Characters: Ultra Fast Pony
"Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends!"The cast of the abridged series Ultra Fast Pony. Compare and contrast with the original flavor characters.
Tropes that apply to more than two characters:
- Bi the Way / Lipstick Lesbian: The mane six and Princess Cadance, as they all share a female prostitute at the end of the UFP movie.
- Butt Monkey: Spike, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Princess Luna are all disliked and abused by the rest of the cast, sometimes for no good reason. Which of them is the most disliked varies from episode to episode.
- Canon Foreigner: Through the magic of redubbing and creative editing, new characters are created from whole cloth. So far, these include Snuggle Berry, Mutation, The Orb, and Yellow Twilight.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: EVERYONE at one point in the series, however their are exceptions.
- The Exile: Princess Celestia likes to hand out exile sentences for no reason whatsoever. At least they're temporary. Exile's a major part of Twilight Sparkle's and Princess Luna's backstories. And the entire plot of the first two episodes of season 3 gets kicked off when Celly banishes the mane six to the Crystal Kingdom.
- Hollywood Tone-Deaf:
- As demonstrated at the end of "The Best Episode Ever", the mane six can't harmonize with each other worth a damn. Some of them, like Pinkie and Rarity, can at least carry a tune alone, while Twilight and Fluttershy can't even manage that much. Naturally, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow do the most singing in the "UFP Sings Tainted Love" and "UFP Sings Take on Me" bonus videos. In the captions, Wacarb cries that they're making his ears bleed.
- When the musical episode rolls around, the mane six are all surprisingly good at rapping... but their cheering routine sounds like complete crap.
- Informed Attribute: Nearly all of Ponyville is allegedly shy in "All A Boot Shy":Iron Will: Okay, if I could just have the shyest pony here raise their hoof in front of the entire audience...
[Every pony in the audience raises a hoof.]
Iron Will: Okay, I didn't really expect that, what with this being a seminar for shy ponies and all.
- Jerk Ass: Like Cloud Cuckoo Lander everyone at at least one point, and like previously mentioned their are exceptions.
- The Irish Mob: The entire Apple clan. Apple farming is just a front for theft, fixing fights, selling drugs, other illegal activities, and speaking with Irish accents.
- Only Sane Man: Twilight, Applejack, Spike, and Scootaloo each serve as the sole voice of reason in different specific contexts.
- Static Character: Everyone except Rarity, according to "So Random":Twilight: Well, have you tried having some character development?
Pinkie: Well, I was going to, but apparently only Rarity's allowed to do that.
- Vocal Dissonance: Applies to nearly every female character, since it's one guy doing all the voice work. Rarity's nasal Australian accent and Sweetie Belle's gravelly growl are the most pronounced examples.
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The Mane Six and Spike
"I am the smartest and wisest pony in the whole town. Everything I do works, and everything I do makes perfect sense, and shut up about the burrito. My way of living is vastly superior to anyone else's, and it is my duty to have everypony do exactly as I do. My thoughts and reasonings are always rational and correct, and I will not rest until everyone else has the same opinions as me!"A magical prodigy and completely insufferable world savior. Twilight is convinced that she knows more than anyone else in Ponyville—and sometimes she's correct about this. She has a vague and creepy matriarchal relationship with Spike.Speaks with a (hyper-rhotic) American accent.
- Bad Bad Acting:
- When she plays the role of Clover in the Hearth's Warming Eve play, she isn't as flagrantly bad as Rarity (see below)—all the same, Twilight breaks character to correct her fellow actors, and the dramatic death scene is clearly beyond her acting range.
- In "Stranger than Fan Fiction", Twilight apparently didn't read the script beforehand: she barely emotes, and she stumbles over several awkwardly-written lines.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Celestia’s tsundere feelings for Twilight are well-documented (see below) but there’s a few hints that Twi reciprocates. In the song “At the Gala”, the choir refers to Celestia as “[Twilight’s] secret crush”. And a few times in season two, she's awfully quick to defend Celestia's status as "the one true alicorn" or her unique approach to maths. But when she's actually around Celestia, she's generally resentful or afraid.
- Big Eater: In "Top Dumb" she complains "I haven't had a pie since brunch!" In The Movie: The Moviening, she offers Sunset Shimmer five or six scoops of ice cream—and she's shocked to discover that some people only eat two scoops.
- Butt Monkey: Twilight is completely abandoned by her friends on her birthday. When Luna arrives in Ponyville, Twilight's ecstatic that "Someone is even more hated in Ponyville than I am!"
- Cannot Tell a Joke: Every time she tries to tell a joke to the others, the results aren't pretty. Everyone agrees her "new joke" (in "One Joke to Rule Them All") needs more work, and that her joke at Rainbow Dash's expense (in "Reading to Rainbow") is too mean to be funny. (To really rub salt in the wounds, each of those are followed up by someone else telling an equally lame joke, and everybody laughing at that.) Her attempted Quip to Black (in "C.S.Pie") just gets silence from everyone.
- Captain Obvious: She dips into this occasionally.
Twilight: According to this book I'm reading, the world is going to end soon! I think that might be bad.
- Her very first lines in the very first episode:
Twilight: I'm not sure, but I think that might end badly.
- In "Shameless Self Reference", as Rarity falls from Cloudsdale towards the ground:
Twilight: Well guys, in our attempt to run away from Derpy, we've made it here, into the desert!
- In "Derp and Destruction":
Rainbow Dash: Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.
Twilight: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little recap.
Fluttershy: It hasn't even been five minutes yet!
- Cargo Ship: From "Forgettershy":Twilight: Oh, abacus, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands me... What's that? You say you want to get married? But what will the telescope think?
- Catch Phrase: "Dammit!" Though she says it quite a bit less in season 2.
- Characterization Marches On: In "Mob Wars", Twilight warns Ponyville about the arrival of "dirty illegal immigrants!" This is somewhat at odds with her being the only pony in the mane six who isn't racist, character trait that's introduced in the very next episode and sticks around for the rest of the series.
- Cloud Cuckoolander / The Ditz: When she's this she can be the dumbest character in the series, she once thought girls' breast were their balls.
- The Dragon: To Celestia.
- Dude, Where's My Respect?: Twilight isn't hailed as a hero for saving the world multiple times; instead, she's one of the most hated ponies in Ponyville. It's implied that she brings it on herself by being such an insufferable know-it-all.
- Embarrassing Middle Name: Judging by her Trust Password conversation with her own future self, either her middle name is a secret, or her middle name is Secret. Twilight Secret Sparkle.
- The Exile: She stays in Ponyville after saving the world from Nightmoon Mare, because Celestia banished her from Canterlot. Celly apparently meant for it to be a temporary sentence (by the time of the Grand Galloping Gala, she completely forgot Twilight was exiled in the first place), but Twilight stays in Ponyville anyway.
- For Science!: Her justification for stalking Pinkie Pie. "Nothing's illegal if it's for science!"
- Future Me Scares Me: In "Time":Twilight: I've just been visited by me from the future. And me in the future is an annoying jerk! So if you ever see me in the future, I want you to punch her in the face for me!
Pinkie Pie: I feel like Twilight doesn't really understand time.
[Smash Cut to Twilight, with a bruised face]
Twilight: I didn't mean the immediate future!
- Hollywood Tone-Deaf: In "Gossip Girls", the local newspaper runs an article about what a terrible singer Twilight is. She denies it and tries to show off her skills, and just succeeds in proving the newspaper right.
- In the Season 3 trailer, she tries her hand at rapping. It's not half bad... until she tries freestyling. The result was compared to "a beached whale that died of laryngitis with a harpoon in its throat and it could never sing to begin with."
- I Just Want to Have Friends: Sometimes. In some episodes she's driven to madness by the thought that Ponyville doesn't like her. In others, she hates everyone and doesn't care what they think about her.
- Insufferable Genius: Much more so than in canon.Apple Bloom: Whoever told us reading was fun was lying!
Twilight: Oh, girls. Reading isn't about fun, it's about pretending you're better than everyone else.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Much as she loves to correct others, she's completely off-base just as much as the rest.Applejack: You know, Twilight, for a pony who's really smart, you're really stupid.
- Lipstick Lesbian: Seemed confused at the thought of wanting a boyfriend in the Ufp movie, and ordered a prostitute at the end of the film. For more hints see Belligerent Sexual Tension.
- My Beloved Smother: Twilight knows what's best for Spike, and she won't let something minor like the laws of nature get in her way.Twilight: Sorry, Applejack, but Spike's gone crazy! And by crazy I mean he's acting normal for a dragon, but crazy for a pony. Which he should be.
- Never My Fault: She occasionally suffers from a weird form of denial.
Twilight: Spike, we have a new mission. I'm going to take that pony down!
