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Subaru's attempt at an ASMR Video was hilariously disastrous. So much that it gets its own HoloGra episode. Note that in this depiction almost everything you hear is lifted from the original stream.
"I Went and Slipped Up" features Mio trying to break Shion out of a bizarre fugue where she keeps on saying she slipped up. Suisei just ends up joining in reaffirming the fact when she appears, and ultimately Mio literally slips up on a bit of wasabi from a cake she made. What really sells the short is the usual ending shot, with the thing Shion slipped up on being a letter from H**vard, a note about her rejection into a exam...which also proclaims her to be a failure. And it even goes as far as to say 'lmfao' at the end, in all lowercase at that.
"Hanging On" is about one of the most bizarre, disturbing, but hilarious shorts. The plot is that Aki's ability to produce anything from her thighs is creating a non-stop flood of poison in the hololive office, so she and Miko are desperately hanging on rope to avoid drowning in it. The episode features such dark moments as Friend A opening the door to immediately drown to death, Roboco offering to help before she decides to just swim through the poison and flee out the windows using her immunity as an android, and finally ending with Miko managing to stop the flood of poison and for Aki to cheerfully point out it all drained out the window and into the city streets below.
"The New Member of the Family" gives Matsuri one hell of a Trauma Conga Line; to start, she gets transformed into a dog by eating a plate of bone-shaped cookies. Then, Subaru and Roboco enters the office finding a stray dog inside, unaware that said dog is actually Matsuri and the latter actually offers "them" a bar of chocolate to feed (mind you, chocolate is poisonous to dogs) and suggests doing ridiculous things to "them". To add salt into the wound, Fubuki, Korone, and Mio (whom all of them are canine animal-girls) are aware of Matsuri's situation, but chose not to talk about it at the expense of herself, much to her chagrin. And somehow Ayame suffered the same fate as Matsuri too, just mere moments before the short ends.
Matsuri, Rushia, and Ayame attempt to find alternatives to the "good morning" greeting (because Matsuri said "good morning" when entering the office even though it's nighttime) in "Episode 55: A Carnival of Greetings!" ("The Greetings Championship" ^*), with increasingly bizarre results. When Rushia rejected Ayame and Matsuri's final suggestion (the two suggested saying "right-o"), the oni hypnotized her and the aftermath is what could be described as a G-rated version of a hangover. Eventually, they all ended up saying "good morning" anyway when A-chan comes in.
"Episode 61: Annihilate 'em All!" ^*Original Japanese title: "全員ぶっ潰せ" is Coco's debut in the series, and does not disappoint as she ropes Marine and Fubuki in performing a yakuza-style raid on the Hololive office:
- She first knocks politely on the door and announces "You have raid!", annoying Marine.
  Marine: What are you, the mailman?! Kick the door down or something!
- Next, she kicks down the door and comes barreling in with a Hockey Mask and Chainsaw. Fubuki then cuts in to explain that Jason has never actually used a chainsaw in any of his appearances.
  Marine: Try again when it's Friday!
- Then Coco kicks in the door while carrying a missile launcher.
  Coco: Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
- Then she kicks in the door while riding a T-rex.
  Coco: Jurassic desu! ("We're going Jurassic!")
- Finally, Coco explains that the goal of the raid was to smash the windows with the rival clan's family crest on it, leading her, Marine, Fubuki, and the dino to crash some windows, to A-chan's rage. Best of all, the windows they broke were the ones that did not have Hololive's logo.
  A-chan: YA LITTLE PUNKS! YER ASSES GON' PAY FOR THIS BIG TIME, YA HEAR ME?!
"Episode 62: Bomb Disposal Squad" ("Frozen Out in the Bomb Disposal Squad" ^*Original Japanese title: "関係がギクシャクする爆弾解除") has Coco, Kanata, and Choco find a bomb planted in the office in response to a cockroach.
- The three attempt to defuse the bomb, with unanimous results. Later on, Coco suddenly cuts the red wire of the bomb, much to Kanata's panic. Her response?
  Coco: Kanatan, have you ever heard of the "sweet release of death"?
- The bomb is still ticking even after the wire has been cut, impliying that Coco cut the wrong wire. Somehow, she assumes that the bomb has been disarmed despite the timer is still active (she learned it from Yaboo! Answers), so she and Kanata threw the bomb into a freezer as a last ditch effort. Unsurprisingly, one Nichijou reference later, the office explodes.
