History Funny / FireEmblemAwakening

** Lucina admires wooden souvenirs and tells Robin about one that resembles her father. She gets very desperate and goes to buy the replica, despite the fact that they are ''[[SkewedPriorities currently trying to cull a Risen invasion]]''. And if Robin is Lucina's mother, then the figure is of ''her'' instead, making her perplexed reactions even better:
-->'''Lucina''': ''Hold on, tiny, wooden mother! I'm coming!''

--->'''Robin:''' I'm sure they're not going to leap off the shelves anytime soon!//
--->'''Lucina:''' One cannot take any chances. A greed-addled mob may be on its way to buy out the entire stock as we speak.

** Lucina admires wooden souvenirs and tells Robin about one that resembles her father. She gets very desperate and goes to buy the replica, even cutting Risen in the way. And if Robin is Lucina's mother, then the figure is of ''her'' instead, making her perplexed reactions even better:
--->'''Lucina''': ''Hold on, tiny, wooden mother! I'm coming!''

-->'''Avatar''': Shepherds? [[LiteralMinded You tend sheep?]] ... In full armor?

-->'''Lissa:''' No one's stranger than you, Vaike... but allow me to introduce [[HelloInsertNameHere Robin]]! He just joined the Shepherds. Chrom's made him our new tactician. You should see all the tricks he's got up his sleeve!
-->'''Vaike:''' Oh yeah? Can he do this? *buuuuuurp*

--> ''I think that every creature is weird and wonderful in its own way! ...Except cows. Cows just annoy me.''

---> '''Lon'qu:''' ARGH! I won't stand here to be pelted with fruit by a madwoman! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm leaving!]]\\

--> '''Avatar''': Okay, this one's venison.\\

---> '''Frederick''': [[{{Memes/Nintendo}} My body is ready]], Avatar! The next sample if you please!

--> '''Tharja:''' Hey, I spent hours collecting [[NoodleImplements bat wings]]. You can't back out now!\\

---> '''Olivia''': ''ONE and TWO and THREE... One more pirouette aaaaaand... Hold for applause! Yay, Olivia! Woooo! Standing ovation! Olivia's the best! Marry me, Olivia!''

---> '''Gaius:''' What is this? Candy, not candy?

---> '''Inigo:''' What's this on the ground? ...Perhaps some lovely lass dropped it?

---> '''Tiki:''' ...What is this?

---> '''Lissa:''' See, I was kinda doodling a pic of you in your big, new book of strategies... Aaand then I kinda spilled the ink and kinda... ruined the book, kinda... completely. Ireallyreallyreallydidn'tmeanto!

---> '''Maribelle:''' At this rate, a little girl could simply walk up and kill you with a spoon.

--> '''[[NotSoStoic Gerome]]:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution MINERVA, ATTACK! RIP HIS LYING MOUTH OFF HIS FAT, LYING FACE!]]

--> '''Gerome:''' If my weapon breaks, I can hurl the mask at my foe.

-->'''Walhart''': What's this? Ha ha, an item! '''[[LargeHam KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!]]'''"
-->''You found a stick''

--->'''Sumia''': B-but the jeweler might think I'm a pathetic spinster buying her own ring!
--->'''Henry''': Oh yeah. He definitely thinks that. Anyway, do you like it?

--> '''Lucina''': I wager when Father sees you in this, he'll just scream with delight!
--> '''Lucina's mother''': [[DeadpanSnarker (I bet he'll scream, all right...)]]

--> '''Gerome''': She did not want me to leave. She was... stronger than she looked. I've never been so manhandled.
--> '''Inigo''': [[MemeticMutation I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED!]]

--> '''Laurent''': Father, fight me! I have a lot of pent up frustra- a lot of new spells to show you!
--> '''Laurent''': Father, has your hairline receded?! I'm concerned... for the two of us.

-->'''Morgan''': Father, tell me about your life until you met me. I want to know all about you.
--> '''Laurent''': Well, I am more interested in whether or not we even exist on the same time axis. The marriage between your mother and I changed the future — created a NEW future. [[LogicBomb Which means... Which means... I should lie down for a bit. My head hurts.]]

-->'''Roster Rescue line''': "Ugh... What did it say about me in that roster? What do you know? About my insomnia? My receding hairline? Wait... Did it mention...Minervykins? I see what must be done. Sadly for you, the only guarantee of silence is death!”"}
-->'''Father's gift request line''': "How about a male partner for Minerva? ...What do you mean, “impossible”?"
* Most of Gregor's endings start out with a line about him sinking into a life of excess and gluttony, usually with his wife pulling him out of it somehow. With Cordelia, it's because he feels ashamed to be so lazy when she's working so hard, with Nowi it's to travel the world with her (possibly to look for her family since she was kidnapped as an infant). Marry him to ''Tharja''....

