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Coco's Reddit Shitpost Reviews

Coco's "Weekly Shitpost Review" has her going through official subreddit memes, sometimes with different members of hololive as guests, in order to show the Japanese audience how the overseas fans view hololive and calling them out on their inaccuracies. Of note:

Promoted Fanboy Koefficient, a fighting game livestreamer who discovered Vtubers and started promoting them in addition to his regular content, being featured to create a short video for her stream. Coco immediately responds to the video with "bruh" and questions his sanity the entire time.
During one of the earlier episodes (before she started having regular guests), Coco came across a "Fellas, if your girl has..."-type meme involving Rushia, with the punchline being "That's not your girl, that's a chopping board." Cue a flabbergasted Coco. This made funnier by the fact Coco responded in English, so as to leave no doubt as to who she was aiming the tirade at.
Coco: (Stunned Silence) ...Fuck you guys!
Coco and Matsuri looking at an image making fun of Coco's frustration with the (largely amateur or machine generated) translations that English fans attempt for the benefit of the newer Japanese users of the subreddit. The Japanese text, which is supposed to be a Japanese translation of "Will you stop using shitty translations?" is absolute gibberish ^Translation with the accompanying image being of Coco strangling the subreddit. Both Coco and Matsuri are thrown into a fit of laughter at the command "Yametekudastop". Matsuri cracks up over how the community is depicted as completely unapologetic, and the chat responds to Coco's irritation with "Sorrymasen".
Earlier on Coco was pointing out the Google Translate level translation スーパーチャットタイム, meaning "superchat time." While she was commenting on the shitty Japanese, the chat begin spamming superchat donations saying either "superchat time!" or "スーパーチャットタイム!" A bewildered Coco outright told them to stop donating, which naturally just made people donate more. Matsuri herself would later superchat Calliope "スーパーチャットタイム!".
Aki's episode covered the bad japanese, and Coco's fangirling over her. But she never gets a chance to prod Aki to say Motherfucker as while reading a meme with the word in it, Aki suddenly goes "You Motherfuckers!" with full intent/meaning (most girls don't know the full meaning) while the rosentai (Aki fans) in attendence laugh at newcomers being stunned by the display as they were expecting something along the lines.
For the episode guest-starring Miko
- Coco requests Miko to explain a few of the memes in her own words. What comes out is nearly incomprehensible.
  Coco: (fighting off laughter) From beginning to end you're saying nothing but "Oppai boing-boing no-no A-chan"!
- When they come upon a Rushia meme flat chest joke, Coco hides as Miko reads it.
For the episode guest-starring Rushia:
- The flat jokes were predictably abundant. Every time they visit a meme where Rushia's lack of endowment is the punchline, there's a moment of silence before they awkwardly steer the conversation around the topic.
- One of the memes reviewed involved a teppan/pettan wordplay. Coco nervously tiptoed around the punchline, eventually settling with the interpretation of "Rushia is delicious, like a teppanyaki". Rushia is flattered until a comment says "you're not supposed to eat the plate". Cue her signature outburst of rage.
- One of the memes reviewed was one comparing the heights of Rushia and Kiara during their Clubhouse 51 collab. Coco followed up with a shitpost of her own — a crude drawing of her sitting on a stool with her legs spread to get her head level with Rushia's chest, as depicted during the stream.
- The final "meme" reviewed was an excerpt from the reddit reaction to the guest announcement. The users were panicking as they tried to hide their "flat" and "cutting board" jokes from Rushia, but the comments cut themselves off to look like they were Killed Mid-Sentence. As they conclude the stream, Rushia starts screaming "RUSHIA BOING BOING", and the both of them start giggling off-screen as the ending screen goes up.
During the episode featuring Subaru:
- A meme they reviewed depicted Aki being tortured by putting pineapple on pizza while Subaru and Botan restrain her. Naturally, the "pineapple on pizza" debate was brought up. Subaru heartily approves of pineapple on pizza and tries to get Coco to convince the viewers to her side of the debate in English. Coco reveals that she doesn't like pineapple on pizza, and Subaru immediately declares her as "the enemy". They move on to the next meme shouting "Justice for pizza!" and "PINEAPPLE IS JUSTICE!"
- A meme they reviewed compared Coco and Subaru to Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck respectively. Coco immediately starts a Mickey Mouse impression, and while Subaru follows suit, she drops the act when she can't keep up, saying that Donald Duck has died from throat cancer. Coco, still using the Mickey Mouse voice, tells her that "she's going to die in 5 minutes," sending Subaru into slightly panicked laughter.
- One of the memes reviewed is a very long one — it starts with a clip of Subaru reacting to one of Coco's earlier meme reviews, asking to be included in the Purity-Intelligence chart. The meme's author obliges, positioning her towards the upper-right corner based on a quote where Subaru politely tells off someone for asking the color of her panties. Subaru is flattered... but the meme keeps going, slowly dragging her out of upper-right territory for each raunchy comment she has been known to say. Just as Subaru thinks her position is finalized, there's another comment that takes her further out of the top-right quadrant, and when she predicts that the meme will do a bait-and-switch to put her back up top, the last statement ^note"I guess five is five after all!" sends her all the way to the left.
- The final reviewed meme is a macro of Kiara teaching Gura to not use "Omae" as it's rarely used among women, followed by the images of a duck wearing Subaru's cap screaming "OMAEEEEEE". Subaru doesn't even deny that it's one of her more unique traits, and claims that there are times when even girls need to use it... which is about all the time for her.
The meme review on the first Sunday of 2021.
- Coco tweets that Towa will be the guest, and signs off with "TMT!" (Towa Maji Tenshi — Towa's a real angel) Towa immediately rebukes it, trying to suggest "TCA". (Towa Chou Akuma — Towa's a super devil) Shortly after, the replies assert that it's now "Towa Cute Angel". The second meme reviewed that day was a "Mr. Worldwide" meme, and Towa comes up with "Worldwide Towa", which the fans immediately twist into "Worldwide Tenshi". Towa can't catch a break.
- Near the end of the review, Coco spots a macro of nigh-canonical pairings like Okayu/Korone, Flare/Noel and Calli/Kiara, with increasingly intense approval from Coco as a reaction image. Then we get to the fourth set of panels, which depicts overseas fans and JP fans getting on together. Coco and Towa voicing their disgust in English is just priceless.
  Towa: Noooo...
  Coco: What the fuck is this shit?!
And now Sora joins in on Coco's Shi- err, Seisopost Review. Given that Sora has long had the image of a pure idol, and one of YAGOO's "last bastions" of his dream, it was already a tightrope going in with the minefield of reddit degeneracy. It first went well with Sora commenting curiously on memes and the western depiction of some of the Hololive cast. The slope started to slide when she gave her approval for pictures of her navel ^note but then of course it all comes to a head when an inevitable "Panik" meme appears about how Coco will make Sora curse on-stream... and she does it with a "Motherfucker". Keep in mind that she said it herself without Coco prompting her to do so. Cue the chat exploding and superchats arrive to mark the moment with one saying "Goodbye Yagoo's dream". Although, it is worth noting that she said it very innocently and not intentionally trying to be naughty with it, didn't do much to quell the chat OR the frontpage of the Hololive subreddit shortly after. What makes this moment even funnier was that Coco was just explaining how she wasn't going to make Sora say it, and was so shocked that she had to do a Double Take. She also found Walfie Amelia quite cute.
With Suisei on the shitpost review:
- They review a meme involving a "board meeting". The members of said meeting are all the less-endowed hololive members, Suisei included. Suisei audibly seethes for a bit before she kindly asks for the culprit to out themselves so she can shoot them. Later on, the meme maker outs themselves in a Superchat, and as promised, Suisei riddles them with bullets vocally.
- One meme reviewed calls Suisei a shotacon, to which she takes offense and corrects it to "shonen lover". Coco doesn't sound too convinced, and when Suisei tries to explain the difference, Coco just hustles to the next meme after learning it might take 5 hours to explain.
Polka's episode as a guest star gets her so amused that she busts out the rubber chicken to accompany her laughter.
At the start of the review with Pekora, Coco opens with a meme involving the announcement image for that episode. The viewers expected the meme that used fanart of Pekomama in Pekora's place. What they got instead was YAGOO in that spot, and Coco sporting the Surprised Pikachu face. Props to her for pulling a fast one on the audience!
During the review guest starring Mio,
- Coco's computer briefly malfunctions, causing the stream to loop the previous few seconds of audio with increasing volume each loop. While it was very short-lived, it definitely spooked everyone involved, and would later be referenced as Golden Experience Requiem.
- One of the memes reviewed featured, completely unrelated to the actual meme, the text "I want to eat Mike Tyson's ass" on the top in surprisingly good Japanese, completely throwing Coco for a loop. After a couple minutes of confused dragon noises, the chat explained that it was a reference to one of Korone's stream regulars with the exact name Eating Mike Tyson's Ass.
Coco's Meme Review on February 14 2021 guest stars the unexpected Coco Kaine — the stream is even titled "Reddit shitpost review with DAT BITCH". In the lead-up to the stream, many were wondering how this would be executed, including suggestions that someone would imitate Coco's voice, or if it will involve Acting for Two. When the proper stream starts... Coco Kaine is voiced by a text-to-speech program, acts like a teenager who wants to be left to her devices, and swears in every other sentence.
During the meme review with Noel:
- One meme involves a Long List of ways that the fans try to support the idols, ranging from silly to obnoxious. One of the examples is "collecting porn of your favorite VTuber". Noel more or less admits that she does the same, and Coco slyly predicts that it's a collection of Flare.
- Another meme was about Flare's Chick Magnet status, showing the half-elf "forget to turn the swag off and waking up covered in bitches" with the other women in question being the other members of Gen 3. Noel said that if it ever actually happens, she'll eat them all and if Coco ever lets herself get seduced, Noel will throw her (again).
On the Luna episode:
- A meme reviewed involves two men arguing over being unable to understand Luna. One of them accuses the other of having terrible Japanese, only for the other to retort that he is Japanese! Clearly nobody can fully understand Nanolish.
- Another meme depicts Coco carrying Luna like a baby so that both their sprites are aligned as seen during the review. Like always, when a large height discrepancy is involved, Coco jumps in with her own crudely-drawn interpretation. The cursed squat from an Asacoco episode the previous year makes a return!
The Okayu episode got super lewd in places.
- In a parody of the "I raised that boy" meme from Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Yagoo denies raising several of his "idols" due to their impure behavior. When we see Marine saying "I'm horny", Coco teaches the phrase to Okayu who happily says it much to Coco's horror.
- In a meme where fans ask various members to be their waifu, Coco teaches what "waifu" means to Okayu and explains it as "permission to masturbate". At one point, Okayu decides to refer to herself as "Nekomata Okazu" (a pun on okazu or "fap material"). The chat went ballistic over Coco's interpretation, some of them trying to explain other nuances to what a "waifu" is, while others are freaking out over getting busted.
- In a non-lewd example, one of the memes featured a happy Yagoo playing Minecraft and writing "YAGOO" in big letters in his window, only to become disappointed when he sees that from an outside view, the letters are mirrored to say "OOGAY", as a reference to Nene's "IMNENE/ENENMI" incident.
For the AZKi episode:
- In the pre-stream announcement, Coco made sure to include "hint: NOT YAGOO", which AZKi herself also confirmed on Twitter. Needless to say, this had zero effect on the fans' making jokes about Yagoo being the guest.
- One of the memes featured implies the creator learned more Japanese in a shorter time with hololive than with anime. Coco asks the audience to demonstrate, but the only thing they come up with is "草" (lol), "やべ" (oh crap) and "分かりません" (I don't know). Someone even comments "superchat time" and she retorts that it doesn't count.
- AZki eventually saying "Motherfucker"? Expected. Not expected? Her saying "Puta" ^note? Completely out of left field. Cue the Spanish-speaking viewers panicking.
- One of the memes consists of a few visual puns - Coco is shown next to a coconut, Luna next to the moon, and Sora next to a picture of the sky. AZKi's portion has a crude sketch of an ass and a key next to each other. After Coco explains the pun, AZKi realizes that it's lewd, and Coco encourages AZKi to yell "Shut up, motherfucker!" at the audience in response.
Coco's first meme review of April 2021 wasn't announced until the day before. When the day rolls around, it turns out the guest star is the one and only YAGOO! Well, he's not actually in the call — Coco's using voice clips akin to a soundboard, while she's waiting for one of the other girls to roll into the call. People were skeptical at the announcement, since April Fool's was 3 days ago.
- Every now and then YAGOO starts his Cover Corp introductory spiel. Coco cuts him off mid-sentence every time.
- Coco's outdone herself this time by manipulating the voice clips to get YAGOO to "say" "fuck you" and "motherfucker"!
- Coco transitions to the JP memes section, and reviews a meme misreading "Oshita Bridge" as "O shit, a bridge". Fubuki also happens to jump into the call, misreading the sign in a similar fashion. The hilarious part is that the meme's creator isn't even Japanese! For bonus points, Coco admits that she won't blame the redditors this time, as she herself read the sign as "O shit, a bridge".
During the Yozora Mel episode. They're shown a Mafia City style "Level 100 Boss" meme with Yagoo. Starting with "Level 1 Salaryman" showing an old image from when he worked for Sanrio. Coco is left in shock that people managed to find it.
The Korone episode was just as chaotic and hilarious as you expect.
- It starts off crazy when Coco shows the first "Guess who" meme, and Korone mistakes the trail of cherry blossom petals as a "trail of blood". On top of that, the meme "guesses" Coco and Korone as Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima (or, rather fittingly, the Dragon of Dojima and the Mad Dog of Shimano).
- Another of the "guess who" memes instead modifies the title to a "24 hour meme review" as a joke on Korone's knack for marathon streams. Korone, surprisingly, is totally on board with the idea (one can even see her eyes and ears perk up with excitement when she first sees the image), and Coco has to reiterate that they're only streaming for an hour, since "there's not enough memes to last".
- When showing a "Let Me In" meme related to the Okayu episode, Coco keeps stumbling over her words and referring to her as "Okazu" ^explanation, much to Korone's annoyance.
- Coco shows a "Trade Offer" meme, starting with a normal dog that wants love and affection in exchange for even more love and affection, then a "Hololive dog" that wants your fingers in exchange for physical abuse. Before Coco had a chance to translate, just seeing the pictures was enough to leave Korone coughing with laughter.
- Korone ends the stream with a loud "Goodbye Motherfuckers!"
The second Kanata episode — and the first one where she was actually asked by Coco to join beforehand, instead of having been coincidentally passing by — was rife with gorilla jokes made by both memes and Coco at her expense, culminating in Kanata eventually becoming confused as to whether or not she's a gorilla.
- They get to the "Fellas, if your man is:" meme where they have pictures of Kiryu, the punchline ends with the fact that Coco's husband isn't Kiryu but rather Kanata herself, who also had the same experiences Kiryu had.
During Lamy's episode:
- One of the memes compares Suisei's "Hi honey!" with a gangimari Coco labelled "high honey". Lamy, without prompting, engages her own gangimari face to match the meme. Coco and Lamy decide to band together as the "high honeys" to counteract the memetic "hi honey!" that the other talents are being requested to say.
- An extremely hard-to-translate meme by a Japanese viewer involves a list of racing horse names that are puns on various hololive in-jokes. Lamy opts to bet on "NoeFure wa Gachi" (rough tl: I really root for Noel x Flare) — after all, she's written a whole AU where she's their daughter!
During Botan's episode. One of the "Guess who" memes got both right, but added a third guest. Botan taking a bite out of Watame's head, while Coco watches in horror. This was followed by another "guess" that got it right, but had Botan doing "Salt Bae" over a rack of lamb while Coco brought a bottle of wine. Poor Watame was not spared.
The May 15th/16th meme review had Coco bring on a very special guest, Kazuma Kiryu. Rather, a Kiryu action figure against her green screen.
From the Calliope Mori episode:
- Calli was super nervous doing her first collab with Coco, and it showed, while Coco was clearly having a blast teasing her. Coco noticed she was so nervous, that at one point she asked if Calli was a crackhead.
- One meme that referenced Kiara's playthrough of The Sims 4, where Kiara got pregnant after a woohoo session with Calli. After Calli desperately tries to Change the Uncomfortable Subject by going "Next meme!", Coco asks if she can also get pregnant, leaving Calli to be very uncomfortable as to how to respond to that. It only gets worse when Coco pulls her senpai rank, stating that she's going to get Calli pregnant.
  Coco: I love that game too, can I get pregnant too?
  Calli: Um, with- well- with who? With-
  Coco: [bluntly] You.
  Calli: Huh? I mean- Haah... Oh gosh, what do I say... You're my senpai, so it's really hard for me to say no to that. [Coco giggles, Calli's next line is in Japanese] Because you're my senpai...
  Coco: [speaking in a deeper voice] Hey, I'm your senpai, you're not allowed to say "no" to anything I say! I can make you pregnant!
  Calli: No, wait a minute!
  Coco: That's the senpai power I'm talking about!
- We get a meme showing Amelia bringing up that she prefers her breasts looking smaller in fan art, but it's followed by evidence that she liked a piece of art with a very busty Choco (followed by a "Press X to Doubt" with Ame). Coco mused that she might have to invite Amelia to the show and question her in person, while a panicking Amelia was in the chat and screamed, then left a couple of tweets about how much danger she's in, including a "*chuckles* I'm in danger".
- Upon encountering the Callimachi fancomic and getting accused of actually being Anemachi, Calli gets flustered and protests "Listen!" Coco actually stops and is keen to listen to what Calli wants to say, only for her to clam up and say that there actually wasn't anything after that. Gura even predicted this exact thing during her Resident Evil Village finale stream just a few days prior.
- The end of the stream has a meme address how Calli doesn't like to curse because kids are watching, but every one of her streams ends with her song "Fuck It". Coco and Calli just starting cussing, with Coco yelling "Let's fuck Yagoo! Let's fuck him together!" much to Calli's horror.
From the Moona Hoshinova episode:
- One meme paired up Moona and Luna as the two moons of Hololive, which prompted Coco to ask Moona if she's ever collabed with Luna. Moona said that she hasn't, as she can't speak Japanese yet, to which Coco essentially replied with "Don't worry, Luna can't speak Japanese either".
- One meme was a parody of "Brodyquest", one of the highest-effort shitposts reviewed on her streams.
  - Coco goes about her day tazing various talents (or nearby elements) to "corrupt" them or invoke one of their own in-jokes.
  - Marine eagerly skates towards Coco, who doesn't want to taze her. She gets flung out at the next scene.
  - When she gets to an overseas bro ready to use shitty Japanese, the music suddenly cuts out and she pulls an actual gun on him.
  - The overseas bro summons Matsuri who transforms into a flying surfboard for him to escape. Coco gives chase by tasing YAGOO himself, leading to a zany chase scene lasting the rest of the video.
- They come across a meme that mentions how they'll use shitty Japanese so only Coco can understand, only for the sentence to be written in good Japanese. Coco was upset that for once they actually used competent Japanese, and Moona was quick to call Coco out on her being a Master of the Mixed Message. The meme then went on to do the same with Indonesian, so that only Moona will understand, and Javanese, so that not even Moona will understand (Javanese is one of the main regional languages of Indonesia, and is understood by about 40% of the population. Moona is not one of them).
- When Moona comments that Reine is her "wife", Coco asks if she'll be her wife and starts making kissy noises. Moona says she doesn't mind as long as they have "big watermelon". Coco was completely caught off-guard and called her "ecchi".
- Just like in the previous episode, Coco wants Moona to join her in saying "Let's fuck Yagoo!". When Moona understandably hesitates, Coco explains that she means "fuck" as in "fuck him up", not...
What was originally going to be the Shion episode got postponed in favor of a Kanata and Towa episode, but then Luna joined in later on. During the review, Luna was clearly exhausted and barely responding to anything with Coco having to prod responses out of her. Which she delivers in the sleepiest voice ever.
- One of the showcased memes proposed that Gen 4 and Holo EN are actually one and the same by highlighting the similarities between the members of each generation: a blue and white loli who can sing very well (Kanata and Gura), an orange mythical creature who can speak a language the others can't (Coco the English speaking dragon and Kiara the German speaking phoenix), a blonde pervert (Watame and Amelia), a purple angel who argues about her species (Towa and Ina'nis), and a girl with pink hair and a crown (Luna and Calliope). Cue Coco telling Luna to try and rap. The key word being "try".
The Amelia Watson episode shows the result of two crass & raunchy entertainers clashing.
- When Amelia notes she might cry, Coco comments that she doesn't have tissues, but she does have tampons she can use to wipe her tears. Coco then goes on about how she has to pull them out from inside, and she has two.
- Coco asks Ame if she wants the plug-in Asacoco, to which Ame gleefully accepts and even notes that she was saving herself for it. Coco also brings up Ame's butt-scratch capabilities and wondered if she could stick a finger in there.
- The Ass Shove jokes don't stop as they run into a meme where Ame has to solve how Ina's tentacles are connected to her body. The implication is that they're a plug-in type, with Coco questioning if each tentacle is going inside her and being worried since Ina is a normal human, and Amelia suggesting that the tentacles are all connected to a single base.
  Coco: I'm a dragon, so I have, well, I have a strong asshole, but I think Ina-chan is a human being, and I hope her asshole is okay.
- While Coco normally teaches lewd English to Japanese guests, this time she taught some lewd Japanese. Unlike the Japanese guests, Ame had no shame in saying it. And for as funny as it was for Coco to blindside both Amelia and the audience with that set-up, it was even funnier watching Calli's live reaction from her own stream.
  Coco: Say it with me: "Chikubi."
  Calli: No, Amelia, stop!
  Amelia: "Chikubi."
  Coco: Yeah, that means "nipples".
  Calli: Ohhh no, stop! [laughing] Amelia, don't say that!
- One meme depicts Amelia inheriting Coco's legacy through the Asacoco recipe. Coco rolls with it, suggesting that Amelia combine the Asacoco with her Watson's Concoction. Amelia gleefully accepts, revels in her newfound power, and declares she will Take Over the World with it.
- A comic is shown adding to the hololive lore. Turns out Amelia is the reason that Coco crashed into hololive HQ, by time traveling and shooting Coco with a Watson Concoction dart. Coco notes that Ame shot her in the throat, and questions if this is why she sounds like, in her words, "a drugged Mickey Mouse".
From the Murasaki Shion episode:
- One of the showcased memes showed what would happen if Yagoo actually appeared as the guest of an episode, in the form of a comic where an off-panel Coco is talking to a depressed-looking Yagoo. This lead Coco to state that she actually did ask Yagoo to appear on an episode, but he declined.
  Coco: Here's you trying to compare us to AKB48
  Yagoo: Hai...
  Coco: This meme is a metaphor for your dream dying (I've got a whole folder of those)
  Yagoo: Hai...
  Coco: In this one they pasted your face on a baby
  Yagoo: Hai...
  Coco: Damn that's an ugly baby *giggles* [clap clap] Next meme~!
  Yagoo: Hai...
Her final episode is where "bottom-left" Kiara meets "bottom-right" Coco again, making for an amazing 2-hour special as a sendoff for the series.
- The first meme, again as a "guess the guest" format, depicts Kiara as a bucket of fried chicken, and Coco gleefully snacking on a leg. Kiara protests that the "KFP" bucket would have her face on it instead of YAGOO's. Coco retorts that Kiara's "face" is already on the bucket — as its contents!
- The last entry in the "guess the guest" format swaps Kiara's and Coco's hairstyles. Kiara shamelessly praises the individual on the right (herself with Coco's hair) and says she'd ask her out on a date. Coco follows up with "Are you going to fuck her on the first date?" Kiara nervously responds... but doesn't deny it.
- Another meme is a conspiracy theory comparing various attributes between Coco and Kiara. When they reach their breast size, Coco proudly declares herself a "P cup" and asks Kiara on her cup size. Kiara says "F cup"... for "fhoenix". She quickly corrects herself to "P for phoenix" and Coco's response is "Do you not know how to spell phoenix?!"
- One Minecraft meme brings up the thought of shearing Watame. Kiara wonders aloud if Watame would become naked or bald if you shear her. Coco suggests that both are the same thing to her.
- When discussing the difficulty in cosplaying the various hololive members, they reach Coco's entry and have to address how to put on her tail. Coco asks "Do you have a tight asshole?" and Kiara responds with "I have a tight ass! I'll squeeze it together!"
- They review a meme comparing the EN members to various crystals and gems. They reach Amelia and laugh over how she's compared to rock salt. Then they go a little further and find a different punchline — comparing Coco and Haato to crystal meth. Coco nervously backs away.
- Coco brags that she's got the biggest breasts in hololive, bigger than even Noel. Kiara asks if Coco actually verified this, and Coco proudly says that she has, making the bird squeal in excitement. Kiara's also envious that she didn't get invited to "boob heaven".
- Coco's "super clean cameltoe" gets brought back from the Holotalk episode from the week before. Kiara wants to actually see the cameltoe in the meme, and is irritated that it stops short. Coco rolls with it and agrees to show Kiara the cameltoe for real if she visits the Holohouse, and continues to cram in as many instances of "cameltoe" as she can in the next few sentences coming out of her mouth.
- After reviewing another meme that mashes multiple languages into something unintelligible, Coco pulls out a pixellated piece of poop to represent the meme quality. Kiara notices that it looks like one of Coco's eyebrows, and Coco tries superimposing it on her avatar. Kiara starts laughing over how these poop eyebrows make her look really troubled, and requests Coco to use them as a moustache next. Coco retaliates by putting the poop eyebrows on Kiara's face.
- The last meme Coco ever reviews starts off heartwarming, but takes one last potshot at her "Japanglish" Berserk Button:
  Meme Coco: YOU REDDITORS ARE ALL SO SHITTY!!!! But... I love you all.
  Redditor: arigathanks kaichou
  Meme Coco: MOTHERFUCKER!!!
  Kiara: Ehhh!?
  Coco: Even at the very end, they still use shitty Japanese...
While not directly involving her weekly Meme reviews, Marine invited Coco as a co-host to review the submissions to her own Reddit Meme contest, using this clip as a template. The community can really put out some hilarious things. See here and here for some highlights.
- One of the submissions has Marine reel Coco in. Hilarity Ensues.
  Coco: Senchou...what the fuc-
  Marine: Ahoy!
  Coco: Nandayo?!
  Marine: I'M HORNY!
  Coco: (Beat) WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTALKINGABOUTSONOFABITCHGETAWAYFROMME-
- Coco's personal reaction is to express her regret over teaching Marine the word "horny".
- Marine encounters a Jojoke (specifically, Gura pulling a Joseph by predicting that Marine will say "Ahoy!"). For once, she's the one who has to explain the meme, as Coco is not too familiar with the series.
- A meme involves Marine reeling in an entire loaf of bread. Apparently it's Gura's missing loaf.
- A hand-drawn meme has Marine fail to reel anything in, only to get ambushed by Gura from behind. Marine calls this "backstab Same-chan!" Coco even chimes in with the opening riffs to "Roundabout".
- One of the videos involves Marine reel in and discard various pieces of junk, only to reel in Pekora, the culprit. In her rage she starts waterboarding Pekora. Coco chimes in with "let's dominate Pekora together!"
- Another video has her reel in Kanata mimicking her voice, taking voice-clips from the time when the two (and a few others) pranked Aqua by posing as her.
- A video plays the template mostly straight, until the end where Gura bonks Marine and banishes her to horny jail — the same jail cell from Aqua's prank in Minecraft.
- When Marine reads the title of horny jail:
  Marine: (reads the title)
  Marine: (shocked): Such a place exists!?
  Coco: Of course!
- 5:41 Ladies and gentlemen. Houshou Marine explaining dad jokes to Kiryu Coco.
- The winner of the contest edits the video so that Marine pulls up YAGOO himself. YAGOO goes into his introductory spiel for Hololive, but as soon as Marine says "I'm horny!" his face immediately darkens into one of regret. Marine and Coco can't stop laughing at his expense.

