When the avatar is still in expositing amnesiac mode:
Avatar: Shepherds? You tend sheep? ... In full armor?
Sully and Virion's first meeting. Just try to look at it and NOT laugh your ass off. The English's version's Large HamVoice Grunting for Virion makes it even better. This scene alone made Sully a lot more popular among fans.
How is Kellam recruited? He becomes playable the chapter after most of the rest of the Shepherds because they didn't realize that he was with them from the start.
Even better, he starts out as a neutral unit instead of actually being under your control right away. Not only did they totally ignore him in the last chapter, the rest of the Shepherds didn't notice Kellam following them all the way there, either. And since it's the game's first instance of a recruitable ally, an inattentive player can get a good ways through the battle before realizing that they need to talk to him.
If you're new to the game and don't know that you can talk to him, it's entirely possible to not recruit him and have him vanish for the rest of the game, making the running gag of people not noticing him even better.
How is Kellam introduced? While Lissa is introducing the Avatar to everyone, he makes a remark... that no one seems to notice. You don't even get to see his model!
He is in that scene, he's just off screen. If one looks very carefully when the scene starts, you can see part of his character model on the left side of the screen as the camera starts panning to the right.
And he's not even immune to it in the real world; most people don't realize that he's actually in the cover art!
That's nothing: In the official wallpaper, which is of the cover art but the characters are rearranged so they are spread out, Kellam is STILL obscured.
Lissa: Sumia, when you slap someone, you do it with an open palm. You just punched Chrom in the face! Sumia: Um... It's the thought that counts?
Also keep in mind that she still has her armor on when she punches him. A slap with a metal gauntlet would've been bad enough, but a punch? It's a wonder Chrom didn't lose any teeth or get his jaw broken.
Henry: Ever talk to a jester when he's off duty? Those guys are some sick dastards!
The first appearance of Cervantes in Chapter 16. "We will teach them the meaning of 'fear'!" "The meaning of 'beard', sir?" After correcting his subordinate, he then concedes that his beard is quite impressive, and that since he's never shaved it since his first battle and he's never lost a battle, his moustache makes him invincible. It's science!
The scene in which "Marth" reveals who she really is; it's already Heartwarming and a Tear Jerker. However, when Sumia is married to Chrom, it also gets turned into a moment of funny, as Sumia completely misreads the situation and starts picking flowers, sobbingly playing the "He loves me, he loves me not" game, thinking she lost her husband to a girl who's actually her own daughter.
Another funny part of this scene is that Robin (regardless of gender) will see them out and will jokingly tell Chrom that people might get the wrong idea if they see him and "Marth" out there alone together, no matter the version. In fact, only if she is married to Chrom will she say she trusts him. So she/he actually might be subtly accusing him in every other version.
Each version where Chrom is married to a playable character (aside from Robin) has something to this effect. If Olivia is married to Chrom, she will be crying and remarking that she thought they would last forever. She will call her own daughter beautiful and say Chrom's happiness should come first. If Maribelle is married to Chrom, she ponders whether she should be a "woman of good breeding" or punch Chrom in his cheating face. If Sully is married to Chrom, Sully is grunting in the background. Chrom wonders why she is practicing, and Sully threatens to practice on her own daughter. He, like in the Sumia version, tells each of his respective wives the truth after their misunderstanding.
At the end of the game, after the Big Bad is defeated... and if the Avatar has sacrificed him/herself, all characters will speak out their faith in his/her return. It's all quite touching, until it's Cherche's turn. It's a bit of a Mood Whiplash, but quite a funny one.
Cherche:Minerva says she still feels Avatar is of this world... Also that s/he smells delicious, but that's neither here nor there...
Immediately afterwards comes Henry...
Henry:Hey, Avatar, everyone's dying to see you alive. We're sick to death of death! That reminds me of a good one: two Risen, a wyvern, and a priest walk into a bar—
In Anna's recruitment paralogue, she acts confused when Chrom and the bandits say they've seen her before. Then at the end, she reveals that she really hasn't met them before, and proceeds to explain to Chrom about all of her identicalsisters.
Owain's Large Ham tendencies combine with possibly the strangest way to do a Mythology Gag ever ("Raaaadiant DAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!").
His recruitment talk with his mother, Lissa, in which he suddenly drops the Large Ham in favor of a more direct approach.
Owain: Blessed Mother! I have crossed oceans of time to find — Oh forget it. I'm your kid from the future!
If you have Owain get Missiletainn, the sage he gets it from will lampshade how it's not the real thing and is actually pretty generic, but Owain is too busy being a Large Ham to listen. It also kind of turns the whole paralogue into a CMOF, since the bandits were fighting over a generic weapon.
Chrom: I'm Chrom. And finding amnesiacs is apparently my special talent.
He also freaks out when a Male Morgan mentions that the Avatar is his mother if Chrom is his father.
Brady's reunion with this mother. All of it.
