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Intermediate Gods
Asuna Karino/Poppy Pipopapo/Kamen Rider Poppy
Poppy Pipopapo, Goddess of Alliterative Naming (Asuna Karino, Kamen Rider Poppy, Poppy Level X, DoReMiFa Beat, Toki Meki Crisis, Super High-School Level Caregiver, Super High-School Level Net Idol)
- Intermediate Goddess, borderline Greater Goddess
- Symbol: The DoReMiFa Beat logo, the Kamen Rider Poppy symbol, and her Toki Meki Crisis Gashat
- Theme Song: PEOPLE GAME, Real Heart
- Alignment: Lawful Good, formerly Neutral Evil when brainwashed
- Portfolio: Serious and Perky on a Dime, Badass Adorable, Badass Pacifist, Benevolent A.I., Girl Friday, Refusing hurt anyone just because she's a Bugster, Reverting to talking like Poppy when in "Asuna Mode", The Mom of the Doctor Riders, Love Themed Heroine, Peppering her speech with a number of "p-" syllables
- Domains: Doctors, Nurses, Rhythm Games, Dating Sims, Computer Viruses, Pink, Mascots, Costumes, Singing, Slapstick, Love, Pacifism, Motherhood
- Allies: All Ascended Toku Heroes (especially Emu Hojo, Hiiro Kagami, Taiga Hanaya, and Kiriya Kujo)
- Heart Aino, Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury, Karen Minazuki, Mikan Tsumiki, Asia Argento, Asuna Yuuki, Sayaka Maizono, Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Scheetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Tamora Calhoun, Tron, Chiaki Nanami, Karen Kohiruimaki/LLENN, Meteora Österreich, Doki Doki Literature Club, The CPUs, Histoire, Compa
- Enemies: Masamune Dan, SHOCKER, Nobuyuki Sugou, Junko Enoshima, Sark, CLU 2, Nurgle, Typhus, Master Control Program, Turbo/King Candy, Arfoire
- Good Counterpart to: .GIFfany
- Special Relationship: Kuroto Dan (her "son")
- One day in the House of Gaming, one of its tenants noticed an rhythm game that wasn't present before and cautiously (because NOTHING was ever as it seems in the Pantheon) turned it on...which resulted in the videogame appearing and jumping out of the arcade and excitedly looking around her new surroundings. After the brief misunderstanding ended, the video game character was brought before the Courts where she had to introduce herself. The name given? Poppy Pipopapo. Taking a moment to take in so many "p"s, the Courts realized that this was the perfect opportunity to fill in an position that hasn't been really in their minds as of late, but now has the perfect candidate for it. After an certain amount of processing, Poppy was inducted into the Pantheon.
- Poppy Pipopapo a.k.a. Asuna Karino is an official personnel from the Ministry of Health and the mascot character of the DoReMiFa Beat rhythm game and its Bugster. She serves as a navigator for the Riders in their battles against the Bugsters. She was originally planted in CR by Kuroto Dan as a means of gathering data on the Riders, but Parado gave Kuroto misinformation about how perfect Bugsters functioned meant he was also able to keep her there as the Bugster for DoReMiFa Beat, ensuring Kuroto could never complete Kamen Rider Chronicle on his own. After breaking the conditioning, Poppy continued to fight with her friends against the Bugster Virus claiming anymore victims.
- Like from her home world, she is capable of switching between being her Poppy and Asuna personas at will whenever the situation calls for it - depending on which House she's in at the point and time.
- Immediately after ascending, Poppy went to look and see if the other four Doctor Riders from her series have also ascended and was beyond pleased to find this was the case. Now they can actually find the time to play DoReMiFa Beat with her!
- Her reaction to Kuroto Dan being in the Pantheon also was met with her chasing him with a Buggle driver. When explained many gods were unsure of their relationship as Poppy's original host was Kuroto's mother who succumbed to the Bugster virus giving Poppy her complete Bugster status, but as DoReMiFa Beat and by extension Poppy was created by Kuroto no one is 100% sure who between them is the parent and who is the child causing confusion.
- Due to her nature as an benevolent computer virus, Poppy is clearly at odds with the Master Control Program, especially when he learned that she was originally programmed to be an enemy of humanity. MCP views her a malfunctioning being who needs to be reeducated at her true nature. Poppy, who has already defied that fate, swears she will use all of her power to resist him and his beliefs.
- Since she IS officially an licensed caregiver, Asuna spends alot of her time at the House of Health and Diseases, helping where ever she can there.
- As another video game brought into the real world itself, Poppy has found alot of kinship with Meteora, despite being so...peppy compared to the latter. And since Mereora has decided to stay in the real world, Asuna has been helping her get integrated properly and has been teaching her to live and thrive in modern day society.
- Was VERY VERY enthusiastic to learn of and meet up with other good-natured video game characters from an arcade and was more than excited to get to know them in the Pantheon. Frequently, one can find Poppy playing inside of Fix-It Felix Jr, Sugar Rush, and Hero's Duty, and is very happy to allow Ralph, Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun to join her in DoReMiFa Beat.
- Unfortunately, Poppy's association with the four has lead to the ire Turbo/King Candy, whom she sees as a total jerk, in addition to acting too much like Kuroto.
- Once in a while, Chiaki Nanami can be seen playing DoReMiFa Beat in the arcade, more often than not, with Poppy herself mirroring the controls being pressed in the game itself.
- Being a nurse, Asuna naturally takes HIGH OFFENSE to Nurgle's very existence and way of life.
- In an odd way of expressing and maintaining a friendship, Asuna and Karen Kohiruimaki hang out and do normal stuff together in the most average way possible while Poppy and LLENN get up in the most ridiculous of shenanigans possible. Sometimes, with Nico Saiba roping herself in!
- Poppy Pipopapo is widely considered to be the good mirror to .GIFfany. Both are pink, bright, and colorful A.I.s with dating sim motifs, but with those similarities there, the differences are all the more glaring: .GIFfany has no benevolent intentions towards anyone; only wanting the player to herself, while Poppy honestly wants to spread her love for gaming and play DoReMiFa Beat with everyone. Normally, it would troublesome since .GIFfany usually doesn't have a body, making it difficult to physically fight her and catch up to her when she travels by jumping electronic to electronic, however, Poppy has shown the ability to travel between games and different gaming systems without trouble. So, when the day came for the two to encounter each other, .GIFfany took the time taunt Poppy about her uselessness and being just a pathetic set of codes pretending to be a nurse after malfunctioning and failing her purpose, Poppy simply went inside the hardware .GIFfany was in, Henshining before laying the smackdown.Poppy: Your po-pa-pi-pu-penality is deletion.
- Has been helping out Compa with improving her nursing skills as who someone who, you know, didn't flunk out of school and has her license.
- "Costume Change!"
Kou Tokisaka
Kou Tokisaka, God of Addressing People by First Names (Kou-kun)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The Master Core symbol of his Soul Device.
- Theme Song: Seize the Day, X.R.C., Beyond the Day-to-Day.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Celibate Hero, Chick Magnet, Deadpan Snarker, Expy of Rean Schwarzer, First-Name Basis, The Leader, Magic Knight, Ordinary High-School Student, Playing with Fire, Snark Knight, Stock Light-Novel Hero, The Stoic, Sugar-and-Ice Personality, Whip Sword, Has Multiple Part-Time Jobs.
- Domains: Average High-School Student, Good at Multi-Tasking, Amateur Soul Device Wielder, Fire, Greed Hunting.
- Heralds: All non-ascended members of the X.R.C., Towa Kokonoe, Yukino.
- Allies: Shiori Kurashiki, Asuka Hiiragi, Mitsuki Hokuto, Rion Kugayama, Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya, Asuna Yuuki, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts (especially Joker), Kazuma Kiryu, Guts
- Enemies: Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott
- Wary of: The Grand United Alliance of Destruction
- Conflicting Opinion on: Mana Ouma.
