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Voiced by: David SpadeThis is Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco. A guy whose groove and style is equaled to only by his ego and inversely proportional to his sense of empathy. Kuzco was born and raised to rule but treats his kingdom as a giant toy, demanding constant pampering, belittling his subjects and callously punishing them for "throwing off his groove". He spends most of his time just admiring himself at the expense of pretty much everyone. Kuzco's flippant attitude finally bites him in the butt after his embittered ex-advisor Yzma tries to kill him, only to accidentally turn him into a llama and lose him, setting off the story of this jerky of an emperor trying to regain his throne, body, and maybe learn a few lesson in humility and friendship along the way.
- Adorkable: Although not in the nerdy way, but in the socially-awkward-kinda-woobie-way. Once he stops being a Jerkass.
- Affably Evil: Pre-Heel–Face Turn, when talking to people Kuzco tends to be casual, generally friendly and even warm at times - despite being callously self-absorbed and uncaring towards others. This makes a lot of sense: rather than the typical villain pretending to be polite Kuzco legitimately believes that the world should revolve around him, so he can be as pleasant (if tactless) as he wants because people will get with the program no matter what. When people don't get with the program even the slightest bit, that's when he starts getting snide and showing how cruel he really is.
- Ambiguously Gay:
- His body language and poise are certainly flamboyant, and at the very least Camp Straight.
- He is disgusted by the women presented to him as potential brides at the beginning of the movie.
- To the fans, his relationship with Pacha could be considered this.
- Ultimately averted in The Emperor's New School TV series, where he is extremely attracted to a girl.
- Animal Motifs: A llama.
- Anti-Hero: Starts out as a Nominal Hero, evolves into a Type II.
- Baleful Polymorph: Essentially every animal transformation he goes through in the movie.
- Berserk Button: Seriously. DON'T THROW OFF KUZCO'S GROOVE! He'll have you thrown out a window for it.
- Break the Haughty: Getting turned into a llama is just one step into Kuczo learning to be a better person.
- The Caligula: Kuzco is a milder version, but he does have an elderly man defenestrated for the crime of "throwing off the emperor's groove".
- Camp Straight
- Catch Phrase: "No touchy!"
- Celibate Hero: He actually seems quite asexual in the movie. Averted in the TV series, however.
- Character Development: He goes from being a self-absorbed, spoiled Jerkass at the beginning of the movie to a Jerk with a Heart of Gold who subtly apologizes for his actions at the end.
- Conveniently an Orphan: He obviously had them at one point, but they and their absence are never adressed or even mentioned in the movie itself. One of the only clues we have from elsewhere is that Yzma apparently raised him - which just raises further questions.
- Deadpan Snarker: As part of his massive ego he snarks at everyone almost constantly. It eventually gets toned down a fair bit with his Character Development.
- Demoted to Extra: In the sequel, when Kronk takes the lead.
- Disney Death: After falling down a waterfall, he seemingly drowned. However, when Pacha was trying to give him CPR, we find out that he was just knocked unconscious.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Done hilariously, where a homeless man accidentally bumps into him during his song number, and gets promptly thrown out of the nearest window.Kuzco: You threw off my groove!Guard: Sorry, you threw off the Emperor's groove.Old Man: [as he is falling through the air] SOOOOOOOORRRRYYYYYYYYY!
- To add insult to injury, if you pay attention, Kuzco actually ran into the old man in the process of his groove. The old man was trying to hobble out of the way and couldn't move fast enough.
- Eccentric Millionaire: More like "Eccentric Emperor".
- The Emperor: Kuzco is the emperor of the Kuzconian Empire in Peru.
- Entitled Bastard: After being turned into a llama, he genuinely expects Pacha to help him even while he openly intends to destroy Pacha's village so he can build a summer home in its place.
- Even Evil Has Standards: After he saves Pacha from falling, Pacha points out that he could have just let him fall. Kuzco responds by saying "Nobody's that heartless!"