- In "The Canon Has Misfired":
Spike: But what about the end of the world?
Twilight: Oh, you bet I'm going to end her world!
Spike: Master, weren't we supposed to be doing something very important?
Twilight: ... No.
[Even later, Nightmoon Mare returns, intending to bring about the end of the world.]
Twilight: Dammit, I knew I forgot something! Why didn't Spike remind me?!
- In "Ponynet Fight!", Twilight insists that her magic isn't working because Spike isn't concentrating hard enough (and she pointedly refuses to explain why her magic needs Spike's concentration).
- Oblivious to Love: She's completely unaware of Princess Celestia's feelings for her. In "How Not to Train Your Dragon", it goes from believable to Comically Missing the Point:Chet: [reading a letter from Celestia] Dear Twilight... Can't hold it in any longer... Blah blah blah blah blah. Aw, it's just a boring love letter.
Twilight: That doesn't make any sense. Why would Celestia send me a glove letter? I don't wear gloves.
Rarity: You and I need to have a talk when we get back, Twilight.
- Only Sane Man: Specifically on the topic of racism. Twilight is the only pony in Ponyville who isn't a complete xenophobe.
- Piss-Take Rap: The Season 3 teaser trailer shows that she can't rap, either.Applejack:' Twilight, you sound like a beached whale that died of laryngitis with a harpoon in its throat, and it could never sing to begin with!
- Sir Swearsalot: "Dammit!" is her catch phrase, and she's the one cussing in most of the Curse Cut Short and Cluster Bleep Bomb gags so far.
- Static Character: As noted in "So Random":Twilight: Hey! I had character development!
Pinkie: Bro, that was like, one time at the start of the very first season. You haven't changed since then at all.
- Super OCD: Unlike canon, this mainly manifests as her correcting other ponies (and sometimes the narrator) over really minor mistakes.Twilight: It's not OCD! It's ABCD! Aggressively Belligerent Compulsive Disorder! See, my way makes more sense! Why doesn't anyone ever listen to my opinions?!
- Surrounded by Idiots: She's often frustrated by the stupidity of everyone around her. For example, in "Forgettershy":Rainbow Dash: Uugh. These ponies are so stupid. Do you ever feel like you're surrounded by idiots, Twilight?
Twilight: Each and every day.
Rainbow Dash: Really? Wow. What about today?
Twilight: Every. Day.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, what about tomorrow?
- The Voice: Twilight Sparkle is reduced to speaking from just off-screen in "Sister Angst".
- Mood-Swinger: During any stressful moments in her life (which is most of her life) she tends to slip from calm to angry to annoyed to angry again in a few seconds.
"Yes, master?"Twilight's long-suffering personal assistant, and her adopted son (or daughter). Speaks with a German-ish "Igor" accent.
- Butt Monkey: He regularly serves as a source of free labor ("I prefer the term enforced volunteer") and physical comedy ("I swear, it's like everyone hates me or something!").
- Cuckoolander Commentator: In "Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid Ponies", he and Pinkie Pie spend all their time talking about how high they are, and never get around to commenting on the race.
- Gender Bender: He's been castrated, and Twilight flip-flops between referring to Spike as her daughter and as her son.
- The Igor: Spike refers to Twilight as "Master" and has a (hilariously bad) German accent.
- Man of a Thousand Voices: Switches to completely different accents on several occasions: a Sean Connery impression in "Hippocratic Oafs", a Jamaican accent in "Utter Lunacy", a "Santa Claus" voice in "The Best Episode Ever", the Frat Bro accent in "How Not to Train Your Dragon", an "annoying teenager" voice in "Stranger than Fan Fiction", a hard-boiled detective voice in "Ponyville Noire", and a low, gruff voice in "The Longest Recap". (He likes this one so much he asks Twilight if he can make it his new, permanent accent. She refuses.)
- Nice Guy: One of the few decent characters in the series.
- Nice Hat: At Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding, the captions note that "Spike is wearing a nice hat. That is all."
- Older Than He Looks: Even though most of the cast treat him like a baby, he's 67 years old. (68 years old, as of season 3.) According to "The Longest Recap", Twilight magically de-ages him every time he starts going through puberty.
- Only Sane Man: When Twilight goes off the deep end, Spike tries (and usually fails) to talk reason into her.
- Not So Above It All: Revealed to be a Neo-nazi in "Wolfenspike 3D".
- Took the Bad Film Seriously: In "Stranger than Fan Fiction", he and Blue Twilight are the only ones who stay in-character the whole episode and don't phone in their performances.
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Spike has a pretty good German accent in the Pilot episode, but it's degenerated into something like a mix of Jamaican and German. Gets a huge lampshade hanging in "Wolfenspike 3D":Applejack: I frickin' hate the Germans.
Spike: Uhhhhh I, I see...
Applejack: It's a good thing you're not German. What is that accent anyway, Dutch or something?
Spike: Uh, sure, why not?
Applejack: You know, because you really don't sound German.
Spike: Okay! You don't have to keep bringing it up! Now you're just hurting my feelings.
"Oh, nothing. We're just a... we're just a normal family. No need to get the law involved. We sell apples, we sell apples." [winks]A hard-workin' Irish farmpony, mindin' the family business! What kind of business? "The none-of-your-damn-business kinda business!"She speaks with an Irish accent, as does most of her extended family.
- Affably Evil: She's very outgoing and friendly when she isn't extorting ponies or busting kneecaps.
- Comically Small Bribe:
Discord: Applejack, I want you to betray Twilight.
- Inverted in "The Penny and Clyde Show":
Applejack: How dare you! I would never betray my friends for no reason.
Discord: I'll give you a neverending apple!
Applejack: Ha, the joke's on you! I'da betrayed Twilight for just a regular apple!
Discord: Oh, whatever.
Twilight: Applejack! I need you to break your deal with Discord. And as payment, I will give you a regular apple!
- In the very next episode, Twilight uses it to get AJ back on her side:
Applejack: What, you think I'd go back on a deal just for one regular apple? What kind of pony do you think I am?
Twilight: Two regular apples!
Applejack: Yeah! Let's go kill Discord!
- The Dragon: To Granny Smith.
- Depraved Bisexual / Psycho Lesbian: Possibly, got in bed with Rarity to prove she was gay, but that could've meant anything.
- She has also never shown any attraction to men, but not towards women either.
- Confirmed to be a lesbian in the season 2 finale, she and the other mane six play strip poker and she invites Twilight to play with them.
- No Name Given: The character she plays in the Hearth's Warming Eve play.Chancellor Councilor's assistant: So, guys, I don't think my character got a name. Is that important? 'Cause I don't have a name.
- Only Sane Man: Aside from the fact that she's completely morally bankrupt, Applejack is the most practical and level-headed of the mane six, and even then she still suffers from mood swings
- Raised Catholic:Applejack: "Faithless heathen"? Screw you, I'll have you know I'm Catholic!
Twilight: Wait a minute. You're a Catholic?
Twilight: But you don't believe in God.
Applejack: Of course I don't! I'm Catholic!
- Sticky Fingers (Sticky Hooves?): So far, her confirmed steals include trees, Twilight's bicycle, and Twilight's medical supplies. And, on at least one occasion, "everything from everybody".
- Surrounded by Idiots:
Applejack: Oh, this must be how Twilight feels all the time.
- In "Faith to Faith:"
Applejack: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to leave now in case it turns out stupidity is contagious.
- In "Reading to Rainbow":
- Mood-Swinger: At times, most notably is when she threatens to slap Applebloom for talking back only to slip back into her calm personality.
"I, like, totally ruined your hair! And I'm not even going to apologize!"An athletic pegasus who frequently breaks records in both airspeed and stupidity. She deliberately gets on everyone's nerves, then doesn't understand why nobody likes her.Claims to be Swahili, and sounds like a Valley Girl.
- Abusive Parents: ALL of her foster parents were this.
- Angrish: Her grasp on the language is weak at the best of times, so when she gets emotional she tends to degenerate into complete gibberish.Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute, you guys hate me because I'm blue? [distraught] Iwuhwoowah! Iwuh I can't believe you guys! Rrrlrhalrurah!
- Butt Monkey: She had a Hilariously Abusive Childhood, and her only friend outside the mane six was the late Snuggle Berry. She can coerce Twilight by threatening to hang out with her all day. When Apple Bloom needs to lay low for a while, she does this by visiting Rainbow Dash. In Twilight's dream of a Ponyville with all its problems solved, Rainbow Dash's death is a prerequisite for the utopia.
- Childhood Brain Damage: Alluded to in "Pinkie's Day In":Mrs. Cake: You're not supposed to throw babies.
Rainbow Dash: Seriously? My second foster parents used to throw me all the time!
