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Yozora Mel

After Mel's unplanned hiatus, she returned to an incredible amount of support from both fans and her fellow members...for about 10 minutes, before YouTube's algorithm banned her stream twice. After getting things sorted out on her end and discovering that the algorithm was targeting her for her outfit, she then came back and put a giant black bar over her cleavage that said "I love Youtube-kun." After a bit, she eventually stopped caring and made it a point to show off her cleavage during her new Live 2 D model reveal stream, in the most egregious way possible.
In what appeared to be a promotion for Vtuber Chips (bags of potato chips packaged with VTuber trading cards), Mel decided to get creative with the bags of chips she had ended up buying, by crushing them all and then adding in whatever other ingredients she could find. The worst part is that she apparently ate her creation, although struggled with the task.
Mel runs into problems repairing her farm when a Creeper destroys part of the fence. She has difficulty keeping the pigs inside their pen and is left running around trying to herd them, which doesn't quite go to plan.
Just after the announcement of the second English Generation, Mel greets her new kouhai, Sana, as a God of Destruction and later takes that self-introduction to ever greater heights.
Sana: I come in pease
Mel: Hello! I am the God of Destruction! Nice to meet you!
[Later]
Mel: I am a vampire and a god of destruction! I'm a genius! HAHAHAHA!!!!↜◥(⃔♆*`∀´)⃕ ♆
When asked by chat if she knows the English Alphabet, she realizes that the best way to learn the "LMNOP" part is to name it as " Lamy, Mel, Noel, O, Ppai".

Shirakami Fubuki

Fubuki will often post short song parodies, usually of her singing English songs in a humorous manner:
- "De De Den De Den", wherein she sang an acapella cover of The Terminator's theme, before inexplicably declaring "I'm Spider-man!" and Corpsing through the rest of the song.
- "Astronomia FUBUKIDANCE", wherein she sang an acapella cover of Astronomia, the song featured in the famous Coffin Dance meme, while "dancing" around the screen enthusiastically.
- "Screaming Beaver" has her trying to imitate a very old video of a "screaming marmot" before Corpsing again and ending the video with a very resigned "What am I doing?" as if she has no idea why she keeps making these kinds of videos anymore.
- Fubuki's habit of short song videos of her fooling around with her Live2D model seems to be a bit of a trend that others have followed suit in; Haato, Matsuri, and Watame have all jumped in on the trend at some point.
In one of Fubuki's streams, she is asked why she has four ears. She states that she uses her human and fox ears to hear humans and animals, respectively. When asked which pair she uses to hear YAGOO, she claims she uses all four ears at once, then states she sees YAGOO like a pet. An alien pet.
Fubuki tries driving in Player Unknowns Battlegrounds to disastrous results, flying off cliffs and getting everyone killed in the crash, getting the car stuck in a cliff and making the entire team sitting ducks for enemy players, or accidentally running over her teammates, Okayu especially. At one point Aqua decided to playfully imitate Okayu screaming as she's run over, and shortly after Okayu screams as Fubuki runs her over again.
Aqua: I'll imitate Okayu. (poorly) "Gyaa!"
BANG!
Okayu: Gyaa!
Fubuki: Okayu!
After a bunch of the members had played through Pien, an Emoji horror game, Fubuki had decided to go for a legitimate speedrun of the game. While her fastest run (offstream) was impressive at under 3 minutes, very early on while streaming her attempts, she decided to take advantage of a post-tutorial scene that involved the Pien monsters dancing in a circle around the player...by replacing the normal BGM with Shiny Smily Story, the official theme of hololive.
While playing Animal Crossing, Fubuki was in the process of meeting and greeting new villager Wendy, whose outfit made her look like a hamburger and a hot dog. She then wrote Wendy a postcard in Gratuitous English, trying to make it as American-sounding as possible. After a while, her audience told her that Wendy's is the name of an American fast food chain, and she spent roughly 5 minutes looking at their Japanese branch's menu in complete awe of their offerings.
Fubuki's "void" stream is the result of what happens when you give fans too much power over your content. The day before streaming, Fubuki had created a Twitter poll asking her viewers what she should do with her afternoon. The options were to play either ARK, Apex Legends, or to "just dig a hole in Minecraft." Her fans overwhelmingly chose the final option...and the result was a completely surreal experience of Fubuki digging out a chunk (16×16×256 map unit) in Minecraft for nearly 2-and-a-half hours, hardly saying a single thing. She had done several things to make the entire experience weirder, such as wearing a pair of glasses that said "VOID" (hence the name), switching the visual filter to greyscale, and creating her own BGM by playing her recorder badly and looping it as she continued digging. Eventually she decided to fill the hole back up, only ending the stream because she was expecting a delivery and had to receive the package.