- Kou Tokisaka is a seemingly-average high school student who attends Morimiya Academy and has various part-time jobs to make ends meet while his parents are working overseas. His life changed when he saw his classmate Asuka Hiiragi being harassed by delinquents, who then gets suddenly drawn into a mysterious realm called the Eclipse where monsters called Greeds roam. He obtains his Soul Device; Raging Gear, from a mysterious light, which is a gauntlet equipped with an extendable Whip Sword. His Soul Device's default element is Fire, but it can control all the other elements (Spirit, Wind, Steel, and Shadow) if different Master Cores are equipped.
- He also likes to address all people, regardless of affiliation, status, or relationship, with first names. Contradictory to belief, this was not how ascended into the Pantheon. Rather, he found a rather strange gate that looked unfamiliar from his home realm, and after entering it, ended up into the Pantheon. While reacting with confusion at first, he later managed to reunite with the ascended members of the X.R.C.
- He gets along well with Kirito due to the fact that both share similar personalities and motivations. He also gets along well with Kirito's girlfriend Asuna who reminds him a lot of Asuka in a way. He even admits that he has mistaken Asuna for Asuka a couple of times because of their similar looks.
- He has some mixed opinions about Mana Ouma. While he does sympathize with her due to the fact that she shares a similar tragic backstory and circumstance as his Childhood Friend Shiori, he's also thrown off by the fact that she exhibits some very disturbing obsessions towards her brother Shu, and is aware that she harbours the dangerous Apocalypse Virus. He's very cautious about approaching her.
- He's on good terms with the Phantom Thieves of Hearts because both them and the Xanadu Research Club specialize in going into eldritch labyrinths to defeat monsters corrupting people inside. He's been getting along with their leader Joker, who's excellent skill sets and Persona make him a worthy ally to call upon whenever Greeds start invading the pantheon.
- He can also be seen around the Pantheon taking multiple jobs, because during his time in his home realm, he worked for a temp job service to cope with the fact that Shiori was Dead All Along until her resurrection. Nowadays, he mostly does it whenever he's not busy with anything at the moment.
- Gets along very well with Kazuma Kiryu, likely because he resembled a similar Yakuza thug named Eiji Gotou, who also happened to be a reasonable figure. That said, he did feel sorry for him upon learning that he faked his own death in order to not just prevent his family from being hurt, but also to protect the Secret of Onomichi from being leaked. That said, he's also helping him whenever he gets involved in affairs.
- Alongside his friend Asuka and Mitsuki, Kou also considers Sir Isaac Westcott a major threat, since his goal of obtaining powers from Spirits will cause a disaster bigger than the equivalent of the Eclipse itself. Notably, this was one of the few cases where he actually takes this seriously; While he did face great threats such as the Twilight Apostle, he did laugh it off due to it not having a will and acting just like a mindless monster. Issac, on the other hand? The fact that he has an downright god complex has actually startled him. It became worse when he found out that he somehow stole Mio's powers to become a Spirit of Origin. Needless to say, he was certainly relieved but still terrified that he finally was killed off in the mortal realm... but with a smile.
- Due to certain similarities such as the Eclipse and the Apostles, Kou has found some kinship with Guts, who also went through the Eclipse and has also fought Apostles in his life, though they were very different unlike the Apostles from Kou's world.
- "...Jeez, and I just got done with work, too." - Kou, after learning that he has to deal with an unspecified situation again
"Speed-O'-Sound" Sonic
"Speed-O'-Sound" Sonic, God of Redundant Names (Jack o' Lantern Panic, Joint of Bones Panic, _____ of _____ Sonic)
- Intermediate God, but he can reach Greater God if he is motivated enough
- Symbol: His Sword
- Theme Song: Sonic
- Alignment: True Neutral (Can dip into Chaotic Neutral if Saitama is involved)
- Portfolio: Ninja, gets confused for a woman at times, Often injured in hilarious ways, Determined to defeat Saitama but the latter doesn't notice him, Lightning Bruiser, Butt-Monkey, Being super fast, Stalking Saitama in hopes of defeating him
- Domains: Ninjas, Speed, Assassins, Rivalry, Redundancy
- Allies: Ryu Hayabusa, Naruto Uzumaki, Homura, Greninja
- Rivals:
- Main Rivals: Saitama, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barry Allen/The Flash, Tenya Iida
- The ones he doesn't care: Genos, Issei Hyodo, Eren Jeager, Shu Ouma, Other speedsters and Assasins in general
- Enemies: Boros, Shay Patrick Cormac, Agent 47
- Opposes: Johnny and Cassie Cage
- "Speed-O'-Sound" Sonic is a Ninja who often works as a Professional Killer or a Bodyguard, until one fateful day during his job he met Saitama. After being defeated by him in a very particular way, he swore that he would defeat Saitama one day and declared him his rival. When he heard that Saitama ascended as a God, Sonic immediately found his way, looking for a rematch with the Hero. (While having a childish smile through all the way◊.) It ended as you might expected, but the sheer determination of the Ninja earned him a spot, as the god of Redundant Names.
- People tend to mix up his name for how incredibly silly it sounds. Saitama has once called him "Joint of Bones Panic" and other gods quickly started to make fun of it, much to his dismay.
- Sonic caught the attention of the other Sonic when the latter heard that he was incredible fast and because they both have the same name. Both the Ninja and the Hedgehog agreed to participate in a competition to see who is faster.
- Immediately after that race, he got caught up in a race with a runner with engines in his thighs. After losing this one due to a combination of fatigue and his opponent's Explosive Overclocking, he holds some resentment toward Tenya Iida.
- He was surprised that there were people around here who sound suspiciously like him, such as Issei Hyodo, Shu Ouma or Eren Jaeger. For the moment, he has been interested in challenging these fellows, only after dealing with Saitama first.
- As his name implies, he is incredibly fast, which caught the attention of various Speedsters like him. He really doesn't care about them, except for maybe The Flash, who is claimed to be the fastest in the Pantheon.
- Has been the unfortunate victim of a Groin Attack in his first encounter with Saitama, and has since developed a distaste for those who go for below-the-belt attacks. This particularly goes for both Johnny Cage and his Daughter.
- This incident is labeled by some of his followers as "Sonic and Knuckles"◊, much to his annoyance.
- Frequently confused for a woman, given his feminine looks. He really doesn't care about these comments.
- Although many rumor that the he was punched so hard by Saitama that he turned into a woman. He doesn't find this funny at all.
- Has surprisingly made friends with various Ninjas in the pantheon, like Ruy Hayabusa or Naruto Uzumaki. It's a nice change of pace for him, as he does want to relax before getting ready to confront Saitama.
- However, a particular Shinobi that caught his attention was Homura of the Crimsom Squad, who is also obsessed with defeating her Rival, Asuka. He thinks she is a wonderful sparing partner and encourages her to defeat Asuka with all of she has. Homura on the other hand, doesn't think the same about Sonic's situation, as even she would think twice in confronting Saitama.
- He works as a professional assassin whenever the price is right, earning him a lot of rivals in the bussiness (That he doesn't care of). However, one that caught his attention was Agent 47, who he thought he was one member of the Paradise Group that got away. He plans to finish the job but 47 already told him that he won't play nice.
- Has butted heads with Genos numerous times, given that the cyborg is under the training of his rival. However, many think that they look like two angry girls fighting for a man, even to the point that Sonic actually is fighting for the love of Saitama. None of the parties find this funny at all.