- Genre Savvy: Frequently snarks about and/or hangs lampshades the events of the movie.
- Hates Being Touched: He's very particular about people entering his personal bubble. Towards the end of the movie, he allows certain people to hug him or playfully hit him.
- Heel Realization: By the 2/3 of the movie.
- Hidden Heart of Gold:
- Hot Guys Are Bastards: He's pretty handsome, and is a total asshole at the film's beginning.
- Hypocrite: Probably the biggest hypocrite (protagonist) in Disney history, and it's played for laughs. He states, very pointedly, that he was the "victim here" and was so put-upon by everyone who wanted to take him down, and yet sees no problem with endangering hundreds and destroying an entire mountain village for the sake of building his own summer home and water park.
- Idle Rich: Very much more concerned with indulging himself than actually taking care of his empire at first.
- It's All About Me: The page image and possible Trope Codifier.
- Jerkass: Pre-Character Development. Kuzco was a comically conceited, ignorant, greedy, narcissistic, sarcastic, cowardly, and stubborn brat.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Post-Character Development. Kuzco becomes more nice, loyal, good-natured, fun-loving, and polite. He's still comically conceited person and ignorant, but not as much as he was in the beginning.
- Lean and Mean: Pre-Character Development he was a skinny brat.
- Meaningful Name: Kuzco means "the center of the world" it was also the capital of the ancient Incan empire which seems to be where the movie takes place.
- Mr. Vice Guy: Selfish, greedy, and lazy.
- Narcissist: Before his Character Development, he is very full of himself.
- Not So Different: Really, the differences between him and Yzma are quite superficial. And as it turns out, Yzma raised him, so that figures.
- Official Couple: With Malina by the series finale.
- Parental Abandonment: No mention whatsoever is ever made to Kuzco's parents, presumably the previous rulers of the empire. Apparently, he was raised by Yzma: it's easy to see where he got his mean streak from. It's implied in one episode of the series Yzma offed Kuzco's Dad.
- Pretty Boy: Oh yeah. He's a Jerkass, but damn if he's not a good-looking Jerkass.
- Pride Before a Fall: His pride sets him up for all the hilarious trauma of the movie.
- Prince Charmless: To the potential brides in the opening. Subverted in that he was already the Emperor at this point.
- Riches to Rags: Happens to Kuzco after being turned into a llama. At least most guys will be left with the shirt on their backs, Kuzco doesn't even have hands left! It says a lot about Kuzco that he gets over this pretty quickly under the assumption he can still boss people around and Yzma is still loyal.
- Royal Brat: He has a tiny, elderly man defenestrated for throwing off his groove, criticizes his potential brides, and it's implied stuff like this happens on a daily basis.
- Single-Target Sexuality: The only woman that Kuzco is remotely attracted to is Malina.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Words just can't describe how he fit this.
- Smug Snake: Despite his Emperor position, it's very hard to take him seriously as a threat to anyone.
- He is at least a head shorter (if not more) than the other three leads of the film.
- He is very thin and seemingly unfit (though obviously not as bad as Yzma).
- Title Character: Kuzco is "Emperor" to get a "new groove".
- Took a Level in Kindness: His ego gets a nasty, but good drop throughout the movie.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Kuzco's love for Mudkas Meat Mugs, to the point where he tried to eat nothing else in one episode.
- Tsundere: A surprising platonic male version. After saving Pacha's life when he could have let him fall, he claims he was just doing it so that he could still lead him to the Palace. Not because he likes him or anything.
- Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: A narcisissic Jerk Ass at first, who gets a fair share of humiliation before getting better.
Voiced by: John GoodmanThis is Pacha, a soft-spoken, roly-poly peasant who helps Kuzco find his way back to his empire. Pacha is the head man of his village and a loving husband and father. He values the traditions of his people and wants to make a good future for his kids. And he's the first person Kuzco's met (maybe ever) to not put up with his Imperial nonsense for a minute.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Or the hulking, nice ones who can deliver one hell of a punch.
