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A novel by Dave Barry. Like his previous foray into fiction, Big Trouble, Tricky Business is set in Miami and concerns the interlocking stories of several quirky characters. It's another spoof of the crime drama, this time set on a casino cruise liner and involving a man dressed like a giant conch shell, air bag deployers that spray garbage on you instead of air bags, and the world's most valuable lifeboat.

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  • A Good Name for a Rock Band: Johnny and the Contusions got their name from an incident where band member Johnny got whacked in the head, and then later another member happened to mention "Johnny and his contusions".
  • Alter Kocker: Arnie and Phil. They're certainly old enough (83 and 81, respectively) and their speech is peppered with little Yiddishisms: "bupkis", "we know from X" instead of "we know X", Word Schmord, etc.
    Arnie: [watching a weather report] ...why bleach? Always with the hurricane, people are buying bleach.
  • The Casino: Most of the action takes place aboard a cheap casino ship called the Extravaganza of the Seas. For legal reasons, the patrons can't start gambling until the ship is three miles out from shore.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: So much so, Barry had to put a warning at the front of the book saying THIS BOOK CONTAINS BAD WORDS. Apparently he'd received some complaints after Big Trouble since normally his columns are family friendly. He just didn't think it'd be realistic to have his gangsters saying Gosh Dang It to Heck!.
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  • Continuity Nod: To Big Trouble in the form of the song, "I Want Your Sex Pootie"
  • Contrived Coincidence: No fewer than five characters who are not allowed to be at the back of the ship choose to go back there, just in time to see the drug deal. And not just the usual drug deal, no. They get to see the one where Tark shoots everyone as part of the Evil Plan he's been brewing for the past two years.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Bobby Kemp, who made his fortune restoring air bags that had been deployed (it was cheaper to just throw whatever refuse was handy in the compartments and hope no one got in an accident), conch fritters without any conch in them (turns out the conch is the least appetizing part of the fritter), and bargain eye surgery (the guy was a drug-addicted ex-veterinarian who'd learned from a video, and wasn't half bad if your appointment was early enough in the day).
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  • Deadline News: A running gag. A report about the electrocution of a boy in a flooded area with downed power lines leads to the deaths of nine reporters as they do all of the unsafe things they tell the audience not to do. Turns out that the little kid was fine.
  • Description Cut: When the guys on the Extravaganza are talking about the small boat they're meeting in the storm.
    "Because I wouldn't want to be them," said Eddie, looking at his radar. "Can't be comfortable, a boat like that, out in this."
    "They're fine," said Wilde. "They're professionals."
    ***
    In the main cabin of the Ship of Puke, Frank, gagging, struggled to a sitting position, his back against the counter.
  • Dirty Old Man:
    • The "grandfatherly man" near the roulette tables who asks Fay for cranberry juice...and a sex act.
    • Arnie flirts outrageously with Mara, but they're friends and she's in on the joke.
  • Ditzy Secretary: Dee Dee, the secretary Bobby Kemp hired solely on the basis of having cleavage a small dog could get lost in. Her idea of keeping the press away consists of being at the door, turning her head to talk to the boss, then turning back to announce "he says he's not here".
  • Evil Plan: This is one the main villains main mode of operating. Unfortunately for him his plan has the pleasure of being interrupted by several Spanner in the Works. This forces him to try out Xanatos Speed Chess... He isn't very successful
  • Future Loser: Some of the main characters were in a band in high school. The problem is they're still in that band, well into their 20s and barely making rent.
  • Gasshole: Tina the croupier. Tall, blonde, gorgeous, breasts out to here...and constantly unleashing silent-but-deadly farts that leave her, in one character's words, "permanently surrounded by a green cloud".
  • Gibberish of Love: Wally, to Fay. It's bad enough the first time around ("The boat is going out."), but then he tries to plan out his opening lines beforehand, make a joke about the terrible weather...
    [What Wally planned to say]
    Wally: Lovely evening, isn't it? Hey, I don't want to make you nervous, but I think I saw Leonardo DiCaprio over by the craps table.
    [How the conversation actually went]
    Wally: Oh, hey there.
    Fay: Hi. I'm just on my way out to...
    Wally: Lovely weather, huh?
    Fay: Yeah, well, I don't mean to be rude, but...
    Wally: I thought I saw Leonardo da Vinci.
    Fay: What?
    Wally: DiCaprio, I mean. Leonardo DiCaprio.
    Fay: Leonardo DiCaprio?
    Wally: From the Titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio. So I don't want to make you nervous. Ha ha!
  • Goofy Suit: The Conrad Conch costume, Conrad being the mascot for Bobby Kemp's chain of conch fritter restaurants. It's big, pink, and made of foam, and it's almost impossible to see or hear anything while you're wearing it. Bobby usually pays this one homeless guy to wear it. But he wears it himself to sneak aboard the Extravaganza of the Seas incognito.
