The Oldest Profession
If you got the money, Sugar, they got the time.

No, not "semi-nomadic hunter-gatherer."

Prostitution and similar activities. This page is not safe for work in any way, shape or form, but is legal in most of the state of Nevada.

But, yeah, while calling it the "oldest" profession might be a popular turn of phrase, it is still something of a misnomer. Seeing how prostitution is the act of trading sexual favors against something, some sort of good or service — and thereby a profession to produce said good or service — had to already exist for prostitution to come into being in the first place.

Alternative Title(s): The Worlds Oldest Profession