Dirty Kid


Near opposite of the Dirty Old Man or Dirty Old Woman, where a kid is ridiculously young, but still has some signs of… "interest".

What's most notable is that often, kids or babies are allowed to cop a feel, simply because it's said that they don't understand what they're doing.

Note that there seems to be some level of Double Standard, since most of the examples seem to be male.

See also Kidanova, which deals more with the romantic aspects, as opposed to the sexual ones.

Not to be confused with The Pig Pen, who is filthy in a different way.


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    Anime & Manga 
  • Ooeyama, the series' resident Gian clone from Chinpui. The difference with Gian is that, being the main character (Eri) a girl, he just play pranks like lifting her skirt.
  • Shin from Crayon Shin-chan. His sister Himawari also seems to have a thing for guys.
  • Junpei from the manga and first series of Cutey Honey, the younger brother of Seiji and son of Danbei. He is perverse as his father, trying to peek Honey in the bath.
  • Detective School Q gives us Kazuma Narusawa, who somehow got a hold of the exact measurements of the teenaged Megu's Gag Boobs
  • Doraemon:
  • Dai Daichi from The Family's Defense Alliance. Whether being the continuous skirt lifts he gives to his teacher in every episode or the fact that he has a naughty picture collection in his room, Dai definitely plays this trope straight. The opening of the show even has him groping all the female characters of the show (two being part of his family) often resulting with violent repercussions.
  • Gravion:
    • Anya, one of the three Token Mini Moes. Best exemplified in the episode where she and some of the older maids have Eiji trapped in a game of Strip Poker.
    • Brigitta as well when it comes to Eiji's "physicals". The only one not an example of this trope is Cecile.
  • Tomoki from Heaven's Lost Property. His parents left him to stay alone and travel around the world when he turned 10. Without parents, Tomoki lived with his grandfather, who inspired him and made him become an "ecchi, hentai" person with pervert quotes.
  • Tsurugi JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8. He likes touching Yasuho too much.
  • In Kill la Kill, Mako Mankanshoku's younger brother Matarou knows the teenage Ryuko Matoi is sexy and is always trying to peep at her bathing or changing clothes.
  • Mihairu/Miguel from episode 33 of Lupin III (Pink Jacket), he's a 10 year old boy genius who idolizes Lupin, he also loves to grope women's butts, flip up their skirts, and steal their panties.
  • Aladdin from Magi – Labyrinth of Magic likes groping breasts a bit too much…
  • All of the boys in Maicchingu Machiko Sensei fit this trope but particularly Kenta, who is often the ring leader of the boys and works out several plots to grope, disrobe, or otherwise act pervy to the eponymous Miss Machiko (or their female classmates). Seriously. While his comrades have some standard, Kenta live just to sexually harass every cute female in the show with Machiko as primary objective.
  • Rabi from Majokko Meg-chan had an arsenal tricks aimed at catching his "big sister" disrobed, from yanking the sheets off Megu's bed in the morning to using a fishing rod to lift her skirt.
  • Momoka from Mawaru-Penguindrum. She went missing as an elementary schooler. Her Diary is very detailed and specific about how her future life would have gone. This includes sexual activities with her prospect Victorious Childhood Friend, Tabuki.
  • In Minamoto Kun Monogatari a nameless young boy loves to caress Hanada's (one of the love interests of the protagonist, Terumi) breasts and ass on a day to day basis. The mother regularly scolds him but only when Hanada unintentionally gives him the cold shoulder (after she had sex with Terumi) he became meek and finally started acting his age.
  • In Mushoku Tensei Rudeus is very much this from infancy to his teen years due to being the reincarnation of a rather dirty otaku. This is largely overlooked by others not because he's a child, but because he's a Greyrat, everyone of whom has weird tastes. As as an infant is noted to always feel for the breasts of whoever picks him up. So long as they're female it's fine, but if it's a man he immediately starts crying.
  • One Piece has Momonosuke from the Punk Hazard Arc. He uses his cuteness to get away with hoggling the Straw Hat ladies' breasts and get to sleep in the ladies bedroom with them. And to protect him from the insanely jealous Sanji, Brook, and Kin'emon while taunting them by hoggling Nami's breasts.
  • Pastel plays this off within the first chapter, when the kid named Okuto falls purposefully onto the main female lead,Yuu .He ends up grabbing her breast , infuriating the main character Mugi.
  • Johji from the Death-T arc in Yu-Gi-Oh!. He would never give up a chance to fondle Anzu's breasts.
  • Nate, Bear, and Eddie from Yo-kai Watch show signs of this, such as when they gawked at a woman passing by or when they tried (and failed) to watch adult shows at a sleepover.

