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Episode 242: New Year Green Room Interviews!: 2024 begins with La+ going into the green room, and trying to interview Sora. Zeta tries to hold her back, but La+ acts very insistent and pushy, which prompts Sora to unsheathe a katana. La+ is then dragged away by IRyS and Haachama. Looks like Sora hasn't forgotten the stunt La+ pulled back in Episode 189...
- Zeta then picks up the microphone and goes to the next room, only to see Miko and Ollie about to get blown away by strong wind (and Ollie's head literally falls off), which leads Ame and Subaru to investigate... which then leads to Subaru arresting Miko, Ame, and Zeta.
- Ollie picks up the microphone and goes to the next room to see Koyori, Lamy, and Marine drunk as hell, and Botan trying to cook Mumei in a pot. Lamy and Koyori add sake into it, and Botan adds Ollie's head into the stew.
- Mumei then picks up the microphone and goes to the next green room where Moona, AZKi, Roboco and Ina enjoy themselves with Takoyaki. Mumei asks Ina if she's fine eating her kind, and she's fine with it, before Mumei eats one herself.
- Roboco then picks up the mic where Kaela asks if she wanted an upgrade, AkiRose asks if she wants a party, and Risu...Roboco tells her she doesn't have to force herself to make a joke.
- Okayu gets kicked out of the room, then forcefully asks Polka for an interview, with Nene and Raden joining in, before passing off to Kanata and Reine.
- Mio then goes after Reine and Kanata who goes into a green room to see the Holo no Graffiti logo claiming to taking over the show, before the comments protest, and the dislike button kills the Holo no Graffiti logo via Defeat Equals Explosion. Mio is flabbergasted over how she ended up with the crazy room.
- Suisei is next when she sees Calli, Watame, and Bae asking her to fix Bae's dislocated jaw. Suisei obliges, and the scene frames it as if she just killed Bae.
- Calli then enters a green room to see Shion making Matsuri laugh, and Kobo wants to laugh, but Shion declines because she's too young. They begin to fight over the wand until everyone except Kobo starts laughing. Kobo leaves in a huff and heads to the next green room.
- In the next green room, Choco was trying to get Luna to sleep, Kronii and Fauna acting like a couple, but when Kronii sees Ao, she demands "who is this man!?". Luna gets tired playing the baby and Choco picks up the mic.
- Choco enters a green room to see Korone spinning herself and Noel around, unable to stop while FUWAMOCO is busy bau bau'ing at the sight. The girls beg her to stop Korone until Ayame picks up the mic and leaves.
- Aqua starts lamenting that she's not cute, and apologizes for being gloomy. Then Gura apologizes for not being cute and being a shark. Then Iofi apologizes for not being cute, and being an alien. But Pekora shamelessly apologizes for being cute.
Episode 243: The Top 10 WTF Punchlines! (2024 Edition): As the title says, Mio and Fubuki in yukkuri/face blob form are reviewing punchlines from the previous episodes. After Fubuki leaves at the end of the review, she returns with her face blob on her normal body to drag yukkuri Mio by her arm.
- Fubuki is glad to see the creature travelling with Iroha about to be splattered. Mio states that she thoroughly finishes her prey too and is glad that they think alike...
- Even though Towa won through the God of Sexy, Fubuki wonders if her measly sex appeal would win against a certain fox.
Episode 244: The Cold, Hard Truth: Ayame gets sick and goes to the doctors' office, which has only Choco as a doctor and Towa as her nurse.
- When she says she was sick the day before, Choco says she has a love sickness.
- Towa isn't even helping as she thinks she's also lovesick, despite Ayame looking like hell. When Ayame demands a second opinion, Towa corrects her with the exactly same words, frustrating her.
- Choco then decides to give her a crash-course on love until Ayame points out the hallway is full of sick people waiting for her (Fubuki is staring into space, Moona and Lamy are drunk as hell, Amelia has a ketchup bottle on her head and writes "The expired ketchup I bought from the convenience store two weeks ago", Fauna and Bae, who's in the Yamcha pose, are very likely dead, and Koyori is cornering La+ against a corner on the wall).
