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René François Artois/Nighthawk
Actor: Gorden Kaye.The original owner of Café René. He is married but maintains simultaneous affairs with his waitresses. He is mostly interested in actually surviving World War II, hopefully with a beautiful woman at his side. But to do this René has to keep several different factions happy. This involves serving the local German authorities in their schemes, which gets more complicated when different members of said authorities conspire against each other. He has also been recruited to the pro-Charles de Gaulle Resistance under the codename Nighthawk, and constantly assigned with risky missions. He is at a later point recruited into the Communist Resistance.
- Backup Twin: Parodied. At some point, the Germans publicly execute René. But Colonel von Strohm and Captain Geering help him survive (by switching the firing squad's bullets with duds). He has to spend the rest of the War pretending to be his long-lost identical twin brother, also called René. He then has to re-marry his "widowed" wife, because his will left everything he owned to her. That led to some hilarious statements like, e.g.: "I've been his ex ever since he died."
- Bad Liar: René is a terrible liar, never more than when trying to explain to his wife why he is embracing one of the waitresses. He comes up with implausible excuses. She however seems to accept his nonsense — whether she genuinely believes it or just wants a quiet life is never clear.
- Catch-Phrase: "You stupid woman! Can you not see..." His immediate response when caugh in a compromising position by his wife. Typically followed by a flimsy excuse, which Edith buys anyway. Subverted in the final episode: "You stupid woman! Can you not see I am eloping?
- Deadpan Snarker: Most of the characters have their moments as this. But René can be relied to be one in each episode. Particularly because of his awareness of the absurdities of most of the plans and schemes around him.
- In-Series Nickname: His affairs with multiple women have not gone unnoticed. According to Herr Flick, people have started calling him "Menage Artois".
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Rene isn't a bad guy per se, but he often needs a bit of prodding to get him to do the right thing. And, lets face it, he's got a lot on his plate being the Only Sane Man in Nouvien so he tends to be more than a little testy and snarky.
- Kavorka Man: He is romantically involved with virtually every woman in the cast at some point. He even gets a few guys pursuing him romantically. But his attractive qualities are hard to recognize. He is a fat, middle-aged, balding, greedy, cowardly fool.
- Lampshaded when Michelle started coming on to him, purely for manipulative reasons. Yvette learned of this and Michelle promised to dump him when the war was over, asking what the hell Yvette saw in him anyway. Yvette began comparing him to many cultural references of the time. From Michelle's reaction she also seemed at a loss as to why Yvette liked those things either.
- Lovable Coward: Rene wants a free France and the Germans gone, but what he wants even more than that is to get through the war with his skin intact. The sheer ludicrousness of most of Michelle's schemes mean he is not exactly invested in them, after all, he's already been executed once.
- Mr. Exposition: At the beginning of every episode, Rene breaks the Fourth Wall to explain to the viewer what has been going on. In one subversion he starts off by discussing the doings of some of the townspeople, before saying "You have never met these people, nor are you ever likely to. I am simply giving you the local gossip because with my own affairs I don't know where to start."
- Only Sane Man: Apparently the sanest person in Nouvion, forever getting caught up in hare-brained schemes by Those Wacky Nazis and members of La Résistance.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: More of an Ugly Guy Hot Mistresses example. His wife is past her prime and aged badly. But his mistresses and love interests tend to be much younger and more attractive than him.
Edith Melba Artois/Madame Edith
Actor: Carmen Silvera.The wife of René. Aging and rather unattractive, though she has a few admirers. Her most prominent subplot involves her singing aspirations. She fancies herself a cabaret singer and regularly performs at the Café. Her singing has a tendency to scare away people, make dogs howl and shatter glass. The customers have taken to stuffing cheese in their ears to muffle her wails. Devoted to her husband and to the Resistance. She tends to come up with her own risky plans for the Resistance. The faked death of René leaves her the legal owner of the Café. Attracting suitors of her own.
- Catch-Phrase: "Rene! What are you doing holding that serving girl in your arms?" Whenever catching her husband in a compromising position with the waitresses.
- Dreadful Musician: Her attempts at singing are so bad that customers will stick any readily available foodstuffs into their ears to avoid having to hear her.
- Gold Digger: She doesn't wait in looking for Rene's will after he's "killed" to inherit his belongings and grab a lot of cash from his register so she can buy hats, while he's next to her.