Uther the Lightbringer
Uther the Lightbringer, God of Cool-Sounding Surnames (Uther Lightbringer, The Lightbringer, Lord Uther, Sir Uther, the First paladin, Grand Master of the Silver Hand, Uther the Painbringer, Arthur Light, The Paladin, Riddledin, Christmas Tree Paladin and variants of "X" Paladin, Uther of the Ebon Blade)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His Trusty Hammer and a book he always carries
- Theme Song: JUSTICE
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: The first Paladin in existance, A Father to His Men, Cool Old Guy, Healing Hands, Honorable person, Knight in Shining Armor, Light 'em Up, Magic Paladin, Noble Bigot, One of the oldest members of the Alliance, Killed Off for Real
- Domains: Light, War, Justice, Cool sounding Titles
- Allies:
- Fellow Blizzard deities: Jaina Proudmoore, Turalyon, Alleria Windrunner, Malfurion Stormrage, Tyrande Whisperwind, Alexstrasza, Ysera, Nozdormu, The Nephalems, Yrel, Murky, Jim Raynor, Nova Terra, Zeratul, Tassadar, Tyrael, The Lost Vikings, Harth Stonebrew, Tracer
- Other Allies: Artix Von Krieger, Palutena, Daniel Fortesque, Purist Thunderwrath, Almaz von Almandine Adamant, Cecil Harvey, Sora, Madoka Kaname, Kenshiro, Artoria Pendragon, CAPTAIN GORDON, Cosmos, Asura, Augus, Azir, Jeanne D'Arc, Luka, Arthur, Paul Bunyan
- Rivals: Hercules
- Enemies: Arthas Menethil (His former Protégé), Kel'thuzad, Deathwing, Nefarian, Gul'dan, Garrosh Hellscream, Diablo, Leoric, Chernabog, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, Kano, Melkor, Lucifer YHVH, Satan, Mard Geer Tartaros
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Thrall, Vol'jin, Lor'themar Theron, Baine Bloodhoof, Grommash Hellscream, Illidan Stormrage, Sylvanas Windrunner, Kael'thas Sunstrider
- Mentor to: Sayaka Miki, Orihime Inoue, Asia Argento, Wendy Marvell, Josuke Higashikata, Yoshika Miyafuji, Lucina, Jaune Arc, Audino, Leeroy Jenkins (The last one is a little complicated.)
- Conflicting Opinion: Genn Greymane
- Lord Uther the Lightbringer was the first Paladin to grace Azeroth, and one of the most powerful of his time. Formerly the High priest of Artix Von Krieger, he eventually managed to get a spot in the Pantheon as the god of Cool-Sounding Surnames.
- The ascension of Uther was a sight to behold. It started with a giant Golden Light that fell on the Pantheon. Outside of it came Uther, ready to bring some justice to the Pantheon and uttering one of his more known Quotes:
Well Met! - Acts like a big force of influence and hope for most of the GUAG that even the likes of Cosmos, Artix, and even Madoka admire him for it. Uther is very grateful for this kind of treatment, but insists that he shouldn't be put on a pedestal.
- Believe or not, he is an author. One of his most famous works is The Book "The Light and How to Swing it". Many Theorize that's the book he always carries. His explanation?" My church is the field of battle, I mean why do you think I always carry this book around? My health?"
- When she heard of an Uther having recently ascended, Arturia had mistakenly believed that his father, Uther Pendragon, has found her way into the Pantheon. She was confused when she met Uther, and then dissapointed that he wasn't her father. They became good friends since, but she can't help but see some kind of Father figure in the Paladin.
- Uther has since taken the job of instructing newcomers on how the Pantheon works and usually teaches them how to properly behave in here. Apparently, he's also done this in the Nexus, where he taught Jim Raynor the rules of that place. He usually tells people not to think too hard about how things work in the Pantheon as they usually don't make much sense.
- In adittion to that, he also took it upon himself to teach others about the Light and train them to become extraordinary Paladins. So far, he has taken under his wing a couple of the young healers And priests to improve their skills, and he is planning to induct them to the New Order of The Silver Hand.
- He tries to be more rigorous and strict with his pupils because he doesn't want them to end up like a certain Lich King.
- One paladin he denied training, however, is Leeroy Jenkins. Uther can only look at him in disbelief for a moment before starting a rant about how "Back in my day, patience and forethought was an essential part of being a Paladin" and how Leeroy is a liability on any battlefield. He's offered to retrain Leeroy, but so far, the reckless youngster is having none of it.
- In adittion to that, he also took it upon himself to teach others about the Light and train them to become extraordinary Paladins. So far, he has taken under his wing a couple of the young healers And priests to improve their skills, and he is planning to induct them to the New Order of The Silver Hand.
- Is in no way related with Lucifer, given he is also named "The Lightbringer". He doesn't want to be asociated with such a despicable being like the Morningstar.
- On the other hand, he gets along pretty well with his son Luka and is actually impressed with his skills. Uther is planning to make him his next personal protégé, but this time he will be much more careful with him, since he doesn't want to repeat what happenned with Arthas, given Luka's dark powers. Luka promised Lord Uther that he will always be loyal to him.
- Altough they say they reformed from his savage days, he still doesn't trust the members of the Horde, especially the Orcs. He keeps an eye on them if they even try to do anything funny, but Jaina and Thrall are trying to convince Uther that the old conflicts of the second War are over. Still, it won't be easy to convice Uther when there are certain Evil Orcs running around, like Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka or Gul'dan."Adding 'new' to the Horde's name doesn't absolve you for your sins, you know"
- On the other Hand, he isn't much better with the blood elves especially after hearing a certain rumor…
"By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves are planning to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it." - His opinion on the Blood Elves wasn't helped by the fact that they imprisoned and tortured a Naaru to forcibly gain Light blessed powers. Only the fact that M'uru willingly let them capture him to redeem them holds back the Paladin's hammer.
- Is not too very happy of the evolution of his home franchise, saying that the games were much more enjoyable before."What the? What happened to that silver hand in the sky? Seriously, Order of the Weird Space Triangle doesn't have nearly the same ring to it."
- But, he does enjoy this card game that everyone seem to be playing right now. It's actually one of the few times when he can get on with an orc without any problems, but people say that he is too secretive with his decks lately. And he is even training Murlocs to be his personal minions!
- It was said that despite serving the lights, Uther also has a wide array of secrets. While most of them are pretty normal or even bad, they can be extremely lethal and powerful from the call of a Mysterious Challenger (Who are we talking about? None of your bussiness).
- It got to the point that people started calling Uther, "Christmas Tree", given on how he can summon a lot of secrets at once, as Rexxar can attest to.
- He is surprised to hear that many gods around the Pantheon sound suspiciously like him. That's why he befriended fellow hero CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH! for their great sense of Justice. On the other hand, he is disgusted with other people who sound like him, particularly the treacherous Kano.
- Even if they're allies Johanna the Crusader doesn't see paladins fondly because in her home crusaders are pretty much an upgrade to paladins so they don't get corrupted to evil, and with realms like that of her home it's easy to corrupt Paladins, so they went through utter hardships. Uther's reply?"Please, i was swinging the light while you were in short pants"
- Many are astonished to find others in the Nexus very similar to Uther in appearance, one of which name Arthur Light◊ who happens to be a Lumberjack. Well of course, He's a Lumberjack and he's OK.
- A Terran backup medic◊ using advanced technology with similar abilities to Uther has also been seen.
- For someone who claims to be a herald of the Light, he considers YHVH a disgrace to it. It's so bad he's willing to cooperate with fellow Orcs and Demons if he ever threatens the Pantheon.
- In the ocurrance that Uther is killed in action, his spirit will emerge from his body and start healing allies before he passes on. However, the Pantheon doesn't have the same rules as The Nexus, so he's trying to work around this problems.
- Because he was killed pretty soon after Arthas's rise as a Death Knight, he did miss quite of the important events in his homeland. Namely, The Alliance being a much bigger and diverse force and how some of his people ended up. Altough he isn't particularly Happy about how the young and peaceful Jaina Proudmoore ended up becoming a Shadow of herself or how his long time friend and fellow paladin Bolvar Fordragon became the new Lich King after Arthas' demise.
- As does the return of Turalyon, but it's more or less rather sad that he didn't live to see his friend's return, along with his wife Alleria. That's why when he greeted them in the gates of the Pantheon, Uther made sure to treasure that moment for good.
- He was actually impressed with Arthur of Nohr, he never thought that someone who failed the test of Paladins due to unnatural bad luck, has the bombastic makings like Leeroy Jenkins, would actually be very insightful about justice and knows the subtle difference between it and vengeance, which was the basis why he and most humans around his era still hate Orcs. While Uther's distaste to Orcs would prove harder to cleanse, he took the talk with Arthur with utmost attention.
- There are tales of a universe where Uther gave up on the Light and became a servant of the Lich King in order to exact Justice on both Jaina and Arthas for the culling of Stratholme. It's unclear what happened in their confrontation, but this Uther was more of an Anti-Villain compared to the other Death Knights and after potentially taking over the role of the Lich King, Uther would only punish the wicked in death as their Judge, Jury, and Executioner, a similar role that his friend Bolvar took.
