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Episode 189: The Gang's All Together starts with the holoX girls being bored on New Years Eve, and La+ excitedly deciding to get everyone to do a "YEAH!" Shot to ring in the new year. Koyori comes up with a drug to surpass space and time (which Lui lampshades is powerful enough to take over the world on her own) just to get everyone together:
- Iroha finds Korone, Nene and Shion struggling to keep the clock tower's minute hand from landing on midnight, with Pekora telling them to let it go since it'll be the year of the rabbit.
- Koyori finds Fubuki, Sora, Mio, and AZKi doing a game show, and she gets Fubuki's answer right. The question?
  Fubuki: Which year was this New Year's sunrise?
  Mio: Like anyone'd know!
- Chloe finds Moona, Risu, and Iofi eating sushi made by Kanata. Unfortunately, Kanata's 50kg grip strength has rendered the sushi inedible.
- Lui finds Luna, Matsuri, Mel, Choco, and Okayu sleeping together, and wonders if she has to wake them up.
- Noel and Flare are sharing a tender moment in a space shuttle... only for the camera to pan to Marine who's desparately hanging on to avoid being Thrown Out the Airlock.
- Haachama is using Botan in her shopping cart to chase after Ayame, Aqua, Roboco, Towa and Polka. Haachama's logic is that they're running east for the new year to come faster as they zip past Chloe.
- HoloMyth are watching Subaru giving Watame a backbreaker, with Council and Indonesia Gen 2 & 3 looking on from the big screen^note. Calli wonders if they should stop them, to which Ina gives a small noncommittal "Hmm".^note It turns out the fight started because Watame wrote "BBQ Chicken" on Subaru's forehead.
- Suisei, Miko, Lamy, and AkiRose are in an igloo and freezing their butts off, except Lamy who is a snow half-elf and completely drunk.
- Then everyone finally arrives at the office with La+ taking a picture. Then she triggers a door which causes everyone except holoX to fall down a trapdoor, with everyone except Koyori telling her she overdid it.
Episode 191: Concert! And We're doing it Live! is a cleverly disguised advertisement episode for Suisei's second Sololive concert "Shout in Crisis" where she has her friends (Flare, Aqua, Kanata, and Miko) into posing to form word "LIVE". Miko tells Suisei she can't form the "E" with the latter telling her "Not with that attitude", and demonstrates it while Miko is horrified. Suisei apologizes to Kanata for not forming the "V", and they check her phone when they realize there's no "E" pose, and looks at Miko like she did something wrong. They tell her it's not her fault since the concert is in two weeks, and encourage her, but she thinks she'll fail, until they start singing about an actual snail in the room, which does form an "E", and the poster was Suisei's Death Glare from "Need For Speed". Miko tears through the poster asking what about her contributions before the episode actually ends.
Episode 192: Ahaha! Indonesia! marks Risu's debut^TechnicallyShe actually showed up in episode 188, but this is her first full episode instead of a cameo in the series as she runs around in circles with Korone. Korone then catches and grabs Risu's tail, accidentally tearing it off in the process.
- Risu's initially terrified of this, but spontaneously reveals she grew a new tail. Korone, however, turns to reveal that it's her own tail that fell off, and threatens to call the police unless Risu figures out how to fix it.
- While Choco declines to help them and Shion's attempt makes things worse, Koyori pervertedly asks them to clarify what they're going to do with the tail.
- It turns out Korone also regrows her tail, and its bud can be pulled back out "like a box of tissues."
Episode 193: Mind Your Indonesian marks Moona's debut in Hologra.
- For starters, La+ asks Moona to confirm if idols drink 3+ gallons of milk every day. Moona says no, and it irritates La+ because she learned that from Chloe
  Chloe: Maybe don't fall for it.
- La+ tries to get Moona to teach her Indonesian to assist with holoX's attempts at world domination. Moona is reluctant until La+ coerces her by holding one of Pekora's carrots hostage.
- The Indonesian lesson is just Moona making fun of La+.
  Moona: Tandukku terbuat dari Stirofoam! ^Translation "My horns are made of Styrofoam!
  La+: Tandukku terbuat dari Stirofoam!
  (Moona snickers to La+'s confusion)
  Moona: Biasanya dipakai buat kirim barang. ^Translation They're most useful as cushions.
  (Moona snickers some more)
- La+ angrily retorts that her horns are not styrofoam until she breaks her right horn, revealing that yes, they're styrofoam. Moona then claims that this is her power as a Moon Goddess.
- Lui looks up the names of the various Moon Gods and Goddesses and doesn't find Moona's name on the list. Moona replies that she's only an indie and the market on Moon Gods and Goddesses is incredibly crowded and a warzone. She then just leaves without repairing Laplus' horn.
  La+: Wait, turn my horns back to normal!
- Hell, just the very fact that La+ demands Moona to teach her Indonesian despite being able to fully understand it just fine.
Episode 194: A Lick of Paint is finally Iofi's debut episode:
- Mio enters the room and meets Iofi and greets her in Indonesian. Then she sees Lamy in the background acting like a drug addict sucking on a marker and drinking her sake. Mio tries to confiscate the marker until Iofi explains to her that it's "paint's that's seems edible but aren't, but partially edible" while Lamy shakes uncontrollably. She then tries to get Mio to sell them, but they ended up going bankrupt instead.
- Lamy somehow got out of her paint addiction and offers Iofi quick money while Mio begins the exact same paint marker habit Lamy was on. Then Iofi wakes up bound to a table and sees Choco and Lamy. Lamy reveals she signed her up for "alien space for money", to which Choco holds a giant syringe and sticks it in her.
- Iofi wakes up and Choco tells her she went from Io"fifteen" to Io"fifty" and is blessed with life experience and magnanimity and tells her to heal Lamy's broken heart. Lamy then calls her "mama" and Choco tells her Lamy's addiction are gone. Lamy says the guinea pig job ended and Iofi is back to normal. Iofi, Lamy and Choco put their arms on each other, but ends with Mio yelling that their situation was self-inflicted.
