Characters who appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded.
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Conker the Squirrel
"I just wanna go home, with Berri, and... I dunno, have a bottle of beer."
Live & Reloaded
"Who wants to be a millionaire? Me, actually."
A snarky and cynical squirrel who's trying to find a way back to his girlfriend Berry.
- Adaptational Badass: In his appearances in Project Spark's game modes (outside of the Big Reunion pack), where he has a bottomless machine gun as a default weapon alongside his baseball bat, and he is able to summon the Context-Sensitive buttons at will, which allow him to use deadly moves like throwing a barrage of flaming cocktails everywhere.
- Alcohol Hic: Lets one out when he tries to jump while drunk or hungover.
- The Alcoholic: The entire game's plot kicks off because Conker got drunk and wandered off the wrong way, and drinking away his nights at the pub is apparently a regular occurrence.
- All Men Are Perverts: Despite his relationship with Berri, he still tries to hit on other female characters, immediately helping the King Bee when he hears about the "big-breasted babe" and flirting with the cavewoman giantess Jugga. Also, one of his Idle Animations is pulling out and reading a porn magazine.
- All-Natural Fire Extinguisher: When the Conext-Sensitive button is used while he's near a beer keg, he'll become drunk and will be able to put out fire imps by peeing on them. This particular mechanic returns in Project Spark's Conker's Big Reunion level, where the last objective is for Conker to get drunk so he can piss out the lit fuses that threaten to detonate the dynamite stuffed into the Cock and Plucker as well as putting out the flames when Birdy the Scarecrow is set on fire.
- Anti-Hero: Of the nominal variety. His sole overarching motivation is to try and find his way back home, and whenever the various NPCs ask him for help, he will almost always ask "What's in it for me?" before he does it for them. He also has no qualms against killing people and using them to accomplish his goals. The only things that keep him from being a full-on Villain Protagonist are his genuine love for Berri, several Pet the Dog moments, and the fact that the people he encounters tend to be even worse.
- Badass Adorable: A cute little squirrel who, among other things, ends up a bullfighter, a dinosaur tamer, a zombie slayer, and a war veteran by the end of the game.
- Badass Longcoat: During the Matrix parody, as well as the Spooky chapter in the Xbox remake.
- Badass Normal: Aside from using the Context Sensitive buttons and being able to hover with his tail, Conker is just a normal squirrel with a frying pan as his sole weapon in a world with giant stone gargoyles, Nazi Teddy bears and a giant mountain of singing poop.
- Bad Butt: Despite the game's M rating, he's not allowed to use the F-word. He tries to working around it by saying phrases like "Eat lead, mother buzzer!" throughout the game.
- Batter Up!: His primary weapon after the tutorial chapter in Live & Reloaded is a nail-studded baseball bat.
- Black-and-Gray Morality: Most of the people Conker encounters may be obnoxious jerks at best and genuine villains at worst, and he may be more tactful and level headed in contrast to them and have something resembling a conscience, but Conker himself is by no means a good person, with his goals and acts being entirely self serving, and he isn't above taking lives to accomplish his goals.
- Bound and Gagged: In the Game Over scene, he's tied up and gagged as the Panther King's table stool.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Occasionally, Conker ends up speaking right at the player or whoever may be watching, with the finale of his adventure having him take advantage of the game freezing up to kill the final boss by getting a game programmer to help him out.
- Butt-Monkey: The game is all about the worst day of his life.
- Buxom Beauty Standard: He was initially interested in Berri because of her large boobs.
- Character Catchphrase: He tends to exclaim "Oh, no!" quite a bit.
- The Chew Toy: Nothing goes Conker's way, and everybody tries to take a swing at him for various reasons. Ever. The whole game is about what he considers the worst day of his life for a reason.
- Cigar Chomper: Constantly has a stogie in his mouth in the It's War chapter.
- Cheshire Cat Grin: He does this in two of his idle animations, when he discovers wads of cash, waves goodbye to the Gargoyle as he meets his demise and when he gets drunk, really drunk.
- Creepy High-Pitched Voice: Downplayed. He has a gentle, high-pitched voice that fits his appearance as a seemingly kid-friendly cartoon animal. However, while he may not be the cruelest character in the game, he is still a sociopathic Anti-Hero. He has no problem with brutally murdering his enemies (along with at least one other creature that isn't an enemy: that poor baby dino.)
- Drowning My Sorrows: At the end of the game, he's become king of the land but having lost his girlfriend and unable to revive her has him back at the bar whisking away in scotch until he walks out drunk.
- The Eeyore: Conker becomes this after he failed to save Berri's life.
- Fatal Flaw: Greed and Selfishness. At the start of the game, Conker simply wanted to get home to his girlfriend, Berri. However, as the game goes on, his desire for money and wealth starts getting the better of him and he ultimately starts focusing on collecting money rather than getting home to Berri. His greed, combined with his selfishness, drives him to make amoral decisions with no regard for the welfare of others as long as he gets what he wants, pushing him into Villain Protagonist territory several times. This goes up to the point when at the end of the game, Conker is so focused on himself that he forgets to ask the programmers to revive Berri. Had he learned to set aside his greed and focus on getting home, he wouldn't have ended up unhappy.
- Forced Transformation: Gets turned into a vampire bat by Count Batula during the Spooky chapter.
- Frying Pan of Doom: His primary weapon throughout the original game. In Live & Reloaded, he only uses it during the tutorial chapter.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Contrary to his reputation, Conker actually very rarely swears. Even when he does, Conker only says two swear words throughout the entire game: "bitch," and "ass."
- Grass is Greener: It's only after he becomes rich and powerful like he always wanted that he realizes that he had everything he wanted all along. Sadly, by the time he does, it's too late to go back.
- Greed: For a small red squirrel, Conker sure loves his money.
- Guns Akimbo: In the original, he dual-wields machine guns during the It's War and Heist chapters. Averted in the remake, where he only uses one machine gun.
- Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: In the original, he only wore a blue zip-up hoodie and sneakers, but no pants. Averted in the remake, which gives him a pair of green shorts.
- Hammerspace: He can literally pull whatever he needs at any specific moment out of his pockets.
- Happiness Realized Too Late: While Conker's main goal is to get home, he also becomes obsessed with collecting as much money as he can on his travels. At the end of the game, he successfully collects one million dollars. Just as he begins to celebrate, the Panther King has Berri gunned down. After this, everybody decides to make Conker the new King with all the money in the world. However, Conker realizes he doesn't want any of it and wishes he could just be home with Berri, still miserable over losing her.
- Heli-Critter: Can spin his tail to hover when he jumps.
- Interspecies Romance: With Berri, considering she's apparently supposed to be a chipmunk.
- Jerkass Has a Point: Although he came off as a bit greedy, he was completely justified in chewing out the Catfish for their blatant attempt to take advantage of him.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Conker is far from a Nice Guy, but he is far better than many of the characters and has a few acts of kindness. He also does love Berri.
- Lonely at the Top: He becomes king by the end, except he's Surrounded by Idiots and with his girlfriend dead, all he wanted was to go home and he wallows in pity as what he originally had is now gone.
- Master Swordsman: He finishes off Heinrich with a katana that was supplied by a programmer in exchange for keeping quiet about a Game-Breaking Bug.
- Meaningful Name: Conker, completely on accident and after a long series of incidents, inadvertently conquers the lands the Panther King ruled over and becomes new king by the end of the game.
- Moral Sociopathy: When it comes down to it, Conker only really cares about himself, Berri, and barely Franky and Rodent during their time together. At best he hardly bats an eye to seeing a myriad of other characters die gruesomely, and at worst is morbidly amused at the death of a baby dinosaur who helped him. As long as cash is involved to distract him from guilt, Conker is down for some dirty work. Although, it does help that most of the people Conker runs into are either even worse than he is or are a complete burden in some way.
- Nominal Hero: His main motive in the game is to get home. That's it. He wouldn't care less if his adventure had gone on without his good deeds.
- Only in It for the Money: Conker's secondary motivation throughout the game is cold hard cash. If someone offers him money in exchange for their aid, he'll instantly agree. If there's money just bouncing around and he has to kill something to get it, then he has no issues about it.
- Only Sane by Comparison: Conker is greedy, sarcastic and not above doing immoral things to retrieve what he wants, but he's perfectly rational and level-headed compared to how arrogant, stupid and crazy a lot of the people he meets are.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Conker constantly shifts between an American accent and Chris Seavor's native East London one.
- Pet the Dog: Yes, Conker is a borderline Villain Protagonist, but different moments throughout the game show that he's not entirely a bad guy.
- At the beginning of the game, he doesn't hesitate to help the Queen Bee retrieve her hive, not once asking for a reward. Averted a bit later, where he initially refuses to help unless she pays him four times what she gave him last time, but it's only because she's royalty.
- When he gets sick of Ron and Reg's abuse and laughing at Franky, he stands up for the pitchfork by shoving Reg into Ron's mouth.
- After the fight with the Haybot, he also repairs Franky after he's snapped in half. Like with the Queen Bee, he does so without asking for anything in return.
- During the It's War chapter, he saves Rodent from execution at the hands of the Tediz, and later honors him when he believes he was killed by the Experiment.
- Pinball Protagonist: Conker is not a hero, just a pragmatic protagonist who gets caught up in a bunch of random escapades that are often out of his control as he tries to get home. He doesn't even have a clue that there's any overarching plot going on due to the Panther King.