- "The Light abandons no man!"
Lesser Gods
James Bond
James Bond, God of Secret Agents and Surname-Full Name Introductions (Mr. Bond, 007, Agent 007, 7777, Royal Navy Commander James Bond, CMG, RNVR, Peter Franks, David Somerset, Sir Hilary Bray, David Barlow, Frank Westmacott, Mark Hazard, Mr. Jones, Francisco Scaramanga, Robert Sterling, Charles Moreton, James St. John Smythe, James Stock, Jerzy Bondov, James Boldman, Arlington Beech, "Mickey Mouse", Problem Eliminator, Sexist Misogynist Dinosaur, Jimbo)
- Lesser God (has Intermediate God authority)
- Symbol: The 007 logo◊ and the Bond Gun Barrel
- Theme Music: His individual movie themes
- Leitmotif: "James Bond Theme" (Monty Norman, John Barry, and David Arnold versions, among other variations) and "007"
- Alignment: Chaotic Good, bordering on Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio:
- Trope Namer/Trope Codifier of: The Epitome of a Fictional Secret Agent, Snarking Upon Deceased Enemies, Served Dinner by his Enemies, Pointing Guns At the Camera (or Downright Shooting), Introduces Himself Like a Boss, Action-Packed Opening Scenes, Tuxedo-Clad and Martini-Drinking Spy, Codified Spy Drama, Always Returns... and Will Let You Know It
- General Tropes: Pursues Women To Satisfy His Lust, Action Hero, Badass in a Nice Suit, Has the Codename '007', Drives Many Cool Cars, Especially Aston Martins, Genius Bruiser, Has A Scar Down His Right Cheek, Mr. Fanservice, The Pornomancer, Loves Vodka Martini... Shaken, Not Stirred, Drives Just About Every Vehicle, Half-Scottish
- Incarnations: Anti-Hero, Bad Liar, Immune to Drugs (Literary), The Original And Most Famous Bond, Smokes (Connery), Chivalrous Pervert, Ladykiller in Love, Wore a Kilt (Lazenby), More Humourous Than Most Bonds, Captain Crash, The Dandy, Weirdness Magnet (Moore), The Atoner, Grand Romantic Gesture Guy (Dalton), Badass Driver, Cheshire Cat Grin, Pungeon Master (Brosnan), Bruiser with a Soft Center, Byronic Hero, Knight in Sour Armor (Craig)
- Domains: Espionage, Gunshots, Cars, Gadgets, Spying, Charm, One-Liners, Lust
- Heralds: Tracy di Vicenzo Bond (his classic continuity wife), Felix Leiter (his Transatlantic Equivalent), Madeleine Swann (his Second Love from the reboot continuity)
- High Priest: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin/Agent Galahad
- Followers: Finn McMissile, Nikita, Dash Justice, Jack Ryan, the Ronin mercenary team, Simon Templar, Loid and Yor Forger
- Allies:
- The GUAG Intelligence Division and other espionage agents: Nick Fury (his Pantheon superior), Ahsoka Tano, Liara T'soni, Natasha Romanova/Black Widow, Norman Jayden, Shuichi Akai, Jack Bauer, Solid Snake, Temperance Brennan and Seeley Booth, Petty the Platypus, Kim Possible, Sam, Clover & Alex, Gru (and his herald Lucy), Secret Squirrel
- Others: Every good-aligned deity in the Houses of Heroism and Law and Justice (mileage may vary), all ascended superheroes (especially Batman), Lisbeth Salander and the good-aligned Technological Experts, all good-aligned Gundam deities (especially Lacus Clyne and Relena Darlian), Indiana Jones, the Doctor and all good-aligned Doctor Who deities, The Incredibles, Edna Mode, Tintin, Soichiro Yagami, Captain Haddock, Chuck Bartowski, Kung Lao, the Lyoko Gang, Agent J and K, Harry Potter, Kenzo Tenma, Roger Thornhill, Alicia Huberman, Roald Dahl, The GUAG Relationship Enchancers
- Vitriolic Best Buds with: Austin Powers (formerly one-sided rival/Worthy Opponent), Drax the Destroyer, Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin
- Rivals: Sterling Archer, Sherlock Holmes, Rei Furuya/Bourbon, Hit, Katsumi Daido/Kamen Rider Eternal
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Dr. Evil, Jack Sparrow, L, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Huang Lee, Raymond Reddington
- Enemies:
- House of Crime and Transgressions: James Moriarty, Al Capone, Jack The Ripper, the Black Organization (in particular Gin), John Doe, Vito and Michael Corleone, the Slavers (can turn into (Friendly Enemy on occasion for Vito), Barracuda
- House of Villainy: The Four Horsemen (especially Johan), Hydra, Wilson Fisk/The Kingpin, Gary Smith, Chairman Drek, The Baroness, The Penguin, Zoran Lazarević, Gihren Zabi, Lex Luthor, Giovanni, Imran Zakhaev, Gozaburo Kaiba
- Others: All serial killers, crime lords and evil organization leaders, Light Yagami, Hannibal Lecter, Dr. Gero/Android 20, Voldemort, the Joker, the Sibyl System, Big Brother, Shocker (especially Mr. Titan), Michael Myers, Megatron
- Abhorrent Admirers: Queen Medb, Slan, the Aesland sisters, Asmodeus, Harley Quinn, Queen Medb, Quinella
- Respects: All good-aligned detectives in the Pantheon regardless of morality leanings, especially Near
- Special Connection: Sean Connery (former Avatar; Bond takes his form when necessary)
- Opposes: John Wick, Agent 47, John Marston
- Flings: Selina Kyle/Catwoman, Miyo Takano, Sae Nijima, Emma Frost
- Pities: Peachy
- Annoyed by: Swiper the Fox
- In the early days of the Pantheon, crime rates courtesy of Nebulous Evil Organizations were at an all-time high, with the top hitters Hydra and Shocker reigning over American operations and Asian operations respectively. Nameless intelligence operatives targeting them were getting assassinated left and right. One day, the Pantheon Ascensions office and Court of the Gods made the call to a certain universe's Secret Intelligence Service. It was 'a call that changed the world'. News of the call shook the criminal world after its contents were divulged by a counter-intelligence operative for Hydra, and a number was name dropped. The number in question? 007. Every Elaborate Underground Base was looked over, every Kill Sat was checked for bombs, every Absurdly High-Stakes Game got double security, every Double Reverse Quadruple Agent except The Spy called in sick, and every Femme Fatale suddenly felt the need for a smoke and a cold shower. Their fears were proven right when an Aston Martin DB10 drove right through the express lanes of the under construction Janus Checkpoints and stopped in front of the House of Investigative Work. The man who stepped out of the car said:Bond: Let's get to work.
- Born to Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix Bond in Scotland, James Bond's parents died in a climbing accident in the French Alps. He spent most of his early life in Switzerland and Germany with education in both the French and German languages, and also enrolled in Eton College and the University of Geneva. In his early adulthood, Bond enlisted in the Royal Navy where he became a decorated Naval Intelligence officer with endorsements from many chief petty officers and warrant officers. He would then transfer to MI6 in his early 30s and after several years of valued services, became the youngest agent with Double-O status - meaning he has a licence to kill. While talented at basically everything, Bond is prone to disobeying orders and going rogue, and that's led to years of missions that has formed the archetypal secret agent: a charming, suave tuxedo-wearing ace with a penchant for wines and hidden gadgets.
- Has slept with most of the Goddesses in the Pantheon, unless they're too young. Or in the case of Miaka Yuuki, has Virgin Power. That's something not even Zapp can say. Is currently trying to make Shizuru his latest conquest, but is failing. That's okay as he loves a challenge. Is also half monk, half hitman, which really does call his genealogy into question. Eternal rival of would-be casanovas Zapp Brannigan, Master Roshi and Johnny Bravo, though Bond doesn't really notice. Also an idol of Barney Stinson.