Fubuki proves once again that she can create content out of essentially nothing during the "Granny Wake Up RTA" stream. Marine and Shion were having a sleepover and both decided that they should do a Mario Tennis 64 stream to determine who makes breakfast the following morning, only for them to oversleep themselves for the stream. Fubuki, who intended to watch their game, seized this opportunity by streaming their channel pages until they would go live to see which one of them would wake up first, thinking it would be a relatively short affair and that they had only run slightly late. Shion eventually woke up first after receiving a call from Miko 4 hours and 7 minutes after Fubuki started her stream. To be more specific, she happened to answer the 3rd call, as the other 2 calls were thought to be alarms by Marine and rejected.
- She manages to pull this off again in mid-January 2021 with Coco at the center of attention.
- It happens once again in mid-November 2021 with focus on Kanata being late to her membership stream, with the addition of Noel and Matsuri calling in.
Following the debut of hololive's English branch, Fubuki challenged herself to an English-only stream of Apex Legends. She did fairly well, but at one point she was ambushed by a full squad... and managed to beat them all. In celebration, instead of saying something like "I did it!" she let out a bit of authentic gamer slang that caught her viewers completely off-guard.
Fubuki: Aw, yes! GET REKT!
In a Minecraft stream where she makes a fox-shark building as a way of her fangirling on Gura, she hangs five pieces of meat named "DeliciousMeat" with a sixth one named "Friend". After turning away for a while, a thunder suddenly rolls which creates a dramatic yet hilarious effect.
During her Among Us stream with viewers, Fubuki vented in front of two people, whom appropriately calls an Emergency Meeting on her. Fubuki realizes too late on this blunder.
In this Minecraft stream, she forgot to unmute her mic so she had her first minute of stream greeting her viewers and panicking upon realizing without making a sound. Later, her avatar froze so she temporarily replaced it with a Fubuki-like Medjed until she got her avatar fixed.
Fubuki tries to play Phasmophobia solo. One ghost leaves no doubt over her anger at Fubuki's presence. Another shows up almost immediately after she uses an Ouija board. In both cases, she shows a surprising amount of calm.
Fubuki: .....yabe. ^Translation("uh oh")
Fubuki's Cooking Simulator stream has her a bit frazzled with how much she drops food on the floor because of the wonky controls. Towards the end of the stream, she "leaves" some pizza out for her chat only for the food to drop from the plate when she puts it down on the counter. Cue her enlarging her avatar as she "pressures" the chat to eat the floor pizza and the stream ends just like that.
During her stream celebrating getting 1.11 million subs, Fubuki off-handedly mentions getting a new PC. What follows is the chat (as one commenter describes it) smacking Fubuki with rainbow pool noodles as she reacts as though she's being pelted with physical money and begs them to stop. She even calls out to her manager for help (who doesn't, by the way).
Fubuki has been noted to be rather resilient to horror games, and her stream of We Went Back explains why. She apparently keeps them windowed because the reduced size and FOV makes them less scary. We Went Back was played in full screen and she starts the stream scared and asking the chat for help, which they found equal parts cute and humorous.
For the longest time, many English-speaking fans thought that Fubuki sounded like she was singing "beat up a pineapple" in her "Im Scatman" video. In February 2021, she uploads a video titled "BEAT UP A PINEAPPLE" where she does exactly that.
When she played Molly Online, Fubuki gets assistance from a staffer on the other side. He did this by pouring more balls in and arranging them so that her next drop should fall in the goal. It hits another ball that blocks her path, so the same assistant helps her again by nudging it with his finger. Fubuki got surprised and laughed the whole way through.
During one of Haachama's streams where she voice acts lewd lines, one of the lines that chat picked out for her (which mostly consisted of suggestive sucking and slurping noises), opened with "Yes, [insert name here]-sama". Fubuki commented in the chat and suggested "Shirakami-sama".
She gets kissed in Hollow Knight and lets off a rather deep and meaty "UGH!", followed by a cutesy "Gya~!"
Starting up Week 7 of Friday Night Funkin', Fubuki imitates Boyfriend's "beep" then gasps in shock when Tankman says he was going to kill him.
In her 3rd Anniversary stream, she shows the changes her avatar got over the years, with each new iteration having better coloring and rounding out the edges on her face. Focusing on the latter improvements, the chat jokes that she got fatter.
Her playthrough of The Henry Stickmin Collection was a bundle of laughs, being hit with references the whole way and getting a lot of exercise for her FubuEnglish.