Haachama's Reddit Shitpost Reviews

The first review included a tier list ranking how trustworthy each member is in taking care of a child. Initially, she takes offense when she finds herself in the "Never" tier, but decides that the tier list is actually talking about "Haato" since it's her, not "Haachama", that's pictured there. Haachama then claims that she should be at the very top in her own "Haachama OK" tier.
The second review, featuring Kiara, had a number of hilarious moments:
- They came across a Reddit comment speculating on Yagoo making a bikini debut, which gets some laughs... and then someone else praying that it's not a mankini. Both Kiara and Haachama are audibly disgusted by the idea, with Kiara declaring that she would graduate if Yagoo wore a mankini and Haachama agreeing with her.
- They came across a meme about a tweet conversation between Amelia and Marine that had the latter talk about wanting to share her yaoi collection with the former. Cue Haachama shocking both Kiara and the viewers by not knowing what "yaoi" means despite it being Japanese in origin, causing Kiara to explain that it's a synonym for "boys' love" (another name for the subgenre) and then poke fun at how Haachama, whose native language is Japanese, only recognizes the subgenre by the English loanword-based name rather than its Japanese name. This is soon followed by the suggestion that Haachama's shitpost review should have the guest explain the memes to Haachama rather than the other way around.
- When Haachama decided to provide context for some of the memes about the ERROR project, she did so by watching it along with Kiara and the chat. Kiara reacts with immediate hesitation, while Haachama looks on with delight. Ultimately, the phoenix finds herself more of a chicken, and tries to hide behind Haachama.
  Kiara: I'm not really good with horror.
What's Haachama to do when there's nobody available to guest-star in the third review? Why, conduct it with Haato, of course!
- Partway through she goes to commercial. Said commerical is a parody of "The Worst Death Scene Ever" from Karateci Kız, but with Botan as the woman and Subaru as the man. Every time Botan shoots she lets out a "poi" and every time Subaru gets shot she screams loudly.
- The final meme depicted Haachama being excited to go on Kiara's Holotalk, deliberately ignoring the imprisoned Haato. When she reaches the "HELP" punchline, she goes eerily silent, and abruptly cuts to an imprisoned Haato in a deliberate Call-Back to the Coexist arc, sending the audience into a collective panic. When she reverts to close off the Meme review proper, Haato has vanished, leaving only her leg overlay where she once was.
The fourth meme review features IRyS, whose proficiency in both English and Japanese along with her general meme knowledge helps fill Haato into the finer context behind some of the memes they discuss.
- The review opens with the "Omen" debut video, which had aired earlier that day. The chat immediately fills with "PRAY TO THE ORB" and the first few memes they review are poke fun at how quickly the shapes have gained their Cargo Cult.
- One of the memes reviewed depicts the hololive cast as Pokemon. The meme has a lot of attention to detail and sneaky references and puns in its choices of typing and abilities, but perhaps the best goes to YAGOO himself, who's classified as a "???" type with the "Bad Dreams" ability. They also have a little laugh at A-Chan who's been given the "Defeatist" or "Insomnia" abilities.
  - In the same meme, when they reach Amelia and see she's a Rock/Ground type. With IRyS noting that it's related to her Ground Pound meme. Haachama asks what that's about and IRyS explains how it's a move from Mario and Amelia uses it to ground pound everyone's moms... in a perverted way. Haachama is surprised and calls Amelia a "little pervert".
The show returns after a long hiatus. March 26th 2022.
- One meme talks about Smol Ame's handler at HoloFes and how she's the new best girl. Haachama realizes she knows who that is, and brags about getting her number.
- One meme jokes about the lore getting more and more ridiculous. Showing a hypothetical Gen 12 that embodies the concept of light, the fourth row of the periodic table, a tsundere girl made of sound waves, kawaii Atlas (though mispelled as Atlus), and a gecko.
- The final meme compares Mumei in college to Haachama in college. Haachama changes the music and basically declares war on the civilization owl. Two days later, Mumei shows that she's game.
April 9th 2022
- While showing a meme of Bae and Ironmouse, Haachama's translation shows she confused her with Nyanners.
- When she attempts to show Ina's "TOMORROW?!" moment, she had autoplay on and it cut to another VTuber.

Holotalk (hosted by Kiara Takanashi)

The second episode (featuring Fubuki):
- Fubuki receives a request to re-enact a love confession. Before Kiara is done reading out the request, Fubuki's face switches to one of dread, and she slides off the screen yelling "Bye bye!" After Kiara brings her back on screen and gets her to fulfill the request, Fubuki is incredibly embarrassed and slides off the screen again, shouting "ESCAPE! ESCAPE! NOOOOO!"
- Later during the show, Kiara asks Fubuki to show off her voice acting skills and try to do an impression of one of the HoloEN members. She decides to go with an impression of Kiara when she's excited, and while Kiara wasn't convinced that it sounded like her, her audience was rather unanimous in it being pretty spot on.
The fourth episode (featuring Subaru): late into the interview, Kiara does a quickfire question round with Subaru, and when the latter refuses to reveal her panties' colour, Kiara persuades her to say it on the condition that Kiara also reveals hers at the same time. Kiara does so, but Subaru stays silent and Kiara realizes too late that she got tricked into making a fool of herself. Made even more hilarious by the fact that Subaru was wearing her sailor outfit, which infamously have holes in the sides of her shorts that show her panties (they're black) ^note.
The fifth episode (featuring Miko):
- Miko gets asked who she'd pursue in a Hololive EN dating sim. Kiara anticipates a Buxom Beauty Standard moment only to be thrown for a loop when Miko shoots her down with a blunt "no"; turns out that that's Miko's second preference, and number one in her book is blondes, which would mean that Ame would be Miko's first choice. That's when Kiara remembers that Ame was watching earlier, and an embarrassed Miko is reduced to nervous babbling and a series of Rapid-Fire "No!".
- Next on Miko's list turns out to be Calli, but when Kiara asks about herself, she's flustered in turn when Miko reveals that she likes the Takamori dynamic a lot and would actually prefer to go for the threesome route in this case.
The eighth episode (featuring Suisei):
- Suisei spends much of the opening section groggy and speaking slowly due to having just woken up for the interview, despite being Not a Morning Person.
- When they get to the question about the preparations needed for the stunning RAISE A SUILEN band performance in the fourth 3D concert, Suisei meekly reveals that no one was actually playing any instruments, not even when taking into account Aki's personal drum set and Polka learning how to DJ from A-chan, attributes that did contribute to Suisei selecting them. Cue the chat realizing the hilarious meaning behind the official name of the band, "AIRS", and Suisei backpedaling into claiming that everybody was playing instruments in order to bury the secret.
The eleventh episode (featuring Coco) is what happens when the bottom-left Kiara meets a bottom-right and gets outdone in the lewdness department. To wit:
- The perverted pair's antics reach a peak when answering to a question about Coco's infamous hair removal stream, with Kiara asking Coco to send her real life proof of her hair removal. Unfortunately for the phoenix, Coco's retort proves to be too much for the show.
  Coco: Super clean cameltoe, this is legendary—
  Kiara: Oi oi oi oi oi oi!
- When responding to a fan question about which Yakuza game would Kiara and Coco recommend, Kiara admits that she found Coco's reaction to Kazuma's appearance in Like a Dragon to particularly funny (read: ecstatic), whereas Kiara's reaction was more along the lines of "who is that?", having never played the previous Yakuza games to know who Kazuma is. This naturally triggers Coco.
  Kiara: [My reaction] was like, "Uh, who is that?"
  Coco: Who the f—That is the worst thing— WHY DID YOU DO IT FROM 7?! That's what happens when you just fuck up the order!
The twelfth episode features Matsuri. Though the stream was mostly wholesome and very insightful, when they got to reviewing lyger's popular clip of Matsuri claiming she wears band-aids over her nipples, Kiara bluntly asks why Matsuri went through the trouble of doing that when she could've just run around without anyone batting an eye since she's so flat. Cue a Stunned Silence from Matsuri with Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises.
The Haachama episode:
- Haachama opened the episode by declaring her overseas Haatons are even bigger perverts than the Japanese Haatons. With the topic already broached, Kiara decides to provide context by pulling up the clips she had prepared addressing exactly that topic.
- Haachama reveals the reasons that she keeps blatantly disregarding Youtube's guidelines for her content. It's not just that she likes to live dangerously in this regard, it's also partly Youtube's own fault; when she got slapped with a one-year demonetization for her ASMR streams, she decided there was no point in following the rules and cranked herself up to eleven instead of dialing back.

Officer Subaru's Investigations

Subaru hosts Oozora Police streams, where she goes after several members for "crimes" they committed in their previous streams, using her natural tsukkomi to try and reason with the silliness. Almost all the members interrogated not only fail to defend themselves, but end up digging themselves deeper and get more charges thrown at them as a result.
- Lamy gets brought in for exploiting her Story of Seasons farm animals. To elaborate, after naming her first cow "Noel" and profiting off milking her, she gets a second cow, names it "Flare", and when they have a calf, she names it "Lamy", before admitting that she's using the farm animals to live out her fantasies. She goes into tangents or additional detail that Subaru has to keep cutting her off to keep the conversation focused.
  Lamy: Actually the moment I planted the seed in Noel—
  Subaru: Stop it! You're adding to your sins now!
- Subaru feels more personally invested in cracking down Rushia since one of her crimes is tearing off the head of Shigure Ui and storing her in a fridge. Rushia's response?
  Rushia: But listen to me, Subaru-senpai. Even though Ui-Mama is dismembered in my fridge, she's still tweeting...
  Subaru: Alright. With this, your guilt is confirmed. Thank you very much.
- Kanata is brought in on the charges of running an axolotl black market and extortion of Nene in Minecraft. Kanata tries to keep up an innocent facade, but when her cover is blown her voice becomes deeper and more aggressive. Her final words as she's dragged off to jail are to gloat over the profits from selling her axolotls.
- Nene is brought in for the crime of "being a brat." Evidence includes blowing her nose on stream and indulging in Toilet Humor, which is unbecoming of an idol. Another report involves Nene accepting too many proposals and turning it into a "husband collection." The nail in the coffin is collecting and selling Lamy's armpit sweat, but the report takes offense that the bottled sweat is too expensive. As Nene is declared guilty and is put into the slammer, she shamelessly advertises her wares. See also the second half of this clip.
- For wrongly defining "waifu" as just "fap material", Subaru brings Coco in for questioning. Coco is not even apologetic about it, and performs a bunch of mental gymnastics to try and push the blame off her — first to the search engine, then to the JP fans, and finally to Okayu, who gleefully embraced "Okazu". Eventually, the jury rules that Okayu is guilty and Coco innocent. Such is the talent of the "yakuza boss".
- Early in the questioning, Coco responds to Subaru's accusation of her being yakuza with this:
  Coco: Hololive itself is like a criminal gang, though...
  Subaru: Stop stop stop! Don't add more to your crimes here!
- Marine ends up with 100+ counts of sexual harrasment both from the many accounts brought before Subaru and Marine trying to flirt her way out of an arrest. When Subaru brings up a report about Marine using a "strange powder" before singing, she doesn't deny it at all, and even tries to offer Subaru some. Even when Marine is finally thrown into horny jail, she still doesn't let up — she reasons that, since Haachama reviewed risque fanart of her with the safety of prison bars, she should be able to strip while behind the prison bars without getting into trouble. Also see this clip that compiles the evidence from the source streams.
Officer Oozora is at it again with a new batch of criminals to hunt down.
- Out of all the criminals from the previous stream, Nene is the only one to make a second trip to the slammer. Not only has she not ceased her "Husband Collection" activities, she added a 12-year-old overseas fan to it. When the chat said that she had been reported to Oozora Police, she tried to feign ignorance by claiming that she is a baby. She repeats the act in front of Subaru. It didn't work during that stream, and it certainly doesn't work on Officer Oozora.
  Subaru: "Nene is a baby" isn't an excuse!
- While she isn't brought in for questioning, Subaru puts out a warrant for Amelia Watson. She's charged with assaulting the chat when she tried to stuff the chat window into a trash can and possession of a dangerous substance (the Watson concoction), providing photographic evidence of its effects from one of her streams. There is just something hilarious about Hololive's #1 detective now being a wanted criminal.
  - In a stream following it, Subaru was surprised by the overseas fans reactions that she found "only two". Subaru admits she thought Ame was seiso.
- Miko and Suisei's questioning starts with them already acting like agitated thugs, with the former complaining that her screen is being blocked because her head's too big and the latter introducing herself as though she were Yakuza. After Miko and Suisei go to jail, Miko's head returns to being too large for the jail cell.
- Fubuki's is an Open-and-Shut Case, owning up to a nefarious plot to loli-fy everyone in Hololive and kidnap them. She boasted that if the Oozora Police came after her, she would just do the same to Subaru.
  Fubuki: As I thought, Loli-live is the best!
  Subaru: You're the worst! Reflect on your actions!
- When it was Pekora's time to be questioned, she showed up...in her jail outfit, trying to play it off as her pajamas. The chat spammed "Guilty" even before Subaru read her charges.
  Subaru: Pekora, those clothes...do you want to be caught?
Officer Subaru is on the case again, and this time she's got Bae at her side to help with international cases!
- Chloe is put on trial for her lecherous behavior towards Shion, and threatening chat when they tried to expose her. After Chloe is put behind bars, she threatens Subaru with the exact same phrase and gets her sentence extended. See also this clip.
- Subaru arrests Noel for Perverted Sniffing, but she twists Subaru's Discord messages against her, interpreting a fist-bump offer as a punch. The jury rules both guilty, and they're put into the same cell.
- Pekora is accused of mercilessly throwing about the Crucio curse in her Hogwarts Legacy playthrough. After Pekora enthusiastically recites the curse invocation at Subaru's request, Subaru banishes her to Azkaban with just as much gusto.
  Pekora: Those claims are false! I haven't learned that spell yet!
- Ina tries to defend herself in Japanese, but when she realizes that she's accidentally admitted to the crime she's accused of, she pulls the "not good at Japanese" card to weasel out. Note that she continues to use Japanese for the rest of her interrogation, as she claims she was framed by a Takodachi who didn't receive their share of cookies. It's also implied that she's bribed the Takodachi in the jury to sway the vote.
- After being deemed ina-cent, Ina accidentally addresses Subaru as "Oozaru" — "big monkey". Ina's laughing too hard to continue.
- When Gura is brought in for questioning, the first thing Gura asks is to confirm Subaru's badge number, which neither Subaru nor Bae had prepared for. Gura also goes on to ask for a lawyer, which none of Subaru's previous suspects have done.
- Gura gets accused of "fraud" for putting off the Minecraft Atlantis project despite Kaela providing the quartz. Gura defends that "foreign trade deals" cannot be discussed without all involved parties present, so Subaru and Bae begrudgingly relent.
- Subaru accuses Gura of using her cuteness to weasel her way out of trouble whenever her fans get on her case. Gura retaliates by acting offended and suggesting that Subaru is implying that she's not cute. The officer is quick to backpedal and assure the shark that she is indeed cute.
- Gura eventually gets deemed innocent by virtue of being cute. A frustrated Subaru swears to put Gura behind bars one day, and Gura taunts her with a "You can try!" Both Subaru and Bae can only curse in frustration at the sheer cheek.
- When Kobo is brought in for questioning, Subaru and Bae are a little reluctant to press charges on a child. However, they bring up the Ministry Host Club incident, and Kobo incriminates herself with entering a host club while underage and credit card misuse. She also does nothing to defend herself against the charges of "ASMR assault" and "firearms possession".
- Kobo tries to play her cuteness as a defense like Gura did, but the jury showed absolutely no mercy, and she's put behind bars. Kobo goes full kusogaki when that verdict is issued, and is dragged away kicking and screaming. Kiara, in chat, is distraught.
  - The other talents reacted more vividly to Kobo's arrest on Twitter. For starters, the ID girls, including her genmates, are either celebrating or teasing. Flayon and Hakka are more keen to bail her out. Regis's only response is a "First time?" and Calli is genuinely surprised that Kobo got arrested despite being on-scene at the Ministry Host Club incident.
  - What makes Kobo's ensuing meltdown better is how she continues to play the cute card even while screaming loud enough to make her mic peak, including an extremely aggressive 'UWU' and 'OWO' (yes, spoken, or rather, screamed out loud). She even breaks out her wavey voice as her continued cursing fades out.