--> '''Libra''': That wasn't a prayer — it was a market list! The gods are not scullery maids who deliver treacle tarts on demand!
-->'''Gaius''': Oh. Right, yeah...sure. Sorry. Got carried away. I'll start over, then. *Ahem* O most horrifying and fattened gods, thou art most tricksy in thine ways...
-->'''Libra''': D-dear gods, please send not lightning to strike down this heretic... He knows not what he does!
-->'''Gaius''': I will deliver unto thee my first-born son, if only you make donuts rain down upon--
-->'''Libra''': GAAAIUS!
-->'''Gaius''': ...Whoops. Sorry.

-->'''Cherche''': ''Did you hear that, Minerva? Avatar is going to help us!
-->'''Minerva''': (godzilla roars)
-->'''Cherche''': ''Oh, look how happy you've made Minerva!''
-->'''Avatar''': ''That bloodcurdling sound was happiness!?''
--> (Later)
-->'''Avatar''': [[SeriousBusiness I've assembled an extensive dossier on prospective wyvern mates, Cherche.]] [[ARareSentence ...I can't believe I just said that.]]

--> '''Chrom''': "The answer is yes, Sully! Yes!"

--> '''Virion''': Charming, I suppose, but I fear my heart has room only for the fairer sex.
--> '''(Male) Avatar''': And my heart has no room for a grown man in a bib.

--> '''Lucina:''' Mother, why don’t we have a little contest to see whose cooking Father prefers?
--> '''Olivia:''' A-are you sure? Just thinking about raising a sword at my own child makes me nervous.

--> '''Frederick:''' You spent two hours describing in vivid detail your unrequited passion for Chrom. You also sobbed repeatedly and kept asking me "Why, Frederick?! Why?!" [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Then you devoured all the sandwiches and ran off with the picnic hamper.]]

-->'''Miriel:''' I sense voluminous reserves of magic amalgamating within you. It should prove quite elucidating to dissect you piece by piece.\\

-->'''Owain:''' Ah-hah! At last I have you, fiend! My blood curdles like milk spoiled by your wicked...um....wickedness!
-->'''Nanna:''' If your humors disagree with you, sir, perhaps you ought retreat?
-->'''Owain:''' Urgh... Actually, I feel fine. Damn your cleverness!

--> '''Old Hubba''': ''You are mistaken, Prince Marth! We're not kidnappers, I assure you! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial We would never think of tying her up and making her beg for mercy!]]''

--->'''Avatar:''' Listen to me! You're just illusions! Projections that the cards--
--->'''Alm:''' Silence, you lying snake! What sort of idiot do you take me for?
--->'''Avatar:''' ...I suppose that would be the most natural reaction.

-->'''Caeda:''' Why have you sided with brigands, good sir? Is your mother ill? Here, I have some gold you can use to buy medi--
-->'''Kellam:''' Beg pardon, milady, [[LampshadeHanging but are you always this chatty on the battlefield?]]

-->'''Caeda:''' Tell me: Do you believe in love? ...Oh, listen to me. This is silly.
-->'''Sumia:''' No, it's not! I do believe in love! It's very kind of you to ask. Are you in love also, my lady?
-->'''Caeda:''' Me? Well, yes, of course. I have my betrothed.
-->'''Sumia:''' Oh, that's wonderful! Isn't love grand?
-->'''Caeda:''' (It seems I tried the love ploy on the wrong woman)

--> '''Walhart''': Only a wretch would grasp at the gold clinking in the pockets of others. You want to steal from a conqueror? Best pray that coin doesn't melt in hell.

--> '''Morgan''': How dare you interfere with my ploys to get attention!

-->'''Lissa''': Not another step, potato molester! Stealing food is wrong! [[HypocriticalHumor Well, I guess I sometimes steal sweets from my brother's pack. ... And gold.]] But that is totally not the same thing. It's time for you to die, die, die!
-->'''Libra''': It is a terrible sin to impede the hard work of honest folk. Repent now, and I may be inclined to... ...... You're just going to sit there and moan a lot, aren't you? Right. I suppose I'll just end you and [[BystanderSyndrome let the gods sort it out, then]].
-->'''Cherche''': [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute My, aren't you a darling.]] What a shame we stand here as enemies. Minerva would have loved to have such an adorable playmate. As it stands, I cannot let you pass. Even the cute must pay their dues.
-->'''Lon'qu''': Now you're a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it? ... [[CombatPragmatist Well, so do I.]]
-->'''Stahl''': [[ExtremeOmnivore Um, why do you keep staring at me and drooling?]] Oh gods! [[MessyHair It's my hair, isn't it?]] It reminds you of a vegetable! Well, I'm NOT a vegetable, so...so...Augh, stop licking your lips!
-->'''Anna''': [[FelonyMisdemeanor Wrecking someone's inventory is as bad as murder in my book!]] My merchant's heart goes out to [[AlternateSelf that]] [[{{Narcissist}} shockingly lovely]] [[AlternateSelf field keeper]]. You'll pay for your crimes!
--> '''Donnel''': Ya done picked the wrong day to mess with [[FarmBoy farmers]]! Our crops are like our babies! We even give 'em names! Ya hear that? [[ComicalOverreacting Vegetables have souls, ya darn baby killers! ...Argh! CHARGE!]]
--> '''Inigo''': Mummies here, mummies there...Why can't I gain experience from seducing lasses? It's so unfair. Aaaaargh! Why are you so close? And why are you puckering your LIPS?!
-->'''Noire:''' Eek! Hungry monsters are gonna nibble at me like an overripe aubergine! [[IncomingHam ...WE'LL SEE WHO DEVOURS WHO! TASTE JUDGEMENT, CROP-MUNCHER!]]