"Episode 66: Caltrops" ("Grant My Wish" ^*) might be the crowner of the most bizarre Holo no Graffiti short out there. To wit; Matsuri wakes up on the sofa with the floor covered with spikes because Haato apparently got too excited spreading them over after moving the sofa. The duo then finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and summons a genie... who is actually a miniature Suisei as an Akinator pastiche. Craving for a bowl of ramen, Matsuri asks Suisei for one only for Haato to intervene, summoning a lion instead. Getting desperate, Matsuri then asks the lion to cook her a bowl of ramen, but instead summons Suisei again. After Matsuri's ramen craving was answered by sending her to a ramen shop, Haato suddenly finds a soot monster, who apparently gifts her a trip to "an island to the south". The short ends with Haato shivering around the cold grounds of Antarctica.
"Episode 68: Ship in the Bottle" ("The Idiots' Guide to Making People Mad" ^*) has Marine's ship-in-a-bottle building session constantly interrupted by Coco and Suisei (and also Pekora, but Marine silenced her before she could pester her more) trolling her by making too much noise. Her patience finally breaks when Pekora's sneeze causes a pan to fall on her head. Later on, Fubuki enters the office to see Pekora, Coco, and Suisei being locked up a giant bottle with Marine resting on the cork, much to her confusion.
"Episode 75: Curry Meshi VS Hololive" is an utterly bizarre promotional short for Nissin's Curry Meshi that defies explanation: Shion finds Korone and Okayu scarfing down cups of Curry Meshi like a pair of drug addicts getting their fix as a confused Fubuki watches in disbelief, all the while Curry Meshi-kun stands like a monolith in the room. When Shion goes to see who is in the Curry Meshi-kun costume, she gets hypnotized into spreading the good word of Curry Meshi, and convinces Pekora to follow suit. After some strange dance vids (including Pekora dancing in the style of MC Hammer from "U Can't Touch This"...yeah...), Subaru comes to save the day.
"Episode 77: Pigtails" ("A Smart Way to Use Pigtails" ^*Original Japanese title: "強奪事件") features a call-back to Aqua's ability to fly using her pigtails. The short actually starts off with a subtle nod to the running gag that Towa's actually an angel, by having her sing Tsubasa Wo Kudasai, before going into the main gag that all the members of hololive with twintails are actually able to fly using them. While Towa, Marine and Aqua all use them as propellers, Aki manages to use her detached twintails as jet shoes, donning a set of glasses. Matsuri tries to join in as well, but since she only has a single side-ponytail, ends up flying sideways. One particularly noteworthy gag is when Aqua tries to lie early on about flying being an ability inherent to twintailed girls and Marine calling her out on it, with the translation team clearly having some fun with the dialog.
Marine: DAU-TO! (meaning "Doubt" or "Doubtful.")
Subtitles: She sus!
"Episode 81: Heater" ("Help! I'll Be Burned!" ^*) has Ayame offer to Miko a heating element for the winter: a bucket of lava. Miko, who's had severe accidents with handling lava in Minecraft, desperately declines it. Ayame eventually trips and spills the lava, to the horror of both girls. Roboco's hand emerges from the spilled lava, giving a very familiar thumbs-up.
"Episode 82: Cretaceous Period" ("Survival of the Fittest" ^*Original Japanese title: "弱肉強食") cranks up the surreal hilarity of Holo no Grafitti up to eleven by detailling that hololive has existed since, well, the Cretaceous Period. It starts with Haachama gnawing on some grass (which, to some, wouldn't be too off-character to her) and Sora fending her and Choco much like a certain velociraptor tamer. It goes downhill from there when Subaru (dressed up in a dinosaur onesie, alongside actual dinosaurs) kidnaps Haachama to feed her rubber duckies. Miko, Aki, and Choco vows to rescue her... only to get distracted by PC games. Mio gets reduced into a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment gag, and Fubuki (who's narrating the entire thing) has a yukkuri-esque head, which Haachama suddenly throws at Rushia's computer, which breaks it, and triggers her to desk-slam so hard that it simulates a meteor impact and wipes out a portion of the Earth. ...Yeah.
"Episode 83: Emergency" ("How to Invoke a Kaiju" ^*) has Fubuki suddenly becoming a Kaiju with Ayame, Rushia, and Towa looking on. Ayame thinks it's All Just a Dream and decides to sleep. Rushia wants to stop the rampaging Fubzilla while Towa doesn't want to take part of it. Ayame dozes off in her own, saying "Sleeping Technique: First Form". Rushia suggests reciting from a script with Towa thinking such ideas aren't too far-fetched from methods used in kaiju films, especially the ones that use unmanned train bombs. It turns out Rushia insisted Towa to recite the script, which consisted of severely cheesy Tsundere lines, narrated by Sora of all people, with a microphone. Fubzilla comes near Towa and Rushia and force both of them to recite the lines instead. God knows what happened between them that caused Ayame to wake up in a barren wasteland... Another important to note is Rushia telling Towa to "Smash" while the latter tells her "I don't have anger issues".

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