- Choco still insists that Ayame is in love with her and it infuriates her so much, she threatens to cut Choco with her sword. Towa tells her not to add more casualties in the medical facility, which no doubt pushes Ayame past her Rage Breaking Point.
- Then Towa gets a call that Roboco fell apart and required medical assistance. Choco hears what the symptoms were... only to tell her she also has lovesickness.
- The episode ends with Towa and Choco getting sick the next day, and Ayame, back to her Genki Girl self, smugly asks "'Tis the season of love, no?". What makes this episode funnier is that Ayame is the one filling the role of Only Sane Man, the role Towa and Choco often play.
Episode 245: WTB Band Members!: Watame is panicking, since she needs band members for her Sololive. She thinks of having a mouth band with Polka doing mouth guitar, Fubuki doing mouth drums, and she does vocals. Botan wants to be the mouthy producer which no one wants. Then Polka and Fubuki start waving their arms while Watame starts taking photos of their armpits, and Botan gives her a stern talking ("Do you think you can go to Budokan with an armpit band?"). Then Botan hires raw vegetables to start a band. And then starts boiling them and eat Watame.
Episode 246: Hospitality From Hell:
- AkiRose was thinking of hospitality. Polka wonders if it means being hospitalized in elven, and AkiRose slaps her. When she realizes what she's done, she says her "hospiritality" was compromised and has a mind of its own. Then La+ enters the office and says when you entertain the guests, the guests entertain you, which AkiRose tells her wrong.
- Anytime La+ or Polka gets hospiritality wrong, AkiRose repeatedly slaps them.
- Things escalate to AkiRose doing multi-images, Polka punching the dark hospiritity out of her and Aki blasting it with a forehead beam
Episode 247: The Wanted: The entire gag of the episode is Noel being suspicious around Subaru of all people and not Flare.
- Noel starts to take hundreds of pictures of her while Subaru was feeling uncomfortable. Then some pictures fell out of her skirt revealing that Noel's been taking pictures of Subaru while she wasn't looking, which is also laced with poison, prompting her to arrest Noel while Pekora, Watame, Towa, Marine, Flare and Kanata look on (Pekora looks visibly unamused, while Marine looks VERY amused). Then Noel complains that she was just taking pictures, then effortlessly breaks herself out.
- Subaru cheerfully barges into the office only to see Noel sniffing her shirt, then arrests her again while the Promise girls (sans IRyS), Gura, and Ina look on (Fauna holds onto Kronii's clock hand headpiece like a steering wheel...). Noel then drills herself out with her mace as Subaru was enjoying a cup of tea with all the Indonesian girls looking on (Iofi is on Kaela's shoulders, the others are making a human pyramid, and Ollie is blushing at the sight). Noel whines that she didn't do anything... except, you know, escape prison for sniffing her t-shirt.
- Noel gets strapped on a chair and Koyori asks Subaru permission while she sits like Gendō Ikari, and Noel makes the most hilarious sound while being zapped. The result is Noel acting too normal even for Subaru and requests Koyori to change her back. She does, and Noel is using a magnifying glass on her arm, to Subaru's obvious discomfort. The episode ends with Noel being shocked audible.
Episode 248: The Loco Motive:
- Miko enters the office while Kanata looks at her. Miko tells her to aboard the Miko Loco, but Kanata flat-out refuses. When she demands why, Kanata tells her there's no way she wouldn't go off-rails to which Miko says Suisei said the same thing, flashing back to Suisei in her train box from episode 109 telling Miko she's 35 days early and is likely to derail.
- Miko tells Kanata that the Miko Loco is safe and tells her to complain after she takes a ride. Then La+ enters the office with a cardboard train she dubs the Black Schwarz Noir Express, and declines Miko's offer to ride her train. Miko offers to be her engine and all three girls end up on La+'s train. And then jumps out the window with La+ and Kanata getting hurt, and Miko fails the safety checks.