- Early on in her Stealing the Diamond playthrough, Fubuki noticed that the Falcon Punch is among the possible options. She hypes herself up for the choice with adding an echo filter to her voice, and when that fails, she drops the filter immediately as she groans in disbelief.
- Progressing through the Grappling Gun route in Infiltrating the Airship, she babbles in surprise when an airhorn blares at her while hovering over the fail text of the "Hack" option. She lets out a clear "FAQ!", right before backtracking and saying that she is seiso.
- Earlier on in the same route, Fubuki clicks on the "Computer" option which results in Henry playing Civilization V for so long, he gets caught. Her reaction sums it pretty much.
  Fubuki: THIS AIN'T THE TIME TO BE PLAYING CIV!
- Fubuki gets confused by the MLG Easter Egg in Fleeing the Complex.
  Fubuki: I feel like I saw something I shouldn't have.
- Fubuki's first reaction of the Distraction Dance. She seems to be vibing it.
- After achieving the Cleaned 'Em Out ending in Completing the Mission, Fubuki gets ecstatic when she noticed the Stone Mask among the riches Henry possessed.
Fubuki reveals her new merch: a large mascot plush, held by Yagoo. The audience then proceeds to ignore it in favor of Yagoo, which was only solidified when Fubuki asked which of the two they preferred.
Fubuki: Fubuki best friend, Yagoo best girl.
Fubuki forgets to mute her mic before starting her Pokémon Unite stream and she is heard quietly sneezing a few times. Embarrassed, she hits her viewers with a Forget Beam four times in both Japanese and English.
Comment: What is vtuber?
Fubuki: You're forgetting too much!
When Fubuki plays Crayon Shin-chan: Ora to Hakase no Natsuyasumi while awaiting Baelz's debut stream, the Fox sets up a small animated picture of a scared Baelz on a dish and tries hard to not eat the rat. Baelz later revealed that Fubuki asked for Baelz's permission to do this over Discord, much to the former's confusion.
Though it was made private very soon after it was streamed, with associated tweets also deleted, Fubuki hosted a fresh debut on September 2, 2021 as a result of once again failing to acquire a verified mark on her twitter account, acting as if she were a completely new member for hololive Generation 1 regardless of the number of talent that came after her. Even T-chan and subreddit members played along with it, with comments remarking on how cute/interesting she is or how she debuted with 1.5 million subscribers. As the stream continued, static could be heard in increasing frequency, obscuring some of what Fubuki was saying until eventually the stream cut out to a static feed, with the last thing seen being "An error has occured. Restoring Shirakami Fubuki Backup". Cue Fubuki then "waking up", stunned that she had overslept so far beyond the morning.
Fubuki does a solo Pacify stream under the challenge condition of talking through a harmonica and making sure not to panic and let out an explosive sound with it or else she will end the stream immediately. She loses right after the introduction. She does a revenge stream right after and loses again about as quickly.
Fubuki brings out the old GAR meme and tries to present it to her chat using Yagoo as an example: "Yagoo is gar". They soundly reject it, however, because "Yagoo is best girl!" She accidentally misspells that last word as 'gail' and notes that it sounds like Guile.
Fubuki discovers a list of English swears and has a lot of fun learning how to use them. The one that really sets her off though is the phrase "Kiss my ass", which she finds both disgusting and incredibly funny for its literal meaning. She decides that if she's going to use it, she's going to substitute "tail" for "ass" (obviously unaware that "tail" can be used as slang for ass in English).
Fubuki had an announcement stream and she invited her listeners to predict what it would be about. One predicted that there would be a huge outbreak of Yagoo and the one after that predicted that Fubuki would eventually take over as president of Cover Corp. She said that, with the outbreak of Yagoo, no one else would be able to handle things so she stepped in and one of her first actions would be to appoint Miko as her secretary.
The search for the golden Magikarp. When all the Hololive girls were streaming Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl, she decided to do the "all shiny team" challenge, and quickly got both a shiny Chimchar and a shiny Shinx. Her third team member, however, took a lot longer to find. To the point that any spare moment she had, even if she wasn't streaming it, was spent searching for the shiny Magikarp.
- She managed to get Pokerus on both of her pokemon, which is even rarer than getting a shiny, before she even saw a shiny Magikarp.
- Fubuki's spent so long hunting for a shiny Magikarp that Korone thought Fubuki was playing a Magikarp-fishing minigame!
- When Fubuki finally manages to find the shiny Magikarp, she was about to belt out another "Akai na..." when she sees the screen and finds the elusive shiny Magikarp. Cue her screaming with excitement that she threw her controller.
- When Fubuki tried finding a Feebas on her own time, she ended up running into another shiny Magikarp, and this one only took 10 minutes. Unlike the first one (nicknamed "King Kazama"), Fubuki decided to evolve this one (nicknamed "Akainaa") and predictably giggled when it became a red Gyarados.
