrible, upon which he gets visited by Arthur himself. Arthur tells PBG that he needs to use his imagination:
    PBG: Wait, imagination? What do you mean?
    Arthur: You just close your eyes and pretend, and you can see cool videos!
    PBG: Huh...well, it's worth a try! (cut to him standing up and shutting his eyes) Imagination...imagination...unghhhhhhhh!
    (suddenly all of PBG's videos are replaced by episodes of Arthur (and a Chadtronic video); cut to PBG giving a thumbs-up while a loud horn noise plays)
    Princess Maker 2 
  • The entire intro. PBG says that he has had a baby, then goes on to describe something that is obviously not true. He explains that some god guy gave him a daughter of the heavens.
  • His chosen Surname: Peeboo? Okay, great! And his daughter is called... Peeboona! Perfect.
  • When his daughter says that she'll give birth to babies easily because she has a 'big bottom', PBG awkwardly leaves.
    PBG: Uh... go ask your non-existent mother about that...
  • PBG's horrible parenting skills.
  • Upon completing the game, he dramatically falls to the ground and wails at his parenting skills being questioned by the gods and his daughter. And then shrugs his shoulders.
    PBG: Whatever. *leaves to put on his beanie and 'deadbeat dad' clothes again*

    Pajama Sam 
  • The Call Back to the "Just click on anything!" gag from his first Putt-Putt video. PBG steps outside and cautiously taps an electrical box outside of his house. Nothing happens. "Oh wow, I thought it was going to blow up like last time! Whaddya know?" PBG proceeds to merrily tap it repeatedly. Then the box explodes anyway.
  • This exchange when PBG clicks on the Old Root:
    Old Root: Back in my day, we had Pong. Now there was a video game.
    (PBG clicks on the old root again.)
    Old Root: Back in my day, they didn't even have video games.
    PBG: Well did you have video games back in your day, or didn't you? You can't just contradict yourself like that! Come an'! You're making me very confused!
  • PBG developing a grudge against the trees, especially the blue one that gives Sam her rope.
    "Sorry, blue tree lady. I may have lost your rope, but I do have this great piece of wood you can have instea..." (Beat) "Oh, wait... you are a tree, and trees are made of wood, and this wood is made of wood. I guess that would be kind of like her offering me a piece of human flesh, huh? Oh, well. I guess I don't really care because as has already been established, I don't like you! Or your kind! I'm taking the wood, and you're lucky I don't chop you down instead! Consider that my act of kindness for the day!"
    • In a later scene, he goes outside and attacks a tree with a branch.
  • PBG poking fun at the rather low-key conversations Sam has with Otto the boat upon first meeting.
    Sam: Nice weather we're having, huh?
    Otto: Um, yeah.
    (Beat; which is followed by applause)
    PBG: (in an announcer voice) That's all for today's episode of Sam & Otto! Before we go, here's a preview of next week's episode:
    Sam: I like cheese.
    Otto: Hey, who doesn't?
  • The game freezing when PBG clicks on a shelf in Dark's lair.
    "Trying to catch that Darkness guy, but the game is frozen and I wanna die!"
  • The video's ending, which leaves PBG himself laughing.

     The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review 
  • Throughout the video, PBG frequently tries to get back into playing the game; having to be dragged away from the game itself in order to actually do the review and at one point revealing that he actually has the Switch (in handheld mode) in his lap off-screen.
  • PBG disregarding the objectives given to him in order to make his own decisions...only to run right off a cliff and die.
    (Game Over jingle plays) DEAD
  • PBG drops down with his glider towards an NPC being attacked by an enemy...only for one of the enemy's swings to catch Link before he can land, resulting in Link falling to his death at the bottom of a canyon.
  • Knowing that Breath of the Wild is called by many to be Zelda meets Skyrim, PBG attempt to give Breath of the Wild the "ultimate test'' to see how well such comparisons hold up by attempting to ride his horse up a nearly 90 degree angle. The horse slides right back down. "Nope!"
  • After PBG shows off the shield-surfing mechanic, he attempts to do so again without making sure that the Guardian Shield he is using isn't badly damaged. The shield breaks, and the camera zooms into Link's Oh, Crap! expression and subsequent wipe-out to the tune of CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLING IIIIIIIIIIINNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN.
  • Dick the Horse.
    What? It's short for Richard! Come on, grow up people!
  • PBG calling the Dubious Food "Naked Food" thanks to the pixelation over it.
  • The entire 50 Funny Ways to Die video, especially the quadruple death at the end.