Reine's Indonesian class

The very first lesson Reine taught was with Marine. There, Reine taught Marine a counter for Ollie's flirtations, that being to reply with 'halu' (a slang word, shortened from halusinasi, which means hallucination). Later, when Reine's giving her introduction in Indonesian, she gets to the part where she says she's a peahen, whereupon Marine gets to exercise what she's learned and tells Reine that she's being a delusional turkey.
Kiryu Coco Episode.
- Coco exerts maximum senpai pressure and gets Reine to teach her many lewd terms in Indonesian, which immediately puts Reine on the backfoot until she breaks when Coco asks to know the word for "nipple". Even Pochi-sensei dropped an amused "WAO" comment when passing by the stream, and a "YABE" when Coco insists on learning the Indonesian equivalent of "Motherfucker".
  Coco: How do I say "butthole"?
  Reine: [Stunned Silence] How do I get my way out of this?
  [...]
  Coco: Now I want to learn how to say "Nipple".
  Reine: [Another Stunned Silence] YAAAABBBBBEEE! What did I get myself into~...
- Overall, the stream was Coco getting Reine to teach her the exact words she needed to hijack the lesson and then announce to the world that she has AsaCoco-stuffed turkey for sale.
- Reine brought up the topic of AsaCoco, asking what was the most popular product and how she may procure some for herself. Coco replies that it costs about 500 yen for most people, but 5 fistings for Reine. Reine then tries to haggle her chat for a workaround, resulting in a flood of superchats that each yield, you guessed it, 500 yen.
  Reine: Can I not buy it for 500 yen?
  Coco: No. Because you are the one who's gonna get stuffed with AsaCoco!
- Reine purposefully mangles some Japanglish a few times (along with some Indonesian and Spanish), which is Coco's big Berserk Button. Coco responds by choking her and threatening to stuff her turkey butt. Reine manages an evasion with her usual denial of being a turkey, but it doesn't work for long...
- When Coco's pretty much taken over her lesson, Reine quickly asks chat to help her talk her way out of this. Chat takes the opportunity to make a joke based on her recent gaming streams.
  Chat: SEEK A WAY OUT
- A few days later, the "fisting" moment would be made a meme that made it into her final Meme Review. While Coco and Kiara were laughing over the moment, in the chat is Pochi "mourning" her daughter's "demise".
Momosuzu Nene episode.
- Reine teaching Nene the word "anjing laut" (Indonesian for seal), emphasizing that the 2 words must be used together otherwise the meaning will change, she even warned Nene to not use the word "anjing" on other people only for Nene to use the word to herself a few seconds later.
  Nene: Nene anjing?
For the classroom session with Kronii:
- Reine says that Kronii is the first member of HoloEN she's invited. Kronii remembers that Reine's collabed with IRyS thrice by that point, and Reine very quickly amends that to being the first Indonesian class with an EN member.
- Kronii mentions taking a crash course on Indonesian but when Reine asks her how much she knows, she only knows "selamat pagi" (which means "good morning"). And hello. Reine was expecting a bit more because, for some reason, Kronii was sending her messages about land use before the stream started.
- Reine teaches Kronii a number of personal pronouns, the usage of which is usually dependent on the formality of the situation, but Kronii settles on using "gue" because it's close to her characteristic "GWAK!"
- The word "tonjok" makes a comeback with Reine teaching Kronii how to use it in the context of hitting chat.
- Reine teaches Kronii "halu" but ends up having to use it on her when the time warden declares herself her own waifu.
During the session with Fauna:
- They reveal that they did entertain the hashtag "#TurkeySalad" but they realized that people were actually using that hashtag on Twitter and decided not to get in the way.
- Reine teaches the phrase "return to nature". She adds an addendum that clarifies returning to Fauna, since the actual phrase in Indonesian sounds like a cruel way to tell someone to die. "Like becoming compost," as Fauna puts it.
- The next phrase Reine teaches is "help me", and Fauna cheerfully says that the audience won't need to learn that.
From the lesson with IRyS:
- After teaching IRyS some regular words, Reine begins the risqué segment, as requested by IRyS. IRyS tries to deny having asked for it, but Reine reveals that IRyS said as much while they were talking before the stream.
- Reine then teaches the first risqué phrase... holding h*nds. They even bleep it out when they speak for good measure.
- What starts as Reine's attempt to put together a Noise Complaint skit for practice eventually leads to IRyS asking Reine how to say "Reine, feed me dirt" in Indonesian.
- The last phrase to be taught is a translation for "Hope is descending and is coming for you." That said, hope in Indonesian is "harapan", which also happens to be a Japanese word meaning "gut punch".
  IRyS: I didn't know hope was so violent.
Reine's Indonesian class returns with FUWAMOCO.
- Almost immediately, the dogs' obsession with eating cats comes up.
- Right before the end, Fuwawa asks Reine what the Indonesian word for "yobai" is. Reine isn't familiar with the word, and Fuwawa's attempts to explain it aren't exactly reassuring.

The CHAD Cast

Calli hosts CHAD Cast Episode 1:
- The podcast is off to a great start with Bae specifically asking to have her head poking out the table, since booster seats "hurt her butt".
- Calli explains CHAD to mean "Chaos, Hope and Death". The natural joke is for it to instead mean "Chaos, Hope and Dad".
- Bae explains that she kicked out Hayko (her flirty Distaff Counterpart from the Ministry joke stream) because he's a douchebag and a distant cousin she doesn't talk about. Chat then brings up "when will Calvin Morrison (proposed counterpart to Calli) debut?" and Calli aggressively declines it.
- Bae talks about a wakame product (seaweed) which chat mishears as "Watame". Calli lampshades that talking about eating the crunchy head is a lot worse in that context.
- While talking about skydiving, IRyS expresses that she won't risk her life like that, to which Calli responds "you've descended multiple times." Meanwhile, Calli predicts Bae would be the type to chicken out at the last minute, which Bae sheepishly admits to.
- The topic of chocomint ice cream came up, along with the notion that "it tastes like toothpaste". (Complete with a small shout-out to the relevant music video) After IRyS and Calli express their love for the flavor, Bae pipes up that she's not fond of it. Calli jokingly banishes Bae from the podcast, then Bae brings up Calli's preference for boneless chicken as a defense.
- The final segment of the podcast goes to a fanart showcase. Calli brings up a fanart that depicts her in the Jojos Bizarre Adventure art style with her Stand "Smash Mouth" that's a thinly-censored Shrek. Its special ability lets it appear by smashing down any door with a powerful blast, and is even stronger in a swamp. IRyS lampshades the scarcity of doors in a swamp.
- While reading out an edited manga panel, Calli uses a voice changer to sound deeper and masculine. IRyS and Bae got excited over the "debut" of "Calvin Morrison" and "Calvin" rolls with it, hamming it up like a haughty Jojo villain.
- The "Calvin Morrison" jokes get even more Hilarious in Hindsight when Calvin did end up "debuting" on Calli's channel as an April Fool's joke.
From Episode 2, hosted by Bae:
- Bae shows some fan art of IRyS cuddling her new custom mechanical keyboard in bed and the nephilim gushes for a half-minute about how much she loves it.
- Calli and Bae explain how dakimakuras work to IRyS. They go on to mention that they don't own any themselves, with Calli saying how weird it would be for her to own one of herself. They then point out that it it would be perfectly in-character for Kronii to own one of herself.
- Bae asks the other two for advice on the art of gift-giving. IRyS shares her secret weapon: Jamba Juice gift cards. This sets Calli off on a laughing trip while Bae gets confused until she's told that it's a smoothie franchise, like Boost Juice in Australia. Calli tries to buy Bae some gift cards but is unable to because the fans went and accidentally overloaded their website.
- Calli comes up with the idea of eating spicy food for milestone podcast episodes (tenth, twentieth and so on), but they quickly axe that as soon as IRyS makes this quip:
  IRyS: It's time for one spicy idol meeting.
  Bae: Oh my god!
  Calli: Stop! Never mind, let's not do it anymore.
From Episode 3, hosted by IRyS:
- When asked about how they fix a divorce, Bae claims "I didn't know, I didn't fix it." When questioned about it, referencing the Wife Dubs stream, Bae claims the title was clickbait.
- In response to the previous entry, IRyS asks Bae if she remembers their game of Monopoly, which Bae denies ever playing. The conversation gets a little spicy, with IRyS even inviting Calli to play Monopoly with them sometime, to which Calli just drags her model offscreen. She's later brought back with the promise of snacks.
- When IRyS accidentally refers to "Boost Juice" as "Boom Juice," the girls all joke about collabing with Boost Juice to make "Bae's Boom Juice," which IRyS mishears as "Boob Juice". Cue all the girls simultaneously erupting in laughter.
- IRyS gets requested to pronounce the names of various Greek gods. Highlights include her confusion on seeing "Hephaestus", pronouncing "Hermes" as Her-Mas and Calli jokingly claiming "Herms" as the correct pronunciation, and reading "Diogenes" as "Dio Jeans".
Episode 4, hosted by Calli
- Calli and IRyS were doing an off-collab, so there was a bunch of body-swapping shenanigans.
- When Calli shows IRyS a picture of a leg-press, IRyS can only focus on the man using it. Calli is unaffected because he looks like all the dudes she went to high school with, leading to jokes about how she went to JoJo High School.
- Calli shows off the weights she lifts. While she elaborates on her workout routine, IRyS tries to lift the weights to no avail.
- When IRyS mentions how Bae played Monopoly with her a couple weeks ago, Calli asks her for the "hot goss." This leads to a discussion about how nobody says "Hot Goss," distracting everyone from Monopoly.
- When Bae notices that her head is the same size as Calli's boobs, this leads to a discussion about their cup sizes. IRyS apparently forgot her cup size, leading to guesses such as IRyS-Cup or Hope-Cup.
Episode 5, hosted by Bae:
- The episode starts with everyone wincing in anticipation at what they're about to do: down some spicy noodles for the 5-episode milestone. They worry about how they'll have to top this at the bigger milestones down the line.
- Calli brings up a past work experience, but stumbles over her words when trying not to namedrop the place where she worked at.
- Calli recounts a bad dream she had about IRyS becoming evil, going from Hope to Despair and appearing as the Terminator while Calli frantically goes to the director to refute the idea, only to get shot by Evil!IRyS's Eye Beam. IRyS then quips the infamous verse from DMX's "X Gon' Give It To Ya" (doubly hilarious since IRyS finished her playthrough of Resident Evil 2 (Remake) days prior), leaving Calli and Bae in stitches.
Episode 6, hosted by IRyS:
- IRyS accidentally pronounces "Mamee Noodles" as "Mommy Noodles".
- When discussing YouTube's policy about videos "made for kids," IRyS recounts labeling videos as "made for kids" because they weren't NOT for kids. Bae then mutters something about IRyS making adult content.
Episode 7 on Calli's channel:
- The first camp story they get into was IRyS' story. On one of her short camping trips she ate little because she was really reluctant to use the portable toilets (which get infamously disgusting after extended use) and ended up holding her pee in until she got back from the trip. IRyS also had to quickly clarify that she was only holding in her pee, and Calli and Bae were about to laugh over IRyS having explosive diarrhoea.
- IRyS brings up Brain Age and Calli looks into the design of Dr. Kawashima. She brings up sprites of his shocked face and places them over IRyS' and Bae's faces. Later in the stream someone edits IRyS' facial features onto Dr. Kawashima.
- Calli decides to step away for a bit and warns IRyS and Bae not to talk shit about her while she's out. IRyS being IRyS, she can't resist the urge to throw in a pun while Calli is still within earshot.
  IRyS: Let's talk shiitake about her...
  Calli: NOOOOO! I heard that!
- IRyS and Bae start the Calli trash talk with poopy jokes, and then IRyS begins making fun of all of them sweating under their blankets before realizing what she's doing and stopping. Bae provides the after-action report when Calli returns.
  Calli: Hi. Did they talk shit about me?
  Bae: IRyS tried, and then she just failed somehow.
- They play a concentration game where they have to list things that belong to a category without repeating what has been said previously. Calli leads with the category of "colors". Bae and IRyS muddle the turn order and both start with "red". Calli now understands why they're "married".
- IRyS starts ranting about True Tears where she really hates the protagonist Shinichiro and hates the fact that he got together with Hiromi instead of Noe. She even starts belting out a Precision F-Strike before replacing it back to fudgin'. Meanwhile, Calli compares the series to School Days and wants to slam her head into a locker while watching it.
For Episode 13, hosted from Calli's house:
- While Calli is working out technical difficulties, Bae and IRyS are admiring her TV. Bae notes that it's great for playing video games on it, and IRyS turns to her, looks her dead in the eyes and says "Wanna smash?" Cue a long awkward silence... and IRyS clarifies "Smash on the TV?" which flusters Bae even more.
- Calli takes a tangent to talk about IRyS's brother, IRyK from the Ministry host bar. Unlike IRyK who constantly thought about his sister, IRyS barely noticed her brother. Calli also stated that Faun was just pretending to be a prince, and IRyS is dismayed that she nibbled on the cabbage of some guy who's not even royalty.
- When Calli was talking about people who ignore the stalks of broccoli, IRyS refers to it as the "bush" of the broccoli. Bae starts giggling and Calli calls her out. Bae tries to talk herself out of the hot seat by trying to pass off "shrubbing" as an Inherently Funny Word and Calli doesn't buy it.

Calli's English classes

Episode 1 features Fubuki, Marine, and Ina.
- She teaches Marine "Sexy Pirate Booty" and the double meaning behind it. Marine phrases it as "My hip is treasure!" ^note
- Marine spends the lesson hitting on Calli, much to her annoyance. Eventually, she tells Marine that she can't join her in bed as she sleeps with a fox doll. Cue Fubuki beaming in surprise as Calli gushes about foxes.
- When talking about the seasons, Marine changes into her swimsuit. In response, Ina summons her tentacles to cover her up. This being Marine it gets thrown right back.
  Marine: Happy sexual tentacles! Thank you!
  - Also barely noticeable is Fubuki trying to "escape" out of secondhand embarrassment just like her episode of Holotalk.
- Calli gives Fubuki a nickname: Super-Fly Fox Senpai. Hearing "fly", Fubuki starts to float away.
Episode 2 features Gura, La+, and Iroha.
- During introductions, Calli trolls her two kouhai by pressing on their buttons a little, calling La+ a kusogaki and Iroha a ninja.
- In her introduction, La+ says that she likes Earth... in Engrish. Both Calli and Gura hear it as "I like ass."
- La+ repeatedly flirts with Calli, then turns around and calls Calli a lolicon whenever Calli shows any affection in return.
  Gura: Clip it and ship it, boys!
- The first time La+ asks if Calli is a lolicon, she says she likes shota. Iroha says she does, too.
- La+ claims to have L+-cup boobs. Gura wants to see proof.
  Gura: Proof or bust!
- Calli asks Gura if she's a real shark or just has a shark tail shoved up her ass, Coco-style.
Episode 3 features Watame, IRyS, and AZKi.
- After IRyS concludes her introduction, Calli is quick to jokingly praise the Nephilim's English, despite the fact that IRyS is a full-fledged holoEN member.
- When asked about her favorite music, Watame answers with Pornograffiti. Calli mistakes it for Holo no Graffiti and IRyS mistakes it for "something sensitive."
- When Calli admits that she sings IRyS's song, Diorama, in the shower, IRyS's first thought is "Oh la la!"
Episode 4 features Lui and Chloe, minus a hungover Bae. Calli is surprised to find that Chloe already knows how to say "hangover" in English.
- Within ten minutes, the introductions break down into Lui insisting she's not Chloe's wife because Chloe is "so dirty" and won't shower. When Calli chimes in that she met Chloe and she smelled nice, Chloe promptly declares Calli her wife. Cue Lui and Chloe fighting over Calli in English.
  Chloe: Calli-senpaaai! I love you! You are my wife!
  Lui: NO. DON'T. TOUCH. CALLIOPE-SENPAI. DON'T TOUCH. Calliope-senpai is mine.
  Chloe: No! Calliope-senpai is mine!
  Lui: NNNNNO. GET AWAY.
Episode 5 features Choco and Mel, along with Fauna's assistance.
- The first themed question to answer is "what is your dream vacation?" Choco's response is a spa and onsen, also because she wants to see her friends' naked bodies. Calli's embarrassed and says while she does like going to onsens she doesn't want to be touched, and turns down Fauna's suggestion to wash her back.
- Calli immediately anticipates a yabai response when she pulls up a slide says "Let's whisper something sexy!"... when her guests are all ASMR experts. Then comes Choco's turn to whisper-flirt in English. Cue Calli backing away from her computer and SCREAMING from another room. Fauna just mutes her mic so she can laugh out loud.
- During the first round of the guessing game, Mel has a tenuous grasp on its rules. Consequently, the hint she gives Fauna for "boing boing" is "Fauna, you have boing boing." Calli responds with a laughing fit, Choco quickly tells Mel to shut up, and a hapless Fauna struggles to make sense of the situation.
Episode 6 features Roboco and Miko, with assistance from Sana:
- Sana spends most of the session screwing about with Calli, deliberately giving answers that throw off the flow of the lesson and also guiding conversations with Miko and Roboco in suggestive directions.
- With the summer theme of the lession, Calli starts with a sly music reference: "Do you like pina coladas?" Miko and Roboco haven't heard of the drink and mishear "peanuts karada".
- Calli deliberately references Miko's English lesson with Coco with a "Do you know Freedom Lady?" Naturally, the response is "Freedom lady butterfly pata-pata."
- When asked to identify objects in English, Calli shows a picture of a beach ball. Sana identifies it as a hiding place for spiders. Roboco and Miko are surprised, while Sana explains that it's pretty normal in Australia.
- Calli, attempting to teach the girls the phrase "Do you like x," asks Miko if she likes Sana. Miko enthusiastically proclaims her love for Sana's "BODY, BIG BODY," prompting a flat "what" out of Roboco and an invitation from Sana to "hug this big body." Calli is left in stitches through it all.
- Calli tries to teach "sun on the beach". Naturally, Roboco and Miko mispronounce it as "sonuvabitch", and Calli tries her hardest to teach the phrase properly. Sana drives the lesson even more off-course by imagining a sun colliding with a beach, and all the destruction it entails.
- During the minigame at the end of each lesson, Miko and Roboco are told to describe "massage" in English. Cue a very gung-ho Miko basically ordering Sana to get on the bed.
  Miko: Sana, bed, now!

