Quotes: The Oldest Profession
Prostitution is a calling with many hazards, sadness and tragedy, but it accepts human nature. It knows what some people need, and perhaps that is why every society has found a way to accommodate it.
Britta:Hey, Jeff. I'm sure you know Phillip. Did you know that if I sleep with Philip once a month, I can use his beach house in Rio whenever I want?
Jeff:Wow, you guys are really on to something. I think you found the world's newest profession.
—Community"Accounting for Lawyers"