- The Big Guy
- Bumbling Dad: Averted. Despite the things that happen to him, he proves to be an effective parent to his kids.
- Deadpan Snarker: He gets some pretty good lines in the film as it progresses.
- Gentle Giant: Tall and husky, and definitely pretty strong, but mostly enjoys playing with his kids and talking to llamas.
- Good Parents: Along with Chicha, he is a kind and loving parent.
- Happily Married: Has a close and open relationship with Chicha.
- Large and in Charge: A large man and the head man of his village.
- Nice Guy: Keeps this up throughout the film even though Kuzco is a world-class asshat that nobody likes.
- Nice Hat: A brown hat.
- One Head Taller: He's a full head taller than his wife Chicha.
- Only Sane Man
- Silk Hiding Steel: A rare male example. At first Pacha is very polite and affectionate, not saying more than he needs to and even helping a defenestrated old man. But he actually tends to pull Big Damn Heroes moments.
- The Straight Man: To Kuzco, whenever the younger man acts selfish.
"It's brilliant, brilliant, brrrrilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!"Alright gang now check out this piece of work. Now, this is Yzma, the emperor's royal advisory. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. Yzma raised Kuzco from his early childhood, preparing him for the throne while running the empire herself. Kuzco eventually becomes annoyed with her constantly going behind his back and fires her. Enraged at this callous discarding, Yzma concocts a plan to assassinate Kuzco and take the throne for herself.
Voiced by: Eartha Kitt
Voiced by: Eartha Kitt
- Affably Evil: Usually she's Faux Affably Evil, but when a group of her henchmen are turned into animals, one of them asks to go home and Yzma politely excuses him without any hint of anger or annoyance and even asks the others if any of them would like to leave.
- Ax-Crazy: Arguably the craziest Disney Villain to date.
- Bald of Evil: She wears a variety of extravagant, colourful wigs throughout the movie, but she's shown to be bald when Kronk barges into her tent late in the movie.
- Big Bad: Her efforts to take the throne from Kuzco end up turning him into a llama and end up far away from the palace. Yzma spends the rest of the film trying to hunt down Kuzco to kill him.
- The Caligula: Yzma fits this trope during her time of regency.Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?
Peasant: Umm... food?
Yzma: HAH! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!
- Catch Phrase: "It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!"
- Chaste Toons: She has twin nephews, Zim and Zam, who were voiced by Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
- The Chew Toy: Yzma goes through a LOT of abuse throughout the movie, to getting stuck in a swamp with flies, to rolling down a hill, picking up tar and feathers and becoming a human pinata as a result, to getting zapped by a small raincloud that appears out of nowhere while she and Kronk are gliding across a chasm, leading to them falling into said chasm, to getting a chandelier dropped on her (she fits through the hole in the middle of the chandelier). And that's not including her transformation into a kitten and getting slammed into the wall, before ending up a squirrel scout and firmly losing any control she had over Kuzco's empire.
- The Comically Serious: Particularly when she has to deal with Pacha's kids.
- Everybody Knew Already: In the TV series, Yzma's "secret lab" isn't very secret.Kuzco: (mockingly imitating Yzma) TO THE NOT-SO-SECRET LAB!
Kuzco: Yzma's got that "secret lab".
- He knew about it in the first film, too. He intends to go there to be changed back.
- Evil Chancellor: She did start out as The Starscream, but became this as Kuzco got better.
- Evil Is Hammy
- Evil Laugh: She's a master of these.
- Excessive Evil Eyeshadow
- Fan Disservice: Spelled out below (until she becomes a cat). Lampshaded in universe.Yzma: I bet you weren't expecting this! (appears to pull up her dress)Pacha and Kuzco: *sounds of disgust*Yzma: A-HA! (reveals knife that was taped to her leg beneath her dress)Pacha and Kuzco: (relieved) Ah, yeah, okay.
- The Fashionista: She may be scary beyond all reason, but she has a great sense of style. Undoubtedly another trait Kuzco picked up from her.