Mrs. Cake: That explains so much that I didn't care about.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: If it wasn't for the fact that she is a raging Jerk Ass, this would be the reason everyone avoids her.
- The Ditz: She and logic are not on speaking terms. Even though this is a show where everyone is prone to moments of Comically Missing the Point or Insane Troll Logic, Dash still manages to stand out as the dumbest character. The most blatant example: she can't tell the difference between road signs and clocks, and she thinks that changing the time on a clock is the same thing as time traveling.Rainbow Dash: Wait, guys! I'm about to have a brilliant idea!
Twilight: A great idea by Rainbow Dash might just be good enough to be average! Let's try it.
- Hilariously Abusive Childhood: She's never had any friends prior to the mane six, and the longest she's ever stayed with a single foster family was one week. When the parasprites turn violent, Dash's reaction is "My new family's trying to kill me again!"
- I Just Want to Have Friends: When she isn't being a jerk to people, she's lamenting that no one at all likes her.
- Inelegant Blubbering: Whenever she gets really upset, her blubbering is nigh-impossible to understand.
- The Informant: In "Ponyville Noire" she plays the part of Blind Eye McGamminy, a petty criminal who has the dirt on everyone, and will spill all of it for a few bits.
- Jerk Ass
- Jerk With The Heart Of A Jerk: Yep, she's just a jerk.
- Jerkass Woobie: Terribly obnoxious to everyone, but really just wants to find friends or family to love her. Eventually lampshaded during the Gala song:Rainbow Dash: I just want to be loved for once at the gala.
The Choir: No pony likes Rainbow Dash / Because she is annoying / But now I kind of pity her / No wait, the feeling has passed
- Never Learned to Read: She's illiterate. Humorously, this means she can't understand Scootaloo because all of her dialogue is in subtitles.
- Never My Fault: Occasionally tries to blame her mistakes on Fluttershy, in the most ludicrous way possible. For example, in "How Not to Train Your Dragon":Rainbow Dash: It was Fluttershy's fault!
Applejack: Fluttershy's not even here.
Rainbow Dash: Exactly. So she can't deny it.
- No Social Skills: She's desperate for companionship, yet she's constantly sabotaging herself with jerkish behavior, and being weirdly clingy and emotional to the few ponies who are nice to her.Rainbow Dash: I know I hate everyone, but why does everyone hate me?
- Unfortunate Name: In the Hearth's Warming Eve story, she portrays the historic Pegasus general, Flying Monkey Style. At least it's better than the character Fluttershy was saddled with.
- Valley Girl: She's weird. She has the valley girl accent and some of the mannerisms, but very few of the other traits associated with them (affluence, interest in fashion, being in school, etc).
In the "Behind the Scenes" video, Wacarb explains that he initially planned for Dash to be a completely straight valley girl ("OMG guys! TTYL! Rebecca Black is my hero! I love my parents! I go to school and I'm a college girl!") but he just forgot about this when it came time to record. So Dash instead became her own unique flavor of idiocy.
"Now, I have the rest of the suit in my den at home, complete with harnesses, and the safe words are 'Keep going'!"The local seamstress, social butterfly, and sex dungeon owner. She loves "accidentally" hurting herself almost as much as she loves the fact that, as "a hot white chick", she's destined to succeed at life.Speaks with a broad Australian accent.
- Bad Bad Acting:
Princess Plutonium: Princess Plutonium that is absolutely not true I hate all of you I'm leaving exit stage left.
- Her portrayal of Princess Plutonium for the Hearth's Warming Eve play. She's almost completely monotone, she speaks at the wrong times (recovering awkwardly when she realizes her mistake), and she recites all her stage directions and her dialogue tags.
- In "Stranger than Fan Fiction", she speaks all of Fluttershy's lines—which leads to her referring to herself in third person and declaring "Or my name's not Fluttershy!"—and never notices that she got the lines mixed up.
- BDSM: Rarity has a lot of leather gear at her boutique. Her fantasies of Prince Blueblood involve branding irons and getting chained to the bed. Her masochism is so far gone that she enjoys pain for its own sake—whenever she's in physical danger, she's disappointed if she comes out unhurt. She engages in Self-Harm when others don't indulge her.
- Berserk Button: As seen in "The David Bowie Drinking Game", she may be a masochist, but smacking her bum is a no-no. (Or maybe she was angry that they didn't slap hard enough...)
- Cargo Ship:
Kitchen sink: I'll still be here for you, Rarity.
- In "Little Miss Montage":
Rarity: Shut up, kitchen sink, I hate you!
- In "All A Boot Shy", she mishears "deus ex machina" as "sex with machines" and decides that sounds like fun.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Her love of pain makes her act extremely odd.
- Depraved Bisexual: Had a crush on Prince Blueblood, but got in bed with Applejack earlier that season.
- Gold Digger: On occasion.Rarity: [to Fancypants] I am such a big fan of your money.
- Mistaken for Gay: For reasons unknown, Applejack is convinced that Rarity is gay.
- Montages: She considers herself "the master of montages", and she invokes them to get a lot of work done in a short time.
- Open Secret: Her Self-Harm.Pinkie Pie: Ok, seriously, there is no way what Rarity does is still a secret.
- Safe, Sane and Consensual: Averted with Rarity's personal fantasies. They’re... well... at least they’re consensual.
- Self-Harm: She enjoys pain, and hurts herself because it's fun.Twilight: We have to do something, guys. If she gets too depressed, she might start hurting herself.
Fluttershy: But she does that anyway.
Twilight: Oh, yeah. Rarity, you're not hurting yourself in there, are you?
Rarity: Do I sound like I'm in a good mood?
- Terrible Artist: In "Copywrong", Rarity's Zany Scheme is accompanied by her explanatory sketches, which are little better than stick figures. (Since Wacarb drew them himself, he follows them up with a caption mocking his artistic skills.)
- Too Kinky to Torture: You can't threaten her with pain. Anything you can think to inflict, she probably already does for fun. As noted in "A Library With No Twilight":Applejack: You take that back or I'll cut ya!
Rarity: Oh, yeah, will you? [hopefully] Will you? ... You can if you want...
"Hey ponybro! Are you mad, bro?"An aspiring comedian with a preference for Word Salad Humor, referential humor, elaborate pranks, and offensive punchlines. When she isn't seeking validation for her comedy skills, she's writing doorstopper Lord of the Rings fanfiction.Speaks with a New Zealand accent.
- Cowboy Cop: In "Stay Tuned", she's "a cop on the edge, living on the limits of the law, with a gambling problem and a brother on the other side!"
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Her constant references to "Lord of the Rings" is odd enough, but then their are times it shows she knows almost nothing about it.
- Cuckoolander Commentator: In "Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid Ponies", she and Spike spend all their time talking about how high they are, and never get around to commenting on the race.
- Fangirl: A Lord of the Rings fanatic. She frequently compares her own adventures to events from LOTR, and she wants to go to the Grand Galloping Gala so she can meet Peter Jackson and show him her fanfics.
- Fantastic Racism: Though nearly all the cast are xenophobes to some extent, Pinkie seems the most prone to cracking offensive jokes. Notably, the worst slur in the show comes up in "The Butts Family"—the episode that turns out to just be a story Pinkie was telling.
- The Gadfly: In general, Pinkie seems to be a half-rate Andy Kaufman, just as eager to piss off her audience as she is to make them laugh. In particular, the entire plot of "Ponynet Fight" turns out to be a prank at Twilight's expense—Pinkie reveals at the end that she was only pretending to believe in her Pinkie Sense because she knew it would annoy Twi.
- Jerk Ass
- Jerk With The Heart Of A Jerk: To her dying day she never showed any likable traits, or even shown concern for others.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: For all her fangirling over Lord of the Rings, Pinkie can be wildly wrong about it. In "The Longest Episode", she learns for the first time that the movies were based on a book series. When she finally does get around to reading the books, she claims her gypsy fortuneteller costume is a Tom Bombadil cosplay. And "Saying Words" has this trainwreck:Pinkie: Oh, yeah, gettin' down in Minas Morgul!
Rarity: I don't think Minas Morgul is the equivalent to Canterlot, Pinkie.
Pinkie: Whoaho, bro. Bro. I am the Lord of the Rings expert here, and I think I know the name of the city that Saruman laid siege to.
- Lack of Empathy: What is her reaction to killing two innocent children?Pinkie: Well the good news is, I'm still alive.
- Reformed Criminal: In "Stay Tuned": "I'm a former criminal trying to make up for what I did in the past by joining the force."
- The Sociopath: Has too many traits of one to ignore. See Jerk Ass above.
- Verbal Tic: Uses "bro" a lot. (But with her accent, it comes out sounding more like "brew".)
One of Pinkie Pie's clones from the Mirror Pool. Debuts, and replaces the original Pinkie Pie, in "I Am Pinkie."