- Pragmatic Hero: Conker couldn't give a rat's ass about whats going on around him unless there's money involved. He just wants to get home, get smashed, and let the world solve its own problems.
- Red Is Heroic: Sort of. He's a red squirrel, and the Anti-Hero of the game. Part of the conflict in the game is about the King Panther wanting Conker as a replacement leg for a table. Apparently only a red squirrel will do. In addition, him being red is the reason why he can revive if he collects tails; normal grey squirrels just die and go on to the afterlife regardless. Gregg the Grim Reaper hates Conker for this.
- Red Shirt: Averted, being a red squirrel is the In-Universe Handwave for the lives system.
- Screwball Squirrel: Conker's more sedate than other squirrels out there, but he's still a greedy, selfish and violent boozehound.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: The Tiny Guy to Berri's Huge Girl; he comes up to her thighs.
- Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: While
Nintendo stated repeatedly in promotional material that Conker is 21 years old, Chris Seavor is adamant that Conker was a child in the original game, with the scrapped sequel aging him up to 17-18. So Conker is a preteen who smokes cigars, regularly drinks himself into a coma, lusts after pretty girls, and has no qualms against outright murder to get a few measly wads of money. - Urine Trouble: When drunk, he actually pees on his enemies.
- Vomit Indiscretion Shot: He throws up near the monk while he is drunk or hungover when leaving the pub, then vomits over the smell of Marvin's farts and burps, then vomits when he is hungover and has to pee on the imps while drunk.
- Weirdness Magnet: Wherever Conker goes, a silly event is bound to happen, even if the event makes no sense. By halfway through the game he's pretty aware about it and is exasperated by his bad luck.
- What Did I Do Last Night?: He somehow wanders from the bar to the place where he meets Birdy the Scarecrow after a night of heavy binge drinking, and spends the rest of the game trying to get home.
- White Gloves: Wear these in the original game, averted in the remake, where he doesn't have them.
- Wingding Eyes: Everytime he finds money, his eyes become dollar signs.
- Would Hurt a Child: In the "Sacrifice" segment of "Uga-Buga", he had no reservations about sacrificing a baby dinosaur solely to access some cash.
Berri
"Oh, yeah. I know him. He's, like, my boyfriend!"
Twelve Tales: Conker 64
"He, like, better have a good excuse this time. That is the last time he stands me up."
Conker's attractive chipmunk girlfriend. She's kidnapped by the Rockmen and later joins the Weasel Mafia.
- Action Girl: In the Heist chapter, she joins Conker in storming the bank and kills as many guards as he does.
- Advertised Extra: Despite being featured on the box art and the game being advertised as "starring Conker & Berri", she shows up at the start of the game, isn't seen again until Chapter 6, and disappears until Chapter 9, at which point she's unceremoniously killed by Don Weaso.
- Art Evolution: In Conker's Pocket Tales and beta footage of Twelve Tales, she's a short pink chipmunk with brown hair. Come Conker's Bad Fur Day, she's now a tall grey chipmunk with blonde hair.
- Back for the Dead: Her relative lack of focus comes to a head when she reappears in Heist, the final chapter, so that she can be gunned down by Don Weaso.
- Badass in Distress: Despite being kidnapped by the Rockmen, she's shown to be a capable hacker during the events of Heist.
- Captain Ersatz: Berri in Conker's Bad Fur Day serves as an obvious one to Lola Bunny; an attractive athlete wearing booty shorts and a crop top that exposes her midriff, with the only differences being Berri's gray fur and blonde Furry Female Mane.
- Damsel in Distress: She's kidnapped by the rock monsters during the Uga Buga chapter and forced to work at their night club. In an entertaining twist, Conker never finds this out, as he's too busy trying to get home.
- Deader than Dead: She's mowed down with a tommy gun, and then sucked out of an airlock into outer space.
- Died in Your Arms Tonight: She dies in Conker's arms after being gunned down by Don Weaso.
- Fanservice Pack: In Conker's Pocket Tales, she was much more of Conker's Distaff Counterpart and had the same height. In this game, she's a Ms. Fanservice with a much curvier figure.
- Failed a Spot Check: She doesn't recognize Conker and mistakes him for a caveman, even though he's only wearing a caveman hat.
- Flat Character: There's not much depth to her character but being Conker's girlfriend who's fond of aerobics and annoyed at his drunken ways. The scrapped sequel would've shown more of her, courtesy of her being the Big Bad.
- Furry Female Mane: Has blonde hair despite having grey fur.
- Humanoid Female Animal: Her tall, hourglass-shaped figure is unlike that of Conker or the other male squirrels in the game.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She is a snob but truly loves Conker.
- Killed Off for Real: Since Conker forgets to ask the game's programmers to revive her when he is inside the debug mode, and due to Gregg's reluctance to revive cats and squirrels due to their in-game life system (as it makes his job as a Grim Reaper harder, thus making a rare exception with Conker as he's the game's protagonist), Berri is unable to return to life, so her death is permanent.
- Like Is, Like, a Comma: Playing into her Valley Girl personality, she uses the word "like" in a lot of her sentences.
- LOL, 69: The back of her crop top has the number 69 on it.
- The Lost Lenore: Conker has everything he ever wanted. Power, money, and no more want for any materialistic value in life. Except since he isn't able to the convince the Game Programmers to bring her back to life, when he was blackmailing them (let alone forgetting all about it 'til after he kills Heinrich), he's without the thing he needed, Berri, the love of his life.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Can sometimes slither into a British accent instead of her Californian valleygirl one.
- Satellite Love Interest: All that's established about her is that she's Conker's girlfriend.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: The Huge Girl to Conker's Tiny Guy; he comes up to her thighs.
- Valley Girl: Both her accent and personality fit the bill.
Panther King
"The sooner we get this squirrel in place, the sooner I'll get my milk."
"Gentlemen. Get me one of these... red squirrels."
The current monarch of the Kingdom. A selfish and tyrannical individual obsessed with finding a way to fix the table where he places his milk glass.
- 0% Approval Rating: When he's killed at the end of the game, everyone, including his guards, rejoices.
- All Myths Are True: Conker initially believed him to only exist in fairy tales.
- Bait-and-Switch Boss: The player doesn't fight him in the end; instead, they fight a Xenomorph that bursts out of his chest.
- Big Bad: If only from a nominal standpoint, since Ze Professor wants Conker because this guy needs a new leg for his table. He doesn't really do much to warrant his villain credibility, though.
- Cats Are Mean: He's an evil panther, and resorts to irrational measures (such as ordering his followers to bring Conker to him after the problem with his table or ordering Don Weaso to kill Berri) when something goes wrong.
- Dark Is Evil: He is a black panther, and serves as the Big Bad due to his intention to use Conker to repair his broken table. He also has a derisive personality.
- Deader than Dead: Killed by a Chest Burster, then his corpse is Thrown Out the Airlock into space.
- Evil Sounds Deep: He has a very deep, growly voice.
- Fatal Flaw: Stupidity and mistreatment of his subordinates. The Panther King would be a genuinely threatening villain if it weren't for the fact that he's so stupid. His whole reason for wanting to capture Conker is because his table is damaged, requiring a scientist to tell him that his table was missing a leg and wanting to use Conker as a replacement rather than simply buying a new table. Playing into his stupidity, the Panther King also badly mistreats von Kriplesac and his guards, which causes them to despise him and only when it's too late would the Panther King realize that being a tyrannical bully is NOT A GOOD IDEA. Not only does he not realize how much his guards and von Kriplesac hate him, but this also leaves him open to manipulation and being easily used, proven when von Kriplesac uses him to birth a Xenomorph, killing him.
- Mighty Roar: In the opening, he roars at his subordinates after spilling his milk.
- Noodle Incident: He apparently did something involving duct tape, to the point that Ze Professor and his guards do not want the Panther King to have to get it out again.
- Orcus on His Throne: He sits on his throne and sends his guards to do all the work for him.
- Rich in Dollars, Poor in Sense: He's a rich and powerful king, but he's so stupid that he has to have a scientist specifically tell him that his side table is clearly missing a leg (with a chart), which is why he keeps spilling his milk. And instead of just getting a new table, he goes along with the scientist's suggestion of kidnapping a squirrel to use as an impromptu table leg.
- Stupid Evil: He has no real evil plan; he just wants a new table leg so he can drink his milk without spilling it, and for some reason, he concludes that only Conker will do.
- Trademark Favorite Food: He loves milk so much he is willing to go through a lot of trouble just so it won't spill.
- The Unfought: He dies when the real Final Boss is revealed.
Ze Professor/Professor Von Kriplespac
"I must do some experiments, I zink. Ja, ja, and we vil sort zis out. And when my Tediz are ready, then, my lord, we vil see who uses ze duct tape!"
"I zink ze latest addition to my plans is about to take shape. Ze incubation period is just about complete!"
An old enemy-turned-servant of the Panther King and the creator of the Tediz Army.
- An Arm and a Leg: His legs are nothing but stumps, and his left arm has been replaced with a cybernetic one.
- Artificial Limbs: He has a robotic left arm and eye.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Does one in one of his first scenes in the game.
- Creepy High-Pitched Voice: His wispy, high-pitched voice is not only fitting for a Mad Scientist weasel, but it also helps paint him as a pathetic, scheming traitor.
- The Dog Bites Back: After suffering years of abuse from Panther King (and possibly getting his legs ripped off by the panther), he tricks the Panther King into ingesting a Xenomorph egg that eventually bursts out of his chest.
- Dragon-in-Chief: He's a much bigger threat than the Panther King.