     Top 10 BEST/WORST Nintendo Wii Games! 
  • BEST:
    • PBG "forgetting" about the Wii U.
    • PBG predicting the nasty comments he'll get for citing We Ski & Snowboard.
      PBG: (as a commentator) So you're telling me We Ski and Snowboard made the list over (deadpan) Insert game that is whatever you like here?
      (Translation: Stupid game that is dumb and bad (And not as good as We Ski & Snowboard))
    • PBG mimicking his celebrating Mii after completing a mission to transport a medical herb in We Ski & Snowboard.
      Wow! I did it! I delivered the medical herb! You know it had to have been important because they got some random dingus to deliver it instead of a medical helicopter! Heh, good job, me!
    • PBG goes "missing" halfway through the video, complete with faux news report. He is found hiding in his attic playing Harvest Moon Animal Parade.
      PBG: (voiceover; as a news reporter) Breaking News: Local YouTuber PeanutButterGamer Gone Missing. Tens and tens of people have expressed their worry across the internet."
      p-b0omb: Where is PBG? I'm beginning to worry.
      Nutella and Bread: Where's the new video? D:
      Anonymous: I unsubbed from you. Also, you're lazy as s*** and probably never worked a real job to begin with.
      PBG: "They also said some other things, but that's not important. We currently have no answers, but one thing is sure: I don't care at all and I really hate my job. Thank you."
      Youtube to roll out new change: Recommended videos to be replaced with random anime images
      Subscribers? Do you really need them? Recent studies say "maybe"
      Prominent YouTuber says a thing. Outrage ensues
      ProJared - Sexiest man alive?
    • As he introduces Fortune Street, PBG comments how much he'd like to play the games with his friends, but "they're all trapped inside the computer", so PBG decides to pretend they're there.
      PBG: (monotone; to a computer playing videos of Jeff, ProJared, the Continue crew, Chadtronic, Satchell Drake (of Satchbag's Goods), and Sarah of Pushing Up Roses) Hey everybody...can you hear me? (knocks on computer monitor) Can you hear me? Hey! HEY!!
      Final Slimeball RPG: The Game #3''
    • PBG "playing" the Skydiving game in Wii Sports Resort.
      • And also PBG crashing his airplane in the Airsports minigame.
      PBG: (cuts off his engine) Uh oh, that's not good. (plane plummets to the ground) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO WE'RE GOING DOW-
      (tutorial message about sightseeing spots appears, interrupting the game)
      PBG: Oh...I guess we're good. (leaves the message and immediately resumes screaming.)
    • PBG throwing in a grammatical error he wrote in his script.
  • WORST:

The G-Files:

  • From his G-Files: Minecraft video, "PONIES!"
    • "I'm Fluttershy, guys!"
  • Or this gem from his friend Kyrak:
    You gotta think this stuff out. This doesn't get done in a day, it's done in like an hour.

    Weird Arcade Games 2 
  • "I'm too busy doing... Whatever this is. (Cut to three of him dancing a la Peanuts)"
    Alien: These games come from a faraway land.
    PBG: You mean, an alien planet?
    Alien: No... JAPAN!
    PBG: Whoa... An alien planet....
  • (While playing a Japanese dating sim. His character falls over) "Oh, look at that, I won! ....Good..."
  • The screen panning up a guy in swimtrunks while on the beach, with hawaiian music playing. "D-did I win?"
  • PBG telling people to not record themselves playing a mini-game-game because then the following quote will be recorded.
    PBG: Yeah, one second, I'm doing some balls...

     Wind Waker Hacking 
  • Pretty much all of the hacks.
  • When he introduces why he's hacking the game.
    PBG: "Why, because this" *shows Link twitches as he drowns* "it's funny."
  • The, "regular dirty" moment with Link running all weird.
  • The hack that sends the boat speeding off into the distance... without Link: "Bye bye, boat!"
    PBG: I'm sure he thought I was on him, and he's gonna realise any second now, he's gonna turn around... Just you wait and see... Boat? Boat? BOAT, COME BACK!
  • PBG decides to "do some terrible things to Link":
    PBG: Wait for it... and... *Link falls face down on the ground and starts twitching randomly* seizure.
  • The entire auction scene.

To Kill An Avatar:

  • Him gleefully murdering Pikmin is both this and Nightmare Fuel.
  • His reaction upon realizing that he just killed innocent Pikmin, coupled with a Shower of Angst.
    PBG: (rocking back and forth in the shower) "What have I done?! The Pikmin are dead!"

  • The song PBG makes up about the Cuccoo Revenge Squad.
    They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come! They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come! They'll be comin' round the mountain, They'll be comin' round the mountain, They'll be comin' 'round the mountain when they come.. to kill ya!

Hardcore videos:

     Minecraft #1-5 
Minecraft #1
  • Everyone's Minecraft skins across all seasons.
  • "Who needs a map?!"
  • The entire Season 1, now with Highlights videos.
  • Special mention goes to when McJones of all people mistook a Creeper for another player and let it inside.
    What're you doing?
  • The very early deaths of The Completionist and Soah.
  • The running gag of Professor McJones and giving exposition to Jeopardy music.
  • JonTron gets separated from the group and everyone is afraid that he may die. It's a very tense situation... until Jon randomly shouts "SHEEEEEEP!" in a high-pitched voice at the top of his lungs.
  • Dean. Just... Dean.
    Jon: "I LOVE playing this game with Dean. It is so funny."
  • While PBG, Dean, and Stewart are stuck out in the middle of nowhere, digging a cave to survive the night, Jon and Barry are relaxing back at base and using the chat:
    <TheOnionKing> (JonTron) you want porkchops barry?
    <razzbarry> nah I'm good
    <TheOnionKing> barry wanna eat some cotton candy
    <razzbarry> sure!
    razzbarry is eating cotton candy
    <razzbarry> this is delicious
    <TheOnionKing> good nigth barry
    <TheOnionKing> i love you
    <razzbarry> <3
  • After the gang kill a bunch of spiders, McJones asks if anyone got string. Jontron's completely deadpan response?
    I got a head wound.
  • PBG's death can bring a chuckle when you realize why it happened. He accidentally started beating the enderman with a bow instead of his sword.