- Flat Character: Lampshaded. After her debut episode, she got almost no lines for the rest of the season. In the finale, she threatens to put a curse on the rest of the cast if she doesn't get some real character development.
- Nightmare Fetishist: She seems to be a one-pony Apocalypse Cult, if her Lovecraft-esque monologues about the end of the world are any indication.
- Replacement Goldfish: When Original Pinkie dies, the rest of the mane six decide to just keep Clone Pinkie in her place, because she can't possibly be more annoying than Original Pinkie was.
- The Sociopath: Even worse than the original Pinkie.
"Why yes, I am shy. Thanks for noticing!"A former slave and an incompetent animal caretaker, plagued by crippling shyness. At least she has her catchphrases. Also, she's shy.Speaks with an over-the-top African-American accent. Did we mention that she's shy?
- Animals Hate Her: When she tries to abuse her animals, they fight back. When she tries to help her animals, things still go wrong.
- Butt Monkey: She's a well-known punching bag because she's (usually) too spineless to fight back. All of her attempts to raise animals go completely wrong. Like Rainbow Dash, she can coerce Twilight by threatening to hang around her house all day, "Being shy!"
- Catch Phrase: Flutters is the show's undisputed queen of catchphrases. She has "I'm just so shy!" and later "I'm so bad with animals." And her tendency to swear by the names of black celebrities. "Fluttershy had too many catchphrases, so I had to make another."
Twilight: [to Fluttershy] Are you serious? All you ever do is shout out the names of random black people!
- The episode "To Control Freaks" lampshades the hell out the whole thing:
Rarity: And also she's shy and bad with animals!
Twilight: That's another good point, Rarity. Fluttershy, quit hogging all the catchphrases!
Fluttershy: You can't handle the catchphrases!
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Bigger one then DISCORD!
- Evil Laugh: Fluttershy starts cackling upon discovering the secret of assertiveness from Iron Will.
- Extreme Doormat: With the added twist that her lack of willpower seems to be the main reason she isn't a raging jerkass.
- Informed Flaw: Fluttershy claims to be shy (all the time, in fact) but she never actually has any trouble speaking up or interacting with others. Either she and the others are using "shy" as a synonym for "complete pushover"... or Flutters is using Obfuscating Stupidity and the others are falling for it.
- Nice Girl: She is pretty nice, however she is still an Extreme Doormat.
- Phrase Catcher: "Shut up, Fluttershy." Also, if Fluttershy doesn't comment on her own shyness, someone else will do it for her.
- Space Jews: She's the Equestrian version of the old "cowardly black servant" trope.
- Static Character:
Fluttershy: I hope all my episodes revolve around me being shy!
- In "Now with a Sound Effect":
[Insert an image macro of Fluttershy in the memetic "Pinkie shrug" pose, with the caption "Character development?"]
Pinkie: Are you sure you want to do this, Fluttershy? You’re everyone’s favorite pony! If you have character development now, they might start to hate you!
- In "All A Boot Shy:"
- The Stoner: It's yet to be directly stated, but Fluttershy apparently does a lot of drugs. In "To Kill a Firebird" she has acid pills just laying around her house. When Discord's chaos starts transforming Ponyville into Wackyland, Fluttershy's reaction is a mild, "Oh, this is just a normal day for me." When Spike's rampage leaves her stranded up a tree, she makes a remark about "chasing the purple dragon." In “All A Boot Shy”, she shouts “Maybe I’ll even go smoke some weed or something!” and for the rest of episode, she seems to be high as a kite.
- Then Let Me Be Evil: Or rather, Then Let Me Be A Racist Stereotype. After learning assertiveness, she gets really mad that everyone keeps treating her like a pegasus stereotype, so she decides she might as well act the part.Fluttershy: I'm craaaazy! Probably like one of them pegas you've seen on TV! Maybe I'll even go smoke some weed or something!
- Uncle Tomfoolery: She's a former slave; even though she's free now she continues to "do everything the white pony tells [her] to do" because she's too spineless to refuse.
- Unfortunate Name: In the Hearth's Warming Eve story, Fluttershy plays the historic second-in-command of the Pegasus nation: Flying Monkey Crap.Flying Monkey Crap: Also, can I have a different name? This one kinda hurts my self-esteem.
Flying Monkey Style: Nah.
- Mood-Swinger: Due to her obvious drug addiction, see The Stoner above, this is a given.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders
Apple Bloom and Twist
"You should never be afraid to hurt more ponies, Apple Bloom. It's good for you."Apple Bloom is Applejack's sister, and the youngest member of the Apple family. Twist is a figment of AB's imagination, and her only friend prior to meeting the other CMC's.
- Cannot Tell a Joke: As demonstrated in "Join the Club":Apple Bloom: Hey, Babs, do you like sandwiches?
Babs Seed: Yeah, they're alright.
Apple Bloom: Yeah, me too!
Sweetie Belle: Boooooooo...
Apple Bloom: Okay, I'll be honest. I have no idea how to tell a joke.
- The Dragon: To Applejack.
- Enfant Terrible: Apple Bloom is already taking to the mob lifestyle, burning down schools and blackmailing adults to do her bidding.
- Imaginary Friend: Oddly enough, even after Twist explains that she's just a figment of Apple Bloom's imagination, AB continues to treat her like she's real.
- Never My Fault: Apple Bloom blames Twist for nearly everything that goes wrong.
- Toxic Friend Influence: Twist is a big believer in the doctrine that Violence Is the Only Option, so she's constantly encouraging Apple Bloom to burn down schoolhouses and kill anyone who slights her.
Apple Bloom: What should we call ourselves?A gravel-voiced hellion, and Rarity's younger sister.
Sweetie Belle: Black Death Fire Doom! Gory Black Blood Mansion! Ancient Fires Of The Eternal Chasm!
Sweetie Belle: Black Death Fire Doom! Gory Black Blood Mansion! Ancient Fires Of The Eternal Chasm!
- Ax-Crazy: YES
Sweetie Belle: It's funny, these capes used to be green, but I dyed them red with the blood of chickens.
- From "Chickens!Run!"
- Cloud Cuckoolander:Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle, you're just living in your own little world most of the time, aren't you?
Sweetie Belle: In my world, everything is made of sulfur!
- The Ditz: She apparently fried her brain with Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll, leaving her quite slow on the uptake and too quick at forgetting things.
- Enfant Terrible: She destroys stuff for no reason and expects that she can charm her way out of the consequences.
- Forgetful Jones: She forgets what cutie marks are, and forgets that she's in a club dedicated to getting them. She also forgets Twilight's name, then forgets it again in the middle of a conversation with her.
- For the Evulz: See Enfant Terrible above
- Guttural Growler: She used to be a rock band (presumably Death Metal) vocalist, and she still sounds the part.
- Jerk Ass: When she's not being an idiot, she's being an ass.
- Never My Fault: Which just serves to show how out-there she is. In "Pirate Shipping":Sweetie Belle: Just because something is my fault doesn't mean I'm not allowed to blame anyone else.
- Lack of Empathy: Once left her sister's house in a complete mess after a reunion with her band mates went bad, not only did she leave her to clean up the mess, she called HER inconsiderate for being angry about it.
- Also showed no concern when one of her band mates possibly died
- Nightmare Fetishist: She alternates between loving the subjects you'd associate with death metal album covers, and loving stereotypical girly things. Sometimes both at once, such as when she asks Fluttershy to sing her a lullaby, then turns it into a metal song.Apple Bloom: How about [we call our club] the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
Sweetie Belle: The Crusades were the most violent, depraved, torturous, and brutal times of all history. I frickin' love it.
- The Sociopath: Once stated her love for the Crusades, killed all of Fluttershy's chickens, and has recommended roofies as a way to get Big Mac and Cheerilee to date.
- With Friends Like These...: She constantly makes jokes about Scootaloo's mother, laughs at Apple Bloom's abuse stories about Granny Smith, and to this day showed no signs of actually caring for them.
- Mood-Swinger: Loses her cool insanely fast, and regains it just as faster
"Skee bam bah!"Skabodo bibidobaba. Skebudobopba skadudodo bidily bop bop do skadily debubo.
- Only Sane Man: The voice of reason among the CMC. She tries (and usually fails) to talk them out of committing gratuitous destruction. She also offers a brief (and scathing) overview of why Equestria is so screwed up.
- Scatting: Her sole means of communication.
- The Unintelligible: Even the other characters can't understand Scoots without reading her subtitles.
Princess Celestia and Princess who of the what now?
"Your benevolent ruler and owner..."The unquestioned, undying dictator of Equestria. Owing to her immortality, her thought processes and priorities are a little bit odd. She really freaking loves tea parties.