- Evil Cripple: His legs are replaced with robotic ones. His name is even Von Kriplespac.
- The Heavy: For the overall plot (such as it is), as he is the one that pushes the Panther King into sending his guards after Conker. He's also this for the "It's War" chapter. He's responsible for creating the chapter's villains, the Tediz, as well as possibly the Little Girl/Experiment. He's also the one behind the game's final boss, Heinrich.
- Herr Doktor: He has the accent of a German scientist.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: For some odd reason, he takes the vault room into space after his alien kills the Fairy Panther King. Conker opens up an airlock which winds up sucking him out into space. He even lampshades how stupid of an idea it was of him and why he didn't have a device on his chair to keep him tethered.
- Mad Scientist: After all, he was the one creating the Tediz and planting an alien egg inside of the Panther King.
- Multiple-Choice Past: How he lost his legs. The N64 manual states that his legs were chopped off by the Panther King, while the multiplayer mode of Live & Reloaded shows that his legs were blown off by a bazooka-wielding SHC soldier.
- Named After the Injury: His last name is revealed to be Von Kriplespac in Live & Reloaded, and his arm, legs, and eye are cybernetic. The multiplayer reveals that his legs were blown off by a bazooka, while the N64 manual claims that the Panther King cut them off.
- A Nazi by Any Other Name: German accent aside, not only is he the creator of the Tediz, who are blatant allegories of Nazis, but he's also an Expy of Dr. Strangelove, who himself is an ex-Nazi.
- No Name Given: He was simply known as "Ze Professor" until Live & Reloaded.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: In one of his first scenes he does a Cluster F-Bomb about how much he hates Panther King.
- Super Wheelchair: He uses a hover-chair to get around.
- The Starscream: Supposedly, he obviously doesn't like working under the Panther King but does so out of fear. Though not above talking behind his back and plotting his downfall. Considering later it's revealed he was the creator of the Tediz, it's likely he was planning a coup to take over the land.
- Thrown Out the Airlock: Gets tossed out into space during the last fight after the airlock is opened.
- Too Dumb to Live: You'd think he'd have some way of keeping himself in his chair when heading into space. Hell, he doesn't even have a particular reason to head into space, and gets Thrown Out the Airlock for it.
- The Unfought: After the death of the Panther King and the reveal of Heinrich, it appears like Conker will have to deal with Ze Professor even after he defeats his alien pet. But once Conker equips with the space suit, the air escaping to space grabs the scientist away, with him unable to stay in the vessel for too long.No legs, and now NO LIFE!
- Wicked Weasel: He's a Mad Scientist weasel.
Don Weaso
"Once inside, it's every man for himself. Get a weapon, or get the money. Preferably both. Then get your asses out of there."
"When that bomb goes off, I suggest you leave town. And if you don't pull it off... I suggest you leave town."
The head of the Weasel Mafia, and secretly a loyal servant of the Panther King.
- An Offer You Can't Refuse: Twice, first time since Conker stole his money, he sends him on a suicide mission to repay him. If Conker lives, he could go free as long as he was out of Weaso's territory. If he dies, then meh, no biggie. Conker manages to survive, but just as he's about to head home after the War Chapter, he runs into Weaso again who strongarms him into doing a bank heist though it's really a ploy to bring Conker to the Panther King.
- Bad Boss: In the Heist multiplayer mode, Weaso will have his lackeys killed via Cement Shoes if they fail.
- The Don: A Mafia head.
- Evil Colonialist: His only reason for wanting to drive the Ugas to extinction is "They seem out of place in this ecosystem", and that they happen to be on his turf.
- Expy: Of Don Vito Corleone from The Godfather. Both are the leaders of Mafia crime families. Weaso even speaks in a voice similar to Marlon Brando's portrayal of Vito.
- Hero Killer: Guns down Berri when they mouth off to the Panther King.
- Karma Houdini: Gets no comeuppance for killing Berri, escaping without a scratch. The sequel would've given him a proper punishment where the Panther King (with Gregg's aid) sets him up to be killed by Conker in a scheme to ensure the squirrel's own death.
- Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves: Violently beats one of his lackeys to death for doing something to disrespect him. A deleted cutscene reveals that said lackey had been embezzling money from the don.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Once he sees the xenomorph bust out of the Panther King, he decides to make himself scarce.
- Sinister Shades: He's a ruthless mob boss that's never seen without his shades.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: While Conker's Bad Fur Day isn't exactly upbeat, it's still a comedic game. Unlike the game's other villains however, Weaso is played dead seriously. Not only is his brutal murder of one of his Mooks not played for laughs, but he guns down Berri in cold blood; effectively making him the one responsible for the game's Downer Ending.
- Wicked Weasel: A weasel who isn't above slaughtering one of his own men right in front of Conker, using Conker to dispose of an entire race, or murdering someone who had previously worked for him.
Bosses
Wayne and the Wankas
"Hey, some wise guy's trying to steal our nice new hive!"
"It's the same little bastard! C'mon, boys!"
A colony of wasps at war with the bee community, frequently stealing their turret hive and trying to prevent anyone else from stealing it back.
- Call a Rabbit a "Smeerp": They're wasps, but they're named Wankas.
- Escape Sequence: In both the first encounter and in the last phase of the second, Conker has to retrieve the Queen Bee's hive and take it back to her while dodging the stings of Wayne and the two Wankas assisting him.
- Expy: To the Zingers from the Donkey Kong Country series and, to a lesser extent, the Zubbas from Banjo-Kazooie, both because of their facial expressions and all of them being enemies.
- Moral Myopia: They're furious when Conker steals their "nice new hive"... the same hive they stole from the Queen Bee in the first place.
- Punny Name: The Wankas are some real wankers.
- Unexplained Recovery: Despite Mrs. Queen Bee gunning them down early in the game, they somehow make a return later in the game.
- Wicked Wasps: Unlike the friendlier bees governed by the Queen Bee, the Wankas aren't friendly in any way; they're group of evil wasps who terrorize the Queen Bee and steal her hive away.
- Wolfpack Boss: The second time Conker aims to retrieve the Queen Bee's hive, he has to storm the Wankas' colony and exterminate all other wasps by shooting from the hive's artillery (the in-game total of Wankas to destroy is 36). Afterwards, Conker can take the Queen Bee's hive and take it back to her while dodging the stings of the leading wasp trio, who are later shot by the Queen. They use the same Battle Theme Music as the Big Big Guy and Haybot (who remixes it into a rural variant), and shortly after defeating them the Windy chapter (which, until this point, is played in segments between other chapters) concludes for real.
Haybot
"Buff you, asshole!"
"Time to wander around, aimlessly."
The leader of a swarm of haystacks, he turns out to be Actually a Doombot who's been trying to dispose of Franky for some time.
- An Arm and a Leg: Each hit in the second part of the battle involves taking away one of his arms.
- Attack Its Weak Point: The red button on its back in the second phase (in the first, any part of its body can be hit by Franky). It can only be approached and pressed while the boss is stunned via water, though.
- Didn't Need Those Anyway!: During the second phase, Haybot loses parts of its body as Conker and Franky continue pressing the red button behind its body. When Haybot is complete, it attacks by squashing the characters with both hands. When one of those hands is gone, it attacks by seizing them and then throwing them away. With both hands gone, it squashed again the characters, but with its own metallic base. With the rest of the body gone, the boss is simply defeated.
- King Mook: To the living haystacks, at least in external appearance. Unlike its smaller relatives, it's actually a robot on the inside.
- Missile Lock-On: In addition to the various melee attacks it can do, it's equipped with Suzie 9mm missiles, and shoots two of them at a time to attack Conker and Franky. But when one of these missiles breaks a water pipe, the duo can lure the boss into the leaking water to electrocute him.
- Robotic Reveal: After attacking it enough during the fight. It will burn after each hit, until a part of him finally burns away to reveal parts of a robotic body underneath. The hay burns away entirely at the end of the first phase.
- Shout-Out: To The Terminator's T-800, due to its robotic appearance, its cussing program and its accent. Also, its theme and the battle music in the second phase are inspired by the music in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
- Terminator Impersonator: He's if the T-800 was posing as a haystack instead of a human.
The Big Big Guy
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Do calm down. We have business at hand."
"My balls! My baaaaalls!"
The boiler piloted by the Fire Imps who has a noticeably English accent and giant Brass Balls.
- Attack Its Weak Point: The Brass Balls, though they can only be hit after Conker stuns the boss with the excrements that flow in the pipes.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Dying from violently having your balls smashed off your body cannot be a nice way to go.
- Flunky Boss: Inverted. The fiery devil imps are the ones controlling him. And prior to the boss battle, Conker first has to kill several of them (at least 8) by extinguishing them with his urine while he's drunk.
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: While most other bosses can realistically be reasoned from their locations (Haybot in a farm, Buga as the king of the Ugas, the Great Mighty Poo living in a literal pile of shit, etc.), there's no indication that the Catfish's money vault and tower has a pipe network under it, let alone a giant boiler monster and tons of fire imps.
- Groin Attack: Conker hits him in his brass balls (and uses a pair of red bricks in the process). And he has to do it four times.
- Humongous Mecha: Despite being a living thing with eyes, balls and especially the pain of being smashed in the balls, he’s treated like a giant vehicle who needs keys to be started up, has exit points for the operators and a built-in self destruct function.
- Playing with Fire: Being a living boiler, it can expel a large body of fire towards Conker, as if it was a flamethrower.