Minecraft #2
  • Dean almost makes the first "who needs a map" joke of the season.
    Dean: "Who-"
    NCS: "Who needs a map?"
    Dean: "-needs a... DANGIT"
  • Season 2 has Kyrak's tombstone, which reads "Here lies Kyrak. He died because. (It definitely wasn't PBG.)"
  • Kyrak's death by sacrifice.
  • The Skull-tans.
  • At one point, PBG, McJones and Barry head off into a mineshaft to look for watermelon seeds. Barry finds some, but wasn't recording, so they opt to re-enact the entire scene. Cue elaborate, fake acting of Barry opening the chest again and pretending to find seeds. The three cheer and jump, then PBG gets stuck on a spiderweb.
    PBG: This wasn't rehearsed! This wasn't the way we rehearsed it!
  • Minecraft Hardcore 2's final episode gives us the Dean Sword.
  • The final episode featuring Barry as the Sole Survivor and slowly going insane, talking to the Wither Skull in his inventory.

Minecraft #3
  • Season 3's "I GOT A POTATO!"
  • In season three, Jon decided to decorate their house... with lava. While the house is made out of wood. Cue Everyone having a "No. Just... No" Reaction (except for PBG) and McJones Having a Rage Quit and builds his own house. In the next episode, a stray ember nearly burns the whole house down.
    • The above moment being made somewhat hilarious when PBG yells "WHAT!?" just as his character swerves to look... and eats a steak, cutting down the dramatic effect.
  • Dean ends up being the first to die in the game via a Creeper. Jon suggests they sing a hymn as a response. Cue Jon singing The Circle Of Life.
  • In season 3, Jontron talks about how he meditated with a mantra. Since the words itself weren't important and he was told to pick anything that rolled off the tongue, he chose "Super Nintendo."
  • In Episode 7 of Season 3 gives us Jon's Secret Shack:
    Smooth: Where are we building the Nether Portal?
    PBG: Jon made another Temple on the other island—
    Jared: Jon's Secret Shack.
    PBG: ...Jon's Secret Shack.
    Smooth: Where's that, is it...
    Jared: It's a secret!
  • PBG and McJones get dogs as pets. PBG is pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, but when it seems like his dog died after PBG was attacked... The dog turns out to be fine a bit later.
    Cue sad music
    PBG: Where's my dog?
    McJones: Did you take damage? He probably teleported to you and got killed.
    PBG: My dog...
  • "I've got you! ...I'd rather not have you!"
  • Jared ends up giving the first "Who needs a map?!" joke in Season 3 in Episode 7 and gets a huge fanfare shot of being congratulated on it. Ironically, it happens after Dean's death.
    PBG: How do you make a map?
    Jared: Who needs a map?!

Minecraft #4
  • The fact that Caddicarus replaced Dean as the noob of the group.
    • Shortly after the season begins and Caddicarus makes a few small accomplishments ingame, McJones declares that he's already surpassed Dean in skill.
  • In Episode 2, while talking about how Americans and British people all 'sound the same', Caddicarus mentions that he is often told that he sounds like Daniel Radcliffe. Cue a picture of Daniel Radcliffe appearing on screen... only for his body to be cut out and his head slapped over Caddicarus' for the rest of the episode.
  • Dean talking about PBG and Caddy discussing things, stating that the Burger King and King Of All Cosmos are having political discussions in trading burgers for large land masses, but not coming to an agreement. And McJones pops in, saying that it sounds exactly like the plot of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.
  • Dean's critique of PBG.
    Dean: PBG's the kind of guy who's like "what kind of shortage are we talking about, guys?" while he's wearing, like, full [iron] armor and eating six porkchops just to clear out his inventory.
    • Even better, PBG burns through most of their iron stockpile and makes himself a full set of iron armor within the minute, to everyone's amusement and slight annoyance. Although he gave pieces of it to those who were still wearing leather right after.
  • Caddicarus's Minecraft skin for Season 4 is the Burger King. He takes it very seriously and after some mention something that's not Burger King, this discussion happens:
    McJones: PIZZA HUT!
    Caddicarus: Do not speak of Pizza Hut's name in front of the Burger King. He can't do that.
    McJones: We're not sponsored or anything, are we?
    Barry: Not yet.
    Caddicarus: We are now.
    McJones: We're gonna be sponsored by Burger King? Awesome!
    PBG: If this show gets popular enough, maybe next season we can...
    Dean: We'll all be corporate sellouts!
  • Caddy feeds everyone with the meat from a cow he killed.
    Caddy: It's like the last supper, I feed everyone with one cow!
    Dean: ...That was not the last supper. Get your bible straight.
  • After Caddy's death:
    McJones: Does that mean we lost our endorsement?
  • The group sailing to a very small island in episode 12.
  • The montage of what they've been doing, with Jeff adding a narrative text, talking about getting reeds and how PBG got lost at one point, but made it back just fine.
  • PBG reviving the "Who Needs a Map" joke in the third to last episode, when everyone was convinced the joke was not going to happen this season.
    PBG: Who needs a map! (sixth time)
    McJones and SpaceHamster (one after the other): We were so close!
    PBG: Who needs a map! (seventh time)
  • While sailing back from their awesome victory in the finale, Dean breaks his own boat, and PBG offers to give him a new one to sail back. Then Dean shoots PBG and breaks his boat, and PBG suggests leaving him out to drown in the ocean. PBG doesn't agree to give him the boat until he remembers that Dean was mining the gold treasure they won.
    PBG: How many gold pieces do you have?
    Dean: ...Six.
    PBG: Six? ...Alright.
  • After defeating all three bosses and surviving the Underwater Monument twice, the group almost die to a creeper that had moved into their house while they were gone.
  • Dean jacking off on a celebratory statue made for their victory.