Bae-Gemite Domination

Bae's personal project is to introduce her Japanese colleagues to Australian bread spread, vegemite, infamous for its extremely salty taste. Reactions vary.

In the first episode featuring Roboco and Miko:
- Bae asks them if they know of the spread. Miko tries to intuit from the name: "vege" = "vegetarian", but she's still figuring out what "mite" means. Roboco regrets expecting a good answer from her.
- Roboco is disgusted by its smell and appearance, but Miko likens it to seaweed paste, which she's comfortable with. Roboco strongly disagrees. The disgusted Roboco goes on to have Dull Eyes of Unhappiness for the rest of the video.
- Miko seems to enjoy the taste... but repeatedly hesitates and almost sounds like she's retching before immediately going back to enjoying it. Roboco's worried if she's been brainwashed.
- When Roboco still can't stomach it even on bread:
  Roboco: This is a devil... No yummy...
In the second episode featuring Subaru and Botan:
- Bae introduces Subaru and Botan as vic-- uh, guests.
- Botan intuits that she's going to be introduced to something horrible-tasting, given it's starting to sound like a dare.
- Bae introduces a lifeline in case they find the taste too strong: a "baby-level" option where they eat the vegemite with a piece of bread instead of right off the spoon. Subaru misinterprets it as "where they are treated like babies and fed the vegemite."
- Subaru takes to the taste, likening it to miso. The aftertaste, on the other hand, causes her to have second thoughts. Botan concurs.
  Subaru: At first it tastes like miso, so when it enters your mouth, you're like "Oh, it's miso!" but when it reaches your throat, it's like "You thought this was miso, huh?!"
- Subaru suggests mixing vegemite into hot water to make a mock miso soup.
In the third episode featuring Flare, Watame, and Polka:
- Polka tries to intuit "vegemite" as "vege" and "might", leading to the wild conclusion of "strong vegetable."
- After coming in with great expectations, Flare likens the smell to "soy sauce gone bad," leading to some exaggerated expressions of shock and confusion from Polka.
- Bae brings up that they have the option to take the milder "baby level vegemite", and Polka boldly declares that nobody's going to want to take that option. Right as she says it, Watame is looking really hesitant, and gets peer-pressured to stick with the original strength vegemite.
- After downing her share with great difficulty, Watame says it's "tire-like," very rubbery, and "like eating a piece of the road."
- Polka retches and gives a vivid description of "mixed soy sauce and miso and left it out for 5 months."
- Polka is still confused on what vegemite actually is and unsuccessfully reads the jar label. The other two idols joke that it's "jam that makes you happy" and Bae starts rolling with it.
- At the end, Flare and Polka poke fun at this being a disguised vegemite ad.
In the fourth episode featuring Nene and Koyori:
- Nene describes the smell like "sweet soy sauce" and Koyori concurs. Bae edits in a Mr. Squeeks giving an Aside Glance, foreshadowing that they don't know what they're in for.
- Nene bravely downs her share in one go and really regrets her decision. Her disgust score is 150 out of 10.
In the fifth episode featuring Lui and Chloe:
- Lui compares the smell with that of tsukudani (fermented seaweed) but when she gets to tasting it, the aftertaste hits her with great impact and it's compared to mouthwash.
  Lui: At the first bite it tastes okay, but afterwards... DON DON DON DON DON!! It's like "HERE I AM! KEPT YOU WAITING LONG?"
- Chloe compares the taste to tsukudani but dipped in really rich cheese. Like blue cheese, but even more "blue" to the point where it's moldy.
- Eating it with bread, which is supposed to mellow out the taste, happens to make the experience worse for the duo because, as Lui puts it, "the taste seeps into the bread, and it goes crazy in your mouth, like it's party time!"
- Lui's disgust score is a 100 out of 10. Chloe, on the other hand, refused to give it a score as she couldn't acknowledge it as food.
In the sixth episode featuring Shien, Oga and Rio from holostars:
- As they are well aware of Roberu's experience with the spread, the boys are unnaturally moody as they approach the subject with dread. Since Roberu was energetically saying it was "delicious" despite sounding like he was suffering, they decided to convince themselves that it was delicious and eventually hype themselves up for the taste test.
- After they notice that it smells like soy sauce and natto, Bae is moved by the notion that they might like it!
- Rio sincerely compares the taste to natto, albeit much thicker. Oga's now more open to tasting it... but the texture overwhelms him, and the vegemite mixing with his saliva makes him feel like "he's become miso soup".
- The taste and texture elicit an incredible scream from Shien.
The seventh and final episode features none other than A-Chan and YAGOO themselves!
- YAGOO's memory of vegemite is from when he received it as a gift. He opened it to give it a whiff, but all he could recall was "I shouldn't be eating this."
- A-chan's skepticism after YAGOO states that he was aware it was usually eaten with bread. As she asked Bae, in English, whether it was really supposed to be eaten on toast, Bae quickly confirmed. All A-chan can respond with is "SUS! Sus..."
- The taste of vegemite causes A-Chan to really squirm.
  A-Chan: I'm die, thank you forever.
- The vegemite aftertaste gets some really raw facial expressions from YAGOO. He likens the experience to "when foreigners try natto for the first time," and reluctantly calls it "delicious" only at Bae's behest.