- Hollywood Tone-Deaf: Supposedly Edith fails to notice how horrible her own singing is. She also fails to notice the singing talents of other characters. With several descriptions of the show simply listing her as Tone Deaf. Carmen Silvera really couldn't sing and good-naturedly went along with the writers making Edith such a horrible entertainer.
- Lethal Chef: Running gag. In one of the earliest episodes, Yvette is mixing cement in Edith's mixing bowl. She reports that a German officer put his finger in the bowl and then tasted it. He only remarked that Edith's cooking is getting better. The series often mentions how awful Edith's cooking is.
- Meaningful Name: Edith has a similar repertoire to Edith Piaf (1915-1963), a French singer and cultural icon who became universally regarded as France's greatest popular singer. During World War II, Piaf was a frequent performer at German Forces' social gatherings in occupied France, and many considered her a traitor; following the war she stated that she had been working for the French Resistance. While there is no evidence of this, it does seem to be true that she was instrumental in helping a number of individuals (including at least one Jew) escape Nazi persecution. The middle name Melba is probably a reference to Dame Nellie Melba (1861-1931), an Australian opera soprano. She became one of the most famous singers of the late Victorian Era and the early 20th century due to the purity of her lyrical voice and the brilliance of her technique. Melba was the first Australian to achieve international recognition as a classical musician. She and May Whitty were the first stage performers to be granted damehoods of the Order of the British Empire.The joke is that Madame Artois is a terrible singer, unlike her namesakes.
- The Strategist: Usually she is who comes up with a brilliant plan.
- Younger Than They Look: Carmen Silvera (1922-2002) was 60-years-old at the beginning of the series. A running gag of the series is that Edith looks ancient. At some point, Edith mentions entertaining soldiers in the previous War. She means World War I. René asks whether that was the Crimean War (1853-1856).
Fanny La Fan/Madame Fanny
Actor: Rose Hill.The (adoptive) mother of Edith and mother-in-law of René. A former entertainer and/or courtesan, supposedly once famous herself and romantically involved with numerous suitors. Currently, Fanny is an invalid old woman, living in the attic of the Café. She still has a a couple of elderly suitors. She is bedridden, cranky and frequently complaining about the quality of food provided for her. Her room doubles as the communication headquarters of the Resistance, which is a source of constant annoyance for her. A few episodes imply that Fanny is not as helpless as she appears. She has left her room at times to raid the wine cellar of the Café or take over the Café in the absence of her family. She was once discovered reading the book "Wheelchair Jujutsu" which contained, among other things, 12 ways to disable a man with a crutch.
- Badass Grandpa: Toyed with. She knows Jujutsu and is studying on ways to use her crutch as a weapon.
- Catch-Phrase: "Will nobody hear the cries of a poor old woman?" When trying to summon people to her room and nobody answers. Either because they are preoccupied elsewhere in the Café or actually not even present within the building.
- Also, "The flashing knobs!", referring to the signal that the British were sending a message on the radio built into her bed.
- December–December Romance: Her relationships with brothers Roger and Ernest Le Clerc. Edith is not pleased to find the old men in her mother's bed.
- Dirty Old Man: Dirty old woman, actually. She objects rather stringently to Edith trying to stop her from watching the British airmen changing in the Pilot.
- Grumpy Old Man: Grumpy Old Woman variant, complaining about pretty much everything. Has a particular dislike for the Germans. She spits prodigiously every time they are mentioned to her or whenever one enters her room. No matter how polite some of them actually behave.
- In-Series Nickname: René has affectionately nicknamed her the "old bat". Uncertain if he means the modern insulting term for an old woman. "Old bat" is also an obsolete slang term for a low whore: "so called from moving out like a bat in the dusk of the evening".
- I Was Quite a Looker: Apparently once famous for her looks. She mentions appearing in the Folies Bergère, the famous music hall. Becoming the "talk of Paris". Her beauty and voice lured many a young man to her. She has not aged gracefully.
- Lady Drunk: She is the character most likely to get drunk. Often trying to get her hands on a bottle.
- Playing Gertrude: Rose Hill (1914-2003) was 68-years-old when the show began. Her character is a centenarian and her on-stage daughter Carmen Silvera was only 8 years younger than her.
- Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Pretty much her attitude towards most people.