Minecraft #5
  • PBG's skin is Arthur and Ray's is Miror B. McJones also embraces his Professor motif and goes as Professor Layton.
  • A minute into part 1, a Creeper ambushes the group and blows up.
  • Part 2 has McJones decide to use his only iron to make himself a shield instead of making the group a bucket, leading to a heated argument (with Ace Attorney music and sound effects) over whether he was being selfish or not.
  • Part 3 has PBG use up leather to make armor when they needed it to make books, prompting him to say that he doesn't like to read, even though his skin is Arthur Read. This does indeed get lampshaded.
  • Part 10 has a part where McJones explains something about their objective for the Nether, this time with his head in place of Professor Layton's, while one of the games' songs in the background plays during it.
  • Part 15 has a couple despite being a huge Wham Episode:
    • While being attacked by Blazes and skeletons, McJones and Ray find an entrance inside the fortress only to realize it only leads to a lower section of the outside wall. Ray calls it 'Lower Outside,' immediately followed by a Dark Souls text graphic and the 'entered new area' sound bite.
    • When Jeff realizes that he and PBG are the last two survivors, he decides to lighten the mood after a moment of Fridge Brilliance:
      PBG: Oh, Jeff, it's just me and you... we-
      Jeff: PB & JEFF!
      • It's even more hilarious when in Episode 17, where they use the PB & Jeff intro theme.
  • The survivors as of Part 17 decide to make Dean's grave out of Netherrack and set it on fire, to commemorate the fact that he burned to death. They also give him the epithet 'The Roasted'.
  • Part 19 has PBG and Jeff dramatically heading off on an adventure with their boats... only to stop and head back because they realized they need compasses.

  • Day Z Hardcore Part 1 has McJones dying 2 minutes in, complete with a "montage."
    • Later, PBG and Jontron die in the exact same way—cornered by zombies, they jump off the railing. Dean comments it was just like a zombie movie.
  • And now the entire series is only three parts long.
  • A bonus trainwreck episode has a large group meeting up in one area... right next to a guy with a gun, who kills them all before they can even start recording.
  • In Part 2, Jared makes a joke about Russia's overabundance of blood bags. "You have a cold? Get new blood." And then a picture is edited in of Jared wearing a nurse's cap, a stethoscope, and a button that reads "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

    Terraria #1 & 2 
Terraria #1
  • Terraria Hardcore continues the running gag of McJones giving exposition to Jeopardy music.
  • Part 3 has Jontron tossing a bomb inside the house without knowing what it was. The wall and floor blow up.
  • MCJones accidentally killing a bird in part 3 with his spear, then claiming I Meant to Do That.
  • Dean and McJones dying to a boulder trap in part 5.
  • PBG's ongoing rampage against the bunnies. In part 8, he kills 3 at once.

Terraria #2
  • PBG's character in Season 2 looks a little... odd, to say the least.
    PBG: I'm Ms. Frizzle!
    ProtonJon: ...after a horrible accident, or what?
    Dean: It's like mixed with Freddy Kreuger.
  • In part 3 Dean falls down a hole PBG dug and barely survives.
  • In Episode 10, PBG and Dean start racing home after the group decides to head out of the Corruption. Dean starts to get attacked by a Demon Eye and calls PBG for help, but PBG, focused on winning the race, blissfully ignores him. Suddenly, Barry is surrounded and killed, and everyone is completely shocked and wordless. PBG meekly adds "...I won the race though." Cue Dean getting cornered and killed by the Demon Eye he was asking PBG to help him kill.
  • PBG is abruptly crushed by a boulder underground whilst talking about cutting the segment out since it was mostly SpaceHamster fishing. The slow-motion is even funnier.
    Jeff: To waaatch me fiiiish?
    PBG: Whaaaaaat?! Deeaadd!
    ProtonJon: Whaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt?!
  • Jeff trying out his new Sawtooth Shark on some trees and enemies.
    Jeff: I'm just like wiggling it. *Beat* *Peter Griffin-esque laughter while flailing it up and down*
  • The sheer lack of respect Jeff, Jon and McJones show for PBG after his death. The grave they make him, alongside the dignified stone ones built for Satch, Dean and Barry, is made from whatever materials they had lying around (wood, dirt, ice) and has a sign that reads "PBG sploded", and Jeff throws some sushi at it as a sacrifice (as PBG pointed out in the comments, he doesn't even like sushi). Later, Jeff actually replaces his avatar at the bottom of the screen with one for the penguin, saying that he doesn't need it any more.
    • His avatar is even replaced with the penguin in the next episode's intro!
  • While the survivors are debating the name of PBG's penguin, Jeff finds a second one and declares it '[his] penguin'. He then immediately saws it in half by accident.
    Jeff: Oops. Oh cra- *dissolves into laughter*
  • In the finale, tragic as it may be, Jeff's death could count due to the sheer irony of it. Literally seconds after he muses about how much of an Anti-Climax it would have been if McJones had died on the way to the boss (due to a Sticky Keys prompt), and McJones said it wouldn't be so bad, he immediately hits two stray blocks of dirt and dies upon impact. McJones's reaction makes it all the better.
    McJones: ...oh no... I guess I... get the running boots...