She finds two rare Yuuri (Gloria) cards in a Pokemon TCG opening stream and laments that her luck is being used up here, rendering her unable to get a shiny Magikarp. She then asks the Bronzong in her hand its thoughts on the matter.
From Fubuki's Ghost Exorcism INC. stream, she has difficulty in getting the game to recognize her saying "I am a friend" in English.
Fubuki was impressed that several members had some impressive kicks as part of their Link Your Wish concert coreography. So much so that Fubuki tweeted edited screenshots of Towa, Kiara, and Korone kicking her. The best part is that she released assets of her getting injured, allowing fans to go wild with their own edits.
Fubuki: I'm so Happy
During her playthrough of Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, while Fubuki is holding one of the Eyes of Nidhogg as Lahabrea speaks, Archbishop Thordan VII enters the room with the Heavens' Ward, carrying the coffin of King Thordan behind him. Fubuki immediately starts singing the Coffin Dance song.
With the November 2022 permissions for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet comes yet another opportunity for Fubuki to catch a shiny Magikarp. And just like Brilliant Diamond nearly a year prior, the golden fish eludes her even as she hoards other shinies on and off-stream in the meantime.
Fubuki: [Finds a shiny Finizen] Heyyyyyy! What about my Magikarp?!
- It gets to the point where she starts coping again by changing her screen colour so that all the Magikarp appear golden.
- The Sanity Slippage continues on her fifth stream when she starts chanting a prayer in English.
- She finally catches one shiny Magikarp on her sixth stream, but her elation is cut short when her chat informs her that there's a gym leader encounter that's fought in double battles. Cue Fubuki breaking in tears at the thought of farming a second golden Magikarp for it.
While playing Final Fantasy XVI, Clive, Jill, and Cid get inside a brothel to hide. What follows is a bunch of women moaning all while Fubuki screaming.

Natsuiro Matsuri

Matsuri has a... uhh... very interesting confession for Fubuki. (You might wanna wear some earphones for this.)
Matsuri's streams tend to be rife with her acting off-kilter in one way or another, considering her personality. Standout moments include when she had decided to play Syobon Action and try to maintain a cute, shy, and clumsy persona; supposedly this is also how she acted in her initial audition for Hololive and how she got the job in the first place. Within minutes she immediately reverts to her normal self, but continues to try and act cute, only to fail at difficult parts of the game. She had also done an entire streaming session of Mario Kart, and was supposedly drunk.
Matsuri: But...I'm trying my best...and a HARDWORKING GIRL IS CUTE RIGHT?!?!?
Matsuri opens her fridge to find some ingredients for her cooking video... only to find out it had nothing but a bottle of water inside. She ends the video right there (still in a cheery tone) as she closes the fridge.
During a Fall Guys stream, Matsuri gets very excited when the next round selected is "Egg Scramble", where you have to collect eggs to score points. The presence of golden eggs that are worth more points gives Matsuri an opportunity to shout out some suggestive slang as loudly as possible. ^{Translation Note} She takes the opportunity to do it again when the round comes up during a collaboration stream with another VTuber.
"I'm god, okay?"
Just like Fubuki, Matsuri has made short videos fooling around with her model with short song covers; two very noteworthy examples are Girlfriend and No No Square, both for having completely contradictory video descriptions compared to her final statements, and "No No Square" being full of irony because of who she is.
"I am your girlfriend! Video description: I am not your girlfriend.
Matsuri talks about some backstage antics during Beyond the Stage, mostly revolving around her massive appetite where she ate not only the supplied catering meals, but several rounds of snacks and even some leftovers from the catering when leaving the venue.
In the New Years' stream where Matsuri and her mother are together and showing off the latter's Live2D model, someone in the chat decides to ask what color Mamatsuri's panties are. As Matsuri is chiding the chat for asking her mother such a question, her mother immediately pulls up her skirt to check which surprises Matsuri. Her surprise is short-lived, as she immediately remarks that it smells really good and jokes with her mom about asking her grandmother about her panties too. Thereupon the chat realizes that her raunchy nature is In the Blood.
Just as impromptu as Kiara's "am frog" video, Matsuri uploaded a video in which she sang three words: "Avocados from Mekisco". The video description even shows how much the Phoenix influenced her:
Matsuri: Im Avocados
In one round in Apex Legends, she got to play with two hololive fans. At her chat's prompting, she asked them who their favorite was. One guy said it was her, but the other guy said Roboco and she got jealous.
In a different session of Apex Legends, she discovers that one of her teammates is a girl and immediately starts fawning over her, as though it was the first time she met another girl in the game.