- Berserk Button: In "The Longest Wedding", what finally convinces her to get off her royal butt and do something about the changeling invasion is the fact that Chrysalis called her "old".
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Along with being absolutely terrifying, she is also incredibly odd.
- God Save Us from the Queen!: She's capricious and cares about nothing but tea. One of her favorite activities when she's bored is banishing people for no reason.Celestia: [to Fluttershy] I need you to kill my pet bird, Philomena, for me. Well, I'd do it myself, but the animal rights groups have been giving me a lot of trouble, and also some letter bombs. They told me to treat the animals like I would treat a pony, but I told them I already do. Apparently that's something the police want to talk to me about as well.
- Lovable Sex Maniac: She pervs on underage ponies, and she once used her powers to turn invisible and molest Twilight in the shower. It's all played for laughs.
- Mayfly-December Romance: All of Celestia's relationships.Celestia: ...And that was the day I met my 43rd True Love.
- All the more disturbing when she explained that her being immortal made the age difference meaningless, but his kindergarten teacher disagreed.
- The Peeping Tom: She uses her alicorn powers to spy on Twilight—and her human counterpart uses Canterlot High's omnipresent security cameras to also spy on Twilight. And she spies on Big Mac and Cheerilee's sex marathon with a telescope.
- Skewed Priorities: Princess Celestia takes her tea and tea parties very seriously. She banishes Twilight to Ponyville for skipping a tea party (in the process of saving the world from Nightmoon Mare). She won't cut a visit to Ponyville short upon learning that Manehattan is on fire, but she will cut the visit short upon learning that Princess Luna is holding a tea party without her.
- The Sociopath: It would be easier to list the traits of one she didn't have.
- Stalker with a Crush: There's the constant spying on Twilight, and the fact she turned Twilight's old room into a Stalker Shrine.Celestia: I've been watching you, Twilight. Everything you've ever done in your life, I've been there, watching.
- Tsundere: She clearly has feelings for Twilight, going out of her way to spend time with Twi and verbally smacking down Rarity for (in Celestia’s mind) trying to be a Replacement Love Interest. (And in “The Longest Episode”, she encourages Twilight to become immortal, so the two of them can be together forever...) But she expresses her interest by talking down to Twilight or threatening her, and she usually frames her time with Twilight as “punishment” for some minor crime. As a result, Twilight has no idea of Celestia’s feelings (though Spike has figured it out).
- Übermensch: Celestia does whatever the buck she wants. No one can possibly tell her otherwise, because she's immortal.
- Mood-Swinger: An absolutely terrorfying example, you don't what will set her off.
Princess Luna aka Nightmoon Mare
"Saaaaaaaaaand!"Imprisoned in the moon for no good reason whatsoever, Nightmoon Mare returns a thousand years later, mad as hell and determined to kill everyone. A blast from the magical friendship laser convinces her to give up on that plan, but the reformed Princess Luna is otherwise exactly the same as her alter ego.
- Bond Villain Stupidity:Nightmoon Mare: I could kill you all now, but I'll run away!
- Butt Monkey: She was banished to the moon because ponies were racist against her a thousand years ago. Upon returning, Celestia makes her live in the castle basement. The only mail she ever gets is letter bombs, forwarded from Celestia.
- Catch Phrase: She says "Saaaaaaaaand!" so often that Twilight complains about it by the second episode. In "Utter Lunacy" she starts saying "Bloooooood!" instead, but that catch phrase doesn't stick around.Twilight: [Fluttershy] can also fix your catch phrase while you're at it.
Luna: I have a catch phrase?
- Cloud Cuckoolander: She is so far gone she doesn't even know what her own voice sounds like!
- The Dragon: To Celestia.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: Subverted. Nightmoon Mare is certainly evil and raspy enough to fit the bill... but we later find out that Princess Luna's voice always sounded like that.
- The Exile: She's evil mainly because she's so angry about getting banished to the moon a thousand years ago. She gets banished again at the end of "Utter Lunacy", but she escapes much more quickly this time.
- The Ghost: After the first two episodes, she gets demoted to this for the remainder of season one. There are several references to her being the royal court's butt monkey, and there's a several-episode-spanning subplot about her getting kidnapped, all without Luna appearing on-screen once.
- I Just Want to Have Friends: Her friendless status is referenced in several season one episodes. Then, in "Utter Lunacy", she finally does befriend most of Ponyville, but she can't understand why, and she runs away in annoyance.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Luna greets everyone by shouting "Blooooood!" When pressed to say something normal, the first thing she thinks of is "I will devour your soul!"
- No Social Skills: She doesn't understand why her Nightmare Fetishist tendencies scare others away, and when she finally does get some friends, she has no idea why. "Wait, I don't know what I did! What did I do?!"
Other family members
"Well, rub salt in me eyes! If it isn't you three scurvy dogs!"Applejack's older brother. He thinks he's a pirate, and everyone's too scared to tell him otherwise.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Thinks he is a pirate, and even talks like one.
- Chick Magnet: As demonstrated by a brief cutaway gag to his birthday party.Big Mac: Yarr! I be covered in booty!
- Co-Dragons: With Applejack...
- The Dragon: ...to Granny Smith.
- Talk Like a Pirate: Everything he says. "Yarr!" is his catchphrase instead of "Eeyup".
Applejack's grandmother, and the head of the Apple crime family.
- Evil Matriarch: Aside from the fact that she's the Don of the Apple family, she's cruel in completely gratuitous and downright petty ways. Like peeing on Apple Bloom and eating babies.
- The Sociopath: Albeit a very petty one see Evil Matriarch above.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: In "Winning", when Apple Bloom has seemingly earned her cutie mark, and the rest of the family is congratulating her:Granny Smith: Well, I still think you're worthless.
Apple Bloom: Uuuuh, okay then, Granny Smith. Huh, that kind of hurt my feelings.
Granny Smith: Try to earn an apple cutie mark in your sleep if you can.
Local elementary school teacher. Married into the Apple family as of "Pirate Shipping".
- Dirty Coward: Folds like wet paper when Apple Bloom demands they play outside instead of going inside to learn.
- Extreme Doormat: She can't keep discipline in her classroom. Really, she folds like tissue paper if anyone so much as looks at her funny.
- Misplaced Kindergarten Teacher: Partly out of laziness and partly to avoid stress, she teaches fluff topics like cutie marks instead of maths or writing, and she brings in guest speakers to make her job even easier.
- Speech Impediment: She stutters, particularly when she's nervous. It's possibly a result of an off-screen lynching that she survived, just prior to her first appearance.
Applejack's cousin from Appleloosa.
Apple Bloom's cousin from some other city. Apple Bloom has to befriend her because of some unspecified family business.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Her constant switching of sides shows she is kinda out there.
- Heel-Face Revolving Door: She joins Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in bullying the CMC with no provocation at all. Then the CMC pull a lame prank on her, and this immediately convinces her to be their friend instead.
- Southies: She has the stereotypical accent.
- Jerk Ass: In "To Kill a Firebird", he refuses to help Fluttershy escape from a lynch mob. And in "Ponyville Noire", he's re-imagined as "Roxine"'s lover, who plots to kill her for her inheritance.
- Overly Long Name: His character in "Ponyville Noire":Dick Spiky: I asked if she or her partner, Melvin Von Ulysses Romano the Ninth, King of Burgia, had any enemies...
Caption: Or a less stupid name.
Shining Armor & Princess Cadance
Twilight's brother and his wife. Celestia called them "The pony version of Barbie and Ken," and that's as good a description as any.
- Affectionate Nickname: They have some for each other, allegedly.Shining Armor: Hello, my little love muffin!
Impostor Cadance: Oh, yes, it is pony what I am marrying. How are you, my love-love-love?
Shining Armor: [to Twilight] We're always coming up with silly names to call each other.
- Camp Straight or Transparent Closet: Shining Armor is so mincing and lispy that Twilight's convinced he's Camp Gay. Shining insists that he's straight: just because he likes fashion magazines, musicals, country music and had sex with some stallion named Samson one or more times (he said "no homo", so it doesn't count) doesn't mean he's gay. It's unclear which (if either) of them is right.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Cadance is a definite example of this.
- Shining Armor is a little saner but still has his moments.
- Gold Digger: Implied. When Twilight asks how SA convinced Cadance to marry him, he answers that mom and dad are leaving everything to him in their will.
- Mind Manipulation:Twilight: Oh, I remember Cadance, she's the one who taught me all about mind control!
Shining Armor: Actually, Twilight, it turns out she can't control minds. That's just what she made you think.
Twilight: Ooooh. Wait, what?
- Mistaken for Gay: Assuming that Twilight actually is mistaken in thinking Shining Armor is gay. Her main motivation for trying to drive Cadance away is so Shining can marry a nice stallion.