Brady: That clear things up any, Ma? Maribelle: Everything save how I gave birth to a common thug! Brady: Aw, come on, Ma! That's harsh! (...) Maribelle: Well, can you at least ride? Have you read the classics? Do you play violin? Chess?! Brady: Yeah, all of the above. You beat all'a that junk into me. Maribelle: Glory be! My son is salvageable after all! Brady: Uh, thanks? Maribelle: Don't look so forlorn, dear. You've come a long way, but Mother's here now. I'll take care of things from now on. Brady: *Sniff* I missed you so much, Ma... Maribelle: Do not even THINK of crying! It does not befit one of your station! *Sniff* Plus, you'll set me off as well... Brady: S-sorry, I just... I... Oh, Ma! Maribelle: Oh, Brady! Chrom:Oh, brother.
In fact, a good deal of the child paralogues are funny, whether during the child's recruitment talks or reunion speech with their mothers at the end. Some highlights include Panne yelling at Yarne for being cowardly, Nah lampshading her strange name, and Sumia realizing she passed on her clumsiness to her daughter Cynthia.
Supports and Recurring Quotes
Frederick is Properly Paranoid for a good reason, even when it comes to clearing away debris and loose gravel from everywhere he goes. You want to know why? In Chrom and Sumia's C-Rank support, Chrom ends up tripping over a pebble (and what's even funnier is that it's NOT Sumia doing the tripping this time). This means that Frederick's paranoia about tripping over things has ground: people can trip over even pebbles and quite possibly, severely injure themselves.
One of Lucina's supports with whoever winds up as her younger sibling note Cynthia, Brady, Kjelle, Inigo, or Male Morgan is hilarious. Lucina sees her sibling running away, and he/she then says that it's a large bug. Lucina is at first exasperated, but also begins to freak out when the fly comes near her, and her sibling asks her to try and kill it with fire magic.Chrom is the one who ends up dealing with it after he hears the commotion.
Even more hilarious is if this happens with Morgan, since if he's her brother, he should have defaulted to the Tactician class. Meaning that barring an immediate class change, he can use fire magic himself, but still freaked out enough to tell her to do it instead. Even funnier is that he starts out with an Elfire Tome during his recruitment paralogue.
The Avatar's attempts at cooking, which meet with... varying levels of success, a Mythology Gag to the previous Avatar's similarly lackluster performance in the kitchen. He/she actually develops something of a complex about it in some supports, such as Avatar x Nowi.
Avatar: ...Well, it looks... edible? At least? Nowi: At LEAST? I think it smells totally scrumptious! Avatar: The proof is in the flavor. Which, I don't know... Looks like it could fall anywhere between mud and toenails...
"It's Vaike Time"!
"Looks like the Vaike just got Vaiker!"
A lot of Gregor's dialogue too. He's got Funny Foreigner and Blunt Metaphors Trauma going on, but he can still manage to be funny even when those aren't played-up, such as this line from his recruitment:
Another good moment includes a lampshading of Gregor's Face of a Thug. He realizes Nowi's afraid of him and says he has an "innocent baby face," to which Robin replies that's not exactly how he/she would put it...
Gregor: Hey, Avatar. Why have you not punched the sack yet?
Gregor's C support with Sully.
Gregor: Many brave men will testify to Gregor's skill with blade. Is too bad all are being dead! Ho ho ho! Oh, Gregor love that joke."
Kellam and Olivia's C support - Kellam ends up giving Olivia life advice... only for Olivia to thank the tree she thought was talking, not poor Kellam who was standing right behind her.
Even what Kellam says when killed is hilarious... well, his voiced line is anyways. His death quote itself is... something else...
Kellam: They...saw me...
In Kellam's supports with Avatar, it's revealed that many of the Shepherds think the barracks is haunted because drinks magically show up for them at the table and they hear voices out of nowhere.
Most of Kellam's paired endings will go on to list his wife's great accomplishments... and then state that her husband's name has been lost to history.
When buying, selling, or forging an item for a character, each of them have something to say. Some of their comments can be pretty funny:
Kellam: (selling) Go ahead. Sell my life. I'll be over here. Owain: Please, no! All my stuff has sentimental value!
Basilio and Flavia's lines when selling something could likely double as Brick Jokes to each other:
Basilio: I should have brought some Feroxi treasure to sell... Flavia: You dare sell the khan's royal treasure? Ha ha.
All of Henry's shopping lines count too.
"Yay! Excessive spending!" "Should we mention the hex on it, or sell it as-is?" "Ooh, give it spikes! Make it something brutal!"
Yarne's generally pretty funny, but his "Confession" is gold.
Some of his other voiced lines are hilarious too.
Yarne: Don't mess with a bunny!
Another one of his lines in battle has him cheerily saying that his foot is lucky.
Henry's supports with Tharja are excellent. They're otherwise so alike, but he'ssohappy and she'ssosour that the contrast becomes absolutely hilarious. Plus he eventually turns a bouquet of flowers into a bunch of sticks because he thinks she'll like that better.
And when they get to S support, it sounds like someone did get the wrong idea, as rumors of the two being an item have spread all over the camp.
Then they decide to become a couple pretty much because everyone already thinks they are, so why not.