Episode 195: Holo Drift which is about Botan using her infamous shopping cart as a taxi:
- Pekora hails for a taxi, but ends up hailing Botan. Botan asks her if she knew her from somewhere. Pekora tells her that she's an idol, and Botan says she's met with interesting passengers (La+, and Marine). When they finally arrive to Pekora's destination, she ends up being exhausted because she was the one who was pushing the shopping cart while Botan chills in the basket.
- Then Nene hails Botan to chase after AkiRose on a Rollator Royce, and decides to get serious and catches up with her AkiRose compliments her for keeping up, then comes the biggest hermit in hololive (Aqua) on a bean sprout, and then A-chan on a rolling chair, and then finally Fubuki with a gamepad (because she's a speedrunner). Botan sees them as Worthy Opponents, and Nene complains after having ran so much.
- When chasing down the Rollator Royce, Botan briefly pulls an enitre stick shift assembly from hammerspace just to catch up. Leaving Nene unable to comprehend what just happened.
- And the biggest punchline? La+, Marine, Pekora, and Nene didn't have to run. Botan's shopping cart can drive by itself, meaning all that running they did wasn't necessary, and Botan didn't bother to tell them that.
Episode 196: Eat or be EaTentacle marks Ina's official HoloGra debut.^noteNot counting episode 172, where she and Gura appeared early before their respective official 3D showcases.
- She's first shocked to learn that the other girls are eating takoyaki, all made from octopus tentacles mysteriously sprouting from a closet. She ineffectually punches Haato and Luna for this misuse, but they don't even feel her.
  Ina: How dare you waste tentacles! Eat this! Raging Tako Punch!
  Towa: Cute.
- The office is attacked by tentacles erupting from the floor. Marine gets tangled in it, with whatever's going on covered in mosaic. She's clearly enjoying this, even asking for more when the tentacles are sated. Luna is disgusted.
  Luna: You happy now?
  Marine: Another round, please!
  (Luna kicks Marine out of the office room in disgust)
Episode 197: Forgetaburger sees Kiara make her official debut (outside of a background cameo in Episode 189).
- Despite KFP "stonks" (yes, she uses that exact word) going up, Kiara decides to open up a new subsidiary to help boost her revenue. There are just two problems with this: first, she gave her menu items such needlessly long names that even she struggles to remember them; and second, her new "phoenix burger" joint is right inside the Hololive office.
- Kanata and Nene try to deliver "two double-cheese phoenix burgers with extra virgin olive oil and no whipped cream", but Matsuri says they delivered the wrong order. The girls realize that all their menu items look more or less the same, and decide to diversify.
  Nene: Let's just serve this. (holds up Kiara's sword on a plate)
  Kiara: That's my sword.
  AZKi: Drive-thru order's ready! (carrying Kiara's shield with a burger on it)
  Kiara: That's my shield!
- Kiara then grabs the burger off her shield and flings it as soon as AZKi points out another customer. It's A-Chan, inexplicably falling off the building. She obviously doesn't get the burger, because the window she passes by is closed, causing it to bounce off of it and land on the floor.
- The customer demand soon becomes too much for the current supply, especially given that the girls are fresh out of phoenixes (remember, Kiara herself is a phoenix). Kiara promptly decides to pick up her weapons and cull the customer base, though she doesn't succeed.
- As the girls complain that running the business is like herding cats, Okayu appears right on cue, clinging to the window like a gecko, and suggests substituting the burger patties with onigiri. Needless to say, this ends up tanking the new restaurant's ratings until the webpage for it is shut down entirely (complete with Okayu showing up on the 404 message display). Despite A-Chan's reassurances, Kiara can only bemoan her failure to get her latest enterprise off the ground as the posters and banners for the burger joint burn up and crumble to ash (with Okayu still hanging from the window outside).
Episode 198: Reaper What You Sow marks Calli's official debut episode since her 3D appearance in episode 189.
- The episode begins with Calli surrounded by the seemingly lifeless bodies of Lamy, AkiRose, and Noel, which Shion thinks she killed. Calli repeatedly tries to tell her it's Not What It Looks Like, but Shion flees in panic each time. Shion seeing Calli as the threatening reaper she's often mythologized as only makes the latter's bad impression even worse.
- Shion summons Ayame with a spell, who appears to relaxing and who casually greets Calli, before nearly falling, forcing Calli to dive to save her. As Shion runs off once more, she ends up in an alley and is confronted by Calli carrying a now unconscious Ayame on her left shoulder. Shion tries to blast her spells at her, which forces Calli to use her scythe.
  Calli: Excuse my rudeness, could you please... Senpai.
- Shion wakes up on the same rooftop and, after panicking over Noel for a bit, realizes that the girls are not dead, but passed-out drunk. Turns out Calli was just chilling with her senpai over drinks, to which Shion complains that she didn't tell her. Calli responds that she had been trying to do exactly that, and admits she had to harvest her soul and then put it back (which has about the same effect as knocking her out cold), to the latter's ire.
  Shion: I knew it! You are a murderer!
  Calli: Look I put it back, okay?
  Shion: You're so casual about it. I say nah to killy-killy!
  Ayame: 'Tis I Nahkilly.
- Shion angrily drags a now awoken Ayame off, the latter holding a bottle of sake. As Calli observes this, the short ends with her reassuring she won't kill anyone...
  Calli: ...Not yet.
Episode 199: Last Time was the Last Time:
- In preparation to the hololive EXPO, the crabgator, lawnmower, Boba and Moai hypes themselves up, but Fubuki tells them they can't go because there's no office exhibit, and won't come back next year.
- Fubuki tries to smooth things over how each of them has a place in hololive, except Moai because it's a nuisance.
- Moai then goes on a kaiju-like rampage, Fubuki tells it the five words before it Disappears into Light.