- Still, there are a few women that seem too dangerous for him to bed, like Queen Medb (tends to reacting deadly to infidelity; to her chagrin, as she loves strong, capable warriors like Bond), Harley Quinn (sociopath with a possessive and dangerous criminal boyfriend), Quinella (seduces people in order to brainwash them), and whoever "good" suitors would be in the House of Demons.
- While the Neptunia deities are eye-catching, Bond prefers not to go on them given they're mostly machine and their true forms are very young girls. He has shown some pity for Yellow Heart, who was abducted and forced into evil - not unlike some of the women 007 met, like the sex slave Severine and the heiress-turned-vilainess Elektra King.
- Even if part of Bond's persona is his womanizing, the Pantheon decided to correct one of the biggest tragedies of his life and put as one of his heralds his wife Tracy Bond, who was shot dead on the way to their honeymoon. One of his recurring allies, Felix Leiter, and the one Bond Girl\Woman who managed to return between movies, Madeleine Swann.
- Given his MI6 support is yet to be ascended, Bond was forced to look for replacements. He joined the GUAG Intelligence Division, answering directly to Nick Fury. To have another Q, Bond went into the House of Technology, and while there Lisbeth Salander deemed him familiar, approached 007, and a courtesy lay later, accepted to do any hacking work he might need. Many of Lisbeth's housemates in the Technological Experts sub-house were honored to meet such a legendary character and have moved forward to providing Bond with cool cars and gadgets for his missions. They don't even mind that they usually aren't returned in good conditions.
- As the most famous spy of fiction, Bond was soon approached by many secret agents and detectives, many of whom are delighted that 007 is now in their House.
- He even turned out to accept Austin Powers, who is clearly a parody of himself (specially as Powers' former nemesis Dr. Evil has 007's own Arch-Enemy Blofeld as a high priest; Evil himself said he has given up on lawbreaking, but Bond still keeps a close eye on him lest he falls back).
- Sterling Archer, who follows/mocks the Bond formula a bit too close, has become a rival of sorts. Bourbon is also trying to prove his superiority to 007.
- 007 was amused that one of his imitators was a giant rodent, the Secret Squirrel, and during their first conversation, Bond asked if his superiors could make a dinner jacket version of that trenchcoat that seemingly stores everything.
- The WOOHP Spies do all they can to work with Bond, who has also accepted to teach them whatever they need. 007 noticed they seem infatuated by his presence, but given Alex, Clover and Sam are still high schoolers, he does his best to dismiss it - better than be caught romancing teenagers!
- The two candidates for "World's Greatest Detective" have different approaches to Bond: Batman is a fan even if he does not kill and hates guns, helped by being raised by a former British soldier, and has provided 007 with some of his gadgets; but Sherlock Holmes is trying his best to prove to Bond that his approach relying only on brains and deduction is better than the investigation with gizmos and brutality.
- Chuck Bartowski looks up to Bond, who while he thinks he's too soft to be a real spy, commends the skills he possesses and how to apply them in unconventional ways.
- Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin, being spies who rode on Bond's coattails and downright had input from 007's creator, earned his attention and he made sure to congratulate their ascension, but the U.N.C.L.E. agents are on two minds regarding Bond, especially his treatment of women and brutal methods. Still, one can find the three men sharing drinks and exchanging Cold War stories.
- Already liked by superheroes for being a cultural icon who even without powers is endurable and capable of stopping crime, Bond became specially close to The Incredibles, as he recognized their adventures as heavily influenced by his own during the 60s. Edna Mode is even thinking about branching out to highly-equipped tuxedos for 007.
- One group that eluded Bond was the Guardians of the Galaxy: Star-Lord pushed Gamora away before she fell for him, leading a puzzled Rocket and Groot to follow them. So all that was left was Drax, and both became slightly suspicious of each other since Bond usually sees guys of that body type as henchmen (and Drax himself seemed familiar), and Drax wasn't too inspired by 007's rude-yet-polite persona. Yet both appear willing to work together if the situation calls for it.
- Assassins are more of a mixed bag compared to spies, with hitmen such as Agent 47, Hit and Katsumi Daido often going after people who Bond intended to capture or use for information. At most he accepts Ezio, who admittedly has good intentions.
- When Bond's covertness is questioned (there is even a theory that Bond is supposed to be less of a spy than a troubleshooter that attacks first, asks questions later by picking up what the enemy left in their response), given he introduces himself with his full name, goes after every woman he meets, causes a trail of damage everywhere, drinks on the job, etc., 007 shuts them up by questioning how many world-endangering threats they stopped.
- Being a Long Runner, Bond at times had to keep up with other heroes that appeared in his off-years. Two of those have become his friends, Indiana Jones (who even admits 007 is sort of a father to him) and Jason Bourne (who questions Bond's investigation methods, but eventually got as 007 even incorporated some of Bourne's mannerisms in his reinvention).
- Likes to have a drink with Roger Thornhill, who Bond admires for having survived an ordeal fit for a spy like him with barely any former training. Both being cases of a Sharp-Dressed Man who got a Femme Fatale Spy's attention also helped! Sometimes they are joined in by Alicia Huberman, whose experience infiltrating enemy groups and seducting adversaries makes her a natural fit for the conversation.
- At times has to do his regular check-up in the House of Health and Diseases. They are impressed at how his body seem to be mostly scar tissue, and prefer not to disclose how many sexually-transmitted diseases Bond has contracted over the years.
- Bond metamorphoses into a new form every few years, which some gods find bewildering despite knowing the out-of-universe reasons. However, every form he takes is unfailingly handsome and charming, so the ladies aren't complaining. He even learned to somehow change his appearance freely between his six avatars to become harder to track.
- Prefers to spend his time with human, humanoid and such deities, as Bond wants to make his experience more grounded and level-headed, lest he can't make sense of anything anymore (which would be terrible for a man whose job requires deduction and quick thinking). At times he's challenged by things such as frequently stumbling upon an annoying fox who deems itself a master thief, or being pursued by a giant robot - after all, Megatron's original alt form was a Walther pistol similar to Bond's, making him abhor 007 even more than other humans.
- Upon hearing of Near and his journey of defeating Kira without even going out into the sunlight for field research himself, he was impressed and even invited him over for a game of chess…which Near bested Bond in. He also apologizes to Near for meeting Panty Anarchy, who was…charmed, by Near's childish looks, so to say.
- Has shown himself able to pilot any vehicle on land, water and air, plus a space shuttle, and thus is a highly requested driving teacher and invited to races of many kinds. Ever since Lacus Clyne had a brief fling with him (which Kira accepted because well, it's James Bond liking his girl!) and introduced Bond to the Gundam deities, some wonder if he'll show the same ability piloting mechas.
- Frequently seen drinking some Vodka Martinis, shaken not stirred, at the House of Alcohol. As such, it's not had to see him getting intimate with Cana Alberona. His constant patronage made the House also install a table to let others play Baccarat and Poker with 007.
- Has found plenty of people to avoid or put under investigation (totalitarians, sociopaths, terrorists, etc.) in the Pantheon - Bond even paraphrased an old uttering of his to say "Our Houses are full of people who think they're Napoleon or God." A few of those are manipulators who consider 007's old foes "stupid folks" and want to show him what a true menace is. One is Hannibal Lecter, who deemed the snarky, brute womanizer as someone who'd be fun to break apart by talking.
- History shows that Bond is not above requesting the assistance of mobsters and other criminals, so he is willing to work with crooks who are well-intentioned (Huang Lee), have some morals (Red), or are too weird to be considered a threat (Jack Sparrow, L). He is still wary of John Wick and John Marston, who might be retired but seem as two loose cannons.
- Has high respect for Kung Lao, specially as him being a deity for killer hats keeps Oddjob out of the Pantheon, and Gru, for learning that supervillainy is not a way of life and even delving into espionage.
- Expressed approval for Gumball Watterson's attempt to mimic him, if only because it made Bond laugh.
- Being one of the most famous British characters, was soon hanging out with Harry Potter and Doctor Who.
- Tintin just had to meet Bond as his life is also a succession of globetrotting journeys, often to stop crime. As they got together, Capt. Haddock joined in and challenged 007 to a drinking competition, which didn't go well for him as Haddock was soon very drunk and angry before passing out, while Bond seemingly holds his liquor very well.
