Saberspark.

What do you get when you mix the locations/characters of El Dorado, the historical inaccuracies of Pocahontas, and the racism of early cartoons? This freaking movie.

Who thought this movie was a good idea?

If Saberspark reviews another historical inaccurate cartoon set in Asia, I hope he reviews this show, Sandokan: The Tiger of Malaysia.

Weirdly enough, the show did get a Malay dub when it aired in Malaysia when it's usually non-english voiced cartoons that get dub in either Malay or Chinese.

For this episode, we have The Adventures of Mark Twain, also known as that kids' movie where Satan's an important character.

I remember that special when it first came out. Talk about a mind$&@%.

Then I found out Mark Twain was born the day Haley’s comet appeared in1835, and died the day it reappeared in 1910, and I was double mind$&@%

Edited by ChumlyX1995 on Jun 5th 2020 at 1:57:31 AM

The biggest one for me was the reveal near the end where Saber revealed that Mark Twain/Satan, Dr. Zaius, and Brooks all had the same actor, James Whitmore. Talk about a huge variation of roles that this guy has had.

For today's episode, we have a garbage Amazon Prime movie that doesn't even have a page here yet: The Misty Green Sky.

This week, we have a Snow White adaptation that's a delightful movie which was ruined by marketing that ran counter to its message: Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs.

Also, next month he's doing Padak. Which, hoo boy, he's not ready for that.

Padak sounds....yeah.

Best and worst anthro tier list, here goes.

• S Tier: Joshua and the Promised Land, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Rango, The Secret of NIMH, Ernest et Célestine, Zootopia, Kung Fu Panda 2, The Cat Returns, Cats Don't Dance, and The Great Mouse Detective.
• A Tier: Fantastic Mr. Fox, Treasure Planet, A Goofy Movie, An Extremely Goofy Movie, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, the other two Kung Fu Panda movies, Madagascar, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and Animalympics.
• B Tier: The Rescuers Down Under, Chicken Run, Robin Hood, and James and the Giant Peach
• C Tier: A Bug's Life, Space Jam, The Angry Birds Movie, Rock and Rule, Bad Cat, Surf's Up, An American Tail, Antz
• D Tier: Bee Movie, Sing, Chicken Little, Shark Tale, El Arca, The Adventures of Renny the Fox, Roadside Romeo, Sheep & Wolves, and Spark: A Space Tale
• F Tier: Surfs Up 2 Wave Mania, Rock-A-Doodle, Cats, Let's Go Ape, Arctic Dogs, Norm of the North, and The Nuttiest Nutcracker
• Haven't watched: Over the Hedge, Barnyard, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Open Season, Bagi, the Monster of Mighty Nature, Rock Dog, Stuart Little, Hoodwinked!, Wolf Children Ame and Yuki, Ratatoing, and Flushed Away
• Doesn't count: The Brave Little Toaster since they're not animals and Garfield since it's live action.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jun 26th 2020 at 4:27:25 AM

Today's a double feature of nausea and trauma.

A weird episode of Codename: Kids Next Door where pinkeye's a huge gross focus, and...

Padak, a very dark Korean fish movie with bizarrely cheery ads.

I Wasted $130 on Butch Hartman's BAD Christian Cartoon

I've gotta say, as a Christian on the autism spectrum, Butch freaking sucks.

I'm kinda scared to watch the video as I have a low tolerance for this kind of stuff, what kind of content/"message" is in the cartoon?

It's standard Christian cartoon stuff, the problem with it is that Butch is charging 130 dollars for 6 episodes of this meh cartoon on top of all the other shitty stuff he has done before.

Basically it's Butch Hartman yet again reveals that he is a dishonest shithead.

Edited by Wispy on Jul 10th 2020 at 5:27:48 AM

Not just that, it's stuff that can be looked up on Youtube for free that's probably delivered in a much better format.

What the HELL is Strange Magic? (A Box Office DISASTER)

aka George Lucus directed another fantasy film

The Star Wars for girls, he called it. Which is weird because I see no children enjoying this thing.

Strangely it has a Cult Fallowing. I don't see why though. However I have never watched it.

Likely from people whom grew up with it.

There's no video this week because he's focused on getting his "What RUINED Veggietales" video done.

Aka his videos removed by youtube and he's not happy about it

Edited by Ultimatum on Jul 31st 2020 at 6:25:14 PM

But here's an explanation anyway.

This week, he explains why three of his videos were removed: Strawinsky and the Mysterious House due to the director singling him out, Ronal the Barbarian due to weird distributor shenanigans, and the dark Youtube Kids stuff due to, well, tinfoil hat conspiracy level shit.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jul 31st 2020 at 2:30:26 PM

Cheers,the heat has fried my brain