The one where the Prime Minister's house gets blown up real good.
Written by Russell T. Davies.
When we left the Doctor and Rose, they were in 10 Downing Street in the company of a passel of aliens and Harriet Jones (MP, Flydale North).
Every human in the briefing room is electrocuted, but the Doctor isn't human, and he manages to remove his card and slap it onto the exposed Slitheen's electronic collar. The feedback incapacitates not only this Slitheen, but all the others. Upstairs, Harriet and Rose bolt for the door as the Slitheen that was Margaret Blaine goes into spasm; elsewhere, Mickey bursts into Jackie's flat and pulls her to safety, pausing only to snap a picture of the writhing Slitheen that was Commissioner Strickland with his cellphone.
The Doctor bolts out of the briefing room to fetch help, but Green manages to pull the ID card away from his fellow Slitheen's collar, and by the time the Doctor returns with a team of soldiers, it has disguised itself as General Asquith again. Sergeant Price examines the experts' bodies and confirms that they're dead, and Green accuses the Doctor of killing them. The Doctor in turn accuses Green of being an alien in disguise, but the soldiers don't buy it. The Doctor tries to flee, but soldiers surround him in the corridor outside, and Asquith orders them to execute him on the spot; fortunately, they've backed him up against a lift, and he pops inside and closes the doors before they can shoot. Asquith places the upper levels of 10 Downing Street under strict quarantine and orders Price to secure the ground floor and shoot the Doctor on sight. In the meantime, Asquith and Green head upstairs and on the way, they dispose of their flatulent human disguises to revel in their glorious nudity.
Upstairs, Harriet realises that they've left the emergency protocols in the Cabinet room, but the Slitheen-Margaret has recovered and they are unable to return for them. The Doctor's lift stops briefly on the floor, distracting the Slitheen for a moment and enabling Harriet and Rose to hide in a nearby office. The Doctor takes the lift up one more floor and then descends via the staircase. Green and Asquith join Margaret, eager to purify their blood with a hunt; Margaret can scent the fear of her targets, and has been prolonging the hunt deliberately to make the smell more intoxicating. Margaret pulls aside the curtains to reveal Rose hiding behind them, but Harriet emerges from hiding, offering herself up in the young woman's place. Fortunately, the Doctor bursts in and drives the Slitheen back with a fire extinguisher, enabling them all to escape.
Harriet leads the Doctor back to the Cabinet room to fetch the emergency protocol booklet, but the Slitheen are only a few steps behind them. The Doctor holds them off with a bottle of port, threatening to use his sonic screwdriver to triple its flammability. When the Slitheen hesitate, he takes the opportunity to question them, and learns that they are not an invasion force, but a family business. Slitheen is not their race name, but their surname; "Joseph Green" is in fact Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen. Before the Doctor can learn their intentions for the Earth, however, "Asquith" calls his bluff regarding the port. As the Slitheen advance on him, the Doctor delivers a brief lecture on the history of 10 Downing Street... up to the installation of three-inch-thick steel security bulkheads in response to the IRA's attempted 1991 bombing, which he now activates, sealing the Slitheen out of the room. And, unfortunately, sealing himself and his friends inside.
Satisfied that the Doctor no longer poses a threat, the Slitheen summon the rest of the family to Downing Street, and Asquith orders Price to keep the ground floor secure and await an emergency address from the Acting PM to the people of the world. Outside, Andrew Marr tries to make sense of the variety of new arrivals to 10 Downing Street, including Group Captain Tennant James of the RAF; Ewan McAllister, Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament; and Sylvia Dillaine, Chairman of the North Sea Boating Club ("Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea"). All they seem to have in common is their remarkable girth and the fact that they've been invited to the upper levels, which are declared off-limits by Asquith. Upstairs, the Slitheen strip off their skin-suits, and soon, the entire family has gathered, except for Sip Fel-Fotch, the one posing as Strickland, who has yet to finish with Jackie Tyler...
Mickey helps Jackie to slip back to his flat, unnoticed. There, he warns her that nobody can be trusted (casting a suspicious glance at his trash bin as he does so), and accuses the Doctor of dragging Rose into this dangerous lifestyle. Jackie begins to cry as the shock settles in, realising that the man she accused of killing her daughter has now saved her life and that the monster that tried to kill her is still out there somewhere. Outside, Strickland sniffs the air, sensing Jackie's presence, and dismisses the other police so he can finish his hunt.
