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Setup and Tutorial Sessions

During the character generation stream:
- Calli dips out of the stream to wash her hands, and the rest of the girls start goofing around. Kiara starts with "feeding" her chicken drumsticks to Gura and Ina, and then puts them away to draw her shield and sword, itching for a fight. Ina obliges and gives Amelia a faceful of tentacles in the meantime.
- Ina names her character "Yuul B. Alwright", causing Calli to collapse into laughter, the chat to erupt into shouts of "INAFF", and Ame to slowly die inside.
- Amelia introduces her character "Watoto", introduced as a goblin-like conspiracy theorist set out to dismantle the system. The way she pronounces it with a gremlin-like energy sends everyone into stitches. Gura even jokingly suggests that Watoto can only speak using his name.
- At the end of the stream Calli starts going through and picking hashtag suggestions for various tabletop-related content, one of which is "Mythtapes" for fanmade music. Calli mistypes it as "Mythrape" and hastily corrects it, but Ame and Gura notice it and can't stop giggling.
  Audience Member: This was a myth-take.
Kiara's tutorial session:
- Tiara awakens from a dream sequence to the sound of her birds in a ruckus. The following exchange occurs:
  Calli: ...It all seems to be fine, for the most part, except... there is something missing... your bir—
  Kiara: My pendant?! Oh, okay— wait, Uhu?!
  Calli: Your bird Uhu is gone.
  Kiara: No, no, that's impossible.
  Calli: And not only your bird, your pendant is also missing.
  Kiara: No no you can't do that to me! No no no no!
- Calli introduces an NPC named Victor, who appears to be something of a dorky ignorant janitor who loves to listen to rock music and play air guitar with his mop. Calli details that a commotion happened in the pet shop that Tiara works in while she was off shift, and Tiara tries to get some information out of Victor. When Tiara grabbed Victor by the wrist, his response was one of creepy bliss because a woman was touching him. Even when she nicked his cheek with a door key, he was happy for the experience. Some fans even theorized that Calli deliberately made Victor male so that Kiara wouldn't flirt with him. Either way, Calli accomplished the impossible: she made Kiara not want to flirt with her by roleplaying this obviously-repulsive character. Ironically enough, Vic's behavior sort of resembles that of Kiara herself, while Tiara's (Kiara's character) annoyed reluctance to interact with him bears more than a striking resemblance to Calli's Tsundere behavior, which resulted in several audience members joking that Calli and Kiara had swapped roles.
  Kiara: "You're gonna go with me now!" I take his hand, his wrist.
  Victor: (dramatic gasp, excitedly) A girl? Touching my hand? Wow! A girl, touching my wrist? Wow!
  Kiara: I grab it really tightly, so that it hurts!
  Victor: (excitedly) Oh, great! The more it hurts, the better it is!
  Kiara: (getting increasingly annoyed) I slap his face, ara!
  Victor: (excitedly) Wow, thank you!
  Kiara: (annoyed tisk) I take the key from the shop...
  ...
  Calli: You tell him to do a Perception check?
  Kiara: (annoyed sulking) I tell him to do a Perception check, ara.
  Calli: He says "Only if you'll slap me again".
  Kiara: (continued annoyed sulking) I punch him, with my fist, instead.
  Calli: (Corpsing)
- Kiara initiated a speech check to get info out of him, to which Calli rolled a contested lie check. Tiara rolled well enough. Victor rolled a 1. The chat exploded.
- Near the end of the session, Kiara is approached by a tall, mysterious, strong-looking woman in a ponytail smoking a cigarette. Chat jokingly guesses it's J-Chad and Kiara catches on.
The slow realization that Ina wasn't the only one to give her character a Punny Name when it comes out that Victor, a major NPC, is the anticipated traitor... Traitor Vic. Like the restaurant.
During Ina's stream where she created a visual design for her character, it didn't take long before someone asked for a lewd art hashtag.
Ina: "Is there a hashtag for Yuul lewds? Asking for a friend." Is that all you guys think about...?