-->'''Chrom''': Right. Because we can save their (the supposed ''farmers''') precious vegetables... Vegetables they somehow grow amidst stony ruins... Vegetables threatened by... vegetarian... monsters...

--> '''Walhart''': True conquerors eschew meat and dine on the bounty of the earth! [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Would you deny me sustenance? Then you will pay!]]

--> '''Yen'fay''': So, you are the dogs responsible. [[SeriousBusiness No crime is graver then eating another man's lettuce]]. Aye, may the weight of your crimes crush you in your dying breath.

--->'''Chrom''': [[GotMeDoingIt Le sigh...]]

-->'''Gangrel''': Well I'll be damned... A man crazier than me.

---> '''Morgan''': ''Now THAT'S the Inigo we ladies know and occasionally manage to tolerate!''

-->'''Gerome:''' Hold still! You're making this harder than it has to be.
-->'''Inigo (blushing):''' I'm sorry! I'm just... not used to being manhandled like this... Please, Gerome, just promise me you'll be gentle!
-->'''Gerome:''' What the hell are you saying? Stop talking like that already!
-->'''Inigo:''' What? I just never expected you to have such a strong, firm touch...
-->'''Gerome:''' There! Words like that! You'll give everyone within earshot [[HoYay the wrong idea]]!

--> '''Chrom''': You might want to keep a low profile. And I mean Kellam low.

-->'''Gaius:''' Ack! Y-you want me to touch the cursed thing? ...With my bare hands? C-Could I maybe just...leave it here on the ground? While I, er...go do something? I'm sure it'll still be here when I come back!
-->'''Henry:''' Well, duh! Of course not! Then you'd get sand all over it, silly!
-->'''Gaius:''' O-oh...right. Ha ha... Wouldn't want to...*gag*...spoil it...

-->'''Lucina''': ''Hold on, tiny, wooden mother! I'm coming!''

--> '''Aversa''': Shall we make it a contest, then?
--> '''Gangrel''': Your mother was a contest.

-->'''Henry''': What? You don't believe your own flesh and blood?! [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hmm, blood...]]

--->'''Owain:''' Don't worry. You got your ghostly point across just fine.
--->'''Henry:''' Really? Nya ha! Thanks, Owain! See ya around, then. *Whoosh* *ghost noises*

--->'''Inigo:''' Father? It can't be... You're dead.
--->'''Henry:''' Nya ha! I wish!

--->'''Henry:''' Sorry, but I'm not about to abandon my son when he's in danger. I like danger! And I'm also surprisingly okay with death. And flies. To me, this world's as cozy as a blanket. Nya ha ha!
--->'''Brady:''' Pop, you're kind of freaking me out.
--->'''Henry:''' I have that effect on people.

--->'''Maribelle:''' Wh-what?! Where are you going? Stop running, young man!
--->'''Brady:''' Ow! Let go of my ear! What do you care if I haul it out of here? You're probably s-some enemy ruse!
--->'''Maribelle:''' I most certainly am not! If I were some artifice of the enemy, then you would already be dead. I or someone else would have struck you down the moment you hesitated.
--->'''Brady:''' Well...yeah, but...
--->'''Maribelle:''' But nothing! Stand up straight! Did I raise you to run for the hills at the sight of your own mother's face?
--->'''Brady:''' You didn't raise me, period! Ugh, I give up. So what do you want, Ma?
--->'''Maribelle:''' At last, some respect! Naturally, [[SkewedPriorities I have come to make sure my son in this world carries himself with dignity]].
--->'''Brady:''' ...... BAWWW! *sniff* *sob*
--->'''Maribelle:''' Brady, whatever has come over you? You usually cry after my lectures, not before them.

--->'''Donnel:''' That must be the Inigo of this world. That's my boy -- look at him go! But I'll probably scare the tar out of him if I just march up and say hi... And that's if he even recognizes me... I reckon I look younger than he does!
--->'''Inigo:''' Father?! What are you doing here?
--->'''Donnel:''' Inigo?! How'd ya know I'm your pa?
--->'''Inigo:''' Uh, can anyone else fight that well with a pot on his head?