  • McJones is doing his professor bit, explaining how the giant works, but Dean keeps interrupting him, eventually prompting McJones to let out an exasperated, "Why haven't you died yet?"
  • Team 1 and Team B.
  • "Team 1 LIKES touching themselves."
  • The Dull Surprise reveal of Dean's death.
    *camera cuts to the Pirate Ship, cue Chirping Crickets*
    Jeff: Dean died.
  • PBG having to kill McJones's zombie is hampered by it constantly moving out of range.

     Diablo II 
  • After Dean died, one of the guys comments on how quiet it has become now and wondering how he'll know when they are perfectly safe, now that Dean isn't there to constantly scream.

    Pokémon AlphaSapphire Nuzlocke 
  • Nimnat the Nincada is considered The Load. This in itself isn't funny, but the poor thing's apparently such The Unfavorite that Jeff misspells her name in the roster sidebar and doesn't care enough to correct it for at least half a dozen episodes. Not to mention that every time she was placed back in the PC, one of PBG's Pokemon would die soon after.
    • She ultimately redeemed herself in the finale, in one of the most poetic endings of any Nuzlocke to date, when PBG employed a very risky and difficult tactic using her: Double Team to Baton Pass. This tactic is what ultimately led to PBG winning the champion battle, and he had a very close victory at that, since Bee and Nimnat, arguably PBG's two least effective Pokemon, were the very last survivors, hanging on with their HP in the red. PBG apologized to Nimnat in the epilogue and congratulated her and Bee the entire time.
    • Made poetic by the fact that Nimnat was the last (and likely least) of PBG's original 6 Pokemon.
    • The fact that PBG never notices that whenever he puts Nimnat in the PC, a Pokemon dies, but that the comment section took to calling it the Curse of Nimnat.
  • In Part 9, PBG does a confession... that he can't read, after he stumbled and misread several of the episode's lines.
  • The montage of Pokemon PBG has lost as he psychs himself up for fighting Flannery includes a Tyrannosaurus and Admiral Ackbar.
  • PBG obtains Latias and names it... Lafawnda.
  • PBG's sheer confusion over Mega Evolving Lafawnda. Somehow he misses the message that Latias has Mega Evolved and wonders if he did something terribly wrong. Really, his inability to figure out just what the heck is up with his new Pokemon comes off like an actual kid who has been given a powerful Pokemon and has no idea how to properly use it.
  • PBG's lack of any care for his Spinda, DrnkyMcPanda, who he sees as underperforming. He barely even cares when she dies. At least at first.
  • PBG pretending to jump off the cliff in Winona's gym after Shedinja dies to a Pursuit.
  • PBG's confusion over Swalot.
    In-game text: about to send out Swalot.
    PBG: Swalot! I have no idea what a Swalot is.
    *Swalot is sent out*
    PBG: Whoa. I still have no idea what a Swalot is.
  • PBG finally realizes that he should have his Pokemon utilize hold items... in Episode 32.
  • The number of times PBG confuses the genders of his Pokemon, most notably Nimnat, Lawlup, SlappyMcGee, Camel, DrnkyMcPanda, and Useless, who are all female, and Rupto and Gloooo, who are male, and PBG consistently calls them by the wrong gender to the point that he never gets the girls right once, except for Lafawnda and maybe DrnkyMcPanda when she dies.
  • There's some hilarity in how little PBG knows about Pokemon, yet he remains both blissfully unawares of it and with a truly impressive amount of luck.
  • PBG catches a Gloom, and then decides to name her.
    PBG: Gloop! Actually, now I'm gonna name him "Gloooop"! *Presses enter before inserting the P* NO- That's not what I meant to do. Welp, his name is Gloooo!
  • Watching PBG gleefuly ignoring (sort of) canon relationship between May and Brendan/Peebins by constantly telling her to shut up and leave (while commenting on nearly every other female character in the game).

'Sucking At' & Let's Plays:

     Super Mario 64 
  • While racing Koopa The Quick, PBG notices him catching up in the last part and does an epic sidejump up to the top of the mountain, winning the race. And the jumps gets shown repeatedly in slow motion.
  • PBG complaining about how difficult doing circles are, when unlocking Mario.
  • In Episode 10, he's trying to get the Star for getting the 8 Red Coins on top of the Bowser Puzzle in Lethal Lava Land. He grabs six, then ends up missing the last two and wandering around the level, looking for them. He actually adds a counter into the corner for how long it takes him to realize his mistake. It takes him 2:52:29 minutes to figure it out.
  • His Rage Quit complaining when controlling Wario keeps hindering him.

     Luigi's Mansion 

     Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition 
  • His laughing reaction to the end of the first Episode, when Mario turns into a sign.
  • Episode 4 RAGING + CRASHING has the game first break PBG at the end, when several attempts at playing Cool, Cool Mountain cause the game to repeatedly crash. At the end, he drums his hands on his desk and just keeps repeating 'Mario' like a Madness Mantra song.
  • Comparing himself to a Sim in Episode 10.
    PBG: I feel like a Sim. You know, a bunch of good things happen to me. Got promoted, maybe Woohoo'd couple of times, got engaged. You know. Made some really good Mac 'n' Cheese, feeling really good. But, you know, all of a sudden some bad things happen. You know, like, my mai-a thief comes and steals my TV. I peed myself in front of a lady. And, you know, I'm still feeling good [...] but one more bad thing happening, one more pee, and it's straight back to depressed.
  • Episode 16, when Mario launches off with the wingcap with a butt-rocket.

