Hobbledehoy, or Hob, (or Ian Ridley), friend of Iambic and aspiring Big Name Troper, is a relative newcomer to active participation in TV Tropes, but has been a rabid addict for quite some time.
His life features examples of:
- Affably Evil, occasionally verging toward Evilly Affable
- All Jews Are Cheapskates
- Ambiguous Syntax
- Angst Coma - These actually work, guys!
- Antiquated Linguistics
- IrishmanAndAJew - MJ and I.
- Boob Bite - These might happen periodically.
- Brains and Bondage
- Brainy Specs
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Buffy Speak
- Cabin Fever - Highly susceptible to.
- Cast Full of Gay
- Chaotic Neutral
- Cursed with Awesome and/or Blessed with Suck - Headcanon Ian has a lot of both of these all over the place.
- Daddy's Girl - Even though I'm a boy now.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Depraved Homosexual
- Devil in Plain Sight - Really, why hasn't anyone noticed yet?
- Double Entendre
- Dude Looks Like a Lady
- Ethical Slut
- Even the Guys Want Him - Even the straight ones.
- Everything Is Even Worse With Sharks
- Evil Is Sexy - Oh, I should think so. I am some sexy evil, and I find some evil sexy. I'm getting this trope everywhere!
- For the Evulz
- Freudian AutoCorrect
- Geeky Turn-On
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky
- The Hedonist
- Heroic BSoD - Autistic shutdowns are this.
- Heroic Sociopath
- Het Is Ew
- Hit Me, Dammit!
- Ho Yay - With almost everyone.
- Hyperactive Metabolism
- I Taste Delicious - Frequently.
- I'll Take Two Beers, Too
- Improbable Food Budget - It's a thing that happens when your parents continue to finance your bumhood.
- Inappropriate Hunger - Yeeeah, you guys know this.
- Incompatible Orientation - Repeatedly, from both sides.
- Informed Judaism
- Inhumanable Alien Rights - I cannot tell you how many times Headcanon Ian has gotten stuck in this loophole.
- Insanity Immunity - Real life AND headcanon, just in different ways and to degrees.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation - I'm not angsting, I swear.
- Involuntary Shapeshifting - Headcanon Ian has a tendency to turn into scary things under duress.
- Jewish and Nerdy
- Jewish Mother - And she still insists she's not even Jewish!
- Jews Love to Argue - Oh ghod, do we. Sometimes we argue about whether or not we've been arguing.
- Loveable Sex Maniac
- Making Love in All the Wrong Places - When do we ever to it in the RIGHT places?
- Master of the Mixed Message
- Matzo Fever - Thank you, Inglourious Basterds.
- Metaphorgotten
- Morality Chain - All his friends and some of his family. No, really. And yeah, you guys know this.
- Must Have Caffeine - So much addiction.
- NameMcAdjective
- Nightmare Fetishist - Yeah, I think Scorpius proved this for us once and for all.
- Noodle Incident - We have many of these. And we love to reference them in mixed company. I.E.: The Boats Incident.
- Oh God, With The Verbing!
- One-Note Cook - I mostly zapfry things. If you want me to cook, you're getting an egg sandwich.
- One-Winged Angel - Only the heroic version. If such a thing exists.
- Only Sane Employee - My friends and I take turns being this.
- Open Minded Parents/Hands-Off Parenting - Until about Sophomore year of college.
- Orgasmically Delicious - Over almost any especially juicy or raw meatstuffs.
- PDD Not Overtly So - Still undiagnosed, but undeniably Aspie-ish.
- Picky Eater
- Pink Bishōjo Ghetto - I attend a women's college. There are no men whatsoever in his town.
- Playing with Syringes - Welcome to Headcanon Ian's backstory.
- Power Born of Madness and/or With Great Power Comes Great Insanity - Hard to tell which at this point.
- Queer Romance
- Real Men Eat Meat
- Rebel Relaxation - Well, how else is he going to stand?
- Reptiles Are Abhorrent - One of those Fantastic Rascism things Headcanon Ian is so oft victim to.
- "Romantic" Two-Girl Friendship - I have been part of several of these even now I'm a boy.
- Sanity Slippage
- Self-Deprecation
- Shaped Like Itself
- Ship Tease - With everyone. I can't stop.
- The Short Guy with Glasses
- Slouch of Villainy - Well, how else am I going to sit?
- "Smith" Will Suffice - I have definitely done this.
- So Yeah
- Somewhere A Palaeontologist Is Crying - But I do not care because dinosaurs are cool and I do as I please with cool things.
- Super Mode - Headcanon Ian gets an Avatar State and/or being Tardis Drunk.
- Superpowered Evil Side - A sometimes result of the Super Mode.
- Teen Genius - Skipped high school.
- They'd Cut You Up - Headcanon Ian has good reason to be concerned.
- Threat Backfire - Seriously, why do you guys bother?
- Token Evil Teammate
- Too Kinky to Torture
- Tourette's Syndrome Without the Shitcock - One of the many Touretters who doesn't exhibit coprolalia.
- Trademark Favorite Food - Wafflehouse always knows what I'm ordering.
- Transsexual
- Unreliable Narrator
- Vitriolic Best Buds - With everyone.
- Why Couldn't You Be Different? - Sophomore year and onward.
- Why Did It Have To Be Crickets? - Among other phobias.
- Wise Beyond Their Years - I'm often more rational and mature than the adults in my life.
- You Fail Religious Studies Forever - Raised by atheists can do that.