--> '''Yarne''':Ack! STRANGER DANGER!

-->'''Anna:''' But my sisters were up mining in those mountains today too! Anna and Anna! Anna too! And little Anna! ...Was there one more? ...Oh, yes, Anna!
--> '''Chrom:''' Indeed-we will not rest until Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, and... what was the last one? Ah yes, Anna- we will not rest until all five of them are safe.

-->'''Chrom:''' Okay, okay! I got the idea! You all have names. That's... just grand.

-->'''Gangrel:''' "Deadlords," was it? You lost me at "[[GeneralFailure dead]]." Bwah ha ha ha! Where do you get off feigning power when you all met with some miserable defeat? To me, you're only good at one thing - and you're about to do it again!

-->'''Seliph:''' ...Am I doing the right thing?
-->'''Morgan:''' Oh? You're still debating that? In that case, why not surrender? [[SincerityMode We'll see no harm comes to you]].
-->'''Seliph:''' No! I have to trust in my convictions!
-->'''Morgan:''' Then keep your doubts to yourself! Sheesh.

-->'''Lilina:''' What do you hope to achieve here? Just let us go about our lives!
-->'''Robin:''' All I hope is to put this realm back to-- Ugh, why bother? She won't listen. ...My purpose here is to defeat you. That's all you need to know!
-->''(five seconds later)''
-->'''Roy:''' Why do you trouble this land? You have your own realm!
-->'''Robin:''' Actually, I'm fairly certain it's you who-- Ugh, what's the point? Only force will sort this mess out!

---> '''Lucina:''' I tried out some of Father's fighting techniques and managed to smash a large hole into a wall...Success?

-->'''"Marth":''' You can call me Marth.
-->'''Chrom:''' Really?
-->'''"Marth":''' No.

---> Chrom's ''penis'' broke.
---> Sumia's ''water'' broke.
---> Libra's ''masculinity'' broke.
---> [Avatar]'s ''brain'' broke.

-->"Ooh! {{Catfight}}! Catfight!"

-->"Oh, the questions this raises..."

--> '''Laurent''': Father, has your hairline receeded?! I'm concerned... for the two of us.

** After the Avatar agrres to forgive them, they say to shake on it, as they do;

** The map is full of them. According to Nowi, [[AllMenArePerverts some of the men in the unit]] have said a great deal of interesting things about Tharja's [[GagBoobs "boingy bits"]]. Being too innocent to know better, Nowi becomes curious about them, [[SkinshipGrope even going so far as to feel them]] (though this part is only mentioned, not played out) when Tharja fell asleep on the battlefield.

** The map is full of them. According to Nowi, [[AllMenArePerverts some of the men in the unit]] have said a great deal of interesting things about Tharja's [[{{Gainaxing}} "boingy bits"]]. Being too innocent to know better, Nowi becomes curious about them, [[SkinshipGrope even going so far as to feel them]] (though this part is only mentioned, not played out) when Tharja fell asleep on the battlefield.

* Stahl and Panne's A rank support is this due to AlienLunch:

* In Rogues & Redeemers 2, Gangrel can piss off the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Black Knight]] if he speaks to him.

*** Which, in itself, is hilarious, because the "cheerful" people Severa refers to can include [[GrumpyBear Gerome]], [[TheComicallySerious Frederick]], [[TheCynic Tharja]], [[TheCaligula Gangrel]], [[TheConqueror Walhart]], [[TheStoic Laurent, and Miriel]].

* Tharja and Lon'qu's A ranked support converstaion. Pretty much Tharja is going to erase Lon'qu memories so that he doesn't have to deal with the bad memories. After he rejects her offer there is this golden converstation.

* Sumia tripping for the first time. It's absolutely golden slapstick, and it comes out of nowhere. The other times she and [[spoiler:her daughter]] trip are also really funny as well. It's not just a trip, it's a ''full body face plant.'' She's just a few degrees shy from standing on her own face for a brief second there whenever she does it.

** Even better is that 'Marth' is actually [[spoiler:Chrom's daughter from the future, who hasn't been conceived yet! ''Congratulations, Lucina, you just prevented your own damn birth!'']]

* The scene in which "Marth" reveals who she really is; it's already [[Heartwarming/FireEmblemAwakening Heartwarming]] and a [[TearJerker/FireEmblemAwakening Tear Jerker]]. However, when Sumia is married to Chrom, it also gets turned into a moment of funny, as [[InsecureLoveInterest poor Sumia]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely misreads the situation]] and starts picking flowers, sadly playing the "He loves me, he loves me not" game, thinking she lost her husband to a girl who's actually [[spoiler:her own daughter]]. And then when Chrom notices her, she goes "I'm not spying on you! You can't prove that I am!", which the distressed face she uses makes even funnier.

