Characters: Conker's Bad Fur Day
Characters who appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remake, Conker: Live and Reloaded.Note: This page is currently under construction; any contributions are appreciated. Beware of unmarked spoilers.
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Conker the Squirrel
- Alcohol Hic: Lets one out when he tries to jump while drunk or hungover.
- The Alcoholic: The entire game's plot kicks off because Conker got drunk and wandered off the wrong way.
- All Men Are Perverts: Despite his relationship with Berri, he shows shades of this, immediately helping the King Bee when he hears about the "big-breasted babe" and flirting with the cavewoman Jugga. Also, one of his Idle Animations is pulling out and reading a porn magazine.
- Anti-Hero: Of the nominal variety. His sole motivation is to try and find his way back home, and whenever the various NPCs ask him for help, he will always ask "What's in it for me?" before he does it for them. He also has no qualms against killing people and using them to accomplish his goals.
- Badass Adorable: A cute little squirrel who, among other things, ends up a war veteran by the end of the game.
- Badass Longcoat: During the Matrix parody, as well as the Spooky chapter in the Xbox remake.
- Baleful Polymorph: Gets turned into a vampire bat by Count Batula during the Spooky chapter.
- Batter Up: His primary weapon after the tutorial chapter in Live and Reloaded is a nail-studded baseball bat.
- Catch Phrase: He tends to exclaim "Oh, no!" quite a bit.
- Cigar Chomper: Constantly has a stogie in his mouth in the It's War chapter.
- Frying Pan of Doom: His primary weapon throughout the original game. In Live and Reloaded, he only uses it during the tutorial chapter.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Conker only says two swear words throughout the entire game: "bitch," and "ass."
- Grass Is Greener: It's only after he becomes rich and powerful like he always wanted that he realizes that he had everything he wanted all along. Sadly, by the time he does, it's too late.
- Guns Akimbo: In the original, he dual-wields machine guns during the It's War and Heist chapters. Averted in the remake, where he only uses one machine gun.
- Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: In the original, he only wore a blue zip-up hoodie and sneakers, but no pants. Averted in the remake, which gives him a pair of green shorts.
- Hammerspace: He can literally pull whatever he needs at any specific moment out of his pockets.
- Heli Critter: Can spin his tail to hover when he jumps.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He has a few acts of kindness, though they're few and far between, such as shutting up the Paintbrush and Paint Pot laughing at him and Franky the Pitchfork, as well as fixing Franky up after he gets broken in two and having that be one of the (very) few good deeds Conker does without asking for the person he's helping (in this case Franky) for anything in return for helping them, and possibly the part where he rescues Rodent from a group of Tediz a little ways into the War chapter that were going to kill him. He also does love Berri.
- Only in It for the Money: If someone offers him money in exchange for their aid, he'll instantly agree.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Conker constantly shifts between an American accent and an East London one.
- Nominal Hero: His main motive in the game is to get home. That's it. He wouldn't care less if his adventure had gone on without his good deeds.
- Red Is Heroic: Sort of. He's a red squirrel, and the Anti-Hero of the game.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: The Tiny Guy to Berri's Huge Girl; he comes up to her thighs.
- Urine Trouble: When drunk, he actually pees on his enemies.
- Weirdness Magnet: And how! By halfway through the game he's pretty Genre Savvy about it.
- What Did I Do Last Night?: He somehow wanders from the bar to the place where he meets Birdy the Scarecrow after a night of heavy binge drinking, and spends the rest of the game trying to get home.
- Art Evolution: In Conker's Pocket Tales and beta footage of Twelve Tales, she's a short red squirrel with brown hair.
- Deader Than Dead: She's mowed down with a tommy gun, and then sucked out of an airlock.
- Died in Your Arms Tonight: She dies in Conker's arms after being gunned down by Don Weaso.
- Distressed Damsel: She's kidnapped by the rock monsters during the Uga Buga chapter.
- Expy: She looks an awful lot like Lola Bunny.
- Flat Character: There is no much depth to her character but being Conker's girlfriend who's fond of aerobics.
- Girliness Upgrade: In Conker's Pocket Tales, she was much up to Conker's Distaff Counterpart and had the same length. In this game, she's much taller and curvier.
- Killed Off for Real
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Can sometimes slither into a British accent.
- Satellite Love Interest
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: The Huge Girl to Conker's Tiny Guy; he comes up to her thighs.
- Valley Girl: Both her accent and personality fit the bill.
- 0% Approval Rating: When he's killed at the end of the game, everyone, including his guards, rejoices.
- All Myths Are True: Conker initially believed him to only exist in fairy tales.
- Bait-and-Switch Boss: The player doesn't fight him in the end; instead, they fight a Xenomorph that burst out of his chest.
- Big Bad: Technically, since Ze Professor wants Conker because this guy needs a new leg for his table. He doesn't really do much though.
- Deader Than Dead: Killed by a Chest Burster, then Thrown Out the Airlock.
- Stupid Evil: He has no real evil plan; he just wants a new table leg so he can drink his milk without spilling it.
Ze Professor/Professor Von Kriplespac
- An Arm and a Leg: His legs are nothing but stumps.
- Artificial Limbs/Electronic Eyes: He has a robotic left arm and eye.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Does one in one of his first scenes in the game.