Other Streams

The group plays telephone using English sentences, with the only two fluent or mostly-fluent English speakers Coco (who is a native speaker) and Haato (who studied abroad in Australia and Philippines) supervising. When Miko was the first in line, everyone after her apologizes profusely, then claims it's not their fault that they're about to spout nigh-unintelligible Engrish.
- Miko's very introduction has her randomly dropping a Precision F-Strike, much Haato's displeasure.
  Miko Hey~ my name is... Sakura Miko. Yeah. Nice to meet you too! My name is Elite Idol or Elite English! Or player! Or... or FAQ youuuuu~
  Haato: Wahhh! Oi! Don't do that on other people's stream!
- Despite Choco managing to piece the sentence "Could you tell me where it is?" together, Kanata undoes the improvement back into "Could you tell me where I do?" Cue a collective Face Palm from the live chat.
- Whereas Team 1 had Choco carrying the team even with Miko's Elite English, Team 2 had no such luck, what with Marine's signature Maringlish.
  Marine: My vocabulary is volcano!
- During the end of the second round, Haato asked Miko what she thought the message "I hope we will be together forever" meant in Japanese when she first heard it (for context, Miko was the first person to pass said message). Miko, who says she just heard a garbled message (Coco read the message too quickly for Miko to understand), comes up with "Byouin Issho ni ikou." (Let's go to the hospital together)
The first 3rd Gen Host Club stream featuring all of Generation 3 as their genderbent Ikebo personas, with Matsuri and Mary Saionji as the customers.
- Matsuri and Mary quickly set the mood by stating that they're not just here for drinks, but for virgin hunting (and it's perhaps one of the bext examples of Matsuri's Glass Cannon tendencies). Starting with Bekora, who immediately panics. When Mary wants him to call her "female pig" (mesubuta), Bekora straight up tries to leave before Jack convinces him to stay.
  Mary: My name is Mary, but I want you to call me "female pig".
  Bekora: Hold up! I don't want to do this! These customers are too weird!
  Jack: Bekora, shhh. Me-su-bu-ta [followed by Mary's orgasmic reaction]. Repeat after me.
- Bekora then continues on to asking the "Ahegao girl" (Matsuri) her name, with Matsuri insisting on calling herself Matsuri-hime despite Jack's continued slip-up of "female pig". Considering Matsuri's perverted smile is used for her avatar on the stream, it's obvious as to why Bekora would jump to conclusions.
- Rather than order a drink, Matsuri asks Bekora if he'd also "insert the carrot" if she ordered alcohol, much to Bekora's horror.
  Bekora: Help me! She's gonna make me do dirty stuff!
  Jack: Today is the day you graduate from a virgin!
  Bekora: I don't wan't to graduate!
  Matsuri: Radish is fine as well.
  Bekora: Radish or not is not the problem here!
- When Rushifer's turn came, Matsuri asked him to announce the Dom Pérignon Tower order at his loudest. Cue Rushia's Cute, but Cacophonic voice blaring.
- Homura tries to seduce the guests, but Kurogane is instead the one swooning over him.
  Jack: Are you two a married couple?!
- When Matsuri runs out of money due to buying too many Dom Pérignon Towers, she casually mentions she can just draw her funds from Hololive's bank account and instantly refills her balance with 5 million yen.
The "Chinkaitou King" ("One who answers questions strangely") contest, where the girls all try to translate English sentences into Japanese and vice-versa, hosted by Coco and Haato (the two who can actually speak English) has a number of hilarious moments:
- Shion misinterprets the word "brawn" as "brown" and for some reason immediately thinks the sentence is about "shit".
  Coco: Shion, um, you've spent too much time playing ARK, and now your brain is full of shit. Please reflect on this.
  Miko: Go back to the world of ARK!
- Trying to translate "69% of Hololive members suffer from insomnia", Mio comes up with "69% hololive members very not sleeping together". Coco explains what "sleeping together" means in English, and points out this sentence implies that 31% of Hololive are sleeping together. Cue all the girls bursting out laughing and Mio screaming that she didn't know it meant that.
- Matsuri's answer to the same question was the unintelligible "Hololive manbay sleeeping andastd". After Matsuri attempts to explain her "logic", well, everyone's still in utter confusion.
  Haato: THAT'S supposed to be "understand"!?
- In the end, who is crowned as the Chinkaitou King? Haachama, who made several spelling and grammar mistakes in writing the questions.
  Haato: B-but, I-I'm the host, how can this be...?
The summer haiku contest. Ayame, Marine, and Coco have a few other members participate in a haiku contest based around certain themes like rain or ice cream. Highlights include:
- The judges interpreting Rushia's first haiku as her demanding a frog tell her where it lives.
- Suisei's original rain-themed haiku had a fourth line about a monster that she removed at Mio's behest.
- Miko going full Dirty Old Man with her rain-themed haiku, which she insists deserves an A.
- Fubuki's works sound pretty normal. Then she goes into detail and makes herself out to be stalking a little boy in a forest, at the pool or when he's picking ice cream.
- Kanata roasting otaku and Marine with her haiku. During the judging of the latter, Coco chips in with an impromptu haiku about Marine's swimsuit choices.
Miko holds an English conversation collab with Coco, and her "elite" grasp of English collides with Coco's accent to produce a very surreal experience.
- She starts by introducing herself.
  Miko: My name is Sakura Miko. Thank you.
  Coco: Call me Coco.
  Miko (not understanding that Coco's also introducing herself): Sakura. Miko.
  Coco: C-call me Coco.
  Miko: No, no... Sakura... with me? Miko.
- Her first mission is to get directions to the Statue of Liberty.
  Miko: Excuse me? Freedom... freedom lady... my name, uh, freedom.
  Coco: Freedom? Your name is freedom? Freedom Sakura Miko?
  Miko: No, no. Freedom... Freedom... Freeman! Freeman!
  Coco: Freeman? Morgan Freeman?
  Miko: Freedom... America... together.
  Coco: Free America together?
  Miko: Freedom Lady go!
  Coco: Freedom Lady go?
  Miko: Freedom Let it go, let it go~
- The next mission is to ask Coco to fly her to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
  Coco: You want to go together with me?
  Miko: Butterfly! You... butterfly... flutter flutter!
  Coco: You want to... jump— jump from the Statue of Liberty?
  Miko: Uh... Jump, jump! Jump and patapata! Butterfly! You butterfly go top! Statue Liberty top go!
  Coco: You wanna go to the top of the Statue of Liberty... and then jump off like a butterfly? ...So... are you planning to kill yourself or something?
- This video re-enacts Miko's first dialogue with a greenscreened Miko model... and a sock puppet Coco.
During a Worldwide hololive stream, Iofi introduces the Borobudur (an Indonesian buddhist temple) to the other members, showing the appropriate image. However, Indonesian viewers were quick to point out that the image Iofi posted wasn't of the Borobudur, it was of the Prambanan (an Indonesian Hindu temple). She then awkwardly apologizes for the mistake following the stream via Facebook.
Kanata staged an event where herself, Coco and Shigure Ui challenge the other members of hololive into picking the person who's doing an impression of someone else. If they win, Kanata pays out of pocket for a present of their choice. Each pair they call up ends up in either disastrous and/or hilarious results, with Coco's rather unique voice becoming The Load for the group early on.
- The trio eventually settles with the strategy of Kanata and Coco doing a Stylistic Suck exaggerated version of Coco's voice, with Ui doing an impression of Watame doing an impression of Ui.
- Coco tries to imitate Subaru at one point and... it doesn't go well.
  Coco: I wanna try imitating Subaru-paisen! (does some sort of giggle that sounds vaguely like Beavis )
  (Kanata starts laughing out loud)
  Coco: ...This is insulting!
- Some of the ways the team gets busted are pretty funny. Pekora exposes Coco as a fake by getting her to gush about the Yakuza series, while Miko challenges Ui to a rock-paper-scissors match and wins, promptly declaring her a fake because of her historically bad record against the real Watame. Later on in the show, Shion exposes Ui by pressing her Berserk Button and bringing up her loli streams, hilariously causing Ui to immediately threaten to beat Shion up. On the other hand, Ui manages to fool Okayu and Korone by simply repeating "I'm Shigure Ui!" like a Broken Record, making the pair think she's a bot or a soundboard.
- The most amusing and memorable moment in that event was when Rushia and Marine take their turn to figure out who is who, with Marine using some amazing powers of deduction and careful analysis of how Ui was doing her impression of Watame. With her ruse blown wide open, Ui attempts to salvage the situation by accusing Marine of being an imposter, much to Rushia's distress and confusion. ^Note Marine is forced to prove she is the real thing before they could continue on.
Before the above event, Kanata staged an event where she would call other Hololive members posing as Coco to have them introduce themselves in a sexy voice. While most of the members she called found her out right away, some of them did the sexy voice anyway. The best part is when Kanata called Marine while doing an impression of Marine, giving Marine the idea of fooling the last person on the list (Aqua) by doing an impression of herself while Kanata also did a Marine impression. Matsuri and Fubuki, upon learning of this, also participate in the call with their own Marine impressions. To sell the ruse further, Marine gave the other three her profile pic for the chat and the other three changing their chat names to match Marine's. The rest of the call is spent on Aqua frantically trying to identify which among the four is the real Marine. While Aqua was able to correctly deduce that the real Marine would also do an impression of herself, she chooses Marine #3 (Fubuki) despite saying that Marine #2 (Marine) is the one that sounds like the real one. And once the gig is done, Kanata asks Aqua for her "sexy" voice. Aqua's response?
Aqua: No way! [Leaves the Discord chat]
Mio teaches Korone how to make drinking sounds during ASMR. Korone fails at it, and instead sounds like she's being drowned. Mio's wheezing laughter pushes the whole experience from suggestive to hilarious.
Suisei, Kanata, and Coco decide to have a sleepover at Kanata's place, and they decide to make an ASMR. At one point, slapping sounds were heard with the chat assuming Suisei and Coco was slapping Kanata's butt (or "ass-drumming", as it came to be). Suisei then gives her attempts at ASMR, but since this is Suisei we're talking about, she scares Kanata by saying "Hey, you better watch out when you walk home tonight" in which Coco calls her out on. Then she brings out "Suicide by falling", and Kanata calls her a psychopath. And then Suisei asks the chat what would their last request be ("Is there something you'd like before you die?"), and when they said a kiss, she shouts back "A kiss? Maybe in your dreams!".
On a gacha-related trivia stream, Subaru says something that really riles up Fubuki and Suisei (both self-professed gacha game addicts):
Subaru: Wait, but this Kalim is just a card, right? (laughs)
Fubuki: HEY!
Suisei: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Kanata, Mio, and Choco held a PP Improv Battle, a game where the speaker had to tell a story on a given topic while using PowerPoint images as context, but they didn't know what the images were before they started. The topic chosen was Halloween traditions. The game started out simple enough, with an image of pumpkins prompting Kanata to talk about how she wanted a lot of pumpkins. When the second image of a gorilla showed up and Kanata talked about how her mother had tried searching for her (implying her mother was the gorilla), and continuing to talk about the picture being indecent in a completely serious fashion. Mio completely lost her composure to the point that she sounded like she was choking from laughing so hard. It turned out she had to cancel a stream because she laughed so hard.
Polka bullies Nene by forcing Nene to pull on a gacha game using her account and money. Nene normally doesn't spend money on gacha games, so she freaks out at the amount of money being sunk into dud pulls, while Polka relishes each moment.
For Hololive's brand deal with Curry Meshi instant curry, Aqua, Subaru and Pekora form the new unit "Spice Love". To dispel any notions that they were picked as the "ingredient trio" of onion, chicken and carrots, Fubuki reveals the true reasons behind the choice: Subaru was picked because she's both always energetic and a regular curry eater; Aqua was picked to show that instant curry is ideal even for someone who has no time or cooking skills; and Pekora was picked... because there's carrots in the curry. It doesn't help that her special costume for the event has replaced her usual carrots with curry packets, leading to the joke that she did indeed sacrifice her carrots to Curry Meshi.
After the notoriously adorable Connect incident (where Nene and Kiara's singing streams turned into an impromptu collab after they ended up singing the same song at the same time) they decided to do a proper collaborative singing stream, and naturally sang Connect again as the finale. And once again, during their song, a miracle happened... in reverse.
*Nene disappears* The network connection has been lost.
In order to precede an announcement of their 2 day live concert event, the main channel hosted a 3D quiz show with Kanata, Suisei, Matsuri, Sora, and Nene...despite Nene not having been given a proper 3D model yet. In its place, Nene is represented by a flat cardboard cutout of herself so that she can still participate, making her very static hopping around feel incredibly out of place next to the fully animated 3D models of the other members present. Whatever hololive uses for body tracking also clearly didn't like having the cutout to work with, as "Nene" ended up clipping through the floor up to her waist at one point, promptly causing everyone else to break out laughing. Suisei, in particular, kneels over and makes a hilariously feeble attempt at preventing Nene from getting "buried".
Haato invites Kiara over for one of her notorious cooking streams, on the premise that Kiara is scouting her as a potential chef / recipe creator for KFP. What follows is Kiara gradually becoming more and more horrified at the chicken dish that Haato ends up producing, awkwardly admitting that it probably won't be on her menu.
- The cooking begins with Haato showing off the pot she intends to use, which is so dirty that it takes Kiara a moment to even realize what she's looking at. As Haato begins filling the pot, Kiara realizes that she doesn't seem to intend to wash it first:
  Kiara: Are you gonna...clean it?
  Haato: Uh...yes? Of course!
  Kiara: Okay!
  (on-screen, a chicken is dropped into the pot)
  Haato: Ah, I put a chicken first.
  Kiara: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! (through laughter) YOU DIDN'T CLEAN THE POT!
  Haato: Chicken!!
- Kiara asks about the spices or seasoning added to the chicken. Haachama is confused the whole time — she didn't even add salt or pepper — until gyoza is brought up, which she gleefully adds to the pot.
- After the vegetables are added, Haato cheerfully declares that next is "Fishing time!" Kiara's initial bafflement turns to abject horror as she realizes that Haato intends to add fish to the chicken recipe. Haato explains that she heard fish and chicken go well together...only to realize moments later that she was thinking of fish and chips.
- After the dish is completed, Kiara asks what vegetable Haato ended up adding. She responds "bacon".
- Kiara reveals that she learned that Haachama eats everything she cooks. When she sends Haachama out of the room to fetch some udon, Kiara nervously discusses her concern over Haachama's ability to eat her own cooking without getting sick, and wonders what she's made of. At the end of the stream, when Haachama does a taste test, Kiara immediately switches to her sad emotion and silently gives off mounting concern as Haachama enjoys what she made.
Moona and Iofi have fun answering Marshmallows, especially with Moona reading them out using a voice changer. When a marriage proposal for Risu comes in, Iofi accuses the author of lacking morals and Moona decides to get her axe to enact some justice.
While Kiara is giving Polka English lessons, she asks Polka how many instruments she has. Polka replies with "yes", then changes it to "infinity". Kiara half-jokingly asks her (in Japanese) if she has a long-necked chicken toy among her instruments, which she immediately plays for her, making Kiara crack up. Then she pulls out a giant sized version of the chicken toy just to rub it in.
Kiara: I asked her if she had a long-necked chicken instrument, and she fucking had it! Oh my god!
Anya's Post-Debut Talks with Ollie! has a few of these
- Ollie calling Anya out for not liking irresponsibility despite not paying her rent for two weeks.
- Ollie wasting no time in T-Posing to assert dominance. At first she moves her character model around a little to look like she's dancing, but then she quickly devolves into a peal of psychotic laughter and has her model flying across the screen.
- Anya shows off her design sheet, but she pronounces it "shit".
  Ollie: Design SHEET! Pronunciation is very important!
- Ollie asks Anya to stop jumping around so much, saying that its hurting her heart. Anya's response is pure glee, and immediately starts poking fun of Ollie's bouncy ribbon. Even Reine joins in on the teasing in the chat, which then devolves into almost nothing but "Cup Z".
In the debut after-party, Reine admits that Marine is one of her favorites. The other ID2 girls egg her to do an impression. She pulls off a near spot-on one, to her peers' amazement and her own embarrassment. Hilariously, Marine doesn't think it sounds like her at all, instead saying it sounds like Kanata doing her Marine impression.
Reine: Please, please don't do anything with—
Ollie: Clip it!
Reine: No—!
During a guessing game contest hosted by Fubuki, there were a series of sound effect only rounds which were hillarious to watch if only to hear Okayu sounding out a tapioca drink or Mio making popcorn noises.
- Pekora acts out a hair dryer which causes Miko and Okayu to follow along and harmonize with her during parts of the presentation.
- Towa starts off fairly well in mimicking an air purifier, but it devolves into her making gutteral Towa noises followed by saying its not her fault if her team doesn't get it. Surprisingly, Subaru and Mio are completely on point in their logic and guess correctly.
Before the Beyond the Stage concert, Aki gives Watame, Marine, and Fubuki a lesson in belly dancing. As expected of Marine, her movements are jerky, which Aki casually roasts her about. When instructed to lean backwards with her arms spread out, Fubuki mimics DIO's "WRYYYYYY" pose. Watame, at one point, gets a glimpse up Aki's skirt, and the silent shock on her face either means she likes what she sees or has seen something mindblowing.
Shion and Aqua intended to do a stream in the morning following the first night of Beyond the Stage with a challenge to see who would wake up first, only for the both of them to oversleep. With Fubuki unavailable for a guerilla stream due to rehearsals, the chat whipped themselves up into a frenzy of discussions and jokes as new channel members popped in to give congratulations as time passed (with them explicitly using units of time named after the hololive idols) and even managed to get a hashtag trending on Twitter. The stream finally started after exactly one Shion.
Miko, collaborating with Marine and Luna, hosts a contest to find Hololive's best mother. Some of the highlights include disputes over their ages, Haachama feeding Miko food of a dubious nature, Aki and Lamy having to deal with Luna's aggressive feeding demands and Botan's tough love approach.
During an off-collab stream with Coco, Kanata and Haachama, they discuss the terms of a forfeit for a Japanese Language Skills contest between Coco and Haachama. Both winning and losing result in Coco eating Haachama's cooking. Coco instructs Kanata to preemptively book an appointment at the hospital, just in case. Haachama warns, however, that there is no escape and she will tamper with any medication given to Coco during any hospitalisation episode, much to Coco and Kanata's concern.
One of Towa's attempts to stop being called an angel is to "gift" Suisei with the acronym SMS (Suisei Maji pSychopath). Suisei then mentions that she's been trying to shed that reputation since the start of the year but failed. Then, as she was grilling meat, she happily declares "I'm grilling human!" And then a few days later, she plays the one game she was interested in...
An off-collab between Choco and Subaru starts off with Choco using Subaru's 2D model with the latter saying "Don't take over my body!" True to form, Choco has fun with the situation and says that she enjoys being inside Subaru.
During a collaboration stream, Oga teases Fubuki over how ridiculously cute she is in her voice pack. She spends the entire time completely embarassed and ends it saying that she wants to break off his horn and hopes that it's detachable on his 3D model.
In an off-collab between Subaru, Choco and Luna, the former two challenge the latter to do a love confession in a 'handsome boy' voice. She does an off-brand creepy old man when she tries using pick-up lines on the both of them.
Aqua had a (now private) stream where she intended to call and seduce Okayu, even devoting a good amount of time planning how to do it. Upon connecting, she finds that Marine was already in a call with Okayu and the two were making it sound like they were in a heavy petting session. Highlights include Okayu going all-in with playing the bottom and Marine calling their pairing "Mari-Oka-rt". Aqua's chat crashed, making her think that she got banned, and the two apologised.
Korone had Ayame overnight, and did a morning stream acting out waking up and discussing breakfast, when Korone's Jibanyan alarm clock went off...except the alarm was broken and simply repeated a menacing "Hurry up...", terrifying poor Ayame and forcing Korone to explain what was wrong with her alarm to bring her down from her panic. While poor Ayame seemed legitimately scared, it didn't keep it from being a hilarious comedy of errors.
SMOK had a collaboration where they were determining whose fans had it the hardest: The Koronesuki and Onigiriya brought out occurances from prior streams that they were actually okay with at the time but submitted to Mio for fun. The Subatomo's grievance was this: "There is a cute girl that only appears when Subaru coughs. Please let her out."
In a November 2020 segment of Music Space, Suisei and Aqua discuss senpai/kohai dynamics within Hololive. The topic was brought up by a fan who wanted to watch a bit of senpai-kohai comedy, to which Aqua responded that they're idols and they don't do comedy. Then the two discuss how their own dynamics should work, and Aqua argues that she's been with Hololive for longer so Suisei should get her some yakisoba bread. Suisei counters that she has been a VTuber for longer and so Aqua should be the one getting her some yakisoba bread. Aqua immediately folds.
In the third IoSo Radio stream with Sora and Iofi, they talk about their favorite seiyuu. They get on the topic of Jun Fukuyama and Code Geass, whereupon the chat and Iofi indicate that they think that Sora has Lelouch's Geass, citing her colored contacts and the fact that all of her kohai will listen to her with absolute obedience. She, of course, denies it and Iofi makes reassurances that she'll be fine even if she's Geass'd because she already loves her big sister with all her heart. Sora also gets a new nickname out of it (Warukino Geass-chan).
During an SMOK collab, Subaru challenged Mio on her unwillingness to be called "mama", at least with respect to Subaru. Mio explains that Subaru was not as needy before and asks if they could be normal friends instead, which Subaru rejects.
A collaboration between Iofi and Oga saw Iofi annoyed with him, because her manager thought that she had taught him a dirty joke based on how the Indonesian word for "ring" ^notecincin, pronounced "chinchin," which sounds astonishingly like a crude term for penis in Japanese. sounds. Erofi indeed. In the same stream, Iofi reveals that her manager is a massive holostars simp, and stans Oga in particular. In a recap meeting after the Among Us collab with the stars and HoloID, said manager kept sending DMs to Iofi about how starstruck she was throughout the whole thing.
- In a later collab with Inuyama Tamaki, both Iofi and Tamaki referenced this when a fan requested that Iofi teach Tamaki a "useful" Indonesian word.
Fubuki hosts a drawing stream with Coco, Kanata, and Marine. Things start going wild when Marine draws Fubuki's butt (with a swimsuit bottom) in the corner of the screen — for instance, Coco draws a plug-in-type Asacoco right next to it. Then, Marine accidentally leaked their room's URL and several fans are able to enter by guessing the insecure password. Most of them use their hand-shaped cursors to 'headpat' the member's art, but several use their cursors to 'touch' Fubuki's butt, much to her dismay.
You can sometimes tell how a stream will go based on the thumbnail. For Marine's and Ayame's collab, it depicts her attempting to form a heart using her and Ayame's hands, only for Ayame to not reciprocate. Ayame proceeds to reject Marine's advances throughout the stream, even putting up an AT Field to deflect her proposals. During a couple compatibility segment, Marine leans in to nuzzle against Ayame, while Ayame simply tries to lean out of her reach.
Ollie found "something interesting" during the March 20, 2021 Holoro off-collab at Reine's house.
Noel makes it known that she intends to kill Marine because of how well the captain is getting along with Flare.
For April Fool's day 2021, Hololive EN announced new outfits for the cast. What were these outfits? chibi-style avatars drawn and rigged by noted Fandom VIP Walfie, complete with jumping and spinning animations! Better still, the "outfits" were used in subsequent game streams, making them hilariously surreal.
Noel's ASMR collab stream with Kanata has the former attempting to teach the latter how to make soothing sounds by squishing a gel ball. Things take a hilarious turn when Kanata crushes the gel ball with all her might, instead sounding like she's ripping's someone's guts.
During a Generation 1 collab, Matsuri asks her fellow gen-mates what her favorite English word is. Mel's answer? "Oppai."
Mel: You always said it! "Oppai~!"
Matsuri: Do you know what an English word is?
Regarding Gen 2's off-collab, Aqua and Choco share that the former has shed some of her timidity and can engage in conversations quite well. It turns out, this was because all of Aqua's attention was focused on Choco's boobs.
Fubuki and Mio are learning English and are given a question where they use the word 'banquet'. Used as an everyday word within hololive, they tell us "Watame is banquet".