** Each version where Chrom is married to a playable character (aside from Robin) has something to this effect. If Olivia is married to Chrom, she will be crying and remarking that she thought they would last forever. She will call [[spoiler:her own daughter]] beautiful and say Chrom's happiness should come first. If Maribelle is married to Chrom, she angrily ponders whether she should be a "woman of good breeding" or punch Chrom in his cheating face. If Sully is married to Chrom, Sully is swinging a sword and grunting in the background. Chrom wonders why she is practicing, and Sully threatens to practice on [[spoiler:her own daughter]], who she calls a ''hussy''. He, like in the Sumia version, tells each of his respective wives the truth after their misunderstanding.

* In the final chapter, [[spoiler:Grima offers to spare the Avatar's friends if they [[WeCanRuleTogether join with him]]. The Avatar can quite sensibly point out that that's bull and he'd just murder them all anyway, to which Grima responds that [[DeadpanSnarker duh, of course he would, but at least they'd]] [[HeroicSacrifice go out looking like a hero]].]]
* At the end of the game, after the BigBad is defeated... [[spoiler:and if the Avatar has sacrificed themself, all characters will speak out their faith in their return. It's all quite touching, until it's Cherche's turn. It's a bit of a MoodWhiplash, but quite a funny one.]]
-->'''Cherche:''' [[spoiler:Minerva says she still feels Avatar is of this world... Also that they smells delicious, but that's neither here nor there...]]

--->'''Henry:''' [[spoiler:Hey, Avatar, everyone's dying to see you alive. We're sick to death of death! That reminds me of a good one: two Risen, a wyvern, and a priest walk into a bar—]]

* Morgan has trouble remembering anything about their non-avatar parent, regardless of who the avatar actually marries, but there's something especially hilarious about it if their dad is Kellam – poor guy just can't catch a break! [[spoiler:Dips into a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when Morgan finally manages to remember something about him during their A-Rank support.]]
* Frederick is {{Properly Paranoid}} for a good reason, even when it comes to ''clearing away debris and loose gravel from everywhere he goes.'' You want to know why? In [[spoiler:[[OnlySaneMan Chrom]] and [[CuteClumsyGirl Sumia's]] C-Rank support]], [[spoiler:Chrom]] ends up tripping over ''[[spoiler:a pebble]]'' (and what's even funnier is that ''[[spoiler:it's [[SubvertedTrope NOT]] Sumia doing the tripping this time]]''). This means that Frederick's paranoia about tripping over things has ground: people can trip over even ''[[spoiler:pebbles]]'' and quite possibly, ''severely'' injure themselves.

* One of Lucina's supports with whoever winds up as her younger sibling [[note]]Cynthia, Brady, Kjelle, Inigo, or Male Morgan[[/note]] is hilarious. Lucina sees her sibling running away, and they then say that it's a large bug. Lucina is at first exasperated, but also begins to freak out when the fly comes near her, and her sibling asks her to try and [[KillItWithFire kill it with fire magic.]] [[spoiler:Chrom is the one who ends up dealing with it after he hears the commotion.]]

* When you recruit [[spoiler:Emmeryn and Gangrel]], their bios describe them as [[BlackComedy the hardest to kill, and the most hopeless acrophobe, respectively.]]

** Inigo does succeed in getting someone to be his wingmate. [[spoiler:However, ''she'' is Morgan, and she's doing it primarily because [[{{Troll}} she]] enjoys watching Inigo [[CasanovaWannabe crash and burn with other women]]. [[RelationshipUpgrade They get better, though.]]]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Morgan''']]: Come on, it's not too late to change your mind! Let's go philander! C'mooon!\\

[[spoiler:'''Morgan''']]: BOOOOORING.
** Said talk turns out to be [[spoiler:Inigo's confession of love for Morgan, to which her reply is: "...For seriously?" and his reply is "YES, FOR SERIOUSLY!"]]

* [[BlueBlood Mari]][[RichBitch belle]] has a facial expression that rarely shows up, but when it does it is extremely hilarious to watch. ''[[spoiler:Her entire head goes red]]'' and she's either ''extremely'' embarrassed or ''extremely'' enraged. A notable example is when [[ThePerfectionist Fred]][[CrutchCharacter erick]] is [[TrainingFromHell running her into the ground with steward training]], [[JustifiedTrope she all but]] ''completely loses it'' at the end of her and Frederick's B support over [[spoiler: ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Frederick not being able to see his reflection in a spoon she polished]]]]''. She may as well have ''[[spoiler:[[HighPressureEmotion steam shooting out from her]]]]''. Her voice clip and her last line that accompanies her shift in facial expression caps it off ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments gloriously]]''.
** On that note, [[ShoutOut two of Frederick's lines in said support]]: [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime UNACCEPTABLE!]]]]
* Tharja's supports with the Avatar are priceless. She [[spoiler:senses the dark forces hidden within the Avatar]] and becomes [[StalkerWIthACrush infatuated with your character]], regardless of gender. The C Support has her admitting to the Avatar that she's been watching the avatar sleep and taking notes on anything and everything they do. In the B support, after the Avatar offhandedly mentions that Tharja should try to be a little bit more normal, she attempts to act like a {{Genki Girl}}, complete with awkward, high-pitched laughs and ''eel pie.''