Matsuri: Ehehehe~ It's a girl! It's a girl! ... Did she think that my "ehehehe" just now was creepy?
After acquiring glowing ink from the caves update, Matsuri uses it to highlight Miko's losses at Watame's Rock-Paper-Scissors game.
Right at the start of her June 17, 2021 stream, Matsuri accidentally presses her outro, humorously making it the shortest stream ever until she rectifies it.
During an Apex Legends gacha stream, she receives Superchats from fans proclaiming their support despite stanning for the other girls. She's incredulous, wondering why they're all cheating on their oshis and threatens to tell on them.
Not even a day after Coco's graduation, Matsuri made plans to visit Kanata and Coco's apartment to hang out. Much to her amusement, several members of her chat react in surprise, and she bluntly states the obvious - they're still friends even though Coco doesn't work at hololive anymore. She then jokes that she'll forcibly drag Coco back to hololive if she ever finds out Coco isn't happy after her graduation.
Matsuri had a scheduled Overcooked! 2 collab with Suou Sango but oversleeps and Suou proceeds to do the first minutes of the collab by herself and an imaginary Matsuri, whose silence is treated like advice, until the cheerleader wakes up. When a sleepy Matsuri apologizes for being late, the other girl says it's no problem because they've collaborating already.
Matsuri gets recognized by a team mate during an Apex stream and the guy gets rather nervous but he calms down after she manages to convince him that she isn't the genuine article. She manages to keep the facade up until the end of the match.
After two years of having the exact same picture of Sara Hoshikawa on her desktop, she finally changes it. To a different Sara Hoshikawa picture.
She shares her experience of going to watch a movie with Noel, Lui and Chloe, and she sounds like she's in great physical pain describing the precious flirting the latter two were doing.
During a CR Cup stream, she enacts a solution to combating antis: Putting the camera's focus on her crotch to distract them with lewdness. And it apparently works on at least one person.
During Matsuri's 4th Anniversay Call-in Stream, Towa calls in to give her congratulations to her senpai, and intends to back out as soon as her task is complete, not wanting to address any of the conversation topics that Matsuri has prepared. What follows is the Devil living up to her name by delivering Brutal Honesty retorts to each topic while the senpai can only laugh at how fast the topics are being dismissed; in desperation, Matsuri tries to elicit a confession from Towa, which makes the latter turn Tsundere and refuse, and after some back-and-forth Matsuri gets what she wants, and is so elated that she tries to rope Towa into marriage out of sheer delight... only to realise the Devil has pulled a Screw This, I'm Outta Here as soon as she finished talking.
- Later, Matsuri posts on twitter her desire for an alarm based on Towa's confession that she can wake up to. Towa's response is to show she's about to block her senpai, with Matsuri playfully retorting that even if they're not connected by internet, their hearts shall be.
In one of her Apex Legends streams, Matsuri encounters another female player on her team talking over voice chat. One word from her is enough to send Matsuri into a frenzy, yelling "A GIRL!?" multiple times, asking for her age, and generally preoccupying her attention for the next several minutes.
While in the middle of a jumping jack exercise during a 2023 year-end Uchitore stream, her Mocopi motion tracker suddenly acted up, causing Matsuri's on-screen model to start freaking out while slowly drifting out of sight, before she herself caught on and called for help, causing the chat to erupt in uncontrollable laughter. Making this even funnier is Matsuri's own Delayed Reaction to the whole thing going on, with her realizing the malfunction almost ten seconds after her model started rolling offscreen like a tumbleweed, and based on how well exercise was going despite everything, it's clear that she's still doing jumping jacks amidst all of this.

Aki Rosenthal

Aki posted an announcement video for the first member of Holostars EN, Muki Rosenthal. Leading up to this announcement, she had teased her audience that she was getting a new outfit, and after the announcement she predictably got drunk and showed off pictures of her cats.
In the same stream, she proceeds to say some choice words to YouTube-kun, only to realize it, and try to placate him with praise and tries to play it off as if she never swore. When told that YouTube-kun did hear that:
Aki:' (in English) Oh... Oh shit.
A drunk Aki is playing PC Building Simulator and is surprised to see her exclusive membership wallpaper show up as the background on the in-game PC. She uses this as an opportunity to advertise this as one of her membership perks.
Aki crashes her truck in Death Stranding by accidentally driving it over a ravine. She manages to find another one on the other side of the ravine and claims it was all according to plan.
During a singing stream, Aki receives a red superchat with the message "Aki is the GOAT"^noteGreatest Of All Time. Cue her giving a lesson over the way in which goats and sheep bleat all while the chat quickly realises her misunderstanding.
