hololive - Suisei Ch. / Funny

hololive's Memetic Psychopath never fails at bringing out her best Comedic Sociopathy moments.

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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Suisei's run of the game is a laugh every minute, as she jumps between screaming at the sight of insects one minute, to trash-talking Mia Winters and Jack Baker the next, while she insists on dispatching the former with the hatchet (making the chat flash back to her legendary Project Winter rampage with another axe, given how they spammed the axe emoji in that sequence), and somehow defeating the latter while he's driving a car, with just a knife. Her later chainsaw duel is also a sight to behold thanks to her continued cockiness.
Suisei: Hey, are you stuck you dumb bastard!? HEY, THAT HURT! Don't mess with me! You senile old bastard! ORA! DOES THAT HURT!?
Upon entering the Baker guesthouse, Suisei starts panicking. Then she opens the pot with expired food in which she copies Ethan's "FUCK! FUCK!"
Considering Suisei's history of horror games, this game is no exception. She instantly panics whenever she continues the story.
She continues to accidentally press the screenshot button every time she gets into tense situations.
Despite playing the game in Casual mode, she still has problems fighting Mia despite having enough ammo to defeat her.
After leaving the dining room, she tries to figure out how to avoid Jack. A last-second surprise caused her to scream after Jack finds her in the laundry room while the cellar is opening.
After starting, she had an encounter with the first Molded that she avoided, as well as several encounters with a few in the basement.
After killing the Molded in the boiler room with impressive headshots, she finds out she needed the key to the next room over.
After getting the scorpion key, she had several run-ins with Jack and literally ran around circles with him until she manages to knock him out with enough ammo.
After having to brave through the basement, engage in a chainsaw duel with Jack, and getting out of the main house, she has to go to the old house which is infested with bugs, something Suisei absolutely despises.
After going through the bug-infested house, she has to fight Marguerite and throughout the game, she keeps shouting "Fuck!".
After defeating Marguerite, she has to return to the old house to retrieve the D-Series arm. She then starts singing her Signature Song Ghost to keep herself calm.
Doubles as a Moment of Awesome: after retrieving the arm, she kills a Molded on reflex with a single shot with the shotgun.
On her third playthrough, she encounters a four-legged Molded and manages to kill it despite panicking.
She really hates having to go into the basement once it gets darker in it.
While playing the Happy Birthday video, she even copied Clancy's "Fuck you!"
She's remarkably cheerful during Clancy's death scene, singing the opening lines of Tobe! Gundam while he's burning and saying "See you later!" when he kicks the bucket. Once Lucas goes in the room, he says "Happy birthday!" and she replies with "Thank you!"
After having to return to the basement, she gets fed up with the Molded and goes on a killing spree.
In the Fat Molded boss fight, she copies Lucas.
When she has to do the Happy Birthday puzzle again, she is confused by the phrase "Kiss my ass" from Ethan.
When choosing who to give the cure to, she pretends to interview Mia and Zoe about who wants to live more, before choosing Zoe and cheerfully saying goodbye to Mia.
Once she goes to repair the elevator, a fat molded spawns in the room, prompting her to run. However, the fat molded gets stuck upon spawning in the stalls, which causes her to laugh and kill it with a knife.
During the bad ending, she is trying to tell Ethan to throw away his phone, and when he does she declares "I'm Eveline! I possessed Ethan!". Which is Hilarious in Hindsight since the events of Resident Evil Village reveal that Eveline actually possessed Rosemary.
Because the talents aren't supposed to show the endings of the games they play, she didn't realize she just showed the (bad) ending of the game. She then just went ahead and enlarged herself despite having shown the ending.

