Crossover Ship: Dexter and Blossom. They're just freaking adorable together!
Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy: What happened to the Superman who inspired kids to tie their bathroom towels around their necks and run around like they could fly? The characters we looked up to as kids? Now it's all just angsty for the sake of being angsty. The girl I love doesn't even know how to smile anymore. Nobody in Marvel or DC can be trusted and the only consistency I can still rely on is that things are just going to get worse and worse. *sniff* These people aren't my heroes anymore.
Fate Worse than Death: My opinion of what poor, poor Arthur faces in Living With Hipstergirl And Gamergirl. Living with 2 girls that hot, one of which is a gamer, and not tapping either one? I literally cannot imagine a worse kind of hell. Seriously, that's like Prometheus's punishmentnote chained to a rock where an eagle ate his liver daily, then let it grow back at night so he could eat it again plus Loki's punisment note being tied over jagged rocks in a cave while a giant snake dripped poison in his face times like, eleventy billion!
In the Hood: I just have this thing for hoodies. Light, warm, and cover your head so people can't see you. (I'm paranoid, okay?) I practically feel naked without one.
It's Not Porn, It's Art: Porn IS a form of art. A form that most people don't appreciate because they're in denial about the truth that humans are just pretentious animals, and we are slaves to our nature!
So Bad, It's Horrible: My opinion of Iron Man 3, Sea Of Monsters,note They Changed It, Now It SucksSuperman Returns, any Fantastic Four movie, "Twilight",note Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!! Taylor Swift,note whore! Justin Bieber,note dipshit they all suck!
Stalker with a Crush: Okay, I admit, sometimes when I like a girl and have free time...I sorta follow them a little.
When She Smiles: I just think Kristen Stewart would have a much better acting career if she smiled more. (She's kinda pretty, in a "shy best friend" sort of way) Well, and if she didn't star in the suck-jest film series of all time, But I Digress.