Aki's 500,000 subscriber milestone endurance stream sees her refresh for her up-to-date subscriber count at one point, only for it to register as 499,999, making her only laugh in bewilderment at how close she was to actually landing perfectly on the number. As she's thanking her viewers for her journey thus far after actually crossing the milestone, and her speaking about her intentions to reach further milestones, she accidentally mutes herself and then her game of Monopoly crashes, making her comment in the face of her positive achievement that she will still face bumps in the road.
Meet Rosen Jack, which is Aki with a Pumpkin over her 3D model and the voice modulated to be deep and robotic. Aki clearly corpses at several points over the ridiculousness of the scenario she's created for the stream, and through the name given to her Pumpkin persona by chat, claims to be a member of the 86th Generation of hololive, before bordering on Omegaα's ambiguity with stating the intent to return and entertain anyone who wants to know the truths of the world, and acts like a baby wanting milk and their pacifier with age-inaccurate verbiage, to the point nine pacifiers are required and if even one is missing, Rosen Jack will cry. A chat message baits Rosen Jack into making sure "the zip at the back" isn't open, which results in Aki's head underneath being clipped into the camera, though one of her antenna head pieces can be seen clipping through the pumpkin. Then as she prepares to bring Rosen Jack's face back into camera, the pumpkin momentarily disappears to her surprise, to which Rosen Jack claims that "the magic is running out", and when the chat requests for the entity to have an appearance extension, the pumpkin flitters in and out of existence twice, making Aki's face visible with sounds as if she's struggling to retake control, before Jack signs off the stream as if in a rush.
Becoming the leader of one of Los Santos' most powerful gangs in Grand Theft Auto V roleplay doesn't make Aki immune to her No Sense of Direction tendencies.
Aki played Lethal Company in a Neo Police collab alongside Neo-Porte's Shirayuki Reid, Valorant streamer MOTHER3rd and VEE's Syusetsu Kohaku, creating plenty of funny moments as is customary for the game:
- The crew spends their first 10 minutes stuck in the ship, unable to figure out what they're supposed to do thanks to the language barrier.
- Reid getting very griefed when Aki got herself killed by a Thumper.
  Aki: (to the walkie talkie) It was fun... Thanks.
  Reid: (listening in to Aki's death) Boss?! BOSS!!!
- Aki laughing continuously from Reid and Mother's overly dramatic conversation when Reid tries to find his way back to the ship.
- At one point the ship landed near a beehive and Reid thought of bringing it to the ship, with Aki being tasked to bring it safely whilst Reid baited the bees out and Mother waited in the ship. When the bees chased Aki to the ship, Mother panicked and ordered the ship to leave right before he died... Only for Aki to jump out of the ship, leading to a total loss.

Akai Haato/Haachama

Since June 14th, Haato has made a habit of making short "covers" of various English songs in her usual tone.
Everything about Haachama Cooking is met with revulsion followed by morbid curiosity at how she manages to even think that such ingredients would go together.
- In 2020, Haato started putting out short cooking tutorial videos, usually around 2 minutes in length. Every video she has made in this format has been her preparing the food improperly (either by undercooking it or overcooking it) or by using incredibly strange ingredients.
- She also streamed herself trying to cook takoyaki, Luna's favorite food, and does it so horribly that Luna breaks character and is horrified. People have inevitably drawn similarities to HowToBasic, something Haato herself seems keenly aware of, judging by the English title.
  Luna: Haachama, the oil... ADD THE FREAKING OIL!!! THE OIL!!!
- She celebrated a 400,000-subscriber milestone with a special episode; while holding a call-in stream, she would be making a hot pot, with rules outlining that every caller gets to add in one ingredient of choice (from a list), and if 10 minutes passed without a call, she would add in a can of Red Bull. Despite not having to add any Red Bull to the pot, the result ended up looking less like a hot pot and more like swamp water.
- Her collaboration with Kiara was making a "chicken and fish soup" of some kind. She refused to wash the pot she was using to make the food in, and Kiara would make subtle hints at how disgusted she was while actively panicking when Haachama left to grab some other food, telling her audience she is very happy that it wasn't an off-collab or else she might have to taste test the food.
- Her "BEST BURGAR EVER" stream involved her yet again undercooking the meat, but in addition to that she quartered the tomatoes and added noodles to the recipe. Aki, who was in her audience at the time, found it so difficult to watch she had to comment "YAMETEKUDASTOP".
- The "HAACHAMA COOKING SONG♪" shitpost video, where she cooks Aqua's head along with dumplings, a boot and a grenade in a stew pot that lets out green ooze, all while mentioning her previous cooking streams with Luna and Kanata (with reactions of disgust from both of them). She then tries to feed the result to a Haaton before the TV screen shatters, followed by a shocked Watame going "Nani The Faq did watame just watch". Oh, and the top comment?