The entirety of Chrom's supports with the female Avatar, in which he cannot seem to keep his foot out of his mouth. In their B support, he walks in on her bathing. In their A support, she returns the favor. Their S support is the world's most awkward love confession, complete with the Avatar wondering why Chrom is "fidgeting like you've got a squirrel in your pantaloons," Chrom insisting that he's going to speak his mind "even if your head explodes in embarrassment!", and then having to psyche himself up into saying it via a series of exaggerated breathing exercises until the Avatar impatiently demands that he spit it out already.
Not to mention Chrom is blushing heavily for nearly the whole conversation, which is both hilarious and adorable. And then he apologizes for "coming on like a wyvern in heat."
Male Morgan's S support with Kjelle has him walking in onher bathing. The rest of the support involves him apologizing profusely and stuttering through his proposal...and this:
Brady and Lucina's "C" support when they are siblings - just because it's BRADY calling for help.
Brady and his father's "C" support, wherein Brady prepares tea for his father. His father is surprised that he would never miss a tea time, and Brady thinks Maribelle made it up to play a prank. Brady decides to go confront Maribelle about it and tells his father to drink his tea... but not before stopping to say "By the way keep that on or the tea will get cold." The support ends with Brady's father saying "When did my life get so weird?"
Brady and Owain have a hilarious C support that takes place when it's Brady's turn to cook the army's meal for the evening. It peaks about here:
Owain: Cooking? You? Dinner? Ha! I'd sooner believe a cavalier riding a pegasus over the moon! Brady: Aw, I ain't got time for this malarkey! Look, tonight's my turn, all right? Now make like some eggs and beat it! You're gonna ruin the flavor. Owain: I will not be deceived by such deceits! What manner of madman would allow you a turn at cooking for the camp? Brady: I'm a fine cook, all right! I learned from my dear ol' ma! So just... *sniff* G-get off my back! Owain: Whoa...um, are you crying? Brady: N-no! *sniff* ...And you're slipping out of character. Owain: Brady, you are totally crying! Brady: L-leave me alone! I was just cuttin' up taters, all right?! Owain: Don't you mean onions? I don't think there's anything in potatoes that— Brady: I JUST FELT BAD FOR 'EM, OKAY?!
Chrom and Frederick's "C" support. Frederick takes "measures" to boost the morale of their troops. What are these measures you ask? Having an artist create a naked painting of Chrom and pinning them in each and every tent in their camp.
Making it even worse, on every painting he scrawled their new recruiting motto: "Chrom wants you!"
The B-Rank is just as good. Right after that Chrom desperately ran from tent to tent ripping down the posters. Lissa apparently laughed so hard she nearly pulled a muscle.
It gets better in their A-Rank. Frederick has a mental breakdown over Chrom telling him to stop "helping" so much, and instead takes it Up to Eleven, getting incredibly OCD over everything in Chrom's path and (sadly off-screen) dusting Robin when they get to his/her tent.
For fun, try making Donnel and Panne fall in love with each other. Not only is it the single most awkward relationship you can imagine...but The Dev Team Thinks of Everything. They bond by Donnel making traps and Panne falling into them. This culminates in Donnel proposing to Panne after trapping her in a deeper pitfall than normal...and getting trapped himself.
Even better, Panne claims that setting the trap for her is really "sweet"... which may come in useful since they may be trapped without food for a while.
Gaius and Panne are also a great couple. He's totally obsessed with a sugary "candy tree" at the top of a cliff, and keeps getting himself stuck up there and forcing her to play "Panne knight" and carry him back down.
Frederick and Panne are just as hilarious. Frederick actually has a fear of large animals due to traumatic, near-death experience involving wolves in his childhood. In the C Support, he has a panic attack when Panne comes charging at him in her animal form. The later supports involve her hilarious attempts at trying to cure Frederick of his phobia.
Panne: All right, I'm coming closer.
Frederick: Hey, this isn't so—NOT ONE STEP CLOSER, SHE-WITCH!
Panne: All right, that's it. (Panne leaps on top of Frederick.)
Frederick: AUGH, NO... Hey, this isn't so bad. Look at your fluffy ears.
Panne: OW! Don't grab them!
In Lon'qu's C Support with Maribelle she asks him what the hell he was doing in the last battle. His response? "Stabbing People."
Female Morgan's C support with Gerome, where she inquires about why he wears a mask.
Gerome: It's complicated. Morgan: No, calculus is complicated. ...That's a mask.
Can be made funnier if Henry is her father, as in Henry/Nowi's supports, Henry has been thinking of ways to make dragons for Nowi to play with, and in their S support, suggests having kids as a solution.
Inigo's supports with Brady and Gerome has him forcing them into being his wingman. It does not go the way he intended it.
Brady's has Inigo blackmailing him into playing the Sensitive Guy to Inigo's supposed Manly Man. After trying to disgrace Brady to make himself look better, every woman in the vicinity hordes Brady for being a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
Gerome's has Inigo literally carry Gerome into being his wingman. He does this four times, and Gerome gets horded for being a stoicbad boy every time. To say nothing of the fact that apparently some of the girls apparently followed Gerome back to camp and sang outside his tent all night.