     Super Mario Galaxy 
  • The first episode, he first calls the princess "It's Zeldurr", only to correct himself with "I mean Princess Peechus". And then there's what he calls her castle when it's taken away.
    PBG: Oh, no! It's the prischus peechus castle!
  • During a prankster comet race against Cosmic Mario in Honeyhive Galaxy, PBG purposefully walks on honey and pretends like he's about to lose, only for Cosmic Mario to really pass him by and make him lose.
    PBG: Oh, no. I'm stuck on the honey. He's gonna catch up to me... (notices Cosmic Mario actually catching up) No! No No No No No No No No! Noooo!
  • Saying that the Queen Bee is probably suffering from Diabeetes.
  • After following the beach bully shark through rings, PBG leaves the water and throws the shell - only for it to hit Captain Toad! PBG laughs at that coincidence and we get a slow-motion repeat of it.
  • PBG telling Luigi that he has no chance with Rosalina, because she's his.
  • Rosalina saying that she can see [Mario's] brother on the observatory. PBG cheers that McJones is here, only to realize she means Luigi.

     Super Mario Galaxy 2 
  • PBG is initially confused over the cloud power-up, wondering why he can't make more clouds. Takes him a bit to remember that he can only make three of them. And then still has multiple instances of groundpounding and falling, when he wanted to create a cloud.
  • A heartfelt apology video is uploaded the day of the new episode, apologizing for something that happened in that latest video. What is he apologizing for? Not picking up a coin to replenish his health.
  • A later video, he talks about doing the same thing as above and how he'll have to make a second apology video for it. He doesn't.
  • The fiasco with the purple coins at Tree Trunk Galaxy.

    Super Mario Sunshine 
  • When fighting a gooey piranha flower early on.
  • PBG becomes really frustrated in Part 9, when he learned that the number of obtained Shines is irrelevant to completing the game, but the 7th Episode of each location, and that some of the ones he got previously are now useless.
  • Opening up Part 10 with an apology, saying that he was recording the newest video for it and the game footage didn't properly record. He says he tried working on and fixing it, for like five minutes, but just couldn't do it. So, now there are 3 extra Shines that PBG got, but didn't record.
  • In Part 20, he stops the video for a second because he hears screaming outside and 'feels obligated to check that noone's dying'.
  • Part 21. The Struggle. Everything in the video turns into a struggle for him, starting from just getting to the level. He counted and says it takes up to 7 minutes to get there.
  • The Finale episode is filled with moments.
    • PBG not understanding what he's supposed to do during the battle with Bowser for a good while. He eventually figures it out, but his cluelessness is quite amusing.
    • PBG telling Bowser to 'not blow him'.
      PBG: Don't blow me, Bowser! Uh... yeah. Don't blow me.
    • Repeatedly dying when he whomps the fourth pillar of the tub. One time even 'butt-slamming', immediately getting hit by a Bullet Bill and being pushed between the cracks of the floor, killing him.
    • Trying to save himself from falling again, he somehow manages to make Mario cling to the bottom of the level, get stuck and have to watch as Mario keeps getting damaged by nothing.
    • Sounding exaggeratingly dramatic when Fludd malfunctions and 'dies'. And then, a bit later.
      PBG: Fludd! Noooo! (later on) Fludd's back!

     Animal Crossing New Life 
  • PBG decides to tell Rover that he can't sit next to him, but then laughs when he does anyway and says how it's nice to see that there's still plenty of rude people in the world.
  • PBG has to name his character and first thinks of going for PooBins. Then needs to add more and opts for PooBinGo.
    • He didn't think of a name for the town, so he just goes and names it... Poosvil.
      PBG: It wouldn't allow me to add another L or E at the end.
  • He dramatically plays out deciding which house to pick to be the most difficult choice he ever had to make.
  • When writing an entry in his calender, he writes the only thing he can think of at the moment.
    Put the gun down, Nook. Think of your family.
  • When meeting some of the townsfolk, he is ecstatic to see that the cat Mitzi is there. And admits that, when he was young and played the game, she was his headcanon in-game girlfriend.
  • One of his neighbors is a cow. Named Patty.
    PBG: Mmmmmmmh, Patty... (imagines a nice, juicy burger)

     Wind Waker Chaos Edition 
  • On Outset Island, he is horrified when a tornado is right on top of the outlook he has to get to. There's even a note saying that the game audio has been severely lowered to protect any viewer's eardrums.
  • Ganon appears on Outset Island. As well as Re-Deads. A whole field worth of Re-Deads.
  • PBG requires multiple attempts at jumping the platforms with Nico, because he keeps getting the 'disease' (the purple fog that messes with the controls) and jumping farther than intended. Then there's the obnoxious, high-pitched noise when he opens the treasure chest with the spoilsbag in it.
  • When trying to leave the inside of the pirate ship...
  • PBG cannot get the water to work on the withered bomb-flowers and is not sure if that is an issue with the chaos edition or if he's just that bad at aiming the bottle.

    Super Mario World Randomized 
  • Whenever they drop a Yoshi down a cliff, which happens a lot, it is replayed in slow-motion to sad music and Luigi getting a single tear-drop.
  • One level is named "Ghosts of Yoshi."
  • Episode 19 is called 'MMMM GOOD $#&%!' after a level in the game that is actually called MMMM GOOD SHIT... where they actually put a mosaic filter onto the shit part.
  • Episode 14 to 16 are all only one level that they have difficulty with. Episode 16 is even called 'Definition of Insanity'.