Actor: Vicki Michelle.One of the waitresses of the Café and the main love interest of René. She is truly in love with her boss and blissfully unaware of his relationships with other women. She serves as a part-time prostitute for the German patrons of the Café, selling her body for paraffin, gasoline, sugar and butter. Or for whatever rare resource is available. She doesn't really mind. Yvette is also a loyal and competent member of the Resistance.
- Catch-Phrase: "Oh René", said in a long growling tone. Her way to address her lover.
- French Maid: Technically a French waitress. Otherwise an incarnation of this trope. Her work uniform provides fan service, she is very seductive and perky.
- Meaningful Name: Carte blanche (French for white/blank paper) is a military term for "surrender", a legal term for "the authority of a person to sign a treaty or convention on behalf of a sovereign state" and a financial term meaning "blank cheque".
- Ms. Fanservice: Role arguably shared between Yvette and Helga. Both can be expected to show off their feminine charms at least once an episode. Some scenes focuse on their legs in stockings. Others have them stripping down to their underwear or wearing fetish-fuel outfits.
- Noodle Implements: Her services to the Germans involve several odd items, most often wet celery and a flying helmet. How they're used is left completely to the imagination.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Ugly Guy Hot Mistress variation.
Actor: Francesca Gonshaw.The other waitress of the Café and love interest of René in Seasons 1-3. Also a part-time prostitute and Resistance member. Several jokes focused on her small height. She had to stand on a stool before embracing her lover. Maria is otherwise one of the most cheerful and naive characters. Several of her missions required her to dress as a boy. Apparently her concept of what a boy wears includes stockings, suspenders, short pants and lipstick. Her last appearance involved her attempting to escape a prisoner-of-war camp. She accidentally posted herself to Switzerland. Her subsequent activities are unknown.
- French Maid: Technically a French waitress. Otherwise an incarnation of this trope. Her work uniform provides fan service, she is very seductive and perky.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Gorden Kaye is 5' 10½" (1.79 m) and seems to tower over Francesca Gonshaw. Which became a running gag for the show. She even had to stand on a chair before they could cuddle together.
- Meaningful Name: Her last name is the same as Juliette Récamier (1777-1849), a leading French socialite of the 19th century. Known (among other things) for first marrying when 15-years-old to a man old enough to be her father. In fact said husband was rumored to be her biological father. She soon inherited a vast fortune. Juliette also gave her name "Recamier" to a type of sofa.
- Older Than They Look: Maria is an adult. But Michelle has trouble believing it. When Maria asks why she has to be disguised as a small boy instead of a small girl, Michelle answers "Because you are a small girl".
- Put on a Bus: After her actress' departure from the show at the end of the third series, the series opted to explain why Maria had suddenly vanished. She was last seen trapped in the prison camp for British soldiers with the majority of rest of the primary cast. The explanation was that she had attempted to escape by disguising herself as a Red Cross package and getting mailed out. Unfortunately, she didn't have enough stamps and was as such "returned to Switzerland."
- Sweet Polly Oliver: Often crossdresses as a boy. Though a very effeminate boy.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Ugly Guy Hot Mistress variation.
- Verbal Tick: She over emphasizes the French "r", resulting in spit flying out and whomever she's speaking to first recoiling back and then wiping their face.
- Written-In Absence: Her disappearances was explained away - Maria, in an effort to escape a Nazi POW camp where she was hiding, while in drag, accidentally mailed herself to Switzerland.
Actor: Sue Hodge.The replacement of Maria in her duties as both waitress and prostitute. Appeared in Seasons 4-9. Even shorter than her predecessor, the actress being only 4' 9" (1.45 m) tall. She is an experienced member of the Resistance and was planted in the Café as their agent. She would rather kill Germans than sleep with them and has a vicious streak. But René has warned her against poisoning people within the Café: "If you poison them here, people will think that it was our food that did it!" She fell hard for her boss. He reluctantly reciprocates, though her attitude seems to be a turn off for him. Mimi happens to be a talented singer and dancer. When given the chance, the waitress easily outperforms Edith.
- Cute Bruiser: In her first appearance, she easily tackles René, who is more than twice her size, to the floor.
- Cute and Psycho
- French Maid: Technically a French waitress. She has her moments providing fanservice.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Gorden Kaye is 5' 10½" (1.79 m) and Sue Hodge 4' 9" (1.45 m) tall. Which also became a running gag.