Morgan: Come on, it's not too late to change your mind! Let's go philander! C'mooon! Inigo: No! You're going to sit here and talk with me, and you're going to enjoy it! Morgan: BOOOOORING.
Lucina's C rank support with her sibling, with both characters freaking out because of a giant bug. The beginning of the B rank is also hilarious, with Lucina's sibling using the Falchion to cut fruit.
And in the A rank support, once Lucina and her sibling finds out that her sibling can't use the Falchionor so they think, once Lucina leaves, he or she tells it that it better do a good job protecting Lucina, or else it will be demoted to "Royal Fruitcutter".
It's less blatant than others, but in exchange for Lon'qu's growing respect in his support with a Male Avatar, the female counterpart's on the receiving end of Lon'qu's lampshade tossing in regards to her unusual antics in theirs.
In the A rank support, after apparently having some difficulty to get him to lighten up, she ends up confessing her willingness to act really weird to befriend him, and that's what makes him laugh (and completely outright in Japanese compared to a simple "Heh.").
It's hard to not find any Supports involving Nowi/Nah/Morgan where they interact with one of the men that isn't a Crowning Moment.
Anna and Tiki's entire support conversation, especially at the end where Tiki was going to literally eat Anna for taking advantage of Tiki's celebrity status in a Get Rich Quick Scheme.
Anna: T-Tiki? Wh-why are you pulling out a Dragonstone?! Tiki: To teach you that deceiving an oracle bears a hefty price. Now still your lying tongue and prepare to be eaten. Anna: Aaaah, WAIT! You've got me all wrong! I, uh... I'm donating the proceeds! Yeah, that's it! To charities! Shanty Pete's Orphanage gets some, and so does, um...the Widows of Gangrel! Oh, and I'm giving a big hunk to People for the Ethical Treatment of Wyverns!
The surprising thing is that Tiki seems completely serious about eating Anna.
Tiki: And you will give me every coin you have so far earned in my name. I shall see if I can't return them to their former owners personally. Anna: Oh, come on! you're killing me here! Tiki: You are free, of course, to decline. In which case you may pursue a new career opportunity in food services.
Frederick's B and A supports with the Avatar are hilarious, especially when s/he tricks him into eating bear meat...twice. The second time, his voiced "GEAAAAAUUUUGH!" upon finding out what he's eating just adds to the hilarity.
Avatar: Okay, this one's venison. Frederick: *munch, munch* Avatar: ...By which I mean bear. Frederick: PFFFFFFFFT! Augh! By the gods! I'm d-dying! Dying! Ah... It's s-so dark... T-tell Chrom that... Avatar: Oh, stop exaggerating!
Tharja and Lon'qu's A ranked support converstaion. Pretty much Tharja is going to erase Lon'qu memories so that he doesn't have to deal with the bad memories. After he rejects her offer there is this golden converstation.
Tharja: Hey, I spent hours collecting bat wings. You can't back out now! Lon'qu: I have confidence a woman of your ilk will have another use for them.
Tharja's supports with the Avatar are priceless. She senses the dark forces hidden within the Avatar and becomes infatuated with your character, regardless of gender. The C Support has her admitting to the Avatar that she's been watching the avatar sleep and taking notes on anything and everything he/she does. In the B support, after the Avatar offhandedly mentions that Tharja should try to be a little bit more normal, she attempts to act like a Genki Girl, complete with awkward, high-pitched laughs and eel pie.
Even better, Tharja says she's been counting how many times Robin rolls over in his/her sleep, which causes him/her to get quite (justifiably) disturbed at the implication of just how long this has been going on.
Vaike teaches Nowi how to whistle:
Nowi: PTHHHHLBP! *splutter*
Vaike: You sound like a camel that swallowed bagpipes.
In Maribelle's B support with Olivia, she helps her try to overcome her shyness by performing some "shock therapy" with her designed to do just that. As we find out from the results in their A support... this involved them hitting on strangers with techniques meant to be used by "gentlemen only," as Maribelle realizes afterwards, including wolf whistles and bad pickup lines.
Olivia: Those pantaloons must be made of mirrors, for I can see myse-(cut off)
The Avatar's actual supports with Vaike, in which the former catches the latter trying to peek on the girls while bathing, only for both of them to get chased off by Sully's horse. And then it happens again in their B support. The Avatar's reactions are priceless.
If you play on your avatar's birthday, Gaius will wish you a happy birthday... and then ask if he can have a slice of cake.
Sully and Lon'qu's S Support. He tells her how she's made a better man out of him, proposes, and she accepts...then asks if now that the mushy stuff is over, can they please get back to hitting each other?!
Similarly, in Sully & Frederick's S support, Sully says that his proposal makes her feel like sunbeams and puppies on the inside, and you know it's serious if she's gushing like that. Frederick asks if she'll be his sunbeam, with her replying that she will if he'll be her puppy. ...This embarrasses both of them, so they quickly get back to sparring.