Ina's tutorial session:
- Calli asks Ina if she has any requests for the Mad Scientist character, and Ina wants him to be named "Dr. Oopsie". Calli laughs and admits that it's better than what she had planned - Ail S. Stonishyu^note("I'll astonish you").
- The Punny Names don't stop, and everyone at Yuul's university has one, from her dorm-mate Neeta Friend to one of their classmates Justin Time. There's also Greg, the only guy whose name isn't a pun, and Calli elaborates that everyone picks on him for having a normal name.
- Yuul attends a party and the leader of the fratboys is none other than Chad, the example character that Calli wrote up during the character creation stream! The brotherhood also has a ridiculous name - "Sigma Sigma Beta Beta Alpha Sigma Alpha". When he's screening prospective members, he also gets a little worried that he'd have to change it to "Sigma Sigma Beta Beta Alpha Sigma Alpha Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta Beta".
- Ina rolls for a perception check during the party and gets an exceptional success. Calli decides to frame the effects of this by Yuul's sleep-deprived brain being over-stimulated by a party that she's never been to before. Ina rolls with it with and engages Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises.
  Chat Comment: BRAIN BLAST
- At one point, during a heated session of beer pong, a beer bottle gets flung, which gets Chad angry enough to momentarily stop the festivities. After he outlines that the party is only meant to be a lighthearted one and gets everyone to agree, he starts up the music again like nothing happened.
  Chad: HEY! Stop. Stop the disco ball. This is not that kind of party, okay? We don't shatter glass here. We're just here. To have. Some decent. Fun. Okay? We're just going to drink, we're just going to do some keg stands, none of that violent shit, okay? ...Alright, sick. Party on.
- Later on, Yuul finds Justin in a separate room setting up a meeting while in a robe that obscures his features. Chat begins calling him "Sustin" and both Ina and Calli have a giggle.
- At that same meeting that goes underway a while later, Yuul sees several familiar faces, including Chad and Nitta. The frat meeting, which is a front for a hunter society, still has some elements of its front involving chugging beers, crushing the can, and reciting their goals. Greg's there, too, and he's so much of a Nervous Wreck that he stammers through his words until Chad stops him out of second-hand embarrassment.
  - Ina's response to this scene is to roll a perception check to determine how drunk they all are.
- Ina fails to run away from a mysterious figure who apparently has a Hook Hand. Calli loaded up an image on the screen to give an idea of what Yuul was dealing with. The chat immediately started calling out that it was the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
  - This entire encounter went so badly for Yuul that she almost didn't make it out of the tutorial, because Ina kept getting horrible rolls on just about everything she thought of to fight back or escape, to the point that even playing dead ended up failing. Things got so dire for Yuul that Calli ended up having to throw her a bone by having the slasher get distracted and leave for a moment, if only so Ina could at least make it out of the tutorial without having to start over with a new character.
- After Victor stabilizes Yuul's near-fatal wounds and both just barely escape from death, he asks what her name is.
  Yuul: Ummm... Yuul B. Alwright.
  Victor: Yeah, I'll be fine, but what's your name?
Amelia's tutorial session:
- After Amelia introduced Watoto's character as a Conspiracy Theorist who wants to dismantle the government, Calli starts off with a basic perception check. The dice roll program did not respond to her commands and she had to reboot it.
  Calli: (reading chat) WATOTO BROKE THE SYSTEM!
- Watoto isn't just a one-off gremlin-like character - he has his own similarly gremlin-like family, and they're an impoverished bunch living on the outskirts of the city who are also Conspiracy Theorists after Father Watoto was sacked from his job at the energy plant. Their prayers before dinner are capped off with "Watoto forever."