In the Cabinet room, the Doctor places the PM and Ganesh's bodies in the cupboard, and Harriet sadly realises that she never knew the young secretary's name. The Doctor explains that the Slitheen's collars generate compression fields that enable them to shrink their bodies down to fit inside human skins; the gas is a side effect, and the PM's body was too slim for them to use as a disguise. It occurs to him that he knows Harriet Jones' name from somewhere, but he can't recall exactly where. Harriet reads the emergency protocol booklet but finds nothing of any help; Rose suggests that they launch a missile at the Slitheen, but due to an unfortunate incident in the UK's past, the United Nations holds the release codes for Britain's nuclear arsenal, and they can't launch a strike without UN approval. Mickey then calls Rose, and is able to reach her through the steel shielding thanks to the modifications the Doctor made to her cellphone. The Doctor swallows his pride and asks Mickey for help, giving him the secret password ("buffalo") that will enable him to log onto UNIT's secure website. As Mickey works, however, Jackie demands to know whether her daughter will be safe with the Doctor and the Doctor is unable to answer her question.
The UNIT website is monitoring an alien signal that the Doctor realises is being transmitted by the Slitheen. As the Doctor listens to the signal and tries to work out what it's saying, Strickland tracks Jackie down to Mickey's flat, strips off his skin-suit and begins to break down the door. Mickey offers to hold off Sip Fel-Fotch with a baseball bat while Jackie flees, but there's no other way out of the flat. For a moment, the Doctor is paralysed by indecision, but when Rose begs him to help her mother, he springs into action and starts looking for the aliens' weakness. He and his allies list all they know about the aliens, from the colour of their skin to the nature of their technology, the smell of their farts and, finally, the use of a hyphenated surname. This enables the Doctor to narrow down their planet of origin to Raxacoricofallapatorius, which means that the aliens' bodies are composed of organic calcium, weakened by the gas compression field which leaves them vulnerable to acetic acid. Mickey and Jackie retreat to the kitchen, where Jackie pours all of Mickey's pickled onions, gherkins, and eggs into a container and flings it at the approaching Sip Fel-Fotch. He blinks in surprise for a moment and then explodes, coating Mickey's kitchen with a wet sludge. In the Cabinet rooms, Harriet recalls how Hannibal used vinegar to dissolve boulders while crossing the Alps, and she, Rose and the Doctor share a victory toast.
The death of Sip Fel-Fotch hits the other Slitheen hard, and Green storms out of Downing Street to speak to the press. Mickey and Jackie watch the live broadcast on TV while the Doctor, Harriet and Rose listen over Mickey's cellphone. Outside, Green addresses the nations of the world, claiming that Earth is under attack by hostile alien forces capable of unleashing massive weapons of destruction within 45 seconds; Britain lies directly beneath the mothership, and their only hope of survival is an immediate nuclear strike. Green thus begs the UN to pass an emergency resolution and release Britain's missile codes so they can strike first and save the planet.
The Doctor, finally understanding the truth, opens the bulkheads to speak to Margaret and confirm his suspicions. The Slitheen deliberately engineered a spectacular UFO crash in order to drive the world into a panic and convince the UN to release the nuclear codes. Once the Slitheen have those codes, they'll fire Britain's nuclear arsenal at every other country on Earth, triggering World War Three. Despite the showy splash-landing, the Slitheen's ship is only just parked, and the Slitheen intend to sit out the nuclear holocaust inside. Once the planet has been reduced to a radioactive cinder, the Slitheen will sell off bits of it as fuel to every cut-price, bargain spaceship out there. The signal they're sending out is an advertisement for the sale of the century; they'll make a hefty profit, at the cost of five billion lives. The Doctor orders the Slitheen to leave the planet immediately, or he'll stop them. Margaret and the Slitheen burst out laughing but the Doctor isn't laughing, and as he closes the bulkheads, Margaret begins to get a little worried.
It's midnight in New York, and the UN Security Council have convened to vote on their emergency resolution. Dawn is breaking over London, and as far as anybody knows, it could be the day humanity fights its first interplanetary war. Green and Asquith leave Price in charge of keeping the ground floor secure, while they retreat to the Prime Minister's office to wait for the phone to ring. Giggling with anticipation, the Slitheen remove their skin-suits to greet victory in their glorious nudity.