- When Kanata complains, La+ plans to sue her until Miko gives her a new train which she dubs Eternal Infinity Express, and leaves the office. Kanata keeps refusing Miko's offer to board her train and Miko offers to give her a miniature train with (the debut of) Nodoka Harusaki. She then yeets the train out the window, which angers Miko and tries to attack her, but ends up falling out the window while Kanata dodges her. The train Kanata threw ends up finding and crashing into La+, resulting in an explosion and sends her flying.
Episode 249: Lumber? Hardly Knew 'Er!:
- The episode opens with Sora and Roboco freezing in a cave, having already used up Roboco's right arm and Ankimo as kindling.
- Sora goes out to chop some wood for fire, and the two come across a nice big sakura tree. The tree reveals itself to be Miko, but Sora thinks Roboco's being delusional and starts chopping it down mercilessly. Looking at the subtitles shows that Sora's dealing 9999 damage to Miko, compared to all the past damage numbers being 10, 15, or 25 damage.
- Miko curses about Mother Nature's revenge, all while Sora starts insulting Roboco trying to pass off as a human, which angers the android enough to shoot at the idol, which she casually dodges and ends up hitting Miko, setting her ablaze. Miko starts screaming like she just set her own house on fire with a bucket of lava...
  Miko: GRAAAAH!!! IT'S HOT!!! SO HOT!!! TOO HOT!!!
  Sora: We. Didn't. Start. The. Fire!
- As the earth starts to burn, the planet itself proceeds to turn on the AC, causing a new ice age that freezes everyone solid.
- Really, just the fact that Sora of all people is being the unhinged one this episode. It's as if Suisei wasn't available and Sora had to take the role (wielding an axe, being vitriolic with Roboco AND Miko, and being tad bit crazier) that's often associated with Suisei.
Episode 250: holo☆gra: The episode briefly returns to its original segmented parts, which stars La+, Mio, Watame, and Okayu.
- The first segment is when Mio talks about using headphones in a train and made sure the speakers aren't loud enough for other passengers to hear, La+ thinks when her phone goes off, the passengers would remove their headphones and felt bad about it. Mio tells her she's talking about something different.
- Okayu asks how long one would remove chewing gum after chewing it for a while. Mio naturally responds that she would remove it once the flavor's gone, but Okayu starts asking about holding out hope for the flavor to return, to which La+ thinks she'd just end up with way too much old gum in her mouth, and Watame cheerfully responds that she just swallows the gum outright.
- The last segment is about eating sushi with soy sauce. Mio says she eats the sushi on the rice, Watame flips the sushi and dips on the fish, and La+ wants to forgo the rice and just eat the fish, to which Mio snarks she'd be just eating sashimi.
Episode 251: Parachute Lost:
- Miko finds out that they would have to jump off the plane since there is no airport near the expo and has no desire to jump out herself, especially when Calli demonstrates that she'll land like a tomato. Ironic considering she had no problem jumping out of the office three episodes ago.
  - Calli and Ollie see no issue with this and point out that A-Chan and Nodoka happily jumped earlier except the photo clearly shows they weren't.
  - When the thought of holomems in Aloha shirts convinces Miko to want to go to the expo, Ollie takes this as permission to suplex Miko and herself out of the plane.
- Miko realizes she has no parachute but calms down when Ollie points out that there's ocean below and thinks she can just dive in. However, Calli points out that diving from 50 meters into the ocean has the same impact as diving into concrete as demonstrated by another tomato.
  - Ollie getting flustered when Miko asks to become a zombie, stating that the transformation takes one hour to complete...as a countdown starts from 15 seconds to crashing. This doesn't bother Calli as she'll simply reap her soul.
- Thankfully, the holomems on the island already prepared to catch Miko and Ollie by stretching A-Chan into a trampoline! Miko lands A-Chan and gets launched back into the air. Ollie misses A-Chan yet manages to live, though that's debatable considering she's in pieces.
  - Miko lands back in the plane again where she sees Calli in an apron as she asks if the miko wants to jump again, give up or Ca...lli...o...pe? Obviously, Miko chooses Calliope.