- As an enforcer of sorts, is always present at the House of Justice, although the Wright Anything Agency deems him a bit too reliant in his license to kill - and dead lawbreakers cannot get to court! Athena at first was distrustful of him, as she does with every spy, but eventually figured out he has good intentions. And accepted Bond's invitation for dinner.
- Considers Roald Dahl sort of a Cool Uncle, as Dahl served with Bond's creator Ian Fleming in World War II, is also quite The Casanova, and wrote the script for You Only Live Twice.
- Pulls double-duty at the House of Investigative Work.
Min Min
Min Min, Goddess of Repetitive Names (The Ramen Bomber)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A stylized "麺", the traditional Chinese character for noodles
- Theme Music: Ramen Bowl
- Alignment: Between True Neutral and Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Chef of Iron, Anime Chinese Girl
- Domains: Ramen, Combat
- High Priest: Humbert Humbert
- Allies: Chun-Li, Naruto Uzumaki, Kirby, Captain Falcon, Kafuu Chino, Maya Fey, Ryuji Sakamoto, Rin Hoshizora
- Enemies: Galeem & Dharkon, Chin
- Min Min is the poster girl for Mintendo Noodle House, which is owned by her family and of which she is a chef for. She is also one of a handful of individuals who has the ability to utilize ARMS, which can stretch out someone’s arms to a greater-than-normal length and in this case, her arms are made of noodles. Of the ARMS she can use, they are Dragon (which can fire lasers and get stronger under certain conditions), Megawatt (a heavy and electric weapon), and Ramram (a ring that can curve its trajectory; of note is after putting Ramram and Min Min together, the end result sounds like Ram-Min Ram-Min).
- As Min Min was getting ready to close up shop for a night, she noticed a letter on a table and upon opening it, noticed that there was free space available to open up a shop at a place far away from where she was. After resting up, Min Min decided to head out to where this “free space” was and after a couple days of travel, she arrived where the “free space” was and discovered that there was a brawl between some thugs over who gets ownership of it. Just as things started to get violent and the contest was at risk of getting canceled, Min Min’s ARMS abilities were put to use and the goons were taken out of the picture. As gratitude for getting things under control, Min Min was allowed that “free space” for the building, which ended up being a secondary Mintendo Noodle House and Min Min has spent some time in this Pantheon following it.
- Following the establishment of a Mintendo Noodle House in the Pantheon, it ended up being a popular hang-out for those looking to have some ramen. Someone who regularly visits the place is Naruto Uzumaki, who has a very strong liking towards ramen. The two have had a few friendly sparring matches to hone their respective skills and while Min Min did fight against Ninjara, another ARMS user a few times, she finds Naruto to be a lot more adept in terms of combat capabilities. Of course, the two have worked together a few times whenever they’re ambushed during said sparring matches or if a nasty fight is about to break out at Mintendo Noodle House that could cause significant damage if left unchecked.
- One other ramen-lover who frequents the place was Maya Fey, who considers the place to be one of her favorite restaurants to stop by in addition to burgers. Given how much Maya likes to eat in general (especially in regards to the aforementioned food), she’s hopeful that Mintendo Noodle House will add ramen burgers to their menu even if it’s very unlikely. Ryuji Sakamoto of the Phantom Thieves of Heart has also made a number of stops to the place and told Sojiro Sakura, who owns Cafe Leblanc, about it, prompting the latter to learn a bit about it. As far as potential competition is concerned, Sojiro isn’t too worried at that prospect given that he and Min Min have different types of restaurants (along with not holding anything against her as a person). The idea of selling curry ramen is something that’s likely to cross the mind of both Sojiro and Min Min at some point.
- Min Min wasn’t the only deity who operated a business run by her own family. While Kafuu Chino was getting ready to open up Rabbit House for a day, she was getting a bit miffed that Hoto Cocoa wandered off again and as she looked for Cocoa, Chino found her inside Mintendo Noodle House. Chino then met Min Min and learned that not only was Min Min the face of that noodle house, but that said restaurant was family-owned. Following that meeting (and a few words towards Cocoa on not going around aimlessly again), Chino befriended Min Min given their dedication on keeping a family business afloat. Cocoa has even considered suggesting a cute Chinese animal as a supplementary mascot for the noodle house much like how Tippy, Chino’s pet Angora rabbit, is the face of Rabbit House, but that idea was quickly shot down by Chino.
- As someone who has Chinese heritage, it didn’t take all that long for Min Min to find other Chinese deities in the Pantheon. One particularly good friend from China that he managed to make was Chun-Li, who was very combat-capable especially in regards to her kicks. While Min Min’s primary means of fighting comes from her ability to use ARMS, she is adept at kicking, even if it isn’t to the same extent as Chun-Li. Chun-Li has given Min Min a few tips on how to make her kicks more effective for the possibility that her ARMS aren’t enough for Min Min to defeat someone.
- Unfortunately, Min Min ended up being a target of Chin solely because she is Chinese and he wants to make sure that everyone and everything related to China is annihilated. His crusade led him to Mintendo Noodle House where he proceeded to wreck the place until Min Min and a few combat-capable patrons drove him out. Min Min finds Chin to be too dangerous to be around and as a result of that incident, made him one of very few entities in the Pantheon to be banned from going anywhere near that noodle house. Of course, if Chin does attempt to cause a ruckus there again, then Min Min and anyone in the restaurant that can find won’t hesitate to kick him out again.
- Even if Mintendo Noodle House can be considered a successful business, Min Min does harbor some resentment towards Ribbon Girl, an Idol Singer who was able to achieve success fairly quickly. It’s not really considered to be a crippling grudge by any means, though Min Min still doesn’t like it whenever she finds someone who achieves success very fast, especially if it’s through unsavory methods (methods that, as far as anyone is aware of, Ribbon Girl never tried to use), nor if someone is willing to use jealousy as an excuse to put others in danger. Having heard of others who have harbored resentment towards someone over success but have since put it to rest (as was the case with Hazel’s relation with Saffron), Min Min has given some thought on putting her resentment of Ribbon Girl behind, even if there’s uncertainty of if that will come to pass.
- On the subject of idols, there’s a good number of them in the Pantheon and the majority of them have proven to be successful. Provided that those idols aren’t actively antagonistic, Min Min doesn’t really hold anything against them even if she’s a bit annoyed that there’s a lot of people trying to follow Ribbon Girl’s career path. One idol who took a liking towards Min Min was Rin Hoshizora after the latter visited the restaurant while on tour with the rest of μ's. Ramen is pretty much Rin’s favorite food and she was impressed with what Min Min makes and has been a regular customer since then.
- She ended up being one of several characters (along with a few other ARMS users) to get caught in the crossfire of Galeem’s attack, rendering her a Spirit. Well after that incident ended, she ended up being a proper participant of the Smash tournament and her strongest attack has her summoning other ARMS users to attack other combatants before she finishes them off. While she is still annoyed about the whole incident related to Galeem and Dharkon (though she is more than willing to work with other Smash participants in stopping another rampage instigated by the abominations to get some payback on the two), Min Min was able to get some additional customers for the noodle house, with Kirby and Captain Falcon being some of them.
- With her participating in a sport that amounts to long-range fantasized boxing, Min Min ended up finding out about the more normal variant of the sport thanks to watching some Pantheonic boxing matches that had Little Mac on TV in her restaurant. It came as a bit of a surprise at first for the WVBA boxers that Little Mac has fought against (and a few other boxers not associated with WVBA) to learn of a long-range boxing event, and even after getting accustomed to that idea, they still find it weird that such a thing exists. While long-range boxing events haven’t been fully set in stone in the Pantheon thus far, variants of basketball and volleyball have been established in the House of Sports, of which Min Min has sometimes participated in.