- The laboratory Watoto gets sent to destroy turns out to be holding half-human, half-animal creatures. One of them turns to Watoto for help, and while Watoto agrees he's completely clueless as to how to proceed. The prisoner confirms with him if he knows the way. The chat immediately explodes in Ugandan Knuckles memes.
- Watoto definitely has one of the craziest tutorial sessions. Compared to Tiara (who gets introduced to the world during a night shift gone awry) or Yuul (who got there through a frat party's front), Watoto's day starts with trading with an arms dealer and ends with making a pact with the Wyrm and blowing up a laboratory fashioned out of his mushrooms. On top of that, Ame's uncanny luck lets Watoto get away with successes in situations with few dice!
- One of Watoto's first NPC interactions involves convincing an arms dealer that his mushroom can help with "camouflage". At the climax of the session, Watoto eats the last of his mushrooms in hopes that the "camouflage" he duped the dealer into is real. It actually works.
Gura's tutorial session:
- Gura starts off right away by wearing a "TONGS 'N THONGS" trucker cap she jokingly created in her character art membership stream.
- Calli explains the rules with a test roll and an example.
  Calli: ...Nothing is impossible by the way - unless you're trying to go to space with a rocket you built in your backyard with one success—
  Gura: I could do it.
  Calli: You can try to do it—
  Gura: I could do it. I could do it twice, wanna see?
  Calli: (cracking up) No guarantees! Alright, if you wanna roll to go to space...
- Calli tested Gura's basic math skills and sets the chat off.
  Calli: Gura, what is four plus two?
  Gura: (bluntly) Six...
  Chat: M A T H
- Scout apparently has a habit of kicking in doors. Her mother is so used to her doing it on a daily basis that she's not even fazed by it anymore. When discussing this trait, it allows Calli to slide into a "Somebody once told me" joke. Cue Gura audibly choking on her drink.
- The town of Beltbuckle is the perfect place for both Calli and Gura to go nuts with their southern accents. Every now and then, a slip of the tongue gets them to mispronounce it as "Buttbuckle".
- The entire way Gura plays Scout is pure chaos, almost on par with Watoto. The best example is during her first run-in with Dr. Nice, where she goes to find his trailer to welcome him to town, instead greets him with suspicion, and then spends the rest of the conversation swinging between treating him like a suspect and a new neighbor, before ending the conversation by suddenly manhandling and threatening him.
- At one point in the story, Scout returns to her forge to find that all her smithing materials had turned to dust. Scout tells her pa, and exclaims that everything has turned to asbestos.
  Scout: All it's good for now is huffin' and puffin'!
  Calli: (Corpsing)
- After Scout had a conversation with Betsy about the Dr. Nice character who visited earlier, Gura was considering having Scout use the telephone to call Dr. Nice. The chat reminded her that Scout is illiterate, which caused Calli to start clapping with laughter.
- Scout and Dr. Nice investigate the mines and come across the fresh corpse of Betsy. Scout wants to get out of there.
  Scout: Doc, you got yer runnin' shoes on?
  Dr. Nice: All I have are these Doc Martins.
  Scout: Well, blisters be damned. LET'S GO!
- In a very darkly funny way, Gura's first thought upon finding out the living mine they're trying to escape from wants a blood sacrifice or it'll digest Scout and Dr. Nice was to have Scout just give it the doctor. Even Calli seemed taken aback by how easily she thought to do that.
- Towards the end of the stream, Scout takes off her pants to use as a makeshift rope to get Dr. Nice out of the well. A while later...
  Gura: Am I still pantsless?
  Calli: Yes you are.
  Gura: Okay, nice.
- Scout's parents are missing after the adventure, and after the brush with the supernatural, Scout tells her sister everything and they decide to bail from Beltbuckle and move to Mythton. Surprisingly, neither the Ford or the Harvey are missing. Apparently her parents bailed on the tractor!