Stahl's confession scene with the Avatar is a combination of this and Adorkable:
Stahl: My lady, I may never take my eyes off of you again... unless I'm about to walk into a wall.
In Morgan and Nah's S support, Nah prays to Naga, who tells them both to get a room. It gets funnier if you've actually seen Naga in-story.
The line about the Avatar not finding Chrom all that attractive may be even funnier if she and Chrom have gotten their A-rank support by then.
In their B support, Owain and Cynthia argue about their Dynamic Entry tendencies in battle until Owain starts to derail from the topic by describing in great detail an Unstoppable Rage moment, which leaves him with no friends and only his "thoughts" as company. Cynthia is thoroughly confused.
It gets even better in their A Support where Owain explains the rest of his "Avenger Mode" story:
Owain: But then a heroine appears to stop my tortured onslaught! It's...Cynthia! Cue the harps and bells!
Cynthia: Hey! I want no part of this!
Owain: The strong but fair Cynthia will stop at nothing to end my mad reign of terror! And end it she does, though she pays the ultimate price...
Cynthia: Wait—I DIE?!
The male Avatar and Aversa's B Support, in which she reveals that she is the Avatar's adoptive sister, teases the Avatar for it, and only agrees to come back to sleep at the camp if her "biiig sibwing agwees to pwotect her!"
Avatar: You know what? Stay here. Get eaten by bears. I don't give a damn.
Stahl and Panne's A rank support is this due to Alien Lunch:
Stahl: Oh, what is this?
Panne: Firefruit. Edible to Taguel, however it causes a burning sensation on contact with human skin.
Stahl: This is delicious! Wait what did you say- Ow my fingers- OH GODS IT'S IN MY EYES! (Hits head.)
Panne: Stahl, are you dead? Nod your head if you're not dead.
Lon-qu and Miriel's A rank support. Apparently, in an attempt to figure out the limits of his fear of women, she filled his tent with statues of women. Lon'qu destroys them all as he's Genre Savvy enough to know what would happen if anyone finds out that the man with a fear of women has his tent full of statues of them. This can get even funnier if you believe it happened while he was asleep and woke up screaming as he was suddenly surrounded by statues he didn't remember being there the night before.
While the father-child supports are rather generic for obvious reasons, the father's speaking style may be different and add some level of humor to the conversation. Notable ones are Henry, Vaike, Gregor, and Lon'qu.
Doubling as a shout-out, one of Gregor's lines in a father-daughter support with Nah has him spouting this gem
It's amusing to see how caring of a father Lon'Qu is while simultaneously staying away from his daughters.
Frederick and Tharja's C Support. Frederick is in the middle of doing muscle training with the Avatar in Frederick's Fanatical Fitness Hour. Tharja, jealous, considers cursing all of them so she can have the Avatar to herself, but thinks that would be too much trouble. She then considers cursing the Avatar to smell bad so no one will want to be around him/her. But that would mean the Avatar would smell like an out house. Also...
Frederick: This exercise is great for building stomach muscles. Come on, just 300! 299... 298...
Avatar: Going... to... die...
In one of Lon'qu and Maribelle's supports, Lon'qu has a moment of understated panic:
Lon'qu: My arm. You're touching my arm. ...Please stop touching my arm.
Pretty much all of Gaius' supports with the Avatar are hilarious, but the female Avatar gets a couple of extra lines from him about her walking in on him in the bath.
Avatar: Gaius, I am SO sorry about earlier! I had no idea you were in the bath...
Gaius: Aw, no worries. At least I hadn't taken off my smallclothes yet, eh? Er, but I did want to mention I'm usually in much better shape. With the stress of this blasted war, I've been eatin' more sweets than usual. Usually I'm a real piece of eye candy. Belly like a washboard, glutes like a lumberja—
If Henry is Inigo's father, he'll make the same noise after Inigo Glomps him in their A-rank.
Henry's "proposal" to Lissa. He just casually tosses out that they should get married and Lissa complains that he could at least set the mood before asking her. Alas, she's dealing with Henry here...
Henry: I'm not much of a mood guy, I'm afraid, unless we're talking gruesome bloodshed...
As the group's official thief, many of Gaius' supports deal with the other characters suspecting him of stealing stuff from his fellow Shepherds. In his C support with Nowi it is revealed that this isn't completely untrue. But where the others think he's after their valuables, Gaius is more interested in stealing everyone's desserts. In fact, when Nowi comes to pester him, he's just about to eat Chrom's...
Shrinking Violet and Reluctant Warrior Olivia is hilarious as a frontline fighter, especially when she crits and kills someone in one blow while screaming "I didn't want to do this!" The voice acting really sells it.
One of her crit quotes plays on her Stage Fright, and has her say "Stop Staring!" before potentially landing a One-Hit Kill. Her Cut-In also has her close her eyes.
Owain and Kjelle's S support. He confesses his love for her to her armor, of all things, thinking she had already left the room. Of course, she was still there. Owain tries to save the situation but ultimately resigns to his fate:
Owain: Look, I didn't... I mean, I do, but... I was gonna tell you as some point!