- Reaction Shot: Up until the last hit, you don't actually get to see the impact of Conker slamming two bricks onto his Brass Balls. Every hit quickly cuts to his shocked and agonized expression instead.
The Great Mighty Poo
"Bring me some sweet corn!"
I am the Great Mighty Poo /
And I'm going to throw my shit at you...
And I'm going to throw my shit at you...
A literal living enormous pile of shit. That sings. It Makes Just as Much Sense in Context...
- Ass Shove: At one point during his boss battle, he threatens Conker with ramming his head up his butt.
- Attack Its Weak Point: His mouth. When he starts singing in-battle, Conker has to throw a toilet paper roll at his mouth. And he has to do it six times.
- Big "NO!": Gives several of these when being flushed.
- Boss-Arena Idiocy: He's not actually damaged by the toilet paper, he just gets mad enough to sing at progressively higher pitches... which reveals the flushing lever for his lair. He lives on a giant toilet, and if he was anywhere else, Conker wouldn't be able to defeat him.
- Dung Fu: Unsurprisingly, he attacks by throwing poop at Conker.
- Evil Brit: He has an English accent.
- Evil Sounds Deep: He sings with a deep, baritone voice.
- Fun with Flushing: Since toilet paper is not enough to take down a big poo monster, Conker ultimately defeats him by pulling the flushing lever.
- Glass-Shattering Sound: His voice shatters a glass pane that was blocking the way to the flushing lever, which is his only weakness.
- Large Ham: He behaves like an opera singer, and he's doing vocal warm-ups when you first meet him.
- Mickey Mousing: The entire boss battle is played as a musical number.
- Shout-Out: As he's being flushed, his dialogue is a dead ringer for the Wicked Witch of the West.The Great Mighty Poo: Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done. I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess. I'm going! Aahh... No!
- Singing Voice Dissonance: The Great Mighty Poo's speaking voice and singing voice sound completely different. This was averted in the Xbox remake.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: His song is quite full of profanities. Given the fact he's a giant disgusting monster made of feces his language couldn't be more fitting.
- Talking Poo: Singing poo.
- Toilet Humor: Being a crappy monster, he runs on this before, during and after the battle.
- Turns Red: After you Attack Its Weak Point three times, the music accelerates, and he starts attacking faster as well as exposing himself less. He even says himself at the beginning of the phase that he's "really getting rather mad".
- Trademark Favorite Food: Sweet corn. Heck, he even says it's the only thing that makes it through his rear.
- Trrrilling Rrrs: He has a tendency of rolling his R's while he's singing, though not while he's talking.
- Ungrateful Bastard: How does the Great Mighty Poo repay Conker for handing him sweet corn? Try to murder him by throwing shit balls at him, of course!
- Villain Song: "Sloprano (The Great Mighty Poo's Song)" obviously. Also doubles as an "I Am" Song.
- Vocal Evolution: His original incarnation sounded much angrier and clearer in his singing voice, whilst the remake re-vamps his voice to be more deeper, softer and also more reverberating.
Buga the Knut
"Nobody remarks about my bone. You're going to get it, squirrel."
"We need some more entertainment. Send in the infantry!"
The leader of the Ugas who prides himself in his "big bone". In reality, he's just compensating.
- Attack Its Weak Point: First his "small bone" via a ballistic T-rex Groin Attack, and immediately having the T-rex chomp his butt.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: For whatever reason, he and his girlfriend are huge compared to the other Uga Bugas.
- Bad with the Bone: His primary weapon is his giant bone... the club he has in his hands, mind you. Conker and his dinosaur friend need to hit him in the instant he's lifting the bone to prepare an attack.
- Bald of Evil: He has no hair and wants to kill Conker.
- Compensating for Something: He wields a literal giant bone as a weapon, which is tied to his "small bone" that eventually leads to his defeat.
- Defeat by Modesty: Buga's made open to attack by making his loincloth fall down, causing him to cover his crotch from the crowd and leaving him wide open for a chomping. He's beaten after having so much of his butt bitten off of his body that his loincloth fails to stay up, forcing him to retreat in shame of his "small bone."
- Dumb Muscle: Being a giant caveman who's incredibly strong, it's kind of a given he's not very bright to compensate. He does catch on quickly to what Conker's trying to do during his boss fight, and trying to hit him at the wrong times causes Buga to block the T-rex and do a Finger Wag.
- Fat Bastard: Big Boner is a jerk, and it only takes his own girlfriend mocking him by suggesting that the squirrel's... eh, "bone" is bigger than Buga's to make the caveman want to kill Conker.
- Ground Pound: His only ranged attack is this, which sends massive shockwaves through the arena that can damage Conker and his mount if they don't jump over it.
- Groin Attack: You gotta open him up to attack by headbutting him in the crotch while he winds up for a heavy attack - doing this any other moment will have him block and taunt you for your troubles.
- Humiliation Conga: First Conker gets his girlfriend to fall for him, then he gets smashed in the groin (repeatedly) while he howls in pain in front of everyone, followed up by having chunks of his rear chewed off by hungry dino teeth (also repeatedly), and by the end enough of his ass is gone that his loincloth can’t fit him anymore, revealing his Teeny Weenie to the arena and making him run off the fight in shame.
- King Mook: To the various other cavemen Conker comes across, being far larger than them and apparently the ruler of the cavemen.
- Mighty Glacier: Buga's the slowest boss of the game by far, incapable of running or moving beyond a slow walk. He can also smash Conker and his dinosaur buddy clear across the arena with one swing, and Conker getting hit by the club while on foot probably means he's now paste.
- The Noseless: He literally has no nose.
- Teeny Weenie: He has a tiny penis, and he's pretty embarrassed about it, too. Jugga even goes so far to insinuate that the much smaller Conker has a bigger one than Buga.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Buga's a Fat Bastard with a gonky face, but he's dating the incredibly attractive Jugga.
Count Batula
"Yes, I think you are my great-great-great-great-great-grandson, Conker. Velcome to ze family."
"Zis could be your lucky night, Conker. I vas going to kill you, and drink your blood. But now, I think I vill be needing your help."
A squirrel vampire and an ancestor of Conker. He reveals that Conker is a direct descendant of the usurped squirrel monarchy.
- Affably Evil: Despite being a bloodthirsty vampire who's willing to slaughter an entire village hellbent on lynching him, he freely welcomes Conker into his mansion, provides him with good provisions, and genuinely welcomes him as part of the family after tasting his blood.
- Asshole Victim: He may suffer due to the persistent invasions of the villagers who want to kill him, but his attitude towards Conker isn't really doing much to make him believe he's a good guy (and it's evident he isn't anyway).
- Bat Out of Hell: He's an evil vampire squirrel who can transform into a giant, black bat.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Batula reveals that his lineage dates far back from an era when squirrels and panthers were allied, but the alliance was short-lived. By the events of the game, the current king in charge is the Panther King, while Batula has had to continue living in his wrecked mansion during the last few centuries.
- Death by Gluttony: He drinks so much blood from the villagers that he becomes too heavy for his swing, resulting in him falling into and pulped by his own meat grinder.Batula: I think I've drunk too much! (his swing's ropes snap, causing him to fall) Oh... shiiiii- (falls into his own meat grinder)
- Fat Bastard: It's not readily apparent, but he's not invoking Large and in Charge as Conker does his assigned task. He becomes bloated off the excess blood he's been consuming and swelling to a gargantuan size. It costs him his life.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He's ultimately killed from drinking too much blood and falling into his own machine.
- Karmic Death: He could've avoided the meat grinder if he hadn't hung directly above it. In his thirst for blood, he's killed by drinking too much of it, provided by someone who is of his own bloodline.
- Puzzle Boss: Unlike the other bosses in the game, Batula isn't fought directly, specifically because he turns Conker into a thrall that can't attack him. He transforms Conker into a bat and orders him to lure as many villagers (the ones who do attack the latter with crossbows) to the meat grinder as he can so their blood can feed the Count. This is indeed how he's killed, because after drinking the blood of seven villagers he raises his weight so much that the rope keeping him upside down snaps.
- Shout-Out: To Count Dracula, naturally (specifically the one played by Gary Oldman). Though the way he's killed is very different.
- Too Dumb to Live: Batula really should have set up his grinder in such a way that didn't involve him hanging directly over it.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: The game starts out goofy and rife with Black Comedy... until the Spooky chapter. If the zombies leading up to him weren't enough of an indication, the entire sequence with Batula, in which Conker is turned into a vampire bat and forced to juice innocent people in a meat grinder for the Count to feed on, is a sign that the game is going to be Darker and Edgier from here on out.
- Villainous Glutton: He has a titanic grinder trap hooked up to pumps beneath his perch for the sole purpose of getting as much blood from his victims as possible without moving. It leads to his quite literal downfall as his sedentary lifestyle, coupled with his gluttony, causes him to put on enough weight to break his perch and send him tumbling into his own grinder.
- Villainous Lineage: He and his family tree are apparently the great-ancestors of Conker - and Batula has spent about the past three centuries at least tormenting and feeding on the local villagers, on top of other implied wars and atrocities his family took part in.
- Vampire Vords: Talks like this, to complement his image.
Little Girl/The Experiment
"Guess what? The show's not over, 'til the Little Girl sings."
"Yes, Mr. Squirrel. I'm the brain, and the eyes, and he's the brawn."
A disturbing Tediz experiment composed of a giant cyborg Teddy with a little squirrel girl as his hand and brain.