Episode 200: Gawr Gura Gnawing marks Gura's proper debut in Hologra.
- Right away, Gura starts poking at pink poop with her trident, which she immediately brings in the office. When Flare asks about it, Gura does martial arts movements with her trident, impressing Mel but Flare immediately chastises her.
  Gura: My power!
  Mel: (impressed) Ooh!
  Flare: Don't be impressed!
- Flare immediately orders Gura to clean her trident, which she does in the office. Flare lectures her about how she can't bring it in the office, how unidol-like Gura is being, and how it'll bother everyone, while Mel is doing sexy poses in the background. Gura then instinctively bites Flare's arm, who screams and tries to get her off her arm.
  Flare: (screams)
  Gura: (muffled) Can't fight my instincts.
  Flare: Say what?
  Gura: I'm eating to live!
  Mel: Don't gotta eat people.
- Once Gura lets go, she sees Okayu biting her tail, with Koyori biting Okayu's. Gura comments on them being a Holocentipede, which Flare smacks her for not making sense.
- This cause Gura's tooth to fall out, which she collects in a jar full of teeth as her proof of life because she thinks Japan does the same for umbilical cords. Flare refutes that and, when Gura asked what to do with the jar of teeth, she told her to throw it at the roof. Gura does so, with everyone looking joyful about it, only for it to curve and land in the same bucket she was cleaning the poop off her trident with, to everyone's horror and despair.
  Mel: The proof of Gura-chan's existence!
  Flare: It fell in the dirty water!
  Gura: My life's pure shit...
- The episode ends with Mel beckoning Gura over like a dog, while in the background Okayu is smelling the trident and vomiting rainbows.
Episode 201: WTB Sidekick rounds out the HoloMyth debuts in HoloGra with Amelia Watson.
- The episode starts with Ame enjoying a cup of tea in her Smol form underneath AZKi's skirt. Next moment, she's back in her regular form (either that or she and Smol Ame switched places/timelines, we'll never know), leaving AZKi understandably shocked. This gets Ame kicked into a wall, leaving her head stuck in it until she pulls herself free.
- Ame then claims she needs an assistant to help her with her case work. AZKi flat-out refuses (likely due to the above incident), and Aqua self-destructs when Ame overwhelms her with her request. The latter moment got a lot of comparisons to Hitori Gotou by viewers, though Aqua got better in the next episode.
- While wondering why nobody will be her assistant, Ame is shown sticking an egg in the microwave. The egg turns into a baby chick when she opens the oven, then back into an egg when she closes and opens it again.
- The only willing recruit is Chloe, who decides to defect from holoX to be Ame's assistant. The reason she gives? Betraying her organization would make for good life experience.
- Once the two get to work, Ame is quickly overwhelmed by her case load as the other holomems load her down with trivial cases, none of which involve actual mysteries. For example, Botan wants her to find a missing nail clipper, Koyori wants her ears cleaned, and Shion insists that Chloe take a bath.
- Finally, Ame flees in a panic and tells Chloe to inform the others of her untimely demise as she throws herself off a waterfall (as a Mythology Gag to The Final Problem), much to the orca's horror. The ending shot is of Ame floating down the river upside-down, her legs and skirt comically sticking out of the water.
  Chloe: WATSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Episode 205: Lost and Phoned has Mel despondent over having lost her phone.
- Subaru trolls her by claiming that whoever took her phone has now hacked into it, only for Mel to say that she only misplaced it.
- Shion then pulls out Lolexa to assist, only for it to reveal that Mel's phone is in the ocean for some reason, prompting Subaru to make up a fake phenomenon where phones mysteriously teleport somewhere else.
- Shion proceeds to do the simple solution by just calling Mel's phone, and sure enough, Mel instantly finds her phone.
- When Shion calls out Lolexa for lying about the location, Lolexa immediately states it wasn't lying. The three girls promptly look out the window... to reveal the office floating around in the middle of the ocean! At least Mel got her phone back...?
Episode 209: It's May, Yo
- The episode opens with Koyori having developed an addiction to mayonnaise (HIJIKATA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!), all while Nenechi begs her to stop. When a bewildered Aki asks how this happened, Nene explains that Koyori turned to the condiment to cope when every connector hadn't been standardized to USB Type-C.
- To try and help her, La+ sends Koyori fishing for some reason. Koyori is still trying to fish for mayonnaise, yeeting out a can of tuna in the process. Suddenly, walking and talking bottles of ketchup and soy sauce appear to try and convince Koyori to try other condiments. An enraged Koyori whips out a giant syringe containing a drug that converts other liquids into mayonnaise and attacks the ketchup bottle with it.
- The soy sauce begs Nene and Aki to save their dear friend, which leads Nene to try and standardize every connector into USB Type-C. La+ enters the scene, holding a floppy disk, leading to a three-way war between the USB faction, the floppy disk faction, and the mayonnaise faction. The episode ends with Choco prescribing Koyori some medicine, with an X-ray showing a whole mayonnaise bottle inside Koyori's stomach.
Episode 210: Angel or Demon? Hope has descended as IRyS makes her debut into Hologra!
- IRyS tries to play chess against Towa, while Kanata is influencing her angel side and injecting her with hope. Not only is she's clearly losing horrendously as she's in checkmate no matter what move she does but she's left with only her king surrounded by Towa's entire black pieces.
- Any time Kanata or Towa touches IRyS, she gets influenced depending on whether they are influencing the nephilim's angel or demon side. Additionally, IRyS switches from speaking English to Japanese when Towa touches her.
  Towa: (grabs IRyS) But are angels like that?
  IRyS: Well, they are yes-men who do whatever God tells them to.
  Kanata: (indignant) Is that your opinion of me?!
- When Towa mentions that there are plenty of girls on the dark side, she lists Choco-sensei, Mel and Calli. She hesitates before listing Matsuri, Koyori and Marine as well. Kanata quips how those three are unlike the first three.
