A wisecracking revenant living in the basement of a decaying mansion. The show's self-proclaimed "master of scare-emonies."
- The Alcoholic: Never actually seen inebriated, but he really likes his liquor and is often seen with a drink close at hand.
- Creepy Blue Eyes / Icy Blue Eyes: Boasts a rather pretty pair.
- Depraved Dwarf: He's very short.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": In the comic and cartoon spinoff, he has at least one alias, but if he has a real name, he never mentions it.
- Hidden Depths: He lost his parents, a mummy and a two-faced man, when he was just a baby. He's legitimately heartbroken over it and keeps the doll his father gave him to this day.
- Pungeon Master: At every opportunity.
- Strong Family Resemblance: Specifically, he inherited Myrna's dark complexion and high cheekbones, and Enoch's strong chin and light brown hair.
- Was Once a Man: We see him once as a baby, and barring the missing nose, he's actually pretty normal looking.