Characters who appear in Conkers Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remake, Conker: Live and Reloaded.Note: This page is currently under construction; any contributions are appreciated. Beware of unmarked spoilers.
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Conker the Squirrel
Alcohol Hic: Lets one out when he tries to jump while drunk or hungover.
The Alcoholic: The entire game's plot kicks off because Conker got drunk and wandered off the wrong way.
All Men Are Perverts: Despite his relationship with Berri, he shows shades of this, immediately helping the King Bee when he hears about the "big-breasted babe" and flirting with the cavewoman Jugga. Also, one of his Idle Animations is pulling out and reading a porn magazine.
Anti-Hero: Of the nominal variety. His sole motivation is to try and find his way back home, and whenever the various NPCs ask him for help, he will always ask "What's in it for me?" before he does it for them. He also has no qualms against killing people and using them to accomplish his goals.
Badass Adorable: A cute little squirrel who, among other things, ends up a war veteran by the end of the game.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He has a few acts of kindness, though they're few and far between, such as shutting up the Paintbrush and Paint Pot laughing at him and Franky the Pitchfork, as well as fixing Franky up after he gets broken in two and having that be one of the (very) few good deeds Conker does without asking for the person he's helping (in this case Franky) for anything in return for helping them, and possibly the part where he rescues Rodent from a group of Tediz a little ways into the War chapter that were going to kill him. He also does love Berri.
Hoist by His Own Petard/Self-Disposing Villain: For some odd reason, he takes the vault (throne?) room into space after his alien kills the Panther Fairy King. Conker opens up an airlock which winds up sucking him out into space. He even lampshades how stupid of an idea it was of him and why he didn't have a device on his chair to keep him tethered.
Mad Scientist: After all, he was the one creating the Tediz and planting an alien egg inside of Panther King.
Multiple-Choice Past: How he lost his legs. The N64 manual states that his legs were chopped off by the Panther King, while the multiplayer mode of Live and Reloaded shows that his legs were blown off by a bazooka-wielding SHC soldier.
No Name Given: He was simply known as "Ze Professor" until Live and Reloaded.
The Starscream: Supposedly, he obviously doesn't like working under the Panther King but does so out of fear. Though not above talking behind his back and plotting his downfall. Considering later we learn he was the creator of the Tediz, it's likely he was planning a coup to take over the land.
An Offer You Can't Refuse: Twice, first time since Conker stole his money, he sends him on a suicide mission to repay him. If Conker lived, he could go free as long as he was out of Weaso, territory. If he died, then meh, no biggie. Conker manages the latter but just as he's about to head home after the War Chapter he runs into Weaso again who strong arms him into doing a bank heist though its really a ploy to bring Conker to the Panther King.
Hero Killer: Guns down Berri when she mouths off to the Panther King.
Robotic Reveal: After attacking it enough during the fight. It will burn after each hit, until a part of him finally burns away to reveal parts of a robotic body underneath. The whole thing burns away at the end of the first phase.