Collection Series:

     Oblivion Daedric Items 
  • In the very first episode, he dies multiple times. And completely forgets how to even start the quest for Azura's Star, including that he needed to get some Golddust first and had to offer it at dusk or dawn.
  • The entire quest for the Wabbajack, given how whacky that thing is to begin with. Especially PBG's reaction to Sheagorath bringing about the last omen of the K'Shara.
    PBG: What!? What? It's raining fire dogs!
  • In Aerkved's Tower (Vaermina's quest), PBG goes down a hole and finds a sort of cellar full of corpses hung on strings.
    PBG: Oh, boy! What the...!? What the...!? Oh, a treasure chest. (loots it)
  • During the quest for the Sanguine Rose, he first misses the spell. Then later he turns out to be running away naked himself. And with an arrow up his ass.
  • Namira's quest, with one of the priestesses saying PBG is 'too pretty' and having to need to get drunk to start the quest.

     Skyrim Daedric Items 
  • Encountering a dragon during the first episode and running away from it.
  • While following Barbas to Calvicus Vile's shrine, PBG keeps yelling "Barbas!".
    • During the journey to said shrine, encountering headless, bikini-clad vampire-zombies and being utterly baffled.
  • Encountering a wolf and 'spazz-kicking' it to death, including slow-motion close-up.
  • Looking around for Sam during the Sanguine Rose quest, he wanders around all over the place, yelling for Sam. Then he makes a joke on the map running gag from the Minecraft series. "Who needs a Sam?" counter pops up.
  • He eventually gains a follower in Faendal. And proceeds to change his name within minutes, multiple times. He calls him Charles, Carl, Chandler or even Maria.

     Wind Waker Island Collection 
  • During the multi-part videos of Windfall Island, PBG made notes to get all the sidequests done. Then he admits that one of his notes is "Picture of girl, show to guy" and he cannot remember at all what that is supposed to mean. He finally remembers that it's referring to showing Linda's picture to Anton.
  • He has huge difficulty saying 'debutante' when doing Milla's quest.
  • While fast-forwarding during the reef areas of shooting down all the cannons, the video goes back to regular speed and all you hear of the end of PBG's fast-forward ranting was "so that you don't kill the toys". Then lampshading how it would appear, to just talk random nonsense during the fast-forwarding and ending on those words.
  • The final episode (Forest Haven) starting with PBG admitting that he saved over his actual file, leaving him to use an older savefile for this video. And said file does not have all the previously collected islands on it. And then his vocal recording glitched up mid-way through, forcing him to do post-voiceover.

PB & Jeff:

  • When either of them comes up with an oddly catchy or amusing expression, one of the two will inevitably shout "PUT IT ON A SHIRT!", despite the fact that neither of them sell shirts, or merchandise of any kind. While this is most prominent in Mario Maker, it comes up in their other videos as well.

     One Shots 
  • The Euro Truck Simulator - Blindfolded Q & A has its premise. PBG drives the truck blindfolded and has Jeff as his backseat driver telling him how to steer, while asking the questions. It's hilarious to watch Jeff freak out about trying to ask a question, while trying to keep PBG driving on the road. And then PBG ultimately gets the truck stuck off-road.
  • The episode on Hotel Mario is titled "I WANNA DIE", which just says it all, really.
    • During their epic struggle to beat Morton, the guys come across a particularly horrifying way in which Mario can die.
    PBG: (horrified) He ate me!

     Donkey Kong Country 2 
  • The first episode having the two lament that it's actually a retake, because their initial recording of this episode was amazing and they only realized in post that they forgot to actually record the game footage.
  • After collecting the letter tokens in the wrong order, they begin creating new characters such as Donkey Ong, Cool Kong, Donkey Kong, and Donkey Kog.
  • Wondering what the spider's name is, they call it Spider Guy. Then PBG admits that he'd call a spider 'Speeky'.
  • Their debate on whether Squaks is spitting nuts or cookies.
  • In Part 10, PBG asks Siri to look something up. She keeps recording their message as they continue to talk and they shut up long enough to hear what she has 'heard' from them. It needs to be heard. note 
  • Their utter failing in Episode 12 and 13 on just one level. Their frustration is hilarious to observe.
  • Having difficulty jumping or the game not reacting, they begin to turn their cries of "I pressed it to jump!" into a Running Gag.
  • In the Toxic Tower level, they become more and more agitated and switch between the animals. When they change into the spider, both yell "SPIDER NOW?!" at the same time; it's also the title for that video.

     Super Mario Maker 
  • Fan Levels #1
    • PBG dies within 10 seconds of playing the first level: Flying Fish Deathtrap.
    • They give up on Falling for Rosalina, which was already sent to them with the comment that it was a terrible level.
    • Their reaction to just the name of the level I'm So Sorry For This.
  • SCARY Mario Maker
    • Going through Waluigi's Unbearable Existence confuses them.
    • Will You Save Your Son first confuses them because of the messages, then starts to horrify them by actually expecting them to sacrifice Yoshi.
      • They also make a reference to a Running Gag started in their Donkey Kong Country 2 playthrough: "I pressed it to jump!"
  • Fan Levels #2
    • PBG saying that he absolutely dislikes adventures and the likes. And that people can quote him on that.
    • KK's Last Gig turning out to be a pretty good maze level. Then they get to the end and see KK getting pushed into a floor of spikes. They do find the end a little funny.
    • PBG ignores the feather power-up in Flying High and promptly dies, realizing that it's required to proceed in the level.