Time is running out, and the Doctor reluctantly reveals that he can stop the Slitheen but he can't guarantee Rose's safety. Rose is willing to let him do whatever he has to, but Jackie refuses to let him risk her daughter's life. The Doctor finally tells Jackie that this is what his life is about, standing up and making terrible decisions and he doesn't want to lose Rose because of it. But Harriet then points out that she's the only duly elected representative in this room, and she's thus the only one with the authority to make this decision. On behalf of the people of Britain, she orders the Doctor to carry out his plan. The Doctor thus directs Mickey over the phone, giving him the passwords he needs to hack into the Royal Navy and launch a conventional, non-nuclear missile from the nearest offshore submarine, the HMS Taurean. Jackie can't bring herself to stop Mickey, as much as he himself might want her to... and Mickey, albeit reluctantly, presses the button and fires the missile at 10 Downing Street. The Doctor, Rose and Harriet remain trapped in the Cabinet offices, and the bulkheads may not be strong enough to protect them from a direct missile strike; nevertheless, the Doctor keeps in touch with Mickey, guiding him as he blocks the counter-defences on the coast, enabling the missile to slip through. Rose and Harriet clear all of the loose objects out of the cupboard, and they and the Doctor huddle inside and wait...
Downstairs, Price receives a report of the incoming missile, and triggers the fire alarm, evacuating the building. He rushes upstairs to warn the Prime Minister of the danger and bursts into the office to find it filled with naked Slitheen, waiting for the red phone to ring. After an appalled pause, Price flees. Outside, the press and police scatter as the missile hurtles towards Downing Street; inside, the panic-stricken Slitheen begin fighting over their skin-suits, but they're trying to work out which disguise belongs to whom when the missile strikes, blowing 10 Downing Street to rubble. The steel box that was the Cabinet room tumbles end over end into the street, and the Doctor, Rose and Harriet emerge, alive and intact. When Price rushes up to investigate, Harriet immediately takes charge, ordering him to contact the UN and inform them that the crisis is over. The Doctor and Rose watch happily as Harriet addresses the press, telling them that the human race has survived the crisis undefeated. She's come a long way from the flustered backbencher she was yesterday and the Doctor now knows where he recognised her name. Harriet Jones is going to be a future three-term Prime Minister, the architect of Britain's forthcoming golden age. And it sure would be a shame if a frustrated individual stopped that from happening in the heat of the moment...
Rose returns home for a tearful reunion with her mother, while the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and disperses the Slitheen's signal before any interested parties can pick it up. Jackie still doesn't trust the Doctor, but she's now willing to listen and learn more about Rose's new life. When the Doctor calls Rose on her cellphone and learns that Jackie has invited him to dinner, he turns the invitation down without hesitating and instead offers Rose a choice: stay home with her mother, or come with him to see things she's never seen before. When Jackie finishes making tea in the kitchen, she finds Rose packing up her belongings and, though she tearfully begs her daughter to stay, Rose continues packing.
Night falls over London, and the Doctor forces the young boy who spray-painted "BAD WOLF" onto the TARDIS to scrub it clean again. Mickey has bought a newspaper, and is upset to find that the alien attack is already being dismissed as a hoax; it's almost enough to make him agree with the Doctor that humans are all idiots. The Doctor concedes that Mickey's not as bad as he thought, and gives him a CD-ROM containing a virus that will erase all mention of the Doctor from the Internet, thus ensuring that nobody can get into trouble by following him. He also invites Mickey to accompany him and Rose, but Mickey admits that he can't handle the pace of the Doctor's life. He asks the Doctor not to tell Rose, however, and when Rose shows up and invites Mickey to join them, the Doctor speaks up, stating that Mickey isn't invited. Jackie, upset, pleads with Rose to stay, but Rose assures Jackie that she's just going off travelling for a while and, since she's travelling in a time machine, she can be back in ten seconds no matter how long she spends out there. She and the Doctor step into the TARDIS, which dematerialises as Jackie and Mickey watch. Ten seconds pass, and the TARDIS does not return. Upset, Jackie returns to her flat... while Mickey settles down with the newspaper to wait a while longer.
- Actor Allusion: When Strickland visits Mickey's flat, the word "Salford" can be seen graffitied on the wall near the elevator. Christopher Eccleston's hometown is Salford.