- When Towa and Kanata asked if IRyS can be influenced by other beings like humans, IRyS goes into demon mode and arrogantly ask for a human, which is then pointed out by Towa smirking and grabbing her.
  Kanata: You stay away, Towa!
  Towa: She'll be fine as a demon, come on!
- Chloe then proudly shows up, representing humanity. Kanata is unimpressed, which causes Chloe to grab IRyS. Chloe's influence warps IRyS into being lazy as the both of them sleep in a kotatsu and catch a cold, forsaking work. Both Towa and Kanata can only remark at their stupidity.
  Towa and Kanata: Humanity is... so foolish...
Episode 211: Face the Wrath of Mother Nature sets Fauna's debut into Hologra.
- Fauna attempts to blend in holoX HQ as a tree alongside the fried chicken tree, much to Lui, Chloe and Iroha's stunned silence. She then tries to get them to abandon world domination in favor of a upstanding life.
  Chloe: Says the trespasser.
  Fauna: I'm an upstanding trespasser!
  Chloe: Oxymoron!
- Lui asked why she's at their HQ. Apparently she got kicked out of the office because she completely filled it with vegetation. Fauna heard the staff say "grass" a lot, assuming "touch some grass," only for Fauna to misunderstand it as literally touch some grass.
  Fauna: Japanese is hard...
- Iroha suggests she huff their cat, which causes Fauna to calm down and decide to become the Keeper of Cats instead. Chloe quips that she's just a pet owner.
- Lui offers her the position of their gatekeeper, which Chloe attempted to make her do menial tasks for her. When Chloe refuses an apple, after she asked for tea, Fauna reminds them not to cross Mother Nature. When pressed on what she'll do to them if they do, Fauna tells them that she'll make it rain on the day of travel, make them step on dog poop, and drown in quicksand. The three all agree she needs to be the Keeper of Nature again to get rid of her.
- By saying that holoX is too small for her compared to the world, that La+ is too short, how unnatural for her to guard a man-made hideout, and that she'll be able to huff numerous cats as part of nature, Fauna remember what she needed to do and leaves. Chloe tells her not to come back, which Iroha smacks her for being too obvious.
- One running sequence later, Fauna stuns the three members by coming back with her resume for joining holoX (which just lists her YT channel's milestones, live appearances and original songs). The three of them can only facepalm at her.
  Fauna: I'm coming for you kitties!
Episode 212: Must Protecc brings Mumei's debut into Hologra.
- In the post-apocalyptic wasteland Mumei, Destroyer of Printers, cheerfully walks around what's left of civilization by trying to destroy every copy printer she sees. It then cuts to the office where this is read by Polka, who ask if this is "her deal," which she denies. Then Polka points at the broken printer smashed with the nail bat.
  Mumei: Oh...uh...I did nothing and it broke!
  Polka: *Disapproving Look*
  Mumei: Don't worry! I can take it's place!
- Mumei attempts to be a printer, including making printer noises, which the anthropomorphic printer tells Mumei to give up on trying. She then brutally beats up the printer off-screen while Polka is horrified and traumatized by what she is seeing as ink splatters her face. Mumei tells Polka not to worry about it in the most disturbingly calm tone she can muster.
  Mumei: It broke down...by itself...right?
  Polka: This is our guardian of civilization?
- She then hands Polka a print-out who comments on how scuffed it looks, which makes Mumei angry when she thinks she's calling her scum. A-chan shows up and, when seeing the broken printer, comments that's it's easier to throw it out. Mumei takes it as A-chan calling her trash.
  Printer: (taunting) Done printing yet, Mumei-san?
  Mumei: Shut up, sh*tface!
  Polka: Language! Aren't you a merry little-sister type?!
  Mumei: Says the one who called me scum earlier!
  Polka: I said the printout was scuffed!
- At her breaking point, Mumei proves she's a printer and not scum by regurgitating print-outs at an extreme pace, even declaring and causing massive deforestation in the process (Poor Fauna...). It then cuts to the post-apocalypse again, with Mumei seemingly regretting causing the downfall of civilization. She then cheerfully shrugs it off and decides to try again with the next cycle, which if the title of the book and the volumes in the library is legit, it would mean Mumei has already restarted civilization about 84823 times.
  Mumei: Oh well! Everyone makes mistakes! I'll just do a better job with the next civilization!
Episode 213: Top Rat starts Bae's chaotic debut into Hologra.
- Bae is lamenting that her rat brethren is running in a hamster wheel. Declaring enough is enough, Bae summons a swarm of rats in the office, freaking Aqua, Matsuri and Miko out. She smugly starts her revolution and managing to trap Aqua and Matsuri in oversized mousetraps but screws up by trapping one of her own.
  Bae: Ha-ha-ha! You shall all kneel! Face the wrath of the rat! And another one bites the...(realizing she trapped a rat in a mousetrap)...Nooooo!!
- Okayu, Fubuki and Polka all burst through the window, to Bae's dismay (they are all carnivores). Her rat army immediately abandons their "queen" and leaves her to her own devices.
- Running out of options, Bae orders the remaining rats to combine their powers to form a rat pyramid. Okayu is squeeing at how cute they are, to their embarrassment and Bae's chagrin. They all start showing off what they can do, including rat humor that Bae quips that's only funny to them. They all tell Bae to fight back, which Bae sheepishly refuses to do as they're her co-workers and she has to work with them. They all abandon her, leaving a despairing Bae to her impending doom.
  Okayu: How pathetic is a leader who has lost the trust of her troops.
  Fubuki: It's time to pay for your crimes.
  Polka: Serves you right for trying a revolution at the bottom of the food chain.
- As punishment, Bae is forced to run the hamster wheel while Polka takes selfies with Okayu and Fubuki and harness the electricity generated from the wheel.
Episode 214: Leap Through Time has Kronii anchor for CouncilRyS' Hologra debut.