- I Was Quite a Looker: In the original version of the movie this was her motivation, even. And the TV show confirm it: her teenage self is a cutie.
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: High on the "ineffectual", low on the "sympathetic". But we love her anyway.
- Ink-Suit Actor: Word of God says that her appearance was based on Eartha Kitt herself. They were worried that this would offend her, but it turned out that she actually found it hilarious.
- Laughably Evil: She's arguably the most comedic character in the film... even though she wants to assassinate an emperor.
- Laughing Mad
- Lean and Mean: Taking a cue from characters like Jafar and Maleficent, Yzma is positively spindly - likely as a call back to their designs.
- Mad Scientist: She has a secret lab, a maniacal laugh and everything. The anachronistic dissonance is played for laughs, of course.
- Never My Fault: She often blames the failures of her evil plans on Kronk; while he does hold some of the blame, a lot of it usually has to do with the fact that her plans tend to be either a) too convoluted to actually work, b) doomed to fail from the start, c) irrelevant to what she wants to accomplish in the first place, or d) all of the above.
- Nice Hat
- Not So Harmless: At the climax of the movie, she goes from bumbling and ineffectual to threatening enough to send Kuzco and Pacha running for their lives.
- One-Winged Angel: Hilariously parodied when she gets turned into a fluffy little kitten, doubling this with Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: Her alter-ego of Principal Amzy doesn't really fool Kuzco, but Kronk can never seem to recognize her.
- Parental Substitute: She actually raised Kuzco since he was a baby and thus explaining where most of Kuzco's faults come from; it's implied she was going to pull a The Woman Behind the Man act when he was finally crowned and rule the kingdom through him, but his firing her put a stop to that. (It's also implied that she offed Kuzco's parents in order to do so).
- Phrase Catcher: Not an episode of the TV series goes by without calling her "scary beyond all reason".
- Pimped-Out Dress
- Regent for Life: Attempts this, but when Kuzco fires her she moves to a more direct method and tries to kill him.
- Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear: Yzma is transformed into a nearly harmless kitten near the end of the movie.
- Slapstick Knows No Gender
- Smug Snake: All of her plans are either too convoluted to actually work or doomed to fail from the start, and yet she's under the assumption that she's an evil genius.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Or rather one idiot, Kronk, but the effect is the same.
- Treacherous Advisor: Yzma certainly enjoys throwing her weight around, but the notion of actually usurping Kuzco only seems to hit her after he fires her. Granted, she did raise him (and as above mentioned, may have offed his parents) so perhaps she was tyring to use him as a puppet.
- Unfortunate Names: In the ancient Peruvian language called Quechua, Yzma means "Shit".
- The Usurper: She decides to become this after Kuzco fires her.
- Vague Age: We know she's old, but we don't know how old. According to "The Emperor's New School Spirit" episode of the TV series, she's 48.
- Villainous Valor: During the last fight. Not even the risk of dying by falling 100 feet down from a building, or turning into a small cat will stop her.
- You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Everyone else has black hair, she has purple hair. This is one reason why she is 'scary beyond all reason'. She actually wears wigs and headpieces... not that that helps in any way.
Voiced by Patrick WarburtonYzma's current sidekick (she swaps them out every decade or so), who was clearly hired more for muscles than for brains. Despite working for Yzma, he's a chill guy with a sunny demeanor who'll go with her Zany Schemes no matter what they require of him. Also a Friend to All Living Things, a Supreme Chef, and a Nice Guy who struggles with deep theological conundrums. Wait, why is he a bad guy again?
- Adorkable: Despite his Heroic Build, Kronk definitely qualifies. He's a gentle giant, quite clumsy, and his ditzy nature only adds to his charm. If that wasn't enough, the guy is can speak fluent squirrel!
- Ambiguously Jewish: Seriously, his last name is Pepikrankenitz.
- Anti-Villain: Type IV.
- Berserk Button: Don't insult his cooking. This is all he could take from Yzma, and caused him to switch from Yzma's side to helping the protagonists.