- Alien Lunch: At the end of the episode, Jackie asks Rose if the Doctor would be interested in sharing dinner, or if he eats something weird and alien like "grass and safety pins".
- Artistic Licence Nuclear Physics: Nuclear detonations do not make the soil and rocks on the site itself radioactive; the radioactivity is the result of particles from the bomb's fissile material spread around by the explosion.
- There also aren't nearly enough nuclear weapons on Earth to reduce the entire surface to molten slag.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Andrew Marr whilst reciting the names of the new Slitheen arrivals at 10 Downing Street:Andrew Marr: ...And there's still no word from inside Downing Street, though we are getting even more new arrivals. [Tennant James, in full dress uniform, emerges from a car] That's Group Captain Tennant James of the RAF, though why he's been summoned, we've no idea. [He's followed by:] And that's, uh, Ewan McAllister, Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. [lastly, a portly woman] And this is most unusual. I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, chairman of the North Sea Boating Club. Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea.
- Batter Up!: Mickey grabs a bat to defend himself and Jackie from Sip Fel-Fotch, although he doesn't end up needing it.
- Bottle Episode: The episode is entirely split between 10 Downing Street and Mickey's flat on the Powell Estate.
- Cassandra Truth: When cornered at gunpoint by Downing Street's security forces, the Doctor explains in total sincerity that they shouldn't shoot him because he's trying to stop an alien who has disguised himself as the Prime Minister. As soon as he's said it, he realises how unbelievable it sounds.
- Continuity Nod: The "He's got a northern accent!"/"Lots of planets have a north..." exchange from the season première is replicated between Harriet and Rose.
- Curse Cut Short: "Oh, bol" [BOOM!]
- Deathly Unmasking: The Slitheen only end up getting killed once they've done away with their human skin suits: in the first case, Sip unmasks to murder Jackie Tyler, only to get a jug of vinegar to the face, causing him to explode into gunk. In the second, the rest of the Slitheen unmask to enjoy their imminent victory, only to end up getting caught by surprise when Mickey Smith orders a missile strike on 10 Downing Street, killing all but one of them before they can even slip back into disguise.
- Death Glare: The Doctor gives one to Margaret Blaine while shutting the steel door to the Cabinet room.
- Didn't Think This Through: "They'll never get in." "And how do we get out?" "Ah."
- Dirty Coward: For all their bluster, the Slitheen panic like oversized babies after Mickey fires a missile. They're prepared to cut and run, but their internal arguing over who gets what skin suit makes them fail.
- We learn in "Boom Town" that the Slitheen posing as Margaret is particularly this, as she used an emergency teleport that only fit one person to warp out of the building, thus leaving her brothers to die.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?:
- The rather blatant references to the Iraq war (massive weapons of destruction). The most obvious of this comes with Joseph Green/Jacrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen's speech on TV, when he mentions that the alien weapons are "capable of being launched within 45 seconds", a jab at real life Prime Minister Tony Blair's claim that Iraq's nuclear bombs could be fired within 45 minutes.
- The Slitheen plan also bears some similarities to conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11 claiming that elements within the government engineered a plane crash into the World Trade Center and Pentagon for nefarious, power-grabbing ends.
- Don't Make Me Destroy You: Another "I give you a choice" moment from the Doctor.
- Early Instalment Weirdness: The first appearance of the Slitheen is very different from later versions, most notably how they blow up. In later explosions, it looks like actual slime, whereas here it has a texture more like overcooked spaghetti in lime jelly.
- Elevator Escape:The Doctor: Ah, well, now, you see, the thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, a little word of advice, [lift door slides open behind him] don't stand him against the lift! [steps into the lift and the door closes]
- Embarrassing Rescue:Jackie: You saved my life. God, that's embarrassing.
Mickey: You're telling me.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: The Slitheen have a telepathic link between one another, so they can sense when one of their number is killed, and they aren't happy.Asquith: Someone must have got lucky.
Green: That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have.
- Face Death with Dignity: After Mickey launches the missile at 10 Downing Street, the Doctor, Rose, and Harriet realize that they may not survive. They do their best to clear out a small cabinet (reasoning that it's the most enforced part of the room); when the time comes, they huddle together and clasp hands, fearful but resolute. Harriet remarks "Here we go—nice knowing you both. Hannibal!"; the last line is a reference to the earlier invocation of Hannibal crossing the Alps. This is deliberately contrasted with the Slitheen, who panic like cowards and fall to petty squabbling instead of working together to escape—and thus get blown up.