Grand Theft Auto V

Suisei finally plays the one game she became interested in: Grand Theft Auto V. Cue "Oh, Crap!" from fans on Twitter and YouTube chat who thought it was another Mario Kart 8 Deluxe session. Especially those who expects her to go on a rampage. Expect these streams to be a goldmine for Black Comedy.
- In the opening, she starts acting aggressively towards the hostages. And realizing she is in a bank heist, she starts shouting "MONEY!!!"
- Not even 12 minutes in, she goes on a shooting rampage with the cops shouting "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!", surprisingly managing to score every kill.
- During the car chase sequence, she starts ramming into the patrol cars and them humming the Mario Kart turbo theme.
In Franklin and Lamar:
- During Michael's rant in his therapy session, she starts throwing Cluster F Bombs including a "What the fuck".
- She drives on the wrong side of the road and crashes into a tree. Then she expectedly Drives Like Crazy. She goes out of the mission and gets her first Mission Fail.
- She then runs over an NPC and thought she was following Lamar. Cue Mission Fail.
- At one point, she crashes and drives in reverse. And then she crashes into people and gets into a fist fight. Again, Mission fail. Her rampage continues when she runs over alien stuntmen.
- What does she call a sidewalk wide enough for her to comfortably drive on?
  Suisei: (gleefully running over pedestrians) MY ROAD!
- After a few mission failures, she finally reaches the end of the mission. Only to get into the wrong car (Franklin's car is white). Cue another rampage.
- As usual for a GTA V stream, fans in the chat were anticipating her copying Lamar's flowery delivery of the N-word after his rant at the end of "Franklin and Lamar". Thankfully, she doesn't.
In Repossession:
- After the mission pass, she had Franklin smoke a pipe. Then she goes on a rampage again on her way to the first Simeon mission. After the cutscene, she goes to her car and accidentally hits Lamar with an open door. And then, she predictably goes on a killing spree. However she accidentally killed a cat and felt remorseful about it. Then goes back to her Genki Girl self... and her car explodes.
- She gets three stars and then accidentally ditches Lamar. Cue fistfight with a cop and mission fail.
- True to form, when she starts, she started killing several people in her way while having several failed attempts completing the mission. Amusingly, despite her sociopathic tendencies in mind, she adorably tries to pet a cat in said mission.
- She starts copying people swearing in the game, including a "motherfucker". Coco would be proud of her.
Not even after her Mario Kart 8:Deluxe stream, she already planned to play more GTAV with the goal of killing 1,000,000 people. Looks like her 2021 New Year's resolution to not be viewed as a psychopath didn't turn out so well.
- During "Complications", she sucker punches the gardener and gets a mission fail when she curiously entered Jimmy's room.
Father and Son:
- She kills a few pedestrians on the way, but badly reacts to accidentally killing a dog and wondered if it's okay.
  - At the very beginning of that mission, during Michael and Franklin's dialogue, fans have noted how eagerly she was agreeing with Michael's "life lessons". Particularly the part about where she should "kill indiscriminately".
  - After losing Michael's boat, she says "Rest in peace boat". Then proceeds to run over pedestrians once again on the way to Los Santos Customs.
- In Chop:
  - She once again goes her "usual drive" when she heads to the next Franklin mission and copied Denise's friend. She then starts counting her kills on the sidewalk before one of her victims survives, which forces her to run her over.
  - When she has to find D during "Chop", she ends up killing him twice to her confusion of the Mission Failed screen.
  - As she came across the infamous cutscene of Chop humping a dog, her chat freaks out while Suisei brushes it off nonchalantly.
On her third playthrough, she aggressively attacks the door. She then goes on a drive and hits two pedestrians, before driving recklessly and killing more people.
Marriage Consuling:
- She almost loses the tennis coach and resumes recklessly driving. Later on, she starts getting excited after knocking down Martin Madrazo's house. Then starts killing people during the call. Then she accidentally kills people trying to switch between Michael and Franklin. Then later, an NPC crashes into her and into a building.
- She drives recklessly after getting a call from Lester and gets killed by cops trying to fight them. After recovering, she goes on another reckless drive and imitates Michael saying "You got lucky, buddy!" And just before she heads to Lester's place, she cheerfully says "Ja ne, fuck you!" and copies Michael's "Shit!"
Friend Request:
- She starts swearing like nobody's business. On her way to one of the mandatory clothing stores, she sucker punches a random civilian before entering the store.
- As per usual shenanigans, she gets wanted by the cops, and gets three stars after thinking she was hiding. She ends up in a shootout. Cue hit and running, and humming the Mario Kart turbo theme. She can't seem to not get wanted by the cops as she keeps running over people and getting a star.
- At one point, fans warn her of the upcoming portion of the game where she needs to install an anti-virus, and realizes why, despite the game already being censored in the Japanese version.
- After she plants the bomb, she decides to ride in a taxi. The taxi was extremely slow for her and she decides to steal a car instead.
- As she enters Michael's house, fans tell her to censor the part, but other fans told her it's unnecessary. When she calls Jay Norris, she becomes ecstatic when the phone explodes on him.
After the mission pass, she goes on a drive where she knocks bikers off their bikes.
Casing the Jewel Store:
- she resumes driving like crazy and gets a star. She then continues killing more people. When she talks to the jewel saleswoman, when Michael mentions wanting to buy cheap, she shouts "Cheap? Buy expensive!" During the mission, she begins taking more pictures than what the mission requires to. And then she laughs at the way Michael screams when he falls.
- She then finishes putting a crew and drives on the railroad tracks, unaware that she is heading towards the desert. Then she manages to kill a driver once she finds the highway, and starts saying "Oh my God" when she crashes into something.
Daddy's Girl:
- Michael destroys Jimmy's TV. Seeing the latter's reaction, Suisei tells Jimmy to bring it on when Michael tells him to hit him.
- During the mission, she yells at Jimmy for going for the blue bike she wanted.
- After she beats Jimmy, she tries to figure out how to swim. Cue dying twice. When she finally figures out the swimming controls, she reaches the yacht and says "Father is here". Then she goes on the wrong direction and crashes into a boat. Cue mission failure. She then resorts to murder and when Tracey gets angry, she shouts "Omae!"