Owain: Urgh. Just stab me and get it over with.
He also wondered if Kjelle already had a boyfriend. A big dumb one, whose name was Troy. Or Steve... Or Chaz or something, who was going to fold him into a pretzel.
Virion and Tharja's supports are overall heartwarming. But the C and B supports are golden and shows off Virion's Large Ham tendencies
Tharja Dasher and derricks... Remodel the barracks!
Virion As you wish, milady! Virion, AWAY!
Even funnier because even when she got him to act like a cat, The Reveal at the end is that her curses didn't work on him, he only did what she asked because of her beauty.
Gaius and Sumia's B support. Gaius has been following bees in an effort to locate their hive (and the delicious honey inside), and Sumia decides to, eh, "help" him...
Sumia: Oh, Gaaaius! Yoo-hoo! I've found the beehive! Now, I just... *grunt* have to... *grunt* pull it off this branch... Gaius: What in the... Are you mad, woman?! You can't just go grabbing beehives! Sumia: EEEEK! Bees! Bees! Oh gods, they're everywhere! Gaius: I warned you, you daft—- Um, what are you doing? H-hey! Don't run TOWARD me! Sumia: Here's your beehive, Gaius—-catch! Sorry, gotta run! See you later!
Virion and Nowi B Support. Nowi wants Virion to play a game with her, after listing several.
Pretty much all of Virion and Libra's supports. Special mention must go to their B Support, where Virion reveals that he's gotten paranoid every time he tries to flirt with ladies now, and a woman apparently slapped him when he asked her if she was really a woman or not.
The Female Avatar asking Tiki questions while the latter is sleeping. The best part comes in their A-Support when Tiki complains about a hag (Female MU) asking her questions and calls it a nightmare. When Tiki goes back to sleep, the Female MU tries to get closer to hear her again, only for Tiki to threaten FeMU.
Walhart as a villain emanates dread. Walhart as your ally however? He'll leave you in stitches.
In the Gaius and Olivia supports, he tries his hand at baking pies and has her try them.
Gaius: "Strap yourself in and get ready to ride the flavor stallion!"
There's a rather funny bit of Gameplay and Story Integration in Sully and male Robin's C Support. In her roster entry, Sully is described as "the woman to end all men." When she's yelling at Robin about how she doesn't care about her figure, just her muscle mass, Robin will briefly freak out and beg her not to attack him.
And once again, Kellam gets ignored; the Risen didn't even touch his gold, which was in a bag clearly labeled "gold".
Even more hilarious perhaps, is the amount of money they were robbed of; let's just say a beggar has better savings than most of them. Lissa even praises Frederick for having a double-digit amount of coins!
What's more, Chrom is more surprised by how poor everyone is than the monstrous pile of gold they collected.
Tharja is outraged that the Risen would take her toolkit. She would have GIVEN them the money, but the lock of the Avatar's hair that was in it was priceless!
It turns out that Ricken was saving up for medicine that could make him taller.
Like Kellam, Maribelle apparently didn't get robbed either. This causes her to get absolutely enraged, because she thinks the Risen mistook her for being poor.
Gangrel chastises them for robbing scum lower than themselves.
Walhart's quote comes off as a Badass Boast, but still hilarious nonetheless:
Walhart: Only a wretch would grasp at the gold clinking in the pockets of others. You want to steal from a conqueror? Best pray that coin doesn't melt in hell.
In Paralogue 18, the Shepherds encounter Gangrel, former Mad King of Plegia, reduced to working with a rabble of bandits. Not content with brutalizing and dethroning him, Chrom takes this opportunity to rub salt in his wounds.
It'd be cruel if it were anyone else, but since it isn't, it's just plain funny.
In the DLC EXPonential Growth, some player characters' dialogue before facing off the group of vegetarian Entombed that stole produce from a village are gold. When they're not commenting on that, they're at least somewhat aware of why they're fighting...
Libra: It is a terrible sin to impede the hard work of honest folk. Repent now, and I may be inclined to... ...... You're just going to sit there and moan a lot, aren't you? Right. I suppose I'll just end you and let the gods sort it out, then.
Cherche: My, aren't you a darling. What a shame we stand here as enemies. Minerva would have loved to have such an adorable playmate. As it stands, I cannot let you pass. Even the cute must pay their dues.
Lon'qu: Now you're a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it? ... Well, so do I.
In Smash Brethren 1, Chrom finds out that neither Roy's or Ike's army believes they summoned the Shepards to help. When Roy asks why Chrom came to help, Chrom decides to lie by telling him his army was suddenly overcome by a sudden flash of light and just appeared. Roy questions why Chrom's army isn't disoriented from it, but Chrom tells him that his army is just that Crazy-Prepared for sudden flashes of light.
In Smash Brethren 2, Owain tries to impress Mist with his "rapier wit". But she says he's more of a "rapier twit".
If Lon'qu speaks to Ike, he asks Ike to fight a tough opponent so he can observe his fighting style. Ike wryly says he's not putting on a show.
In Rogues & Redeemers 2, Gangrel can piss off the Black Knight if he speaks to him.