- Would Hit a Girl: SA wonders "What would DJ 3-Pones do?" and he doesn't think it at all odd when the answer is "Punch her in the nipple!"
Parents in general
The mane six's parents, lumped together because they don't individually have enough screen time.
- Alcoholic Parent: Both of Rarity's parents. An incident from "Sister Angst" is apparently very common:Mum: We want you to look after Sweetie Belle for us. We're gonna go on a cruise through the Mareibbean!
Rarity: That's a lie, isn't it.
Rarity: You just want to get drunk, don't you?
Dad: Yeah, that's right.
Rarity: You're already drunk, aren't you?
Dad: I'm not drunk, I'm your father!
Mum: I'm drunk!
- Creepy Crossdresser: Rarity accuses Applejack's dad of being one (in "A Library With No Twilight") and AJ doesn't deny it.[While playing "Truth or Dare", AJ is dared to dress up like one of her parents. She puts on a Pimped-Out Dress.]
Rarity: Aw, gee, Applejack, I didn't know your dad had such fine taste.
- Death by Childbirth: Rainbow Dash's Mom. Apparently, she had an extremely unhealthy diet, which caused her to have a heart attack while giving birth to Dash.
- Driven to Suicide: Applejack's mom and dad. Granny Smith blames Apple Bloom for it.
- Posthumous Character: Both Applejack's and Rainbow Dash's parents.
(possibly) Derpy Hooves
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets ten thousand volts up the butt again!"This incarnation of everybody's favorite wall-eyed gray background pegasus is violently insane and Scottish.
- Ass Kicks You:Derpy: But the lightning has given my ass supernatural powers. Behold! [...] Butt powers, asstivate!
- Ax-Crazy: Beyond any reasonable doubt. It's merely implied in her few scenes from season one: In "A Library With No Twilight", she attacks tree branches while hurling curses at Mother Nature. In "Ponynet Fight!", she drops heavy objects on Twilight's head, then declares, "You see, my way does work better!" Then, season two gives us "Derp and Destruction", in which she gains superpowers and immediately decides to kill everyone in Ponyville with them.
- No Name Given: Sort of. She's fully aware of the real-life controversy surrounding her name, and the fact that Hasbro is going out of their way to avoid mentioning it.Derpy: Or my name isn't—and maybe it isn't—Derpy Hooves!
- Psychopathic Manchild: Makes extremely immature butt related puns while trying to kill everyone in town.
- Violent Glaswegian: She has a Scots accent to go with her Ax Craziness.
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon
Two bullies in Apple Bloom's class.
The Three David Bowies
A trio of diamond dogs who kidnap Rarity in "The David Bowie Drinking Game".
The fundamental embodiment of chaos. More of a creep and a dick than an outright villain.
- Ax-Crazy:Discord: (to Twilight) Good, because I also stole your kidneys.
- Bad Ass: beat the mane six in seconds, while it took his canon couter part a few minutes.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Parody or not, he's still Discord.
- Dirty Old Man: Towards Twilight specifically. He invades her personal space while making a random aside about his penis. Then he reinterprets one of her threats as an invitation to screw.
- Even Evil Has Standards: DISCORD of all people gets annoyed with Fluttershy's stupidity.
- Jerk Ass: Is a Dirty Old Man who is constantly perving on Twilight, and mocks others more than his canon counter part.
- Jerk With The Heart Of A Jerk: In this universe he only reformed out of frustration at Fluttershy's idiocy.
- Lack of Empathy: "Sorry Applejack, I'm not taking it back, but sorry none the less".
- Mr Seahorse: In "How to Control Freaks", he claims he's having a baby.
- Sanity Ball: He held one while under Fluttershy's care, correcting her on one occasion, and eventually getting so annoyed he reforms just to get away from her.
- The Sociopath: Even more so than the original series, he has shown none of the likable traits the original Discord has shown.
- Talkative Loon: He's fully capable of making sense when he needs to. He just prefers to spew nonsense.Discord: I've taken the liberty of impending sobriety!
Celestia: Okay, look, Discord, I get that chaos is your thing, but can you please just make sense this one time?
Discord: Make sense? Oh, why make sense when you can make pan trees! That's trees that are shaped like pans, not actual pantries, because that would just be silly!
The Flim Flam Brothers
A pair of traveling preachers. In "Faith to Faith", they come to Ponyville to spread the good news about "the one true alicorn": King Lord High Commander Darkflame Steelwings, the Magnificent!
- Anti-Villain: If they could even be considered villains, they are far to stupid and friendly to actually cause any sort of conflict.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: For two traveling street preachers, they really suck at spreading their beliefs.
- Friendly Enemy: When they're exposed as frauds, and Applejack refuses their proposed competition, they leave without further argument, only pausing to wish AJ a good day.
- Original Character: From their description, Flim and Flam's god seems to combine all the worst traits of bad OCs from the FIM fanfiction scene.Flam: I'm here to teach you of the one true alicorn! He who saved Manehattan from killer robots! He who first fought and defeated Discord! He who is totally best friends with Celestia, and she has a secret crush on him! It is... King Lord High Commander Darkflame Steelwings, The Magnificent! [beat] He has an extra pair of wings, and also created magic.
- Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!: King Lord High Commander Darkflame Steelwings, the Magnificent's elaborate title is also the nascent faith's downfall. It becomes abundantly clear that he doesn't actually exist when Flam can't keep his full name and title straight.
In "How Not to Train Your Dragon", Spike goes on a quest to find his purpose. Instead, he finds these jerks. They call themselves the Brothers Republic Of Noble Youth.
- Cloud Cuckoolanders: They clearly have no idea what their talking about, which is everything they talk about.
- Frat Bro: Unlike canon, they're extremely laid-back, and they accept Spike into their group almost immediately. But they're just as bad an influence on Spike as their canon counterparts.
- Odd Name Out: Their names are Chet, Bret, Brent, Trent, Kyle, Lyle... and Seth. ("He's autistic.")
- Straw Fan: The name of their group is a dead giveaway, and they ask Spike what his favorite rock is (referencing the endless internet discussions over who is "best pony"). They're a stand-in for the sort of MLP:FIM fans who've missed the point of the show and think "acceptance" is the highest virtue—that it's okay to be a complete jerkass but it's wrong to criticize someone for being a jerkass.
Queen of the Ch-ch-ch-ch-changelings. Impersonates Princess Cadance as part of an attempted invasion of Equestria in "The Longest Engagement" and "The Longest Wedding".
- Brutal Honesty: While disguised as Cadance in "The Longest Engagement", she has no qualms about insulting ponies to their faces. Applejack and Pinkie Pie respect her for being unafraid to speak her mind.
- I Shall Taunt You: Has a knack for finding the one insult that will really cheese off her opponents: for Twilight, it's her weight and for Celestia, it's her age.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: As a shapeshifter, she can certainly look like Cadance with no problem, but she doesn't even try to sound like her. Since pretty much everyone in a position to notice is either stupid or insane, it works anyway.
Either a big, black, smoke pony trying to take over the Crystal Kingdom, or a big, black pony smoking crystals.
A double threat: both a screenwriter and an actor! In her script, she's a sexy, sexy beast who defeats Twilight Sparkle in a magic duel (with a little help from her twin sister, Blue Twilight).
- Anti-Villain: Dosen't really do anything evil is just a stupid fangirl.
- Ascended Fangirl: She's a fan who got to write and star in an episode.
- Bad Bad Acting: She misses cues, her voice cracks in the middle of some takes, and she falls over in the middle of some other takes.
- Canon Foreigner: She's portrayed by live action footage of a Real Life My Little Pony doll.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: The script she wrote is extremely bizarre. Also see Bad Bad Acting.
- The Dragon: To Blue Twilight.
- Heel-Face Turn: A single speech from Twilight Sparkle convinces her to become friends.Yellow Twilight: I'm sorry, sister, but she's right. I have to be good now, and I will be friends with everyone in Ponyville, and they will be friends with me.
- Parody Sue: She inserts herself into the story as the twin sister of a popular canon character, and has plenty of Foe Romance Subtext with Twilight Sparkle. As she flies into space, everyone agrees that she was "the best magic" [sic].
- Shipper on Deck: She writes a script where Fluttershy is suddenly "filled with both awe and love" for Twilight Sparkle... while Twilight Sparkle can't stop talking about how sexy Yellow Twilight is.
Celestia's former pupil, also known as Orange Twilight. The antagonist of UFP The Movie: The Moviening.
- 0% Approval Rating: Everyone at Canterlot High hates and/or fears her. This prompts Twilight to wonder how the hell Sunset is even a candidate for Prom Queen.
