The climax of the Sbemail do over, where Strong Bad repeatedly smashes Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, and Strong Mad thinks it’s actually The Cheat.
Strong Mad: DON'T HURT THE CHEAT!!!
Strong Bad: No, big guy, that's not The Cheat. That's Homestar! From school!
Homestar: Meedley mee! I'm The Cheat! I'm not from school! Moooooo!
Strong Bad: Uh, The Cheat's not a cow, you know... Whoa!
Strong Mad: THE CHEAT IS SO A COW!!!
Strong Bad: Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stank!
Homestar: It makes me all jangly inside!
Strong Bad explaining why Strong Mad doesn't have his own series of cartoon shorts in "The Facts".
Strong Bad: (Typing on a keyboard) Fact #2: "Garbledina".
"He's like a big square, this guy! I'm not sure what this has to do with him not having his own cartoon...But, it's just weird is all. Unsettling."
"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it'd work. But...since Cubeland is place I just made up, on to fact #4."
"Have you seen his computer!" (Cut to Strong Mad's "Computer", which turns out to be nothing but a cardboard box with a crudely drawn picture of a computer on it.)
"And, yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based."
Coach Z at "the 18th hole", which "puts a unique twist on the standard bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever hole":
Coach Z:(putts his ball into the hole, causing it to drop down from above and land in front of him) Oh, I guess I forgort to port... (tries again, same result)' Oh, I guess I forgat to prat! (cycle repeats) Oh! Gorka-fa-pork!
Strong Bad: This will go on forever if you let it.
The e-mail "Your Funeral," when Strong Bad's pre-recorded eulogy plays, but Coach Z tapes over it accidentally with one of his raps. While the rap is playing, Bubs stares angrily at a deeply ashamed Coach Z, who can't stop dancing to the beat.
And then Homestar tears up while doing a reading from "the book of Phones".
Homestar sold his "The #1" shirt for $3(US). He got a good deal.
Strong Bad went on to host some show on Animal Planet. It was canceled before the first commercial break.
All the weirdness that goes on in "virus" when Strong Bad's computer gets infected, from the error message ("'Computer over'? 'Virus equals very yes'? That's not a good prize!") onward.
Pretty much all of the Halloween Costume Commentaries, but especially Strong Bad's song during the montage of bad Homestar costumes in the 2009 edition.
Oh, a red t-shirt and taped-on star Has anybody told you how terrible you are? Some white face-paint, or maybe none at all Just standin' around in your front hall!
The dueling fanfiction by Strong Sad and Strong Bad in sbemail #188. The fact that they pronounce Twizzlers with an exaggerated accent ("Twizzlérs") just makes the fanfic even funnier.
Homestar and Strong Bad's cardboard box submarine from Date Nite.
Before they were disoncontinued in 2008, if you bought something from the store, you were given a thank-you message from one of the characters. They were also time-oriented, so depending on what time of day something was bought, you'd get a message that corresponded. If you bought something from midnight to 5 AM, Homestar would come out in his pajamas and say...
"(yawn) Oh...hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um...(yawn)...you should really get to bed."
Homsar's kids' show is probably not too far off from some of today's kids' shows.
This vicious taking apart of one of Strong Bad's emailers:
Strong Bad: "Guess what? Nobody calls you Coolio Da Fabio, aka, Quit Makin' Up Nicknames For Yourself! I'm just gonna call you "Dealin' Burgers", which I assume doubles as an accurate job description."
The sbemail "caffeine," where Strong Sad has become (and stays) completelyhyperactive due to drinking orange juice laced with Sanka, especially when he beats up Coach Z.
The e-mail stunt double in which Strong Bad is asked if he ever uses a stunt double. He shows footage from Dangeresque 2: This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1 in an attempt to persuade us that "The stunts I do are so... done by me." Needless to say, his stunt double - Strong Sad - is painfully obvious.
When Homestar regrets a message he sent to Marzipan's Answering Machine, he tries to get rid of it by saying it backwards.*
don't bother trying to play it forwards, though: it's gibberish either way
When Pom Pom "tells" him this doesn't work, Homestar replaces the tape with one containing fake messages. Needless to say, the impression he does of Marzipan, Strong Bad, Coach Z, himself, and Strong Sad are hillariously terrible.