After the mission pass, she discovers NPCs drop money when killed. Three guesses what happens next.
She ends the stream by capping a random pedestrian for saying "whatever" to her.
On her fourth playthrough, she starts the game by punching a random pedestrian, stealing a van, then drives recklessly again. Then imitates Michael's "Get the fuck out!" Cue being pursued by the cops and running people over. Then she gets into a shootout with the cops and dies, with a Mission Failed screen.
She once again goes on another reckless driving spree, killing cops, and manages to avoid the cops, saying "I win! I'm winner."
The Jewel Store Job:
- When she starts the heist, she gets ecstatic stealing jewelry and shoots a hostage. She switches to Franklin, shouting "SEE YOU!" However she loses track of her accomplices and gets a Mission fail.
- While retrying the mission, she shouts "SHIT!" after jumping off a broken bridge. Her gunman crashes, prompting her calling him an idiot. Then she enjoys crashing into the police cruisers. However she gets a mission failure after accidentally killing Franklin.
- She goes again being aggressive as ever, and manages to complete it.
- After the mission, she ends up in the Vanilla Unicorn. Normally, first-timers who come across this scene try to censor it, but in Suisei's case she outright ignores it and even interacted with the strippers for a bit. She then gets in a fight with a bouncer and loses.
After recovering, she steals a car, and accidentally swerves into pedestrians. Then she starts counting her kills. Then she drives recklessly on the way to Michael's.
Mr. Phillips:
- Come the infamous starting cutscene of the mission, her chat freaks out again over the notion of Suisei not bothering to censor the scene, despite her reacting as badly as them.
- She then tunes her inner Trevor when Wade falls off the truck, telling him to hurry up. Then she drives so fast, she went off-road and a mission failure.
- Despite her reputation of being a psychopath, she has trouble engaging with The Lost, as she's died eight times in this section. Such attempts failed from various reasons such as attempting to run over some mooks, shooting explosive gas canisters while she's standing nearby, and not noticing she's low on health because she was too busy killing.
- In her ninth and final try, she shoots a gas canister. She was impressed by how much explosions were set off. Then imitates Trevor telling The Lost "You're fucked!" And then starts killing The Lost using red barrels.
- She then goes to Ortega and after pushing his trailer, she tried to intimidate him before killing him. Afterwards, cue reckless driving and getting caught by the cops.
  - After evading the cops, she imitates Trevor by shouting at Ron to run. Then after the mission pass, she imitates Trevor and calls Ron a dumbass. And before she closes, she shouts "GOOD MORNING" and "GOOD NIGHT" to her viewers.
In Trevor Philips Industries:
- At the start of her fifth playthrough, she starts the game with her usual shenanigans by killing pedestrians on the way of her Chef mission. She then shouts "Yeah!" after the bar fight, and after picking up Cheng, she starts killing people as usual until she accidentally runs over a coyote. After apologizing to it, she heads to Chef's mission, and the mission's mandatory firefight has her being her usual self.
Nervous Ron:
- At the start of the mission, she gets agitated when The Lost comes to Trevor's home and trashes everything. Then she goes to Ammunation and dresses him up in better clothes. She then tries the sniping portion until she tries to figure out where the enemies are. After killing every enemy in the first portion, she then tries to find Ron and gets killed.
- After clearing the airstrip, she tries the plane controls until she crashes, resulting in a mission fail. When she retries the mission, she looks at the controls for flying vehicles, and tries to fly until she crashes into a guard rail. Then she crashes twice - one into a mountain, and into the lake.
- During the flying sequence, she somehow managed to land the plane, but drives it like a car.
She unintentionally starts the drug delivery mission where she has to retrieve the drugs when she has no idea the cops were involved. Then after she evades the cops, she has no idea how to finish the mission when the chat tells her she needs to kill the targets on the red dot. Cue getting killed when she realizes what to do.
Crystal Maze:
- During the cutscene, she was imitating Trevor when a commentor says "Sui-chan is Trevor", and she imitates. Then she repeats Trevor's "You are going to die!" and find the line funny.
- She gets a mission fail trying to bum-rush the O'Neil brothers and tries to kill the O'Neils while stationary and gets killed. She retries again and counts her kills, and when she kills all the O'Neils outside, she then goes to the house, but gets killed.
- After finally killing the O'Neil brothers, she tries to figure out where to go until she finally finds the basement. And then she tries the gas can to destroy the house when she gets a mission fail.
At the start of "Friends Reunited", she laughs at the way Trevor punches Wade. Then during the mission, she ends up running towards the enemies and gets killed. She retries and did well for a while. But since she got caught, she stll accomplishes the portion of the mission and reaches the main city and tells how much she misses it. By recklessly driving.
Fame or Shame:
- She then tries to enter Michael's house and starts sucker punching random people. Then at the start of the mission, she starts imitating him again. Then she begins to drive recklessly as usual but gets a mission fail when she arrives at the stadium with a wanted star.
- When she retries, she finally reaches to the stadium entrance and wanted to punch the audition manager. Then she starts singing along with the music until she finally gets to play the mission, she starts driving even more recklessly. Cue mission fail when she loses Lazlo.
- She retries and then when she finally finishes, she starts laughing at Trevor going Papa Wolf at Lazlo.
As revealed in Coco's meme review with her, the reason Suisei keeps running people over in GTAV? She pretends the pedestrians are the coins from Mario Kart. Even Coco is baffled by her Insane Troll Logic.
Suisei returns to Online on her own after her initial collab with Miko, giving the Diamond Casino and Resort a proper visit to, of course, gamble. It goes as well as one might expect.
- Her losses on blackjack were met with incomprehensible Angrish, each growing louder in succession.
- Near the end of the stream, she lets out her frustration in true Suisei fashion: by attacking NPCs outside the casino.
- Her second solo Online stream starts with her already inside the Casino, gambling her money and chips away on horse-betting and blackjack. However, shit escalated quickly at the last five minutes, when she exited the casino (and assaulting the valet beforehand) to see a random player pull up in a TM-02 Khanjali. The two ended up rampaging across the city for the remainder of the stream.