- Breakout Character: He got his own Direct-to-Video sequel.
- Brown Note: "I never liked your spinach puffs! Never!"
- Cloudcuckoolander: Kronk's ditzy nature is quite...unique.
- Deadpan Snarker: High on the 'deadpan', low on the 'snarky'. But he still has some of the funniest lines in the film.
- The Dragon: To Yzma.
- Dumb Muscle: Kronk is very muscular, but is incredibly naive and childish.
- Dumbass Has a Point: When Yzma figures out that Kronk accidentally gave Kuzco llama extract instead of poison, Kronk rather fairly points out that all of Yzma's vials look the same and she should figure out a better way to label them.
- Extreme Doormat: Him being so docile and accepting is what makes him put up with all of Yzma's constant abuse and Kuzco's constant egomania. Of course, after his Heel–Face Turn he stops being a doormat to Yzma.
- Genius Ditz: While the ditzy part is unquestionable, he knows how to be liked by anyone he meets (another kind of intelligence), is a great cook, has a lot of practical knowledge about things and can survive in the wild all by himself, plus he's fluent in squirrel and Hash House Lingo. Moreover he as a surprising analytical insight where many others seem to fail, he was the first to figure out that patcha was with the transformed Emperor trying to help him get back. Although he's a little slow on the uptake he can figure things out pretty quickly too, even guessing what the evil Yzma was planning beforehand ahead of anyone else.
- Gentle Giant: He's a huge man with a huge heart.
- Good Angel, Bad Angel: Has a pair of these, which basically look like himself dressed as a stereotypical angel and devil respectively. They're also Cloud Cuckoolanders like him, so their conversations tend to quickly go off the rails. He's the only one who can see them, so it deeply confuses others when they see him talking to them.
- Heel–Face Turn: At the end of the movie.
- Hidden Depths: Let us count the ways:
- He's a Supreme Chef and he gets Hash House Lingo right away.
- He used to take interpretive dance, though he usually had to be in the back due to weak ankles.
- He's fluent in the languages of woodland creatures, including squirrel.
- He's quite skilled at various kinds of jump rope and seems to genuinely bond with Pacha's kids over it.
- He balks when Yzma orders him to break down the closet door in Pacha's house, pointing out that it's hand-carved mahogany.
- I Take Offense to That Last One: "... and I never liked your spinach puffs!"
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He just couldn't kill Kuzco at the beginning, and has a Heel–Face Turn by the end of the movie and becomes a full-on nice guy.
- Like Father, Unlike Son: Kronk is a Gentle Giant who enjoys baking and other similar hobbies. His father who is introduced in the sequel is a short statured man who doesn't view such things as being merits of someone he would consider as successful. Upon seeing the lengths Kronk's friends would do to help him out and their overall view of him however, Kronk's father gives his approval in light of his son's character rather than the standards that he personally believes in.
- Minion with an F in Evil: When Yzma infiltrates Pacha's house by saying they're distant relatives, it seems Kronk actually believes this. He plays games with the kids, has a blast, and doesn't leave without urging Chicha to not wait until the next family reunion for a get together.
- Minor Flaw, Major Breakup: Kronk disowns Yzma after she makes an acerbic comment about his beloved spinach puffs. The insult is so harsh that even Kronk's Shoulder Devil is disgusted by it.
- Nice Guy: Kronk is shy, good-hearted, likable, friendly, docile, helpful, gentle, and honest.
- Odd Friendship: Hits it off pretty quickly with Bucky the Squirrel. Helped by the fact that Kronk is fluent in squirrel.
- Official Couple: With Birdwell in the sequel.
- Punch Clock Villain
- Real Men Cook: Kronk is revealed to be a great chef, who can make such things, as spinach puffs and fondue. He also has a secret recipe for foie gras. Kronk knows a variety of recipes, as revealed in the first film when he takes over for the chef when the chef quits his job after being criticized by Kuzco.