Rad Dudesman
Captain Rad Profit Danger Trouble Dudesman, God of Metaphorical Middle Names
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His Cool Ship, the Lovely Duck
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: An Anti-Hero who has a metaphorical name and is Only in It for the Money, duck person, notoriously ungrateful, token morally ambiguous teammate
- Domains: Mercenaries, Smugglers, Names
- Herald: His ship's AI, Pyxi
- Allies: The Corpus
- Odd Friendship: Blizz
- Enemies: Zs'Skayr, Kuphulu
- Rivals: Felix, Kano
- Opposed By: Harry Potter, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
- Conflicting Opinion: Ben Tennyson, Dr. Viktor
- This mercenary and smuggler for hire is often known to imply that his middle name is either Trouble, Danger, or Profit. The thing is, he really isn't wrong in these claims, because they are ALL legitimately his middle names. Yes, really.
- Rad is capable of working for just about anyone, provided that the money is good. Those looking to hire him, however, should be made aware of his notorious ungratefulness. Ben Tennyson is able to attest to this, having gotten the silent treatment from him, been thrown out of his ship's airlock, and been punched in the face all for accidentally breaking a ship part and later saving him after using his ship to break into Zs'Skayr's castle.
- Long story short, Rad's ship means everything to him. Do NOT mess with his ship.
- If Rad is willing to thank anyone, it would be his mother. If not for her having given him his name, he would not have been able to ascend in the first place.
- When Rad was stranded on Anur Transyl along with Ben and Plumbers, Rook Blonko and Hobble, Zs'Skayr and Kuphulu caused a lot of trouble for him. Kuphulu kidnapped him and the Plumbers, ambushing Ben when he came to rescue them, and Zs'Skayr worked with Lord Transyl to take control over the populace. Rad ended up becoming a victim of this himself.
- He isn't entirely sure how he feels about Dr. Viktor, though. While he was involved in Zs'Skayr's scheme, at least initially, he is also the one who ultimately thwarted his plans.
- Oddly enough, Rad seems to get along fairly well with Blizz. One would think that a ship such as Rad's would set off the Jawa's curious nature like none other, but he still manages to keep his hands to himself, at least for the most part. The both of them are also aliens in small stature with a fondness for heavy weaponry.
- Rad is not particularly well-liked by Harry Potter or Peter Parker due to his notoriously ungrateful attitude and only being in his business for the money.
- Many deities of the Pantheon are perplexed by Rad's chosen herald. Appointed to the position is the AI of the Lovely Duck, Pyxi. It is unable to move beyond the ship and can only be understood by Rad, who will serve as a translator if necessary, and if he wants to.
- Reportedly, Rad has done many jobs for the Corpus. These typically involve his usual deliveries and acquisitions. He's made a lot of money working for them.
- Like Rad, Felix and Kano are known to do just about any job asked of them as long as it pays enough. As such, they're often competing for the best and most lucrative job deals. Perhaps the only thing keeping Rad from making more than them most of the time, however, is that fact that even someone just as in it for the money as them thinks that they can go too far.
- Notable ducks of the Pantheon such as Donald and Daffy Duck have asked Rad if he really is a duck or not. Truthfully, he's more of a duck-like alien than anything.
- Rad is commonly known to frequent the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine. The denizens of the cantina learned the hard way very quickly never to underestimate him. He is FAR from "just a duck." Sometimes, due to Kuphulu also being a frequenter of the cantina, they cannot resist the urge to start a bar fight.
Demigods
Amy Pond/Williams
Amelia Jessica "Amy" Pond, Goddess of The Maiden Name Debate (Amy Williams, The Girl Who Waited)
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: An apple with a smiley face carved in it
- Theme Song: The Life and Death of Amy Pond
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Broken Bird, Ms. Fanservice, Fiery Redhead Kind of bitchy, but ultimately a good person, Action Girl, Threesome Subtext, Can't Decide If She's A Pond or Williams, Confusing Timelines, Ripple Resistant Memory, Surprise Pregnancy, Life Will Kill You
- Domains: Time Travel, Romance, Ancient Rome, Fairy tales
- Allies: The Doctor (close friend and kind of son-in-law), Rory Williams (her husband), Madame Vastra, Ood Sigma, Jack Harkness, Asuka, Nero, Nicholas St North, Alice Liddell, Philip J Fry, River Tam
- Enemies: THE WEEPING ANGELS, The Daleks, The Cybermen, The Nestene Consciousness, The Master, Raynare, Sekai Saijonji, Grimm, Dr Angus Bimby, Freddy Krueger
- Opposes: Eric Cartman
- Amelia Jessica Pond is the first companion that the 11th Doctor had, and the first face he saw. He initially wished to meet her up again in 5 minutes, but timed it wrong and saw her again in twelve years. During that time, she had become quite the Broken Bird, though still willing to explore the universe with him. Over time, her fiancee and later husband Rory Williams/Pond, where she would grow as a person and the three would become True Companions. With help from the pantheon, both the Doctor and Rory would rescue her from her slow path fate by tricking out time and get her deified as the Goddess of the Maiden Name Debate.
- Can't seem to decide whether she's Amy Williams or Amy Pond. On her tombstone and a number of records she's the former, but usually is referred to the latter. In the pantheon, those she's friends with will call her Amy Pond, while those who aren't call her Amy Williams.
- In the pantheon, she's gotten the time to meet some of the other companions and friends of the Doctor. Ood Sigma has gotten himself hired to her as a butler, since the other Ood butler got stuck in a slow path and had to retire(that, and her red hair reminds him of Donna Noble). She has also met Jack Harkness, who immediately began flirting with both her and Rory. It's unclear if Rory's Single-Target Sexuality will lead this anywhere, but the House of Lust hopes it does.
- Her relationship with Rory has come under some criticism by other gods, as despite his utter dedication to her she can be a bit of a bitch to her and often finds herself divided between attraction to him and the Doctor. Ultimately however, she truly cares for him, even letting herself die via The Slow Path to be with him. As such, she disapproves of Raynare and Sekai Saijonji.
- Most believe that Amy has chosen both Rory and the Doctor, something a lot of gods approve of.
- Just like Rory, she admires Philip J Fry for his sheer dedication; while he hasn't gone to The Slow Path for Leela, going across all space and time for her is something she can respect. She's got Applied Cryonics on stand-by to help against another "The Girl Who Waited" episode.
- She and Asuka Langley Sohryu have become close friends in the pantheon. This is most likely a result of the two both being broken fiery red heads and Tsunderes.
- Once accidentally married Henry the Eighth, something of which both would rather forget. It also made her the Doctor's sort of mother-in-law due to his elopement to the Virgin Queen, though she was already his sort-of mother-in-law due to marrying her time-travelling daughter.
- She'd later mistake Robert Baratheon for Henry the Eighth, but that was quickly cleared up. Unfortunately Robert started to hit on her, which just made things more awkward.
- As a result of a time crack in her wall, Amy Pond is capable of remembering anything that no longer exists. Even those personal to her that she forgets, she can still subconsciously remember. This ability is powerful enough that she was able to help will the Doctor and her parents back from being erased. A number of gods are interested in the potential of this, but Amy doesn't want to be part of it; she doesn't want to be driven insane by making her confusing timeline even more of an anomaly. Freddy Krueger was the first to try and exploit this, only to be kicked out. He's on her shit-list, especially since he reminds her of the Dream Lord.
- Her potential to un-Ret-Gone things makes her a theoretical gate way to the Retconnian, whom Malal is studying as a means of escape. Time will tell if this bears any fruit.
- Absolutely livid learning that the Daleks, the Cybermen and especially the Weeping Angels were in the pantheon. She's especially baffled by how the Weeping Angels got in since they only want to hunt down any god they can get their hand into. The Doctor has stated that it's an honest mistake, since the pantheon thought they were harmless statues and are just refusing to leave.
- The Master was annoyed to learn another of the Doctor's companions entered the pantheon, and hopes to mess around with Pond For the Evulz. Amy finds this a shame he's evil, as the Master's a smart and sexy Time Lord (most of the time.)
- Spent many years of her childhood dealing with psychiatrists, biting them for claiming the Doctor isn't real. Unsurprisingly, she hates the likes of Dr Angus Bimby.