Hitman 2

She had various runs where she started to kill random people for no reason. This gets brought up by Tamaki Inuyama and she tells him she was playing it normally.
She returns playing Hitman 2. It goes as you'd expect from the idol known for her Comedic Sociopathy, though she shows a considerable amount of restraint than the last time she played it (as in only killing people in her way), which was a complete genocide run.
- She imitates a crewmate whose line is "You fucking---". And after she kills the main target, she kills random civilians on her way to ending it.
- She goes through another round of the mission and draws attention to herself, and then a car explodes on her.
- She tries to steal a disguise, but it drew attention to nearby guards and she gets killed in the shootout. She does it again with her chosen target, but ends up killing him in front of other guards.
- She knocks out the chef again and hides his body in a freezer, but his body is found in there anyway.
- She kills the main target, but drew attention to herself with a coin. Cue being shot at and dying while trying to escape.
- After she kills the main target, she ends up killing two police guards but somehow doesn't draw attention to her. Cue escaping and getting away with it.
- She accidentally draws attention to herself, and steals the disguise of one of the security guards she killed. She almost got away with it, only to get discovered and killed.
- Because of the game's checkpoint system, she was still being hunted down and gets killed in a shootout.
- She kills her second target by outright shooting him behind a door, and laughs how she wasn't suspected of it. Cut laughing about it, and kills a guard to steal a boat.
- She tries to enter a club, claiming "not sus". She ends up ain shootout after knocking out a female guest. Cue getting caught, and getting in a shootout.
- She tries again, and nearly drew attention to herself. Then she sees two guards and throws a brick at them.
- She stays around for one of her target's speeches and even claps, despite his complaints that she was too close to him. Then she accidentally drew attention to herself, then accidentally knocks out a guard in front of someone. And then she tries to knock out a guard only to shoot at another guard on reflex.
- She tries again, and still gets caught trying to subdue a guard and gets into a shootout, which gets her killed.
- She wanders in a bar, exclaiming "I'm hungry!". Then she follows a man who has gotten a stomachache, only to knock him out and realize he doesn't have an invitation. She then went after her original target with the blue suit and gets in, only to put in rat poison in front of people. She gets killed and claims "I'll be back."
- She tries to knock out a guard and steal his clothes, and forgetting she needs to hide the body. Cue the guards getting on her, and a shootout.
- She tries to play the waiting game until the guards suspect her. Cue another shootout.
- She starts to lose her patience until one of her targets was on her way, and tries to find a way to kill him. She then kills one of the targets out in the open, but doesn't alert anyone. Then she stalks her second target and kills him, while accidentally stealing his clothes, which gets her targeted by his bodyguards and kills them. She finds out she can't finish the mission until she steals the container holding a virus. She makes her escape killing a guard on her way out.
She starts the main story, and is stone-faced serious during her introduction than usual. She then starts one of its missions.
- Upon arriving at her location, she tries to get inside the building. At some point, she says she should get a boyfriend who can buy her an expensive beach house.
  - When she finds a corpse inside the garage of said beach house, she gets annoyed because someone died and it wasn't her that did the killing.
- She finds a hidden weapon room and is ecstatic.
- She outright kills her target while getting into a shootout and dies in the process. Her motivations for killing said target change with each attempt and each one is hilarious:
  - First, she wants to kill the target because she called Suisei a cutting board.
  - Next, the chat tells her that the target couldn't make it into Hololive Alternative. A few comments later and Suisei misunderstands that the reason she didn't make it in herself is because she didn't have a wife and children to sacrifice.
  - Finally, her aim wasn't exactly the best in some of these runs and Suisei is told that she "isn't cut out to be a Hololive idol with that aim". She resolves to improve her skills.
- She then had to kill three Chinese targets and their bodyguards. Due to how shaky the sniper rifle is, she keeps missing and having mission fails.
- She does the second mission and while she was trying to kill the mooks, her game crashed halfway after dealing with the main targets.