- Kronii is making cup noodles and is eagerly waiting for it to finish only to overboil her noodles. Polka taunts Kronii for not being able to time three minutes for noodles only for Kronii to angrily fire back at how Polka was supposed to keep watch on the time needed.
  Kronii: I overboiled the cup noodles.
  Polka: You can't even make cup noodles?
  Kronii: Hah?
  Polka: (sneering) Says three minutes right there!
  Kronii: You were supposed to keep an eye on the stopwatch!
  Polka: God, I'm gonna snap!
- Kronii decides to turn back time before all of this, taking Polka with her. Unfortunately, she overshot it by going back to the prehistoric ages. She pompously comments on the dinos and Fubuzillas on how humans were such animals and foolish and then decides to turn time forward.
- This time, she overshots to the future where the Fubuzillas are still around. Polka ask if they're primates again only to pedal back when she sees the Fubuzillas being more futuristic and no one looking human, which Kronii shrugs and agrees.
  Polka: (holding a photo of A-chan for reference) Did humans only look like this back in that era?!
  Kronii: A rare species.
- The both of them admit they all look cute until one of them takes hold of Kronii's headgear and triggers a time warp, causing the Fubuzillas to enter different time periods. This ends up causing a time paradox and creating a parallel timeline where the Fubuzillas supplanted humanity, resulting in both Polka and the picture of A-chan turning into them.
- Suddenly, Future Kronii warps in a hover car and flirts with Present Kronii for a bit before handing her a boiling kettle, all while the Fubuzillas are being silly in the background. She accepts and boils her noodles only to overdo it again. Fubuzilla points out that the stopwatch is broken.
  Kronii: Future Kronii!
  Future Kronii: Need help? Hmmm... I figured you would, so I boiled some water. Here, for you.
  Beat
  Kronii: Hmm...I'll take it!
  Three minutes later
  Kronii: Huh? It overboiled again?
  Fubuzilla: This thing's broken.
Episode 216: Summer, Summer Go Away has Aqua (here framed as a stock RPG antagonist) team up with Moona to get rid of the sun (and by extension summer) because it "brings the normies out". They achieve this by turning Moona into a giant...and having her grab the sun out of the sky like fruit off a tree. This leads Kanata to go out on a quest to bring the sun back.
- The first person Kanata gets to join her party is Suisei who, just moments prior, attempted to rob her at axepoint. Kanata commented that she haven't even left town yet.
- Suisei and Kanata needed to stock up on supplies so they head to a bar owned by Fubuki and start raiding the place, to her despair. She was then coercered into joining when the two of them threatened her that they'll trash the place if she refused.
- While Kanata is enjoying the stolen cash and Fubuki is feeling listless, Iofi is outside selling equipment. After selling the harmonica to Suisei, who only plays a few notes, Iofi is touched by the "sound of her homeland" and joins the party on her own.
- The party then goes to the beach (with Fubuki enthusiastically diving headfirst into the sand), whereupon Gura pops up and invites herself into the party, leaving even the narrator (Sora) confused.
- Kiara, feeling depressed that she lost her restaurant and became a traveling NEET, finds the party and, after hearing Iofi's harmonica playing, cheered right up and decides to start another restaurant. The narrator declared she joined the party, to her shock.
  Narrator: Kiara joined the party.
  Kiara: Wait a second. What about my restaurant?
  Sora: I'll get it back and running.
  Kanata: Thanks for narrating so far!
- After recruiting Kiara with Suisei's harmonica playing, Kanata realized that they have all the components for a literal party: a diva, booze, and a harmonica. The group dances their way into Aqua's lair, only to find out that she doesn't know how to bring the sun back. Cue a Dance Party Ending, which allows the girls to cast a spell and restore the sun by summoning a giant disco ball in the sky and setting it on fire.
Episode 217: When an Idol Runs a Company has Usada Construction take center stage this episode.
- Pekora, alongside the members of UsaKen, is haughtily flaunting her company's growth compared to everyone else's before Botan informs her that randos are attacking her company. Pekora orders her to capture them, which she does immediately. Botan does a silly pose, which irritates Pekora.
  Botan: Donezo!
  Pekora: That pose is peking me off.
- Moona burst right in with bottles of Mentos Cola she's having trouble controlling. Botan takes a bottle, shooting cola at Pekora's screaming face. Once they subside, both Moona and Botan does the "donezo" pose.
- Towa quits and tries to ditch UsaKen but Botan immediately captures her. Pekora threatens how it's a grave sin to leave the company by ordering Botan to punish her. She complies by shoving a bucket on Pekora's head.
- This is then led to Kiara attempting to usurp Pekora as CEO. Botan attempts to block her while Pekora escapes at a snails pace. After one running sequence, she maanges to corner Pekora but Botan restrains her in a Full Nelson hold. Pekora punishes her by ticking Kiara into a hysterical fit. The episode ends with UsaKen celebrating, sans Pekora who is struggling to hold up a sign and both Kiara and Towa behind bars but looking pleased.
From Episode 218: From Riches To Rags, starring the CHAD Cast:
- It started with Bae digging for buried treasure under the Hololive office only to be trapped underground.
- When Bae tells Calli about buried treasure, the reaper gives the chaos rat a dust rag.
  Bae: That's "my zoukin"!^note
- After Bae digs deep under the office she runs into IRyS, who apparently tried to dig underground as a shortcut to a vacation spot.
- While staring at the hole, Calli talks about how she watched a video of flushing out ant colonies, and wonders if it would apply here...
- Now running away from the incoming flood, Bae and IRyS start yelling at each other in Japanese before getting flushed out of the hole.
HOLORO with cameos from holoh3roes^note As ID Gen 3 have not received their 3D models as of writing, they're are using their 2D models instead join Area 15 for Episode 220: The Battle of Sushi Plate.
- Moona happily opens a sushi restaurant, only for Ollie and Iofi to fight for ownership. Hence, HoloID all decide to do a sushi battle.