- Meaningful Name: Her last name sounds like the term "to bonk": "To have sexual intercourse". The similar-sounding term "bonkers" means "irrational, crazy". Both part of her character traits.
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: To Maria. They both were short, which It allowed the writers to continue the gag of Mimi/Maria having to get a stool to stand on in order to hug René. Partially averted, though, in that René wasn't all that keen on her.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Ugly Guy Hot Mistress variation.
French Resistance and associates
Actor: Kirsten Cooke.Leader of the Gaullist Resistance in Nouvion and its vicinity. She has a cover identity of working in the post office of the "next village over", allowing her to come and go as she pleases. She is typically dressed in a black beret and dark brown trench coat, the uniform used by most women of her organization. Michelle is a crafty, clever woman who can be relied on to come up with more and more creatively complicated plans. Unfortunately, even her best plans tend to fall victim to the Gambit Pileup that regularly takes place in Nouvion. She demands courage and efficiency from her operatives. She can be very convincing, particularly when holding people at gunpoint. Though fiercely patriotic, Michelle is not above using some funds for personal expenses.
- Action Girl: Takes active part in many risky schemes.
- Bi the Way: The episode "A Fistful of Francs" (8.6) establishes that Michelle spends part of her nights in Crabtree's bed. The same episode establishes that Louise, leader of the Communist Resistance spends her nights in the bed of Maxine (Elizabeth Ash), her second-in-command. Supposedly they are preoccupied with "committee meetings". But their eagerness to stay alone and dress manner (Negligees) says otherwise. Michelle catches on and wistfully says: "If only our committee meetings were like that". The implication being that she would like to have that kind of "meeting" with the other Resistance girls.
- Catch-Phrase: "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once." With the variant "Look very carefully, I shall show you only once" when visually demonstrating something. In both cases, Michelle insists on secrecy.
- The Comically Serious: Michelle is one of the most serious characters of the entire series. Much of the humor in her case is having such a serious character caught up in ludicrous situations. Or having her deliver absurd lines in deadly serious manner.
- Conspicuous Trenchcoat: Her typical manner of dress.
- Good Is Not Nice: She serves a heroic cause. But she forcefully recruited René to her cause. She doesn't hesitate to coerce people to do what she wants. She also manipulates René's emotions by pretending to be in love with him.
- Michelle is also not above dipping into Resistance funds (claiming the cash register of Cafe Rene as resistance funds no less!) for such things as visits to the hairdressers.
- The Gunslinger: Her trusty handgun gets her through many situations.
- Rebel Leader: Leads the local branch of the Gaullist Resistance. With loyal followers at hand and several reluctant recruits.
- She's Got Legs: While Michelle typically hides her charms under her trenchcoat, she has great legs. Which she demonstrates on occasion, allowing the male characters to drool.
Actor: Phoebe Scholfield.The second-in-command of Michelle, known for her devotion to "the bravest girl in all France". She first appeared in the episode "Pigeon Post" (1.02) and was a regular in Seasons 1-2. The actress returned in Season 5, featured as a member of the Communist Resistance for two episodes. With no explanation if her character is Henriette or not. Then returned to the role of Henriette in one more episode of Season 5 and three episodes of Season 6. Altogether the actress appeared in 15 episodes.
- Action Girl: Her early appearances mostly include combat situations and missions.
- The Lancer: To Michelle.
Monsieurs Roger LeClerc and Ernest LeClerc
Actors: Jack Haig (Roger); Derek Royle (Season 6, Ernest), Robin Parkinson (Season 7-9, Ernest)A rather incompetent Resistance operative and counterfeiter who works as a bartender at Café René. Known for his Paper-Thin Disguises. Former lover of Madame Fanny. At the end of Season 6, due to the unexpected death of Jack Haig, he is replaced by his "twin" brother Ernest played by Derek Royle who swapped places with Roger in jail after not believing that prison food was better than Edith's cooking. Unfortunately, Royle himself died at the end of the season and thus was replaced by the much younger Robin Parkinson (in old age makeup) this time with no plot explanation.
Actor: Kenneth Connor.Monsieur Alfonse is a man of many occupations: Mayor of Nouvion, photographer, vineyard owner, sculptor, photographer, etc. However, he is first and foremost the town's undertaker (slogan "Swiftly and with style") and thus is always seen in the traditional top hat and dark clothes. Pines for Edith but agrees to back off due to his unwarranted admiration for René, "the bravest man in all of France".