  Aqua Ch. 湊あくあ: Haachama??????????????????????????????????????????????????? [Followed by replies begging her to run the hell away from Haachama]
- On December 19, 2020 she cooked and ate a tarantula and other various bugs. Kiara had found out about this after she had already started streaming and immediately had to end her stream due to getting ill at the thought of that occurring.
  - Further, when Koefficient reacted to a video of this event, she took notice and watched him watching her reaction. She was amused at his horror.
Haato once challenged her fans to a cooking competition. It didn't end well on her part. The final blow on Haachama's ego was when one fan baked a cake and drew her face on it, and the result reduced her into a screaming mess.
Haachama finding out that her name means "I'm crazy" in various languages after putting it through Google Translate. While she was less than pleased, her fans were pretty amused considering her current behavior.
Haato (named "HAACHAMA") plays Among Us with her viewers, and hilarity ensues when her ditziness meets her broken English.
- She gets caught venting, but Pink (named "Akai Haato") decides to let it slide as the reported body took precedence. Over the course of the game, Pink tries to drop hints to everyone else that Haato vented.
  Pink: I smell burning pasta in the vents
- Haato accuses Brown because his name is "Impostor". Everyone goes with it. Brown is revealed to be innocent.
- Eventually, she gets caught with a kill during a Reactor Sabotage, but Pink decides to just give her the win out of pity and for everyone's amusement. This produces an unforgettable moment where Haachama celebrates killing Akai Haato.
- Her second round as Impostor is thwarted by ill luck when Black and White walk in on her just after she kills Lime. The chat is less amused this time, and a whimpering and screaming Haato is unceremoniously voted out.
The thumbnail for Haachama's cooking stream in late October lampshades her incompetence - it depicts her in her Elegant Gothic Lolita outfit with eyepatches on both eyes.
Haato attempts an English-only stream in Fall Guys with the condition that if she speaks any Japanese, the stream ends. It doesn't last very long. She does do better in a subsequent stream shortly after, but the initial one lasted around 7 minutes.
Haato: It's over. Speaking in English like this...I can't do it.
During a relaxed wake up English stream on November 28 (for her), her phone's charger died and trying to plug it back in caused her motion tracking to die, and her avatar to disappear. She non-chalantly declared herself to be dead after failing to get it working in quick fashion. Of course, after this, it back to the usual degeneracy from the chat, including someone asking her for her ear wax.
Haato: I'm dead now... (proceeds to play sad music until she got it working again) ...I'm alive again.
Upon returning to Japan, Haato held a stream where the chat helped her write messages to Gura, Ina, and Amelia, asking if they wanted to collab with her. However, as Gura later revealed when asked about it...
Gura: And the next message was- What did it say? It was, like, "Mashup bromie Smash Kart 51" ^translation. I was like... "Okay, either chat is telling her what to write, or she's speaking a language that I don't understand". I was like, "What is 'Smash Kart 51'?".
- Speaking of "bromie", Haato's pronunciation of the word as "blomie" (pronounced like "blow me") leads to several instances of Accidental Innuendo.
  Haato: Blomie is the poggers!
This stream is one of the most confusing pieces of media that Haachama has ever made. It was originally supposed to be Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, but at the behest of her sister, she decided not to play it. Instead of cancelling outright, she did a stream that contained karaoke segments and segments for drawing, in general acting much stranger than she usually does. The entire thing could be compared to a work of David Lynch and it wouldn't be too far off the mark.
As part of her ongoing efforts to become part of Hololive EN, Haato/Haachama decided to debut a third personality, Red Heart, in what is (presumably) a joke to apply for Hololive EN's second generation.
- It's best summed up in this bit of text typed onto the background at the end of the stream:
  WTF this stream
  can't get it
  IDK
In THE iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors, she somehow keeps forgetting Kogane's name despite picking her as her first idol.
With the introduction of Holo EN Generation 2, Haachama made sure to greet them all, as a proper senpai.
Baelz: dnssɐʍ
Haachama: Wassup Bromieeeeee~~~💃💃💃
Sana: i come in pease [sic]
Haachama: Welcome to hell
Fauna: oh deer
Haachama: Undeerstandable have a nice day~!!😎
Kronii: I’m sorry that I’m not a tree but a helicopter, can’t have everything in life.
Haachama: 🙏PLAY [sic] TO THE TIME🙏
Mumei: oh man
Haachama: yo boi [flexed bicep emoji]
On August 25th, 2021; Haachama uploaded... something with the title, RUDE NUDE DUDE!! It has to be seen.