    Mario Party 
  • Mario Party 1
    • Jeff's humiliation conga near the end. Pretty much everything goes wrong on some way, and his Sanity Slippage is glorious.
      • Jeff stealing PBG's coins to ruin his winning tactic as revenge.
    • In the finale of Peach's Birthday Cake, Peach gets Chance Time and swaps Wario and PBG's coins, potentially costing him the game. PBG still wins.
    • Jeff rolls a 2 at the worst possible time in the finale of Yoshi's Tropical Island. PBG edits in the Donkey Kong Country Game Over screen and music, making it look like DK was facepalming.
    • Jeff gets a Mushroom space as a last-ditch chance to get a Star in the finale of Luigi's Engine Room... and gets a Poison Mushroom, costing him a turn.
    • Wario gets Chance Time in Luigi's Engine Room and forces Jeff to give him all of his Stars.
    • Wario winning the first match and the third, mainly through Chance Time.
  • Mario Party 2 (feat. ProJared)
    • In the first episode everyone, but Jeff, ends up finding a hidden block. With a Star in it.
    • PBG's surprise when they still keep finding hidden blocks, having been sure that there were only four.
    • Given the map they are on, not one of them has managed to make it to the initial Star on the map yet. They keep getting thrown back to the starting space by cannons, dolphins or similar.
    • ProJared ends up finding a second Star in a hidden block.
    • Jeff does a bit better in the final episode, earning a lot of coins and even gets the Coin Star of the game. Building up to who the Super Star of the game is, the big question is: Is Jeff's curse broken? It is! Jeff has managed to win a Mario Party game as DK!
    • Wario continues the trend of being unstoppable as he ends a Horror Land video by getting a second Star, then using a Golden Mushroom to go for a third Star.

  • From the first video on, comments keep telling PBG and Jeff that Pikmin in Olimar's squad at the end of the day will not die or count as left behind, as long as they are actively in Olimar's group when it gets to sundown. It takes them a good 15 episodes to figure it out and still 'test it as a theory' in the 20s episodes.
  • Giving several Pikmin they deem important for an episode a name. They tend to die fast. One of them was even called Jared.
  • The absolute horror when the Smokey Progg hatches from the egg onto the map in episode 14. They claim it has a similar appearance to the dirty River God in Spirited Away and proceed to refer to it as 'the Miyazaki monster'.
  • Their various reactions to the boss enemies.
    • Special mention to the spider enemy. PBG cannot recall how to deal with it and they eventually decide that it's probably invincible. Jeff actually has the right theory - to throw Pikmin into its little suckhole - but it isn't tried out until several episodes later.
  • They are stuck on how to obtain the UV Lamp part. It takes them an extra episode for PBG's memory to wonder if there is a weight difference between the various Pikmin.
    PBG: Wait... can you throw some of them... higher?
    Cue epic beat playing at his revelation
    • Shortly after, while using the candypop flowers to change blue Pikmin into yellow ones on top of a ledge in water, some Pikmin are pulled out... and proceed to immediately run off the ledge and drown.
      PBG: Why? Why were they walking over there?
      Jeff: I have no idea. [...] They literally just, like, "I have been reborn!" and just, like, walk off the cliff...
  • During the Final Trial, they take a while to figure out how to move the box out of the way.
  • The Final Boss dies to two red pikmin that got left behind, presumed dead, while PBG went off to get more yellows. Doubles as an Offscreen Moment of Awesome. PBG names them Bimmy and Leeny.
    PBG: Wait... is he dead?

     Death Road to Canada 
  • The duo's terrible luck with A.I allies. The first one died on the very next battle, and the second one was exiled immediately for being a jackass who demanded that somebody should be kicked out from the group.

    Fortune Street 
  • In the finale, Jeff built a huge space 2 episodes ago... that nobody landed on. Meanwhile, despite an onslaught of rolling 1s, PBG is poised to win the game if he can make it back to the bank without rolling a 1 and landing on Jeff's space. In a spectacular case of Tempting Fate, he says there's no way he'll roll a 1 again and he isn't jinxing it because it's impossible... and rolls a 1. The epic music makes it even funnier.
    • Even better, someone did the math to find out just how many 1s PBG rolled.
    PBG rolled a 1 for a total of 20 times out of 54 (I may be missing one turn as the final screen says 55 turns, let me know if you find out which one I missed). So, PBG rolled a 1 37% of the time, more than double the expected 16.66%. PBG moved 164 spaces in 54 turns, for an average of 3.03 spaces per turn, slightly below the expected 3.5.


  • In general, the speed up music when it's used. And it's always a sped up version of the Malo Mart song.
  • The Running Gag of naming characters EESDESESESERDT and leaving letters off.
    • The original EESDESESESERDT from the Hubert skiing game.
    • EESDESESESERD for My Sims Kingdom.
    • EESDESESESER for My Sims Agents.
    • EESDESES is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it name for his pet snake in the Animal Parade video.
    • EESDESESE finally for his character in My Sims Party.
  • Repeated instances, where PBG asks his voice-operated phone to search something up for him, only for it to pop up saying "You need to unlock your iPhone first".