- Accidental Misnaming: Everyone seems to have trouble pronouncing her name, calling her Sunsh** Sh***er. Even Sunset herself messes up when she tries to say her own name too fast.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: She even admits to her plan being completely illogical.
- The Dragon: Was one to Celestia.
- A Pupil of Mine Until He Turned to Evil: She's Celestia's old student. Her reasons for leaving Celestia's tutelage are not specified.
- Straw Feminist: She tries to wage a war against Equestria (that that even she admits defies all logic and reason) by turning the high-schoolers into an army of brainwashed zombies, ready to act on the whim of a crazy woman with bright hair...Twilight: They're too young to be feminists!
Sunset: Quit oppressing me!
- Totally Radical: She's 30 or 40-something years old, but tries to pass a teenager. Pretty badly.Sunset: Why am I even listening to you? You're just a square!
Twilight: What does that even mean? No one uses that insult anymore!
Sunset: Yes, they do, and I would know because I'm young like them!
The creator of Ultra Fast Pony also provides commentary on the episodes themselves, in the form of on-screen captions.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: He made the show after all.
- Interactive Narrator: Less so than the other narrators, but ponies do occasionally see and react to his captions. In "Chickens! Run!" he messes with Scootaloo by covering up her subtitles, preventing everyone else from understanding her. In "The Best Episode Ever", Applejack tells him to knock off the "CLASSY POLITICAL HUMOR" captions.
- Lemony Narrator: He constantly chimes in to poke fun at everyone, especially himself.
The main narrator, who does voiceovers. Has the distinction of uttering the very first lines in the entire show: "Meanwhile, in Equestria. Oh, yeah..."
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Never seems to get why everyone is creeped out by his sexual harassment.
- Interactive Narrator: "A Library with No Twilight" is the biggest example, where his unwelcome narration is the episode's true antagonist. Since then, ponies don't react to him as much, but a scene from "Chickens! Run!" shows that they can always hear him, and they're just trying to ignore him.
- Lemony Narrator: He narrates everything in his best porn star voice, reinterprets scenes in the most risque fashion possible, and lampshades potential innuendo with a trademark, "Oh yeaaaaah..."
- The Peeping Tom:Applejack: Where have you been all this time?
Phil: I've been watching what ponies do in their private time. Mmmhmmm.
- Straw Fan: He's a caricature of that subset of fans who get really creepy about Rule 34, Ho Yay Shipping, and finding subtext where there is none. The captions in "Library with No Twilight" explicitly identify him as a brony ("EXACTLY LIKE YOU!").
Tom Watergate & Dick Hardman
The color commentators for "The Pet Games".
- Cuckoolander Commentator: Throughout the games, Dick spouts non-sequiturs and frequently has no idea what's happening at the race. Tom Watergate's commentary is relatively normal, but his complete non-reactions to Dick's nonsense suggest he's not all there, either.
- Punny Name: Dick Hardman, whose name serves as an excuse to cram as many dick jokes as possible into the episode's dialogue.
The narrator of "For Glorious Mother Equestria", who tries to turn the episode into a political propaganda film. Tries.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Makes no attempt to even try to connect what he is saying to the situation at hand.
- Interactive Narrator: Twilight and Rarity both call him out for his inaccuracies.
- Lemony Narrator: He wildly reinterprets events to better fit the party line.
- Unreliable Voiceover: His politically-charged exposition keeps directly contradicting what actually happens on-screen. Hardly anyone is fooled.Narrator: But wait! The evil dragon has lured ponies into his lair. What evil plans does he have for them?
Spike: I'm glad I'm able to spend my birthday with all of my friends! I'm so happy and full of love!
"Oh, no no no!"The finest mayor that money can buy.
- Corrupt Politician:Mayor Mare: I thank you all for coming, and for not running against me as Mayor, again. Especially after my last opponent was found dead in that river. We may never know how he got there.
- Funny Foreigner: What with her accent and her frequent references to her "native people". In "Utter Lunacy", she decides that this episode's variation on the joke is too offensive to continue, and notes that the show is going to make a lot of viewers angry.
The mysterious heckler
A pony who either has a strong disagreement with Mayor Mare's leadership of Ponyville, or who just thinks the Mayor makes a great trolling target.
- The Heckler: He shouts insults at Mayor Mare every time she gives a public speech. He also heckles Rainbow Dash's speech in "Forgettershy", but that was just because he was attending the wrong speech by mistake.
- The Voice: We've yet to see him, and no one in-universe knows who he is, either. When Mayor Mare tries to call him out, he just blends into the crowd.
An impossibly perfect alicorn who's mentioned several times in "Mob Wars".
- Canon Foreigner: She gets inserted into the episode through the brilliant editing trick of never appearing on screen at all.
- The Ghost: Her entire story arc plays out just off-screen.
- Parody Sue: Even aside from being an alicorn OC, she's impossibly nice (she was the only one to attend Rainbow Dash's birthday party), and she earns an award "for being a cutesie wootsie cuddlepie!" And then she dies in the rabbit stampede.
A griffon who Rainbow Dash befriends after a falling-out with Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: There's no such pony as Blue Twilight!She's just like Twilight, but she's blue. (In another universe, she's known as Trixie.)
Blue Twilight: Everyone look at my magical skills. I don't need friends!
Twilight: Holy crap, it really is blue me!
Blue Twilight: Everyone look at my magical skills. I don't need friends!
Twilight: Holy crap, it really is blue me!
- Foil: To purple Twilight. Their similarities just highlight the absurdity of Ponyville's very different treatment of the two Twilights.
- Ineffectual Loner: "I don't need friends!" she declares at the episode's start. At the end, she has to be rescued by purple Twilight.
- Nice Girl: Unlike canon, she isn't boastful or arrogant about her abilities. She puts on a magic show completely for free. She's polite to her fans. She doesn't even get angry when Twi's friends try to show her up.
- Took the Bad Film Seriously: In "Stranger than Fan Fiction", she and Spike are the only ones who stay in-character the whole episode and don't phone in their performances.
Snips and Snails
Two unicorn colts. Snips is apparently Blue Twilight's son.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Snails
- Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: Snips
- Captain Obvious: Half of Snails' lines are just announcing whatever's going on at the moment.Snails: We're charging through!
- Odd Friendship: Snips is about as smart as Scootaloo. Snails is dumb as a brick.
- Talkative Loon: The other half of Snails' lines are nonsensical non-sequiturs.Snails: I'm a pickled bean!
This zebra from the Everfree is pretty cool.
A ratchet set and pliers are some useful tools!
A ratchet set and pliers are some useful tools!
- Magical Negro: Lampshaded:Zecora: Yo, why you only ever come here when you need something?
Twilight: I don't always do that! What about that time I came here and you didn't give me what I needed? ...That was different.
- Rhymes on a Dime: She frequently raps her lines, complete with a backing beat. When she's alone, she brainstorms rhymes to use in later conversations. Though she'll break from her rhyme scheme if someone catches her off-guard, or if she just doesn't care.
- Soul Brotha / Space Jews: She's the Equestrian version of a black American stereotype, specifically the the cool, rap-spouting "urban" character.
One of the most dangerous mares in Ponyville, apparently.
- The Dreaded: Applejack is afraid of her.
- Straw Feminist: When asked why Bon Bon is so shrill and unpleasant, Applejack just answers that she's "one of the feminists". We never actually hear what Bon Bon's feminism entails.
- The Unintelligible: In her first appearance, her lines are just an irritating "Ya ya ya ya". She becomes more understandable for her cameo in "Faith to Faith".
Spitfire, Soarin, and the Ineffectual Flight Team
The <insert adverb here> Effective Flight Team are the allegedly elite flying force of the Equestrian military. Spitfire is their leader. Soarin is her subordinate and also husband.
- Bad Boss: When Lightning Dust annoys her, Spitfire retaliates by setting the Spinning Wheel training device to its highest setting—"Lethal"—while Lightning Dust is riding it.
- Henpecked Husband: Spitfire publicly mocks Soarin for his impotence, driving him to tears on a few occasions. At Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding reception:Caption: Soarin enjoyed his free time, then cried like a baby, knowing it would end soon.
- I Have Many Names: At first they're known as the Ineffectual Flight Team. Later, they're the Super Effective Flight Team. Later, the Moderately Effective Flight Team, and then the Hyper Effective Flight Team.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight: An ongoing, offscreen problem for Soarin. In "The Longest Episode", he tries to fix it by eating a pie laced with Viagra. In "Forgettershy", Spitfire cracks a joke about it:[After Rainbow Dash tries and fails to make a tornado...]
Spitfire: Having trouble getting it up, Rainbow Dash? Not the first blue pegasus I know with that problem...
- Red Shirt Army: With a name like Ineffectual Flight Team, what do you expect?
Twilight: Quick! Ineffectual Flight Team, go!