- Catch-Phrase: "Oh, my dicky ticker!"
RAF Flight Lieutenants Fairfax and Carstairs ("the British Airmen")
Actors: John D. Collins (Fairfax) and Nicholas Frankau (Carstairs)A pair of British pilots who were shot down over Nouvion. One of the main plots of the show was trying to get Fairfax and Carstairs (AKA "the British Airmen") safely back to England. Unfortunately, the language barrier between the pair and the French characters as well the Resistance's wacky plots to accomplish this make it so that Failure Is the Only Option. Eventually they do make it home somehow during a Time Skip but briefly reappear during the Series Finale
- Catch-Phrase: "Hello!" "Hello!"
- Those Two Guys: Those two British officers in the same uniform. They also always wear the same generic outfit as a part of the escape attempts.
Actor: Arthur BostromA British secret agent undercover in Nouvion posing as a Gendarme. Legendary for his atrocious French which manifests as a speech full of malapropers and Accidental Innuendo ("I was just pissing by..."), which somehow never raise suspicion. He often aids the Resistance, much to the chagrin of Réne and co.
- Catch-Phrase: "Good moaning!"
- Malaproper: In spades.
- The Stoic: Other than his bad French, his main character trait is his completely unflappable nature. He seldom gets excited about anything and takes whatever life throws at him with the same amount of calm.
- Tactful Translation: Provides this (with the meta version of Completely Unnecessary Translator) at one point in the reunion special, when he invites some audience members onto the stage to visit Rene's cafe.Rene: Right, English cretins! Why do you not take a seat here, and sit down? These are known as chairs. Maybe you do not have them in England? But please, be welcomed — you set of fools.
Crabtree: He says it's very nice to meet you, and thank you for all your help during the war.
- Translation Convention: Crabtree's malapropers are meant to indicate his poor grasp of French (a few one-off British characters show the same speech patterns as a Running Gag). Whenever he speaks in "English", he speaks perfectly normally.
- According to at least one documentary, Crabtree's seemingly random pronunciation errors are not random at all. Notice how almost all his errors are vowel-related? It's apparently a Stealth Parody on former British Prime Minister Edward Heath, who spoke quite a bit of French, but consistently messed up the pronunciation of the vowels.
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Actor: Richard MarnerThe cowardly, corrupt commander of the Nouvion Garrison. A frequent client of Café René and his waitresses' "services". Since catching René with the British Airmen in the first episode, he often blackmails him into helping along with his schemes.
- Lovable Coward: He's cowardly, but often sympathetic due to his punch clock villainy.
- Punch-Clock Villain: He's far more interested in his own schemes than aiding the nazis.
Captain Hans Geering
Actor: Sam KellyThe meek and lazy assistant to Colonel von Strohm until he was Put on a Bus in series 4.
- Catch-Phrase: Whenever the "Heil Hitler!" salute is used, Hans always replies with "'Tler!". According to Sam Kelly this is to emphasize his laziness and NOT the result of Kelly (a Jew) refusing to give the salute, as it was often rumored.
- Put on a Bus: During the POW camp arc, he is "extracted" by the Resistance and mistakenly sent to England.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: He suffers from claustrophobia due to a childhood incident when he was stuffed in a suitcase.
Oberleutnant Hubert Gruber
Actor: Guy SinerAide-de-camp to General von Klinkenhoffen. Polite, kindhearted, and Transparently Closeted, Gruber is most definitely not cut out for the Nazi business, and frequently helps René avoid trouble... in part due to his massive, unrequited crush on the man.
- Apologetic Attacker: Prior to carrying out some unsavoury duty, such as shooting René. Or being uncivil.
- Baby Talk: Has been known to use it. He refers to his tank as "my little tank" and has officially named it Hubert, Jr. He referred to one of the garrison's German Shepherds as "the little doggie," which is 1.) an incongruously cutesy thing to call an attack guard dog; and 2.) an incongruously adorable thing for a 30-something-year-old man (and soldier, no less) to say. Also, when he was distressed that his little tank had been stolen, and was asked to describe said tank in a police report, he described it as "a little armored vehicle with a big gun on top."