  • Identity Concealment Disposal: When the guy on the ship in the Conrad Conch costume finally takes the costume off. It's Bobby Kemp. He's among his accomplices at that point, so he has no reason to keep wearing it.
  • Intercourse with You: The song "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids, which Johnny and the Contusions play on the ship. The lyrics are just the title repeated over and over.
  • Left for Dead: Tark duct-tapes Frank's bleeding mouth closed and leaves him to drown in his own blood and/or vomit (depending on how long he can keep swallowing). This comes back to bite Tark; see Taking You with Me.
  • Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club:
    • The Chum Bucket bar and restaurant (no relation), which is a front for Lou Tarant's organization and the casting-off point for the Extravaganza of the Seas. The Coast Guard knows all about it (referring to "our friends at the Chum Bucket"), but they haven't been able to prove anything yet.
    • The Extravaganza of the Seas itself is a downplayed example. It's a legitimate casino as far as the customers are concerned, and most of the employees are just ordinary workers who aren't in on the secret. Still, most of the employees who have been there long enough have figured out that something shady is going on, even if they aren't eager to find out the details.
  • Lost at Sea: Fay and Wally, after the former falls into the water and the latter swims to the rescue with a life preserver. The ship leaves them behind, and nobody is coming back for them anytime soon. Fortunately, a helicopter rescues them many hours later.
  • The Mafia: Lou Tarant is a high-ranking member, and Manny Arquero is one of his trusted underlings. They have full control over the Extravaganza of the Seas,note  and use it for money laundering and drug deals.
  • Mood Whiplash: In the most blatant example, we cut from a scene of one of Wally's bandmates comically failing to remember the lyrics to "My Funny Valentine" to a genuinely disturbing scene of Cold-Blooded Torture.
  • Mystery Meat: The band isn't sure what's in the food in the cruise ship, but they do know it gets reheated and reserved for at least a week before the cook throws it out and makes a new batch.
  • Naked People Are Funny: A naked Jock flees from the kitchen through the casino after another girl he'd been seeing happened on him comforting a "grieving" divorcee.
  • Only in Miami: Set mainly in the city and a ship sailing out of the city. Naturally, the plot revolves around a huge drug deal.
  • Red Shirt Reporter: The local Miami news station sends a reporter out to cover a tropical storm. She stands in water near downed power lines. It Gets Worse when the station starts sending vehicles out, finally culminating in a helicopter crash. Ultimately, nine of the station's reporters are dead, representing 100% of the people killed by the storm.
  • Sexy Secretary: Dee Dee. It's the sole reason Bobby Kemp hired her, and the reason Lou Tarant stole her away.
  • Taking You with Me: Frank to Tark by grabbing him and throwing the two of them off the boat.
  • Those Two Guys: Ted and Johnny, the bandmates who don't have any particular distinguishing features. The only time we see them apart from each other is during the flashback to Johnny's trip to the emergency room.
  • Undercover Cop Reveal: Fay the cocktail waitress is an undercover officer for the Coast Guard Investigative Service. Both the readers and the other characters find this out when the officer pulls a gun on the bad guys.
  • Vomit Chain Reaction: Aboard Tark's boat, coming out of the Bahamas. Five men in a small cabin in rough seas take time out from pointing guns at each other to puke until they've covered the floor, the guns, and each other.
  • "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue: The last three or four pages, covering over a dozen named characters. Lou Tarant went to prison, Wally's bandmates and Tina kept the money they found (the bandmates blew it all within two years; Tina opened a health food store), Phil died and Arnie remarried, Captain Eddie went into the pool cleaning business with Joe Sarmino the bartender, and Mara became an accountant and then a cocktail waitress again. Wally and Fay got married and had two kids together, with Wally as a stay-at-home dad.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Tark's way of dealing with his associates.
  • Your Cheating Heart: All over the place.
    • Wally's ex-fiancée Amanda cheated on him with her boss (who, to make things worse, was also Wally's boss).
    • Fay's ex-husband was apparently cheating on her with Anything That Moves.
    • In his past life as The Casanova, Eddie repeatedly slept with married women while working as a ship's officer on a big cruise liner. Then an angry husband complained and got him blacklisted from the cruise industry.
    • Jock cheats on his girlfriend Tina with Connie, the "grieving divorcée". Tina is not happy when she finds out about this.
    • Lou Tarant cheats on his wife with his Sexy Secretary, Dee Dee.
    • The male and female news anchors are cheating on their respective spouses with each other.
    • Joe the bartender tells Fay a story from his pool-cleaning days about a lawyer who cheated on his wife. When the wife found out, she started throwing all her husband's clothes into the pool. Joe walked in just as the lawyer was fishing them out.

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