Episode 252: My Precious:
- Fubuki and Anya are chasing a ticket (played by Aqua), with Fauna joining the chase in a truck (citing that it's "natural" that she should get the ticket). Okayu manages to catch it by pretending to sleep...before she decides to tear into it like a gremlin.
- The comparatively serene shots of Mumei eating with the mascots...as Anya gets her hand stuck in Okayu's mouth while trying to get the ticket out.
- After getting dried (by Roboco's flamethrower) and nearly avoiding Suisei's axe, the ticket drifts away slowly and gets caught by Mumei. She spits the ticket out because it's not yummy.
- A-Chan pops up under Okayu and asks the girls what's going on while the rest are goofing off in the background, and they explain that they chased the only ticket available because they wanted to see the concert. A-Chan sports the most hilarious "are you fucking kidding me" face as she points out that all of them are already performing in the concert.
Episode 253: Scot Free. So why is Marine reporting live from Edinburgh? Well, one hour earlier...
- The rest of hololive 3rd Gen are wondering about the door in the hololive office, with Noel trying to find out by nibbling on it. She decides to open it up, only to find Marine taking a bath, drawn like Shizuka Minamoto from Doraemon.
- Noel is very interested in opening the hyperbolic door and spams open and close, revealing a bunch of odd and probably previous scenes like a giant crab, an apocalyptic wasteland, Fubuzilla, a festival, a giant bottle of ketchup, and right behind her (resulting in an infinite corridor of herself opening the door). Meanwhile, Flare rips Marine's clothes for fun, causing her to enter the same Art Shift from before, to Pekora's resigned irritation.
  Flare: Open sesame! (rips Marine's shirt)
  Marine: KYAAAAA~
  Pekora: Yeah yeah, whatever.
- Noel goes mad with opening the door and ends up breaking the hinge, which makes the rest of the episode become unhinged, causing a bunch of weird snake thingies to pop out and uh... capture Marine in a sus manner. Thank Matsuri Luna's not here to see this...
- Pekora solves the door issue by yeeting Marine ass-first into the door (complete with yelling at her to fill it up with her massive dump truck!), which then explodes. This results in Noel and Marine's (still moving) ass being stranded in Edinburgh, Scotland. Pekora tries to wrap this up with a heartwarming speech about distant bonds, but Flare isn't amused, so the two of them alongside the ass-less Marine drive like crazy all the way to Edinburgh to get Noel and Marine's ass back... and that's How We Got Here!
  - There's also the fact that Flare drove all the way from Japan to Scotland in the span of an hour, which means Flare drove at a speed of over 9000 km/h!
Episode 254: Coming Back to Bite You
- Ham! Bae! Ham! Bae! Ham! Bae! Ham! Bae! Pretty much Flare and Subaru witnessing Baelz rejecting her humanity and becoming a hamster (ironic, considering she has insistently states she's a rat and not a hamster).
- Flare tosses a giant sunflower seed at Baelz that gets deflected back at Subaru so hard that she spins around and the seed gets planted around her head.
- Next, Flare calls Risu and Pekora, who comes chanting their names, to talk to Baelz. The three rodents talk and...fail to understand each other. Then they laugh for some reason and get angry at each other leading to a big fight.
- After getting beaten up by Baelz, Flare calls in more animal friends Okayu (meow meow), Fubuki (kon kon) and Lui (takane takane) to deal with the rodents. Lui briefly speaks normal to point out that what she said isn't even an animal cry.
- The end card where Fubuki is chasing Pekora around Flare, Okayu is biting on Baelz who is nibbling on Subaru, and Lui is briefly lecturing Risu before swooping in for the kill.
Episode 255: Babysittr
- The episode starts with Miko crying like a baby in a cradle along with a crying Koyori and a calm Botan as AZKi plays with them. She would make a great mother.
- ...Scratch that, AZKi would not make a great mother as she gives the girls microphones as snacks. She quickly punishes Koyori with an electric rod for spitting them out and tosses Miko (who no longer wants to play baby) into the ceiling. Miko gets red cards for complaining like a big baby and Botan mocks her for it until she gets red cards herself.