Project Winter

Suisei gives a new definition for Cute and Psycho playing Project Winter with her and Roboco as the traitors against Fubuki, Kanata, Coco, Watame, Aki, and Matsuri.
- After her true colors are revealed, Matsuri correctly guesses that Suisei planted landmines and Fubuki ends up stepping on one, Coco trying to fight Suisei with her bare hands (which goes about as you'd expect against someone who has a gun and an axe and declares "I WILL KILL YOU ALL OF YOU HERE!" while laughing about it). Roboco tells her she jammed their transmission when Suisei tells her she already killed four of them to Roboco's surprise. And to rub salt to Matsuri's wounds, Matsuri begs for her life while Suisei imitates Fubuki and wearing her clothes as Suisei keeps shooting her. It got so bad, everyone in the next game ganged up on her when she was innocent. And Suisei wonders why fans see her as a Memetic Psychopath.
And then there's her game with Luna, Haato, Matsuri, Choco, Mel, and Aki where in the first game, Luna Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing, but not before Suisei feeds [Aki]'s heart to her (Aki was outed as a Traitor before the girls and a wolf hounds on her). Also, Haato's stream crashed during the game. In the second game, both her and Aki (once again) are the Traitors. Aki dies from being attacked by wolves and poison, resulting in her having to do the game solo and take Aki's clothes. She then does a 1v3 with Choco, Matsuri, and Luna, but not before faking a Not Me This Time by pretending she didn't kill Haato (she was being mauled by wolves at the same time Suisei finishes her off), and then kills Choco, Matsuri, and Mel, but got her killing of Luna stolen by a bear. The third game, she goes alone and doesn't take long for her (and some of her viewers) to realize that Matsuri is playing the Traitor, but Matsuri was robbed of her revenge when Suisei gets killed by wolves.
In her collaboration stream with Mea Kagura, Choco, Inaba Haneru, Amano Pikamee, Tomari Mari, Hinokuma Ran, and Yunohara Izumi where she was a Survivor three times in a row, when she was helping the less-experienced players at the game, Pikamee, who was a Traitor, made a fatal mistake of attacking Suisei while she was carrying objectives while Mea Kagura helps her. Because Pikamee outed herself as a Traitor, Suisei and Mea effortlessly kill her, and later in the game, she finds Choco and because Choco was about to starve, Suisei gives her a heart which disturbs Choco. And when the girls were about to escape, Mea was injured, resulting in Suisei leaving the evac chopper to help, but she got left behind when the rescue chopper leaves with Choco, forcing Suisei to Mercy Kill everyone. In the second game, Choco was hounded by a wolf and two traitors, and Suisei and her group finds her corpse and takes her heart. In the third game, Suisei proved that she has No Sense of Direction, which ended up getting herself and her group getting lost. She was also singing to herself when Mea Kagura finds her, with Suisei telling her "You heard nothing". Later on, she hears Choco Laughing Mad as her group were making to the final parts of the match via overtime, and once the rescue submarine arrives, Suisei kills Haneru, but not before leaving behind Tomari.

Thief Simulator

Suisei plays Thief Simulator where she plays as a thief. After the first mission, she drives around until she breaks into a house when its alarm goes off, and before she flees she descides to break a toilet on her way out.
She returns, and it goes as you'd expect: Forgoing stealth, stealing items, getting caught or escaping, stealing items she considers to be more valuable than what the game's objectives demand of her to steal (like TVs and a printer), trying to open a safe, and lastly, shattering every toilet she finds.
- Her trying to break open a safe is notable because she tries to steal money most of her playthrough, and when she finds the house with the safe, she keeps getting caught, and the one time, she was so focused in opening a safe that she doesn't bother worrying about getting caught and more of trying to figure out how to break open a safe.
- After returning to the game, her first instinct is that she tries to run over the first pedestrian she saw, which resulted in a Non-Standard Game Over. Cue confusion and realizing she isn't playing Grand Theft Auto V.
- At some point, she tried to steal a van, but she ended up in her car when she tries to steal the mandatory vehicle.
- At some point, she got caught on camera, and then gets rammed by the police. Once she figures out she needs to hack into the cameras, she goes in the house to rob it, only to get caught by the house's residents. Once again, she tries to kill them, but the game doesn't let her. She gets caught by the police. Retrying again, she invades the house to rob it of its money but gets an F. She assumes F means "Fuck you".
- On trying to break into a different house, she tries to get away, only to get caught by the police. She retries it and realizes the house she tried to break into has a password system.
- Considering how much she loves money, she doesn't want to buy better equipment despite needing to have better ways to break in.