- Herr Doktor
- Hoist by His Own Petard/Self-Disposing Villain: For some odd reason, he takes the vault (throne?) room into space after his alien kills the Panther Fairy King. Conker opens up an airlock which winds up sucking him out into space. He even lampshades how stupid of an idea it was of him and why he didn't have a device on his chair to keep him tethered.
- Mad Scientist: After all, he was the one creating the Tediz and planting an alien egg inside of Panther King.
- Multiple-Choice Past: How he lost his legs. The N64 manual states that his legs were chopped off by the Panther King, while the multiplayer mode of Live and Reloaded shows that his legs were blown off by a bazooka-wielding SHC soldier.
- No Name Given: He was simply known as "Ze Professor" until Live and Reloaded.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: In one of his first scenes he does a Cluster F-Bomb about how much he hates Panther King.
- Super Wheelchair: He uses a hover-chair to get around.
- The Starscream: Supposedly, he obviously doesn't like working under the Panther King but does so out of fear. Though not above talking behind his back and plotting his downfall. Considering later we learn he was the creator of the Tediz, it's likely he was planning a coup to take over the land.
- Wicked Weasel: He's a Mad Scientist weasel.
- An Offer You Can't Refuse: Twice, first time since Conker stole his money, he sends him on a suicide mission to repay him. If Conker lived, he could go free as long as he was out of Weaso, territory. If he died, then meh, no biggie. Conker manages the latter but just as he's about to head home after the War Chapter he runs into Weaso again who strong arms him into doing a bank heist though its really a ploy to bring Conker to the Panther King.
- Hero Killer: Guns down Berri when she mouths off to the Panther King.
- Karma Houdini: Gets no comeuppance for killing Berri.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Once he sees the xenomorph bust out of the Panther King. He decides to make himself scarce.
- The Don: A Mafia head
- Foregone Victory: Not a boss so much as a way for the tutorial to tell you how to use your weapon. You can't lose against him, since you're invincible during the training level.
- An Arm and a Leg: Each hit in the second part of the battle involves taking away one of his arms.
- King Mook: To the haystacks.
- Robotic Reveal: After attacking it enough during the fight. It will burn after each hit, until a part of him finally burns away to reveal parts of a robotic body underneath. The whole thing burns away at the end of the first phase.
The Big Big Guy
- Groin Attack: This is how Conker does him in.
The Great Mighty Poo
Buga the Knut
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: For whatever reason, he and his girlfriend are huge compared to the other Uga Bugas.
- Compensating for Something: He weilds a literal giant bone as a weapon, which is tied to his "small bone" that eventually leads to his defeat.
- Defeat by Modesty: He's beaten after having so much of his butt bitten out of him that his loincloth fails to stay up, forcing him to retreat in shame of his "small bone."
- Fat Bastard
- King Mook: To the various other cavemen Conker comes across.
- Teeny Weenie: And pretty embarassed about it, too.
- Asshole Victim
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He's ultimately killed from drinking too much blood and falling into his own machine.
- Karmic Death: He could've avoided the meat grinder if he hadn't hung directly above it.
- Knight of Cerebus: If the zombies leading up to him weren't enough of an indicaiton, the whole sequence with him is a sign that the game is going to be darker from here on out.
- Vampire Vords: Talks like this, to complement his image.
Little Girl/the Experiment
- Blondes Are Evil
- Decoy Damsel: The little girl tries to pass herself off as an ordinary little girl needing help.
- Girlish Pigtails
- King Mook: To the numerous Tediz that needed to be gunned down over the course of the War chapter.
- Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: Well, knowledge more than behavior - she seems to know a lot more about weapons than anyone her age should.
- Two Beings, One Body: The girl and experiment seem to be individuals who were attached together, probably from Kriplespac.
Gregg The Grim Reaper
- Cats Have Nine Lives: Which is why he hates them so much; they always come back to him.
- Embarrassing First Name: "Hello, my name is Gregg...The Grim Reaper, and don't laugh."
- The Grim Reaper: Of course.
- In the Hood: Being a Grim Reaper, he's bound to have this.
- Mr. Exposition: At the beginning of the Spooky chapter, he gives you pointers (and a gun) on how to kill zombies.
- The Napoleon
- Punch Clock Villain: After all, he's a Grim Reaper.
- A Dog Named Dog: He's named "Rodent", a kind of animal group where squirrels are included.
- Badass Adorable
- Big "NO!": Does one when Conker comes closer to the little girl that he saved.
- Bulletproof Squirrel Shield: Offers himself to be one for Conker, since he can't die by bullets.
- Curse Cut Short: He wakes up just as the countdown reaches zero.Rodent: (sees countdown reach zero) Oohhhh sshhhhhh- (flies away by the impact of the explosion)
- Cute but Cacophonic
- The Cutie: One of the, if not the, only character in the game who is not remotely selfish or malicious in any way.
- Break the Cutie: When he was forced to compete in the war.
- Disney Death: Conker mistakes him for being dead by the boss, but he wakes up later just as the countdown has reached zero.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: He looks really Adorkable, especially with his overly protective shield, high-pitched voice and glasses.
- Trapped Behind Enemy Lines: When Conker first encounters him during the War Arc, he's held prisoner by a bunch of Tediz threatening to shoot him, and Conker has to save him to make progress.
- War Memorial: Conker honors him with one when he thought he had died.