- Reine ask if any one of them can actually make sushi, which Risu, Anya and Ollie can only smirk confidently. Risu offers up acorn sushi, Anya's kris^note dagger originated from Indonesia sushi, and Ollie's zombie finger sushi. Risu eats the finger sushi, only for it to zombify her instead.
  Risu: Gimme da fingers!^note "Yubi Yubi!"
- Meanwhile, ID Gen 3, due to being 2D, spend the episode stuck in a digital billboard. Zeta and Kaela want out but Kobo decide to use the predicament as an opportunity to promote their generation instead. Which leads to them hijacking all the digital billboards.
  Kobo: Now this is what you call digital marketing!
  Zeta and Kaela: Don't forget to subscribe to our channels!
  All Three: Sniff sniff!
- While Risu is busy being a zombie, Iofi declared that she can lick her elbow. Ollie says she could too but broke her elbow instead, to Moona's horror.
  Reine: She broke her elbow.
  Anya: How reckless...^note
- Chaos is in array as Zombie Risu is muttering "Delicious...itchy...!", to Ollie's excitement, Moona is holding back Iofi who is insistent on making the sushi restaurant an elbow restaurant instead, and Anya is freaking out that Reine has suddenly become a roasted peafowl.
  Reine: I rather be a tempeh...^note a kind of fermented soybean cake
  - This then cuts to Gen 3 suddenly becoming tempeh! and that's the last scene Gen 3 gets this episode, with no explanation.
- A-chan then bursts in and demands on whether they have a license to operate the restaurant. Ollie is joyed at a Japanese person coming in and Iofi asked if she can recognize the real sushi. With everyone waiting in anticipation, A-chan chooses to eat the finger sushi. She briefly has a moment of bliss before she becomes a zombie like Risu.
  A-chan: Oi, oi! Do you have a loiscense for this place?!
  - HoloID all declare her "Zombie A", which caused a mass zombie outbreak as "Sushi Zombie from Indonesia" went viral, with the slogan "Tasty, fun, and immortal" taking the world by storm.
    The world was brought to ruin by sushi!
To commemorate the release of their new song, UMISEA teams up again for Episode 221: Sea of Band-its.
- For summer, Chloe and the rest of the gang all decide that they need to form a band. However, when Ina asked if any one of them can play an instrument:
  Beat
  Marine: Can we do this? Heck, do we have instruments?
  Gura: (holding a ukulele) I can play an instrument!
  Seagull: (steals the ukulele) Mine!
  Gura: Not anymore I can't.
- Chloe holds a bass guitar and claims she can but no one pays any attention to her, focusing on the merman. Chloe says she's like them only to walk it back when said "mermen" are just whole fish with human bodies. When the rest of the party give up on the instruments to look for substitutes and ignore her more, Chloe angrily slams her bass into the ground.
- Their substitutes consists of a chicken, a shogi piece and salt and pepper shakers, which Marine refutes that they cannot make a beat.
- Ina asked if her chicken can sing ("Cock-a-doodle-doo?"), which then starts singing opera.Aqua and Chloe decide to do opera instead to only ditch it when Gura ate the chicken.
  Marine: Nice voice!
  Aqua: Let's do opera!
  Marine: No, I said band!
  Chloe: But the chicken is a natural!
  Gura: *burps*...a?
  Chloe: The opera's canceled!
- Chloe uses echolocation to help find instruments, which Marine remembered that Chloe is an orca. This summons a band of the mermen from earlier. Said mermen then hijack UMISEA to form a band.
  Marine: UMISEA got taken over!
Episode 222: When Birds Can't Fly brings together the members of HOLOTORI.
- The episode begins with Subaru and Reine being chased by a ginormous chicken. It all started when Kiara decided to go on a camping trip, to try and find a new HOLOTORI member. Subaru and Reine are initially up for it, until Mumei points to an unknown location in the middle of nowhere as their destination.
  Subaru: So, where are we going?
  Mumei: (points to an unknown location^notearound the southern Atlantic) Here.
  Subaru: Uh, where?!
- To make matters worse, Kiara bought a so-called "helicopter" (actually a glider) for them to ride in, much to Subaru and Reine's horror. Meanwhile, Lui decides to praise the "helicopter" for being "eco-friendly" with its lack of an engine. Unsurprisingly, they crash almost immediately after takeoff.
- Going back to the ginormous chicken chasing the peafowl and the duck, Subaru laments how they could have just taken a normal plane, while Mumei and Lui are too busy being enamoured by the ocean to help. Reine asks where Kiara went, only for Mumei to nonchalantly pull out a bucket with Kiara's ashes, with Lui explaining that she burned out when they crashed.
  Reine: By the way, where's Kiara? Where'd she go?!
  Mumei: Kiara? (casually pulls out Kiara's ashes in a bucket) Here.
  Subaru: KIARAAAAAAA!!!
  Lui: It seems she flamed out right as we crashed.
  Reine: Why do you sound so calm?!
- Of course, this is Kiara we're talking about, so she revives back from the ashes, with Subaru begging her to come save her and Reine from the huge chicken's rampage. Kiara bravely jumps in the chicken's path, only for the phoenix to immediately get trampled right as she just revived.
  Subaru: KIARAAAAAAA!!!
  Reine: She'd just revived, too!
- The rest of HOLOTORI resort to speaking in clucks to try and reason with the chicken. Amusingly, Subaru is unable to understand what the chicken's saying, as a hilarious nod to how she wasn't always a duck. In the end, the ginormous chicken ends up becoming HOLOTORI's newest member!
Episode 224: Rawr! Zombie Panic! officially introduces the crazy zombie, Kureiji Ollie!
- It starts with Lamy, Marine, Luna, and Mel running for their lives from a rampaging Ollie. Marine is holding Ollie's sword, claiming she pulled it out to protect them due to how dangerous it was whenever Ollie turns around, but a flashback shows Marine was just being a lewd captain as usual and trying to kiss the zombie.