Session 1

Tiara's finished character art was put up on screen for everyone to see, but Calli needed to scale down the size of the image for it to fully appear on screen. At one point, she drags it so Kiara's blissful face is seen peering through the thigh gap of her own character, with Calli giving a wink.
Scout is first to arrive at the bar, and is greeted by an old lady. She gathers all her courage and tries to greet her, and stumbles over her words, slipping from "Finest establishment for personal refresh[ments]" to just asking where the bathroom is. The old lady just suggests she goes in the street. Dr. Nice intervenes and just directly asks her to be let in.
They get abruptly denied entry with the old lady pulling out a shotgun on them. Scout is startled, but is undeniably fascinated, and offers a shootout duel to decide their entry. While this is all happening, Vic enters the scene, accompanied by a still-injured Yuul, whose first words are a tired "HELP".
Watoto's first action upon seeing Tiara is to pet her owl. Kiara decides to have Uhu contest being touched, and he gets three times the number of Watoto's successes.
Chat: DENIED
After several remarks are made about how bad Watoto smells, Vic decides to spray some cologne on him. Almost everybody agrees that this makes him smell even worse except, for some reason, Tiara who says it reminds her of home.
The gang enters the garage and Calli gets them to do a perception check. Most of them get one success and see a van. Tiara, with two successes, sees a shitty van. Watoto decides to paint a mushroom on it.
While preparing for their mission, Yuul modifies her taser to deliver lethal damage and increased range. Calli gets a little confused with her measurement units and states its new range is "5 yards". At the request of the others, she translates that to "2 and a half Vic's."
The gang have to crash at a cheap motel for the night when their van breaks down. In order to pass the time in their room, Yuul and Scout decide to just watch some TV, but can't find the remote. Ina gets a very successful roll leading to Yuul finding not only the remote, but several bags of Doritos and cans of Pepsi. For whatever reason, Gura becomes convinced that if she gets a high enough perception check, that Scout will find another dimension behind the bathroom mirror. During Calli's breakdown of Yuul's turn, Gura simply refuses to let that idea go. Eventually, Calli acquiesces...
Gura: Can I roll to check behind the mirror. Please?
Calli: Sure. Roll Perception.
Gura: C'mon, RNGsus...
(Gura rolls 4 D10 with two successes)
Gura: LET'S GOOOOO!
Calli: Alright, Scout, with two successes you march up to the mirror because you know some funny business is going on. You reach to see if you can open that mirror and oh my God, you can. You open that mirror and you discover another world!
Kiara: What? What!?
Calli: The World of Cockroach Society. There's fifty cockroaches hiding behind the mirror, as you have discovered their nest. They can fly.
Meanwhile, as Watoto scavenges parts from the TV, Tiara's bird Uhu gets hungry. Tiara asks Watoto if he's got a worm on him to feed the bird.
Ame: Can the bird eat the worm?
Calli: Sure, absolutely! If you guys consent to it, sure!
Ame: What kind of worm are we talking about? We talking about the same worm here?
Gura: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Calli: You know what I mean! If you consent to allowing — Listen to me! If you consent to allowing Uhu to eat the worm, the double thumbs up!
Ame: The worm on my head?
Calli: Exactly! That kind of worm!
- Not to mention the entire reason Tiara thought Watoto had a worm for Uhu was because he explained his pact with the Wyrm badly.
After the above conversation, Uhu accidently ends up wounding Watato's hand in search of the worm. Tiara apologizes for that and proceeds to blow on Watato.
Tiara: I am so sorry Watato! I am so sorry, ara. Does it hurt, ara? Should I blow on it to make it better, ara?
(Tiara starts blowing air)
Watoto: Oh-hohoho, nice.
Meanwhile, after being chased out of their motel room by the roaches, Yuul and Scout have the misfortune of walking up to Tiara and Watato's room just in time to hear all this, and decide to just take their chances with the roaches instead.
Scout: Uhhh. I'm gonna go check on the cockroaches...
Yuul: I think I've got to go back as well, umm...
Scout: I'm gonna go teach em' to do some tricks... or somethin'.
The girls walk out of the motel they are staying in to find their car stolen. While getting ready to follow Uhu to its location, Yuul looks for a flashlight, and Watoto for a shopping cart - which he finds, being pushed by a homeless man. Scout and Watoto decide to accost him for it to Yuul and Tiara's exasperation.
Kiara: They choose violence, every day when they wake up.
- More accurately, Watoto tries to convince him to give them the shopping cart, only for Scout to notice and decide to just tackle the guy and steal the cart, forcing Watoto to just go along with it.
After obtaining the shopping cart, Yuul attempts to drive the shopping cart. Calli allows it, albeit at a penalty. Meanwhile, chat explodes in references to Botan's Trials streams, and everyone has a laugh picturing the four of them trying to ride the cart.
They discover their van in a junkyard, and while escaping they get surrounded by giant thorny vines growing around them. Scout comes up with a plan of starting a fire to break free, and siphons out a bit of gasoline from their van. Watoto discovers a lighter in his pocket, and then gets the idea of sucking up a mouthful of gasoline and spraying it like a fire-breather. He rolls a CRITICAL SUCCESS, and this gets them out of their predicament.
And throughout the entire session, Gura completely forgot that Scout's sister was still sitting in their truck. Even after they left to go on a mission that would take several hours at least.