- Attack Its Weak Point: The Little Girl herself for the Experiment (who can only be shot when the current superweapon being used is dismantled/disabled), and the Experiment's red button in his back (which can only be hit when it tries to seize the Little Girl after she's hit). You can also keep blasting her with the tank cannon while she’s down and helpless or run her over with the treads to keep the Experiment from getting her back, but you’d still need to shoot his weak point to do any real damage.
- Badass and Child Duo: A slightly unusual example, since both the badass and the child are fused into a single grotesque creature.
- Brains and Brawn: The Little Girl directly calls herself and the Experiment this. One has eyes and a brain, the other has legs and various weapons of mass destruction. Guess which is which.
- BFG: This is the first superweapon the Experiment uses. It shoots a very concentrated amount of bullets until it stops to reload. It's during this brief time that Conker (who is driving a tank along with Rodent) has to shoot the weapon's two cannons.
- Came Back Wrong: Chris Seavor said on his Twitter that the girl is the reanimated corpse of a young squirrel girl, obviously killed by the Tediz and used as part of an experiment. When they brought her back, they obviously made her far nastier than her original self.
- Chainsaw Good: During the start of the battle, before Conker returns to the tank, the Experiment attacks with a large round chainsaw. It's an One-Hit Kill attack.
- Cross-Dressing Voices: According to Word of God, the Little Girl is voiced by Chris Seavor.
- Decoy Damsel: The little girl tries to pass herself off as an ordinary little girl needing help, in order to lure in Conker before trying to kill him and Rodent.
- Dumb Muscle: The Teddy himself wasn’t made to be all that bright; aside from not speaking, he also looks at the Little Girl in confusion while scratching his head when she’s on one of her expositions.
- Energy Weapon: They're the second superweapon used. The two cannons shoot a cream-colored laser beam that converge to a common target, in this case the tank where Conker and Rodent are. Unlike the bullet and missile cannons, these never stop firing, meaning that they can only be hit when the squirrel duo does a maneuver that allows them to gain terrain and shoot the cannons before the lasers hit them.
- Enfant Terrible: She isn't an ordinary little girl any more, and she no longer needs help after becoming the controller of a fused weapon of war.
- Exposition Fairy: Every time the Experiment deploys a new weapon, the Little Girl will give full details on the weapon's specs and attack capabilities.
- Eyeless Face: The Experiment appears to have its eyelids stitched together for some reason. As a result, it completely depends on the Little Girl to direct its movements.
- Girlish Pigtails: They're the only girly aspect of the Little Girl. She's otherwise a vicious killer.
- Hand Puppet: The Girl is this to The Experiment. She's the brains and the eyes.
- Lone Wolf Boss: Inverted, as they are the only boss truly associated with the Panther King.
- King Mook: To the numerous Tediz that needed to be gunned down over the course of the War chapter.
- Macross Missile Massacre: The third and final superweapon used. Each of the two cannons can release up to four missiles at a time, one after another. When eight missiles are fired between the two, Conker and Rodent have a brief period of time to shoot the cannons to destroy them.
- Shout-Out: When the Little Girl starts showing Conker she's actually evil, she makes her head turn around completely like in an iconic scene from The Exorcist. She even asks Conker "do you know what your [fucking] daughter did?", though Conker quickly points out that he doesn't have a daughter.
- Spider Tank: How The Experiment ambulates.
- Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: Well, knowledge more than behavior - she seems to know a lot more about weapons than anyone her age should. She also starts swearing like a sailor when she gets angry or removed from the Experiment, and then immediately damps down on the outburst and chastises herself to "keep calm".
- Two Beings, One Body: The Girl and Experiment seem to be individuals who were attached together, probably due to Kriplespac.
- Was Once a Man: Implied. "Oh Mr. Squirrel. I haven't been a little girl in a long time."
Heinrich
A not-a-Xenomorph-please-don't-sue-us genetically-created alien monster created by Ze Professor to assassinate the Panther King.
- Final Boss: You fight this thing instead of the actual Big Bad.
- Fluffy the Terrible: A giant and vicious alien monster that just slayed the King and is trying to whoop Conker's ass, just named Heinrich.
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: This creature is fought as the actual final boss, not the Panther King.
- The Kingslayer: It kills the Panther King by bursting out of his chest. Not that anyone's complaining.
- Lawyer-Friendly Cameo: Exaggerated features and unfitting roars aside, this thing is exactly like the alien from, well, Alien.
- Megaphone Gag: While fighting, the airlock remains open and the vault AI keeps blaring warnings to add tension to the fight. Take too long, keep getting hit or keep blundering your throws and it quickly begins to blare half-helpful half-snide remarks to the player.Throw the alien out, and shut the bloody door.No, not the wall. It is the large exit-thing that you want to be aiming for. Idiot.Don’t you know that you can block?It’s the Z-button, you fool.
- Named After Someone Famous: Shares its name with the author of the original Alien novel.
- Rule of Three: Conker has to throw it to space three times to win the battle, though this is easier said than done since it becomes smarter and more aggressive after each round.
- Shout-Out: Threefold. It's a Xenomorph fought in a similar way Mario fights Bowser in Super Mario 64, and ultimately defeated in a cutscene that parodies The Matrix.
- Tail Slap: It can use its tail to attack Conker this way. And before the latter equips with a space suit, this attack can kill him instantly.
- Thrown Out the Airlock: This would be how Conker kills it, but it keeps grabbing onto the sides of the airlock and jumping back into the arena, so Conker ends up beheading it with a katana in the ending cutscene instead.
- Xenomorph Xerox: Perhaps the most blatant example of this trope there is.
Other Characters
The Weasel Throne Guards
L to R: Bill and Bob.
"More milk, sire?"
The Panther King's royal guards who are tasked with finding and capturing a red squirrel.
- Cash Gate: At one point, they can be bypassed with an on-the-spot cash bribe that lets them allow Conker to pass them, none the wiser that he’s the squirrel they’re looking for. Luckily for Conker, his money is alive and sneaks right out their pocket and back to his when they're not paying attention.
- Fat and Skinny: Of course they had to differentiate the two somehow, right down to the fat one being a slob stereotype.
- Heel–Face Turn: Not that they could really ever have been called evil to begin with, but they crown the exact guy they've been hunting down the entire game king and even cheer for him.
- No Name Given: Although they have a fairly large role in the game, they're some of the very few characters who've been nameless in the public eye. That is, until a fan asked Chris Seavor if they had names.
- Punch-Clock Villain: They hunt down Conker with no given animosity against him or desire to do so. They're just doing it to appease their brutal king. It gets to the point where they're relieved when said king is killed.
- Those Two Guys: They're a duo of less-than-enthusiastic lackeys working for the Panther King who are always together when seen and have opposite body types. They also lack much personality aside from Bill being somewhat proper, yet dim-witted and Bob being vulgar and noticeably sharper than Bill.
- Wicked Weasel: Subverted. They're designated bad guys at first, but only until the Panther King dies. When the Panther King is found to have been killed, they declare that they hated him anyway and are the ones who decide that Conker should take his place. And given the roles of all the other weasels in the game, they're the least bad.
Birdy
"Right, what seems to be the problem? Oh, yes. You need manual! Otherwise, no... doesn't work!"
"Eh, got any Mepsipax?"
A drunkard scarecrow who teaches Conker about Context Sensitive B Buttons, though for a price.
- Alcohol Hic: Occasionally in his speech.
- The Alcoholic: Probably moreso than Conker himself, as he accepts drinks from Conker and is already drunk when he debuts, and remains drunk for the rest of the game.
- He Knows About Timed Hits: Birdy is the one to introduce a small tutorial that shows the player how the Context Sensitive pads work by Breaking the Fourth Wall.Birdy: You see those buttons... Actually, you'll find that, eh, they're called Context Sensitive. And, eh, well, actually, they, eh... Press B.Conker: Press B?Birdy: Oh, yeh. The light comes on and makes this noise: "ting!" Ting noise... (lightbulb pops up) That's it.Conker: That's it?Birdy: Yeh.Conker: Okay, I'll press B.
- Meaningful Name: He's called "Birdy" because he's a scarecrow meant to scare crows away.
- Mythology Gag: Birdy is based off a programmer at Rare at the time who was nicknamed "Beardy" and loved to drink Pepsi-Max.
- Noodle Incident: When Conker extinguishes the flames after he's been set on fire by urinating on him at the end of Conker's Big Reunion, Birdy remarks that he wasn't on fire the last time he was peed on.
- Rule of Three: After Conker gives him three bottles of beer, Birdy begins to sleep.
- Scary Scarecrows: He's pretty decrepit looking and has black voids for eyes, but otherwise, he's a harmless drunk.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Or rather, drink, being Mepsipax.
Gargoyle
"If you care to come a bit closer, we can discuss things of another nature."
"Have you ever sat on a piece of gothic architecture for 200 years? Gets right up your arse, you know."
A gargoyle who's had enough of sitting on gothic architecture for 200 years and has moved to a bridge, impeding Conker's progress.
- Affably Evil: Not so much in the original version, but in the remake, after being smacked and not falling to his death like he is supposed to, he politely explains to Conker how the game developers have some different ideas this time around and suggests Conker to find another way to do him in.
- Broken Bridge: The bridge itself is fine, mind you. But as a guard in his position, the Gargoyle won't let Conker in, so the squirrel will have to come later with a weapon.