Other Games

Suisei matches against Choco and Haato in Tetris Online. Her speed and precision was so quick, they could barely react before she effortlessly defeats them. Here are records of her securing victory within 20 seconds.
After having a frustrating ordeal playing Getting Over It after a Suspiciously Specific Denial that it's her first time playing, Suisei pretends the entire stream is in fact an English stream, and reads the Superchats as well as the regular chat. Gratuitous English ensues:
Suisei: (reading a Superchat comment) "Sui-chan is the Greatest in the Universe".
- Suisei later attempted to race Kanata in Getting Over It, despite her usual less-than-stellar performance at the game. She gets stressed enough to start singing Tsubasa wo Kudasai again... and when that isn't enough, she proceeds to roleplay entire scenes of Neon Genesis Evangelion, voice acting most of the main cast and everything, while still desperately trying to climb up a wall. By the time she calls Kanata to tell her she's giving up, she's still in character.
  Kanata: Yes?
  Suisei: Shinji-kun?
  Kanata: ... Misato-san?
  Suisei: Shinji-kun, the Third Impact just happened over here.
Suisei decides to play Minecraft when Subaru, Watame, Haato, and Towa show up. They then decide to blow themselves up, as well as a floating YAGOO, with TNT. By the time Gen 5 arrived, Haachama blows up YAGOO, but the resulting explosion only kills herself and Subaru, and so the others decided to burn themselves. Meanwhile, Gen 5 were completely confused on what just happened.
When she streams Dark Deception with her friend Kuon Ran, Ran explains "This is a game where you run from monkeys", to Suisei's confusion. She also insults Helen Bierce by calling her "baba" (old hag) until she plays the game. During the stream, her chat notices a very odd noise during the stream, which confuses her. As the sound returns, Suisei stops the game for a bit to find the source of the sound. Once she finds it, both her and her chat were creeped out by this, and her game suddenly crashes. Suisei just ends the stream without her ending Catchphrase. In fact, this was covered by AsaCoco.
She returns playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with the Self-Imposed Challenge that if she yells, she ends the stream. Throughout the stream, her frustration is very visible, but keeps it at a Tranquil Fury level. Once she ends the stream, she finally lets out her frustration.
In the middle of a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe endurance stream, she starts a round by immediately going ham angry as frustration mounts at her continued losses, surprising her chat because of how much she sounded like a Yakuza.
- Earlier in the same stream, she busts out her Suinglish after a bit of urging from the chat.
When she starts playing Ring Fit Adventure, she starts making noises not far from Dragon Ball where the chat starts spamming "Super Saiyan" or "Super Saiyajin Suisei".
One time when Suisei is building her Minecraft house, she is unable to sleep and skip the night because of monsters nearby. She looked around but did not see any until chat told her to check the walls. She retorted it's not like Attack on Titan to have anything weird inside walls but she does so anyway, only to find some Creepers in the gaps within walls. She immediately scrams and screams in terror upon seeing them.
Playing The Caretaker, she comes across a sleeping NPC and decides to shout at her that her new single GHOST has surpassed a million views.
- Later on in the game, she picks up a ladder, notes that the player character holds it in one hand, and remarks that even Kanata would use two hands for it. When she goes up the ladder to the extremely messy attic, she comments that Kanata's room is way cleaner in comparison.
Suisei does a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe stream with the challenge of not using any foreign loan words, so she ends up talking like a samurai. It doesn't go for too long either, as her first stream lasts about 18 minutes until she says "safe" by accident.
- She trips up even sooner in her revenge stream.
Suisei does a different Mario Kart 8 Deluxe stream with the challenge this time being to change her moods depending on the items she gets, with her deciding to be excited whenever she uses a mushroom. Unfortunately for her, she gets an unusually large amount of mushrooms overall and starts getting tired only 20 minutes in.
While playing Tetris 99 and waiting for a match, a superchat comes in saying that its their birthday and they'd like for Suisei to celebrate it "by mistake". She does this by singing the usual happy birthday song in English, but replaces "to you" with "omae".
While playing Tsugu No Hi Ai's Silent Cries, she notes that the moment where the punchline Jump Scare happens, the deranged figure looks like she's about to unleash its Trans-Am.