Session 2

Calli stumbles over the Mythbreakers name and it comes out as "Mythbakers". This leads to a brief tangent onto bacon and Shake'n'Bake.
The juxtaposition of the fact that after the party initially splits up, Watato is giving Tiara flowers while Yuul and Scout are being attacked by vines.
After Yuul gets stuck in a hole, Scout is again given the choice to use either her pickaxe or her pants to help her out. She chooses her pants, and forgets to put them on until much later.
Gura: Wait, do I have my pants back on?
Right after Tiara gets caught out by the group's stalker and shot off the wall of the hedge maze, landing on Watoto, Calli decides to do a scene transition to Scout and Yuul. Before that, she notices that someone is drawing on Roll 20 screen and calls them out on it; Gura had been doodling notes on the interface and didn't think it was a shared screen, and while Calli had allowed it to continue, Kiara noted how she basically came down on them as sternly as an angry teacher.
While stuck in the hedge maze, the party tries to climb up the hedges to escape from giant dog-like creatures patrolling the area. Watoto tries to attack them with his sound gun, but doesn't roll any successes. The dogs end up becoming happy instead.
Chat: Task failed successfully
Then after Watato managed to make the uninjured dog happy with his sound gun, Tiara proceeds to shoot it with her revolver anyway, just cause it tried to harm Watato to begin with, much to both his and chat's shock.
Later, when Watoto has to throw mushrooms at the dogs, it predictably sends them into a Mushroom Samba, complete with a lengthy and detailed description from Calli of the dogs dazedly stumbling around and walking into things.
After managing to follow the drugged dogs out of the hedge maze, Watoto and Tiara find a house in the woods. Relieved, the two use their walkie-talkies to radio Yuul and Scout - unaware of both their whereabouts and the fact they are currently hiding from said house's owner since the party was split up - which immediately gave away their hiding spots. What makes this even more hilarious is that because of the tabletop setting, Amelia knew that radioing the other two would put them in danger but went along with it because it was in character.
While trying to take out the sniper pointing his rifle at the hidden Scout and Yuul, Tiara rolled 8d10>8 and scored zero successes. She didn't score any actual failure rolls, but her shot ended up missing the sniper and scarring Yuul across the cheek. All while imbued with a concoction that improved her agility and dexterity.
Kiara: (laughs hysterically) 8 DICES!!? 8 DICES AND i MISSED!!?? 8 DICES!!?
Ina: Heh. First Time?
From within the Hedge, they find a mirror. Scout again takes up her conviction that this mirror goes to another world. They bravely step in... and find themselves at the old motel, cockroaches and all.
The repairmen they called last session finally arrived, tacos in hand. Without the van, though, they just decide to ask for a lift to the nearest town. The repairmen describe the town's facilities, including its own McDonald's. Tiara immediately asks if they have a KFP, only to be told there's a KFT. She's a little confused at first, but goes with it.
Throughout the session, for seemingly no reason, the models would end up disappearing. This required Calli to set up new rooms every time this happened, eventually resulting in a prolonged break to resolve the issue. With the others it wasn't as noticeable, but whenever Calli disappeared her hands holding the GM book would remain on screen.

Session 3

Technical troubles forces the campaign to come to a halt while Calli tried to work out the issues. In the meantime, the girls all goof around by playing with the size of their models, such as Ina shrinking and standing on top of Gura's head, or Kiara turning into a giant. Ultimately, the session was cancelled^note as they loaded up Gartic Phone to fill the time. An impromptu singing of "Dragostei Din Tei" by O-Zone breaks out, but Calli thinks they're singing the T.I./Rihanna remix from 2007.