- Real Men Wear Pink: In addition to baking, some of Kronk's other hobbies include ballet and jump rope.
- Redemption Equals Death: Averted, for comedy. At first it seems that Yzma has killed Kronk by throwing him down a trap door to his death, but he actually emerges from it alive and completely unharmed... in the process, hitting kitty Yzma.
- Right-Hand Hottie
- Smart Ball: Kronk typically ends up being the Only Sane Man in his Good Angel, Bad Angel scenes.
- Speaks Fluent Animal: Kronk can talk to little woodland creatures, thanks to his Junior Chipmunk training.
- Suddenly Fluent in Gibberish: He talks to squirrels.
- Supreme Chef: He can cook anything.
- Too Dumb to Live
- Top-Heavy Guy: He mentions that he's a nightmare to tailor for, being a 66 long, 31 waist — meaning, his chest is five and a half feet around.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Kronk's affinity for spinach puffs, which he is borderline obsessed with.
- Unskilled, but Strong: Subverted. Kronk lacks some basic common sense and basic intelligence - considering that he cannot follow a conversation for much more than ten seconds - but he is fluent in woodland creature languages (particularly skilled in squirrel), is a Supreme Chef, and even has his own moments of genius clarity and realization.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: He accidentally gives Yzma the idea to kill Kuzco.
Voiced by Wendie MalickPacha's frustrated wife. Despite being heavily pregnant, and busy raising two kids, she's a true spitfire who wouldn't think twice about giving the Emperor himself a piece of her mind! A loving mama and loyal wife who, in a pinch, proves she's not to be messed with. Ever.
- Action Mom: To an extent...
- As You Know: Says this to Yzma.
- Frying Pan of Doom
- Good Parents: Along with Pacha, she is a kind and loving parent.
- Happily Married: Has a close and open relationship with Pacha.
- Neat Freak: When Pacha reports that Kuzco refused to see him, Chicha gets so frustrated that the only thing she can do to let off steam is go and wash something.
- Nice Girl: She's a loving wife towards Pacha and a loving mother towards her children.
- Pregnant Badass: Yes, in a Disney animated film. Played more realistically than usual in that she's very late in the pregnancy, but pulls this off with the help of her other kids.
Voiced by: Kellyann Kelso (1st film), Jessie Flower (2nd film and series)Pacha and Chicha's oldest child and only daughter. Chaca gets into fights with her brother, Tipo and is quite talkative.
- Girlish Pigtails: She has two pigtails, but isn't exactly girly.
- Improbable Hairstyle: How do her pigtails stand up like that?
- Motor Mouth: Can out talk anyone.
- Nice Girl: Chaca is a fun-loving and sweet person.
- Sibling Team: With Tipo when they distract Yzma with their mother.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: A sibling version. With Tipo. Justified since she's older.
Voiced by: Eli Russell Linnetz (1st and 2nd flm), Shane Baumel (series)Pacha and Chicha's middle child and oldest son. Tipo gets into fights with his sister, Chaca and wants to be just like his dad.
- Ascended Extra: Tipo gets more screentime in the sequel.
- Cassandra Truth: "I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!" Turned out he was right.
- Friend to Bugs: One of the things Tipo likes is bugs.
- Nice Guy: Tipo has a kind and fun-loving personality.
- Sibling Team: With Chaca when they distract Yzma with their mother.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: A sibling version. With Tipo. Justified since she's older.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Implied. Tipo greatly admires his father and wants to be just like him.
Bucky the Squirrel
Voiced by: Bob BergenHe is a kind, happy squirrel who enjoys eating nuts and has a good sense of friendship, good enough to make him hate arrogant people like Kuzco and act cross with them. He is also a great friend of Kronk's and is a tutor on Squirrel Speak in Kuzco Academy.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Best shown when he first meets Kuzco as a llama. Bucky arrives and amiably offers him an acorn. Kuzco takes the acorn in mock pleasantry but then hits Bucky on the head with it and tells him to hit the road. Right after, Kuzco falls into an area filled with sleeping jaguars. Bucky blows up a balloon animal and threatens to pop it, He does so but it fails to wake up the jaguars until Kuzco screams "Ha!" Later on during
- Nice Guy: Offers an acorn to anyone he meets.