- She succumbs to fear early on in the stream and, on a suggestion, grabs Anemachi's 100-page BL book to ward off the scares. It doesn't work so she calls Towa instead.
- Finally touching upon her devilishness, Towa has a lot of fun seeing the normally imposing psychopathic comet fold completely at the game.
- She also notes that the father looks like YAGOO so she starts referring to him as such when it's his turn to be playable.
- Suisei is so shaken and unable to sleep that she plays Slither.io for three hours after. It's mostly a chill stream, save for the part where she gets distracted by a player with the name "We Love Suisei", dies and calls for her mama.
In her stream of マッチングアプリで出会い厨してみた, she reads out a conversation that asks about anime recommendations and she goes full Motor Mouth discussing her own watch list, going into a tangent about The Idolmaster in particular, before proceeding in-game and getting that exact same recommendation.
- When she comes across a scene where faceless NPCs are openly and somewhat lewdly discussing a female character's features, she calls out her chat that they're exactly like that. When they try to assert their innocence, she mentions seeing a clip where Lamy mentions her in a swimsuit and found comments saying "I don't know which side is her front and which is her boobs".
  Suisei: That's like you guys! Your trustworthiness is zero!
Suisei makes a solo trip into the Minecraft EN server and things start off promisingly enough when she gets lost in Pekoland before she even reached the portal.
- Once she crossed over, among the first things she did was to visit the shrine and get a fortune stick. She was cursed with a 5, the worst possible fortune to get.
- She sees the review signs left by the other JP girls for their own EN server experiences and learns that there are so many couples going around lately. Her reaction? "Normies explode."
- She drops into the dreaded hole and dies. She manages to make it back all the way from the JP server and finds her items still there, but her attempt to get down there safely using water pushes her items into the magma. She also finds the sign IRyS left.
In another Tsugu No Hi stream, this time with the Evil God Korone story, she accidentally gets the alternate ending instead of the default ending.
Suisei has a slither.io stream, which is held later than her normal hours of streaming, being done at 11:00PM JST, and she declares that she will be helping people to go to sleep. She does this by greeting and chatting at the top of her lungs, and that she has no intention of letting anyone sleep.
In her February 6 Tetris 99 stream, she shares how she met with a younger cousin of hers during her break. This cousin told Suisei before that she wanted to be an idol or an utaite and Suisei was raring to give her advice on how to do it when they met again. She even had a spiel prepared. Unfortunately, said cousin just wanted to become normal after a boy she liked made fun of her dreams. Sad as it was, the chat pegged Suisei as a nosy and fussy aunt after she told that story, which she owned up to but vehemently didn't want to be called in any case.
In her playthrough of Cooking Simulator:
- She decides to make chocolate cake, but couldn't find the right utensil to mix the melted chocolate with and so grabs a knife. It actually seems to work, until she accidentally spills all of the pot's contents.
- Going around the kitchen, she randomly throws bowls and plates around. When she goes to make a new cake mixture, she adds in some of those broken shards. She uses the rest for toppings.
- When putting the decorations on the cake, she puts on wedding figures but makes it look like the groom is getting NTR'd by a rabbit.
- Before ending the stream, she decides to destroy the kitchen, then finding a gas tank and turning on the stove. The tank explodes, surprising her and laughing.
Less than ten minutes into her February 27, 2022 Tetris 99 stream, Suisei picks up the challenge that "IRyS" (actually Bae dubbing the Nephilim) issued days prior.
In October 2022, after a few weeks' break recovering from throat surgery, Suisei quietly streams Rock Simulator, relying on text-to-speech service Ondoku to communicate with her audience. As she explains the game to the Hoshiyomis, the service chimes in to advise Suisei that she's exceeded the word limit and to register to continue using, albeit at a limit per month. The motion shows that she's amused by the development and proceeds to spend the next few minutes registering as the game continues, culminating in:
Suisei: I have registered! [Beat as she types out a new line to be read] My life is limited to 5000 words!
- The stream ends with Suisei singing her original songs albeit muted, with chat pretending they're hearing her voice and cheering as if it's a live karaoke.