Session 3. 5 - Hunters Party Hard

While shopping for clothes, Scout asks for something made of suede and has tassels. She was expecting maybe some leather chaps, but the shop keeper brings her a tasseled suede onesie jumpsuit. Scout can't afford it so asks for something else. The shopkeeper brings her a new shirt at a price of $50, but Scout is causing such a ruckus about not spending her paycheck that the shopkeeper lowers the price to $20 on the condition that all of them leave the shop immediately.
The illiterate Scout asks Watoto to read the text on the back of her new shirt. Watoto reads "S T I N K Y", and then concludes that it's just the clothing brand. Calli quips "makes sense for a mustard yellow shirt".
Vic seems very enthusiastic about this mission. Much to Scout's chargin.
Vic: WOOO!!! Love cake stands!
Scout: We're gonna die...
The cast gets to the vampire party, and Calli puts on the BGM — and the chat doesn't overlook that it's Ollie's BGM.
After infiltrating a high class party of vampire socialites, Scout manages to spike the punch bowl with some laxative-laced champagne. Gura was adamant in making sure that Scout would be able to pull this off and spends most of the chapter looking for food to put them in.
Dominic mistakes Watoto as Tiara's pet, and asks what breed it is. Tiara just calls him "Watoto breed." He then starts flirting with Tiara (with an Italian mobster accent), and Tiara rolls with it to make a very steamy conversation... but then gives the condition that Watoto join her. Meanwhile, Watoto, who's downed all of Tiara's shots in her stead, is weakly begging for water.
Scout tries to learn about the dinner party's course meals in order to find a good opportunity to slip in laxatives. Her attempt to ask a guest goes poorly and her awkward flirting with the head chef goes even worse. Yuul tries to help by speaking in Italian, failing badly but distracting them long enough for Scout to slip it in the lasanga.
Even when her character is in a potential life-or-death situation, Ina just can't resist throwing in a pun.
Antonio: You're not really a waiter, are ya? I'm getting some weird vibes from you.
Yuul: Yeah, I'd say I'm more of a "go-getter" person than a waiter, sir.
Antonio: [laughs] Oh, and you're a comedian! You're comedian now, aren't ya?
While Yuul is fighting for the team's life in a card game, Scout, once again, decides to take off her pants to use them as a slingshot for an improvised molotov cocktail.
Scout basically manages to single-handedly ruin the Romano family's reputation all on her own, just by slipping vampire-grade laxatives into the dinner party's lasagna. It even makes front news page in the local papers.
Calli: Their reputation has been soiled, along with—
Gura: And so have their pants!

Session 4: The Circus Comes To TOWN

Before the session even begins, Calli talks about the technical issues regarding the collab and explains that everyone is cardboard, but that it should be okay since all their voices are distinct. At that moment Kiara, Gura and Ina (later joined by Calli) put on a deep voice filter so nobody can tell who's talking until Kiara laughs. Kiara then adopts a Valley Girl character, much to Calli's ire, and tells an incredibly convincing story one would expect out of a Valley girl.
When Calli lays out the potential of character deaths this time, Gura threatens "if you kill me I'll come back as a Valley Girl just to spite you." Kiara extrapolates this idea to a "Valley Girl TTRPG", with everyone like a different type of Barbie, and Calli as Ken.
Madam M tells the hunters about a carnival in town, featuring some clown-themed musical act who loves drinking Straygo soda, but she doesn't remember the band's name. When the hunters arrive at the carnival, they learn that the musical act is the Mad Jester Clan featuring Scooby 3 Superlit and Pacifist K.
After Kid offers to lower his prices for Tiara and Yuul if they give him a kiss, Watoto opens his turn to haggle by offering him one, and when Kid seems disgusted, he doubles down and threatens to kiss him if he doesn't lower his prices. It doesn't work.
Scout bargains with Kid for some sort of disguise at the carnival in case of danger. After going through suits based off the mascots of the other players (for instance, a KFT mascot suit, and two variants of Bubba — a standard doglike Bubba costume and a humanoid one) Kid sells her a fursuit of Brash Candicoot. Scout then spends the entire chapter from the moment they get to the carnival wearing the costume, to the point that when the group get their faces painted to blend in, Scout has the costume's face painted instead.
After the transition into the Dark World, Calli describes the sky as ominously black and sounding like it's whispering. Kiara jokingly throws out that Tiara pulls her gun and opens fire at the sky, which Calli accepts as Tiara's real action, resulting in Tiara scaring about twenty people into jumping into the river to their deaths and a group of not-Juggalos pulling knives in a panic.
Once they're in the Dark World, Watoto is worried about the kids at the carnival who've been separated from their parents, so he devises a plan to collect them somewhere safe. His plan involves getting Scout (still dressed in a Bandicoot costume) and Yuul to awkwardly dance at a chicken coop to lure them over there.
After Scout and Watoto decide to distract a ghost by lighting a haybale on fire, Gura jokes that she was going to set the entire chicken coop on fire with all the lost children still inside. Kiara calls back to Tiara firing at the sky and tries to persuade Calli into making Scout actually do it.
After Watoto is lowered on a rope into the void inside the not-Disney castle, finding that the gravity inside caused him to fall up, he calls the others from a high window and assures them it's safe to just jump in. The three follow suit and jump in, only to fall way too fast and be launched out the same window and back onto the ground outside.