- The episode turns to horror quickly as AZKi plans to return the girls to babies with a lightsaber. With Koyori traumatized into a baby and Botan replacing herself with a robot, Miko is doomed...until Koyori slides into AZKi and knocks her out causing the lightsaber to explode the robot which flies and knocks out a fleeing Botan. As a result, elite baby Miko now has to deal with three girls acting like babies.
Episode 256: Bugs Many serves as a nod to Luna's experience with coding and Miko's love of visual novels, and also serves as a subtle Take That! against the recent trend of AAA game releases.
- Luna has coded her own game, titled "Shubaru Days", and asks Miko to playtest it for her in the hopes of getting her to cut on debugging costs. Miko is eager to play it as soon as she sees the long-haired Subaru on the cover, and is greeted with a hilariously out of sync title screen.
- Miko names the MC after herself, only for the game to name her as "Mitochondria-kun" with no option to refuse.
- Miko first meets the long-haired class rep Subaru, but no sooner after she speaks one sentence, her affection meter instantly maxes out to Miko's bewilderment, leading her to call out the game's whack pacing. She then meets the sporty Subaru whose affection meter also maxes out instantly, and demands to know where Choco, Shion, Ayame, and Aqua are. Luna cheerfully replies that they're paid DLC only. Miko tries to quit, but the cuteness of Subaru compels her to keep playing.
- The game devolves into buggy madness as Miko encounters the glitchy Tsundere Subaru, the class rep Subaru suddenly becoming a Yandere Subaru (with a trophy titled "Nice Boat"), the Chuunibyou Subaru, the kemonomimi Subaru, and the demon Ojou Subaru, all of whose affection meters max out instantly.
- Miko is given 3 seconds to choose a Subaru, and naturally cannot choose. This leads to a T-posing A-chan MC walking into the scene and yelling at all the Shubas to shut up. The game then suddenly turns into freaking Dark Souls as Miko must now fight all of the Subarus... only for all of them to go down hilariously easy like a Dynasty Warriors game as the words "NO ZANGYOU" (Overtime Avoided) pop up on screen. Luna casually claims she's not good at game balance.
- The real Subaru enters the scene, annoyed at how ridiculously buggy the game is, to Miko's delight, as she makes a hilarious face declaring how she'll seduce the real Subaru this time.
- The episode ends with A-chan narrating that "Shubaru Days" released as is, got terrible reviews, and promptly entered the bargain bins the very next month.
- Right before this episode aired, Subaru ended her stream stating that she'll disappear from the internet for a little while, due to the sheer embarassment she felt while recording the episode.
Episode 257: Fubuzilla VS Hatotaurus
- Chaos overtakes the city as Fubuzilla rampages once again like it did in the past! Fubuki tries to make Fubuzilla calm down by yeeting a chocolate bar at its mouth, but all this does is anger it further and set poor Fubuki ablaze.
- Mio proceeds to do a ridiculous dance to Subaru's shock, summoning... Hatotaurus! Surely the day is saved... only for Hatotaurus to completely ignore Mio's commands and cause its own rampage.
- Faced with no choice, Subaru hurls a giant pill given by Koyori into the sky and summons... a giant La+! La+zilla tries to lord her authority as the founder of holoX, but Fubuzilla and Hatotaurus aren't amused, leading La+zilla to instantly job to them and become a total yes-man.
- All hope is seemingly lost with three huge monsters on the loose, while Fubuki despairingly talks with Choco over the phone regarding her teeth. Suddenly... a giant Choco appears! All three giants are instantly cowering in terror as Chocozilla completely no-sells their attacks and proceeds to fix their teeth with a giant dental drill. Wait... does Hatotaurus even have teeth? Turns out yes, it does, and Subaru finds it creepy.
- The day is saved as Chocozilla defeats the giants! Subaru, Mio, and Fubuki prepare to leave, only for Chocozilla to confront them next over their dental hygiene, still holding the same ginormous drill... Remember to brush your teeth regularly, folks. Or don't, if you're into giant devil nurses.

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