- Mel gets caught by Ollie, and Marine notices the zombie is about to bite the vampire in a rather erotic manner. Marine instantly tries to jump in, but is rejected by the floor. Lamy manages to flee out of the office in the meantime. Marine laments why Ollie refuses to bite her, with Luna theorizing that since Marine's a rotten girl, she's basically already a zombie! This leaves Marine dejected enough to put the sword back in Ollie's head.
  Luna: Oh, I see! You're wotten, so basically a zombie already!
- Ollie apologizes for the ruckus, and thanks them for playing along with her prank, reasoning that she thought it was expected of her as a zombie. She can even casually remove her head, before a bird swoops in and grabs her head, dropping it down.
- Meanwhile, a panicked Lamy tries to explain to a clearly uninterested Botan how dangerous Ollie is, and just as the snow elf is about to call for help, Ollie's head drops down on her phone to her utter horror, causing Lamy to yeet the head to the sky. Ollie's head notices her body running and jumps in to reunite with it, only to end up smashing her body into pieces.
- As the girls try to put Ollie's body back together, Marine makes a hilarious roast at Ollie's cup size while holding her torso ("What's front, and what's back?"). Ollie states that they can do whatever, and in fact, they can make her evolve! A few minutes later, a Super Ollie is formed, with all of the girls conjoined with her!
The Ancient Weapon, Anya Melfissa, sharply snarks her debut in Episode 225: Lethal Weapon
- It starts with Anya testing out Ayame's blades with bread drawn from a toaster as if she's unsheathing a katana. The blades are dull, which Iroha's blade Chakimaru mocks them for. As a hilarious nod to how Anya is often mistaken for a member of HoloJP, she actually talks to the blades in Japanese.
  Chakimaru: Seriously? How useless are you?
  Asura: Shut up! It's not my fault!
  Rasetsu: My master doesn't do any maintenance! The last time I got sharpened was a century ago!
  Anya: (while eating bread) You should break up with her.
  Rasetsu: But...her swings are so fast...
  Chakimaru: Pathetic.
  Asura: Your master's no better! She thinks she can just wing your maintenance!
  Chakimaru: Better than no maintenance.
- Anya tells them to knock it off, which leads to Chakimaru asking if she has a master, which Anya replies no. All three swords start quipping that she's like a stray cat, which Anya snarks that their wielders would dump them if they knew how nasty they can be.
- Ayame and Iroha, who don't understand sword, ask Anya if they said anything good about them. While waiting for her reply, Rasetsu urges Anya to tell them to do maintenance repeatedly.
  Anya: They were all praise!
  Rasetsu: (flings themselves out of the window) Poison!
  Asura: Ah.
- Anya urges them to go after them but Ayame passively comments she still has one sword. Anya proceeds to throw her out the window instead. Iroha dives after her immediately.
  Anya: Once again, I have thrown a worthless object...
- Kanata bursts into the office, asking to throw something valuable, presumably herself, instead. Anya proceeds to deliberately mispronouce her name repeatedly, causing Kanata to throw out Anya in frustration.
  Anya: Katana-senpai!
  Kanata: You mean Kanata.
  Anya: Tanaka-senpai!
  Kanata: (angrily) Ka. Na. Ta!
- Meanwhile Iroha is prying Ayame off the tree, who then asks the whereabouts of her swords. Anya flies in and, impaled in the ground, proceeds to point in the swords' direction with her legs. They find Rasetsu in a rock, which Ayame proceeds to pull out of but lifts the rock out instead. Anya comments that the swords changed jobs to hammer instead, which Ayame proceeds to throw away. In frustration, Anya hammers in her to treat her weapons right. The episode ends with Ayame treating this as a "Eureka!" Moment and flexing her arms, which Anya does too.
Our usual gang of screwballs have a Baseball Episode in Episode 226: hololive Baseball Classic with naturally hilarious results.
- The girls are divided into Team Korone and Team Kanata, with the angel's team winning 0-8 in just the bottom of the 5th inning. Noel is pitching for Korone's team, blatantly ignores Towa's (the catcher) signs for pitches, and instead does extremely long wind-ups lifting her leg high up in the air. This allows Subaru to steal second base before Towa can throw the ball. The devil berates the knight over her long windups and throwing fastballs, and Noel responds she does it because of Rule of Cool. Towa whines about this to her manager and Korone obliges in changing pitchers.
- Iroha as relief pitcher is worried as the next up to bat is Kanata, who manages to hit a homerun, only for Roboco to use jet propulsion in her legs to jump high enough to catch the ball and get the angel out. Kanata protests that the opposing team cheated and A-chan the umpire warns her to stop complaining or she gets a red card.
- Korone (wearing Cool Shades) places her team into a huddle and tells them to avoid getting mercy ruled^note and try making it to the 9th inning. Iroha lampshades the canine's pessimism.
- After both Koyori and Okayu both get struck out, Fubuki goes up to bat with confidence and Iroha asks why. The kitsune mentions she "won in the Show", complete with a re-imagined logo of Live Powerful Pro Baseball with Sora pointing with the bat. Iroha is more stunned to see Fubuki holding a video game controller instead of a bat.
- Korone again places her team in a huddle and now says to at least get two runs to avoid getting the mercy rule before the 7th inning ends. Iroha asks why and Korone says she wants to keep playing baseball with her team. Again, the samurai punctures her argument.
  Iroha: This isn't HS baseball! We can play anytime!
- As Polka and Ayame get struck out due to Kanata's powerful pitching, Towa asks how can they beat her. Korone replies that they should first get a runner on base and Botan says she got this. How does she get by Kanata? The lioness actually scares her into letting her intentionally walk via sniper rifle threat.
- As Botan walks to first base, Korone opts for a pinch hitter being herself. At the bat, she goes into an animesque Inner Monologue, only for the game to keep going rather than stop as she gets two strikes and by the time Korone swings, she strikes out and the game ends.