Session 5: Seeing Double

The EN curse hit during introductions. Calli admitted she was running a speed test, but it brought the stream offline for a few seconds. When it returned, Amelia's avatar was glitched out and discolored. She fixed it, but not before everyone pointed it out. She says she ate too many of Watoto's mushrooms.
Tiara makes an effort to talk to the ghosts that appeared before the party, but she breaks character and addresses them as "Takanashi Kiara". The others laugh and Calli calls it an effect of crossing dimensions.
When the hunters encounter strange mirrors, Calli mentions that there's something strange about the beings shown in the reflections. On that word, the Chumbuds started spamming "STREAM REFLECT" in the chat.
Tiara stabbing her doll in the thigh, only for her mirror self to react in pain and beg her to stop? Horrifying. Tiara then proceeding to stab her doll 6 times in a row, only to realize too late that the POV change meant she herself has received 6 Lethal damage? Hilarious.
After causing the death of their doppelgangers, all 4 of the crew are traumatized by the image of their own selves dying and are forced to roll a sanity roll to barely maintain their sense of self. All except for Scout, who rolls 4 successes, and somehow manages to find meaning in her death.

Session 6: Hello, Neighbors.

The masked individuals that subject the party to an attempted Deadly Game are slowly revealed to be their relatives that have chosen to revel in otherworldly power.
- Tiara's brother first lets it slip with a "ara", setting the chain of reveals in motion.
- Scout's parents unmask themselves, and Scout is as sassy as ever. She deliberately provokes her father by telling him she crashed the Ford, and he habitually storms off to grab his belt buckle to beat her up.
  Scout: You can take the idiot out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the idiot!