- They first show up in "Shameless Self Reference":
Twilight: It's no good! They were ineffectual!
- When they reappear in "For Glorious Mother Equestria!" to deal with a rampaging dragon, operating under a new name:
Rarity: Changing their name did nothing to help their ability to fly!
Spitfire: Not a bad job, saving all those ponies. I actually think that might be the first time the... Hyper Effective Flight Team has ever saved anyone.
- In "Top Dumb", Spitfire admits they have a less-than-stellar track record.
- The Sociopath: Spitfire, see Bad Boss above.
DJ Scratch Vinyl 3-Pones
"What would DJ 3-Pones do?"A disc jockey and apparently a respected source of all-purpose advice.
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- The Cameo: In "The Longest Wedding", she's voiced by IMMATOONLINK (creator of very surreal pony videos), making her the only character to date voiced by someone besides Wacarb.
- No Indoor Voice: She shouts literally all of her lines.
- Phrase Catcher: Everyone asks themselves "What would DJ 3-Pones do?" She somehow hears and answers them, immediately.
- Talkative Loon: Most of her "advice" makes sense on its own ("Always eat your fruits and vegetables!"), but is at best tangentially related to what the other pony was actually asking her.
The Butts Family
A tribe of buffalo who have a dispute with the town of Appleloosa. May or may not actually exist, as their only appearance is in a story told by Pinkie Pie.
Detective Pinkie Pie's fellow cops from "Stay Tuned". Sir Lintsalot, Rocky, and Mr. Turnip collectively fill the role of the put-upon chief of police. Gummy the alligator is assigned to Pinkie as her partner.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Since they're all in Pinkie's head, this is a given.
- Da Chief: They tell Detective Pinkie that they need results, dammit. They've got the District Attorney breathing down their necks, and if Pinkie can't crack the case open, then she'll have to turn in her badge.
- The Exotic Detective: Detective Gummy has psychic powers.
Rarity's ideal love interest, or so he seems at first.
- Prince Charming: In a complete inversion from canon, Blueblood actually is a perfect gentlestallion. Things still don't work out between him and Rarity, because she wants a prince who's willing to bully her.
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: He... talks just like... William Shatner!
- Safety Worst: He takes care to neutralize anything at the Gala that could possibly be a safety hazard. Which just bores Rarity and convinces her that Blueblood is a pansy.
A silent, purple-clad pony with superpowers.
- Canon Foreigner: She's UFP's version of the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well, but she's a separate character rather than a shared alias of the mane six.
- Coconut Superpowers: She's mute, and has the superpower of silencing anything around her. Naturally, this makes Wacarb's job a lot easier. Lampshaded in the stinger of "The Cheesen One".[Mutation rescues a bunch of ponies in complete silence.]
Caption: BEST! SUPERPOWER! EVER!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. I'm not sure if we're getting worse at editing these videos, or we're just getting lazier. Probably both.
- The Speechless: Pretty much her defining trait.
Fancy Pants & Fleur de Lesbian
Fancy Pants is a very rich pony who, much to Rarity's chagrin, just wants to be friends. Fleur is his wife.
- Master of the Mixed Message: Fancypants. He's already married and just wants to be friends with Rarity, yet he gives off loads of innuendo (of which he's completely oblivious) in every conversation.Rarity: Well, it wasn't easy, I'll tell you that!
Fancypants: Oh, yes, I see. It's not the only thing between the two of us that feels quite hard.
Rarity: Oh, really?
Fancypants: Yes, this whole "being friends" thing is much more difficult than I thought.
Rarity: Oh, that's what you meant.
- Nice Guy: Fancy Pants is actually a pretty cool guy.
- Nonindicative Name:
- Fancypants wears a jacket and no pants, so Rarity initially assumes his name must be Fancyjacket.
- We don't know enough about Fleur de Lesbian to determine if she's an example of this, or if it's a Meaningful Name.
Cranky & Mathilda
Two donkeys. Mathilda is a long-time Ponyville resident. Cranky is a newcomer who becomes the object of Pinkie's obsession because he doesn't think she's very funny.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: If Pinkie can be trusted, Mathilda is a prostitute.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Pinkie tries to invoke this to make Cranky like her. It doesn't work. (Although, in context, Cranky still comes across as less of a jerk than Pinkie.)Cranky: I hate you so much.
Pinkie: Oh, come on, Dixie, that's just your brain talking. You gotta listen to your heart!
Cranky: My heart also hates you so much.
- Overly Long Name:Cranky: My name be Crankydoodledinkledonkeydoodledee, the Fourth, but you can just call me Crankydoodledinkledonkeydoodledee, The.
Pinkie: No, that's stupid. I'ma just call you Cranky.
A motivational speaker who specializes in helping ponies overcome their shyness.
- Canada, Eh?: He has an exaggerated Canadian accent and he's very polite. He can do an intimidating voice like his canon counterpart, but even then...Iron Will: And then you just tell them in a nice polite way, that they can [scary voice] shove it up your ass! I will have you spayed! You ruined my floor with your bullcrap! Now get out of my sight, you worthless sack of maggots! [normal voice] You know, just something like that. But you don’t want to swear at them, because that might be offensive.
Specifically, the alleged doctor from from "Reading to Rainbow".
- Cannot Tell a Joke:Doctor: You know, I have a joke, too. And it's a pretty good one.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: It is clear he has absolutely NO idea what the hell he's doing and...
- The Ditz: ...he makes no attempted to hide it.
- Comically Inept Healing: Come to think of it, he probably isn't really a doctor.Doctor: [examining an x-ray print] I'm afraid it doesn't look good. I tried connecting the dots, but they're not numbered. And without numbers, it's just chaos. Total chaos. I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, but we're going to have to amputate your flappy things.
A One-Scene Wonder from "So Random!"
- Ambiguous Disorder: Forgets things incredibly fast (as in seconds after she hears them).
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Rose is a tad off, even for a Forgetful Jones.
- Forgetful Jones:Pinkie Pie: I can't help but notice that despite your name and cutie mark, you're growing flowers that aren't roses.
Rose: Sorry about that, I've got a very bad memory.
Pinkie: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure we'll get that fixed one day.
Rose: Get what fixed?
Rose: 'Allo, Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie: Goodbye, Rose.
- Non-Indicative Name: See above.
A talking, spherical force field who constantly tells everyone that "None may enter the Orb!"
- Cloud Cuckoolander: The biggest one in the series!
- Canon Foreigner: Wacarb took what was originally just a special effect and gave it a voice and a personality.
- Catch Phrase: "None may enter" etc etc.
- Ensemble Darkhorse: Lampshaded in "The Longest Recap":The Orb: The Orb is making a cameo appearance!
Sweetie Belle: Oh oh oh! Say that funny thing you're always saying!
The Orb: None may enter The Orb!
Sweetie Belle: Ahahaha... wait. Why did we like The Orb, again?
The Orb: The Orb does not know!
- Large Ham.
- Third-Person Person: The Orb laughs at the concept of first person pronouns!
The cake eating suspects
Gustav the griffon, Mulia Mild the mule, and Pony Joe.
- Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey: Gustav, by his own admission. When Pinkie accuses him of stealing a cake, his reply is:Gustav: Oh, mon ami, it was not me! I am just a cowardly French griffon! I would never dream about doing something so daring and bold!
- Eagleland: Pony Joe is a walking, talking stereotype of the Ugly American.Pony Joe: That is outrageous! As an American, I would never break the law, or try to sabotage a foreigner for my own personal gain!
Twilight: Ahahahahahaha haaaaaaa... sorry.
- The Generic Guy: Mulia Mild. In contrast to Gustav and Pony Joe, she's so nondescript that she herself doesn't know what she's supposed to be a parody of.Mulia: Oh my generic goodness! ... I am much too bland to do something like that!
A fellow Moderately Effective Flight Team cadet who barely manages to edge out Rainbow Dash for the bottom position on the team. She loves spinning.
- Abusive Parents: Her father calls her a potato.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Definitely
- Foil: For Rainbow Dash, just like canon. Unlike canon, the main difference is that Lightning is better at following orders, and she's slightly smarter.
- Genius Ditz: She's as good, or possibly better, at flying than Rainbow Dash. Yet she says stuff like:Lightning Dust: Mommy says I'm special, but daddy just calls me a potato! ... [To Spitfire] When I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
- Nice Girl: By far the nicest character in the series.
- Simpleton Voice: She has the very low-pitched variant.
In "The Hip Hop Happening", the mane six mistake her for the Pony Games Inspector.
- Imaginary Friend:Peachbottom: I don't care about your delusion / but sadly, I'm gonna have to make an exclusion. / Sorry for the confusion and this intrusion, / but I'm not even real, I'm just an illusion!
The real Pony Games Inspector.