Twitter

When Suisei was talking about buying the newest Love Live! Sunshine!! Saint Snow album on her Twitter, she caught the attention of Asami Tano, the voice actress for the series, to her confusion. And when she decided to do Karaoke on that day, Tano was actually there for her Karaoke, and Suisei freaked out that Tano noticed her.
For her Bilibili Fall Guys announcement stream, Suisei accidentally made a typo that reads "Fall Gays". When this was pointed out, she fixed the typo... only to retweet the original typo post.
When Suisei found out a noticeable drop in subscriber count, she posted this video on her Twitter after just having reached 500,000 Karaoke subscriber milestone. Her reaction is as if she was in Suspiciously Specific Denial having nearly reached her subscriber goal.
After her second GTAV stream, Suisei tweets how her mother sent her a LINE message saying "Let me drive". Looks like even her own mother knows of her Comedic Sociopathy and Drives Like Crazy.
When she tweets about her merchandise rings, she talks about how they are big enough to be brass knuckles.
After the release of Hololive Alternative, she states she wants to be a Heel if there's ever a chance for her to be in a music video. Fans naturally found it funny.

Other

After Suisei's channel got demonetized, she took a page out of Kiara's book and decided to "redebut" from scratch, even going so far as to use her very first model. She went all-in on making this in proper debut style, complete with title cards and an introduction as if she hadn't been a staple of hololive for over a year.
The Deprivation of Monetization's Song, which is Suisei singing along with her BGM asking why YouTube is depriving her of her monetization and apologising for whatever it was that made her lose it to begin with.
Suisei: Youtube~. Why are you depriving? Why? Why? Did I do something? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will apologise. So please return (monetized)~. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
She eventually had the idea to do a 24-hour no electricity stream as a joke. Predictably, the challenge ends before it even begins.
Suisei is having a look back on her performance with Matsuri in Beyond the Stage when chat comments on both her and Matsuri's small chest size via the usual jokes referring to "The Two Great Walls", "Iron Plate", and "Cutting Board". Suisei gets a bit annoyed, before throwing Matsuri under the bus by commenting Matsuri is the only "wall" in the duo.
She has a talking stream where she invites some of the other idols to collaborate in the future:
- When she sends an invite to Aqua to show her the ropes in Apex, the latter responds in the most over-the-top manner - vowing that "No matter who the enemy is, she will protect the princess!" When working out the date and time for the collab, Suisei suggests 19:00 on April 4, to which Aqua responds "In the morning?"
- For Subaru, she asks the latter to teach her Sausage Legends and gets floored by how quickly the latter responds. As in, asking if she wants to play right then and there. Upon agreeing to have their collab in April, Subaru tells Suisei to train up her sausages.
Near the end of her karaoke stream on July 8, 2020, fans asked Suisei to sing a cover of Tokyo Ghoul's "unravel" using a childish voice. Suisei obliges, but since she doesn't know the song's full lyrics, she babbles straight into the chorus portion after the beginning verse, still with the childish voice act.
On April 22, 2021, she tries to learn English through Duolingo to better communicate with her English fans. The results are amusing when she repeats a sentence very slowly, and she has trouble with sentences that have the letter "a" (the article) and possessive nouns in them.
- She starts off the stream by boasting that she's actually pretty good at English and doesn't need any help. Just a few questions in and she's ready to throw in the towel.
- At some point, she encounters some very odd stories. Such as a man looking forward to his date, only to realize he got the wrong person. Another is a man going to a restaurant with his mother, with her trying to hook him up with a business major student. He reveals that he was already married. Both her and the chat were very confused by these turns of events.
  - The second scenario above is also the one where Suisei enthusiastically says "Hi honey!", which became an instant hit to the fans.
- Highlights here.
In her following Duolingo stream, she teases her audience by trying to say "Hi honey!", stopping halfway to clear her throat. And a bit after that, she says that she found her "honey" in the goth character, to the chat's joking despair.
By her third session, she makes a few mistakes in translating to Japanese^Explanation that gets her riled up and misunderstood by the app's voice pick-up.
On her fourth session, she noticed how Lily sounds different when she replays her voice, ranging from being an impostor, to thinking she had to sound differently. She then starts to emulate her voice while still in denial of her supposed voice change. However, she starts hearing her real voice by clicking on the sentence.
During a talking stream, she eats some curry rice cooked by Anemachi and, when questioned on it by the chat, she denies doing so while saying it's delicious in the same breath.
"Hey, you were tasting the curry rice, right?" There's no way! It was delicious!
She met with one of the EN managers (unknown if it's Enma, Jenma, or J-Chad), who recommended that she learn more English to widen her potential project scope. Suisei became evasive until someone mentions Mamamachi (who studied to be an English translator), at which point Suisei went defensive and brings up the idea of having Coco teach her, or she would were it not for her packed schedule. The chat goes on to heap praises on to the EN manager for pushing Suisei much to her dismay.
After seeing Coco and YAGOO's collab stream, Suisei warms up to her boss, takes to a suggestion that she do a duet stream with him and asks her manager to arrange it.
Suisei: About time the CEO also debuts as an idol, yeah?
In her new outfit reveal, she pans up her body to get a good look at her outfit and, when it finally reaches her head, her face is completely covered by her Sololive advertisement, which causes her to do a do-over. She does the exact same thing with her second outfit.
- One of the stand-out predictions for her new outfit was one that showed her in samurai armor. It was so impressive and fit the silhouette perfectly that fans were hoping it was the one.
Following her song collab with Izuru and Astel, Suisei believes she can lay claim to having conquered all of hololive. The chat tells her that she can't really say that until she collabs with Yagoo.
During her talk stream at the tail end of 2021, Iroha decides to call her, who was also doing a call stream at that time. She then asks Iroha if she's "Nin Nin" while Iroha insists she's "Jakin Jakin". Then she tells her about a song called "Kunoichi Demo koi ga Shita"^Translation. Iroha had no idea it was a song about a female ninja even though the word "kuniochi" should have clued her in on what the song is about. Suisei then tells her the song is suitable for her to the latter's utter confusion. Iroha then asks her if she can sing it but Suisei tells her she's not a ninja, prompting Iroha to yell "I'm not a ninja either!".
She posts of herself shaking the camera while her new song Template playing in the background.
Throughout August 2022, many hololive members were streaming using their hololive Summer bikini models. Suisei, on the other hand, didn't want to. When asked why by her chat, she explained that her manager handed her The Long List of rules for streaming with the bikini model, so as not to get banned. Apparently, the list of rules was so long that she didn't bother reading it, and simply opted not to do a hololive Summer stream just so she can avoid thinking about the list. Despite all that, she caps off the question by advertising her bikini model's appearance in non-streaming media.

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