* In Maribelle's B support with Olivia, she helps her try to overcome her shyness by performing some "shock therapy" with her designed to do just that. As we find out from the results in their A support... [[spoiler:this involved them hitting on strangers with techniques meant to be used by "gentlemen only," as Maribelle realizes afterwards, including wolf whistles and bad pickup lines.]]
-->'''Olivia''': [[spoiler:Those pantaloons must be made of mirrors, for I can see myse-(cut off)]]

* The Avatar's supports with Vaike, in which the former catches the latter trying to peek on the girls while bathing, only for both of them to get chased off by [[spoiler: Sully's horse]]. And then it happens ''again'' in their B support. The Avatar's reactions are priceless.

*** Which, in itself, is hilarious, because the "cheerful" people Severa refers to can include [[GrumpyBear Gerome]], [[TheComicallySerious Frederick]], [[TheCynic Tharja]], [[spoiler:[[TheCaligula Gangrel]], [[TheConqueror Walhart]]]], [[TheStoic Laurent, and Miriel]].

* In Morgan and Nah's S support, Nah prays to [[GodIsGood Naga]], [[spoiler:who tells them both to {{get a room}}.]] It gets funnier if [[spoiler:the players have actually seen Naga in-story]].

* The male Avatar and [[spoiler:Aversa's B Support, in which she reminds him (assuming you fought her with Chrom at the Table Approach) that she is the Avatar's adoptive sister, teases the Avatar for it, and only agrees to come back to sleep at the camp if her "biiig sibwing agwees to pwotect her!"]]

* In Laurent and Noire's S support, [[spoiler:Laurent, of all people, confesses to being a masochist, expressing excitement over one of Noire's SplitPersonality outbursts]].

** Even funnier because even when she got him to act like a cat, TheReveal at the end is that [[spoiler:her curses didn't work on him, he only did what she asked because of [[MsFanservice her beauty]]]].

** Though it becomes [[HarsherInHindsight less funny]] when you realize that [[spoiler:yes, Lon'qu would ''definitely'' be triggered by the dead bodies of women, given [[TheLostLenore what caused his phobia in the first place]]]].

* The Female Avatar asking Tiki questions while the latter is sleeping. The best part comes in their A-Support when [[spoiler:Tiki complains about a hag (Female [=MU=]) asking her questions and calls it a nightmare. When Tiki goes back to sleep, the Female [=MU=] tries to get closer to hear her again, only for Tiki to threaten [=FeMU=].]]
* Walhart as a villain emanates dread. [[spoiler:Walhart as your ally, however? He'll leave you in stitches.]]

* There's a rather funny bit of GameplayAndStoryIntegration in Sully and male Robin's C Support. In her roster entry, Sully is described as "the woman to end all men." When she's yelling at Robin about how she doesn't care about her figure, just her muscle mass, Robin will briefly freak out and beg her not to attack him. Even better: Sully becomes genuinely confused as to why Robin thinks she's going to attack him. In fact, the Support conversations between them are funny in general. For example, their B and A Supports revolve around them fighting and bonding over the results of the fitness contest from the C support, which includes both of them suffering over the effects [[spoiler:of eating the dried seaweed Robin brought up at the end of the C Support]].

* Most of Gregor's endings start out with a line about him sinking into a life of excess and gluttony, usually with his wife pulling him out of it somehow. With Cordelia, it's because he feels ashamed to be so lazy when she's working so hard, with Nowi it's to travel the world with her ([[spoiler:possibly to look for her family since she was kidnapped as an infant]]). Marry him to ''Tharja''....

** [[spoiler:Gangrel]] chastises them for robbing scum ''lower than themselves''.
** [[spoiler:Walhart]]'s quote comes off as a BadassBoast, but still hilarious nonetheless:
--> [[spoiler:'''Walhart''': Only a wretch would grasp at the gold clinking in the pockets of others. You want to steal from a conqueror? Best pray that coin doesn't melt in hell.]]

** Noire [[LargeHam roars in her violent state]], but instantly loses steam upon seeing the Risen, deeming them very powerful if they had did such a thing as rob [[spoiler:20 coins]].

* In Paralogue 18, the Shepherds encounter [[spoiler:Gangrel, former Mad King of Plegia, [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen reduced to working with a rabble of bandits]]. Not content with brutalizing and dethroning him, Chrom takes this opportunity to rub salt in his wounds.]]
-->'''Chrom:''' [[spoiler:[[HowTheMightyHaveFallen Ironic that you, of all people]], [[HeroicSacrifice are finally learning about long falls.]]]]