The death animation of pegasus-riding classes is already goofy, but Aversa inelegantly smashing on the ground, face first, is just hilarious.
In the Harvest Scramble map, after watching Victor and Vincent passionately complimenting each other, Frederick suggests that he and Chrom do the same as they do. Chrom immediately commands him to pick up his lance and start killing things.
For that matter, no sooner does Chrom suggest enjoying the festival does Lissa pipe up in agreement. The funny part is the fact that Lissa is already wearing a party hat.
The censors didn't miss it in the European version — there, the conversation is instead about her beautiful silky hair. It's still pretty funny, though.
In a conversation with Cherche, Nowi proposes serving as Cherche's mount if Minerva falls ill. To encourage Cherche to give her a chance, she mentions how she already tried it once with the Avatar. The Avatar was apparently "so excited that he/she lost his/her lunch." Cherche mentions hearing about that trip and how the Avatar clung to Nowi so tightly that he/she had to have his/her fingers pried off of her.
Gregor runs into trouble when a particularly drunk woman proposes marriage to him. In order to dissuade her, he enlists Ricken's help...which results in Ricken being Dragged into Drag and forced to pretend to be Gregor's girlfriend.
Becomes even funnier due to Fridge Logic reasons if Gregor happens to be already married when you do this map.
And then later we find out that she wasn't drunk at all: the potion was a truth serum.
Vaike's scheme to get Lon'qu to open up more with other soldiers is to spread rumors and have him go out of his way to shut them up. Said rumor is heavily implied to be that Lon'qu is more attracted to men than women, hence the gynophobia.
It gets even better when some of the other soldiers compliment Lon'qu for being so "progressive," and Lon'qu yells at Vaike not to put his arm around his shoulders when they go to stop the rumors.
As with Gregor, all of the above is about 900 times funnier if Lon'qu is married by the time you play this map. Even more so if you've recruited his child as well.
Wanting to get into the spirit of the festival, Lucina convinces Tiki to dress up in her old clothes from Marth's era. However, neither of them took into account the fact that she is no longer child-size, leading to something that causes much embarrassment for Tiki and profuse apologies from Lucina.
The conversation between Inigo and Gerome starts out as relatively normal, until Inigo steals Gerome's mask. Note that the other two times you see Gerome's maskless portrait is S-Supports with either the female Avatar or Morgan. The conversation quickly shifts towards Inigo's Shrinking Violet tendencies in regard to his dancing and as it turns out, Minerva of all... Wyverns... is a fan of him. When he speaks rather lowly of himself, Minerva becomes angry and bites Inigo, which promts Gerome to patch Inigo up in the second half of the conversation. Inigo whines and squirms quite a lot, stating he's not used to being "manhandled like this". The voice acting makes it even better, to the point where Gerome even lampshades how it looks like:
Gerome: Hold still! You're making this harder than it has to be.
Inigo (blushing): I'm sorry! I'm just... not used to being manhandled like this... Please, Gerome, just promise me you'll be gentle!
Gerome: What the hell are you saying? Stop talking like that already!
Inigo: What? I just never expected you to have such a strong, firm touch...
Gerome: There! Words like that! You'll give everyone within earshot the wrong idea!
The entirety of the Roster Rescue map. It involves Risen having stolen a roster with nothing more than personal information on each of the characters. And almost every character, even the more stoic ones, fears the roster being lost for the silliest of reasons. For added effect, the translation crew finally let through one of the A-Cup Angst moments for Cordellia, for which they seemed pretty strict on before, making her fears come straight out of left field.
Even better, it's implied that the information comes from the character info in the Barracks, given how Chrom and Lissa complain about their "standout traits". ("Breaking things" and "Most likely to snort".) In fact, Roster Rescue is notable in how it's one of the only maps with a hilarious premise where Chrom is Not so Above It All, rather than acting as the Straight Man.
At the end, if the player managed to fulfill the conditions for recruiting Palla, the Avatar is apparently being hounded by everyone, curious to know what's written in it. Chrom's advice?
Chrom: You might want to keep a low profile. And I mean Kellam low.
The Summer Scramble DLC provides quite a few laughs:
Lon'qu wants Virion to use him as a living target, to help him fight in the sand. In order to convince Virion to do it, Lon'qu tells him the women around the beach are totally blown away by his beauty in the sun when he fires his bow.
Lon'qu's battle quote also counts. It's just two sets of ellipses before he curses, "Damn this heat!"
Priam is Crazy-Prepared for an intense battle, but he's left disappointed when he arrives at the beach.
Gaius, normally cool and collected, totally freaks out because his sweets are attracting bugs. He also gets into some Snark-to-Snark Combat with Lon'qu.
Lon'qu's love of bugs is really funny when you realize that in his B-Support with Lissa, she actually did see him trying to catch butterflies and it wasn't a figure of speech.
Tharja referring to her... a-hem "boingy bits" as her "uncanny valleys".