- "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: When it looks as though they're doomed, Harriet remarks "Nice knowing you both" to the Doctor and Rose. Though they don't die, she clearly though they were going to.
- Fat Bastard: The Slitheen have to use overweight people as disguises as their compression technology will only go so far.
- Fire-Forged Friends: Mickey and Jackie.
- Foreshadowing: The Doctor swears he's heard of Harriet Jones* somewhere, and asks her if she's famous. She dryly notes that she isn't in the slightest. After she takes charge of the situation, the Doctor remembers that in the future, she is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
- Friend or Idol Decision: "I could save the world but lose you!"
- Furniture Blockade: Mickey barricades a door by jamming the handle with a chair to buy him and Jackie time to grab some vinegar-rich foods to kill the Slitheen chasing them.
- Gallows Humour: The Doctor threatens the Slitheen by threatening to "triplicate the flammability" to turn the drink into a bomb, however, the female Slitheen eventually realises that he can't actually follow through with his threat. Realising what's going to happen, the Doctor offers the drink to his companions, saying, "Have a drink, I think you're gonna need it".
- Gasshole: The Slitheen. All of them. It turns out to be a fatal weakness, as Harriet and Rose realize that their gas smells more like bad breath than human flatulence, which clues the Doctor to the Slitheen being made of living calcium and thus weak to acetic acid (vinegar).
- GPS Evidence: The Doctor identifies the Slitheen homeworld by mapping everything the cast has learned about them against his encyclopaedic knowledge of the universe, repeatedly saying "Narrows it down!" as he eliminates possibilities.
- He Had a Name: Played with Harriet does this to herself when she realizes she never asked Indra Ganesh his name. When she next shows up in "The Christmas Invasion", she seems to be trying to avoid this.
- Hoist by Their Own Petard: The Slitheen's decision to get out of their skinsuits (on the grounds that "victory should be naked") costs them dearly: When they realise that the missile is on the way, they waste what little time they have trying to cram back into their skinsuits. If they had left the suits on, they would have been able to run out the front door with everyone else.
- Hollywood Hacking: Mickey launching the missile into Downing Street. He does need an actual password provided by the Doctor. However, there's no way a military organization would use a single common word as the one thing stopping civilians from launching missiles. However, he is using a backdoor the Doctor installed that almost nobody else knows about.
- Honour Before Reason: A humorous example. Sip Fel Fotch is minutes away from killing Jackie and Mickey, and the Doctor, Rose, and Harriet are running down a list of the aliens' traits to help the Time Lord determine where they're from. Harriet realizes an important piece of evidence stems from the Slitheen's flatulence... and wastes a few seconds asking for her companions to forgive her using such crass words.Harriet Jones, MP: Wait a minute! Have you noticed, when they fart if you'll pardon the word it doesn't just smell like a fart if you'll pardon the word.
- Humans Are Morons: The cornerstone of the Slitheen plan to destroy Earth. They'll get control of London's nuclear arsenal by claiming that the only way to destroy the aliens is with missiles, then "accidentally" misfire a warhead into other nations, which would spark a nuclear war and utterly annihilate all life. They reason that humans are too stupid and reactionary to act without thinking; the Doctor confirms that this is true.
- I Can't Believe I'm Saying This: "Mickey the Idiot... and I may choke before finishing this sentence... I need you."
- Incoming!: "What do you mean, 'incoming'?"
- I Need a Freaking Drink:
- After his "triplicate the flammability" bluff fails, the Doctor offers Harriet (to his right) the port. Harriet tells him "You pass it to the left first." So, he hands it to Rose.
- After successfully determining the Slitheen's home planet and weakness to save Jackie and Mickey, the Doctor, Harriet, and Rose all help themselves to a few gulps of wine.
- It Has Been an Honour: "Nice knowing you both," says MP Harriet Jones crisply as they huddle in the cupboard.
- Killed Mid-Sentence: Jacrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen, aka Joseph Green, as seen under Curse Cut Short.
- Lampshade Hanging: The Slitheen are delighted and squeeing over the fact that "The telephone is actually red!"
