Funny: Contra

  • Your reward for getting a rank of S in Shattered Soldier and Neo are this and this. Doubles as Crowning Moment of Awesome.
    • Let me put it this way: The extra movie of Shattered Soldier has Bill Rizer and Sparkster fighting it out to the tune of random people making drunken noises, while the extra movie of Neo has Jaguar defeating many enemies by slashing them with his katana, then destroying a giant robot that causes the entire Earth to explode. Then Bill and Jaguar are swimming through space while gay man noises are heard humming in the background.
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