- As Kanata is lifted into the air by her grateful team, Korone's players are all Burning with Anger at her (except for Okayu). Cue Korone looking at the screen with a silly face.
Episode 227: Hungry Hungry holos: Watame is being accosted by Fubuki and Pekora (for some reason) wanting to eat her. Suddenly, she starts to throw random facts about bees and then her wool suddenly overgrown, which prompts Fubuki and Pekora to eat her... wool instead.
Episode 228: The Battle of Water Doom begins with Polka in a desert with Lamy, who melted (in case you forgot, she's a snow elf), and sees Fubuki at an oasis. Then Iroha starts running towards them waving her sword around. Polka asks Fubuki for help, but she is literally getting carried away by the oasis with legs. Iroha has Polka by the neck with her sword, and Polka turns Lamy into a plane. Fubuki sees her, and squirts water on her, turning Lamy back to normal. Then Iroha stabs the ground which unleashes a torrent of wine.
Episode 230: Self-Esteem Stonks: Aqua decides to do several challenges to improve her self-esteem. Her 9th match will be against a washing machine with an "assured" victory since she is 60% water as she...heads to a laundromat to use their washing machines.
- Aqua plans to have a 21th match on packing baggage. When AZKi and Subaru ask, Aqua lost matches 10-20 and had no more money after the 17th match so she suggests using a cabbage for the challenge. Her rap with the cabbage is what lost her that round.
Episode 231: Tell Us How You Really Feel: Zeta does everything by the manual, and she has a lot of manuals for the occasion. When Aki points out that the book on manual transmissions is a textbook, the girls are sent to jail.
- Zeta has a book on how Aqua should talk to gyarus. She also has a book of Luna's how to rule, quoting "anyone who welies on a manual is not fit to wule!" and tosses the book through the window.
- Zeta suggests the girls do something so she can continue the manual on rehabilitation, so the girls suggests a word chain. Aqua begins with "Apple" and Zeta proceeds to have a breakdown, making the girls think this is also in the manual.
- When the girls tell Zeta to forget the manuals and tell them how she feels, the music stops as she hands them an ad lib manual as she does have one for that situation.
Episode 232: Forgery: Kaela smithing on anything the client wants while leaving her brand, from swords to onigiri to idols.
- When buff Lamy wants to punch Kaela for working on her, Kaela sends out her latest weapon Mecha Roboco, who reminds Kaela that she's always been a mecha and she didn't actually work on her.
Episode 234: Rain, Rain, Fall Away: Kobo summons rain with a 100% chance but it doesn't appear...at least not outside the building much to A-chan's panic.
- When Marine jokes that the girls' words cut deep "like a cutana", the whole world turns cold from the joke.
236: Secret Society's Workday Routine HoloX's workday routine. Laplus, who's doing katas with Iroha, complains that Lui got the easy task but resumes the katas after seeing all the paperwork involved.
- Chloe spent the whole day sleeping and wakes up everyone else at night so they can play games. The next morning, Iroha and Lui are fine, Laplus is super-tired, Koyori got back pain, and Chloe goes back to sleeping.
Episode 237: The GOAT Fit: Pekora choosing outfits for the end of the year, settling for a rainbow fuzzball thing. Noel and Flare (and Marine after some coaxing) give Pekora their stuff so that the getup wouldn't be too embarrassing. That backfires when Pekora happily gives them their own fuzzball costumes from the gesture.
- A-chan rejecting the fuzzball design even though it was made by a world-famous designer that resembles A-chan.
Episode 238: Red Light, Red Flags: Marine playing red-light green-light as the lighter and freezes unexpectantly, prompting the other four girls to freeze as well.
- Aqua thought Marine was stunned by her beauty but realizes that's not the case, instead thinking that Marine gained omniscience. Just by looking into her eyes, Aqua also gains the world's knowledge and starts reciting pi.
- Laplus thought she gained the ability to stop time though correctly assumes that Marine is pretending that time has stopped. She also wonders how to win this game and a crab advises her to win via skirt flip.
- Shion thought that Marine died from cuteness overload...from her. Which becomes an issue as she needs to go but Marine's gaze is strongly "on her" even in death.
- Nene thinking that time stopped for everyone except her. She thinks that it'll be a century before time resumes and wonders what to say when it resumes, thinking that "welcome back" would be boring. Plus that subtle golden Youtube button.
- Turns out that Marine cracked her neck, prompting the girls to finish their thoughts vocally.
Episode 239: Sleeve is for the Weak: Miko sits on a offering box that's blocking the way out of the office, and when Mio wants out, Miko tells her to make an offering and pray for the box to be moved. Sora does make an offering and pray...for sleeves to stop existing, prompting a lot of sleeves to explode while she laughs evilly.
- Turns out that "Sora" was a clone made by Koyori so she can check out her forearms. The real Sora shows up with blank eyes wanting to "talk" with Koyori, prompting the coyote girl to let out a death wail.
In Episode 240: Xmas Together, seven girls want to leave the office without alerting the others about their own date plans. When they try to figure out how to get out of the office under the excuse of helping Ayame leave, six of the seven girls (including Ayame) are outside trying to clear the snow.
- Korone attempts to dig out the snow but fails. Noel suggests salting the snow, but after Chloe mentions that it sweetened the snow, Noel tries to eat it like shaved ice.
Episode 241: Out with the Old: It's the last day of the month and Ayame, Fubuki and Mio are panicking because they haven't prepared the end of the year stream.
- They decide to make cards for their friends, though they all end up being about Takane Lui.
- Ayame fire-pounding the mochi so hard that the building shakes and the bell rings.
- The missing face game has missing pieces, so Ayame used food from the game box, Fubuki used a mask, and Mio used all mouths.
- Turns out the episode was actually in the end of November, meaning the girls have a month to prepare the stream. One month later...

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