- Dies Differently in Adaptation: While he loses his footing upon being hit with the frying pan in the original game, he doesn't in Live & Reloaded. Instead, after some Lampshade Hanging, Conker hits him with a baseball bat, and he instead falls over and gets Squashed Flat by a boulder.
- Foregone Victory: You can't lose against him, since you're invincible during the training level.
Mrs. Queen Bee
"Oh, those nasty, nasty wasps. Whatever shall we do?"
"I somewhat begrudgingly present you with these."
The ruler of the bee community who finds herself constantly at odds with Wayne and the Wankas.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: She's crushed to death off-screen by a falling piece of the windmill after it's destroyed by Rodent.
- Impoverished Patrician: She seems to have fallen on hard times since her husband left, as she has nothing even vaguely resembling a kingdom or castle besides the hive that keeps getting stolen... that being said, the hive is an anti-air emplacement.
- Your Makeup Is Running: Her model in Live & Reloaded gives her messy lipstick and mascara, since she's constantly sobbing until her hive's returned.
Gregg the Grim Reaper
"Oh, bloody hell. You would have to be a sodding squirrel, wouldn't you?"
"Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow, and... and piss everywhere, and their shit smells just bloody awful! All over my furniture, I just...!"
The (rather short) Grim Reaper who informs Conker of his additional "chances" and has a disdain for cats.
- Anti-Villain: He's not really all that malicious and just does his job of collecting the souls of the deceased.
- Berserk Button: He hates anything that bends the rules of his work, like cats (see below) and zombies.
- Cats Have Nine Lives: Which is why he hates them so much; they always come back to him.
- Creepy High-Pitched Voice: A heroic version.
- Don't Fear the Reaper: He helps Conker out on a few occasions.
- Embarrassing First Name: "Right, hello. Um... my name's Gregg, the... Grim Reaper, and don't laugh."
- The Grim Reaper: Of course.
- In the Hood: Being the Grim Reaper, he's bound to have a hood.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He is frustrated and short tempered but is helpful to Conker.
- Mr. Exposition: At the beginning of the Spooky chapter, he gives you pointers (and a gun) on how to kill zombies.
- The Napoleon: His short stature is matched only by his grouchy attitude.
- Punch-Clock Villain: After all, he's the Grim Reaper.
- Tom the Dark Lord: A grim reaper named Gregg.
- Who Writes This Crap?!: Not even he knows who supplied him with the megaphone that makes his voice reverberate.Gregg: I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption! Whose idea was this, anyway?
Marvin
"Marvellous!"
"That was nice! (burp) Ooh, I'd like another, though, if that's okay."
A gaseous mouse who indulges himself on cheese.
- Big Eater: Wants nothing more than a few large chucks of cheese, which ultimately causes his demise.
- Character Catchphrase: "Marvellous!" Granted, he only says it once during the events of Barn Boys, but when he returns for the ending, he says it again when he realizes that Conker has been appointed king.
- Disney Death: Not until the very end of the game is it revealed that exploding into little mousy bits didn't actually kill him. All he needed was to be completely sewn back together.
- Gasshole: His burps and farts smell bad enough to make Conker vomit.
- Goofy Buckteeth: He has buck teeth and is established as an obnoxious Gasshole who likes cheese.
- Non-Fatal Explosions: After Conker overfeeds him cheese, he bursts like a bloody balloon, which certainly appears fatal, but sharp-eyed players will notice Marvin's disembodied head blinking after it lands at Conker's feet. This makes Marvin's return in the ending slightly less inexplicable, but it raises just as many questions about his biology.
- "Pop!" Goes the Human: After Conker feeds him three pieces of cheese, Marvin swells up due to excessive gas, and then explodes.
- The Scream: He dies loudly screaming while inflating so much his body bursts.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave: For one reason or another, he's content to hang out and scare the lady-box into hopping onto a male one, who begs Conker for help at getting Marvin to go away one way or another.
- Unexplained Recovery: Despite dying early on in the game, he somehow returns for the ending.
- Visible Odor: He's burping some truly foul stuff that comes out a sickly green cloud — the metal boxes unfortunate to be stuck next to him regularly remark he needs to see a doctor while gagging, and Conker will puke if he walks into Marvin's gas.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Shows up and eventually dies gruesomely pretty quick and early into the game as another thing that got in Conkers way. Despite this, he, somehow, returns near the end of the game to congratulate Conker.
Franky
"What kind of friends are you?!"
"I ain't kickin'! It's always my turn to kick their asses!"
The guardian of the barn who gets constantly heckled by Ron and Reg and eventually befriends Conker.
- Ambiguously Gay: Makes suggestive comments at Conker when he's chasing him in the barn. Although Chris Seavor has revealed that Franky actually is gay during his director's commentary on YouTube, there is no reference to this fact in the game.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Notably, Conker's surprised to run into him because he's alive. "Well, I never! It's a talking pitchfork!"
- Badass Adorable: After quite the admittedly heartwarming cutscene of Franky thanking Conker for cutting him down, he helps Conker through the first boss battle by allowing Conker to ride him.
- Break the Cutie: Although he was Conker's enemy at that point, it's still a little hard to watch Ron and Reg tell Franky to kill himself.
- Bungled Suicide: He attempts to hang himself, but it ultimately doesn't work because he "doesn't have a neck of any description."
- Deep South: He speaks with a Southern accent.
- Driven to Suicide: Although it doesn't work because he has no neck to speak of.
- Good Ol' Boy: Speaks with a very stereotypical redneck accent and uses words in a way specially written to make him sound like someone from the Deep South.
- Mini-Boss: He challenges Conker when the latter enters the farmhouse. He calls it quits when his charging attacks end up killing the living haystack supplies instead.
- Nice Guy: Once Conker cuts him down from his failed hanging attempt, Franky becomes very helpful to Conker and even declares that Conker is now is "bestest friend in the whole wide world."
- Screw This, I'm Out of Here!: After giving a heartfelt thanks to Conker for being his only friend, he notices the room they’re in flooding and promptly makes himself scarce without Conker. How he got out isn't clear, but he shows up by the end to congratulate his crowning despite ditching him earlier that morning.
Ron and Reg
L to R: Reg and Ron.
Ron: Why is it you have to repeat everything I say?!
Reg: I-I-I-I don- I don't repeat everything you say. Eh, I- Do I?
Ron: Yes, you do, actually.
Reg: Oh. Sorry...
Reg: I-I-I-I don- I don't repeat everything you say. Eh, I- Do I?
Ron: Yes, you do, actually.
Reg: Oh. Sorry...
A paint pot and brush who verbally abuse Franky constantly and never want to put in any work.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Ron the talking paint can and his paint brush friend, Reg.
- The Bully: They call Franky names, provoke him to fight Conker although he's unwilling, and even convince him to commit suicide knowing it won't work, just so they can laugh at him.
- Dirty Coward: They refuse to fight Conker themselves and use the fact that they're a paint pot and brush respectively as excuses. Later, when Haybot appears, they cling to one another and shudder.
- Oh, Crap!: They have a horrified reaction when the Haybot appears after Franky's failed suicide attempt.
- Running Gag: Reg keeps repeating almost everything Ron says. At first he doesn't notice but eventually Ron gets sick enough to start mouthing off at him to quit it, with Reg apparently oblivious this his habit.
- Shout-Out: They're named after Ronnie and Reggie Kray, the infamously brutal London gangsters known collectively as the Kray Twins.
- Stop Copying Me: Reg repeatedly says everything that Ron has already said, and it isn't until Ron lampshades how annoying it is that Reg starts to back off of doing it.
- Those Two Guys: They're never seen apart and are just there to be mean-spirited and annoying.
- Took a Level in Kindness: Just barely. By the end of the game, they join the others in celebrating Conker's crowning with only one snide comment at him, and are more content with aggravating each other than Franky or Conker.
Mr. King Bee
"Hey, buddy. Could ya spare me a dime?"
"I'm going in! Wish me luck, fella!"
The ex-king of the bee community who lusts after the "big-breasted babe".
- All Men Are Perverts: He's fallen for the Sunflower for no other reason than her big breasts, and he seems to find his former wife unattractive.
- Riches to Rags: After Mrs. Queen Bee kicked him out for cheating on her, he's been reduced to the status of a bum.
Sunflower
"Conker, honey, fancy going for a bounce?"
"Get that big, long, hairy tail away from me!"
A sunflower with giant breasts... er, stigmas.
- Broken Bridge: There's some money above her that Conker needs, but no way up. Conveniently, Conker helping Mr. King Bee get laid also gets the Sunflower to ease up and let him bounce on her rack to grab the cash.
- Buxom Beauty Standard: Mr. Bee first refers to her as the "big-breasted babe", and prefers her over the Queen Bee for this reason.
- Friendly Tickle Torture: How Conker gets to reveal her breasts, via using bees.
- The Gadfly: It's clear that she's teasing Conker during their first meeting, and seems somewhat put out that he doesn't try to tease her back.Sunflower: Go away! Ooh, that big tail of yours is far too tickly. (giggles)Conker: No, no, you don't understand. He-Sunflower: Get that big, long, hairy tail away from me! (giggles)Conker: Ah! Suit yourself, then.Sunflower: Hhm. Be like that.
- Impossible Hourglass Figure: A rare plant version. She's practically almost a stick figure with only a meager-sized stem supporting her.
- Ms. Fanservice: She's a very attractive and curvaceous sunflower.
- No Name Given: Known only as the Sunflower, and Mr. Bee only introduces her as the big breasted babe.
- Non-Mammal Mammaries: As the King Bee says, she's a sunflower with big breasts... somehow.