** [[spoiler:[[EvilVegetarian Wal]][[SecretCharacter hart]]]] gets ''absolutely enraged'' that the entombed would deny [[spoiler: a conqueror like him]] sustenance, calling out the risen in his [[LargeHam usual manner of speaking.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Walhart''': True conquerors eschew meat and dine on the bounty of the earth! [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Would you deny me sustenance? Then you will pay!]]]]
** For that matter, there's [[spoiler:''[[TheStoic Yen'fay's]]'':]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Yen'fay''': So, you are the dogs responsible. [[SeriousBusiness No crime is graver then eating another man's lettuce]]. Aye, may the weight of your crimes crush you in your dying breath.]]

* In Lost Bloodlines 2, if [[spoiler:Lucina]] faces off against Prince Marth, he questions why they're wearing the same clothes.

** [[spoiler:Gangrel's]] reaction to fighting Legion.
-->[[spoiler:'''Gangrel''']]: Well I'll be damned... A man crazier than me.
* [[spoiler:Walhart's]] quote when [[spoiler:he]] finds an item on the ground:
-->[[spoiler:'''Walhart:''']] What's this? Haha, an item! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!
* If you marry [[spoiler:Gangrel]] and recruit Morgan, they'll sometimes have these conversation quotes when they step on a sparkling tile together.

[[spoiler:'''Gangrel''']]: Ha! You mean you haven't heard? Your father was [[spoiler:a turd with a crown]]. You should be ashamed to have been born into such disgrace. Now go away. [[Sugarwiki/HeartwarmingMoments I'll tell you the moment I do anything fatherly enough to merit your pride.]]

* In Rogues & Redeemers 2, [[spoiler:Gangrel]] can piss off the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Black Knight]] if he speaks to him.

* In the Harvest Scramble map, after watching [[spoiler:[[HoYay Victor and Vincent]]]] passionately complimenting each other, Frederick suggests that he and Chrom do the same as they do. Chrom immediately commands him to pick up his lance and start killing things.

*** And then later [[spoiler:we find out that she wasn't drunk at all: the potion was a ''truth serum.'']]

** Miriel & Sumia's conversation. Miriel assumes that Sumia's clumsiness is all a ruse for the latter to attract men, and Sumia fervently denies her claims. [[spoiler:But then when Miriel brings decisive evidence, the background music stops playing and Sumia starts laughing like a maniac and admits that she's ''truly'' making everything up to attract men to her. Since Miriel found out, Sumia tries to kill her off to stop the word from spreading.]]
*** [[spoiler:Then Miriel passes out, wakes back up, and realizes she was [[AllJustADream probably just hallucinating.]]]]

** Priam and [[spoiler:Walhart]] [[WorthyOpponent get very excited to fight against each other]], but a soldier crying for help interrupts their confrontation each time.
** The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Basilio and [[spoiler:Walhart]].

** [[spoiler:Gangrel and Aversa]] VolleyingInsults with each other. [[spoiler:They decide to make a contest of it, capped off with Gangrel making a YourMom joke]].
--> [[spoiler:'''Aversa''': Shall we make it a contest, then?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Gangrel''': Your mother was a contest.]]
** [[spoiler: Aversa]]'s interaction with [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Tiki]] really milks out the former's VainSorceress for all its worth. At one point, [[spoiler: Aversa]] even considers [[spoiler: drinking Tiki's blood just so she can shave off a few years!]] Tiki herself fears [[spoiler: Aversa]] might ''traumatize her for the rest of her immortal life''.

* The most humorous of all is [[spoiler:Walhart]]'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxTPUvz-a0 father-child Supports]] with Morgan, due to almost completely altering the tune of the supports, and CrossingTheLineTwice.
* In the ending of Future Past 3 [[spoiler:after the defeat of Grima, all the children have a reunion, everything goes well until everyone notices Gerome, who appears without his mask... nobody is able to recognise him.]]

--> '''Yarne''':[[spoiler: Ack! STRANGER DANGER!]]
** [[spoiler:Also, Owain appears to have lost his LargeHam traits. And why? Because people are ''responding positively'' to such antics and treating his flights of fancy as totally plausible]].
--->'''Owain:''' [[spoiler:Now when I say, "My sword hand twitches," people don't look at me funny. They says, "Lord Owain will show the forces of evil what's what," or... "Don't mess with the blood of the exalt!" ...They actually say what I expect them to! I don't know how to cope!]]
*** [[spoiler:From the same epilogue, "[[AnimalWrongsGroup Save the Taguel]]" and Yarne's exasperation.]]