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: The numerous medals would imply that he's actually a fairly competent soldier - or was during his time on the Eastern Front, at least.
- Camp Gay: But, may tie in to Bi the Way, as it is then revealed that, after the war, Gruber marries Helga and has had multiple children with her, much to Rene's surprise?
- The Cutie: Only Gruber can make the words "Heil Hitler" sound adorable.
- Incompatible Orientation: Towards René.
- Kindhearted Cat Lover: He mentions in one episode that he has a cat. He's Ginger Tom.
- Minion with an F in Evil: The Wehrmacht handbook probably doesn't list whimpering and sniffling among things to do while conducting a firing squad. But we love Gruber all the more for doing those things.
- Punch-Clock Villain: He's so nice that even calling his this is too harsh. In later seasons he effectively functions as a Reverse Mole.
- Submissive Badass: He's got an Iron Cross, so presumably he's an excellent soldier - just a complete wuss who lets everyone push him around.
- Single-Target Sexuality: For Rene. Even if Rene is in disguise, Gruber will be drawn to him like a magnet.
- Tears of Remorse/Tender Tears: Gruber carries a lot of guilt about conducting the firing squad that "killed" the first René, and he has been seen to cry about it. Added to this is the fact that he just seems to cry about a whole lot of things in general, too.
Private/Gefreiter Helga Geerhart
Actor: Kim Hartman
- All Girls Want Bad Boys / In Love with Your Carnage: Her relationship with Herr Flick. "I love it when you think dark thoughts!"
- The Baroness: The Sexpot variety.
- Innocently Insensitive
- Ms. Fanservice: Played for Laughs.
- No Indoor Voice: When announcing visitors.
- Sexy Secretary
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Klinkerhoffen mentions that she may get a promotion to “Lance Corporal” and does indeed address herself as such a few episodes later. However when introduced to Bertorelli she is a Private again without explanation as to how and/or why.
- Actually, she does get promotion to Lance Corporal in season 6, but Klinkerhoffen revokes the title again later that same season after the resistance succesfully frees the British Airmen (whom had been captured by the Germans) from the chateau.
Captain Alberto Bertorelli
Actor: Gavin Richards (Season 4-6) and Roger Kitter (Season 7)
- The Casanova: He fancies himself a ladies' man, though he's not at all very successful.
- Gold Digger: He courts Madame Edith because he thinks her café would make a very good business after the war.
- The Other Darrin: Unlike Le Clerc & Herr Flick, who are given reasons as to why they look different, Roger Kitter takes the role of Alberto, in Season Seven, without any reason given for this change in appearance?
General Von Klinkerhoffen
Actor: Hilary Minster
- Bad Boss: He's the only German officer in the show who behaves like you'd expect a true Nazi to do. Still pretty wacky, though.
- General Ripper
Herr Otto Flick
Actor: Richard Gibson (Series 1-8) and David Janson (Series 9)Ruthless, poker-faced officer of the Gestapo who holds the rank of SS-Sturmbannführer.
- Bastard Boyfriend: To Helga, although she seems to like it that way.
- "You may kiss me." Phrase Catcher of this one is naturally Helga.
- Not a phrase, but a repetitive response to von Smallhausen: if frustrated with him, or sometimes for no reason at all, Herr Flick would often clonk him on the head with his walking stick.
- The Comically Serious: A lot of comedy comes from Herr Flick saying and doing utterly ridiculous things with a completely straight face.
- Complexity Addiction
- Creepy Crossdresser: He and Helga have the same taste in underwear (pink lingerie).
- The Dreaded: Most of the rest of the cast are terrified of him, with good justification - daft moments and terrible plans aside.
- Expy: Of Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
- Germanic Depressives
- Have I Mentioned I Am in the Gestapo Today?
- Hell-Bent for Leather
- Magic Plastic Surgery: He did this in order to escape the Allies, explaining his new actor.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: He's not above calling his "Uncle Heiny" (aka Heinrich Himmler) for favors and money.
- Serious Business: Absolutely everything. Including Monopoly.
- That Makes Me Feel Angry: He rarely outwardly shows any emotion except anger, even if he says he's feeling it.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: He and von Smallhausen are noticeably absent from the Distant Finale. Then again, considering that the last we see of them is when they mess up their escape route during the Allied invasion and burst through the wall of Café René while it's full of British soldiers, it's safe to assume things didn't work out for them.