- Is a massive fan of Ancient Rome, or as she puts it "the hot Italians". She decided to meet up with Nero, and the two were good friends. The Doctor was confused by the fact she was a woman, and not the perverted male Caligula he remembers. He's reasoned it as being one of the changes via the Last Great Time War, and is keeping his distance in case he still caused Rome to burn.
- She's also a fan of fairy tales, and as such was happy to learn that Alice Liddel was in the pantheon. The two have a particularly strong kinship, as they both possess certain levels of altering reality with their mind.
- As a result of all the time travel she went through, Amy has a bunch of alternate timeline counterparts, such as a little girl who still believes in stars in a destroyed universe and a soldier for Area 52. Her most persistent temporal incarnation is "Amelia", the 7-year old version of herself that the 11th Doctor met. She'd meet him at a point where space-time would collapse and almost get erased, and later met up with her due to the timey-wimey occurrences in the pantheon. To prevent a paradox, she claims to be her younger self's cousin.
- Has shown interest in giving herself a "driving license." Rory has shown to have no issue with this.
- Has personally met an intimidating future self, who was stuck on Apalapucia against Obliviously Evil medic robots for 36 years. That version of Amy is trying to escape out of non-existence, and manifest in the TV World.
- As a kid, Amy prayed to Santa Claus for help. As an adult, she is happy to know that he's both real and a badass, and you can usually find the Girl Who Waited at his temple.
- Got into some trouble from the Guardians of the Galaxy at a point, since they believed she was Nebula in disguise.
- Curious deities invited her to play some videogame called Jumanji. Even if she chose the character of Dr. Smolder Bravestone, she wound up playing as Ruby Roundhouse, making her ask if the fact everyone got another body while Amy remained the same was some sort of joke.
Cobra Bubbles
Cobra Bubbles, God of Embarrassing Last Names
- Demigod
- Symbol: His "Cobra" Knuckle Tattoos
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Scary Black Man Still with the Surname "Bubbles" (First Name "Cobra"), Brutal Honesty, Cool Shades, Was an Antagonist, but Just Doing His Job, Sympathetic, If Not All That Friendly, The Men in Black, Reasonable Authority Figure
- Domains: The CIA, Social Workers, Intimidation, Investigation, Extraterrestrials
- Herald: Shush/Experiment 234note
- Keeping tabs on: Jumba's Experiments, any extraterrestrial activity in Hawaii, Necrozma, The Ultra Beasts, the Extraterrestrials house (especially) Roger the Alien
- Allies: Lilo and Stitch (and their ʻohana), Agent K and Agent J, Conrad S Hauser and Snake Eyes, Mary Poppins and the rest of the Heroic Protectors of Family, The Blorg Community, The Silencerz, the Grand United Alliance of Good
- Headbutting Heroes with: Stan Smith and Avery Bullock
- Enemies: Dr. Hämsterviel, Boris the Animal, Cobra Commander, Destro and the Baroness, Zim, evil and invasive aliens in general, The Child Abuse Supporters, Granny Goodness, Vicky, Uncle Howee, Darkseid, SCP-993, those who Would Hurt a Child
- Opposes: Abusive Parents on principle
- Uncertain on: The SCP Foundation
- Cobra Bubbles is a stern social worker and supposedly former CIA agent concerned with Lilo and Nani Pelekai's relationship. While gruff and not all that friendly, he means well for them. However, it's not just family environments he has to worry about, what with the arrival of the alien Stitch. Having had experience with extraterrestrials in the past, and secretly a member of a Men In Black-type organization, he becomes an important player in the strange alien occurrences in Hawaii.
- Yes, his surname is "Bubbles". He admits it's kind of embarrassing, which is why he prefers to only be referred by his first name of Cobra. This doesn't stop him from being badass. The dude was able to convince an invading alien force to spare Earth by lying and saying that mosquitoes were an endangered species. Cobra's skill in defending the Earth shows he's a brilliant operator, and a strong asset to the GUAG.
- If you want to be more specific on the time he saved the world, it's because he convinced them mosquitos were endangered. The fact he made such a bold-faced lie and convinced them is all the more impressive. This happened in Roswell, though in 1973 rather than 1947. However, he did end up finding Bender's head buried in the ground from the incident. Having been informed of the time traveling of that Roswell incident, he let Bender's head continue his rest in the ground to avoid a nasty time paradox.
- It's not known if the organization he works for is literally the Men in Black, but in the pantheon they are for all intents and purposes. He's keeping tabs on the House of Extraterrestrials for them. Naturally this makes him an enemy of any hostile alien, and this also includes Zim. He's not an idiot and sees past his Paper-Thin Disguise, nor does he think that "because Zim's an idiot, he doesn't pose a threat to mankind" because he's seen evidence that he can be. Due to his role in extraterrestrial phenomenon and First Contact scenarios, Cobra is also working alongside the Silencerz, who are another top-secret US government that's capable of combating hostile aliens. He is also working with the Blorg Community to expand humanity's reach and eye in case of alien threats.
- Much of Cobra Bubbles' attention in matters of the extraterrestrial are on Hawaii. By extension, this includes Alola. As such, he is on full alert when it comes to the Ultra Beasts, and especially Necrozma after their invasion there. Fortunately, Necrozma has found its one true place with Nebby and the unascended Gen VII protagonist, however it still posed a threat only comparable to Jumba's greatest experiments.
- Though he didn't have enough connections to make Shush a god, he was able to make him his herald. For those in the know, Shush was one of Jumba's experiments meant for eavesdropping. Now he's an espionage agent for the CIA, which Cobra actually still works with. He wasn't exactly pleased to learn that Avery Bullock and Stan Smith have maintained their job, however when not goofing around or distracted by their own emotions they can be surprisingly effective. He's willing to work with them, but wishes they could be more competent and often plays the Straight Man to their wacky antics.
- He is keeping watch out for Stan because he makes sure Roger doesn't misbehave too much. Of course, he can't let Stan know he knows about Roger being an alien. On Roger, he has made it clear to him he is watching and the moment he proves himself a significant enough threat to the safety of the human race, he will tell every CIA operative of his alien nature. Any attempts Roger made at intimidating Cobra failed and has made it a point that he has tangled with worse.
- As part of his connections to the CIA, he is an enemy of Cobra and an ally of the G.I. Joes.
- Cobra still takes his job as a social worker under the United States Department of Health and Human Services' Administration for Children and Families seriously, and as such he makes frequent visits to the House of Family and Relatives, especially the Hall of Family Dysfunctions and the mischievous Lilo and Stitch over in the Companionship wing of the House of Communities and Solitude; as close as he is to them, they still tend to misbehave a lot, and sometimes he has to intervene. Immediately, he was enraged by the Child Abuse Supporters and has sworn to bring them to justice, along with destroying their faction. To start with, he's buffed support for the Heroic Protectors of Family and made it clear he's watching any abusive parent in the pantheon. Among the Heroic Protectors of Family, he works the closest with Mary Poppins.
- Keeps a more public profile within the sub-house of Social and Recreational Work, where he keeps an eye on those who work around children. Seeing the absolutely horrific abuse Granny Goodness inflicts, to the point of being the god of child abuse, set him into a white-hot rage. Sadly since Granny Goodness is an actual deity even someone as badass as him wasn't able to stop him. And if he managed to lock her away forever like he hopes, he will have Darkseid's immediate attention.
- Though not as far reaching in her abuse as Granny Goodness, Vicky's abuse as a babysitter has led Cobra to blacklist her from every babysitting service. And as she's a normal, if very nasty human, and he doesn't have a trace of stupidity, she's completely out of her luck with him. Cobra Bubbles is also trying to restrain Uncle Howee due to turning bulllies into puppets. Yes, he does respect Uncle Howee for being concerned about the kids. However, he regards that kind of defensiveness as extreme.
- Cobra Bubbles might have some connection to the SCP Foundation given their closeness to the Men in Black. He's not confirming or denying that, but he does admit he is researching the extraterrestrial SCPs. At first he only really kept checks on SCP-1171-1. Though racist, Beauremont is a non-issue. He is a more serious opponent of Bobble the Clown, who's corruption of the youth has him wish the Foundation would just terminate him. They stated they usually don't do that, but are dedicated to preventing anyone from watching his show.