Haachama's take on the "Jack-O crouch" meme: a video that features a fan art drawing of Haato doing the pose, whereupon Haachama's live 2D avatar walks up behind her, says "No panties!" and motorboats Haato's nethers.
Risu: (in response to the tweet) ['eyes' emoji]
Haachama: ['crazy face' emoji]
Following a collab where Calli taught her "bad words in English", she released the Bad Word Rap. Making use of each one she was taught.
This exhange, on Twitter:
Haachama: OH I LOVE KRONII'S VOICE....
Kronii: Why do I hear boss music?
Haachama: HAACHAMA VS KRONII !?!?
Kronii: ['copious nervous sweating' gif]
In one stream, she drew two "family pictures" where she's part of Holomyth and Holo Council. In the first, Kiara and Calli are mom and dad, Amelia and IRyS are her sisters, Gura is a pet, and Ina is "food stuff". In the second, Fauna is her mom, Baelz is her "twin", Sana is her "Aussie Bro", Kronii is her wife, Mumei is a pet, and Omegaα is a baby.
One stream had Haachama look at fan-works inspired by Haachama Cooking. The last one involved someone cutting open a melon, scooping it all out, cutting a whole into the rind, adding a spigot, blending the fruit, pouring it back in, adding three different kinds of alcohol, and the pièce de résistance, a photo of a spread-eagle Haachama with a hole cut in the crotch placed on top of the spigot, putting it in a very specific place. Haachama finds the whole process disgusting.
Haachama drunk on Tequila... It has to be seen to be believed...
On November 22, 2021, Haachama released a Surreal Music Video called "Degenelate". Deranged Animation doesn't begin to describe it.
Haachama's reaction to the sudden arrival of Generation 6, with their leader bent on world domination and many of the others possessing varying degrees of Surprisingly Good English, is to start a rapper feud. Here's her initial diss track to La+, her reaction when La+ shot back with a rap of her own, and further tracks.
During her December 17, 2021 Minecraft stream, Haachama announces her plans to take over the EN Server (complete with Evil Laugh). Once she arrives though, she's quickly killed by an Enderman.
Haachama once assembled a robot on-stream, but its shiny parts reflected parts of her face which caused haters to start harassing her. In mid-December 2021 she assembles another robot on-stream... only this time she wears a monkey mask to conceal herself.
On 28 December 2021, Haachama revealed a new personality to her audience in a stream simply titled "Debut Stream." In the stream, Chama (the new personality) declared war on HoloX, called her viewers pigs, and then left without much further explanation.
Haachama fully expected to be demonetized because of the lewd content she brought out in her collab with Marine. When that didn't happen, she gets confused and decides to demonetize herself on Youtube's behalf.
Shortly after Rushia's termination, Haachama lightened up the topic in a way that's very much like her: by claiming Rushia's Minecraft house for herself.
Haachama: [reading a sign she just posted] Starting today, this is Haachama's house! Butterfly munch munch.
In late May 2022, Haachama decides to try flirting with every VTuber she knows. Thing is, that's a lot of people to flirt with, and she ends up confusing at least two people (Silvervale and Ironmouse) for Nyanners. Inevitably, her whole plan completely backfired when all the other vutbers she flirted with took notice of her flirting with everyone else and proceed to post it on Twitter, exposing her scheme as a result.
- Of course, Miko is well aware of what Haachama's up to, and their thumbnails and titles for their Minecraft collab vid later that night play it up.
- When Calli asks if she'll be included, Haachama obliges, but copy-pastes her flirty message to Ina without changing the name. She quickly apologizes, and Calli accepts while deliberately misnaming her.
One Haachama Sunday has Choco, one of the best cooks among the talents, reviewing the Haatons' culinary skills.
- It starts with Choco being introduced to Haachama's own kitchen, which plays the Lethal Chef aesthetic as far as it can go. Choco is frightened and is tempted to clean it up immediately.
- First up is a pancake tower which looks fantastic, and is decorated with pictures of Haato and Choco... and then the cook goes on to add on pictures of YAGOO from the baseball match and obscure Haato and Choco.
- One of the submissions is prefaced with a Tweet where the author admits that he's been inspired by Choco's cooking streams to learn some recipes, capping off with a proposal to Choco and a cheeky "Sorry, Haachama." Haachama is a little annoyed at that last remark.
- While idly chatting between entries, Haachama sneaks in the next one and gives Choco a faceful of pancake garnished with a cooked spider. Choco is taken completely by surprise and freaks out.
- In classic Haachama fashion, the session caps off with a wasp salad, with the consolation that the stingers have been removed. Choco is still disgusted.

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