- The Mafia: Turns out that the Slitheen aren't a species in and of themselves, but a Raxacoricofallapatorian crime family.
- Mama Bear:
- Jackie is not happy when it transpires that Rose is in danger.
- Later, she's the one who saves the day against the Slitheen trying to kill her and Mickey she snatches the phone from the latter's ear, whips up a cocktail of every vinegar-containing item in his kitchen, and tosses it all over the alien, who promptly explodes.
- Men Can't Keep House:The Doctor: Mickey, have you got any vinegar?
Mickey: How should I know?
The Doctor: It's your kitchen!
Rose: Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf.
- A Million Is a Statistic: Cruelly invoked by the Slitheen. When Harriet Jones points out that their plan to reduce the Earth to radioactive rubble by sparking a nuclear war over the planet will cost over six billion human lives, Margaret Blaine sneers "a bargain".
- Newscaster Cameo: Andrew Marr is still camped outside Downing Street.
- Oh, Crap!:
- When the Doctor promises Margaret that he'll stop the Slitheen's plan, she sneers "What? You, in your box?" As the Doctor closes the door, face grim and not looking away from her, she begins to look a lot less confident about it.
- All of the Slitheen react this way when they discover that a missile is about to hit 10 Downing Street.
- The Password Is Always "Swordfish": An especially egregious case, as the password to every non-nuclear UN-controlled missile launch platform turns out to be "buffalo", a few times over. The suggestion seemed to be that "buffalo" was a special password for UNIT types to bypass security. And that the Doctor, having worked for UNIT around the time that the whole world decided this computer thing was really going to take off, may have built in the backdoor himself.
- Pretext for War: The Slitheen's plot is to manufacture one (defending Earth against nonexistent alien "weapons of destruction") in order to get access to Britain's nuclear arsenal and kickstart World War III in order to reduce the Earth to radioactive fuel.
- Refusal of the Call: After Mickey finally does something useful, the Doctor invites him onboard. Mickey passes, and the Doctor plays it off as continued animosity for Rose's benefit.
- Shown Their Work: Not only did they have the proper prefix for a submarine-launched Harpoon missile, they CGed a very good replica of a Harpoon. However, Harpoons are anti-ship missiles, not land attack.
- The Siege: The Doctor, Rose and Harriet barricade themselves inside the Cabinet room, which has steel-reinforced walls.
- Squee: The Slitheen are jittery as they race into the Prime Minister's office and admire the red telephone.Blaine: Look at that! The telephone is actually red!
- Swiss Army Weapon: Averted. The sonic screwdriver doesn't do port.
- Take That!: The Slitheen take over the British government and contrive a situation so they would be given access to nuclear launch codes under the pretense of stopping nonexistent "massive weapons of destruction".
- Title Drop: "World War Three: Whole planet gets nuked."
- Toilet Humour: The Slitheen. Again.
- Un-person: The Doctor gives Mickey a disc that will erase all records of him from the Internet. As later seasons show, Mickey never actually uses it. On the tie-in website, he explains that he doesn't like the Doctor making yet another decision for Earth. It's enough that he has it, and he'll decide for himself if the Doctor's really that dangerous.
- The first of several efforts by the Doctor to extricate himself from history.
- Weaksauce Weakness: The Slitheen explode on contact with a mixture of concentrated vinegar and pickled onions. Granted, the Doctor implies that this only works with Slitheen that have recently been using a body-compression disguise because it weakens their physical structure so much, but it does seem a bit silly that a Slitheen could die by falling into a bowl of salad.
- Weapon of Mass Destruction: Lampooned. The Slitheen manage to gain control of the Western nuclear arsenal in order to reduce Earth to radioactive rubble simply by threatening Earth with a (non-existent) alien battle fleet armed with "Massive Weapons of Destruction".
- Weirdness Censor: Despite incontrovertible proof of alien life, the media quickly dismisses the whole incident as a hoax. Well, the original ship that hit Big Ben had been a hoax all along, but what about the missile that obliterated 10 Downing Street? When Mickey complains, the Doctor tells him there's a scientific explanation for the phenomenon: "You're thick."
- Who Would Be Stupid Enough?:The Doctor: There's no weapons up there, there's no threat. He just invented it.
Harriet: Do you think they'll believe him?
Rose: They did last time.