Matsuri's 2020 birthday stream really highlights her dynamic with Luna. Matsuri asserts that she's the top when it comes to being with Luna, the princess disagrees and Matsuri resorts to begging to get the other girl to go along with it because it's her birthday. When they do a short skit, Matsuri's Glass Cannon nature comes out almost immediately and she folds as Luna counter-attacks by bringing up how embarassed she's getting and, finally, when she acquiesces to a kiss.
Miko hosted a drawing stream with Subaru and Korone with the gimmick of other Holomembers coming in with Japanese drawing songs and the three having to work off of that. In Mio's turn, her song is supposed to have the drawing come out as a cat, but Korone somehow drew something resembling a woman's interior unmentionables... twice. Miko's bird-faced monstrosity was the only one of the drawings to come close. In Noel's turn, they drew weird, monstrous-looking creatures that was apparently supposed to be Flare. They immediately apologize to her.
During Anya and Reine's talking stream, the latter's avatar bugs out and surprises them both a bit. Reine's surprise immediately turns into baby noises, which Anya rolls with so they put up the drawing of her as a newly-hatched baby and then put shades on her.
During a collab talking stream, Miko's new hands glitch out of control and lock, which Subaru covers with a police car emoji until Miko can sort it out. Upon seeing what's being used to cover her, Miko asks if she's being arrested.
During a joint Marine/Miko karaoke stream on March 27, 2021, one of the songs they sang together was JoJo ~Sono Chi no Sadame~. At several points during the song, Miko's high-pitched voice and childish way of speaking had Marine laughing out loud, such as Miko's attempt at the "Jooooooooo-Jo!" Big Word Shout.
Miko and Korone had intended to do a Resident Evil 6 collab but ran into technical difficulties and could not proceed. They apologize to the fans by holding virtual press conference that took a few minutes to organize because they had to think of a punch-line. Said press conference kept getting derailed by Korone jumping to the other side of the podium, Miko yelling at her to stop mingling with the journalists and the two of them eventually ascending into the ceiling.
In a 3D karaoke stream with Fubuki, Matsuri, Towa and Nene:
- Matsuri sings about her love for Towa's modestly-sized breasts, made even better by the fact that they're official lyrics for DECO*27's "Sticky Bug". When the two of them snipe jokes at each other about that, Nene takes the opportunity to flaunt her larger mammaries.
- When Matsuri and Towa were challenged to do old idol poses, Matsuri pulls out some of Marine's moves while Towa does the Komanechi ^Explanationan old Takeshi Kitano gag.
- Nene was given an embarassing prompt to do a magical girl transformation. Being the shameless Genki Girl that she is, she does one with dynamic poses and full narration.
  Nene: "In the name of someone, I shall punish you!"
  Fubuki: "Who is that someone?!"
In their Cats watch-along stream, Kiara insinuates to Ina that her cat tail is plugged in.
Reine shares to her gen-mates that she needed six months to realize that Anya is sharp.
For Marine and Flare's June 20 singing stream, Marine chose a romantic-looking thumbnail because she thought it would be fun. When Flare affirms that she's loyal to Noel, Marine says the TeeTee makes her want to go home, to which Flare responds that they're in Marine's house. This sets the tone for the rest of the stream, which was as much a manzai routine as it was a singing stream.
In the fourth IoSo Radio stream, Sora and Iofi discuss the "Yagoo is best girl" meme and come away as confused as ever by their boss' considerable popularity in the fandom.
After the Gamers somehow managed to lose a game of Mario Party to a CPU, they ended up having to do a "punishment game" stream where SMOK (yes, Subaru joined in just because she thought it'd be funny) had to roleplay as children, with Korone and Mio playing little boys. The entire thing is even more hilarious than expected, especially once it turns out their characters are all in love with each other... but Okayu likes Mio, who likes Subaru, who likes Korone, who likes Okayu.
- Korone played a bad boy type who doesn't like girls except for Okayu, outright saying to Subaru when she confessed that he hates her. Subaru knows this and is the reason she likes him so much, much to the confusion of everyone else.
- When discussing the word 'Advocate' after Okayu uses it in relation to Mio being supportive of Korone, Subaru lets out an unusual pronunciation of "So cool!" that renders the group into another bout of laughter as it sounds like the calling from another type of bird.
  Mio: Was that a rooster just then?
On their first and last "KanaCoco Breakfast" stream, Kanata and Coco end up playing Rock–Paper–Scissors, with the loser being forced to eat the tarantula they brought. Coco loses, and understandably freaks out with frequent bouts of shrieking. When she finally eats the legs and says it doesn't taste anything in particular, she offers Kanata some, with the latter freaking out in turn.
While Coco's graduation stream was mostly heartwarming as she gives her farewells to each generation and recounts their memories together, it still has its silly moments.
- Her trip down memory lane with Gen. 1 somehow keeps coming back to the topic of poop one way or another, much to everyone's hilarity. And in the end, they all promise to go eat out together... and Coco tries to get her "kind senpais" to foot the bill.
  Haato: Says the top Super Chatted in the world!
  Matsuri: Yeah! You' pay!
- Korone rocks up wearing her kadomatsu hat, and looks a little smaller than her gen-mates in order to fit the whole thing into the screen.
- When Gen. 3 is introduced, all of the members are comedically sobbing.
- When she gets to the EN generation, Gura is missing. Turns out she slept in and couldn't make it to the conference with her gen-mates. Gura gets her own individual talk session, and when Coco concludes her discussion and moves on to the next generation to talk with, the transition is framed as a group photo like all the others — but with a Gura paper cutout pasted on the corner.
- Coco thanks Reine —or rather Turkey (immediately followed by Reine's "What?!")— for teaching her Indonesian, particularly the word "jancuk", and how to cook turkey. Reine then gives her first impression of Coco, complimenting her on her nice moves and big "personality", then she throws some Japanglish in by thanking her for being such a good gakustudent.
Choco does a call-in stream where she's a goat that demands love letters from the other members she could eat.
- Pekora writes a letter that's mostly a heartfelt thanks about their initial off-collab and interactions in Minecraft, but also contained how enraptured Pekora was with how erotic Choco was in person. When Choco eats the letter, Pekora asks to be allowed to touch her breasts once again.
  Choco-Yagi: That's... Something you can do anytime ♥
  Pekora: YATTA!
- Nene apparently forgot that she was supposed to participate, having gone to play Minecraft with Botan, so the they go together to apologize during what was supposed to be the lion's turn. In recompense, Nene lays it on heavy writing her letter for Choco while Botan's just chilling.
Mel and Ina joined an art collab stream hosted by Aoi Nabi, Ame's artist mama. There, Ina brings up the bubble tea challenge and proposes how she can accomplish it despite her lacking assets: By lying down and putting it on her flat chest like a table. Before she explained her method, Mel comes out with a surprisingly savage comment.
Mel: You don't need to force yourself... It's such a waste of bubble tea, after all.
- When the drawing was underway, Ina was having a bit of difficulty. Nabi tries to encourage her and bans the word muzukashī (Japanese for 'difficult') from being spoken, but Ina gets around that by using Japanglish. Then she uses it to flirt with Nabi.
The Marine and Noel bath stream on July 13th as a whole. What started out as a mere punishment game by Kanata for Marine evolved in one big, comically lewd-sounding stream (which was audio only save for Kanata's L2D on screen) when Noel gets in as well to help with Marine's embarrassment. Kanata, who was streaming the sounds, eventually gets sucked into the hijinks. As a bonus, it ended up as number one trending on Japanese Twitter that day.
During Iofi's birthday stream, Calli calls in and after she sings happy birthday to her senpai, the two discuss collaborating again as the 'Pink and Pink' sisters. Iofi then suggests that they're "pink daughter and dad", a reference to Calli's status as her chat's dad and the reaper states that she'd rather be "daddy than mommy". Iofi immediately latches on to this with "can I call you mommy then?", making Calli both laugh and regret what she said while the alien continues to refer to her as "mommy".
Iofi: You've triggered something in me. Hey mommy. I love you mommy.
Calliope: Oh gosh, this is going to be an interesting combination. *through laughter* Oh no! Oh gosh! What have I done?!
- The reaper than notes that the situation is going to be especially weird because she'll be buying Iofi's dakimakura that was made as birthday merchandise. Iofi continues to jump on the openings that Calli puts out:
  Iofi: Awww, mommy's going to buy my dakimakura?
  Calliope: I definitely shouldn't say that. What have I done?!
During Flare and Noel's singing stream, the knight gets hit with reminders that the half-elf regularly does off-collabs with Marine when Flare suggests that they hold hands "like usual" as they sing when this is the couple's first proper karaoke collab. At the end of the stream, they're working out how to sign off and Flare suggests and sets up to doing it "the usual way", which is Marine's "Set sail!" Cue Noel getting traumatized again, more so when the chat starts spamming "Yosoro!"
Ollie and Risu held a "Pop Off" contest. A straight hour of making popping noises with their mouth. Yes, really.
During a stream between Iofi, Ina and Nene in which they drew the Council members, the latter decides to try and impress the formers by articulating various Japanese puns, which elicits humour from the two. Then she starts searching for English puns and it becomes a comedic disaster when she reads them out loud, causing Iofi to start Corpsing as Ina silently listens to the attempts. She finally salvages it with a Pun centred around the second video dedicated to Council's lore, to Iofi and Ina's delight.
Nene: OH MAN
Anya held a reverse totsumachi, where she would call some senpai (and IRyS) who she hadn't talked to prior. A challenge Anya imposed for herself was a basic talk deck that she must not pull from or else she eats a raisin.
- When she calls Subaru, her senpai is surprised at hearing her use really casual words like "azamasu"^explanation because she thought that Anya is proper and seiso, and apparently Risu as well. Anya doesn't have the heart to correct Subaru's impression of herself and her squirrel senpai and moves on to another talking point, so Subaru sees the talk deck and accidentally pressuring Anya into using one of the items (anime recently watched) not knowing about the penalty game attached.
- Anya cheats a bit with calling her one (at the time) kouhai, but comes to regret it soon enough. They speak amicably in Japanese for the most part, including IRyS sharing how she overcame her dislike for raisins, and this leads the Nephilim to point out that her senpai already has to eat two pieces of her hated food as a penalty and that it shouldn't be a problem if she prods the forbidden topic list to add a third...
- During Botan's turn, the lion sees the contents of the talk deck, but not the punishment, and hits on one of the items by mentioning that she likes ramen over udon. Anya then laments that she has to eat two raisins because of ShishiLamy.
- Someone suggested that she should call Yagoo, then she brags that she already did.
Subaru and Okayu have an off-collab death game with Mio as the referee, whose punishment was that the loser would eat spicy chips. To everybody's complete surprise, Okayu was on the backfoot throughout the stream, a fact that Subaru made sure to relish in and take advantage of. Highlights include:
- Mio tries one of the chips herself and nearly dies from it.
- One of the first challenges sees Okayu trying to kabedon Subaru, but she laughs and fails immediately.
- Subaru's sadistic side comes out when she confirms that Okayu will have to eat more chips if she laughs, even when it's Subaru's turn. Okayu fails and eats a chip at the first attempt but manages to make it through the second.
  Okayu: I'm crying. Seriously!
  Mio: Really, this is the first time I've seen Okayu like this!
  Subaru: Yeah, seriously. Seriously, this is the best feeling I've had in years.
- In the second scenario, the two have to look into each other's eyes for a minute. When Mio suggests that they get closer, Subaru immediately sits on Okayu's lap and gets the cat to fold in four seconds.
- While they're both reeling from the spice, Subaru makes a shocking declaration.
  Subaru: Okato! I wanna kiss you!
  Okayu: No, we can't do that here. Okay?
  Mio: [wheezing in the background]
During Mio's 2021 birthday stream with Subaru, Okayu and Korone, the four of them try their hand at smashing a watermelon in VR, to hilarious results - Subaru is heard screaming out of frame, Mio is swinging her stick randomly, and Okayu is standing still, facing away from the camera. Korone manages to win as she's stumbling over losing her balance by sheer random chance - the very end of her stick lightly taps the watermelon. On a retrospective stream, Mio reacted to the shenanigans and couldn't get over how silly Korone's win was, watching it more than once.
Calli hosts a stream where she teaches Haachama bad words. Hilarity Ensues as Calli speaks with a soft teacher voice (as it was 6 AM where she was and her parents were asleep in the other room) while teaching filthy words.
- Calli teaches her the term "shitting bricks", and has to teach her what "bricks" are. Haachama realizes bricks are like blocks in Minecraft and laughs over the mental image of someone "shitting Minecraft blocks".
  - HolyKoshi, a prominent Hololive fanartist, later made (SFW) fanart of Haachama literally shitting bricks. Judging by Haachama's response, she found it Actually Pretty Funny.
    HolyKoshi: Ko-Fi request for Haachama shitting bricks...literally. You guys are weird. Don't stop.
    Haachama: SHITTING BRICKS HAHAHA!! ['crying and laughing' emoji]
- When teaching her "douche canoe", someone in chat claimed "nobody uses that". Calli snapped at them with "Hey shut the fuck up, fuckboy. You don't know what you're talking about. I use it, bitch". Also, when trying to explain what the phrase actually means, Calli struggled with trying to come up with an explanation for what a douche is and is audibly relieved when Haachama offers to look it up on her own later.
- At one point, Calli decides to teach Haachama the "C-word". That's right, "cringe".
- When teaching Haachama the word "fuckboy", she explains that it basically means "ecchi na otoko no ko" ("perverted boy") and claims that her chat is full of fuckboys.
- When teaching Haachama the phrase "Drinking stupid bitch juice", Calli starts by asking her what she thinks it means (in Japanese). Haachama hesitates for a second before guessing "Kuso onna no jūsu wo nomu" (literal translation: "Drinking shit woman juice"). Calli is left wheezing.
- Pretty much the entire stream was plagued by connection issues, which chat unanimously agreed was because YouTube was trying to prevent such an unwholesome stream from taking place.
Aruran held a talking stream which had Matsuri as a guest. The senior idol came in already drunk and rather unrestrained, resulting in quite the fun time.
- When they talk about potential marriage and the associated lewd acts, coming from Matsuri declaring that she wants to marry a gyaru, Aruran calls out to Shinove for help. When the topic moves somewhat and Matsuri asks if he occasionally masturbates, he states that he no longer has his manly appendage as it fell off and left it on the roadside when he took the pledge to become an idol on his way back from "fighting demons"
- Right after the above, Matsuri declares that he no longer has his "chinchin" (a Japanese slang for the penis). He tries to get her to stop by saying that the term also means "Cheers!" in Italy, but to no avail.
- After being congratulated for his 3D debut, Aruran shares that he wants to try out something like naked lotion wrestling with it and Matsuri goes into a tangent about going shopping in the adult section of Don Quixote that drives him nuts.
Choco, Subaru, Luna and Botan get together at Subaru's place for yakiniku and an off-collab, the theme of which was a penalty lottery.
- Very early on, Luna loses the right to say her usual Verbal Tic and has to use "-desu" and "-masu" in its place. The others can't stop laughing, especially Subaru.
- Botan is made to end her sentences with "kyu-ru-run~" which, with a little modification, she takes to with a shameless gusto that would make Nene proud.
Ollie holds an art stream with Reine in the call as she illustrates the various HoloIDrinks. When discussing Risu's drink they inevitably gravitate to nut jokes. Then Reine pulls a fast one on Ollie:
Reine: Wonder what tupaisen's favourite nut is.
Ollie: DEEZ NUTS
[both giggle]
Reine: You know, Ollie, listen! You know, there's this new boba place that's opened recently, have you heard of Eaton?
Ollie: I haven't, actually, what is that?
Reine: EATON DEEZ NUT—[breaks down into laughter]
Ollie: God dang it!
Reine: Gottem!
Miko and Suisei have a chatting collab the night prior to their 3D VARK concert on the basis that they haven't done one before.
- In it, they emphasize how much they're simply business partners who have great chemisty. There's also no way that Miko would be attracted to Suisei because the latter has no breasts.
- They do a romantic relationship assessment and are floored by the fact that it's Miko, not Suisei, who the test rates to be a possessive and psychopathic girlfriend.
During Fubuki's 2021 birthday concert, the GAMERS group gets together to perform "Nippon Egao Hyakkei". When they rise up onto the stage, three of them are sitting in the traditional seiza position... and Okayu is lounging on her side as though asleep. Korone does a shocked Double Take as the song starts and Okayu lazily picks herself up to join the others.
Bae does a Rat Review with Calli, going over pictures of fans' rooms. They set up a drinking game in which they take a sip of alcohol is certain things are present in the picture, like body pillows or wallpaper of Hololive members.
- Bae gets drunk much more quickly than Calli does, which is proven at a few points.
  - About an hour in, Bae decides then is as good of a time as any and does a volume check. Calli does her own check with Bae.
  Calli: How much is left in your beer can?
  Bae: Half. I've only had half.
  Calli: Dude. Like, I wish I was you. Instead, I sit here, drinking Johnnie Walker, sip after sip after sip thinking to myself "when am I going to get drunk?"
  - Later, they share some more details on what they're drinking.
  Bae: What percentage is whisky?
  Calli: Forty. This one that I have is forty.
  Bae: I'm drinking five.
  - A tweet Bae did sometime after the stream revealed that she woke up very hungover (enough to delay her next stream by a half hour).
- Calli compliments the 3D lady in one room, and the two lose it once chat informs them that the lady happens to be Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi.
- One room sent to them is the memetic living room with just a recliner and a gaming table. It takes them a bit to be informed it's a meme, but they have a good laugh anyway.
- They assume one fan just moved in as their room is messy with a lot of boxes. The fan in question sends a superchat saying that no, they did not just move in.
- This room would be perfectly normal... were it not for the banner of a printed tweet saying "Sex is temporary, gaming is forever". Calli calls the submitter a chad and absolute legend.
- The last room they view is just an empty room with a folding chair looking out a window, and a bottle at the side. Calli appreciates that they happened to have an empty room for this, assuming they didn't move everything out just for the moment.
As they're putting together the teams for the hololive 2021 Sports Festival, Miko and Mio discuss how the former's Japanese language proficiency ranking (among EN members) went down with the debut of the EN generations. She takes solace in the fact that she's still higher than Haachama.
Suisei, Fubuki and Roberu held a THE iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors otaku talk stream. As they're introducing themselves, it's noted that Roberu doesn't have a usual greeting phrase, so his two senpai press him to come up with one on the spot and he does but is adamant that it must not become official at all.
HoloMyth, IRyS and HoloCouncil come together in a collab of shenanigans in Amelia's VRChat server.
- All of the Council's models are terribly done in comparison to Myth's smol models — but it's because they're based off Amelia's deliberately bad sketches of them. Bae's a Waddling Head with long limbs, Fauna is a deformed chibi with long neck, Sana's a worm like her Yatagarasu, and Kronii evokes the "Yukkuri Shiteitte ne!" meme as a giant floating head (even Omegaα couldn't help but point this out.) In contrast, IRyS got a rather cute doll avatar and Mumei is a cartoon ghost holding a lantern and topped with her trademark head feathers.
  Kronii: I am Ouro Kronii. I'm the warden of time. Right now, I don't have my body because this world can't contain me. But you know what? That's okay because this means I'm the head of this game.
- Mumei is asked to do the waving emote. While Ame is fawning over how cute it is, Bae notes that it looks like she's swinging the lantern around, so she positions herself such that her model gets "hit" by Mumei's lantern and she collapses to the ground.
- During the tour through the smol dimensions, Calli and Gura have another mock battle, which is as dramatic as two people flailing around virtual props can get.
- The special Halloween room puts everyone in a big graveyard, with gravestones for YAGOO's dream and various fanbase nicknames. There even is an ouija board overseen by a YAGOO Great Pumpkin!
- The Council is then directed through a labyrinth, while Myth and IRyS switch their models to spookier ones to scare them. Most of Myth takes on the form of a buff man with a shark head (which Calli milks for all sorts of body-building humor), except for Kiara who's a frog. When the two groups switch places, Council takes the form creepy mushroom men, except for Bae who's, unsurprisingly, a scary anthropomorphic rat.
- The Council first run into Gura as the buff shark man in the maze. Instead of being spooked, they're impressed that the model looks so buff, and ask Gura a variety of body-building related questions. It gets to the point where Gura says that she's being bullied.
- When everyone gets back together after the first labyrinth run, Kiara recounts how she was in a corner waiting for the Council to cross her, but no one came... except for Mumei, who gave her a scare instead. Kiara does thank Mumei for finding her, though.
- As Council begins to wrap up their trip through the maze, Myth and IRyS return to the grave for "Yagoo's Dreams" to take a selfie, while still in their creepy monster costumes.
- After the selfie, Kiara performs a sensual dance in her frog monster model, shaking her rear end for all of Myth to see. While it's shown in full in IRyS's POV, Ina, who is right next to Kiara and would have given her chat a full view of Kiara's froggy butt, points her camera to the sky. Not to be outdone, Calli shakes her butt in her shark monster model, forcing Ina to look away again.
- One of the rooms in the labyrinth is a shrine dedicated to Haachama with the inscription "YOU WILL GIVE HER YOUR BIG RED HEART". Council bows before it and are even willing to sacrifice themselves to their JP senpai.
  Fauna: Oh. My. Gosh. I suddenly want to sacrifice my whole heart and soul.
  Kronii: Wholeheartedly.
  Fauna: Wholeheartedly.
  Mumei: Take me.
- When Myth reaches the Haachama shrine, they remember that they can use their emotes in VRChat, so they give her their "Big Red Hearts" alongside candy corn, pineapples, and whatever emotes they can pull up.
- Mumei's creepy cursed drawings end up in the labyrinth.
- Mumei's "Ghost Story".
  Mumei: Once, I was driving down a winding dark road and I saw a lady, and she had no face, so I hit her and she turned into a ghost.
Fubuki and Marine hold a confessional stream where the two roleplay as a priest and a nun, respectively, and get the other members to bare their "sins" and repent:
- Choco comes in to confess, or brag rather, to the duo that she sang the sensitive parts of "Ahoy!! We Are Houshou Pirates" way lewder than Marine did.
- Fubuki and Marine don't even bother to stay in-character during Matsuri's turn. The cheerleader tells them that she went on a diet and ended up breaking it, which is something she's done repeatedly and causes them to tell her that she should just quit. Also, her pronunciation of buldak-bokkeum-myeon keeps making Marine break down in laughter.
- When Lamy comes in, Marine tells her to change up her voice because the elf sounds more seiso than she does. Lamy then decides to do a Meowth impression.
- Lamy makes her confession, that being that she pretended not to know the meaning of the term "ChoBeRiBa"^Translation in a hololive ERROR session and pushed the burden of explaining it onto AkiRose. She then prompts the two clergy members if they know it and teases them until Marine reveals that she does.
- Despite talking with an angel, Marine again imposes the "don't speak in a more seiso voice than mine" restriction on Kanata. Still, the concept of an angel coming down to confess their sins to a not-exactly-holy priest and nun is ironically funny in itself.
- Rushia comes in to accuse Marine of cheating. Sister Marine claims that she is not the same person as Hololive's pirate captain, but Rushia is not fooled at all, saying that the nun has Marine's big breasts and the scent of a cheater. Marine drops her Sister act and starts beating up Rushia.
- Noel shares that her brain's gotten weird and thought her manager asked if she liked dick.
- The final member to show up is Officer Subaru, who has come to arrest Sister Marine for domestic violence (specifically, the aforementioned beating Marine gave to Rushia), sexual harassment, and fraud as well as for breaking out of jail after the last time she was arrested. Sister Marine once again tries to claim she's not Senchou, but Subaru asks her to say "ChoBeRiBa", knowing that a Japanese boomer like Marine would know how to pronounce it properly. Needless to say, Marine pronounces it properly and the stream ends with Subaru escorting the nun to jail.
On Ollie's Twitter space, Calli shares that she wants to tease La+, touch her horns and get a rise out of her like with Rushia. When Ollie tells the reaper that a number of people want to spin the diminuitive secret society leader around by the horns and yeet her, Calli says that she actually wants to do that to both La+, Gura and short people in general. Ollie's pretty happy about being not being Fun Size.