    Comic Books 
  • Jose, Von Reichter's clone-son from Cybersix is a depraved rapist trapped in a 7 year old's body. Even in the Lighter and Softer animated series he often gets rather… grabby around beautiful women.
  • Konstantinopel from De Kiekeboes is also less innocent than in his earlier appearances. He is in love with an older woman in Schiet Niet Op De Pianist and at times intentional makes sexual remarks.
  • The main character of Le Petit Spirou. He goes towards a magazine store to buy adult magazines, is in love with his math teacher. Hell, even just looking at the front art gives you a brief indication that he's sexually attracted to older women. A repeated gag is the kids trying ogle naked women, from buying porn mags to Vertignasse's older sister in the shower or the teacher skinny-dipping.
  • Titeuf of the comic book named after him. Quite often, he makes sexual remarks and makes works that have sexual references (whether or not intentional).
  • The Hiro Okamura incarnation of Toyman has a bit of a dirty mind, considering Superboy and Robin discovered he's create robot duplicate versions of their female Teen Titans teammates and Power Girl is sent to distract him. This got carried over to the Animated Adaptation of Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, where he tried to use x-ray googles on Power Girl.

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Curtis one of the three killer kids from Bloody Birthday is very perverted, he spies on his friend's older sister while she changes, looks at pornographic magazines, and he murders a couple after watching them have sex.
  • In telling his origin story, Don Juan De Marco claimed to have started out this way (but he was lying).
  • Freddie from Splash was a pervert even as a child.
  • Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He complains, at one point, about having "a fifty-year-old lust, and a three-year-old dinky." In a subversion, Baby Herman is really that old, he just looks like a baby. The character he plays as in the shorts may have elements of this, though, with Roger finding an adult magazine (complete with centerfold of Jessica) in his carriage at some point.
  • Night of the Demons has a weird example in that the main character's younger brother is the one perving on her. He is introduced hiding in her closet while she changes so he could jump out to scare her. By the time he leaps out of the closet, she is in a see-thru bra and a skirt with no panties. He delights in the view and tells her she has "Bodacious boobies", then runs off.