Session 7: Finale

To get everyone up to speed, Calli included fun-facts related to each character by noting that the fandom expected the goblin-like Watoto to be the original murder hobo of the group, when he was actually the most successful with social interactions. Scout was pointed to be the actual murder hobo of the group with many of successful actions involving intimidations and morality checks.
A slip of the tongue gets Calli to call Tiara "Tiwawa."
While going over Watoto's character, she details that he's a servant of the Wyrm. Kiara still thinks it's an actual worm, even though they did try and clarify that in a previous session. When Calli further explains that the symbol of the Wyrm on his hand is an IOU to the Wyrm, Gura asks what an IOU is. Kiara, trying to be witty, explains it means "I owe you" and gets it correct by pure accident. Ina takes the opportunity to punctuate it with a rimshot.
Previously on… Mythbreakers, the team's been tasked with escaping from the locked-down bar as a test to see if they are capable of combating an incoming threat. However, a separate threat broke into the bar and knocked the team out with sleeping gas. The sleep-deprived Yuul is actually celebrating over getting some overdue rest.
Gura: Involuntary naptime, let's goooooo!
Calli expounds that the masked thieves were led by Tiara's brother, who had claimed a mask from Egypt with mystical power, gone Drunk with Power, and assembled the cast's family members into a crew of hunters-turned-thieves.
As the gang gets full control and gets their bearings, the first thing they do is attend to Madam M, who's been shot by the masked thieves. The crew explain that the robbers are their family members, and since operates on the principle of "family's debts carry over" she tries to make the crew owe her. Except for Yuul, whose family isn't involved.
When Madam M decides to release the crew from the Mythbreakers so that she can go and care for her son, Scout pipes up with the possibility that the robber crew might go after her son, too, after robbing the establishment blind. The possibility shocks Madam M and the crew leverage this (and her injury) to coerce her into letting them be her escorts.
As they pull up to the soccer field at the local college, they're amazed that Madam M's eight-year-old son is outperforming his twenty-year-old opponents. Ina doubts if he's even human, while Gura mishears his age and thought he's secretly eighty. Madam M declines to talk about his father, Tiara slyly asks if Vic's the father. Madam M firmly denies that and starts retching from the thought and motion sickness. Tiara concurs, and as if on cue, Vic enters the scene, to everyone's groaning.
Yuul receives a call from Dr. Oopsie who's made a breakthrough and is keen to share it. A nervous Yuul's first response is to pretend that reception is poor as an excuse to hang up.
They pick out a crack in a wall that seems to have been hastily sealed up. Scout quickly analyzes it to be wood, and despite having a pickaxe that can smash it down with ease, she suggests to throw Watoto instead. Watoto makes an incendiary to try and burn down the wall, and they can't help but laugh that they're casually committing arson. They try and fail to convince Vic to shield them from the impending flames, and resort to threatening with Tiara giving him a Death Glare.
When calculating damage from the ensuing explosion, Yuul takes some minor damage, but "you'll be fine." Cue rimshot from Kiara. When Yuul rolls a perception to examine a dark hallway some plot beats later, "you'll see" also gets another rimshot.
Ina: It's my cousin, Yuul C. Everything.
As they journey into the depths of Dr. Oopsie's lab, they encounter the Wyrm which only Watoto can speak with. Watoto is told that it's time for "his reckoning" and the Wyrm is going to receive "the present he's been promised." The rest of the crew think it's a like Christmas present, and when Watoto's been told that he's been "a crucial part of the plan," Watoto interprets it as "he's the present." This causes Calli to crack up enough to break character.
While Watoto is conversing with the Wyrm, the rest of the crew open the next door to "a sight that they never thought they'd see." Ina's immediate response: "My graduation paper?"
The mad Dr. Oopsie unveils her plan to appease the Wyrm by replicating the Hedge, but it needs humans to govern, and she intends to use the crew as sacrifices to it. Tiara's immediate response is to shoot Dr. Oopsie in the head. It blows off Dr. Oopsie's mask and she collapses to the floor, unconscious but not dead. Yuul is freaking out because she won't have a mentor to grade her paper.
The Wyrm unleashes a mental attack on the crew. Scout succumbs, Yuul yells her name, and a slip of the finger causes unfitting banjo to accidentally play. Watoto holds out, and the Wyrm attempts to intimidate him, only for Watoto to stoicly try to negotiate another trade.
When the Wyrm allows chaos to consume the artificial Hedge, the party is attacked by a large being with three arms, the third one with a Hook Hand, much like what Yuul encountered in her tutorial session. Or as Gura puts it, "the Hash-Slinging Slasher."
To escape the beast, they proceed down a steep rocky cliff. After several failed attempts at slowing the beast down, they realize that the cliff is getting steeper, almost leading into a dark ravine. Scout offers to remove her pants, wondering if it'll come in handy somehow.
After the Wyrm makes good on Watoto's Deal with the Devil and takes over his body, Watoto gets opportunities to struggle for control.
- For Watoto's first turn of lucidity, he rummages his pockets... and eats a "mental mushroom". He does this since he's immune to the effects of the mushroom he eats, but the Wyrm sure isn't!
- When the Wyrm stops tripping balls and regains control, the rest of the cast give half-hearted attempts to call out to him. It all comes off as ineffectual and Ina plays Losing Horns from her soundboard.
- Scout thinks about tossing a mysterious Hedge mushroom into the screaming Wyrm-toto's mouth to forcibly feed it to him. Calli proposes several ways to do it to get as much of an advantage as she can, one of which is using her pants as a slingshot which Scout is reluctant to do.
- Tiara's attempt to win back Watoto with The Power of Friendship is by joining hands with the others and singing a song. Ina suggests the "Fun Song" from Spongebob Squarepants. This all takes a combined Persuasion and Manipulation check — but Scout's only got 1 die to contribute, so she reluctantly asks "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
- When the song roll fails, they instead win back Watoto by invoking a Good-Times Montage... although the memories involve things like stealing batteries from the hotel and flipping rocks in the corn field. The Wyrm recoils from both cringe and disbelief.
Calli forgets to reset her voice changer and continues narrating in the Wyrm's deep booming voice until Kiara reminds her. She rolls with it: "The Wyrm is ready to continue the fight."
The cast eventually repels the Wyrm and it offers a deal — stay away from the supernatural world, and it won't bother them any more. Yuul tries to bargain for further details to ensure that their families and loved ones don't get involved, causing more "psychic damage" that wears on its patience. After Scout hastily agrees to the deal before it gets altered, Tiara has the gall to ask to regenerate Watoto's leg. The Wyrm takes major offense to that and bluntly rejects her request.
The cast returns to the real world and Yuul gets a phone call from Vic of all people, who offers them a lift to return to civilization. Amelia reminds Ina of their deal with the Wyrm and Yuul abruptly hangs up on him.
Watoto reminds them they need an ambulance and they're a little worried of the cost. Kiara suggests that they may not necessarily be in America, where ambulances are absurdly expensive; perhaps they're in Europe!

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