- Non-Human Sidekick: Bucky reappears in the sequel as Kronk's "sidekick" of sorts. He is also a part of Kronk's Squirrel Scouts organization.
- Odd Friendship: With Kronk. Helped by the fact that Kronk is fluent in squirrel.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Like any squirrel, Bucky is fond of nuts and acorns.
Voiced by: Tracey UllmanBirdwell is the troop captain her "Chippers" and the Love Interest of Kronk in the sequel.
- Adorkable: Her adorable laugh and burgeoning romance with Kronk qualifies her as one.
- Affectionate Nickname: "Miss Birdy-poo" by Kronk.
- Animal Motifs: Like her name suggests, she has some avian qualities.
- Color Motifs: The color orange surrounds her a lot.
- Everyone Has Standards: Birdwell may be the competitive type, but she draws the line at cheating.
- Friend to All Children: Which is why she became a troop captain.
- Love Interest: To Kronk in the sequel.
- Meaningful Name: Birdwell's animal motif is that of avian qualities.
- Nice Girl: A loving personality.
- Nice Hat: Birdwell is never seen without her captain troop hat.
- Official Couple: With Kronk.
- Prim and Proper Bun: Birdwell wears her hair in a tight bun.
- Single Woman Seeks Good Man: Birdwell initially didn't like Kronk because she thought he was a careless troop leader. After they make some raisin bread together, she realizes that he's more than what she thought: Kind, romantic, and loves his "chippers". She falls for him as instantly as he falls for her.
Voiced by: Jessica DiCiccoA new main character in the spin-off series. She's Kuzco's Love Interest, which isn't a well kept secret. Malina is a cheerleader and the school council president who also is very smart and prints the Academy's news scroll. She is also a straight-A student, which is apparently a requirement for the cheerleading squad (which is a twist to most stereotypical "airheaded" cheerleaders).
- The Ace: Head cheerleader, school council president, attractive, cheerleader, and overall a nice young lady.
- Characterization Marches On: Starts out as a borderline Canon Sue, but eventually is given flaws; notably, she's made into a perfectionist and occasionally a control freak. And she's noted to be a bit competitive, to the point that even Kuzco thinks she's scary.Malina: I love winning!
- Closer to Earth: Plays this role in nearly every episode, not just to Kuzco but occasionally to Kronk as well. Also the Only Sane Woman.
- Control Freak: On a bad day.
- Death Glare: The "Malina Stare", something that both Kuzco and Kronk are terrified of. It's even accompanied by Psycho Strings.
- Dude Magnet: Malina has attracted a number of men, including Kuzco; if you remember from the first movie, he showed absolute disinterest in all of the attractive women who he was to choose for a bride.
- He Is Not My Boyfriend: She's constantly annoyed not just by Kuzco constantly calling her his girlfriend, but the fact that others seem to believe it. Though she gets less frustrated with it as the series goes on.
- Literal Split Personality: At one point, Kuzco splits her in dozens of parts of her personality so he could date the part that was in love with him. Naturally, this ended in disaster.
- Morality Pet: The only times Kuzco will do something selfless is when Malina wants him to.
- Nice Girl: Malina has a very high moral mindset.
- Not So Above It All: Though usually Closer to Earth, occasionally she would fall into her own faults and oddball traits, especially later on in the series - for example, one episode deals with her getting increasingly obsessed with getting first place in a meaningless contest to the point of cheating.
- Official Couple: With Kuzco by the series finale.
- Perfectionist: Increasingly as the series went on. A few later episodes dealt with how she got in her own way because of this.
- Single Woman Seeks Good Man: Malina admits that she does like Kuzco and would really like him, if it weren't for his arrogance and egotism.