- Springs, Springs Everywhere: Her boobs basically act as a trampoline, allowing Conker to reach a normally impossible ledge to land on which also happens to house a wad of cash. She giggles whenever he happens to bounce on them too.
Bugger Lugs and the Cows
Bugger Lugs
A Cow
Bugger Lugs: Red! Red! I don't like red! I hate red! Go away!
Marta: I hope Mavis and Olive don't see this, or I'll never hear the end of it.
Livestock owned by the Dung Beetles for the sole purpose of producing poo. Bugger Lugs hates red, while the cows only want to eat some grass and don't like him.
- Bullfight Boss: As expected, Lugs is a bull whose primary attack is to charge at Conker. Bonus points for Spanish music playing and the game going "Ole!" every time Conker dodges one of his attacks.
- Bull Seeing Red: Being a stereotypical bull, Lugs hates the color red. Conker just so happens to be a red squirrel (or light orange on the Xbox remake).
- Cruel and Unusual Death: After being tricked into killing all his lady-cow companions, he falls through a grate and drowns to death in a pool of shit.
- Expy: To Bigbutt from Banjo-Kazooie, both because of the looks and because both are immune to direct attacks.
- Puzzle Boss: For a Mini-Boss that appears midway through the Poo Cabin segment of the Windy chapter, the strategy to defeat him is surprisingly complex.note . When no cow is left alive, Lugs will be left lingering in regret above the grate, which will break due to his weight; he dies when he drowns within the now-flooded Cabin (flooded with cow excrement).
- Shout-Out: At the end of the battle, Luggs makes a reference to Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers film series when he's talking about his weight. He doesn't complete the dialogue because the grate breaks, killing him when he drowns.
- Weight Woe: Luggs, when he realizes he's about to fall, blames himself and wonders why he's "such a fat bastard".
Catfish
"We'll give you ten percent. That's our final offer."
"Well, you can't expect one of us to go, can he, ladies? We're blue-blooded, don't you know."
A school of catfish who appear to be blue-blooded, and see commoners as disposable liaisons to rid themselves of the Dogfish.
- Asshole Victim: After everything they put Conker through for only ten dollars, no sympathy is found when they are torn apart by the Dogfish.
- Brick Joke: Twofold. If you died at any point before the Spooky chapter, Gregg lets you know how much he despises cats for their nine lives. Then, the Catfish die violently to Brute and aren't seen again until the introduction to Spooky much later into the game, where all the ones who died are pissing Gregg right the hell off.
- Cats Have Nine Lives: Despite being fish, this rule applies to them, which is why they come back despite being devoured by the Dogfish in a previous scene.
- Hate Sink: They make it clear they view themselves superior over Conker right away and even call him disposable to his face. They knowingly send him on a dangerous quest for a mere ten dollars which they only reveal to be such after he gets it when they reveal he'd only get a single dollar for his troubles as they promised him ten percent.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: When Conker decides to keep their (decidedly small) savings instead of giving it to them like agreed, the leader tries to demand it back... until she sees the Dogfish is about to break loose. She wisely decides to just let Conker keep the money and make herself and her entourage scarce before there's too many casualties.
- Mock Millionaire: They initially seem to be rich, as they act like they are and claim to be "blue-blooded"... and then it turns out they're not rich at all, and their "fortune" is ten bucks shared between them.
- Purely Aesthetic Glasses: The leader of the group wears a pair of yellow glasses that have no lenses in them, likely to make herself look more sophisticated.
- Treacherous Quest Giver: They're aware of how dangerous retrieving the money is because of the Dogfish's proximity, yet don't mind sending Conker to do so because they view him as "common as muck". And getting rid of the Dogfish is only half the job, as the inside of the safe comes with its own dangers. In the end, Conker realizes that the money itself (which is only 10$, and only one was agreed to him) is too low for all the trouble he went through.
Dogfish/Bullshark/Brute
A watchdog blocking the way of the catfishes' vault of cash.
- Angry Guard Dog: Behaves just like any guard dog combined with the swimming abilities of a shark.
- Broken Bridge: The actual compensation for Conker fighting his way up and down the entire tower is given to him by Brute beaching himself into the dirt and becoming harmless — his body can be used to hop up to three hundred dollars on top of the ten bucks he stole earlier.
- The Brute: The Catfish call him such, and for good reason. He threatens anyone who draw near him by barking and snarling at them when he's tied to the center of the lake. When released, he devours anyone in sight instantly.
- Mix-and-Match Critters: Brute is a hybrid of both a bulldog and a shark; it seems to be based on a species of freshwater shark called the "Bullshark" and could refer to both his behavior and species.
- Super-Persistent Predator: Boy is it ever. Even after brutally mauling and killing the Catfish, Brute continues to chase after Conker even after he escapes from the water.
- Threatening Shark: Combined with a bulldog head, it's shown to kill Catfish and harm Conker just like any shark species.
Carl/Quentin
Carl
Quentin
Carl: Either bring me back me missing cogs, or f@🗲☠ off!
Quentin: Well, hello! Aren't you the handsome one.
Quentin: Well, hello! Aren't you the handsome one.
A two-faced cog consisting of a foulmouthed rapist and a polite, gay nobleman.
- Animate Inanimate Object: A two-faced cog.
- Camp Gay: Quentin doesn't seem to mind being attached to Mr. Big Cog.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: All over the place. First Carl demands you fetch him a bunch of Lady Cogs and attach them to him, groaning in pleasure when they're attached lip-first, then there's Mr. Big Cog (say his name in your head a couple times) who gets introduced to them by connecting straight to their rear, something that the obsessively straight Carl is disgusted to find himself in, but the blatantly gay Quentin is very pleased with.
- Fate Worse than Death: The Lady Cogs, understandably, think basically being raped by Carl by being stuck to him is this. Despite Conker being the one who stuck them back to Carl in the first place, they're very thankful of Conker for foiling him and letting them get their payback.
- Laser-Guided Karma: The Lady Cogs attach Carl to Mr. Big Cog after he forced them to stay attached to him.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Has Quentin take over after he winds up attached to Mr. Big Cog.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Carl greets Conker with "F*** off!" and still swears at him after he helps him get the cog ladies back.
- Split Personality: He has two personalities: Carl, a foulmouthed Jerkass, and Quentin, who's more reasonable and Camp Gay.
Fire Imps
"Flammable! Oh, I like flammable."
"I got pee in my mouth!"
Hard-partying, immature imps who are in charge of guarding the Big Big Guy.
- Expy: Their imp-like appearance, as well as mischievous behavior, make them this game's equivalent to the Hotheads from Banjo-Tooie. Both games were developed by Rare, which explains the similarities.
- Mini-Boss: Upon seeing Conker and his tempting fur, they continuously aim to bully him while he's drunk. It bites them in the ass when Conker starts killing them with his own urine, transforming a fairly simple Wolfpack Boss battle into a more complex fight as they get into the Big Big Guy.
- Playing with Fire: They are fire imps, after all!
- Wolfpack Boss: Conker has to defeat 8 of them with his urine so they stop harassing him... on foot (they summon the Big Big Guy in retaliation).
The Ugas
"Fedelio!"
"Bruce! Get back in line."
A secret underground society of living cavemen who indulge in partying and theatrics.
- All Cavemen Were Neanderthals: Averted. They're actually about as short as Conker and aren't particularly muscular.
- Bad with the Bone: Most of them use bones as weapons.
- Butt-Monkey: They're the most numerous, and also dumbest, of the weird races Conker runs into, and they wind up getting put through a lot of torment.
- The very first Uga seen is minding his own business when Conker and the statue he's riding come crashing through the ceiling and while he barely has time to notice and scream before being crushed.
- Conker triple-kills some Uga and a sleeping Boulder monster when he rolls the black-out drunk Boulder, crushing one flat under the rock and launching the second right into a pool of magma, and the third is unlucky enough to standing where the Boulder is landing when it shatters on impact.
- Quite a bit of them become the baby dinosaur's breakfast for just being in their way, being Eaten Alive for their troubles.
- Don Weaso concludes that the Ugas aren't welcome and has Conker incinerate all the Uga worshippers underground with a bomb detonation in the heart of their volcano.
- A teen delinquent Uga farts while mooning Conker and the recoil was apparently enough to knock him off his hoverboard and fall into lava. The rest of his friends die the same way later.
- Dozens of Ugas from hapless slaves meant to die for entertainment to actual infantry trying to kill Conker are massacred by Conker and Fangy in their arena.
- In the Raptor multiplayer mode, aside from being fodder for the dino players, the Ugas eats so well in their victory screen that they start farting in satisfaction, except one unfortunate Uga who accidentally craps his loincloth in front of everyone.
- Nemean Skinning: They wear the heads of vaguely saber-toothed tiger-looking creatures on their heads. Conker befriends a few of them by mimicking this.
- The Unintelligible: They speak pure gibberish.
- Wolfpack Boss: Buga the Knut orders several Uga Bugas to dispatch Conker when the latter arrives the colosseum. When the squirrel manages to tame Fangy, he feeds him with the bodies of the now-horrified Ugas. Once a minimum total of 24 Ugas are eaten, and Jugga starts rooting for Conker (even saying he has a "bigger bone"), Buga is so furious that he enters the fray to confront Conker by himself. Very bad idea.
Bloopie the Baby Dinosaur
"Hello!"
"Doot-doot-doo, doot-doo~"
A newborn dinosaur who mistakes Conker for his mother and follows him around.