The main channel hosted a group stream to advertise Hololive 3rd Fes. A-chan hosts a few round of games where Sora, Noel, Lamy, Watame and IRyS participate.
- IRyS makes her debut into the 3rd space... as a cardboard cutout, joining Pekora and Nene in the honor of bearing this unique kind of model.
- Confronted by a particularly difficult question, Noel opts out and decides to sleep while the others solve it. Watame silently joins her.
- They play a game of Telephone where the sentence they pass along is "Hololive is not a group of comedians!" (in English) and are unable to keep straight faces as they do so. They're mostly accurate and IRyS gives the correct answer at the end, after which she apologizes for lying.
  IRyS: That English sentence is not in tune with reality.
ChocoSubaLunaTan have a poor voice imitation tournament with Marine as a coach and judge:
- When they imitate Pekora, most of them give decent tries, except for Subaru who does her best but ended up sounding like Suneo from Doraemon.
- When they imitate La+, Subaru immediately wants to die after her attempt, Luna just imitates Rei Ayanami, Botan makes a good impression of a sleepy Yamada and Choco mostly sounds like a loli version of herself.
- When they try doing Miko, Luna has the closest imitation of her fellow HoloBaby while Subaru just sounds like Suneo again.
- The Orochimaru round was drowned out by everyone, especially Marine, laughing their lungs out through everyone's attempts.
- The group goes all-out when imitating Marine and they all congratulate each other for imitating her very well, to the pirate captain's disagreement, except for Botan who sounds like a gyaru.
- Botan is crowned as the worst imitator, but then the lion sucks up to Marine and the pirate decides to give it to Choco instead. The demon nurse tries to appeal, citing how much sex appeal she gave her Marine impersonation, only for Marine to say that Choco was sexier than her and that annoyed her.
Bae does a meme Rat Review with IRyS. They have a rule where they have to drink whenever they laugh.
- The stream opens with Bae and IRyS having pixel shades over their eyes, acting tough while hardcore electric guitar music plays in the background.
- A meme about Bae's marriage cycle with IRyS sees the two argue about their Minecraft dispute once again.
- During their first Tiermaker meme, IRyS wonders if they have Reddit accounts. Bae says that she has one but hasn't posted on it yet, and messages her manager to see if IRyS can get one. She gets a response that her manager would look into it and says that they should go post on the Hololive subreddit after the stream.
- While going over a Miko meme, the two attempt their best Miko impressions.
- IRyS briefly leaves to get more drinks. Bae passes the time by doing a Batman impression, and gets caught in the act when IRyS returns.
- Bae accidently turns on her "big brain" filter, leaving the two in a brief fit of panicked laughter.
- IRyS puts on a sad face while talking about how she really wanted to play A Way Out with someone. Bae becomes concerned because she can't tell if IRyS is pretending or not.
- They get to the "Passively Pon" in the pon tier list, which they shorten to "PP". After a few PP jokes, Bae gets a message from her manager saying "Don't make me bonk you." Bae and IRyS apologize and quickly clean up their act.
- One meme covers the time Bae played Apex Legends with Ollie and Roberu, and Roberu says he's seen Bae drunk on stream. Bae spends the first few moments reeling in bad memories.
  IRyS: [whispers] Caught in 4K, Bae.
- They end the stream by attempting to sing the first part of "Caesura of Despair" while drunk.
- After the stream, Bae and IRyS make good on their promise to post in the Hololive subreddit. Amusingly, Bae's post was removed by the automod at first, but that was resolved in short order.
Ayame's birthday stream brought several guests. When Noel shows up, she asks Ayame if she believes in Santa. Ayame confirms she does. Noel then announces they managed to get Santa. Only for Marine to come out wearing a beard and saying she's Santa. Ayame ends up crying and running off the stage. With no idea what to do, Noel and Marine start dancing in a circle and singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
When Noel accidentally outted herself as an ahijo to Subaru after the latter's 3D Anniversary Live, things got real awkward between them. To clear the air, they arranged an off-collab stream.
- Things started off great when Noel couldn't even finish her own introduction. She couldn't look Subaru in the eyes either.
- They tried staring into each others' eyes for ten seconds and starting again from there. It took them two tries and Noel described it as the longest ten seconds she's ever experienced since joining Hololive.
- Noel met with and confirmed her fan status to Shigure Ui. It took a while for it to dawn on the knight that Ui is Subaru's "mama".
- What finally led to them cutting through the awkwardness was turning on Sausage Legends.
Calli hosts a tea party with Ina and Mumei.
- EN Law strikes repeatdly, causing Ina and Mumei to disappear multiple times throughout the session. They Hand Wave it off with a variety of excuses, like wanting to see what's under the table or slipping off the chairs because they're covered in butter.
- Calli comments on a type of steak made from Japanese meat and notes that you have to read the menu to know it's imported. Mumei responds "So it's not American Angus Beef?" with a near exact imitation of Gura. Calli is stunned by the accuracy while Ina notes there's points where Mumei sounds like Gura, to which Mumei agrees. Cue the fans joking that the two are the same person.
The full EN branch gets together in VRChat for a Christmas collab...using Christmas variants of their previous models, which in the case of IRyS and the Council were explicitly made for Halloween. So now we get Yatagarasu-Sana as a candy cane, Bedsheet Ghost-Mumei with a ribbon and tag to identify her as a Christmas present, and Yukkuroniicopter with mistletoe attached to one of her blades.
Kronii: I showed you my mistletoe, please respond.
- Everyone takes turns laying down so the others can look at their panties. Mumei, as a ghost, just has a void down there, and there's debate over whether IRyS's are a diaper or not.
- Kronii eventually takes advantage of the mirrors placed to allow people to view their own models and the aforementioned mistletoe to engage in another display of narcissism.
- It's pointed out that known Santa-hater IRyS is wearing a Santa hat. Calli declares her intent to call an emergency meeting to eject IRyS.
- Amelia introduces a field to let everyone build their own snowmen, including pens to draw in features.
  - Calli creates herself in snowwoman form, including using snowballs to create giant boobs.
  - Kiara asks Gura to stand still so she can draw voluptuous features on her.
  - Ina creates a Valley Girl Snow-Takodachi by including big voluptuous lips.
  - Kronii and Fauna both decide to just spin in place while drawing until they're both fully wrapped in black ink.
  - Bae unleashes complete chaos by taking the pen and just drawing EVERYWHERE with reckless abandon.
  - IRyS goes AFK and the others cover her in ink, leaving her completely blinded when she returns.
Sister Marine and Father Fubuki's Confessional returns, fresh off of HoloX being cleared for intergenerational collabs.
- Laplus admits that her awkwardness in her first collab is because she's a gachikoi fan of Towa's, but only after Lui drags it out of her.
- Koyori enters and immediately asks to see Marine's panties. For research purposes. It ends with her asking to be hit.
Bae does a Christmas tree Rat Review with Fauna.
- Fauna attempts a joke while they look at the second tree.
  Fauna: Hey, Bae, is your Christmas tree running?
  Bae: What... is my Christmas tree running? No? What?
  Fauna: You better go catch it, then.
- A review of one tree gets derailed because of a cat in the picture.
- The two are amused by a tree that is mounted on the ceiling. They joke that it's Bae's tree.
- Bae zooms in on one tree's topper because she thinks it looks like Buzz Lightyear. It takes a bit to realize that it's just a reindeer.
- One submission is a graph plotted to resemble a tree.
- One submission is a car air freshener in a corner and a single wrapped present beneath it. Fauna's first reaction is a Flat "What", and Bae ends up losing it for a few good minutes.
Calli hosts an English-learning stream with Lui.
- Lui saw Calli's Mario Kart 8 collab with Marine, Baelz, and Reine. Commenting on her use of "Sun on the Beach" (which Calli made up after Marine called her out for saying "son of a bitch"). Calli is embarassed by it.
- When Lui is asked if she'll ever go back to Outlast, she gives a big sad frown. Calli says she'll play with her as she doesn't really get scared. Lui says she wants to be like that, but Calli tells her it's normal to be scared. Saying "You're normal, I'm a psychopath".
- Calli talks about how she only started liking fish after she moved to Japan. Since she grew up in Texas, she never really got good fish as she wasn't near a body of water that would provide them fresh. When the chat calls her a liar, she tells them to "shut up", and Lui joins in with an adorable "shut up!"
- Lui asks Calli what she likes about her. Calli says she likes her pants, but then quickly corrects herself to mean her shorts as Lui almost interpreted it as "panties" (pantsu).
Miko and Korone did a 24-hour marathon on January 2-3, 2022 (first half on Korone's channel, second half on Miko's), with numerous guests:
- Okayu, Laplus, and Lui are guests together for a board game segment. Okayu gets assigned "do an ASMR for the person in front of you", but since she's the furthest in front, it could be for anyone... and Miko is quick to volunteer Korone. Korone responds with a Call-Back to Laplus and Koyori's "hellish" ASMR, with Laplus seeming confused while Lui plays the tsukkomi again.
- Subaru seems to have been on standby, as she twice appears in response to a perceived lack of respect from her kouhais.
- Miko and Korone hold a follow-up to the infamous telephone game, featuring Gura, Ame, Kiara, and Kronii.
  - Gura's line references her eating the pizza she'd dropped in the bathtub, but Korone hears "bathtub" as "basketball", and then Ame apparently misunderstands the game and adds in her own line in the course of passing it to Miko. An artist's rendition of the final product, courtesy of Kiara translating "flat fish" back to Japanese as "pettanko sakana.
  - When Ame starts the second round she trolls Miko by giving her a tongue twister, leading to a horribly mangled mess through Elite English. Much as Choco did in the original, Kiara is somewhat able to use deduction to patch some of the Elite English, but this only caused more chaos as words that weren't homophonous in Ame's accent were in Kiara's, or rather sounded that way to Kronii.
- While mostly heartwarming, Miko and Korone reacting to Koefficient's video message did contain a particularly funny moment when the both of them were reduced to screeching laughter upon seeing Koe cosplaying Korone.
During Towa's 2nd Anniversary concert, as Towa, Mio, Pekora, and Okayu perform "Candy-Go-Round", in the middle of the song the other three prank Towa by performing Marine's exaggerated "Idol Step" instead of the actual choreography. Towa is clearly confused, but proceeds with the song anyway. After the performance the other three admit they planned this while she went to the restroom earlier.
During a Korean stream with Kronii and Kiara, one of the phrases Kronii tries to teach is "Do you want to get fired?" Kiara goes on to explain that she doesn't fire anyone — nobody leaves KFP, and unruly employees are sent to The Usual Room for re-education. She then offers the alternative "Do you want to get fried?" before noticing that Korean fans call it "The Room of Truth", which Kronii is happy to translate.
Calli hosts a tea party with Fauna and Sana:
- One of the first things they open the session with is an "alignment chart"◊ about tea classification. Surprisingly, Fauna's definition of tea is loose enough to classify a clogged drainpipe as "tea", while Calli is willing to accommodate macaroni-and-cheese as "tea". When this strange line of discussion is brought into question, the response is "It's a tea party, what else do you discuss?"
- Calli tries to confirm the rumor of Fauna turning people into trees, which Fauna immediately denies. Sana asks if her trees can become tea trees , which Fauna says is possible, essentially admitting that the rumors are true. Both she and Calli high five each other.
Haachama hosts an erotic fanart review with Marine. One submission that stands out is a fan-created covers to non-existent porno videos for Haachama and Marine. The kicker is that, as a joke on Marine's age, Marine's cover has a retro art style and is on a VHS casing!
The SubaChocoLuna trio have an off-collab at Choco's house where the duck and the princess engage in a cooking challenge.
- Luna prods Choco about some expired ingredients she has in as cute a voice as possible, flustering the demon teacher.
- Subaru boasts that cutting onions into thin slices will be easy as she has one as her genmate. As she does so, Luna does a voice imitation of Aqua as though she were being cut for food.
- Subaru does her best to tease Luna throughout the collab, so much so that she drops her affectation:
  - For one, she ribs the princess about measuring in tablespoons and tells her to just pour everything in. By that point, the chat reminds her of her Verbal Tic.
    Subaru: Chat's like "Use -nora!" Luna, where did your -nora go?
    Luna: Nora? Nora's not here today.
  - She complains about the difficulty of making gyudon, which the princess off who claims that her tandoori chicken is much harder to make.
  - After a harrowing judging process, Choco proclaims Subaru to be the winner. Luna gets pouty and cheeky right after.
Amelia's 2/26/22 karaoke stream ends up being a surprise off-collab ^notemeeting in real life with Ina, Fauna, Kronii and Mumei.
- The girls take turns head-patting Ina, and want to squeeze the squishy parts.
- Body-swapping happens. With Kronii's voice coming out of Ina, and vice-versa.
Mumei and Gura get together to review their fans' rooms.
- The framing device for the stream is that the two are peeking into a house and taking pictures of everyone's rooms to rate.
- They already go off the rails while going over the first room, when they discuss shower snacks and drinking shower water.
- The third room shown is a dorm room in which both occupants are Hololive fans. The two ship the roommates and contemplate how they watch streams.
  Mumei: I was wondering...
  Gura: "Do they cuddle?" And I said, "Do you think they push their beds together...
  Mumei: "...when their oshis collab?"
- One room leaves them with a very pressing question — is the dog in it real? Several people in the chat then start speculating that while the dog is real, it's also dead and stuffed.
During the chaotic April 6, 2022 3D karaoke stream between Aki, Matsuri, Haachama and Noel, before Haachama even has a chance to sing "HOT LIMIT" (which would end up scuffed anyway), Matsuri performs the Kanchō prank on her.
Mumei and Bae spend a stream rating food submissions from their fans.
- The stream has Bae standing on Mumei's head a la Ratatouille. Bae even attempts some French for good measure.
- While going over the first submission, they talk about how much they like strawberry ice cream and lament that it's almost always combined with other flavors like in "Napoleon" ice cream. They're quickly corrected that it's pronounced "neapolitan".
- They're really impressed by the presentation of homemade truffles, box and all. Bae thinks this kind of stuff matters, and almost lets slip her greater motive.
  Bae: Guys, I need to know for next Valentine's Day. I gotta make some for IR- [coughs] -hold on, what?
- One submission is said to be "dinner with family" by the submitter". The dinner is at a table with a pillow with a memetic Jackie Chan picture over it, a Calli pillow, and a cat seated all around, the "meal" is a slice of bread with ketchup and (uncooked) pasta on top, paired with milk in a wineglass, and finally a picture of Mumei sits on the far end, on a windowsill.
- They crack up at a meal that's just a slice of cheese. Amusing by itself, but they're confused by a jar that is close to the plate. Bae thinks it's coffee, Mumei thinks it's a drink, and they have a good laugh when they realize it's actually a candle.
Ollie proposes to Mio during their tarot reading stream. The zombie brings up that, unlike her usual serial proposing, there's basis for them to be together owing to their both being moms to Bae.
Calli brings back the tea party, this time with Gura and Kronii as the guests.
- The party begins with Calli and Kronii doing their impressions of Gura. Calli is only able to muster the "a", while Kronii pulls off a high pitched voice while saying "feet, stinky, tasty". Gura gets annoyed at Kronii's attempt.
- Calli asks the other two if they ever get into food comas. Kronii mentions going into existential crises during them.
  Kronii: Like, after you eat, you get tired, so you sleep, and then you wake up, and then you're tired regardless, so you go back to sleep after an hour or two, and every day you're just sleeping or in bed, and you think about where you went wrong in life, and just pondering and thinking about the past and all that good stuff.
  Gura: Oh no.
  Calli: Are you okay, Kronii?
  Kronii: I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- While discussing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Calli brings up the the existence of a Grandpa Joe hate subreddit, which is quite populated even after so long. They all wonder why such an incidental character could get so much ire.
- During some impressions of Lord of the Rings characters, Gura gets confused and thinks that the old guy is named Dumbledore. While Calli corrects Gura that the old man is named Gandalf, Gura is further confused and thinks that Gandalf is from The Legend of Zelda.
- Calli and Kronii express excitement about Sora being in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Gura initially thinks that they're talking about their Hololive senior and not the Kingdom Hearts character.
Bae and Ame do a Bathroom Reviews stream.
- Bae's bathroom mysteriously has "Oui Oui PP" drawn on the steam on the mirror.
- Before the two begin, Bae gets a message from Mane-chan, who had to review all of the submissions to make sure they were safe to actually show. Bae turns on the megaphone to speak it out.
  Bae: Shout out to those who summitted toilets with threatening auras. You know who you are.
- A submission consists of a long corridor with a toilet at the end of it. Ame is intimidated, and Bae is annoyed and asks about the odds of making it if one were to see this bathroom.
- One of the bathrooms has a whole desk in the middle of it, between their toilet and bathtub. The two contemplate how the user gets in and out of their bathtub, and joke that it probably looks like they're re-enacting the well scene from The Ring.
IRyS and Kronii do a watchalong of The Last Airbender. Because the only way to enjoy the movie is for two comedians to riff on it nonstop.
- Whenever Aang's hood is removed, the pair loses no time making fun of his bald head.
- The duo is distracted by Iroh putting his hand on Zuko's, jokingly indignant that the movie is showing something as lewd as handholding.
- As the stream ends, IRyS and Kronii keep bickering for a good minute even after Kronii puts the outro.
The #InaSanaTanabata stream is for the most part a sweet little affair, where Ina and Sana collect and review the wishes for the future of their friends and fans. But of course, things never go quite according to plan...
- They start by stumbling over the pronunciation of Tanabata, and Ina manages to create the pun "a tonne of butter". She inevitably asks: "Which is heavier, a tonne of butter or a tonne of feathers?"
- During their explanation of Tanabata, it somehow turns into the story of the forbidden romance between Orihime and Ichigo.
- Kiara's wishes include to be loved by all cats. Sana quickly brings up that it's bound to happen as long as she smells like chicken.
- Mumei wishes for a shooting star, so she can make another wish. Alas, Ina shoots down Sana's suggestion to just throw a planet at her. Then we get to her second slip, which in true Mumei fashion is... bizarrely omnious.
  "I wish for all the people to stop"
- Gura sends in a slip where she wishes for everyone's health, for all of EN to make a song together, and to bring back the Hololive swimsuits. Ina then reveals that this was the tamest thing she sent, and switches to the next one: the words "NICE CROPPING, SHITLORD" poorly cropped and written in WordArt. The third slip is tamer ("Minna-san, don't worry, be happy") but it is written in similarly atrocious Word default design fonts.
- Haachama sent in two slips. The first: "I wish Sana-chan was my girlfriend". The second? The exact same message, with the "Sa" hastily crossed out and replaced with a "I". Ina immediately rejects her.
- Matsuri's is just "I WANNA BE FAMOUS" written in big characters. It doesn't take them long to point out that she already is.
- Korone's got a simple wish of wanting to know her coworkers better... except it's written "butter" instead of "better". Ina recalls the "ton of butter" pun again. Doubly fitting as Korone's initial background also involves a bakery.
Polka's 【BIG Marshmallow Q&A】 session with Sana. One of the questions asks which random word each girl would pick to teach the other. Sana knows the perfect one to teach Polka: floccinaucinihilipilification^note. Polka can't even pronounce it, and when Sana explains the Japanese equivalent, which is only three syllables long, the reaction can only be described as shocked amazement.
Mumei conducts an Anatomy Review with Sana and Calli. One of the fanarts they review of Kronii has a suggestive zipper that Mumei forgot to censor, so she quickly takes it down and makes some quick edits. When she's done, she's copied Kronii's face and pasted it over the crotch. Mumei can't help but giggle over how silly her rush job looks.
The first day of holostars English debuts has Ollie, Bae and A-chan oversee the first streams of Regis Altare and Magni Dezmond, making a bingo card while they're at it. While Altare's debut is pretty tame and comfy, things take a wild turn when the memelord that is Dezmond takes the stage.
- A-chan and Ollie discover that, while the Bingo card was Bae's idea, she doesn't actually know how to play Bingo.^Note
- The trio gets floored by Dez's metal BGM on his loading screen, so they immediately check "Volume Scuff" and "Muted".
- When Dez presents himself as the creator of Copium, Ollie and Bae scramble to explain what Copium is to A-chan, with hilarious results.
  Dez: [Holds up a flask of Copium] Behold. Copium in its purest form.
  [Ollie, Bae and A-chan are left in stitches]
  Bae: Oh, this is amazing.
  Ollie: I'll take twelve sets of those!
- When Dez gets to the hashtags he'll use, the trio immediately notices that the tag for his livestreams is #MaggingTime. They then anticipate for inevitable catchphrase, and Dez fully delivers.
Ollie, Bae and A-chan come back for a watchalong of the second day of the holostars English debuts, this time with Axel Syrios and Vesper Noir.
- Bae is starstruck when she realizes that Axel's "G'day!" greeting has a thick Australian accent to it.
  Bae: He's probably my mate...
  A-chan: Aussie mate, right?
- The trio is impressed by Axel's command of the Japanese language, with A-chan offhandedly roasting Miko by calling Axel's fluency better than hers.
- In the interlude between Axel and Vesper's debuts, the trio comments on Axel's remarkable height, but then Bae laments that everyone's so tall when she can't grow any taller (and only grew like 1 cm after millenia). While she's getting comforted by Ollie and A-chan and coming to terms that she'll forever be 12, Bae comes across a comment that claims her height went into her chest. Cue Bae breaking out her Signature Laugh while Ollie and A-chan stay dead silent.
- In a predictable turn of events, Ollie proceeds to fangasm when the boys mention that they enjoy Apex Legends, particularly when Axel has one of his goals being "Win an Apex Legends VTuber Tournament". Bonus points for Vesper trying to hide the mention of APEX Legends behind his avatar and only revealing it when slowly moving to the side.
Lui Takane hosts an English telephone game with Calli, La+, Pekora, Moona, Polka, and Gura as participants. When La+ introduces herself, she exaggeratedly enunciates every word. Shortly after, Polka asks her to say "katsumokuseyo" (刮目せよ) in English (it roughly means "Pay close attention!" or "Heed my call!"). La+ answers with a similarly exaggerated "katsumokuseyo", to the amusement of the other participants. Lui replies with a flat "Yes, my dark."
During the beginning of Magni Dezmond & Mori Calliope fursona art collab, when Magni began to explain what they are about to do and what furry/fursona means;
Magni: "I do think we need to start somewhere with the foundational understanding of... N- Not- I'm not speaking from my personal experience, but-"
Calli: "Do you have a Fur Affinity account?"
Magni: (Pauses) "Nice try. I don't even know what that is."
- Chat practially yelled at Magni for forgetting a mole on his own face for a good long while until he remembers.
- Magni's.... less than flattering rendition of Hakos Baelz and Calli's comment about sewer rats in Dark Souls-like games provoked angry responses from the EN Council idol. Eventually, Bae caved in and made the "artwork" her profile picture.
Vesper's and Bae's "Boomer vs Zoomer" stream (abridged version here) is rife for a lot of humor from both sides of the generation gap, between Bae's lack of understanding of obsolete technology and Vesper's confusion at modern social media trends.
- Bae starts by asking Vesper to explain the stream title "No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination". Chat starts joking that she already loses a point from needing this.
- Bae places herself in the Zoomer role because she's twelve, which Vesper tries to justify with Leap Day and end up with thinking that Bae is 48 years old while she plainly states that she's forever 12, amused that the Boomer (Vesper) is calling her old. They then question whether or not Bae can even stream since YouTube's terms of service state that its users must be 13 and older, to which Bae tries to excuse herself with 12.5 rounded up.
- Vesper shows an overhead projector, and after Bae gets it, he explains its use like "an analog Powerpoint Presentation".
- Bae gives a Pop-It Toy but accidentally leaves its name in the screenshot she sends Vesper which can concisely explain what it does. Vesper still concedes the round but notes that Bae has to look over her items again so that their name doesn't give it away. He gives an example using an overly elaborate shop listing.
- Vesper then shows Bae an image of an old-school mounted pencil sharpener, which Bae mistakes for some medieval meat grinder since the image's angle didn't show the pencil slots.