  • In John R. Powers' The Last Catholic in America, we're introduced to one of Eddie Ryan's fifth-grade friends, Felix "The Filth Fiend" Lindor, thusly:
    Felix Lindor had enough dirt in his mind to apply for statehood. He had to have gone through puberty during his preschool years because he was already a dirty old man by the time he got to the first grade. He constantly made snide remarks about “Dick and Jane,” and once when we were talking about “Superman,” Felix told me what he’d do if he had X-ray vision.
    • In the sequel, Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?, Felix the Filth Fiend returns, this time attending the same high school as Eddie. Of course, since he's now a teenager, his character doesn't really qualify for this trope, but Eddie, the narrator, does mention:
    Felix the Filth Fiend Lindor started taking an interest in the opposite sex the moment he realized which one he was opposite. Before he was old enough to attend school himself, he was already hanging around playgrounds with his pockets full of candy. In grammar school, during a civics class, the nun once asked Felix what would be the first legislative act he’d pass if he were a congressman. Felix said he’d outlaw slacks.
  • Oberyn Martell from A Song of Ice and Fire had his first child when he was about 12.
  • Bill Bryson recounts quite a few instances of lewdness in the memoirs of his childhood the Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid.
    • Once, after he and his youthful partners in crime built a tree house, they immediately used the opportunity to strip in front of each other. He recalls how he himself particularly wanted to see one rather pretty girl do it, but who would always leave when they started, himself them following her, pretending to be equally disgusted. She them, to his dismay, only did it when he was on holiday visiting his grandparents - out of respect to him, no less.
    • Another instance was after his discovery of his dad's Porn Stash, mostly including pictures of woman whom he describes he would pay not to see naked, due to his dad's frugality, but which were very popular among his peers. The included annotations and missing cover when he returned them were never mentioned by his father.
    • He remembers his friend Willoughby's magnifying lens stock depleting suddenly when Magazine/Playboy allowed models to show pubic hair.
    • An earlier and somewhat of a defied instance involved his older sister and him (he was six at the time). In order to see a movie without her parents knowing, she had volunteered to babysit him, and on the way there she told him that people in the movie would be having sex. A very grown-up sounding explanation later, he understood it as being a man putting a thing in a woman's thing ("His hat in her hatbox?"), leaving it there for a bit, and then their having a baby. The movie turned out (to him) to involve a lot of people talking to tables and curtains, making it a bit of an anticlimax.

    Live-Action TV 
  • Frederick Crane, on Frasier, grew up in a state of mutual adoration with Daphne Moon. Taking after his father with the ladies, Frederick exploits her maternal streak when he hits puberty, and hugs perhaps a little closer and more intimately than is appropriate. The only person not to notice the change in Frederick's focus is Daphne…
  • One episode of House featured a young boy who was quite… interested… in Cameron, pinching her butt and attacking Chase when he displayed his "interest" in her as well. Turns out, the father's testosterone cream had rubbed off on his kids, causing his 8-year-old son to experience puberty and all the psychotic hormone changes that brings.
  • How I Met Your Mother:
    • Lily is a kindergarten teacher; in the pilot episode she comes home with a painty handprint on her (white) shirt. Three guesses where.
    • A later episode shows Lily and Marshall debating names for their upcoming child, looking for something gender-neutral that Lily won't associate with an obnoxious kid in her class. They settle on 'Jamie', but the next day she comes to the bar angrily with similar handprints, and says "NOT JAMIE!"
  • In the TV movie Atomic Twister, a teenage girl asks the little boy she's babysitting if he wants to do anything, as they are stuck in the house due to the weather. The boy gets out the game Twister, which she appears to accept as innocent fun, but it's obvious the boy is enjoying the physical contact the game involves.
  • Ko in Gosei Sentai Dairanger. One of his favorite hobbies is grope Rin's breasts or, alternatively, flip her skirt. He stopped doing those things within five episodes of his introduction. But because those five episodes were chock full of instances of him doing it, and because what he did was completely inexcusable, he's become mostly known for this in retrospect.

    Video Games 
  • In the Eden level of Dragon's Lair II, the Cherubs—who look no older than kindergartners—seem a little too interested in climbing around on Dirk, tickling him, holding him down and spanking him.
  • Nils Lutefisk from Psychonauts tries to use his budding psychic powers to spy on the girls' cabin.
    Nils: My parents let me watch R-rated movies, so I think I know a little more about this than you do.

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    Western Animation 
  • Stewie Griffin from Family Guy is definitely depraved and has shown attraction to several people of both genders (such as Brian).
  • The South Park kids, though they suffer from Ping-Pong Naïveté (not Kenny, he's dirty though and through!). Clyde Donovan is also a honorable mention; he held a speech about lesbian cheerleaders and ditched the World of Warcraft battle to read Playboy.
  • From The Simpsons, Bart Simpson seems to swish back and forth. Sometimes he is well aware of sexual topics, other times he is innocent as a normal child his age would be.
  • In the Brickleberry episode "Two Weeks Notice", one of the blind kids Ethel attempts to supervise gropes her ass while grinning.