Miriel & Sumia's conversation. Miriel assumes that Sumia's clumsiness is all a ruse for the latter to attract men, and Sumia fervently denies her claims. But then when Miriel brings decisive evidence, the background music stops playing and Sumia starts laughing like a maniac and admits that she's truly making everything up to attract men to her. Since Miriel found out, Sumia tries to kill her off to stop the word from spreading.
Noire's inner demon demands a brigand to help her build a sandcastle.
Cordelia comments on Tharja's Stripperific outfit, who was, in her own words, blissfully unaware of it until Cordelia brought it up. Now that she knows how much skin she is showing, she finds it simply mortifying. The solution? A de-shaming talisman to her back of course. That said talisman only consists of a piece of paper with the word "mortification" written on it apparently doesn't matter. Cordelia has difficulty wrapping her head around it...
Cordelia: So if I were to take it off, would it stop working? Tharja: My, you're a sharp one. Cordelia: Interesting. Let's try it and see, shall we? Here goes... Tharja: W-wait, don't—! Oh, gods, this is horrifying. Just kill me now... Cordelia: I see. So now we stick it back on, and... Tharja: My, it sure is hot. Why don't I throw off my cloak and take a nice dip in the sea? Cordelia: And off again... Tharja: Ugh, my calf is showing! Why didn't I wear a bigger cloak? Cordelia: This is fascinating!
Lucina admires wooden souvenirs and tells Robin about one that resembles her father. She gets very desperate and goes to buy the replica, even cutting Risen in the way. And if Robin is Lucina's mother, then the figure is of her instead, making her perplexed reactions even better.
Lissa has learned to mimic Chrom's voice perfectly, which she demonstrates.
Brady and Gerome, of all people, flip through Anna's catalog together and admire all the wares.
We learn than Severa does indeed trump Cordelia in one thing. That one thing is something Cordelia is ashamed of.
Severa and Nah hatch a plan to stop a hypothetical Peeping Tom before suddenly feeling very silly about how worked up they've gotten over an enemy that may not even exist.
After the battle's over, Anna and the Avatar will get in a heated splash fight, repeatedly using battle quotes as actual lines of dialogue.
Gangrel and AversaVolleying Insults with each other. They decide to make a contest of it, capped off with Gangrel making a Your Mom joke.
Aversa: Shall we make it a contest, then?
Gangrel: Your mother was a contest.
Aversa's interaction with Tiki really milks out the former's Vain Sorceress for all its worth. At one point, Aversa even considers drinking Tiki's blood just so she can shave off a few years! Tiki herself fears Aversa might traumatize her for the rest of her immortal life.
Lucina's interactions with Noire and Nah. She completely fails to notice Noire's split personality and acts protective towards Nah/
Incredibly enough, the Future Past maps have funny moments despite the severe seriousness of the atmosphere.
Past Cynthia thinks the present Cynthia is a mirror and doesn't talk to her at all, running off in high spirits.
Past Cynthia and Sumia trip, one after another. Past Cynthia knows it's her.
Kjelle is practically checking herself out as she was in the past. She also doesn't talk to her past self only because she'll think it is her Evil Twin.
If Virion is her father, his flowery speech will convince her that it's him.
If Henry is Noire's father, he'll say this:
Henry: What? You don't believe your own flesh and blood?! Hmm, blood...
Owain squeeing at seeing his past self struggling against his foes and thinking about performing the "Dual Owain Blast" together.
Past Gerome asking why Minerva is looking away to a spot where there's no one. Oh wait, it's his father Kellam.
Ricken has difficulty convincing his kids that he's their father.
In the ending of Future Past 3 after the defeat of Grima, all the children have a reunion, everything goes well until everyone notices Gerome, who appears without his mask... NOBODY ARE ABLE TO RECOGNISE HIM!
Also, Owain appears to have lost his Large Ham traits. And why? Because people are responding positively to such antics and treating his flights of fancy as totally plausible.
Owain:Now when I say, "My sword hand twitches," people don't look at me funny. They says, "Lord Owain will show the forces of evil what's what," or... "Don't mess with the blood of the exalt!" ...They actually say what I expect them to! I don't know how to cope!
Actually, the Falchion's invulnerability from the prologue is a bit of a funny moment when Fridge Logic kicks in. Chrom is the one most likely to break things... but the Falchion is unbreakable. Of course Chrom would be given the Falchion so "early"... because it's the only weapon he won't eventually find some way to break.
Also Chrom has no access to the Mercenary class meaning he has no way of obtaining the Skill Armsthrift which prevents weapon degradation based on your Luck.
This is extended into Lucina's experience-gaining event tile quote:
Lucina:I tried out some of Father's fighting techniques and managed to smash a large hole into a wall...Success?
The fact that thief is one of Kellam's alternate classes. And he actually plays well in it.
Some of the reclassing options look plain silly, such as Tharja as a Mighty Glacier Knight or Chrom wearing a silly archer hat on the world map.
One also doubles as Fridge Brilliance, the DLC Bride class has whoever is a bride swaying back and forth and performing twirls and pirouettes. Except Lissa, who uses much cruder animations, even using the animations for an assassin if she's using a bow. Then you realize exactly why she complains about being un-princess like.