- Big Eater: He'll eat all of the Ugas standing in Conker's way or trying to attack Conker, giving him quite the (temporary) advantage.
- Cruelty Is the Only Option: Sadly, the baby must be crushed in order for Conker to proceed in his journey. Not that Conker cares.
- Death of a Child: You need to kill him in order to proceed.
Fangy
A raptor captured by the Ugas to kill Conker, but is then hypnotized by Conker and becomes his loyal pet.
- Big Eater: Can eat the Ugas Conker faces off against, but is not limited to doing so. Eats chunks of Buga's rear as well.Conker: I know you're not a vegetarian, but I think we should go for the meat and two veg. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. You know what I mean?Fangy: (nods)
- Undying Loyalty: Conker initially has to keep hypnotizing Fangy to keep him from trying to eat him, but by the time they fight Buga he returns to him whenever Conker is knocked off, and after his defeat Fangy is whimpering at the idea of leaving Conker's side. Unfortunately for him, Conker doesn’t really care about him anymore and distracts him with a bone thrown behind a closing gate, where he’s never seen again.
Jugga
"I'll always love you."
"If you're so big, why don't you show him, big boy?"
Buga the Knut's gigantic girlfriend who ends up having a crush on Conker.
- Giant Woman: For some reason, she and Buga are massive compared to the other Uga-Bugas.
- Insecure Love Interest: She's sure that a relationship with Conker will not work out and that he'll break her heart, so she ultimately turns down his advances.
- Meaningful Name: Take a wild guess why her name is "Jugga".
- Ms. Fanservice: She and the Sunflower seem to be popular among fanartists for the same reason.
- Nubile Savage: Definitely, though she's much larger than most examples.
- Sexy Dimorphism: Ugas are short, bald and yellow with bad teeth and an underbite, and Buga is mostly the same but is also fat. Jugga meanwhile is a curvy cavewoman who looks human and has a giant rack.
- Statuesque Stunner: She's a giant, but that doesn't stop Conker.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: Exaggerated, as Conker could fit in the palm of her hand (he doesn't even go up to her ankle) and he still tries to hit on her anyway.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Far more attractive than her boyfriend Buga.
- The Unintelligible: Her voice-acted speech is gibberish, but the speech bubbles translate it.
- Unrequited Love: She really thinks Conker is cute, but ultimately turns him down when he flirts with her.
The Corporal
"Clear the way! We have gotta get our men outta here, pronto! We is got a war to fight!"
"All these fine, young men, sent off to do the dying. While those bigwigs... those pen pushers... those guys who never, ever see a single bullet whizz past their heads... we wanna get them down here. Those so-called generals in their big, fancy houses twenty miles behind enemy lines. Who are they to tell us? Who are they, indeed?"
The leader of the Squirrel High Command with a forgetful streak, who forcefully drafts Conker into the war against the Tediz.
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Broken Aesop: Near the end, he has a long, well-put speech about how horrific war is and how no one should be forced to take part in it, which is all well and good until you remember that he's the one who knocked out Conker and forced him to take part in the war against the Tediz. - A Father to His Men: He seemingly cares for and sympathizes with the young squirrels being sent to war and even waits on Conker to get to the boat before they leave. In the multiplayer, he'll give the soldiers encouragement at any opportunity, telling the player what a good job they did when they won.
- Forgetful Jones: He can't finish his sentences because he keeps forgetting what he was about to say.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He demands Conker get the crashed plane out of the way for him, knocks Conker out, and sends him to fight in the war without Conker's consent, but he at least has a very heartwarming speech about how War Is Hell at the end right after he got his escape boat to stop for him.
- Top-Heavy Guy: He’s a huge and barrel-chested squirrel soldier, compared to the rest of squirrel-kind who are pretty much the same size as Conker.
The Tediz
An army of fascist teddy bears working under Professor Von Kriplespac who are at war with the Squirrel High Command.
- Arc Villain: Of the "It's War" chapter of the game.
- Alien Blood: They bleed an off-white/yellow liquid with chunks of teddy bear stuffing if they're gored by an attack.
- Anachronism Stew: Parodying tons of movies and time periods, these are Nazi teddy bears wielding WWII era weaponry, with some odd tech like self-walking landmines, cyborg technology and laser weaponry), fighting Ally squirrels. They're neighbors with a space station, a pre-historic race of cavemen, and villagers about two centuries behind them in time periods.
- Art Evolution: Probably the most drastic shift in appearance of all characters between the original game and Live & Reloaded, where their original appearance has them look like walking naked teddy bears with black bead eyes and stitches all over. Inversely, the Tediz of the remake look like actual bears with yellow sclera, fanged mouths and full-on German infantry uniforms, with some surgery stiches hidden underneath. The multiplayer portion of the remake also gives them a lot more body types, weapons and uniforms to distinguish the playable classes from each other.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: There's a lot of not-so-subtle hints of them being this world's equivalent to Nazis, including the "z" in their name, the red flag with a "T" inside of a white circle in the multiplayer, and the fact that their leader speaks with a German accent.
- Early-Bird Cameo: Von Kriplespac has a severed Tediz head hooked up in his lab and mentions his Tediz army very close to the start of the game, but they aren't fought until the game is nearly over.
- Killer Rabbit: They're teddy bears, as well as Ax-Crazy, thinly-veiled Nazi expies.
- Multiple-Choice Past: The original game has them made out to be the world domination scheme of Professor Von Kriplespac for after he took care of the Panther King, and are alluded to as a fresh creation he made not so long ago. The remake, on the other hand, has them exist long before he lost his legs as evident by both his functioning legs and his blatant Nazi officer attire, on top of them apparently coming from another planet called Doon.
- A Nazi by Any Other Name: See Does This Remind You of Anything? above. It got to the point where further references to the Nazis have been removed from the game.
- Shout-Out: Their debut level is full of references to the opening of Saving Private Ryan, and their map layout plays a little like Wolfenstein before Conker acquires a tank. The remake multiplayer mode ups their references tenfold.
- Tediz get their reinforcements to wipe out the Squirrels through a time machine portal that brings in murderous cyborg super soldiers.
- In the future war, they retreat to their home planet, a Mars-like red desert world populated by space stations, named Doon.
- They take their war into deep space where they land on an ancient space station shaped like a giant halo.
- They plan on reviving the Panther King, whose body was perfectly preserved in a black substance that hardened and imprisoned his body in a rectangle frame.
- Speaking Simlish: Most of their language is incoherent and angry babbling with butchered English and German phrases sometimes added in.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: As the main villains of the "It's War" chapter, they've murdered and experimented on numerous squirrels without remorse and the majority of their scenes aren't played for laughs. Taken further, with a scene where two tediz are cutting open a a live squirrel. The scene was ultimately removed, but was found later on in the game files.
- Would Not Shoot a Civilian: Defied with extreme prejudice - the Beach multiplayer mode has the Tediz fortify themselves with tons of firepower in anticipation of French squirrel civilians trying to make a dash past them for dear life. The Tediz victory screen has them take whoever survived prisoner in camps, in what could be a coin flip between a POW or concentration camp.
Rodent
"It's Experiment #G7224. I'm the first to be fitted with this. It's an indestructible, erm, titanium laminate."
"It was a real privilege working with you. I would have to say, if ever I need to go through an operation such as that again, I hope that it's with you."
An old friend of Conker and the recruit to first test the prototype of the Squirrel High Command's new armor.
- Badass Adorable: Yes, he has a tender appearance reminiscent of Rocky the Flying Squirrel, but there's another thing the two have in common; they know how to deal with warlike criminals. Also, his equipment is capable of resisting the most powerful attacks, including the explosion of a tank and later the explosion of the Tediz island, and he has no hesitation in throwing himself in harm's way.
- Big "NO!": Does one when Conker comes closer to the little girl that he saved.
- Bulletproof Human Shield: Offers himself to be one for Conker, since he can't die by bullets or explosions.
- Break the Cutie: When he was forced to fight in the war.
- Curse Cut Short: He wakes up just as the countdown reaches zero.Rodent: (sees countdown reach zero) Oohhhh sshhhhhh- (flies away by the impact of the explosion)
- Cute, but Cacophonic: The only annoyance this otherwise cute and kindhearted character provides is his high-pitched voice. It sounds as if he had tonsillitis.
- The Cutie: One of the, if not the, only character in the game who is not remotely selfish or malicious in any way, so him and Conker get along fairly well.
- Disney Death: Conker mistakes him for being killed by the boss of "It's War", but he wakes up later just as the countdown of the bomb that will blow up the whole island reaches zero (in that moment, he expressed a gesture of Oh, Crap! as the explosion throws him far into the skies towards the big windmill of the Panther King's country, and he survives again).
- A Dog Named "Dog": He's named "Rodent", a kind of animal group where squirrels are included.
- The Lancer: Serves as this to Conker in "It's War".
- Nice Guy: Rodent is hands down the single nicest and sweetest character in the entire game with not one mean bone in his body. Unlike nearly everyone else in this world.
- Remember the New Guy?: He and Conker know each other by name and even greet one another happily once Conker saves him.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: He looks really {adorable, especially with his overly protective shield, high-pitched voice and glasses.
- Squee: He's overjoyed upon finding a Class 22 tank.
- Trapped Behind Enemy Lines: When Conker first encounters him during the War Arc, he's held prisoner by a bunch of Tediz threatening to shoot him, and Conker has to save him to make progress.
- War Memorial: Conker honors him with one when he thought he had died.