* The ending of Infinite Regalia. [[spoiler: After a very tense battle against Deadlords [[WildMassGuessing who might or might not]] [[FridgeHorror have been constructed from the remains of the children's parents]] from the BadFuture, Chrom and company settle for leaving the Outrealm... [[MoodWhiplash until the Deadlords give him an Einherjar card and a discount card under the promise of coming back! The sudden shift in the mood makes it look like the Deadlords are lonely and get clingy at the presence of the Shepherds.]]]]

** [[spoiler:Gangrel]] has little respect for the mighty Deadlords.
-->'''[[spoiler:Gangrel]]:''' "Deadlords," was it? You lost me at "[[GeneralFailure dead]]." Bwah ha ha ha! Where do you get off feigning power when you all met with some miserable defeat? To me, you're only good at one thing - and you're about to do it again!

* If you're playing on Casual mode, then [[spoiler:Gangrel's]] retreat quote is basically him {{Rage Quit}}ting the level.

* Kellam's roster trivia states that he is the tallest member of the army, sitting down. Since you can recruit units like [[spoiler: Walhart and Basilio]], this has some pretty hilarious implications in either direction.

* When "Marth" blocks an attack on Chrom [[spoiler: revealing her true identity as Lucina in the process]], it's a dramatic moment...unless you look at the battle forecast and see that Chrom, due to intense [[LevelGrinding level-grinding]], would've not only [[NoSell NoSelled-ed]] the attack but also have killed the assassin, without any need for help whatsoever.

* Naming your Avatar [[spoiler:Grima can be this because it doesn't change any dialogue, meaning everyone will call the Avatar by their name and somehow [[HidingInPlainSight never connect them to the Fell Dragon itself]].]]
** Naming them [[spoiler:Naga can also be funny if you believe Validar gave them their name, as that's the last thing he would name the vessel of Grima.]]

-->'''Frederick:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes When in your presence, I cannot tear my eyes from you. I am captivated!]] True, at first it was because [[TeamDad I]] feared [[CuteClumsyGirl you might blunder into a tree...]]

* The Avatar's attempts at cooking, which meet with... varying levels of success, a MythologyGag to the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAkaneia previous Avatar]]'s similarly lackluster performance in the kitchen. They actually develop something of a complex about it in some supports, such as Avatar x Nowi.

** ''[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Miriel]]'', of all people, has one if you have her battle [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Lilina]].

* During certain fights in the Einherjar Xenologues, Owain will go on his usual musings and usually will not be taken seriously, like when facing against Olsten in Lost Bloodlines 1, or face No-Nonsense warriors like [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Jaffar]] that will take the challenge before Owain finihses his flourish. [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThracia776 Nanna]], however, will that Owain's talk about a metamorphosis seriously and declare she will take Owain out before it is complete. Made even funnier by the fact Nanna is a Troubador here and thus cannot actually harm Owain.

* Just like in ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Blazing Sword]]'', you can abuse the HelloInsertNameHere function to name yourself after canon characters like Marth and Chrom, and no one, including the ''actual'' Marth or Chrom, will notice your shenanigans.

* [[BlueBlood Mari]][[RichBitch belle]] has a facial expression that rarely shows up, but when it does it is extremely hilarious to watch. ''[[spoiler:Her entire head goes red]]'' and she's either ''extremely'' embarrassed or ''extremely'' enraged. A notable example is when [[ThePerfectionist Fred]][[CrutchCharacter erick]] is [[TrainingFromHell running her into the ground with steward training]], [[JustifiedTrope she all but]] ''[[RantInducingSlight completely loses it]]'' at the end of her and Frederick's B support over [[spoiler: ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Frederick not being able to see his reflection in a spoon she polished]]]]''. She may as well have ''[[spoiler:[[HighPressureEmotion steam shooting out from her]]]]''. Her voice clip and her last line that accompanies her shift in facial expression caps it off ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments gloriously]]''.

** It gets better in their A-Rank. Frederick has a ''mental breakdown'' over Chrom telling him to stop "helping" so much, and instead takes it UpToEleven, getting incredibly overzealous over everything in Chrom's path and (sadly off-screen) dusting Robin when they get to their tent.

** Henry becomes interested in Gaius' sweets, since in Plegia they didn't have many kinds of sweets or the like, due to poor harvests. He speaks highly of all of Gaius' hoard, and Gaius decides to show Henry his even ''[[UpToEleven bigger]]'' stash, which is full of even more exquisite candy. At one point while describing a sweet black bean candy, he starts ''blushing''. Henry is amazed because [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the candy looks great even though it has beans in it]]. As thanks, Henry offers Gaius a Plegian sweet, a cake that is used as an offering to Grima. Gaius notes that it looks as if "it was baked in the fires of hell" and "reeked of sulfur and ''oozed'' a black, miasmic substance". Gaius passes it off as he says that he's not hungry right now, so Henry gives it to him to eat later-and he wants the details on how much Gaius liked it.