Conker to Fangy: "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though.
In Bats Tower:
Carl: "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f***ing-tastic!"
Conker: "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round."
Carl: "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F***!"
In the "It's War" chapter:
The SHC General: "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 — wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo — uh, I don't know but — Aw f*ck that shit!"