- Bae's third entry is the concept of a Snapchat Streak. She explains that her "hint" is that eventually when you're so focused on maintaining the streak you just send a black screen with a red S on it or a snapchat of your shoulder to keep it going for minimal effort. Vesper notes that it's gaming the system, and a chat comment notes that it sounds dumb. Bae admits that this is dumb, and that's the point of being a zoomer. And after a second of silence she then admits to doing the same every day in the past.
- Bae's utter confusion at what a pager leads to Vesper starting to explain it as a means of communication before cellphones became common, but he also catches himself out for how patronizing it sounds. After explaining everything concisely, Bae still can't comprehend a world without convenient phone access, and asks "why not just call them directly?"
- Vesper is utterly confused at the concept of frozen honey, and actually utters "What in tarnation?" Bae realizes that she's been mispronouncing it as "What in carnation?"
- Vesper is bewildered at the concept of an avolatte (serving latte in a scooped-out avocado), and after having a good laugh, Bae admits that she was just as bewildered when she first discovered this, and it was some "hipster thing." Vesper sounds really offended that people actually bought and drank it.
  Vesper: Coffee people are weird man! This is why I drink tea!
- When Vesper's told what "hitting the woah" is, he can't stop cringing at the TikTok dance trend. When he opens "3 Minutes of People Hitting the Woah" to get a better understanding, he cringes even harder when he gets to the older people half-heartedly hitting the woah. He openly declares himself anti-woah and suggests forcing himself to do that dance move as his forfeit.
  Vesper: ...and these like, old people were doing it, my soul just recoiled and it's like "You should be ashamed of yourselves! Go do your taxes! What is wrong with you?!"
- After Bae fails to recognize the dial-up tone, Vesper explains how dial-up internet works. Bae is still utterly confused, asking "how does a phone have internet?"
- And for the finishing touch, Vesper is shown glitterbutt and he is completely dumbfounded, complete with a Big "WHAT?!" and slamming his desk repeatedly. He just goes with what he sees (a glittery butt) and was content to take the L, but Bae revealed that it was exactly as the name shows. Vesper is then shown many instances of this trend and he utterly hates it.
  Bae: Just so you know, I've never done this before. I just want to put that out there. I've never had a glitterbutt.
  Vesper: ... That doesn't change my opinion of you—[Bursts into laugher]
- While it does end in a tie, Vesper felt like he ultimately lost due to the amount of "psychic damage" he took from exposure to zoomer culture and trends. In the Tempus Project Zomboid collab later that day, he introduces himself in the roll call:
  Vesper: I'm Vesper Noir, the resident scholar, and I have just taken intense amounts of psychic damage.
  Magni: I thought you were going to say "psychedelics", I was like, 'bro, what are you saying?!'
Kronii's and Vesper's psychiatry stream (abridged version here) left viewers gasping for air, with Gaslighting being the name of the game as Kronii tries to twist poor Vesper's words into cancellable content.
- Kronii once again brings up the issue of preferring 5-days-old Subway sandwiches and gets rather defensive about it, accusing Vesper of judging her for it. When Vesper suggests getting fresher food...
  Kronii: What do you think I should do, all other stores are closed except Subway, what do you expect me to do, make my own sandwich? ...Oh my god, are you being sexist right now?!
  Vesper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  Kronii: Oh my god, is this what this is? Oh my god!
  Vesper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! LET ME OUT!
- Kronii moves on to vent her frustration about the Kronies, citing that they're constantly crying, constantly making out in chat, and not listening to her commands to stop.
- When discussing about her sleep disorder, Kronii complains that it's too hot for her to properly sleep, but then she notices that Vesper gets triggered by the mention of the word "moist." Kronii being Kronii, she relentlessly breaks Vesper's mind by slowly repeating the word in sensual ways, gleefully laughing like a gremlin when she hears Vesper practically begging her to stop.
  Kronii: ... Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, the air is moist, and—
  Vesper: Please stop! I'm begging you!
- After venting her frustrations about her dog, which she called "Time Mutt", at some point she accidentally said Time Smut, sending her in a very loud, minute-long laughing fit and leaving Vesper cringing really hard, loud "WHAT THE FUCK?!" included; it's so bad that he begs Kronii to reset the timeline, which she quickly does, only for her to start the new timeline with "I think I lewded my dog unintentionally," sending Vesper reeling again.
- The Stinger of the stream, where Kronii and Vesper both drop an Atomic F-Bomb after all the emotional damage incurred throughout the therapy session.
- The word "moist" would wind up being a Trauma Button for Vesper in the subsequent APEX Legends collab with Dez and Altare (which got a bit delayed due to Vesper running late with this collab), with Altare mercilessly bringing it up whenever Vesper is in a tight situation.
- After the stream, Vesper swore to get his revenge on Kronii one day for all the psychic damage he sustained. Months later, during a superchat reading session, Kronii gets freaked out by a spider descending at her from her ceiling and is forced to end the stream early. In the comment section for the clip that captures this moment, Vesper pays the spider handsomely (though Kronii would somehow kill the spider offscreen)
  Vesper: 500,000 simoleons have been deposited into the spider's swiss bank account.
During Fubuki's variety stream, Marine, Mio, and Laplus attempt to do a try to not laugh challenge. They immediately fail when YAGOO uses the first item he can find, a mallet, and just says "old man pounding rice".
Altare decides to host the "WHEEL OF TEMPUS" with Vesper, Axel, and Dezmond playing.
- ...except Axel is very obviously Kronii ^noteapparently, Axel overslept, and rather than cancel or postpone the stream, they decided on a whim to just have Kronii fill in. Even with a voice filter, her speaking mannerisms, ear-shattering screams into the mic, and lack of Australian accent removed all doubt.
  - At least she got the personality right:
Altare: May I ask you why you join and why you want the money?
'Axel': I... don't know man.. I mean... Who wouldn't want money, dude?
- One of the $3000 bonus rounds involved being the first to call out the phrase being revealed. Vesper won for saying "Dezmond is stupid".
- While deciding on a letter to call, "Kroxel" starts going "Uhhhhhh" for extended times. The other three all join in to harmonize.
- Axel ends up sweeping the game by winning every round. He offers to share his winnings of 16750 Magcoins with the others, but Dezmond confirms that the conversion rate into USD is not worth the 10 cents he wants to share.
At the end of Gura's Big Brain Games stream, she tasks Mumei and Kronii (the last remaining contestants) to solve a math equation. Towards the end of the time limit, Mumei requests for more time, saying that she has a problem with her brain. We soon see what the problem was: while Mumei did know the correct answer, she forgot how to write numbers while in the process of writing it down, so her answer sheet just has an odd squiggle that only vaguely looks like the number in question.
- Heck, the Big Brain Games stream in general is full of entertaining moments. From Gura confusing someone blowing their nose with a hiss ("Who's the furry at the back of the classroom?"), to a pair of 'commercials', to outright hilarity when answering the questions. One other notable moment came when Bae, in an effort to remove one of her two strikes, was given an English Comprehension test (a phrase with the words switched out to conceal what it actually is). Bae couldn't figure out what the phrase in question was, much to the astonishment of Gura and Ollie.^note
  Bae: ...okay, that's just cheating. I don't watch movies.
  Gura: If you don't know this movie, we need to talk!
  Ollie: Bae, we'll watch it later, okay?
Pekora holds a belated celebration stream for reaching 2 million subscribers wherein she hires a professional hypnotist, bringing along Noel, Marine and Polka for the ride. What ensues can only be described as Marine's dreams turned into reality, especially when Pekora is hypnotized into hugging Marine. Pekora coming to her senses, backing away from Marine and letting out a slightly disgusted "Oh..." without her usual high-pitched voice is icing on the cake.
Marine: You don't have to break her trance—
Hypnotist: BAM! [Claps hands over Pekora]
Pekora: [After coming to her senses and realizing what she did while under hypnosis] Oh...
Marine: Hey! What was that?! Don't you "Oh..." me! What was that disgusted tone?!
During an art stream with Ollie, Dezmond asked her to teach him some Indonesian profanity, and the first word she taught him was "'meme', but with a 'k' at the end". As Dezmond was pondering what Ollie had just taught him, she told him it's a word he mustn't say. Cue Dezmond screaming "Memek! Memek! Memek!" at the top of his lungs, much to Ollie's amused horror.
Dezmond: What does that mean? What did I just shout? ...over and over again.
Ollie: [holding back laughter] ...vagina.
Dezmond: What?! You gotta- I thought you were gonna teach me something like- like, "Shit!" or, like, "Fuck!".
Oga, Bae and A-chan do an off-collab "omotenashi" stream where they challenge themselves to eat some Buldak spicy ramen that Bae brought all the way from Australia, with no drinks except for bitter melon juice. A-chan surprisingly fares well under these conditions, while Oga and Bae are clearly suffering the whole time. The added epic music while they're committed to the challenge is icing on the cake.
Oga: That's the first time I've seen someone (Bae) rolling around on the floor mid-stream!
- Oga reveals to Roberu during a talking stream that the goya juice he used for the omotenashi off-collab wasn't completely used up, so he gave what's left of it to the studio. Because said studio is also frequented by the hololive girls, a hilarious chain of events happened one after the other wherein the talents drank the bitter juice out of curiosity, peer pressure, or both.
- Nene and Koyori first happened upon it and tried it out, with their reactions heard on a voice tweet.
- Flare, who was also at the recording studio when Nene and Koyori tried out the juice, recounts on a talking stream that she sipped some while nobody was looking and describes the experience as akin to the gag reflex when one brushes their tongue with the toothbrush.
- When Subaru went on a 3D talking stream, she reveals that she also drank some of the goya juice at Flare's insistence and could only think of it as tasting like a tatami mat. both Subaru and Flare are also surprised by Botan and Polka's No-Sell reaction when drinking the juice themselves.
  Subaru: ... But now that this happened, I'm starting to think, maybe we are comedians after all.
- Meanwhile, Watame reveals during a stream of Pokemon Scarlet that she was the only one to outright refuse to drink any of it, instead opting to sit on the side and watch with sadistic glee as the chaos unfolded before her.
- Chloe does a voice tweet like Nene and Koyori, but immediately regrets recording it upon drinking the juice.
- Roberu himself would try out the goya juice on his own solo stream, with amusing reactions even though he ultimately likes it after getting past the weird smell.
  Roberu: Grandpa's house has been turned into a drink!
Buffson opens up a Host Club, and her employees turn out to be three out of the five (former) Ministry members — Krono Ouro, Faun Ceres, and Hayko. While San Tsukumo and Muman Nonoshi are absent this time around, they're joined by newcomer IRyK.
- Each of the boys is shown carrying a rose. Faun's is green, and they waste no time in joking that it's a cabbage. Faun eventually relents, and then offers his cabbage for IRyS to nibble on.
- IRyK starts flirting with Buffson shortly after his introduction and gets quickly shot down.
  IRyK: Boss, your muscles are so beautiful... I want to play with these tonight.
  Buffson: Tonight? I'm busy tonight, sorry. I'm with your mother.
- Muman was originally slated to join them, but he apparently went missing. Buffson passes out a missing-persons flyer, which indicates that Muman was "Last seen with an exposed chest and being followed by an owl with a knife" and warns people to "not contact his cousin Mumei" if they have any information on him. At the end of the stream, a mysterious stranger (who is totally not Mumei wearing a mustache, beard, and sunglasses) asks for information regarding Muman. When Krono asks if Muman is alive, the stranger respectfully bids farewell and immediately bolts.
- The most expensive item for sale is the 1 million dollar champagne tower and to make it extra special, Buffson has all the hosts say a special chant to the client who orders it. Every time they do the chant, however, they're all woefully out of sync. By the third chant, one of the hosts starts chanting the "chug" part with a deep voice that would be better suited for an orc than a host.
  Hosts: (reciting the champagne tower chant out of sync before opening)
  Here's to you, here's to me
  Here's a wink, here's a drink
  CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
  Buffson: (Beat) ...alright, alright. Good job, good job.
- After IRyK's time as Kronii's host is up, the boys point out that in future, should not mention his sister IRyS as the focus should be on the clients rather than any other girl. When he mentions his sister again during his time with Risu, the boys get worried that he might be into his sister, which IRyK denies.
  Krono: What have you been doing before all this?
  IRyK: What was I doing? I was...
  Faun: Slaving away for your sister? [Everyone laughs]
  IRyK: Yeah, basically.
  Hayko: Fucking siscon.
  IRyK: I-I mean, you know, she's my only family!
  Krono: Yeah, that's what a siscon would say.
- After the first round of customers, the Hayko starts bragging about having a girl after his heart. Faun reminds him that's his sister, while Krono can barely keep it in his pants.
  Buffson: I don't want any stains in the pants, I gotta wash those.
- Polka shows up playing the role of the enamored, star struck client who IRyK attempts to woo. Key word being attempts as Polka just straight up breaks down laughing as soon as IRyK opens his mouth and introduces himself.
- Ollie is accompanied by Krono, and orders five hundred sandwiches while subtly joking about Kronii's sandwich obsession. Buffson does a Double Take at that massive order, and tells later customers that they've run out of sandwich stock. Krono even shamelessly offers a champagne tower when Ollie chokes on one of the sandwiches, and later on offers to blend some of these sandwiches to make a blended sandwich champagne tower.
- Poor Hayko getting scammed twice in a row by the ID girls. Zeta orders a champagne tower, but after they perform the chant, she reveals that she can't pay for it and asks to have it put on her tab, forcing Buffson to retract Hayko's earnings. Then, Anya orders five champagne towers and when her card is unable to accept the transaction, she pressures Hayko into paying for it. Hayko, not wanting to break character, accepts the debt, resulting in his earnings dropping to -$5,000,000. He tries to maintain character, but him sobbing his way through the champagne tower chant shows that he's totally not okay.
- Kobo finds her way into the host club and picks Faun as her host, paying her bill using Calli's card.^note Thus, Faun is forced to do the impossible task of charming Kobo without sounding creepy.
  Kobo: Are you prince?
  Faun: I am a prince. Maybe royals are able to recognize one another. I could see immediately that you are indeed a princess.
  Kobo: Oh my God, can I marry you?
  Faun: H-h-how old you are you again? (The other hosts snicker in the background)
  Kobo: I'm, uh. I'm...I don't know.
  Faun: I-I should never ask a lady's age.
  Krono: You kinda should. You kinda should ask a lady for her age in this case!
- As Kobo's time with Faun comes to end, Calli comes in and scolds Kobo for making use of the host club and Faun for trying to flirt with her. She eventually decides to stay and sends Kobo home (who tattles on Calli to Kiara).
  Calli: Kobo, this is an adult's establishment.
  Kobo: I'm an adult!
  Calli: Well, it seems like you had a good bit of time alone, but now it's daddy's turn, so if you'll excuse me... (The boys laugh)
  Kobo: No way!
  Calli: Go wait outside!
  Kobo: Oh yeah? I'll go to mommy, bye!
  Calli: Ok, bye!
  Kobo: I'll tell mommy!
  Calli: Kiara's gonna beat the shit outta me...
- When Calli settles in and offers a few board games to play, they inevitably bring up Monopoly Calli quickly turns that offer down, subtly referencing her previous disastrous Monopoly collab. None of the boys hit on her, because she's come to check in on Hayko also ask if Calvin's been up to anything. Buffson did confirm that Calvin did apply but to Calli's reassurance she kicked him out after he tried to piss on the floor.
Moona goes to Japan and has cooking off-collabs with both Koyori and Pekora. The two Japanese girls learn the hard way that an Indonesian's idea of what is and is not spicy is wildly different from what they're used to.
- Pekora tries Indonesian food before Moona even arrives to prepare. It does not go well, and her poor command of the English language makes her response even funnier.
  Pekora: Moona...my butt is hot.
- First came the collab with Koyori. Knowing Pekora's reaction, Koyori was suspicious, but when Moona insisted the noodles weren't spicy, Koyori thought she'd bought the wrong product and tried Moona's noodles. She had not.
- For Pekora, Moona sneaks some chili powder in when she's not looking. Pekora finds the burger pretty good, but a bit spicy. Moona insists it isn't, and explains it away with the fact that they added black pepper with Pekora's knowledge. She buys this for a bit, but eventually presses further, and Moona insists that she didn't make Pekora's burger spicy, only her own. Now fully believing she's being pranked, she takes a bite of Moona's burger...and discovers that from Moona point of view, she was telling the truth.
Koyori's "Sea Turtle Soup" stream required so much lateral thinking that by the end of it, Towa's brain was fried. Some highlights include:
- For the question about a man who woke up in the morning, opened his curtains and realized that he messed up, Towa immediately thought at first the man drank too much water only for Koyori to say no. Only for Towa to ask again whether the man pissed himself too much with Koyori immediately denying this. Then later on, Mel asks whether this incident happened at the man's house with Koyori claiming that it sometimes does; Towa then wonders whether the man got kidnapped and got dragged into a bed with the man waking up and a woman is sleeping right beside him with Koyori immediately shutting that down, claiming that they're idols and she's not gonna ask that question.
- For the question where Jack was served a drink but realized that he couldn't stand up without falling back down while Maria drank the same drink but was fine, Suisei, before the question was even finished, immediately thought that Jack was poisoned.
- For the question where a woman asks a man some questions and where the woman was asking a certain question with the man suddenly changing his personality and the questions stopping, Towa wonders whether the woman was a young girl with Koyori actually saying yes. Mel then wonders whether the young girl was asking out her sugar daddy only for Koyori to shut that down. Then Mel starts sniffing out the clues with the man being a criminal and therefore did something bad, asks Koyori as to what the man did, only for Koyori to go with a no as Mel's question wasn't a yes or no question.
- For the question where a man named Yoshio wanted to lose some weight but later on decided to not lose his weight, Towa guesses that meat on the market is very pricey that he started to sell it with Koyori just utterly flabbergasted with Towa's incorrect answer. When Suisei correctly guesses that Yoshio does like someone, Suisei then guesses that the person Yoshio likes is a chubby chaser with Koyori telling her no. Towa is genuinely surprised that it was the wrong answer.
During a HoloShrine review collab between Calli, Ina, and Bae:
- Near the start, Calli shows off how her model can pose, but realizes that the tracking software mistakes her microphone for a hand. So she goes with a MrBeast pose.
- One of the shrines they review is a display rack filled with all sorts of plushies. Bae can't help but giggle that Ina's smol plush is on its own when the rest of her genmate's plushes are paired up. Ina snaps at Bae to stop laughing.
- Midway, Bae steps out for an "idol meeting". Calli and Ina think about what to do with her lifeless body, and so Calli raises her model upwards such that Bae is sniffing Calli's feet, in a Call-Back to the "Calli Let Me Smell Your Feet" incident. Coincidentally, Bae returns right after Calli quotes her, enunciation and all.
- Calli realizes she's been pronouncing YAGOO wrong the entire time. She thought his name was pronounced "Yuh-Go" rather than "Yah-Go". The best part is that no one bothered to correct her all this time, because they thought she was doing it ironically, like all the other times she has jokingly mispronounced Japanese words.
  Calli: Do people not say "Yuh-Go"?
  Ina and Bae: It's "Yah-Go".
  Calli: What?!
  Ina: You put the accent on the "Yah" part, not the "Go" part.
  Calli: I have been in this company for three years now!
  Bae: Have you been saying "Yuh-Go" unironically this entire time?
  Cali: Yes! [Bae and Ina laughs]
  Bae: I thought you were being ironic!
For the first question of the quiz in their "Pre-Concert! hololive Summer Special Party!!" stream, everyone participating must figure out why Suisei and Aqua are visiting the hololive resort at the immigration check in a skit that happened in a stream a month ago with even Iofi and Sora being a part of said skit, who also are participating in the stream remotely. Considering how well-known the AquSui ship was, many figured that the answer is "honeymoon" (Ollie answered "sightseeing" but still thought it was "honeymoon"). Only for everyone to be shocked that the answer was "business" instead with no one getting the right answer. Cue everyone, even Sora, wanting "honeymoon" to be the correct answer.
What happens when two Ascended Fangirls meet and hit off? A wedding, officiated by A-Chan, to boot!
- And it quickly turns out that A-Chan is pre-recorded when Ollie plays the voice clips out of order.
- Ollie purposely disables the chat so that nobody can speak out in the Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace moment.
- Nerissa's personal vows have a lot of loopholes that let her flirt with other Holo members. She also vows not to enter any other marriages for at least six months, unless Kiara asks her to, which she has to oblige.
- Ollie personally vows that she will cheat on Nerissa and aim to make the largest harem. Later, she admits that she fears Kiara's wrath.
- When they're nuzzling against each other, Nerissa enjoys the smell of Ollie's hair.
  Nerissa: I love the smell of your hair! What shampoo do you use?
  Ollie: I don't shower!
  Nerissa: Even better!
Realizing just how poorly Ao handled math-related operations during the second VCR Grand Theft Auto Online server, Aruran invited her to an endurance stream where he'd lecture her in math and would only be allowed to cut himself off if Ao solved a quadratic equation. They get boxed in for five hours. Not to be outdone, their next collab has Aruran baking a pizza using ingredients offered by the other pizzeria employees — ingredients that include raw salmon, oysters, vegemite, and gummy bears — while a horrified Ao sits and watches. Her shock is palpable, not helped by Ririka showing up in chat to disprove Aruran's claim that she'd be willing to eat the resulting pizza.
What happens when Ririka and Haachama, masters of Cordon Bleugh Chef in two distinct ways, meet together in an off-collab hosted by the CEO of DEV_IS? The answer: Haachama being scared enough of Ririka's cooking to the point that she actively tries to not eat it! Haachama repaid the favor two weeks later when she invited Ririka to a segment of Haachama Cooking. It begins with Haachama threatening Ririka with a chainsaw to the face and it ended with Haachama creating a blue colored rice curry that was decorated in the shape of nipples, complete with a print-out of Ririka's scared expression that was used all-stream long.
Bae hosts a Telephone Game stream, and hand-picked the participants with noticeable accents just to see what shenanigans arise. The participants are Nerissa (Midwest American), Kaela (Indonesian), Kobo (Baby Talk), Miko (Elite), and Hajime (Unintelligible Accent).
- When trying to communicate "Ope! Lemme just squeeze right past ya' there!" Kobo gets really assertive in trying to get Hajime to get the words in the right sequence (never mind that she's misheard "you past right there"). Hajime twists it further into "Lemme just squeeze o'butt". The sentence eventually gets mangled into "Lumija! Uma! Sukui! Oba!"
- Next up is a tongue twister: "Banana no nazo ha mada nazo nanodazo" ^Translation Hajime and Miko, both being Japanese, nail it right, but when it gets handed to Nerissa and Kaela, it starts to deteriorate. When Kaela's handing it to Kobo, Kobo needs so many attempts that she starts wearing down Kaela's patience.
- Third is "Ikishi nani nanka kouteku kara mattotte!" ^Translation Miko immediately screws it up, wondering if it's even Japanese. The handoff to Kobo is even worse!
- Fourth is an Indonesian proverb, "Hidup segan, mati tak mau" ^TranslationTired of living, but reject death. Thankfully, being Indonesians themselves, both Kaela and Kobo gets it right easily (despite Miko fumbling it between them). Kaela specifically confirms she's got the message by repeating it back to Bae rapidly. Bae eventually admits that she chose this sentence because she was really tired of planning at this point.
- The final sentence is "G'day mate. Haven't had brekkie yet so might go on a maccas run soon? My shout!" ^Translation Since Hajime's receiving this and Bae's putting on a heavy accent, it gets mangled big time — "Maccas run" becomes "Macca Jdon". Kaela, during her discussion with Kobo, manages to intuit the rest of the sentence from Hajime, but they leave Jdon untranslated and decide that's part of the original sentence, causing everyone listening to reel in laughter. Thanks to Miko twisting it even more, it turns into "G'day mate, have a nice brekkie, yeah! I got one, yeah! Make or Jdon suru my soul!"
- After Bae reveals the original sentence, both Kaela and Kobo pressure Bae about the lack of "Jdon" despite her protests. At the end of the stream, Kaela went and Googled the meaning if "Jdon" only to chance upon the Wikipedia definition of "Jadon", a Hebrew name meaning the likes of "God has heard". "Jdon my soul" would proceed to become memetic, and even an Ascended Meme when even the official Twitter account quoted it!
  Kaela: Where is the JDON? You missed it, Bae!
  Bae: THERE'S NO JDON!!!

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